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She just handed this to you? The mystery girl?

- She didn't say anything? - No.

Well, I mean, it must mean something.

She wanted you to have it. It's, like, meaningful.

Maybe it was just random.

Like, maybe she just had it in her pocket

and decided to, you know, give it to me.

Yeah, and maybe the world is flat, and maybe there's no God,

and maybe Taylor Swift is, like, mortal.

What's that?

That's everything.

All of our stuff.

Can you play piano?

Uh, no. Um, not... not really.

Uh, I... I have to go hydrate.

Staff announcement...

Final boarding call for flight 818 to Los Angeles.

Final boarding call for flight 818.

Shit!

- Hi. Sorry. - Hi. Welcome aboard.

Sorry.

- Oh! Hi. What a coincidence. - Oh, hi. How are you? Yes.

What are you doing here? This is amazing.

Yeah, had a bit of a luggage malfunction,

- but found a maintenance person... - Oh, I hate that. Yeah.

... so duct tape. That's what that is.

I... I hope...

- I should get back to economy... - Yeah.

- ... but have a good flight. - Have a good flight, Lacey.

It-It's... It's Linda.

- Linda! Oh, my God. - L... Lace... Lacey's the aunt. Yeah.

- It's okay. - Oh, right.

- No worries. That's... Have a good one. - Okay. You too.

- Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. - It's okay.

You have to have power. Power. Command.

Hi. Hi, I'm Adriana Washington, and I'm running for Congress.

No, you're gonna scare them.

I'm Adriana Washington.

You might know me because I was Rose Washington's granddaughter, and...

nepotism is cool.

Fuck. Okay, hi.

Okay.

Hi. Hello. Hi.

Hi. I'm Adriana Washington, and I'm running for Congress.

You sound like somebody died.

- Well, somebody did die. - Uh...

Hi. I'm...

God.

What is happening? Oh, my God.

What the fuck?

The landlady was a bit rude, but that's okay.

We learn from that.

To stay longer, we would need a lawyer, which is a waste of money,

since we're going to Ghana as soon as your passport arrives.

But this is a much better plan.

My cousin's best friend, Isaac, has an apartment for us.

We can stay there as long as we want

and eat all the Ghanaian food we want.

He has 300 five-star reviews. Sounds good?

Okay.

Let's go.

Okay. Okay.

When was the last time you were at the shop?

I don't know. I was little.

I'm guessing seven, eight?

I guess.

Hmm.

Why do I have to go with you?

Because you're not ready to go to school yet.

What do you mean, "Go to school"?

Well, we can't homeschool you. We work.

It'll be fine. You'll be in class with Shay.

You know, your mom and I would come here

almost every day after school.

Why do you work here?

Well, it's the family business.

My mom didn't work here.

She was a brilliant writer.

She did not need to fabricate metal.

She was gonna win a Pulitzer.

- Good to have you back. - Aw, Wendell.

- You remember my nephew, Edward? - Yep.

That's a shit deal, Eddie.

I sure am sorry.

He prefers "Edward."

No, it's okay.

- Oh. Okay. - You ever run a high-capacity lathe?

Seriously?

Are you crazy? He can't work the machines.

Why not?

He's 12.

I taught you the ropes when you were eight.

When you're older.

Fine. I'll just sit here and do nothing.

- Linda. Hi. - Oh. God. Hi.

Oh. It was a rough flight, huh?

I threw up.

Oh, no.

What are you doing in LA?

Um.

I'm actually here to see Gary's parents, who I've never met.

- Ah. Mmm. - And as I said,

I don't think they actually know about me or the baby,

but I feel like they deserve to know.

And I didn't wanna tell them on Zoom, so...

How about you?

My, uh... My husband had business out here, so I'm just... You know,

I have to tie up a... a few loose ends.

Well, if you wanna get a coffee or something while...

- Like, while we're both in town. - Oh, that would be lovely.

- I would love that. Yeah. - Yeah.

I-I think my schedule is really tight,

but good luck with Gary's parents, and take care of the baby.

- Yeah. - I'll see you later, okay?

- Take care, Linda. - Bye.

I-I wasn't planning on going to the wedding.

It was a distant cousin,

and my parents were going, and we're not really speaking.

But, um, I went, and, um, I met this charming marine biologist

who just talked for hours and hours about whales.

We just... We fell in love.

We have no reason to doubt what you're saying,

but Gary was...

We were a very close family.

Gary told us everything. He never mentioned you.

Okay. Um, okay.

Look, I-I know how this might seem.

Um, we're... I'm not... I'm not looking for anything from you.

I'm not asking for anything. I'm... Promise I just, um...

I came... came here to tell-tell you...

I flew here to tell you...

I wanted to tell you face-to-face, um... uh...

... that I'm... I'm pregnant.

And I'm having the baby.

But I'm not asking for anything. I promise.

You c... Please, believe me. I don't need anything.

You're pregnant. You mean, with...

- With... With Gary's baby. - Yeah.

If you're lying to us, that would be

the cruelest thing a person c... could do.

Oh, my God. I'm... I'm not... I'm not lying.

Oh, my God.

Here we are.

- Thank you. - Okay.

Oh. Shut the front door.

Don't judge a book by its cover.

This place is a wow.

Oh, and look at the furnishings.

It's like it's already been staged.

Lose the rug and add a few accessories, then we can sell this place.

And this r... Oh. Was your husband a musician?

He was not.

Huh.

Oh, I love the bedding.

Is that from Parachute?

I don't have any idea.

Huh.

It's a perfect match.

I guess.

You guess?

You guess.

Okay, fine. It looks like a match.

A perfect match.

The Museum of the Odd and Peculiar in Manhattan.

MOP. Mop. Get it?

I-It's where this puppy comes from. That's, like, its origin.

Yeah, you said that. A lot of times.

Hey, I Sherlock Holmes'd the shit out of this,

and you're seriously not the least bit impressed?

I think you're, like, obsessed.

Which is a normal response to what happened.

Mystery Girl found you in ShopRite,

and handed this to you purposefully.

She wants you to go there. It's a clue.

Uh-huh.

Listen to me.

I've lived my whole life, and not once has anyone

ever handed me a shrunken head or anything remotely close to that.

Never. Not once. Nada.

We are in Nyack. Nothing cool like this ever happens.

We cannot just let this go.

So, what do you wanna do? Hunt her down?

Text Lacey.

Tell her you and I are going to a friend's house to play video games

for the rest of the day.

We are?

No. I don't have friends, and I don't play video games.

We're going to this freak museum where we're gonna find Mystery Girl.

Oh, no. No, we're not. Definitely not.

Oh, be honest, Edward.

Don't you wanna know who the mystery girl is?

So let's have an adventure.

Good. That's not bad. I like it. I like that.

All right. You are doing good. Good colors.

What's that?

It's a wing. Duh.

And now, orange. Uh...

- Hold on. - I don't know what to do.

Well... ... look who it is.

You're still not in Ghana?

No. We are waiting for Becks's passport.

Six to eight weeks.

Oh, my God. That's great.

Uh... I mean, that's... that's not... that's not great.

I'm sure you're anxious to get home.

You coming to group?

I'm deciding.

And this is a difficult decision?

It is. I have to get 1,300 signatures

by the end of the week, and I have 42.

Signatures for what?

To get on the ballot.

For Congress. You are running!

I don't know.

But I can't get on the ballot if I don't get signatures,

so I probably shouldn't go to group.

And, you know, people are horrible.

They are horrible. They come up to you

and they say horrible things to your face and then they don't sign.

And my grandmother had this, like,

wall of steel around her that I don't have.

I feel everything. Which is why I'm probably not cut out for Congress.

Plus, I haven't been getting any sleep,

because my toilet's been making this otherworldly sound.

It's been freaking me out.

- Okay. Adriana. That's a lot. - Yeah.

- Let's take it one item at a time. Okay? - Okay.

Start with the toilet. Uh, which sound is it making?

I don't know. Something between a clug and a jug.

Interesting. Say it.

- Say it? - Yes. Please.

Well, I don't... I...

- What do you want me to... - Say the sound.

Uh... It's like a...

Speak up.

Ah. Interesting.

- I know that sound very well. - Yeah.

- This I can fix. Okay. So, game plan. - Okay. All right.

We go to group to fix our souls.

Then we go fix your toilet. Then we get your signatures.

- Then you become the Congresswoman... - Oh, my gosh.

... and I cheer you on from Ghana.

- Sounds good? - Yeah.

- Okay. We are running late. Let's go. - Sounds good.

- Okay. Um... - Becks.

Come get your turtle.

Hello, Mr. Turtle.

How are you? Hi, Becks.

Do you need help?

"Your lonely pilgrim."

Just leave the groceries on the door!

Noelle?

Yeah. Sorry. If you could just... just leave the groceries...

Noelle? Greene?

Yes. Can I help you?

Yes. Yes, you can.

You can tell me why you were fucking my husband.

- Excuse me? - Charles?

- I'm so sorry, ma'am, I have no idea... - Charles Christopher Cameron?

Charles Cameron?

Mm-hmm.

Oh... Oh. Charlie.

You must be Deirdre.

It's Dee Dee. And his name is Charles. Not Charlie.

- Was. - I... I am so sorry for your loss.

Oh, don't give me your fucking sympathy.

Everything all right?

- Oh, Jesus Christ. - W... what did you just say to my wife?

Your wife?

This is Charlie's wife.

Oh. I... I'm so sorry for your loss.

I-I only met Charlie a few times, but he was so great.

Well, I'm just so glad you li...

What the fuck was going on here?

- Excuse me. Sorry, baby. - It's okay.

Why don't you take Skye in?

It's okay, it's okay.

Um... Why don't you come inside...

- ... and have a kombucha? - No, thank you. No, thank you.

Never touch it.

How did you know my husband?

I... I run an LGBTQ youth center in North Hollywood.

Your husband was one of our most cherished volunteers.

No. Charles was a Republican.

I mean, I had to tell him a thousand times

not to refer to them as, "the gays."

Like, that doesn't make any sense. I mean, how?

He did such wonderful work.

He was a wonderful man.

Well, he abandoned his family.

And he lied to us and he destroyed us,

so he wasn't a wonderful man, Noelle.

I knew he had to travel a lot.

Oh. Oh, is that it? He traveled to see me?

This was home? So he traveled to see his wife?

Is that how that motherfucker put it?

I don't know what to say.

I am so sorry, Deirdre.

You look upset. L-Look, please come inside, have a kombucha.

With all due respect, just fucking shove your kombucha up your ass.

What are you looking at?

God, this is, like, the coolest place on the entire planet.

- Did you know about this place? - I never heard of it.

You should wear that to school.

I wish.

I'm always trying to get, like, cooler clothes,

but I'm, like, stuck in this box.

Box?

You know, I'm, like, the unexpectedly-athletic,

smart, nerdy nerd with an edge.

Been this way since third grade. I can't shake it.

Seems like a pretty specific box.

A box is a box.

Watch out, I'm coming for you in your sleep.

Come on.

Uh...

I don't recognize her.

Are you sure you've never seen her?

It's important.

Sorry.

Can I give you my number?

Call if you see her, okay? I'm serious.

Okay.

Hey, where are the shrunken heads?

Okay.

So, uh, how'd you get into Roller Derby? It seems pretty random.

My dad used to take me ice-skating

when I was little and I really took to it.

In life, I was, like, always super awkward and bumping into stuff,

but on skates, I just felt normal.

Yeah, I went skating in Central Park a few times when I was little.

Didn't work out for me.

There was quite a bit of blood.

Oh! Jackpot!

So, uh, your dad... What happened to your dad?

Nothing happened to him.

- Oh. Is it because... - Because what?

I mean, he doesn't live with you guys, right?

Okay. Listen, Edward.

My dad's not some dick who abandoned me. Okay?

He's actually a really cool guy. I mean, you've met my mom.

She's hard to take. There's, like, a limit.

He just doesn't live with us. That's all there is to it.

Period. End of story. The subject's off-limits, okay?

Okay. I-I just...

- I just said! - Okay.

Maybe you're right. Maybe it doesn't mean anything.

- Where are you going? - I'm hungry.

You can't eat there.

- Why not? - That place isn't good. It's for tourists.

Perfect. Guess what? I'm a tourist.

I can't let you eat this food.

- You can't let me? - No.

So you know someplace better?

I know the best place. Come on.

Lead the way, weirdo.

- You like falafel? - What's a falafel?

Okay. Buddy, it's just you and me.

Okay. Okay.

I've been wanting to get a hold of these braids.

- I like when you do my hair. - Yeah?

It doesn't hurt as much as when my mommy did it.

I remember when my grandma used to do my hair,

it would hurt so bad, I used to punch her.

You did?

Yes, but do not get any ideas.

My mom died in a plane crash.

Yeah. I'm really sorry.

There was only one boy who lived.

Yeah, I heard that.

I wish it was my mom that lived.

Yeah. That must be really, really hard.

Did you lose someone in the crash?

I did. But it wasn't my mommy.

So, I don't know what that's like.

Yeah.

Hey.

Hey, what's going on?

This is my building.

Oh.

Hey. I'm... I'm sorry for asking about your dad.

I'm an idiot. I...

I... I won't do it again, okay?

Yeah. No big deal.

So, are you still gonna be my friend?

Yeah, dummy, I'm still your friend.

Can we seriously get some food now? 'Cause I'm seriously gonna faint.

Yeah.

Excuse me, are you a registered voter?

- I am. - Here you go.

- Y'all live in Harlem? I love Harlem. - For years.

- Well, I knew your grandmother. - You did?

I'm so sorry about her.

So, you guys just got here from Miami? Welcome.

This is Harlem. You're gonna love it here.

I lived five blocks away. I grew up here.

I can show you all the good places.

I can't take this anymore. We need safety in our public schools.

- Yeah, isn't that right? - Absolutely.

I want to fight for you guys. This is my home. I live here.

I went to school right up the street from here.

- PS 125, you know what I'm saying? Like... - Oh.

Hi. I'm Adriana Washington, I'm running for Congress.

I think we can all agree that we have experienced so much division

in the past couple of years.

And I want that to change and I want to fight for you.

That's what my grandmother taught me

and that's exactly what I intend to do.

- Nice. - Yeah.

But thank you for your signatures. Have a lovely rest of your day.

Oh, don't forget to vote in the special election.

So, with that, can I get your signature?

You can sign right here.

But only if you're feeling it.

Hand me that pen.

- Can I get your signature? - Absolutely.

Wonderful. Here you go.

Thank you. And you. Thank you so much.

Thank you. See you.

We did it! Good job! Yes!

The best falafel in New York.

Thanks, Faakhir.

Seriously? We went an hour out of our way for this?

What are your feelings about radishes?

Gross, obviously.

Agreed. Okay, wait here.

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.

Hey, Faakhir. Um, two falafels. No radishes, extra tahini.

Uh, two black cherry sodas, the cold...

The coldest I've got. I know.

Don't tell me you got yourself a girlfriend, huh?

Oh, her? She's not my girlfriend.

She's not even, like, a girl. She's from upstate.

Upstate? What are you doing upstate?

Uh, nothing really.

So, how's your brother? I haven't seen either of you in weeks.

For a minute, I thought you went to a different falafel truck,

and then I remembered I'm the best falafel truck.

Uh... he's good. Yeah. Jordan's good.

He's, um... He's flunking algebra,

so my dad isn't letting him come to the falafel truck until he passes.

Well... ... good for your dad.

See, that's the problem with parents now. They don't hold the line.

You've got to hold the line.

Yeah, my dad's really good at that.

My mom, we can get anything we want from her,

but my dad can be tough.

They have the balance. Perfect parents.

Well, I guess nothing's perfect. Except maybe these.

Extra tahina, no radishes, two black cherries.

And tell your brother to study up. I miss him.

- Hey, are you okay? - I have to go.

- What? Why? - I have to go.

- But we just got here. - I have to go now!

We never should have come here.

We hope we didn't make a bad first impression yesterday.

Oh, no. Not at all. Not at all.

I'm... I totally understand.

I'm sure it was quite odd.

It's all so new.

We're s-still a little bit raw, I'm afraid.

Of course. No, it's... Me... Me too. It's okay.

- Linda. - Mm-hmm?

The three of us are connected now. Intrinsically.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.

Well, we... we wanna be there for, uh, the child. Your child.

- Uh... - our grandchild. Uh...

I appreciate that. I... I-I really do.

But I'm, uh... I'm not asking for anything.

Well, we wanna be a part of the baby's life.

I... I-I think Gary would want that as well.

Of cour... No, of course. And I-I... I want that.

We've thought about this a lot,

and we would like you to consider living here with us.

Oh, um... I'm... I'm sorry?

We... We wanna support you.

We want our grandchild to be in our lives.

- Right, um... Of course. But... - I live in New York.

Well, w-what is your-your living situation

in New York, uh, for the baby?

Um, well, right now I have roommates.

Um, it's not really set up for the baby,

but I was gonna move in with Gary.

So I'm just sort of figuring that out.

A-And... what do you do for a living?

At the moment, I'm hostessing.

But I'm, um... I'm working towards getting my BA, so...

- Oh. - Oh, that's wonderful.

W-We'd love to help support you finishing your education.

Thank you so much. Really. Um...

Uh, but I just... I just came to tell you

about your grandchild. That's it.

That's not the only reason you came here though, is it?

If you're being honest with yourself?

Honey.

You just said you don't have

the right environment for the child.

You don't have the money or the resources.

You're not close with your parents.

Not all of that is, um, entirely true.

- That's not... the whole story. - You said you haven't spoken to them.

They don't even know about your pregnancy.

I was planning on telling them and...

You're four months pregnant.

The father of your child died in a plane crash.

You came here before you even went to see your own parents.

I can't go to my parents, that's true.

But my life is in New York. I live in New York.

- We... - I-I don't even...

I don't really know you...

You can't just think about what's best for you anymore.

You have to think about what's best for this child.

- Hello. - Oh, hey, um...

Hi, it's-it's Linda.

Hi. How's it going with, um, your boyfriend's parents?

It was not so good.

Oh, no.

Yeah, I'm just really fucking alone.

Anyway, how are you?

I'm fine.

Um, cool.

Um... ... can I... Can I...

Can I please c... Can I come over there?

Yeah. Um, bring a bottle of Tito's. And I'm low on cran.

Uh, okay. Bye.

Go! Go! Go!

Go, go, go, go, go.

- This food is delicious. - Thank you.

- I like it as well. - You like it too?

- She says she likes it. - That's good.

Somebody seems to have found their appetite.

- You are eating. That's my Becks. - Mm-hmm.

Becks!

Becks. Becks. You're cheering the wrong team.

That's Cameroon, not Ghana.

Sorry, Uncle Kojo.

It's okay. You'll learn.

It's okay.

Time for bed.

No!

- It's getting late. - Okay.

Hey, Kojo, Kojo. Kojo, look at the ball.

Oh. Oh.

Come on!

Yeah! Yay!

Thank you.

- Whew! You sleepy? - We get to camp out.

- No. - No?

Yes.

Okay. Inside, inside, inside, inside.

This restaurant was five blocks from my apartment all these years,

- and I had no idea. - Yes.

I can sniff out good jollof anywhere.

Oh, I can't believe we almost got 300 signatures today.

I owe it all to you guys.

- That's okay. - I'm not tired yet.

I wanna stay up with Adriana.

- Becks. - I will see you again soon.

I promise, okay? Let's go.

- Yeah. It's open, it's open. - Oh.

Ta-da!

Uh, no. No. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

Concentration, 64, no repeats or hesitation.

I go first, you go second. Category is sea creatures.

- Eels. - Crocodile.

Sweetie, it's ready for you.

- Yes! - Okay.

Ta-da.

This is my room?

Yep. Come on, check it out.

Listen, just tonight, okay? Tomorrow we find another place.

Well, stay as long as you want.

Really. This place, it gets creepy when no one's here.

Can we stay? Please?

Just tonight. Okay?

Okay. Good night, my niece.

Thank you.

Yeah, course.

So, uh, good night, Congresswoman.

I... I don't think so.

I do.

Uh, well... Uh, good night.

Good night.

Yeah, they just wanted me to, like, move in right there.

You know, people can be so entitled.

Is that funny?

You think I made the right choice by getting out of there?

Oh, yeah. I mean, you were

this close to being Rosemary's Baby'd.

Mmm.

- You want another one? - No, I'm good.

This... I'm nursing the juice.

Um, how are you doing with everything?

You know, when I was growing up, we moved around a lot.

We didn't have much.

You know, my father couldn't keep a job. It was like that.

My mother used to call my father a hothead.

You know, today they call that emotional abuse.

And so I got out of my house when I was 17.

You know, I star... I went... I was waiting tables

at an IHOP in Paterson, finishing high school.

And, you know, I thought... I was looking at cosmetology, maybe.

And then Charles walked into the IHOP one day.

He was so goofy.

Always smiling. Big old smile. Big glint in his eye.

After three weeks, we were living together

at this dump that he had in Denville.

And right away, we were more than a couple.

We were a team. We were a unit.

He was this ambitious worker bee, and I was his life force.

I would entertain the bosses

and bond with the wives and charm the husbands.

And you know,

Charles shot up the ladder like... like a rocket.

And we got so rich, Linda.

I mean, really rich.

And I have loved every single solitary second of it.

But I think, you know, maybe I loved it so much that I put blinders on,

because sometimes it didn't seem real.

Now it turns out, maybe it wasn't, you know.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm good.

I'm fine. I'm gonna be fine. I'm fine.

- What is that? - I don't know. You know, the "Wreck Room."

It's like some depraved sex club, probably.

No. It's not a sex club.

Um, it's the... It's one of those things where you, like, go, um...

like, break a bunch of things.

What? Fucking LA.

They have them in New York too, actually.

What do you mean "break a bunch of things"?

You go like knock the shit out of stuff? I don't... I don't understand.

Yeah, pretty much.

That's ridiculous.

Hey.

How was video games?

We didn't play video games.

Oh, I thought that was... What you guys do?

We went to the city.

What city?

Manhattan. We went to Manhattan.

You and Shay? Went to Manhattan?

- With Besa? - No.

- How did you even... - We took the bus.

- Okay. So Eddie, that is... - Edward.

My name is Edward.

Will you please just call me Edward?

Edward, you cannot go into the city without telling me. Ever.

Oh.

You just wanna do it clean, all the way across.

Uh-huh. That's great. Yep. Keep going.

Clean through. Mm-hmm. Now pull it back.

Now pull that. You can release it. Pull it off.

It's perfect. All right, you're hired.

Can we do another one?

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

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