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Previously on Queen Of Oz...
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SCREAMING
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We need to talk - wedding dress.
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I'm going to kick
you in your throat.
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MUFFLED SPEECH
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I can do this all day.
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We're leaving.
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Where? Anywhere that isn't here!
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Is you in or is you out?
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ALL: Surprise!
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GUNSHOT
YELPING
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Mark? Mum!
What's everyone doing here?
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Oh. Mate, you've done
well for yourself.
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Dad! Frank. What? It's a compliment.
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We can leave whenever you're ready,
Ma'am.
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What, and go back to wedding
planning central? No, thank you.
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I take it you had a nice time.
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I did.
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Thank you.
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Your Majesty.
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All anyone talks about lately
is wedding arrangements.
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It is approaching.
Yes, like an oncoming train.
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ANGELIC VOICES SING
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For be ye well assured that
so many as are coupled together
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otherwise and God's Word doth allow
are not joined together by God,
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neither is their matrimony lawful.
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Theodore Gorm Anderson, wilt thou...
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Stop! No, objection.
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Erm...
WHISPERING: Sorry.
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I-Is there a problem, Your Majesty?
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Indeed there is.
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You said his middle name is Gorm?
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I... I beg your pardon?
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Have I m-mispronounced it?
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I certainly hope so.
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Gorm is short for Guttorm -
a Danish king.
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My family's traced its roots
all the way back to...
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Back to Hans Christian.
Nobody bloody cares.
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I'm not having millions of people
watch me marry a Gorm.
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Millions! It's not like
it's Gogglebox.
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Tomorrow's ceremony is going
to be glorious, Your Majesty.
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I doubt anyone will be worrying
about a middle name.
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Tomorrow's headlines -
Georgie's groom's a gormless Gorm.
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Everyone all right with that?
It's just pre-wedding jitters.
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You're looking for problems.
Perfectly normal.
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Change your name
or the wedding's off.
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Of course I will change the name.
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Nothing is going to stop me
putting a ring on your finger.
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Nothing?
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Not one single thing.
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Okey-dokes.
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REGAL MUSIC PLAYS
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It's your big day, ma'am.
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So today you might want to try
stumbling out of bed
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sometime before dusk.
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HE YELPS
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Must you always sound
like a trapped kitten?!
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You're awake? Yes, Weiwei.
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It's something I've managed
to accomplish every day of my life.
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Nearly every day.
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And we're still betting on
the last-minute exercise regime
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to squeeze into our dress?
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Well, seeing as the last-minute
eating disorder
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I prayed for was denied me,
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this is where we find ourselves.
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Now, why don't you piss off
downstairs and get me
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a litre of hot water
and 2oz of leafy green.
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And your bacon and pastries?
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Get rid of all that.
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I told you, I'm a vegan now.
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Oh, it's just melting right off.
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Your body is the consistency
of blended tofu.
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So save the body shaming
for your own mirror.
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Don't think that I don't already.
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FLOORBOARDS SHAKE
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Good Lord, that's not
a pretty sight.
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Well, that's a bit much
coming from someone
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who looks like a shucked oyster.
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Weiwei kept refilling my wine glass
at rehearsal dinner.
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So now I know how you must feel
most mornings.
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Hold on. You are hungover
the first day I'm not?
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Well, I'm going to need
a moment to savour this.
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If my head didn't feel as if it was
about to birth hyenas,
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I'm sure I would share
in the ironic delight.
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Suck it up, old boy.
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Breakfast of champions.
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Three paracetamol, pint of Ribena,
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four pickles, kosher, not dill.
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You'll be good as gold.
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Old family recipe?
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Arguably the only thing my family
passed down to me of any worth.
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That, and my third nipple.
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If I may, ma'am,
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I realise today might not
be what you envisaged,
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or more specifically, who,
but your self-sacrifice
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for the sake of the crown
has not gone unnoticed.
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Thank you, Bernard.
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If only my parents felt
the same way.
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Their arrival today speaks louder
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than anything
they would ever say to you.
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You're right.
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And I am grateful for even
the smallest of gifts.
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God, I sound like
an inspirational pillow.
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Right. Everything's
running on schedule.
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Please, feel free
to start without me.
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If I'm late, it will be most
likely because
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my head has caved in on itself.
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10:50 - Final make-up and hair.
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11:10 - Her Majesty will be sewn
into her wedding dress.
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Good luck with that.
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12:35 - The royal carriage will take
her to the church
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for a 12:55 arrival,
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where His Royal Highness will escort
his daughter down the aisle.
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HE SOBS
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CHUCKLING: Oh, what? It's romantic.
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I'm sure I'm not the only one here.
You absolutely are.
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Sorry, I'm a crier. OK?
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I cry when I'm happy.
I cry when I'm sad.
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I cry when my fiancee strokes my...
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Oh, gosh! My goodness. Oh, mate.
MURMURING
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..hand! When she strokes my hand.
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I wasn't going to say my...
WHISPERING: ..penis.
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Stop saying things!
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MURMURING
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For God's sake...
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All right, everyone.
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So we've been over the post-wedding
details 1,000 times,
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so everybody already knows...
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Question.
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And this has to do with today,
Anabel?
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Yes, it does.
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What is it?
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Did anyone else find the Wi-Fi
a bit spotty on Thursday?
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What has that got to do with today?
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Because TODAY it's working fine.
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Oh, my God.
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Let me remind everyone
that the world will be watching.
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Now's our chance to right
all our previous wrongs,
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win the hearts of Australia,
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and prove that our Queen
deserves to sit on her...
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On her...
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Throne. Fat arse.
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What Bernard is trying to say,
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but failing at disturbingly,
is simply -
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don't be shit.
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It's my wedding day,
so why don't we all go crazy and,
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for once, give competence a try?
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Absolutely. Yes. Yes, ma'am.
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Now, I know I don't
say this very often -
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or ever -
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but I do appreciate all of you.
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I know how much hard work
has gone into today.
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And from the bottom of my heart,
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thank you.
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Aw.
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HE SOBS
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So go and fucking do something.
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HE GROANS
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Fair chance it's a stroke,
given your age.
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Oh, honestly.
I'm perfectly all right.
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Just a nap and I'll be gold as good.
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What the hell have you taken?
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Well, I just took those pills
you gave me.
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Erm...
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Oh.
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Ooh. What?
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You know how
I like to self-medicate?
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No. Well, I do.
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And I'm terribly sorry,
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I appear to have roofied you.
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Is that bad?
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Well, I mean, not for me,
it just takes the edge off.
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But, for you, I'd just be thankful
I'm not a woman in a nightclub.
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Oh, God.
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The wedding.
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You said everything's taken
care of, though.
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Everything's in order, isn't it?
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Yes...
Well, that's all right, then.
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The redding wings...
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What about the WEDDING RINGS?
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Bernard?
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HE MUMBLES
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What about the wedding rings?
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HE SIGHS
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HE HUMS
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SAFE BEEPS
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HE GROANS
Pull your shit together, Bernard.
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Not helping.
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Sorry.
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Can you remember the password?
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Mm, something about you.
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Queen!
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No, I don't think that's it.
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Let's... Oh, try rude.
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SAFE BEEPS
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Spoiled?
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SAFE BEEPS
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Narcissist.
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You're on your own.
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How many "L"s in trollop?
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Ma'am, we might have a small issue.
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Might or do?
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Do. We do have a small issue.
How small?
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A large... Very large.
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I'm going to drop-kick
you in your head.
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It's your royal carriage.
Whatever it is, just fix it.
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Unfortunately, it's not that simple.
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There's been a case of equine herpes
virus myeloencephalopathy.
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English, please.
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Horse herpes. Horse herpes?!
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Where have they been stabled?
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Ibiza in the '80s?
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The head equerry says it's highly
transmissible and potentially fatal,
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and so they all need to be
quarantined.
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I just need them to pull the bloody
carriage, not suck each other off.
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That's what I told him.
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Well, not the...
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SHE SMACKS LIPS
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That is scissoring if anything,
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you soft, little prune.
Yes, ma'am.
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This is all your fault.
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I'm really just the messenger,
ma'am.
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Even so, I'm still considering
throwing a bit in your mouth
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and having your prepubescent
legs pull me along!
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Yes, ma'am.
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What is all this shit?
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Where's all the real food?
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I knew you'd be hungry,
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so you'll be pleased to know
I had the chef make you
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a lovely lentil, broccoli
and tahini wrap.
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No. I'll be pleased to know
you are getting me
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a lovely bacon cheeseburger -
no mayo.
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No mayo? Oh, right. You don't want
to get fat before your wedding.
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Make it double bacon.
But you're a vegan now.
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And by definition, veganism...
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A vegan is a person who will rip
someone's nose off
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their pompous face and eat it
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when they don't get the double bacon
cheeseburger they've ASKED for.
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Angry says, what?
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What?
Is now a bad time, ma'am?
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If it's still today, then, yes.
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Nerves getting the better of you.
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How would you feel if millions
of people were about to watch you
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marry a man who was way,
way more than you deserve,
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but at the same time,
not what you want?
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I feel like I'd made some
very unexpected life choices.
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If I may, I think Teddy's
a great guy.
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So was Mahatma Gandhi.
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I just wouldn't want to spend
the rest of my life with him.
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Fair. Plus, I heard
he was selfish in bed.
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LAUGHING: Hm-hm!
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Look, you don't have to...
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Yeah, I know what you're
going to say.
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It's not too late to call
the whole thing off.
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No, it's way too late. Ah.
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00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,479
Which is a pity.
257
00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:53,799
And why is that?
258
00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:56,639
Because everyone deserves
to be happy, even you.
259
00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,119
Well, being royal requires
many things.
260
00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,480
Unfortunately, being happy
isn't one of them.
261
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,679
Look, we...
262
00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:07,999
Hey, you two.
263
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,999
Uh... Big day. Oh, no, nothing.
264
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,639
Just... That was happening,
and it's delicious,
265
00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,079
and you should try that, so...
266
00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,319
I don't know about delicious, but...
267
00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,839
W-What are you doing here?
268
00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:19,359
Well, went on a cheeky coffee run.
269
00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,239
Got everyone their faves.
270
00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:24,119
Erm... Don't look at me.
That is bad luck.
271
00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,159
Oh, come on. You don't believe
in all that, do you?
272
00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:28,999
Uh, yes. Yeah, actually, I do.
Thank you. That's very kind.
273
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,799
Is this my... Yep. One shot,
two pumps, extra foam, kids' temp.
274
00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,400
Love you. Shut up!
275
00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:38,079
Ah, it takes a special kind
of person to love her.
276
00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,480
That it does, sir.
277
00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:43,079
REPORTER: Well, what a huge day
for Australia.
278
00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:46,039
The royal wedding,
the first on our soil.
279
00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:48,279
It's going to be a magnificent day.
280
00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:51,279
REPORTER 2: We are excited
about this wedding.
281
00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,599
It's a day off!
282
00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:56,799
I'd celebrate the return of smallpox
if it meant getting a day off.
283
00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,039
CHEERING
284
00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,599
The hot topic of the day?
285
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,119
The Queen's getting married.
286
00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:03,279
It is incredibly exciting.
MAN: Yeah.
287
00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:05,919
The Queen's parents are
flying in today.
288
00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,959
Australia's agog,
lining the streets.
289
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,559
I'm really pumped for this.
290
00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:10,839
Good on you.
291
00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,079
Catch up later. OK?
We'll have a chat.
292
00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:14,839
Prime Minister. Richard.
293
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,559
If you're here, how all those
intrusive, misogynistic articles
294
00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,079
going to get written about me?
295
00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,199
Oh, come on, Rebecca. Mm.
296
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,359
Anyway, you're hardly getting
a look-in these days,
297
00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,519
thanks to this one. Mm.
298
00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,919
I suppose that is one benefit
to having a queen.
299
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,399
I can't see it lasting much longer.
300
00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,039
She's already trending downwards
301
00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:32,399
and this facade's
just papering over the cracks.
302
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,839
No, we'll be back to splashing
your beach holiday photos
303
00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,039
all over the front page in no time.
Don't you worry.
304
00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:38,959
I don't have time for
beach holidays, Richard.
305
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,079
I'm too busy writing laws
to crack down on tax havens
306
00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,920
for the super wealthy.
307
00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,919
HE CHUCKLES
308
00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:44,759
Touche, love.
309
00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:46,199
BERNARD: Disgrace.
310
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,519
BEEPING
311
00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,719
HE GROANS
312
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:52,679
Ugh. Sh... Shambolic?
313
00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:53,920
SAFE BEEPS
314
00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:00,920
Gingernut!
315
00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,080
Here she is.
316
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,599
Ooh! Wow. Wow. Stunning.
317
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,519
What a miracle, you actually fit.
318
00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:12,880
Beautiful.
319
00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:17,479
What are you doing in here?
320
00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,399
I'm here to walk you down the aisle.
321
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,239
You most certainly are not.
322
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,399
Where's Daddy?
323
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:26,999
Yeah. Unfortunately, something came
up and they were unable to attend.
324
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,519
Now, let's just get this over
with - with no theatrics, please.
325
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,239
Something came up?!
326
00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,319
That's what people say
when they can't be bothered
327
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,759
to come up with a decent lie.
I know - I use it often enough!
328
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,479
What kind of family doesn't
even turn up
329
00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,039
for their own daughter's wedding?!
330
00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:43,719
Well, it's best not to think of us
as a family and more as a business.
331
00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,559
This was simply a business decision.
332
00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:49,359
Interesting how the business had
no trouble being front and centre
333
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,559
when you married
Horsey McHorseface!
334
00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,519
Oh, give it a rest.
335
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,679
Not everything needs to
revolve around
336
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:58,759
little Georgie Porgy's constant
feelings of neglect.
337
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,159
You know why they're not here?
338
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,639
Because they couldn't get
time off from Nando's?
339
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,679
Because they were concerned
340
00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:08,959
that you and your team of misfit
toys here would cock this up!
341
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:12,719
And based on the swirling rumours
of HORSE HERPES,
342
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,839
they're already looking
pretty bloody prescient.
343
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,119
Well, I hate to break it
to you, Sally,
344
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,399
but my team have ironed
out the kinks,
345
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,119
and we are firing
on all cylinders now!
346
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:26,000
BERNARD: Ginger slut! Ha!
347
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,479
Excellent.
348
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:33,399
Now, before you fire on any
more cylinders
349
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:36,119
and burn down the fucking church,
350
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,479
can we get this over with?
351
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,999
I'm not walking with you!
352
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,839
I'm your only family here.
353
00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:43,719
Hello! Why does everyone always
forget we're related?
354
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,199
Oh, Anabel, I wish I could.
355
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,199
Oh, this is absurd. Let's go.
356
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:50,279
I am walking with someone
who treats me as family,
357
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,559
not a business.
358
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,280
Bernard, would you...
359
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,279
HE SNORES
360
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:54,519
God.
361
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,439
Zoe? I would, ma'am,
but I wonder about the optics.
362
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,399
God, no-one cares you're gay!
363
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,799
I'm not gay.
364
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,679
Ha! Ma'am, I would be so
incredibly honoured to be...
365
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,119
Nope.
366
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:07,890
I'm pretty sure we both
heard ourselves in the morning.
367
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,559
Pass.
368
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,519
Awkward.
369
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,479
What about Hemsworth?
370
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,239
The one with the big mallet thing.
371
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,439
Ah, he's a no-show, ma'am.
372
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,639
Well, it doesn't matter.
Any one of them will do.
373
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:20,839
Even the short, sad one.
374
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,320
They're all no shows, ma'am.
375
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,920
Shall we get down to business?
376
00:14:28,311 --> 00:14:34,799
REPORTER: Queen Georgiana is just
about to leave for the church.
377
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,759
There'll be much excitement to see
the carriage leave the gates
378
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,439
of Macquarie House.
379
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,639
Built in 1912,
380
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:43,959
the royal carriage was first used
by the Queen's great-grandparents
381
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,800
on their first tour of Austr...
382
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:49,279
This is unexpected. The Queen is
heading to church in a...
383
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,799
Mid-size SUV?!
384
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,479
We were expecting
to use the carriage,
385
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,879
so we sent the limo to pick
up the Portuguese ambassador.
386
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,839
That's why we're in one
of our security cars.
387
00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,759
Oh, well, at least the Portuguese
ambassador will arrive in style,
388
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,959
unlike us - who look like
we've taken a bloody Uber!
389
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,439
Oh, do shut the fuck up, Fred.
390
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,039
Yeah, we should pick up
another fare.
391
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,720
Maybe go halfsies!
392
00:15:08,721 --> 00:15:12,679
REPORTER: As Her Majesty makes her
way to the church,
393
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,319
there's an air of expectation
as people wait for a glimpse
394
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,239
of the Queen in her wedding dress.
395
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,399
It's really something
out of a fairy tale.
396
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,520
CHEERING
397
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,919
Oh, shut up. No, you shut...
398
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,119
Oh, shut up! No, you shut up.
Oh, shut up! You...!
399
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,079
How much longer?
I can't breathe in this dress
400
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,559
and the seat belt's ruining
the fucking veil.
401
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,040
We are nearly there, ma'am.
402
00:15:33,771 --> 00:15:37,599
Good things are happening
all the time.
403
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,199
Things always work out for me.
404
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,279
Good things
are happening all the time.
405
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,919
Things always work...
406
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,560
CHEERING
407
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,880
ENGINE STALLS
408
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,159
HE SIGHS
409
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:54,519
I mean... Oh, fuck me.
410
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,039
Bingo Bobby Christmas.
411
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,319
CHEERING
412
00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,840
CHEERING DROWNS SPEECH
413
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,240
Shut the door.
414
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,199
Such a laughing stock!
415
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,960
Fucking laughing stock, I am.
416
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,159
Well, which way? Where... Where...
417
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,839
I don't know where we're going,
418
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,320
we just have to get in.
419
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,239
We love you, Georgie!
420
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,320
Love you, Georgie!
421
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,320
CHEERING
422
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,999
Thank you.
CHEERING DROWNS SPEECH
423
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,760
Oh, how lovely!
424
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,759
CHUCKLING
425
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,039
That's lovely, isn't it?
426
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,560
Thank you so much.
How are you?
427
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,279
If I'm not back in an hour,
call the police.
428
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:43,039
CHEERING
429
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,679
SCATTERED: Love you. We love you.
430
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,000
ORGAN PLAYS
431
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,080
SHE YELPS
432
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,720
Good luck.
433
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:30,079
Dearly beloved, we are gathered
here in the sight of God
434
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,559
and in the face of this congregation
435
00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:38,959
to join together this man
and this woman in holy matrimony.
436
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,399
You look radiant.
437
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,660
UNDER HER BREATH: No shit.
438
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:47,559
For be ye well assured that so many
as are coupled together other
439
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:51,159
than God's word doth allow
are not joined together by God,
440
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:54,039
neither is their matrimony lawful.
441
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:57,279
Theodore Ace Anderson...
442
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,439
Pretty cool, huh?
443
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:01,119
Ridiculous. ..do you take this woman
444
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,359
to be your lawful...
Why are you sweating?
445
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:04,559
..wedded...
446
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,799
I think I'm just excited.
447
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,679
Well, you're about to become
a royal, and we don't do excited.
448
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,719
..and forsaking all others,
449
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,839
keep thee only unto her
450
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,560
so long as ye both shall live.
451
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:19,920
I do.
452
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:25,839
THUD!
453
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,359
GASPING
454
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:28,439
Teddy. Teddy!
455
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,559
What are you doing?
456
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,599
Oh... No, I'm fine.
457
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,319
What... Fine. Get up, then.
458
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,439
It's just something I ate.
459
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,519
HISSING: Was it a car battery?
Can we do something?
460
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,879
What do we do? I don't know...
I think it's the wrap.
461
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,159
There was no, erm,
462
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,599
sesame seed in that, was there?
463
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:44,879
Course not! It was just lentils
and broccoli and tahini.
464
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,279
We've got a potential medevac.
465
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:49,359
Your Majesty, I believe
tahini is made from sesame seeds.
466
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,559
Of course it's not!
467
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,599
Oh, no, it is.
No, no, no - it's chickpeas.
468
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,199
I think I saw it on
Kitchen Nightmares.
469
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,399
You may be confusing tahini
with falafel, ma'am.
470
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,279
Oh, well, with all
the shouting on that show,
471
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,079
how's anyone supposed
to follow anything?
472
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,640
I'll be fine.
I just, erm, need my EpiPen.
473
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:11,319
Allow me to do the honours, Ace.
474
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,439
GASPING
SHE SCREAMS
475
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,999
The almighty embarrassment.
476
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,439
The whole world watching
477
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:22,159
and now my wedding is ruined
because of a fucking wrap!
478
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,879
This is why people
should not be vegan.
479
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,439
You never hear of anyone
having a meat allergy, do you?
480
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,599
Actually, Alpha-gal syndrome is
particularly...
481
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,159
I'm going to kick
you in your throat.
482
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,519
I mean, my God,
when we get things wrong,
483
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,319
we really go to town, don't we?
484
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,759
Team Shit strikes again.
485
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,600
Just help me, please.
486
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,119
So, what do we do now?
487
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,919
I mean, he said, "I do,"
but you didn't.
488
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,199
So you're only half-married.
489
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,559
I mean, do we have another wedding?
490
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,719
No, we don't have another wedding.
491
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,319
We can't possibly!
We're barely hanging on as it is.
492
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,239
I can only imagine
what my parents will say.
493
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,279
Oh, we could have
the Archbishop come here
494
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,279
and finish the vows
when Teddy gets back.
495
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,839
Providing his face
hasn't blown up like a puffer fish!
496
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,639
Prime Minister, ma'am.
497
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:07,559
Oh, no.
498
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:08,759
Your Majesty.
499
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:13,359
If you are here to talk about
infrastructure, spare me.
500
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:16,559
You may have heard -
we've had a bit of a do this arvo.
501
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:17,679
Yes, ma'am.
502
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,239
Tahini, one. Teddy, nil.
503
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,479
It's been an unprecedented
day, for sure.
504
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,239
And now you're here to gloat.
505
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,199
Well, lap it up, Rebecca.
506
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:29,359
Bathe in the shimmering
glow of my humiliation.
507
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:33,840
Happy now, you miserable
fucking Republican vulture?
508
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,999
My God.
509
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,439
Felt good.
510
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,080
SHE CHUCKLES
511
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,079
Ma'am.
512
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,399
He's gone.
513
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,519
Who?
514
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:44,719
Teddy.
515
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,239
Gone where?
516
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,360
He's passed.
517
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,399
Away. He's passed away.
518
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,679
He's dead.
519
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,080
FAINTLY: He's dead?
520
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:55,640
Teddy's dead?
521
00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:00,839
He's dead from...
522
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,039
From what?
523
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,479
A rapid onset allergic reaction.
524
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,959
But - the EpiPen!
525
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,159
There was no epinephrine
found in his system.
526
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,600
It was somehow empty.
527
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,639
That's...
528
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:13,840
Gone?
529
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,239
Oh.
530
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,999
My.
531
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,639
God.
532
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:24,999
I killed a man. I killed a man.
I killed a man. I killed a man.
533
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,239
Ma'am, in no way are you
responsible.
534
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,399
Honestly, before today,
535
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,239
who the hell even
knew what was in tahini?
536
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,039
I did. I did. I did.
537
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,439
Practically no-one.
538
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:34,759
Chickpeas, sesame seeds -
539
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,159
does anyone really care?
540
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,879
Outside of Teddy,
no-one comes to mind.
541
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,999
And the defective EpiPen obviously
wasn't your fault either.
542
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,559
I'm not sure it was quite
as much defective
543
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:44,799
as it was pre-used.
544
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,839
Pre-used? Dear God!
545
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,079
Have I ever mentioned
how I like to self-medicate?
546
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,239
Stop! Say no more.
547
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,239
OK, ma'am,
Richard Steele is circling.
548
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,639
He can smell blood in the water.
549
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:57,439
Of course he is, because he's
a bloodsucking, avaricious leach.
550
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,959
That reminds me,
I must call my wife.
551
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,919
OK. Perhaps we get out
ahead of anything he has.
552
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,199
We release a teary video
onto our socials and then...
553
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,959
And then that gives us a positive
bump in the right direction.
554
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,159
Oh, that's a good idea, Zoe.
555
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,559
The Queen announces her husband's
death on Tik Tok
556
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,319
while eating a bucket of hot wings?!
557
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,319
TV CHIMES IN BACKGROUND
558
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,719
REPORTER ON TV: ..was captured live
during the ceremony.
559
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,279
GASPING
560
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,560
Oh, God!
561
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:21,919
They were right.
562
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,919
I am a fuckup and a liability.
563
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,999
I prefer headstrong
and unconventional.
564
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,519
I've had some shit days in my time,
565
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:31,919
but, God, this is
the creme de la creme of shit days.
566
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,839
Maybe not as unpleasant as Teddy's.
567
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,359
Right.
568
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:37,159
Teddy.
569
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,839
Well, at least he's been spared
my final humiliation.
570
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,159
Disowned by my family and country.
571
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,519
Not sure that's on par with
fatal anaphylaxis.
572
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,560
Double bacon cheeseburger, no mayo.
573
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,519
Not spat in it, have you?
574
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:53,959
Not this time.
575
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,919
Well, little Georgie Porgy
has done it again, hasn't she?
576
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,039
Oh, have mercy, Fred.
I know what's coming.
577
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,759
There's no need to rub
my nose in it.
578
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:06,119
I'm referring to your uncanny
ability to always land
579
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,720
on your porky little feet.
580
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,399
What are you talking about? Ma'am?
581
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,640
You need to see this.
582
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,239
CROWD SINGING
583
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:20,400
How sweet the sound
584
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:29,880
That saved a wretch like me
585
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,479
I once was lost
586
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,079
But now am found
587
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,720
Was blind...
588
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,719
SINGING FADES OUT
589
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,279
That was incredibly moving.
590
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,799
How beautiful.
That song's a bit depressing.
591
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:45,959
They love you.
592
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,439
They finally love you.
593
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:48,919
It's not for me, it's for Teddy.
594
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,199
No, ma'am. There's so much sympathy
for you right now.
595
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,119
Your likability rating has shot up.
596
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:54,199
For God's sakes, Zoe!
597
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,999
A man has died.
598
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,439
This is not the time to be...
599
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:58,599
How high?
600
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,639
Higher than you'd expect
for a floundering queen
601
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,079
who may or may not be responsible
for her husband's death.
602
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,759
I'll take it.
603
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,919
Does the palace know about this?
604
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,119
They do.
605
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:09,279
And?
606
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:13,119
The message is, at this moment in
time, they are not entirely
607
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,560
displeased with you.
608
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,239
Weiwei, champagne!
609
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,359
We need to celebrate.
And think about Teddy.
610
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:25,720
Think about Teddy.
611
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,919
Going to mourn.
612
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,360
With champagne.
613
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,799
INDISTINCT
614
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,359
I guess we're staying - for now.
615
00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:42,959
The thought of being sent
home to my wife sends shivers
616
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,960
down my spine,
so try not to balls it up, ma'am.
617
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,599
No promises.
618
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,719
Right, you lot.
619
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,710
Looks like we're stuck
with each other.
620
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,719
Here's to Team Shit.
621
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,799
ALL: To Team Shit.
And Teddy.
622
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,199
And Teddy. Right.
623
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,400
And Teddy.
624
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,479
HE GROANS
625
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:14,640
What happening?
626
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,639
It must be the grief.
627
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,570
AMUSED: I mean,
you can't be pregnant.
628
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,759
MUSIC: Flexin'
by Tkay Maidza
629
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,519
I just step in
630
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,399
No conscience
631
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,680
And I do it
632
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,440
This is Tkay
633
00:25:32,441 --> 00:25:36,359
I don't have a conscience,
and I won't act responsible
634
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,799
When I pull up, I'm flexin'
635
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,799
You just do what
you're supposed to do
636
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,759
I don't have a conscience,
and I won't act responsible
637
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,359
When I pull up, I'm flexin'
638
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,399
When I pull up, pull up
639
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,559
Regular, regular
640
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,559
You're so regular
I am no short of spectacular
641
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:50,719
Break it up, break it up
642
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,839
All of the cash,
stacking up fast, see me, I
643
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:53,999
Set it up, set it up
644
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,719
Look at my bag, look at my hair
645
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,199
And I got multiple cellulars
646
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,159
One for Japan, one for your man
647
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,799
I do what I want with
no conscience
648
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,119
Name on my neck and I'm ballin'
649
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:03,620
Minding my business as always.
650
00:26:03,650 --> 00:26:08,200
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