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Sophia, please.

I can't, Phil!

Just wait!

I can't. I'm not doing this any more.

Give me a chance. I can make this work.

No. There's nothing you can do. I... I hate this house!

We'll move. I can set up a new funeral home anywhere in the world.

Phil, you're not listening to me! I refuse to live among cadavers.

The smell of the formaldehyde is just sickening!

I don't wanna hear any more. I don't wanna hear another word about this.

Living near a cemetery is killing me.

Sophia, we have a life here.

You call this a life? I feel like I'm buried alive.

Please don't leave.

No, no, no, I said no! I need to do this.

I am leaving. That's it. Finished!

Mommy!

Oh, good morning. Did you sleep well, Mr Rudolf?

Shall we play some music?

Nothing like Vivaldi to lift one's spirit.

Yours and my daughter, Dixie's.

She needs a small nudge in the morning.

Morning, Dixie.

Did you get a good night's sleep?

No...

It's so dark in here, isn't it?

No!

Come on. Rise and shine.

Go away.

Hurry, or you'll be late to school again.

So what?

I hate that place.

Don't you want to see your buddy, Julia?

Ugh... She's, like, weird lately.

Why don't you invite her to the fair on Saturday?

I've got two tickets.

Oh! Remember, you're going to your mother's today.

I hate that house!

And Grizzly can't stand me.

Please, be more respectful. He's your stepfather after all.

Her second choice.

He's always kissing up to her.

It's gross.

He's just trying to be nice.

And then there's his horrific little daughter.

Well, then stop painting all her dolls black.

Goth Barbies are so much more interesting.

Talk to your mother. Let her know how you feel.

She's too busy talking to her plants.

Blue skies and sunshine.

Today is destined to be divine.

- I can just feel it. - Look out!

Oh!

Oh, dear!

No worries, Mr Rudolf. I'll reset your hairpiece in a jiffy.

Dad...

He'll be six feet under ground in an hour.

Dixie, don't be so cynical.

Remember, you attract what you put out, dear.

Like a magnet.

Like a magnet!

Um, pull over here.

I can drop you off in front of the school. I've got time.

I don't want anyone to see me in this death tank.

As you wish, dear.

Just remember that the glass is half full, not empty. It's the only way...

Oh, give it up, Dad, will you?

Julia! Julia!

Dixie.

I've got two tickets to Saturday's fair!

Um, I can't go.

I'm grounded.

What's wrong, Julia?

Ugh! Don't call me any more and you can keep this.

I thought we were friends. You suck.

Ew! Gross!

We attract what we think. Like a magnet.

Give it up, zombie.

Ray isn't into dead-heads.

Do you own anything that's not black?

Um, maybe she's colour-blind.

Listen. Take my advice.

The first thing that's got to go is that dog chain around your waist.

Ew.

Let me guess.

It's from your last boyfriend in kindergarten?

The third note home from the dean. Yeah. He's gonna kill me.

Is that you, Dixie?

Come here. I need your help.

Would you mind putting Mrs Pill's shoes on?

What's with the aversion?

You've spent your whole life around cadavers.

How are your classes?

Good.

- And your friends? - Good.

How about that Alyssa? Is she still picking on you?

No. Everything is cool.

Wear a smile on your face and things always go your way.

Ok, try smiling about this note from school.

Oh.

Dixie...

I've tried to be understanding, but you've gone too far!

It wasn't my fault!

That's not what this note says.

The principal hates me!

Just like your peers, right?

Yes!

The whole world abhors you.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

All right, I'm coming in!

Nobody cares about me.

You know that's not true.

So tell me why everyone tries to avoid me.

You need to think about that.

See? You hate me too.

That's why I don't have any friends.

What about Julia? Did you invite her to the fair?

She wants nothing to do with me.

What?

She says...

She says that you are...

Never mind, Dad.

How about if we go together.

Just the two of us. Come on. We'll have a blast.

Just what I needed.

Are you having fun?

It's a blast.

Julia isn't the only person in this town, you know.

Sure.

You see, there are no accidents. There's a reason for everything.

Whether you make the best or worst of it is up to you.

You know what I mean?

No.

Something amazing is going to come your way.

I can almost taste it.

Something like what?

A-ha! Yum, yum.

Want one?

Yeah.

Nothing happens for a reason.

Only dreamers like Dad believe that. Poor, Phil.

Hi, Dixie.

Do I know you?

I want to apologise about the other day.

Whatever.

You should totally come hang out with us.

Why?

Ray and two of his friends invited us to the Fun House.

ฤฐf you join us it'll be three on three.

And I know you like Ray.

Thanks, but I'm with my...

Don't worry about me.

Go play with your friends and have fun.

Make the most of an opportunity.

You're not gonna run off, are you?

No.

Oh, Dixie!

Dixie, Dixie... What happened?

Go away!

Mom left because she couldn't stand you! I'm like the village idiot, thanks to you!

Dixie!

Dixie. Dixie!

Dixie!

Dixie!

Dixie!

Dixie!

Dixie!

Dixie!

I hate this world!

Dixie!

I hate all of you!

I wish I was dead!

Oh!

Dixie!

What happened?

Where am I?

How did I get here?

Alyssa.

This is one of her jokes.

Good one!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Are you nuts?

Where are you going? Wait, don't leave.

Help!

Help!

Don't stand there! Run!

What are you waiting for?

Faster! Faster!

Wow! You did it!

Come, look at them.

It's like you slammed the door right in their faces.

What's wrong?

Why are they leaving?

Oh, don't worry.

Dark Angels are incapable of entering the holy graveyards.

What do they want?

They capture zombies who've wandered away from their cemeteries

and turn them over to Nebulosa, the Dark Soul.

And we never see them again.

Zombies?

You can't be serious. That's impossible. What do you mean?

Yes, the living dead.

Who are you?

My name is Isis.

Wow!

Ahh!

I know.

I could use a good bath.

It's such a shame that water destroys zombies.

But how would you know that? You're new.

No...

Yes, it kills us just as fast as sunlight or fire.

No way.

At first it's hard to believe. But you'll get used to it.

No!

This shish-kebab is to die for.

This just can't be true.

This isn't really happening.

Listen, are there other zombies here?

There were, but they've all been captured by Nebulosa's dark angels.

Mmm!

You said they couldn't get in.

When food became scarce,

the zombies decided to migrate to other cemeteries.

Nebulosa discovered their plan.

And trapped them 'in an ambush.

Only Piroska and I managed to escape, but she doesn't count.

She comes and goes as she pleases.

She's reckless.

Ever since she started dating some boy from another cemetery, I hardly ever see her.

I'm so excited that you came.

We can be friends. I've never really had one.

But I'm sure I'd make the best best friend ever.

What do you say?

Oh!

You spilled it.

It's a good thing it wasn't milk or you'd have seven days of bad luck.

Listen, I don't know what happened but I'm going home.

- I'm sure my dad will know how to... - You can't go out there.

Why not?

The ghost wolves, remember?

And look at yourself, you're a zombie.

What is he going to say when he opens the door

and sees your rotting flesh?

I don't want to be a zombie.

There's only one way to return to your life as a mortal.

How?

The Azoth.

Piroska!

Legend of the Azoth.

Well, according to the legend...

A Novice.

A newly arrived zombie

will use the magical powers of the Azoth to create a passage back.

A magical passage that will allow zombies to return to their mortal lives.

Back to the exact moment before their death.

Wait. Who's that?

Like a second chance.

So that they can fix mistakes they made when they were alive.

You're a Novice.

Do you have the Azoth?

There's a solution, don't despair for the road back home is far but fair.

Do you know its secret? Show us its power.

Hang on a sec.

There isn't any power locked up in this trinket.

What? Don't you know how it works?

It's just a pendant that someone gave me for my birthday!

A charm? Give it to me. Maybe I can make it...

No!

Do you have a better idea?

Vitriol. He'll help us!

Vitriol is a lousy bum, plain and simple.

True, but he knows volumes about the dead, the living, and everything in between.

No one knows where he resides.

And the forest is infested with dark angels and mortals.

I'll take it to him. No one gets around the forest better than me.

I said no!

Look out, Dixie!

Fine!

Let's see how far you get without my help!

Aw, she's right.

How are we going to get out of here?

Let me think.

Bonsai are very delicate plants.

The bonsai's beauty lies in its perfection.

Which is why one must prune away that which is undesirable.

No!

I've told you 1000 times, that species is too young for fertiliser.

Please forgive me, your highness, Nebulosa.

ฤฐt is, uh...

The more mature bonsai that needs a large amount'?

Small quantities, you loathsome piece of mismatched flesh!

Oh.

Ouch! Just a minor injury.

Yes, Thorko?

Ooh! Twenty specimens!

Extract their thoughts and lock them up in the catacombs.

Move on.

Oh!

Merci.

A few more attacks and you will have captured every zombie in the region.

Consistency and careful planning shall be the pillars of our victory.

Now we must find the Azoth.

Oh, you are so intelligent.

I am merely the humble architect of our common cause.

I'm coming, Dad. We'll be together again soon.

Hey, wait up...

Where are you going?

I'm going to search for that Vitriol dude so that I can get my rotten life back.

I'll go with you.

Please don't.

Listen.

This could be a very dangerous journey and you'll need my protection.

Yeah, right, Isis.

Hang on.

You'll need my good luck charms.

See.

Ouch!

Oh, no!

I can find this drifter by myself.

Vitriol? Oh, I know where he lives.

Oh, really? Where?

He always hangs out in the old Egyptian cemetery.

I'm pretty sure I can remember how to get there.

You totally need me.

Fine, but keep your distance and remember,

I'm not your friend.

You won't regret it.

I hope not. Which way?

Let's go right. It's luckier.

Isis, you're pointing left.

Duh! It gets so confusing!

Is it F-13? Oh no!

No one should go anywhere on F-13.

Chill. It's not Friday the 13th.

A new arrival?

Yes, my lady.

And she has the Azoth?

For now.

Good work, my adorable spy.

At last, the moment we've all been awaiting.

Thorko!

I want each of our spies in the forest to be on guard.

Find that young maiden named Dixie and bring me the Azoth.

You need to eat something. You haven't had a bite in days.

Yuck! Zombie food is disgusting.

How would you know? You haven't even tried it.

I highly recommend the crunchy cockroaches.

But if you prefer something softer then the worms are heavenly.

Before you know it you'll be drooling over roasted squirrel brain.

Quick, grab it!

Ok, pull me up!

You should have let them nail me.

ฤฐt would have made your life easier.

Or at least not so messed up.

Isis, this path doesn't lead anywhere.

Oh, no. I'm cursed.

Why are you so superstitious?

For a very good reason.

Did you know Tutankhamen and I were engaged to be married?

Wow, that's so cool.

ฤฐt didn't last long.

A beggar prophesied that I would be devoured by crocodiles.

No way.

Our parents arranged for the two of us to meet on a riverboat.

Everything was cool. And then I saw the crocodiles.

Headed for your boat?

No, sleeping peacefully.

Well, then the prophecy didn't come true.

Yeah, it did. I started screaming, which woke the crocodiles up.

Then I stumbled and fell in the water and here I am.

It's my destiny.

No. It was just a bad coincidence.

Look at this rock.

Awesome!

Just wait and watch.

Ah!

See what I mean?

Well, Thorko, any news about the young girl?

Enough!

She cannot extend her reign

without obtaining the Azoth!

Idiot! Huh?

Oopsie!

Uh-oh.

You've stepped on

my Portulacarias afra.

I was simply trying to help you, my lady.

By demolishing my bonsai?

No, no, to find the Azoth, remember?

After everything I've done for you.

Forgive me, my queen. It's just a shrub!

That "shrub" was a living specimen

which is more than you could ever presume to be.

Thorko!

Locate the child and do not return without the Azoth.

What are we exactly?

Why are we trapped in these gross bodies covered in maggots?

We're zombies because we left unfinished business back at home.

We're not really dead or alive.

Can this open a door that leads back home?

Of course, and then we can fix the mistakes we made.

Unless Nebulosa catches us first.

What is Nebulosa like?

No one knows for sure, but ever since she showed up here,

she calls all the shots.

But why?

Nobody dares to challenge her.

Single minded ambition. It's her way or no way.

I'm so happy that you are my best friend.

This will remind us to always stick together.

Like bread and butter.

Once you spread butter on bread, the two can never separate.

They stay stuck to each other forever.

Bread and butter.

Yeah!

We'll hide out there. Let's go!

What if the mortals find us?

You know how psycho they get when it comes to zombies.

They'll chase after us with pitch forks and call us names.

Shut up and they won't even know we're here.

Let's go!

Or they'll send in the National Guard.

Mmm?

There isn't a single soul here. It's perfect.

"Too much silence could lead to violence."

Who dares to disrupt me slumber?

Scat!

Look out!

Scat, ye scallywags!

Run for cover!

Jump!

Run! Run!

Hide here and keep quiet.

You can't escape from me!

I'm hungrier than a stinkin' cannibal,

so get over here, ya filthy cockroaches.

Yummy, yummy, yummy!

Quick, over there!

Wait up. Don't leave me behind.

Where are you going? It's so dark down there!

Someone dropped their wrapper.

Surprise!

Oh, no! My bandage!

Dixie, look!

I have an idea!

Cut the bandage and let's jump out that window.

Argh!

Fire away! Dead men tell no tales!

Cut the bone chatter or he'll find us. Stay put.

Where are you going?

I know you're here!

What?

Who are you?

Scallywags...

Nothing like some pepper to get rid of unwanted guests.

What are you doing here?

Hidin' meself from the dark angels.

This farm's like me galleon vessel.

Packed with cannons and disguises for battle.

Like this little device that was hidden up your sleeve?

Mmm.

Why were you trying to burn us alive?

I thought Nebulosa sent you.

Her scurvy dogs stole all the zombies from me cemetery

in a wicked ambush.

I think you're lying!

What about you?

I'm a good hider.

What's your name?

Gonner.

Well...

You should come with us now.

Ugh!

Hold on a sec, best friend. Are you crazy?

Isis. He has nobody.

Dixie, ahoy? He's a pirate.

Look at him. He's harmless.

What? He tried to set us on fire!

Oh, no!

The full moon is affecting your brain.

You're not thinking straight.

He's a boy!

And what's so bad about that?

You can't trust them,

they have no common sense,

they're heartless and, ugh, they smell awful.

Oh.

It's not like we smell like roses, you know.

And, it's been said,

that redheads bring bad luck for as many days as

the number of buttons on your shirt.

But you don't have a shirt on, or buttons for that matter.

- Oh. - Where are ye goin'?

Don't even tell him!

- We're looking for Vitriol. - Huh.

Aah. The wanderin' zombie?

Well, good luck

cos his cabin is in the opposite direction.

A cabin?

He's totally clueless.

Really?

Well, untie me and I'll take you to him in less than two days' time.

Right, nutcase. Are you going to fly us there?

Not flyin' but...

All aboard The Fair Siren.

Uh, zombies and water aren't a good mix.

There it is.

Come on! No fear. No fear.

I was nearly a captain.

- Will you permit me, beauty? - Mmm.

- Mmm? - Ugh.

Scat back.

Ah... Whoa!

Aye, with cannon ten on port and starboard.

Wind just aft and strong.

Drop the act. You're no poet.

Where did you learn to sail?

Ah, it's a sad story. You don't want to know.

You're absolutely right.

That's not true. I'd like to hear it.

I grew up alone on the streets of London since...

Me parents abandoned me.

I had to fend for me own self

till I got picked up by some pirates...

How can she be so gullible?

Who forced me to lie and steal, but I never liked it none.

He's got some nerve.

- Liar, liar, pants on fire. - Oh, I can't believe it.

Neither does he. She's a fool.

Dixie, would you like me to learn ye how to sail?

Can I?

Of course. Come sit here.

Mmm.

Dixie, don't leave me.

Mmm.

Humph.

Ready, lass?

Turn her right!

Oh, yeah.

Aren't we going a bit fast?

Look out!

Stop the boat!

I want to get off! Stop!

That was a close one.

Let me...

If you like we'll get some shut-eye at the cemetery by that hermitage.

Can you help me, Gonner?

Mmm.

Just so you know, Dixie likes me more than you.

I'm her bestest friend.

Sleep tight, bucko.

Hey!

Finally, some peace and quiet!

Is that how all ye young lasses dress today?

No, only bad people like me.

Just because you wear black threads,

yer considered an outlaw.

No one trusts you.

Ah, blimey.

They're all a sack of landlubbers.

How did you get this?

I don't like to talk about it.

Give me a chance.

It was a gift from my mother.

Aw, a gift from your mum?

Yeah.

Before she ran off to start a new family.

I don't even know why I wear it.

Well, at least you had your father.

And you have me.

Oh.

Why didn't you cut me throat when you trapped me'?

- Dixie, we need to talk. - Mmm?

What is it now, Isis?

It's about Gonner.

Ever since he arrived you're totally ignoring me.

That's so not true.

Don't be ridiculous.

It's... It's like you don't even see me.

You may as well have me embalmed.

Bread and butter?

Are you happy now?

Why don't you wake Gonner up so we can leave.

Gonner, get up.

What?

What happened?

Where is he?

The Azoth!

Gonner...

- Oh. - Dixie,

why don't we go back to the cemetery?

No! We're going to find Gonner and get my necklace back.

I'm hungry, I'm tired,

and really scared.

Shut up and tell me which way to go!

Uh, that way!

I thought splitting cobwebs was bad luck.

Then that way!

You have no idea, do you?

No. Yes.

Wait. I have an idea.

Your phoney superstitions were a pack of lies to get me to be your friend.

I just wanted...

Drop dead. Again.

No, Dixie.

Dixie!

No!

Why do bad things always have to happen to me'?

So there you are.

Boatswain! It's all your fault!

Argh!

Poxy! Where's Dixie?

ฤฐf you actually cared, then you'd give me back the Azoth!

I can't and quit throwin' rocks!

Ugh!

Come back here, you worthless, Caribbean scum!

Take that. Ugh!

You're just a lying, cheating,

good for nothing, barnacle!

Ow!

Isis, you have no idea.

Just scat out of here!

Two-timing thief!

I ain't scattin' nowhere you gutsucker.

It's not what you think!

ฤฐf anything happens to Dixie, you'll pay with your life!

Bucko, I'm trying to save Dixie.

Mmm? Whoa!

- Very... - Not to peep.

Stop your shoutin'

or you'll stir up all the bats!

No worries. I have it.

Pig!

Shh!

The Novice? She got away.

Relax, Thorko.

Who needs the wench!

Once she has the Azoth, Nebulosa has nothing to fear.

Are we clearing out or not?

Come on, let's push off. Follow me.

Looking for me?

What are you waiting for? It's me...

Dixie.

Gonner!

No gifts for your First Mate?

Mmm?

The Azoth.

Whoa.

Ooh.

Turn it over to Nebulosa yourself.

Give me a kiss, you rogue.

Can't you see I don't fit?

Anyone with half a brain would realise...

You animal! Show some respect, will you!

Remember, I'm Dixie, the Novice.

Do you hear me? I'm Dixie!

My head!

My hand!

My lady.

Look what Gonner brought you!

The Azoth...

But where is the young maiden?

Oh. You have no reason to worry about that silly child.

Dixie.

Take her away

and prepare my bath.

With her blood.

What in the world is that?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Oh, man.

Whoa!

Now that we have the Azoth,

I shall be the one to open the portal back to mortality.

Our army of zombies will return to the world of the living,

ready and willing to execute the plan!

What went down here, man?

Oh, leave me alone.

You seem kinda...

Uh, scattered, little cat. I think...

We should put you back together again and split the scene, pronto.

Go away.

Listen, cat, Nebulosa's thugs are crawling all over this joint.

I couldn't care less.

You don't get it.

I just saw them drag away this poor old mummy chick.

ฤฐt was way uncool.

Isis?

No, she kept saying her name was, uh...

Dixie. Yeah, that was it.

That freak is pretending to be me? Why?

I don't know but check this out.

- Found it on the floor. - Oh, Isis.

Okey-dokey, let's see...

What's this?

Oh, your arm.

Girl, you are bony!

I'll put it here. Let's see...

Oh. It fits!

Now where did I put your leg?

So you're Vitriol, right?

The zombie burn who lives in the woods.

I'm a traveller, dig?

And thanks to my trips,

I find out what's going down in the woods.

Know what I mean?

I've been looking for you.

Groovy. Here I am.

What's up?

I need your help to find Nebulosa.

What?

Hey, little cat. You can forget that plan.

Nebulosa has the Azoth.

Nebulosa? How?

But why?

According to the legend, it is the Novice who must utilise

the Azoth's magical powers to open the portal

so that the dead can return to life and make the world a better place.

But you, my lady, have opened the portal.

And now we will simply reprogram

their minuscule brains...

To fulfil the master plan.

A master plan? What master plan?

You know, "To wreak havoc and evil,

"from antiquity to the present day."

Where have you been, man?

We're all going down in a bad way.

Imagine the tragic impact

thousands of zombies could have on history

if they follow Nebulosa's orders.

It would mean the end of the world.

Oh.

The battle between good and evil will finally conclude

when the Dark Side is all that remains!

And now, if you don't mind, there's no time to waste.

What are we gonna do?

Mmm, I'm going to savour this far out beetle juice

before Nebulosa turns the lights off.

Know what I mean?

But we have to stop her!

Only the bearer of the Azoth can stop Nebulosa

and now that her cops found the mummy chick,

the party's over.

No! I am the true bearer of the Azoth!

Nah. You've never seen the likes of it.

It's shaped like a heart!

Huh. Hmm.

I'll just have to let the soup go cold

if it means saving the world!

Mmm.

Where can we find Nebulosa?

Where the beginning meets the end!

What's that supposed to mean?

"There's a solution, don't despair,

"For the road back home is far but fair."

The fair!

But it's on the other side of the forest!

Well, she's an old wreck but this baby can get us to the fair.

Our only hope is that you recover the Azoth

and learn its secret.

Only then can the legend play itself out the way it was meant to. Ya dig?

Here we are, Dixie.

You got 'til daybreak.

By then, Nebulosa will have unleashed all of her zombies.

But what is the Azoth's secret?

You're a cool cat.

You'll figure it out.

What am I supposed to do?

The right thing, I guess.

ALYSSA". Do you have anything that's not black...

Phil, you're not listening to me! I refuse to live among cadavers.

I hate this house.

The smell of the formaldehyde is just sickening!

I am leaving. You call this a life?

Stop!

Ha!

What was that?

Go inform

those imbeciles

that they must return immediately.

Their turn is approaching.

Dixie? Can ye hear me?

It's me, Gonner.

What's going on here?

Why are you trying to save her?

You like her, don't you?

You like her more than me.

Isn't that right?

Ugh. You little traitor.

I gave you the best 300 years of my life

and this is how you repay me?

By hooking up with the first newbie dead head that crosses your path'?

Oh, I'm gonna teach you a lesson. You'll never forget.

You shameless varmint!

You filthy pig!

You're in love with her!

Ugh! You sack of squid!

I want to hear your stinking mouth say it!

Where do you think you're going now, cabin boy.

Don't.

Ah.

Come back here and face me like a man

so I can split you in two pieces.

Catch me if you can, you ol' witch.

Get down, scurvy bilge rat.

Give that pirate trash what he deserves.

Come up here if ye dare.

Booty crook.

Codsucker!

Traitor.

Now will you please tell me

why you wanted to rescue Dixie?

Me?

Do ye really want to know?

Jolly Roger. She's hot!

I love every inch of her maggot-ridden body.

Aye, she's me own buxom beauty!

You?

In the flesh.

Then I'll dice you up first.

I know how ye feel...

Ow!

I know, I deserve it.

Whoa! Me hearty.

We have to get the Azoth back before daybreak!

Ah, follow me, mate.

Go on, there's no need for you to wait.

Piroska?

Let's get out of here before we lose our chance.

We have to find Isis.

Are you daft?

She's my friend.

For better and for worse.

That lassie could be anywhere.

And this may be our last hope to escape.

I'm not leaving without Isis.

Oh, wait now.

If you're out here...

Then the lass trapped inside the box is...

My loyal Piroska.

Whoever did this to you will pay!

Hello? Who is that?

(Bonner, are you there'?

Get me out of here!

Come on, I know it's you.

Listen, I'm not angry any more.

No more rocks, that's a promise.

Now open this box, please!

Ooh, Isis!

Oh, don't be alarmed.

She's with me.

Dixie!

Leave her alone!

Return the Azoth or she's going for a swim.

Wait a sec, Nebulosa...

All right!

No. Don't give it to her.

It's what I have to do.

Please don't hurt her.

Join me and we can use the power of the Azoth

to avenge all the injustice committed against us.

We'll re-open the portal.

You can return to your life and punish your enemies.

Including...

Your mother.

No. Don't do it.

Give us Isis.

First,

the Azoth.

First.

Let her go.

No. The Azoth.

Run!

Let go!

What are you doing?

Don't you realise that sacrificing yourself is useless?

We've got to help her!

Me captain knows what she's doin'.

I won't let you destroy the planet.

Everything I love is there.

Ah!

The world will remain a miserable place

and your problems will never disappear!

Mom.

Whoa!

Oh!

No, Dixie!

Dixie!

Godspeed, me hearty.

There's nothing we can do for her now.

- Gonner, look! - The portal!

Dixie! Please, wake up!

Dad?

Yes, darling, I'm here.

Where am I?

With me.

I love you, Daddy.

I'm finally back in the world of the living and guess what?

My problems haven't gone away

but I see them differently now.

Nebulosa never realised that behind every problem we face,

something positive is waiting to be discovered.

It's just a matter of finding it and then adding some colour.

Maybe you can't change everything,

but while you're at it

why not try and make things better?

Otherwise, what's the point of being here?

Dixie.

The doctors assure me that my experience

was a dream created by the limbic system in the brain...

But I don't believe that.

- Hi, Mom! - Hi, honey.

Ha!

It wasn't plugged in!

Today, I would like to discuss

a princess from Lower Egypt named Isis.

A prophecy told of her early death

but the young princess was able to rise above the premonition

and rule her people wisely.

This famous corsair abandoned his trade and devoted his life to...

Poetry?

So what do you think, Dad?

Isn't it possible that my dream actually happened, somehow?

And that Gonner and Isis really existed?

ฤฐt wouldn't hurt to thank them, would it?

You never know.

Whoo!

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