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THE AMERICAN POOP MOVIE

THROW ME YOUR MOTHER

[There is no better way dismiss the last program] ...

[... to see breasts].

So I want to thank to all my fans ...

[... for making me a celebrity lower here on campus] ...

[... and hopefully the year comes, I see from] ...

[... a major Hollywood studio].

[Now turn off their TVs and come to have fun!]

We graduated!

Congratulations brother!

Well.

Graduated, we must see more boobs.

He graduated, not you Dirk.

How old are you?

Enough to see Bubis, now, less talk ...

... And more breasts.

Damn! I am very ... excited!

Copeck! Can you believe it? We did it!

Congratulations to you too Mally, did you spend 4 years ...

... But you could catch Copeck with black.

You have to close down, Russ.

I'm going to pee.

What do you think you're doing?

Please save your phallus against the lady.

What? Sorry.

Go ahead and get in the car.

What do Bitch at a party?

Does dad bought fun?

Russ's funny, My name is Mitch.

Yes, now that we graduated, when I get ...

... My TV. I need someone ...

... I go for my coffee if you want to call you.

Wait until you get the slap of reality, Russ.

It is more likely that I am manager of a ...

... Television station, while you clean the toilets ...

... My old school.

Sure.

We'll see who laughs last.

Meanwhile, still playing with your friends Neanderthals.

God!

You see this, Russ? Shit everywhere.

Not a single piece in the damn cup!

What?

This is of a bitch, man.

Shits within of the round ...

... Where the water is. How difficult is it?

Is it a damn peanut?

Holy God, Russ! It's a damn peanut!

You know ...

... They want to fuck ...

... And I am going to give eye for eye, Russ.

Hey, no.

We've only had this 40 minutes job.

Only clean the shit and collect the money.

Come on Russ, do you support? Are you coming Hector?

What?

Dirk!

Come on.

Dirk!

"Director Hoffman?

If I hear someone else wonder ...

... What I do now, I tear your penis ...

... And I stab the throat with it.

Not so bad, Russ.

Yes What do I say?

"I have no money I live with my mother ...

... And I can not work with my useless degree ...

... But thanks for coming. "

- Arrived, Copeck! - What, man?

Dirk, did you hear that The fired ...

... To you and Russ. - What they did with the desktop?

At least I did not have wipe that shit.

Yes, laugh Dirk, me too I got fired.

And I did nothing.

At least I screwed up on the desktop.

Let's swim, Moron.

Good grief.

Anyway.

There, I brought this.

Thanks, buddy! I also got something.

What is this?

Thanks.

In all, miss living with you.

That is sweet Russ, I miss how ...

... I fart all the time.

Well I will not miss the had big nights ...

... Black men to the house when Copeck was not.

What is not the one Tara there?

"Tara?

I can not believe. I would never return.

Hello astronaut You already back?

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. G.

Congratulations Russ, it's good see you again.

Thanks.

Have you heard any news television?

I've actually been waiting for reply ...

... Channel 6.

Good luck, indeed, Marky sends you greetings.

It really saddened you were not with him.

Yes, I ...

You know, are much more T. stations V. ..

... In California than Hartford.

If you were not so queer, I 'd gone with him ...

... Instead of making out alone.

And how do you go there?

It's going pretty well, and has Working with John Tesh.

Do you work with John Tesh?

So Russ, a friend always looking ...

... Help if you get to despair, yes?

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.

- I'll get another drink, will you? - Yes, more gin and tonic.

Well.

Is Tara?

Tell me Russ.

Ever threw it when they were in school?

- Mr. G. I do not think ... - Just say, never should ...

... End it. - She left me.

I'll tell you something, Tara, she has boobs ...

... Most beautiful I've seen, and must have ...

... The nipples as a Silver Dollar ...

... If I were you talk to her.

- I try but ... - Look, he's gone.

The fucked ...

... Fag.

I can not believe you have told your aunt ...

... You fucked a monkey.

No, I said harassment a monkey and not funny.

How would you feel if your mom found out ...

... That you sleep with a furry animal?

I do not know.

Why do not you ask the Mally's mom?

Bitch.

Ya.

- Can we go to get drunk? - I already am.

Yes!

Yes!

Look at this, Moron.

Did you see?

"Are you the" I fucked your mother "right?

Yes

- Thanks for wasting my time. - You suck!

Sorry, we do not want losers.

What's that smell?

- No. - You stink.

No, did you just throw yourself a fart?

[A new message.]

[Hi Russ, Jeff talks Thompson Channel 6 ...]

[... and I just want you to know I admire your persistence ...]

[... but I regret to tell you I doubt anyone is going ...]

[... to hire the guy who came in "I fucked your mother".]

[Good luck and do not return never call me.]

Hello Mr. G, sorry to bother you, just wanted to know if it ...

... I had that job you mentioned.

Yes I know, I should have gone with Marky to California.

Yes, it is quite pretty.

No, I do not shave there ...

... It's too big.

Yes, I hope.

Hello, I come to the interview to assistant manager.

BA in English " right?

In fact, in communication.

What is the difference?

Well, I'll tell my manager.

Yes ..

... He's ...

Come for a job, communications studies.

Study, study communications.

I just graduated with an average of 3.4

Anyway, come by the post management assistant.

Did you say assistant manager friend?

Good grief, will you have guts, kid.

You know, people here has to start ...

... From the bottom on the stairs corporate for a job well ...

... Yes, yes, said corporate. Because Parks A-Lot Sir ...

... Is a corporation, you know? Read the newspaper ...

... The stock market Have you done before?

I just read one, now I have shares, Nasdaq.

I do not know, man, I'll have to do some ...

... Credentials and perhaps check some references.

Well, I will not have extensive experience in ...

Monitor how they move ... cars, but I'm fast ...

... Learning, I am very sociable with people and I must say ...

... I look good in hats yellow "excited" gay. "

Mr. Grabowski sent me.

Yes, I know Mr. G, he and my parent go together to places ...

... Nudists, I da same. You know what?

I just had a mishap the back seat of a car ...

... Just opened a vacancy take it or leave it.

Thanks, do not disappoint.

God! This costume worth your life!

Yeah, dude!

Is that you, Russ?

You should be more careful where you go, you know?

Hi Bitch, where are you going?

I'm going to JFK, we are making Deloitte and Touche report.

"Delight and fingering? A story?

Yes, for the six channel broadcasting.

Do you work for CBS?

Yes, one of my friends Dad made some phone calls ...

... Did not really want the job but it is fun and also ...

... Pay well.

So I guess all of that ...

... "I fucked Your Mother" no help at all, right?

Do not try to get employment here. Or do, man?

Not at all, which happens is that I have diarrhea ...

... Horrible and needed to go the crapper, go disaster.

Well, gotta go, but was good to see you again.

Hey Russ.

Remember I said that already we would see who was laughing last?

Look at this.

Yes, I was.

Why are we here? I thought I would go ...

... To your house today, Copeck.

Yes, my parents decided remain today.

Hey Copeck.

Have you ever gave to Mally "The Train"?

What is that?

Are you serious?

How old are you?

You know, "The Train"!

Two in the pink and one in the stinking.

Two for the gem, one in stone.

Two in the "Page" one in the bush.

God!

Do not do like that do not know what it is.

A Moron I love doing it, it was a girl in a bar.

Were twofold.

Yeah, well, they will have I apologize if ...

... Loosen the year my girlfriend so that when I am old ...

... Is shit everywhere how selfish I am.

Interesting.

And how is Mally?

Well ...

... But always want be doing things.

Yes ..

... The girls usually want to do things.

At least you have a real work.

Yes, my job sucks. All are old ...

... I have no one to talk ...

... I have conversations with my mind all day.

That is scary.

How fucked was that, Moron?

Hey!

University ", right?

Something.

There is a prom on the lookout ...

... You know the protocol.

Yes, indeed.

- Should come. - I love it.

Well, see you there.

What did I miss?

Dude, I think Moron urinating.

I can not believe.

Are we going to link preparatorianas?

I can not believe we throw us some preparatorianas!

I'm sick your pessimism!

Nobody said anything, Dirk.

Fuck, this is a opportunity.

What do you mean?

We did all the time when studied in high school.

This is different, now you I'm sure ...

... All these girls are already puberty and if there is grass ...

... In the field, I'll play the ball, ready to play.

Here I go.

- Hey, that's my sister. - That's my sister.

- My God. - Look who came.

Hello, academics, How good that came from.

Want to take a few shots about our bodies?

At least see how we do.

I think I'm tough.

Let's get all dirty.

Well, there you go. They started fast.

Are we going to have fun?

I do not know Mally bother.

Yes, let's talk about it, Copeck.

If she were a bride support you ...

... Be here with you.

Where is your girlfriend selfish?

Sleeping, because it is voluntary in a hospital for people ...

... With mental illness and comes at 5:00 in the morning.

Working with retarded there you go.

Are noble to leave someone who helps ...

... To society, you deserve a night out ...

... So let fun.

Go, go, go.

Why not surprise me you are here, perverts?

Tara Cartier ...

... You know, my mom is still no wonder why ...

... Stick to my socks laundry, since I saw you.

How have you been?

Well, stupid.

Would you take me to the lookout for protect these children?

Sure.

Do not worry, Russ.

I sit here as fucking loser until ...

... The police come and I take you to jail.

Damn!

Are you 18 years, right?

I think not.

God had not come up here since high school.

It looks exactly the same.

Yes

Do not know about you, but I had good moments up here.

It feels like the good old times.

But nothing has changed.

Perhaps because as usual.

Now, I think you see more fat and bald.

Touch�.

God, I'll throw a fart! Sorry.

Anyway.

Is it safe to assume that as it always has ...

... Of having a boyfriend and not I should have thrown the drug ...

... Your drinking?

Shut up!

What are you doing here with high school kids?

You know Dirk ...

... Has an erection and is like a compass ...

... Only tells you where are the minors.

- What's your excuse, Dr. Phil? - Fair enough.

I'm here because Dad Julie made me watch.

Already is graduating?

Yes Russ, we are old.

Why are you here?

I knew you were going California with Marky.

Yes, it did not work as I had planned.

Sure, like you planned something in your life.

I must return to see Julie.

Wait.

"I can accompany you?

No, I think we safer without you.

But thanks.

See ya!

Russell!

Where is your badge? Tb.

"A what? What the hell is?

G.

Nice hat, dude.

Thanks.

How's your first day?

Not bad. Where are you going?

I go to New York to Night, strip bars.

- Do you go to a strip club? - Have you invited out to Tara?

No, not that.

I'll tell you something, Tara has most beautiful tits ...

... I've seen. - Yes, I had said.

Hey Russell, do not let those cars should be thrown back.

G.

Who put it there?

Have not you regret stay in Connecticut?

I told you you had gone California with Marky ...

... Now lives on the beach.

Really?

Well, gotta go, see you later ...

... Fag.

What do you think Russell do?

No you do not pay nothing and socialize ...

... With customers, perhaps arriving late for his flight ...

... Why not do something useful accommodate keys or something.

Yes

Russell ...

... I covered the toilet. Take this.

Take it.

Need to unclog it.

Is there not uncover pipes?

Not working, toilet not has the strength to endure ...

... You have to cut into small pieces to go ...

... Through the hole.

And wash your hands poster is there for a reason.

My God!

A peanut?

To hell with this!

EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS BEFORE PROCEEDING

Surprise!

Is that you, Russ?

Yes

Sorry I did not know it was you.

Do not worry.

The next time you come, I will come with a shell ...

Goggles and protective ... knees.

"Kneeling?

Do not get pregnant when we left school?

No, never had sex, idiot.

It is Sammy, my parents had other son when we went to school.

One more!

Really keep a day, you have to admire them.

Russ, I think you have a peanut in the ear.

What are you doing here?

I'll help with the dirty dishes.

If you need to know, I left early for reasons that ...

... I do not mean and I came to say hi before going home ...

... My mom.

Is not it fun to be home again?

I think it's of a bitch, anyway.

- Are we going to go out tonight? - What?

What? You said would go out together!

Not true ...

... And I can not because and I have an appointment.

Any appointment?

So what does this guy that I do not have?

To hell with this, Sammy is not it?

Hey, call me.

- Hello? - [Hi Tara, talk Russ.]

[Watch ...]

[... I was thinking what talk and you're right ...]

[... if you're too busy tonight ...]

[... we go next week.]

Russ ...

... You're an idiot. God is good.

We can go out the week next ...

... If you promise to stop bother now, right?

- Well, it's a date! - Not a date.

It's a date!

"Russ?

- Scott! What's up, buddy? - Do you work here?

Yes

- Dude, I thought ... - My God.

I thought I'd insurance someone important in Hollywood ...

... Expected poderte search for you to help me get ...

... Job there. - We now have two.

What are you accountable? Never I've seen since graduation.

I am assistant camera channel 6.

Really? How nice for you.

- Thanks. - You have to work with Bitch.

In fact, it is the same asshole ever ...

... But never will Fire, because ...

... His father is almost the owner station.

- Yes - You know what?

One of our interns has just been fired ...

... For an incident. - What do you mean?

That's not the point, the point there is one vacancy.

Really?

I do not think I consider, Jeff, the producer ...

... I never said that he spoke again.

He is no longer the only reason why I'm ...

... Working there is because the producer was a U Conn Alumni.

You could get a interview, but for today.

Really? Shit, yes, I now if you tell me.

Well, I'll to give my card ...

... I'll make some calls, see what I can do.

Go, go!

Thank you very much, Scott, do not disappointed.

I know you do not.

Wings anymore enchiladas.

I do not know why it is solid, but you have to fix it.

Hey Russ.

We gotta get out of here.

CHANNEL 6

I said it fired the little shit, do it now.

Go ahead, Russ, go ahead.

Thank you very much for meet me.

I bring my resume.

No need to give me, Scott put your hands into the fire ...

... For you, says you are very good.

I know that you cover the profile your studies ...

... In fact I was also an Alumni.

In truth, the whole family has been ...

... From my grandfather, to my daughter.

I'm so proud of her, is the apple of my eye ...

... Is called Stephanie Adams.

Do you know?

Stephanie? You know, I becomes known ...

... But I think not.

It is a very large school.

So you're the guy "I threw to Your Mother."

Yes

Mr. Adams, I want this job more than anything ...

... In the world, but not I want to add more pressure ...

... To the station, Jeff, the producer ...

To hell with that kind he was fired because ...

... Discovered that he was making movies ...

Animals with computer ... company.

You know what I mean?

No.

You're good.

Look, here's how we do here.

I like to recruit Conn. Students U. ..

... And I think you would do well here on channel 6 ...

... All up to you.

That sounds perfect. Not disappoint.

Well, I go to shit as well accompany you to the exit.

In fact I almost to be a pilot, yes.

- What are you doing here? - Now you know, good.

Mr. Adams, do not think it good idea.

Great! I gotta go. See you Monday.

Will not last even a month.

And I apologized.

I thought it would not rings.

I'll get a pair of tweezers.

- Shit. - What?

Are Bitch and Tara?

You came!

Nice suit.

Come on.

- Hi Russ. - Hi Nikki.

"Your father died?

What have you done recently, Tara?

I'm home this summer I am studying ...

... A graduate to teach at the university.

I hope to enter the Boston University.

- Go. - We'll see, do not know.

I can not even spell "Graduate."

Do not talk with your mouth full.

Follow you, Russ and Tara years to bring their dirty here.

Well ladies, I will show how.

Go taught us how, Russ.

Anyway, I like to see you did better, smug.

It is not that difficult.

You know what?

I pay the next round beverages, if you can throw ...

... As many bowls as me.

All right.

Already!

What lightning ...

Okay, okay, let's make it interesting.

If I stick to that I missed ...

... Then go out with me, I say you and I alone ...

... Overnight.

OK ...

... But if I win, you pay drinks for everyone.

- Okay. - Okay.

And also ...

... You have to take a picture your penis with a cell phone ...

... And show the cashier when we leave.

What?

Do not, Russ.

Time for the sausage!

- Okay. - Okay.

- Deal. - Well, let's see.

It's the worst bet I've done in my life.

I became great.

Hey friend I show you something.

Hell, Russy!

It is the funniest thing I've seen all month!

Yes

Hey Moron.

Russ!

Look, I'm sorry, I did not what you were doing.

Sure you are very desperate, right?

Look, I'll go with you anyway, right?

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH

It was fun.

I wanted to thank you've been ...

A gentleman ... throughout the summer.

I enjoyed very much.

"Caba-what?

Highchairs Why me?

Because you were very immature.

But look at me now, I have hairs on the shoulders.

Sure.

See ya.

[Yes, you have to get cherry, there is not.]

[You picked one.]

[Come on Stephanie, and you got, baby, yeah! God!]

[Stephanie, you have it!]

What?

I'll tell you.

Your server is a full-time employee ...

... And the employee during the Channel 6 on Monday.

Finally I will make money doing something I like.

Chingon! Well done Russ!

Great toe!

So let's celebrate. What do you think?

It's a great idea, we should go to the campus, weekend ...

... Of new entrants, should having lots of parties ...

... A lot of tits, a sea vaginas, come on.

- Who's coming with me? - By God, we graduated ...

... Sup�rate.

Do you know how I graduated, Copeck?

You will also see many Mally well suited to black.

What do you say ... Russ?

I do not know friend. What if better go to a bar or something?

I need this, Russ! Vamos! Who goes?

Anyone?

Damn!

Whatever.

Then we as usual, nothing.

I will make a call and then to celebrate.

Take-Mally, Copeck, I want her to go.

Damn.

And grows some balls, Copeck.

Moron, food!

Russ! What the hell told you that?

Stop masturbating with your socks!

Mama, do not know ...

You think I'm stupid? Socks should not smell ...

... A swimming pool, was attached underwear my God!

From now on, you wash your clothes.

I have to get out of here.

Hi Tara, speaking Russ, I have good news.

It's official, work time Full Channel 6 ...

... I think we will celebrate doing absolutely ...

... Anything like that if it will looks like fun, call me.

It would be nice to see you again, goodbye.

What?

Russ, there's something I say.

- I went to the supermarket and saw ... - Hey, animals bastards!

Let us find a fox to catch up to die!

It scarcely now, Copeck.

It is always time to catch.

My father always is saying what margin but ...

... I do not know, I think options are better.

1 MISSED CALL RUSS

Who is it?

- Mitch, we need to talk. - We are talking about.

You're not listening, Right?

I think we should not dating.

What?

Kidding.

Do you have something do with Russ?

No, it has nothing to do with Russ.

I just think that no We have nothing in common.

This is unacceptable.

Well, the first I round the payment.

Serve Katy.

Shit!

Screw this, let to the college party ...

... Who said Dirk.

Did you take drugs, Copeck? Never want to do anything.

Come on, Russ, do it.

I think we should leave.

Yes?

Tara.

Come on, buddy, want to go back U Conn, to see what has changed.

What does it look? Is exactly the same ...

... Just no friends who knew.

- What is it? - No, come on, come on.

Can I have by at least a hug?

Anyway, I'll pee.

Dude, do not go to pee, piss in bars is for ...

... Fags.

You are fucking crazy good.

What screwed?

What the hell are you?

Let's go.

Good afternoon, ladies. How are you all?

Yes, all!

What do you Russ? You look grumpy.

Almost forgot mention ...

... I was watching videos from "What did your mother" ...

... The other day I am a great fan, incidentally.

It turns out that one of your special guests ...

... Was Stephanie Adams.

Does this sound familiar?

Daughter of Mr. Adams, you idiot!

Now, I do not know what was my favorite part ...

... If it was when you did eating from a dog bowl ...

... When I took whipped cream the body with his tongue ...

... Or when you gave him an enema with a filler of turkeys.

It's amazing what you can do with access to cable providers.

What do my Bitch?

Stay away from Tara or I give Mr. Adams a copy of the video.

It is a decision very difficult to take ...

... Also, never would with a guy like you ...

... And without this job ...

... Not worth anything.

Well, we are girls.

Come on, buddy.

Let's go.

Hey, Russ ...

... Listen.

Same and smelly vagina anyway.

What will you do now?

By God, man! Indeed I'm sorry, I was going to say ...

Copeck were right, we should have gone to U. Conn

Think about it, Russ.

The last time Dirk visited, he took a shit in a fountain ...

... And fainted in parking.

Friend, we are no longer Students ...

... We will not leave get away with it.

Also, since you took 6 beers on the way ...

... Should not be here.

Well ...

No more talks ... fags!

Snatch a vagina smell and beer, c'mon!

I'm fine, Copeck.

[Curse ... ].

I need another beer.

Who's coming with me?

I'm going!

Seriously, Russ ...

Go, baby.

Yes, do not worry, Copeck, I take care of your dog.

[What we need is another girl to bring us ... more beer.]

- Hey, can you give us beer. - Fuck!

That did not work very well.

Dirk, come on, Russ is about to faint.

No, he is okay, Copeck.

See?

Dirk.

Where are you going?

Dirk! Dirk!

Russ, let's go.

Come, come, come, trying to help.

Help me?

Come on.

Why not help me Bitch and telling me what to Tara?

What kind of friend are you?

Leave me alone, and help yourself.

Russ.

Russ!

- So then I frame. - Okay.

- Peace. - Peace.

Who the hell was he?

Where's Russ?

I could not stop ...

... I hope you do not anything stupid.

Just need to relax, and will calm down ...

... Will be fine. Let fornicate in the bushes.

Great!

Hi, Russ!

Hello.

Vanessa, was internal in your program.

I knew I'd remember.

No, no, no, I remember clearly.

Vanessa.

How do you forget?

Want to go somewhere quiet to talk?

Are you okay?

Fantastic.

Good, because I want to remember this.

Wait.

Do you study communication?

Would you class gave Mr. Gardner? Was an idiot, right?

Oh yeah! Wait! Why did you stop?

Copeck.

- Sorry, sorry, I wanted ... - No, it was good!

Yes?

Yes

Yes

Yes!

Copeck Give it to me!

Give it up, gimme, gimme!

As a man, gimme!

Yes!

Tyron! What?

Sorry I can not do this.

Hey friend.

Have you had a good time the Vanessa?

Because it's mine.

And indeed, I did with your mother.

Breasts!

Well.

Come on.

Toma. Sign this.

What is it?

It's a picture of you with hands into your pants.

- Yes, I see. - Why?

This is great!

I can not wait to tell everybody I arrest ...

... By type: "What did your mother" ...

... I bet with those of campus newspaper ...

... I will give $ 200 for this.

Great.

This is great.

Let's see what we were doing last night, okay?

Public disturbances, Interesting!

Resisting arrest.

Being an "idiot" in a college party.

That last is what I added.

Do not tell me.

That would give a good laugh in your program, right?

Yes

Asshole.

This is pathetic ...

... I live one block and I see this all the time.

Let me guess.

Last year were on top of the world.

- Yes - What now?

Not anymore.

The bottom of the barrel.

Fund "barrel?

Have you been there too?

No.

I'll tell what I do.

I like you ...

... And I will rid this.

Official Brennan there is nothing there.

It's a metaphor.

No one filed charges, Right?

No, but tell your friends I'll stay with your weed.

Well, trash shit get out your nasty ...

... My ass prison! I'll take you to the site, go!

What?

Vamos!

My God!

Let's go.

Hey Russ ...

... Remember ...

... Bottom of the barrel.

The background.

CAMPUS DIARY "I DID WITH YOUR MOTHER"

Woe!

[Russ, Tara speaks by phone.]

Tell him I'm not.

Russ!

Good to see you took the right decision.

This is a place great for work.

Have a nice day.

[Te Tara speaks again.]

GOLF

- Nice shot. - Nice shot, Russ.

- I believe it reached the green. - Yes

Yes, they are the best balls they will have.

Idiot!

Chango homosexual!

Damn! Damn! Shit!

My God!

Tranquilo, amigo!

What are you, Moron?

Ruined beer.

Damn, Moron.

- Russ! You ... - Sorry.

Asshole.

"Where the hell were they?

I think they are chasing the girl of beers.

We will come on the next hole.

Copeck, I ask something, but it is very serious.

Happened to me a week.

He sat on the couch watching TV ...

... And I threw a fart and I laughed, as always ...

... But suddenly ...

I shat on pants!

There was a small jet those who say: "I clean now."

There was a vicious explosion my pants, and did not see coming.

What does that mean?

I have 22 fucking years, and I screwed up in the chair.

I can not stop thinking it, it scares me.

Yes, I'm sorry too.

So Copeck, I've been thinking.

How strange.

Absolutely.

I've finally saved some money in the bank.

And as much as I enjoy the torments of my mother ...

... I decided to leave.

- What do you think? Would you go with me? - There is something that should tell you.

Now you too Tara you're shooting?

I will ask Mally to marry me.

Hey ...

... Is it serious? - That's not the point.

We're going to Chicago.

Chicago!

Yes, Mally has work there.

Amigo!

Sorry, I had said before but ...

... I was hoping the right time.

I thought you liked here.

I like it, but ...

... There are things more important.

Lost in first Marky California and now to you in Indiana.

- Illinois. - Whatever.

Sorry friend.

I thought you would be the first to go.

I was really queer with California, right?

Anyway, I'll be fine.

Congratulations friend, I'll to buy a beer.

Sure.

My balls got wet, Moron.

What are you doing?

Passed through here.

Just you spent with bottle of champagne?

Yes, indeed thought grinding him up by the rear.

I'll give you an opportunity to change your mind.

Well ...

I hope you enjoyed it ... because you get fired ...

... Not to mention that only come to waste time ...

... Because she never goes to If an idiot like you.

Maybe, but popo, poop, pee.

And now you wasting my time.

What are you doing here?

Well, I bought it in store ...

... And found this in the garden.

What?

Mitch.

He's an idiot ...

... Just came to me horrible things and I know that ...

Should not care ... because it is not my boyfriend ...

... But I do not bother me.

Did they finish?

Yes!

I knew I went to the Univ Boston, and the course ...

Orientation begins ... in 2 weeks ...

... And he dared to tell me I am a selfish and only ...

... I think of myself as if it were my own or something.

Tara, you know that is totally ridiculous ...

... You do not like hit you.

I said selfish, not a masochist.

What is the difference?

You should celebrate, it is exactly what you wanted, right?

Yes, I suppose.

What do you suppose? Of course it is!

I can not believe you also leave me ...

... Yet I am very happy for you.

Thanks.

Look ...

I'm sorry I really ... avoided all this time ...

... Is a long story, but promise I will not do it.

There, I brought you something.

DO NOT USE IT IN RUSS

I stole it from the station police.

Thanks.

I knew you would feel better.

Toma.

You're a fool!

You know that already I've heard before.

Really?

Still have the hot tub?

Russ ...

... Not just because I'm vulnerable, I'm ...

... To get drunk and get to a hot tub with you.

Long ago I got here.

Although I remembered less bubbles rising through my back.

What the hell are you?

I do not know ...

... Doctors still try to find that out.

Well, I always have made you laugh, I must admit.

Really?

And yet I have not yet removed his trousers.

I can not believe you're here you did not want to happen.

Neither do I.

I did not think would hold your weight, tell me ...

... Have you gained weight since high school or you become more queer?

Fuck you, you do you become more sissy!

Really? We will see that, come here chubby.

When you fag ...

I'm so sorry, dear.

Knowing that would play dirty had begun to bite.

I think you're right.

What?

Just show me something.

What did you see?

If you let me take off your blouse.

I'm surprised I've come to see.

Why?

Mally Copeck and told me what happened in the bar with Mitch.

Sorry, it's a fool ...

... But seriously I know Russ how much you love that job.

Well, I should not take so long to realize that ...

... You're worth even more.

You know that's not true.

Thanks.

Are you sad Copeck to go?

Yes, somewhat.

But anyway I leave this city.

I'm just here to avoid mature.

You can always go to Boston.

I do not know.

It seems to me a very cold place.

Besides, "The Red Sox?

I might not.

Well, at least you could I went to visit.

I'll miss you too if you're not.

You were very good me.

"Releasing a fart?

I'd really like say no.

CHANNEL 6

INSERT MISSING

[At least you got one.]

[Come on Stephanie, are good participant.]

My little princess?

[You're a winner! I enjoyed meeting you.]

[Oh Stephanie! Come on.]

Russ!

Hi, Russ.

A beer?

No thanks.

Can you pass me one?

Thanks.

- I heard you got fired. - Yes, and rightly so.

And Tara and Copeck and go.

As you find out ...

It seems that you are solely loser to keep.

Yes

You know, I've been thinking Marky lot.

- Hey, my son is not gay! - No, hell, no way.

I sent a postcard California the other day.

Wished BE WITH HER!

Or at least I thought that was his.

Anyway, I've been regretting not have gone with him.

I'll tell you, Marky ended being a good boy.

By the way, I told my wife would go to see it ...

... This week so do not betray me.

"Finger right? Where are you going?

- Bars strippers. - All week?

Well, I must go.

Okay, I greet your mother.

Marica.

You're an idiot, Moron.

Ridiculous.

Russ, hey, I'm sorry what channel 6, Mr. G told us.

Do not worry, We are with you.

We will always be with you.

Yes, there will be goal will be scored! Annotation!

Damn!

Now you owe me lick the anus! Lick it, we bitch.

- Aleja that about me. - Come on, bitch, lick it!

Lick it!

By God, Moron!

Chango sissy!

Lick it!

Sick bastard!

Russ, what a pity that things have happened like this ...

... I bet that Mr. Adams was very angry for that tape.

Yes, the tape.

Mitch.

Well, I must return to work. Remember how so?

But I wish you luck Tara, though ...

... I'm sure you will turn a lot ...

... You are unemployed and worthless.

Asshole.

NO TOUCH

[Hey honey, I did not see you coming.]

[What sign are you, honey? I like to play rough.]

- You forgot this. - Yes.

Thanks.

Good luck.

I know I'll proud.

Thanks, Mom.

Do not get up, Bitch, make yourself comfortable.

What the hell are you doing here?

In fact I was leaving the city ??but ...

... I feel very bad if not I said goodbye to ...

... A very good friend.

Also, I have something teach.

You'll love it.

[It's the red button, red. Is red. Got it?]

[Hey honey, I did not see you coming.]

- You know. - [What sign are you, honey?]

I think I remember that fired someone ...

... For an incident animals and equipment ...

... Of the company.

[Am I trying to seduce, Mrs. Robinson?]

Yes, seduce.

In my opinion, accused the wrong man.

[I'm Mitch, reporting for channel 6, today] ...

[... we will see much action with a donkey.]

Hey, I must go, but do not worry.

This is the only copy and you can stay the ...

... I will not teach anyone ...

... I am not an idiot like you.

Would gain nothing from this.

Toma.

[This donkey is good fucking tight.]

[Bitch was dismissed from Channel 6 when ...]

[... an incriminating video came to light ...]

[... then went to jail for launder money from the government ...]

[... in prison, she loved be violated.]

Carefully Copeck, is fragile.

What?

Do not leave it there you're going to throw there.

Calm down.

[Copeck and married Mally and decided to stay ...]

[... in Chicago and have children, strangely ...]

[... one of its children is half black, Copeck believe that ...]

[... island is by his blood.]

Hi, Dirk, I guess I'll be painting with you today.

You're the new, I'm Eddie ...

Faces with paint ... Organic white paint.

Look at this.

[Dirk's daughter pregnant 16 years of his boss ...]

[... one month later, changed the name ...]

[... and went to live in Iceland where he opened a company ...]

[... successful grant sperm, most ...]

- Come, I'll buy you a beer. - Cool.

[What fucked you, Craig?]

[Has been there all day! I'm going in!]

No, Daddy, no!

[Being in the circus, Moron received the prize ...]

[... Childhood Caldecott illustrate a famous ...]

[... children's book.]

[Tara, after experience a lot ...]

[... other sexually female students ...]

[... graduated with honors Boston University.]

[The road gave two Russ options ...]

[... to the left, use California dreaming ...]

[... and right, the girl their dreams in Boston.]

[Marica.]