Original subtitles

The river

Hey!

Lee kang-sheng

what are you doing here?

Nothing

long time no see, how's everything?

Fine

what do you do now?

Nothing special

what are you going to do later?

Do you want to come with me?

To where?

Just come!

How long haven't we seen each other?

About two years!

Then put the light on this mannequin.

Right, get it wet

the feet are too clean!

Put some dirt on it.

Watch out!

I'm fine.

No, not like that.

Try to threw it into the...

Turn it over, turn it back.

Right

make it wetter.

Yes, much better.

The pants aren't wet enough.

Ok, that's it.

Push it out.

Turn on the light.

Move.

Get ready.

Action!

Cut, cut, cut!

Not good.

It's not moving.

A little farther.

Yes, let it flow with the water.

Pull it back.

Pull it cloer.

It's just not like that!

Pull it up! Not even close.

Careful...

Watch your back.

Be careful with the mud.

I asked them to go, not you.

The foot is broken.

It's broken.

But it's fine.

The problem is...

On the back...

The feet are too high.

Try to put some weight on the feet.

So the feet can sink.

You can put some rocks here.

Is it working?

Get some bricks or rocks.

Sink the feet.

Smaller rock.

It's not right!

Try it.

Ok, action!

Pull!

Good!

No, no.

Pull it back.

Well... well

This foot are obvoiusly gone.

Pull up and make it better.

Pull it back.

Action!

Cut!

Pull it back, pull it back.

It doesn't work.

What's the poblem?

Pull it back, it doesn't work.

What do you think?

It becomes worse.

Pull it back!

It's just...

Not right... Don't just stand there.

Go and help.

Pull it back.

What's the problem?

What?

What is the problem?

It can't float like a real dead body.

Because it is a dummy.

It looks fake.

What do you think?

Obviously.

It's very obvious.

The feet are weird.

The feet...

Patch them.

What?

Patch the feet.

Do it, move it here.

Find more rocks.

What should we do?

Director.

Shall we eat first? The lunch boxes are here.

Ok, let's eat.

We'll eat later, let us finish it.

Eat first!

Ok.

Can you swim?

Swim?

Can you float on the water?

Try to float a little while, can you do that?

Do you have time this afternoon?

Do you?

Come and help us.

Can you help us to float?

It won't take long.

The water is dirty.

I'll help you clean up when you get up!

The cleaning will be really fast, really!

No, the water is too dirty.

Come on! Think about it!

You've never act in a movie, haven't you?

Act in a movie?

Have a try! It's fun!

No

Think about it!

Want one?

You smoke?

Later then.

It'll be all right!

Take your time, it's ok.

Take your time.

Try to find a place to stand.

Here?

Can you stand?

Yeah, just a move a bit!

More to the right.

A bit more.

Are you ok?

Yea, just a bit more.

I think that's enough.

Yeah, get ready.

Ok, take the pole away.

Hold your breath.

Stand up until you can't hold it anymore.

Ok

Ready

action

action

Relax your body more.

Relax your body.

Very good! Very good!

Relax

good

give him the pole.

Cut

perfect. Hsiao-kang, thank you!

Give him a towel.

Ok, come up.

Is it all right?

Take your time.

Is that ok? Director

yeah, he acted better than the dummy did.

Thanks

here are the keys.

Thank you.

You stink.

Go take a shower.

Here's your glasses.

I'm going to wash my hands.

Hsiao-kang, turn the lights off please.

I want to go to the toilet.

And the curtains.

Are you ok?

Are you hurt?

Be careful.

Can you stand?

How many?

Two

two

we're four

four, coupons

thanks

two for you

thank you

Here we are, thank you

bye

come, come in please

So it's Saturday and Sunday

stay in touch, ok?

Ok?

Sure

Where are we going?

We're going to deliver tapes.

Deliver tapes, deliver tapes again.

You know

I am busy at this time.

Don't come if you're so busy.

What's wrong?

Mom, do you have medicine?

What's wrong?

My neck hurts.

You sprain you neck?

Not sure, but it hurts.

Which part?

Here

We'll get some medicinal patches tomorrow.

Hsiao-kang! Hsiao-kang!

Hsiao-kang!

Worshipper...

Was...

Wa... was...,

what? Was what?

Goon

fa...

Famous...

He used to be famous.

But...

Recently...

His health

he is unhealthy

it means, he was a famous person.

But he has been ill recently.

But

worshipper...

If you...

Can...

Worship

guanyin Buddha of the north temple

with all hearts

Climb up from here.

Everything ok?

I can't do it.

How can't you?

Come and have some watermelons.

What are you doing?

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with you?

How come you fall again?

What's wrong with your neck?

Don't ride if your neck sores.

Did you see the doctor?

What's wrong with your neck?

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

It's not your business.

How can you ride with your neck in pain?

Does it hurt?

Please stand it.

It would be painful, stand it please.

Ok, it's done.

Please hold it to relieve the pain.

Stop right there, let me get something.

Ok

Fine, let's go.

Relax, take it easy.

Relax, take it easy.

Park your motorcycle and come in.

Two buns and one cake.

Ok

Welcome

sit down.

Welcome, have a seat.

Two bowls of porridges.

Ok

One? Two?

No need?

Eat!

Try it.

Have some porridge.

Eat!

I am not hungry.

Turn your head.

What are you doing?

It's a massager! Relax

relax!

Do you feel better?

Hsiao-kang! Hsiao-kang!

Hsiao-kang!

Wake up and take medicine.

Wake up.

Wake up.

Here

drink it!

Drink it!

Inhale and exhale.

Ok

One more time.

That's right, exhale.

Ok

One more time, inhale.

Don't be nervous.

Relax

now turn your hand.

Exhale

that's right, do it again.

Inhale

exhale

good

now turn

turn

relax

Relax

inhale

exhale

one more

Come on, inhale

exhale

inhale and exhale.

One more time.

Inhale and exhale.

Ok, good

relax

3122575...

Hey! Is it king shi lo restaurant?

Is lu xiao lin there?

Don't call her.

Please tell her that her son is in the hospital.

No, her son is in the hospital.

Hsiao-kang.

What are you doing, hsiao-kang?

What are you doing?

Leave me alone.

What are you doing?

What's wrong?

Leave me alone.

Didn't I take care of you?

You hurt yourself by this way...

What are you doing? You want scare me?

My god, what's wrong with you...

I don't want to live.

Damn it...

Don't do that.

Put on your clothes.

You know what,

this is the invasion from evil spirits.

It breaks the acupoint of the neck.

Such problem

should be solved by scent.

You will recover by seeing doctors

if the scent first unloose the acupoint.

When I practice meditation tomorrow,

I'll see how it goes.

Call me at six thirty.

I will call you at six thirty.

Ok, call me.

Ok

One more thing.

Shuold you come or not

I will tell you tomorrow morning.

Master liu?

It's Mr. Lee

I'm the one from Taipei who bring my son to see you.

Yes, yes, yes

oh

Oh

Yes, yes

so we have to wait for one more day?

Ok, ok

thank you, master liu

ok, goodbye.

Master liu said the god didn't come last night.

We have to wait for one day.

Go straight and turn right for dressing room.

Speahng.

Good morning, master liu.

Um

Um

Um

Um

We can go back Taipei?

Um

Isee, lsee.

Do you think he will recover?

Um

Ok, ok

thank you...

I see...

Thank you, master liu. Goodbye.

Wake up, hsiao-kang.

Wake up.

Master liu said that god came.

He asked us to see doctors in Taipei.

Don't go to his place anymore.

Wake up. I'm going to buy breakfast.