Original subtitles

Ladybird.

Is it?

Yeah.

It's pooed.

Oh my god, ew!

Saddle up because we're back, baby!

Oh my god.

Sorry.

It might not be our first rodeo, but

it's going to be a bucking bronco of laughter.

An unseen exclusive.

You know what I found out?

Ice cream has beaver piss in it.

So hold on to your hats as we serve up

all the craziest.

Are you mad?

Mad!

Most jaw-dropping footage from the last

seven days that didn't make the cut.

Is he talking about arseholes again?

Expect a wild ride...

...as our cowboys...

...and cowgirls...

What is that?

...settle into their new ranch.

Genie up, because this is Love Island

Unseen Bits.

Nepal.

Nepal.

Nepal.

Nepal.

Nepal.

Nepal.

Nepal.

Nepal.

Nepal.

Ah, Mallorca, the perfect setting for a

much-needed day off, and after five

intense days of gruelling voiceover,

I'm ready to put my feet up and relax.

Bro, don't forget Saturday Night Unseen

Bits, innit?

Oh, yes, so it is, thanks, George.

Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.

From three, two, one, go.

Every night of the week, the main show

prepares a scrumptious feast of the

finest footage from the villa.

We then take all the unseen leftover

bits, chuck them in the TV equivalent

of an air and reheat them into a tasty

treat of unseen delights like this.

I just sprayed that in my face.

LAUGHTER Simply seasoned to taste.

Oh, my God, guys.

GURGLING You all right?

Not sugar.

Shut up!

No, you haven't!

And enjoy all the unseen gags from the villa.

SHE COUGHS Sorry about that.

And the unheard sounds.

Right, Molly?

So, feel the rhythm.

Three, two, one, go.

One, two, three, four.

Oh, wait, I'm doing the wrong way.

One, two, three, four.

Yeah, that's good.

And count yourself lucky.

How do you say one in French?

One.

Uno.

What do I just say?

Uno.

Spanish.

Uno.

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, Siete.

Siete.

Siete.

Siete.

No.

Siete.

What's that then?

Spanish again.

Siete.

Well, we're the talk of the town as

Unseen Bits is back, which as they say

in Spanish is tres bon.

Before the islanders entered the villa,

it was my job to get things ready,

scrub kitchen utensils, plump up the

bean bags, and dust off the iconic neon signs.

Hang on, what's that one?

Flepham?

Isn't that a small village of the A303?

So once again the villa was ready to

go, and I get to shout my trusty Unseen

Bits catchphrase, Cue the gratuitous slo-mo!

And when they weren't walking in

super-sexy slow-mo, our brand new

islanders introduced themselves to the

world in those super-sexy BT package-y things.

Absolutely, Molly, couldn't agree more.

And here are some un-aired gems of what

our islanders get up to in our very

expensive TV studio before they had

even stepped foot in the villa.

up, you'd think they had no idea the

cameras were rolling.

And you know it was all changed this

year with both girls and boys arriving

at the same In fact, the bosses at ITV

too wanted to shake things up even more

by changing the name of the show using

exactly the same letters as the original.

Lads live on.

Sounds like a blokey version of Loose Women.

Actually, I'd watch that.

Olive Lans.

Oh, that sounds nice.

Ian Solved.

I'm keeping that one for myself.

And no sooner had the boss three

entered the villa than beautician Rucci

was auditioning for my job.

Tonight, in Love Island.

Mitchell gets his eye threaded and

cries on TV.

Oh, hey, Roushie, I could do with a

quick bit of manscaping, too.

I'll meet you over at those sunbeds.

OK.

Yes, sir.

With my job safer, my eyebrows even

safer, these lot had to get on with

their job of producing their very best

chat-up lines, like this unseen bit.

So what star sign are you on?

Oh, my God.

Sorry.

Are you a cancer?

No.

What?

No, you know what?

Oh, my God, you're a Gemini!

Of course I'm a Gemini!

You've known me for 15 years!

Oh, yeah!

What is that?

Cancer, I'm a Gemini!

What's a Gemini?

I'm no Gemini.

Oh, this is it.

Actually, I love Geminis, but, like,

they can be, like, such a hit and miss.

No, like, three boys that I've been

with, Scorpio.

I will never go back to a Scorpio home.

You're a Cancer?

No.

OK, Pisces?

No.

I've got no idea.

Yeah!

Ruchi might be pretty amazing at

guessing star signs, but she's never

predicted this superstar's arrival.

No, you're a superstar.

So rich for a star.

As the human dreamcatcher herself

descended from the heavens.

She's a Leo, by the way.

Superstar.

Hello, my love.

As our islanders began a

transformational phase of their lives.

OK, George, the girl that the public

have chosen for you to couple up with is...

And I thought I'd see what the future

held for them by using this very

scientifically and totally accurate

Moonphase Compatibility Calculator,

which you may have seen online.

Jess and George.

Dream team, do you know what I mean?

I don't like short, short hair, you

know, like, bus cuts, no, quite long hair.

I like to play with your hair.

Compatibility.

Buzz off, mate.

Molly, you have been coupled up with

red shorts, Mitchell.

It is giving Baywatch a little bit,

both of you two.

I love the beachy look, so maybe a bit

of hair, a bit of, like, a beachy vibe

going on.

Compatibility, one to Baywatch.

Katherine.

Andre.

How's it going?

You all right?

Hi.

I don't like a guy that's too loud

because I'm loud.

I like to put on a mysterious boy facade.

Well, it's not a facade, but it's an

act sometimes.

Compatibility, acting up.

Mehdi, Ruchi.

Hi.

Hi.

I like guys that are fashionable.

So if you come to a date with, like,

really tight jeans, I'm just going to

be like, you need to go home, babe.

I'd say the difference between an

English traditional guy and me is I

don't wear skinny jeans.

Compatibility, good set of jeans.

Tyreke, you have been coupled up with Ella.

I'm definitely a relationship girl,

like I just love being your little wifey.

I'm going in there to look for a

girlfriend, my first girlfriend and

hopefully my last girlfriend.

Compatibility over the moon.

Wow, that was earth shattering.

It was like I had six days of watching

them to work that out.

Once you lot at home had made your

decisions, our newbie couples peeled

off to try and get to know each other

through the tried and trusted medium of

crap banter.

Literally.

Ladybird.

Let's see.

It's pooed.

Oh, yes!

I like to feel that you're comfortable

in my presence, you know what I mean?

So, like, even taking my food, whatever

it be, and then, of course, the last

one, like, farting around me and all that.

Hey, look, I find everything cute.

I don't think that's something I can do.

Yeah, yeah, I completely hear it still.

Do you know what it is?

Yeah, yeah, 110%.

And then I've got two dogs, Molly.

Stop it!

Everyone's name's called Molly!

And Barry.

Oh!

Barry's a little chihuahua like that.

Barry's my heart.

Barry's everything.

Right, I'm not going to break your heart.

I'm a little bit allergic to dogs with

my hay fever.

That's fine, I'm allergic to cats with

my hay fever.

But I can, like, take some

antihistamines and I'll be OK.

Barry does like to cuddle.

Oh, that's OK.

We'll get to that level after a while.

You and Gav together.

I don't know if you deserve it.

What else?

I'm not Santa Claus.

Not every day.

So I went to Spanish school.

It was weird because we would have

English lessons.

It was weird.

Like, I couldn't put my head around cup board.

Was it a cupboard?

It just didn't work for me.

It's not going through your head.

Yeah, but I was like top class in drama.

Oh, OK.

So you're a bit of a drama queen, then, basically.

Oh, massive drama queen.

Yeah, you are.

Massive drama queen.

What's your heritage?

I'm from Nepal.

Nepal, OK, cool.

Have you been there?

No, I haven't.

Do you know where that is?

Not yet.

I feel like not a lot of people know

where it is.

Oh, I know where it is, yeah.

Where is it?

It's in Asia.

We're in Asia.

It's near Japan?

No.

No, it's OK.

Is it an island?

No, it's not.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to sound so stupid.

No, don't worry.

It's OK.

It's a very small country.

Mehdi, your geography is truly Nepal-ing.

So, Molly and Mitch have got to know

each other, but did they know who else

they were in the villa with?

Oh, yeah.

I'm really a bit bad with names.

That's OK.

Are you?

Yeah.

So, what's his name?

Which one?

The dude.

Andre.

Andre.

Andre, yeah, Andre, yeah, he's sound.

Andre.

There's Andre, Ella.

Sh...

Sha...

Chantelle?

Chantelle, who's that?

Sh...

Well done, great start.

So we've got Tariq.

Oh, the names on the beds.

Let's go check.

Oh, my goodness, you are a lifesaver.

I am so smart.

Oi, stay safe.

George.

Just kidding!

I don't know.

So...

What's that say?

Andre.

They have the little cool...

Yeah, Andre, Catherine, you were right.

Andre and Katherine.

I said Chantel, so I wasn't right.

You didn't stop there.

I was just like, fine.

George.

Jeans.

What?

Jess.

Jess.

Rooch.

Roochie?

No, she's got a really nice name,

actually, but I can't remember what it is.

Roochie.

Roochie.

Roochie, yeah, that's it.

That's good, yeah.

And...

Mendy.

Mendy.

Ella.

Mendy.

Tyreke.

Tyreke.

And Roochie.

OK, one more time.

We're going to start.

We're going to go all the way around

and leave.

Tyreke.

Tyreke.

Ella.

He's good-looking.

Mitchell, Molly.

I fancy.

Kate.

Andre.

Andre.

Catherine.

George.

Jess.

Rucci.

And Mehdi.

Mehdi.

Mehdi.

Well, don't forget my name, Mitchell.

It's Jonny Stirling.

One of the main reasons people travel

to Mallorca is to experience the

amazing Spanish food.

However, as this unseen clip shows,

it's Catherine's traditional Irish

breakfast that is giving Yorkshireman

Mitchell a serious dose of culture shock.

So you're gonna warm milk up for what?

I eat warm cereal.

Are you mad?

You have warm cereal?

Yes.

Who doesn't?

Everyone in the world.

No-one has warm cereal.

Mitch, I need help with the stove.

I'm here.

Don't use stress, sweetheart.

Lock it.

Right, get out of the way.

Gas engine coming through.

Unlock.

No, it's not locked.

You need to put a pan on it.

Oh, it's one of them trans duct ones.

No, don't worry about that.

It's like, let's not try that.

I got a clue.

I hope Mitchell doesn't charge a

call-out fee for that hob inspection.

It's induction, not gas.

A little secret for you superfans.

It turns out there has been an unseen

islander in the villa all week.

I have an alter ego.

I have an alter ego.

Alter ego?

Yeah, and he's a little boy.

He's called Toby.

Wait, what do you mean, like, an alter

ego, though?

What do you actually mean by that?

Like, if I'm just in this silly, goofy mood...

Silly, goofy mood?

..I be Toby, and he looks like this.

He looks like that.

Right.

He's four, and he talks like that.

Oh, my God, what is going on now?

Yeah, he talks like that.

Molly, I'm bare confused, babe.

For example, I'm just, like, bored sat

downstairs and my mum's, like, I don't

know, she's in a bit of a mood.

Yeah.

I'll just randomly be Toby and I'm

just, like, a little boy, acting like a

little boy, and she loves it and she

prefers Toby more than me.

Oh, my God.

It's so funny.

What's wrong with you?

The only thing that I can relate to

that, yeah, and this is the genuine,

right, sometimes when I'm bored or I'm

hyperactive, I'll just make, like, a

random noise.

Yeah.

I think.

Like, just to...

Ah, beep.

Beep.

I go, beep.

No, I'll be like, meh.

Like, do you know what I mean?

Like, do you know what I mean?

Like, I'll just do, like, a random...

Do you know what I mean?

Like, I just want to just get some...

Like, I don't know, just get energy

out, get the serotonin boosted, do you

know what I mean?

I knew our islanders could be a horny

bunch sometimes, but being car horny,

that's just plain weird.

What I've been wondering, Jess, is what

gives you the ick?

Erm, so the weirdest ick that I've had is...

Sorry, run out of time for that.

Come back after the break to find out.

Well, not dot trek quattro.

Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits!

The show that brings you RIP boys

letting rip.

I still haven't actually shot yet,

since I've been here.

I need to go.

The classified clips.

Is he talking about arseholes again?

Bro, I'd love to be inside your head

for like ten seconds.

That's the fifth time, George, you've

mentioned arseholes in the past ten minutes.

And fun facts that will put you off ice

cream for life.

You know what I found out?

Ice cream has, um, beaver piss in it.

What was the honour about?

Revealing the unseen bits the Anders

get up to in their first week in the villa.

But before we rip the lid off part two,

we need to find out the answer to the

burning question.

What gives Jess the ick?

Go on, then, Jess, spill the beans.

So, my biggest ick is probably a lunchbox.

Like, imagine your mum, like, making

you a lunchbox for work and you've got

the different compartment bits in,

like, it's just such an ick, not a vibe.

It's all right if it's a pasta, you

know, like, the little see-through

ones, but, like, no, just lunchboxes

overall just ain't the vibe.

I agree, Jess.

Tupperware is a right turn-off.

As you Love Island superfans know, my

first job every morning is to switch

the lights on in the villa.

Good morning, good morning.

The islanders wake up.

Let's go, girls.

And then it's straight into an English

literature tutorial with George.

What did your date entail last night?

Sorry, I'm using bare Shakespeare

words, innit?

Like, entail, innit?

Since day one when Sir Lawrence Olivia...

I mean, Zachariah arrived in the villa,

it's been a Shakespearean drama of

tragedy and comedy in equal measure.

All the world's a stage and all the men

and women merely players as you like it

act two scene seven islanders Please

welcome Zachariah The course of true

love never did run smooth a midsummer

night dream act one scene one in 24

hours You'll get to steal any one of

these girls in front of you and that

will leave one boy single and

vulnerable To be or not to be hamlet

act three scene one girl.

I'd like to couple up with is For Andre

it was not to be Catherine If music be

the food of love play on 12th night act

one scene one Do you like strawberries?

I do you know you like strawberries so

if you do strawberry Okay cool It's a

good strawberry, y'all.

It is.

Honestly.

It is.

It is.

It is.

It is.

It is.

It is.

It is.

It is.

It is.

Love Island Unseen Bits, Series 10.

Music might be the food of love, but

food can also cause a fair bit of

hubble-bubble toil and trouble, too.

Oh, I wonder if you can hear that.

Do you want me to make you some toast?

It's all right.

I did have porridge.

That porridge was terrible.

I don't feel hungry, it's just my

belly's like...

Do you need to trump?

Maybe it is wind.

I held it...

I held trump in a long time last night.

You did?

Yeah.

You held it?

Yeah, I'm not farting in front of you

straight away.

I won't care.

No.

Me?

Yeah, you.

I won't care.

I'm not doing that.

Well, there's not a chance I'm not

breaking wind.

I actually don't care, though.

I really don't care.

It's gone now.

Well, if you do, just, like, warn me,

say, it's coming.

And then I can just...

Yeah, I don't care.

All right, you've got a fart, then.

Yeah, but I haven't needed to yet.

Sounds like it.

It's brewing.

Just...

It's trapped.

No, if I do, I'd tell you afterwards.

I'm like, God...

Oh, it's that smell!

It's me and me talking.

It's like, I was like, it's in my eyes.

If you do that, then I was like, no,

it's not me.

Well these two seem to have been having

a gas, which is something Mitchell

knows all about.

Social media is a big part of our

Islanders' lives.

Put them on Snapchat and they are all

over it.

Ask them just to chat in real life and

things can get a little confused.

Here's an unseen clip of our Islanders

talking about social media, which

ironically is so funny it'll go viral.

You see you say you do social media, yeah?

What kind of content do you take?

Real chill, comedy skits, dance videos.

Comedy skits, yeah.

Yeah, it started on comedy skits and

then now it's...

What's comedy skits?

When your mum takes a laundry out,

comedy skit, do it.

Do you know what I mean?

Like, a bit of acting.

Re-in...

Re-creating.

Re-in-bur-son-ating.

What?

Re-creating.

No, re-imbursed.

You're re-imbursing in action.

Re-en-force.

Reimbursing an action?

I don't think that makes sense.

We'll make it...

It works.

We'll make it work.

I need clarification.

Can you ask someone?

Yeah, what content do you mean?

Well, I reimburse different things.

What are you trying to say?

Zach would know.

Zach?

Zach!

Need your help.

Is reimburse a word?

What?

Yeah.

It is a word, but it don't make sense.

It's what?

Can I reimbursing an action?

Can you reimburse my actions?

Yeah, so, like, you can reimburse him a tenner.

Yeah.

But you can't reimburse him, like, an

argument back or something.

All right, thanks, George.

How do you know what reimburse means?

These two didn't even know it was a word.

Are you joking?

What?

What the hell?

She's miles off it.

What the hell is that?

Who's getting their money back for this?

I need to know!

Usually recaps are done using a

fast-paced montage of everything you've

seen so far.

But being a creative bunch, our

islanders have saved us a job and

summed up the last week through the

medium of rap.

So we're all sat outside, we're on the

grass, we're having a laugh, we've been

doing the salsa and now we're singing,

we all must look like twats.

L-O-V-E, love is what you see.

Weather's crazy, can't see the sun.

We're all here having fun.

Had my first date on the terrace.

It went very well.

I didn't feel like a meddix.

Three women, one's trying to get one.

Molly, hope don't your head get spun.

Sea shining over there, looking at me.

Swing your head.

It all went down at the fire pit.

Andre lost his babes.

It was lit.

The first time I saw Elo, I looked up

and down, thought of Cinderella.

Oh!

The reason as to why is because I

thought she lost her shoe.

What do I mean by that?

I just want to please you.

Oh!

Now, this is not going the right way.

Who's next, Richie?

Richie, right, you can have on the pull.

The what?

On the pull?

It's called pull-in, pull-in, pull-in.

Nepal?

What about my country?

Is it a country or a person?

Like, Nepal?

You're right, Nepal.

It's a country.

I thought she said, the pool, and I was

like, no.

Nepal.

Nepal.

Nepal.

Nepal.

Nepal.

Nepal.

Nepal.

The country.

Nepal, Nepal.

Fun fact, did you know that Nepal is

over 4,000 miles away from Titli?

We've learnt this week that George's

mum calls him Casanova, so what I want

to is what is our Casanova's best

pick-up line?

Best pick-up line is, erm...

Come on, you must have loads.

It's cos I'm on the spot, but I've got loads.

OK, so...

Want to know if Casanova can find his mojo?

Come back after the break to find out.

Like me to make love with your body Yee-haw!

Roll up, roll up and welcome back to

Love Island Unseen Bits.

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Think of us as a circus full of

islanders juggling their emotions I'd

rather have a few drinks and really get

to know someone You know like people go

play Topgolf like Performing feats of

strength You do that then bring that in

there I don't know how you do that And

of course, lots of clowns This is how

every summoner dances To whip you up in

a frenzy, it really is the greatest

show on air.

Before the break, we left Casanova

George pondering his best pick-up line,

so here's what it is.

So, best pick-up line is just standard.

Feel that, darling.

Boyfriend material.

How romantic!

We have heard Mitchell tell us the name

of his pooches, but what you didn't

know was that he named one of them

after his favourite characters from EastEnders.

I do miss Barry.

Out of everyone.

I do love Molly.

Not you.

Not you.

Mitchell is clearly dog-mad, some would

say, barking.

The man sees dogs wherever he looks.

Oh, have you seen this?

So look at this.

This is my birthmark.

And it looks like a dog smiling with a

white bum.

Can you see it?

A dog smiling with a white bum.

Yeah, can you see the dog?

Like a sausage dog?

Yeah, yeah, we'll see it.

Yeah, sausage dog.

Dog smiling with a white bum.

Yeah, the teeth are out on the front,

isn't it?

Yeah, the white booty and then the tail.

That's random.

And as our cameraman unfortunately

didn't manage to get a shot of the

inside of Mitchell's calf, that smiling

dog with the white bum birthmark will

have to remain an unseen bit.

But do keep your eyes out for it.

Hashtag unseen bets.

In Mallorca, the sun is always shining.

Beating down on our islanders,

providing the perfect environment for

cracking on.

Isn't that right, Andre?

The sun is very, very...

It's doing its thing.

I can consider a lot of things the

ultimate wingman.

The sun is one of them.

And André's trusty wingman slid right

into his DMs with a sunny beach date

for him.

Whitney is waiting for you at the beach.

Well, she wasn't really waiting.

She was cracking into the cava before

you even got there.

The Chica Vets.

And here's some more bits of their date

you didn't get to see.

You're a very pretty lady.

What's your name?

Whitney.

What's your name?

Dre, of course.

Andre.

My name's Andre, but feel free to call

me D, Dre, whoever you're comfortable with.

Andre.

Like your name's Andre.

You know, you put on your highest Js.

Yes.

Nice fit.

Nice fit.

Permed your hair.

I'm joking.

You got jokes.

From the chat, would you say that

there's a vibe in?

I guess we're in, like, a fairy tale

kind of world.

Anything goes, right?

Anything goes.

Not everything goes.

But most things will go.

Most things will go.

I want to end this date with a nice toast.

Okay.

Could be a start or something.

Also introducing you to the villa and

everyone that's inside.

I think you'll get on nicely with them.

You'll fit in well with them.

Andre wasn't wrong.

Everyone wanted to meet and greet

Whitney when she got in the villa.

As this unseen bit shows.

You are bum-shabby.

You are, thank you.

So you brought the energy.

But it's still like, oh, my God.

SHE SCREAMS What was that?

SHE SCREAMS SHE LAUGHS I actually will.

And Whitney's arrival also heralded the

return of the good old Unseen Bits classic.

Islanders get scared by something!

Yeah, it's like with Andre, I feel like

I'm having that conversation.

SHE SCREAMS What are you...

Ah!

Fucker!

That's a fucking The World's Smallest Spider.

But why is it on my bed?

It's a much more green.

All the bugs running around, steroids.

They're all massive.

They're all fucking huge, isn't that?

Do you know what I mean?

I learned a lot about my muscle.

Oh, my goodness.

Came onto my hand.

Yeah, exactly.

You've got some little dinosaur next to you.

Oh, my God.

Whoa!

He jumped on me!

What are you doing, man?

I'm trying to save the scene, he jumped

on me!

Mets, Mets.

Mets, what the fuck?

I'm out.

Give me my suitcase, I'm out.

Smedy looked like he'd just seen a ghost.

Where is he?

Or maybe it was a smiling dog with a

white bum birthmark.

Sharing a luxury villa does throw up a

few domestic disputes.

Oh, right, lads.

OK, listen, us lads came out here last

night for a bit of a snack.

And, erm, yeah, we uncovered something, basically.

Yes!

And there was a bagel...

Oh, yeah, OK, OK, OK.

Oh, my God.

And I can't stress enough, that was

literally half-eaten, like, half bitten into.

And put back...

I didn't eat...

Oh, put back!

Oh, that's horrible!

Can we be honest, please?

It was the top bun as well, it wasn't

even the top bun.

Someone took a bite of the top bun and

put it back in the pan.

That's definitely Molly, she took half

a cookie the other day and put it back

in as well.

Yeah, it was!

The cookie was me, but the bagel isn't,

I promise.

Hold on, we need to investigate.

PHONE RINGS Hello, ITV2, Ian Stirling here.

I've got an amazing idea for a Love

Island detective show called Ian Solved.

What?

You want to see a pilot?

Well, OK, watch this!

First things first, conduct a forensic

search of the crime scene.

Erm...breads.

Bread?

I think it's in the fridge.

Someone put it in the fridge earlier.

It is!

Who puts bread in the fridge?

That's crazy, bro.

That's crazy.

Who puts bread in the fridge, man?

Interrogate all the suspects with

probing questions.

Where's the bread?

The fridge.

Are you sure?

Check the fridge.

Who puts bread in the fridge?

I don't.

Do you?

In Spain, they do.

Be smart.

Use your loaf.

And actually, sorry, I need to clear

something up.

Why did I find the bread in the fridge?

Yeah, you put the bread in the fridge.

Why did I find the bread in the fridge?

Spanish do keep bread in the fridge.

Can't blame this felony on an entire nation.

We're looking for a phantom bagel-biter.

Hmm, Tyreek's looking shifty.

And what's this?

A bagel in his hands!

But where's he off to?

Do you want me to put butter on it?

Please, and cheese, and ketchup, please.

Thanks.

Cheese, butter and ketchup on a bagel?

That's a crime right there.

But hang on, Ella, did you just bite

that bagel?

Case closed.

Another success.

Furrying solved.

French cuisine is recognised as the

best in the world, so with Frenchmen

Mehdi and La Maison, it wasn't long

before the conversation turned to

gourmet foods.

What's your favourite dinner in Wetherspoons?

Ooh, er...

You have fish and chips, bro.

Chicken burger.

And turkey dinosaurs.

Turkey corkscrews are the best.

What?

The corkscrews are like that.

Well, that was a turkey corkscrew.

A turkey corkscrew.

I swear to God.

I didn't just make it up.

Turkey corkscrews.

It's a thing.

And alphabetti spaghetti.

Yeah, spaghetti looks good.

What do you mean, oh?

All right, snails.

Snails are amazing.

Are you joking?

Bro, there's loads out here as well.

I'll get them and cook them.

Oh, snails.

Good boy.

We have them all the time in Portugal, bro.

All the time.

The little ones, innit?

Yeah, they're so good.

And you have to pick them out with a

toothpick, innit?

You mad, bro?

Nice, bro.

Have you guys ever heard of, like,

normal, like, normal food?

Snails aren't to eat, bro.

Snails.

It's wildlife.

I think British people can't comment

on, like, French cuisine, right?

To be fair, all the best restaurants in

London are French.

Yeah, thank you.

Everybody knows with a nice palet that

snails are very good.

So I'm requesting, can we have some

snails at some point in the game, please?

Ah, no bother, pal.

I'll just dial them up on my shell phone.

Before we head off on a break, let's

find out what gives Catherine the ick.

The weirdest thing that has given me

the ick is...

Come back after the break to find out.

Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.

Seriously, we've been surging high and

low, or should that be head to toe?

My reason is, I'm going to look at your

lips, look at your eyes, look at your

lips, look at your eyes.

Yeah, I understand.

Look at your eyes.

We've been trawling the cutting room

for the finest forgotten footage from

the week.

Rest assured, we uncover all the best

exclusive of the week.

so you can sleep easy in your bed.

I woke up in good spirits, bro.

I woke up on the good side of the bed today.

That's what I like to hear, bro.

Before the break, we left you with a

puzzle over what gives Catherine the

ick, so here it is.

The weirdest thing that has given me

the ick is long, sweaty hair.

I like my big, sweaty mullet.

Thank you very much, Catherine.

Right, come on, boys.

Now, I normally like to eat my cereal

sitting in front of the TV watching

Good Morning Britain, but Molly, it

seems, likes to judge a planking competition.

Three, two, one, everyone up.

I'm fucking shaking!

No, I'm joking.

Nah, I'm out.

I'm fucked.

What?

I'm out.

Nah, I'm stopping after a minute.

Let me know.

Four, three, two, one.

If you want to stop at a minute, go down.

I love it.

No overtime.

Do you want to have a pinecone?

I actually will.

How long can you hold it?

Ella's got this one, I reckon.

Are you struggling, yet?

I can see you struggling.

No, I'm just...

All right, you've got this, bro.

This will be a dub for the boys.

Ella looks like she's struggling

proper, there.

I see you shaking.

That was perfect.

It's because of my arms.

Ella's on top form.

No, Ella.

Two minutes 30.

Is that your boss?

You're three times stronger than Abbs

and me.

How you feeling, Ella?

Feel like you've given up?

I'm chilling.

You've got yourself entangled in a

boy-versus-girl battle.

There we go.

A five.

Pressure makes diamonds, bro.

Let's keep going.

Yes!

The boys.

That was 3.55.

Respect where it's due, though.

Respect where it's due.

I have to give you respect.

Fucking hell, I had about one second left.

You should have held it.

Got a lot of time for that, Elo.

At least no-one can say they're bored.

As an icebreaker, our islanders indulge

in a classic game of ready sex go.

The Lotus.

Yeah!

Help me, help me!

The couple with the best sex pose got

to read out a dare and elect an

islander that will then have to perform.

Pick two islanders off the opposite sex

for a three-way kiss.

Eight!

Seven!

We're giving you an exclusive peek at

the confusion and mayhem you didn't get

to see.

The pretzel!

Yo!

What's that?

What's that?

What is that?

I don't know.

Quick, Reddys!

Ah!

He's a dancer!

I don't understand!

That's basically it!

That's basically it!

Reddys!

They got it, they had it ages ago.

We have it, we have it.

So the winners are...

Ty.

Really?

Thank you, yeah, really.

Perform a sexy lap dance for an

islander of your choice.

Ruchi.

Wait, what am I doing?

Lap dance?

That Ruchi.

Yeah, that was good.

The sledge.

Run, Whitney, go on.

No, he knows it.

Think of Christmas.

I don't wanna hear you sweet La, la,

la, la, la.

Oh, that's good, though.

And the winners are...

Andre and Whitney.

Woo!

Bro, normally I would've just played

Uno, do you know what I mean?

Kiss an Arlander from head to toe.

But we're gonna go Medi for this one.

Ooh!

Yes, sweet!

Molly.

Oh, this guy's smoothest this is a

friendly kiss No one can compete with a

French French kisser You know what they

say about guys with big feet well,

there are certainly a few giant

personalities among our islanders, as

this unseen clip reveals.

How tall are you, Zach?

Six-five.

Fucking hell.

Six-five.

Mitch, Mitch, stand next to Tom, Zach.

Get down here, fam.

So, I'm six-one.

Oh, my fuck.

I just don't look tall for some reason.

No, you don't.

You do.

What do you mean?

You're, like, towering over everyone.

Do you ever date short girls?

I think the smallest is, like, five-two.

Fucking hell.

That's the smallest for me.

The guy's actually mine, though, Cos I

feel like really short guys always move

to really tall girls.

Really short, short guys have big willies.

Huh?

I feel like that's the biggest myth.

That's the biggest myth.

Do you know why?

Because they're that small, the dick

looks bigger.

Nah.

It's an illusion.

Do you want me to tell you a funny story?

Go on, I want to hear your first story.

All your stories are funny, so go on.

My nickname was Flat Chest Jess.

Really?

Because I had no boobs.

And then I just got these E's, like

they just...

Nice.

My nickname in the end of primary

school, started sucking in school.

It was Bugs Bunny because my teeth were fucked.

I had two front teeth.

And that's it?

Oh, yeah.

What about you, Gary?

To be fair, I thought it was just

Massive Dick.

No, I'm joking.

That's a coincidence, George.

So was mine.

All the other kids used to shout,

Massive Dick!

Me and the playground.

Happy days.

It's been a fast-moving and dramatic

week in the villa, no wonder some of

our islanders need some peace and quiet occasionally.

Into your nose, let all the air fill

you, then out.

Baby, you've got such a calming voice.

In, then out.

The only thing that could break the

peace was...

another dramatic bombshell arrival.

Bombshell Sammy was asked if he wanted

to arrive in a jeep, a speedboat or

even a helicopter, but he was

absolutely adamant.

He wanted one of those fish spa pedis.

You're the ones that nibble on all the

dead skin on your feet.

Eurgh, gross.

And it wasn't long before his first

day, Ella was ready to dip her toes in.

How are you doing?

How are you?

Not bad, not bad.

I think I should, like, get my shoes off.

Do you need a hand or are you all right?

I'll be OK.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I think she's taken her shoes off

once or twice in the past.

I couldn't not choose you, could I?

Hello, lovely to meet you.

Take your shoes off.

Oh, you're pulling my shoes off.

Bear with.

Go on, do you need a hand?

No, I'm all right, I'm good, thank you.

Yeah, OK.

Jess knows how to take her shoes off,

thank you very much.

Oh, my God, this is well warm.

Oh, hello!

Hello, hello.

Do I come up on here?

Huh?

Do I come up on here?

Yeah, you do come up here.

Take them heels off, though, cos you

might fall over.

Oh, yeah, lovely, I don't want to fall in.

Hold on a second.

Go on, go on.

Take them off.

I'm not falling.

We don't want you falling.

Molly, you have no idea how much he

wanted to help you get those shoes off.

You've got some round my toes.

That's it.

I've got, like, flowers here.

Can you see my flowers?

I'll turn round.

They're cute.

Can you see them?

Got a little starfish there with a

little smiley face on.

OK.

He's cute.

It's my teddy.

It's exactly my teddy.

And then I've got a palm tree there.

Got that in Spain.

Yeah.

It was weird, cos I was chilling today.

I was like, oh, I bet Molly's got,

like, a palm tree on the back of her leg.

Yeah, I just guessed it.

It was well weird.

It's just meant to be, innit?

Yeah, that's meant to be.

Hey, Sammy, you didn't happen to have a

premonition of what a smiling dog with

a white-bombed birthmark looks like,

did you?

No?

Okay, thanks.

I'll keep looking.

This week, I asked our islanders,

what's your best chat-up line?

Chat-up lines, yeah.

I'm not a chat-up line girl.

I'm shocking.

They're a little bit cringe for me.

I have never used a chat-up line in my life.

My chat itself is a chat-up line.

I'm not really with the cheese.

You know, a certain man might be with

the cheese like, George, I think

chat-up lines are sick.

I've just got no shame and no filter.

He's like a machine to just print these

chat-up lines like...

If he'd beat you with time, you'd be a turnip.

He's on the go.

If you were the alphabet, I'd put you

and I together.

I'm not really a chat-up-line guy, you

know, I'll be honest.

When I met Ty, his chat-up line, I was

wearing an E-chain and he was like, if

I guess your name right, you have to

give me your number.

I'd rather talk to a girl about the

weather or the favourite colour than a

chat-up line.

I just give them the eye contact,

that's my thing.

If I fancy someone in the club, I would

get my friends to push me into them.

That's it.

And it works every time.

At most, I say, you see me, and then

obviously, like, you see me.

And if you wasn't looking before, you

see me now.

I saw that you saw me.

So I just want to let you know that I

saw that you saw me, and from what I'm

seeing, I want to let you know I'm also

seeing you.

Are you a fart because you just blew me away?

SHE LAUGHS Girl, you're so fat, I'll

marry your brother just to get in your

family, god damn!

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cucumber.

Awful.

Do you like raisins?

How do you feel about a date?

Ugh!

It's awful!

Hey, you know what?

I'm not carrying an organ donor.

But for you, I'd give you my heart.

What's a pencil without a...

No, what's...

I want to give you my surname, do you

know what I mean?

Life is like a pencil without a sharpener.

What was it?

Are you a time traveller?

Because I definitely see you in my future.

Oh, that's good, that one.

My life is like a pen...

Wait, what?

I can't...

Like, pencil without a sharpener.

Pointless.

I lost my number.

Dang it!

Can I have those though?

Yeah, because your body looks like a

Fanta bottle.

Are you a parking ticket?

Because you've got a fan written all

over you.

I used to think happiness started with

an H, but it turns out mine starts with

a U.

And they're all coming for you.

They're all coming for you now.

Tune in next week for another

instalment of...

Mechavananda!

See you all next week there's a global

a list of 11 up against England's

finest we catch Soccer Aid for UNICEF

over on ITV1 tomorrow night at 6.30 but

back to tonight here on ITV2 we're off

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