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Hello. I'm Princess Georgiana.
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Queen of Australia!
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Unbelievable.
You vomit on one little girl...
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CLAMOURING
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I-I-I-I HA-A-A-A-ATE AUSTRALIA!
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You're going to be amazing.
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Am I?! Team Queen!
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I'm going to have you killed.
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There's a new queen waiting
to burst out, apparently.
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And she's not going to put
another foot wrong.
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IMITATES AUSTRALIAN ACCENT:
I'm the Prime Minister! And I'm just perfect!
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Even in this...
10,000-miles-from-home
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dust bowl of an inferno.
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Your Majesty.
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MEN SCREAM
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Oh, this poxy country! What now?
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My apologies.
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I didn't realise you were
entertaining again.
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Can you believe this?
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No, no.
I thought you'd have gone by now.
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I thought, as a surprise,
I'd wake up with you this time.
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Well, as you can see,
I don't like surprises. Mm.
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Last night was amazing.
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Mm. From what I remember,
you ticked all the boxes.
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Well, if you'd like
your box ticked again...
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Don't - I can't bear innuendo.
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You should probably get going
before anyone else sees you. Yep.
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And I need to get
ready to visit a...
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..refugee resettlement centre.
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Can't wait for you
to meet my parents.
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Why, are they resettled refugees?
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No, but seeing as this is
a thing now, I know...
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No, this isn't a thing.
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Far from a thing.
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But you said you wanted
to do this every day.
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I said the same thing
about the Peloton.
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Look. Josh.
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Who's Josh?
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Not Josh. That's not your name.
Jack.
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Neither is that.
I know, because your name is Joe.
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It's not. Not finished. Joe-l.
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How can you seriously not
know my name? I do know your name.
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It's one of those
cool surfer names like...
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..Zach. It's Zach. It's not Zach.
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Chad? No. Bon.
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You know, I honestly thought
we had a connection.
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We do. We do.
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Which is why...
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..I'm going to give you this.
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An ashtray?
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Not just any ashtray.
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This is a royal heirloom
of an ashtray.
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Mm. Yeah. I mean, it may just be
any ashtray - but, either way,
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consider this a heartfelt thank you
from me to you.
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By the way, it's Augustus.
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Augustus!
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Huh! Really?!
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That's not remotely cool.
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Anyhoo, catch you later, mate.
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I think that went well.
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Yes, as tours of refugee
resettlement centres go,
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that's in my top three.
And who doesn't love a date?
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Bleurgh! That's like chewing syrup.
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Ma'am, I have got something that
you are really, really, really...
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Shut up and say it. Right.
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The Reserve Bank have confirmed
the unveiling ceremony for your new $5 note.
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Some positive momentum, finally!
Where is it?
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I want to see it. Is it good?
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Er, well, we haven't seen it yet,
but they're sending one over.
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You know, it might really upset
my mother, having her $5 note replaced with mine.
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Fingers crossed!
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Some people say that we're giving
the Queen a hard time, but I think
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this is all in the public interest.
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Aussies can't relate to some
squealing bird who was given things
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from Mummy and Daddy on a platter.
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What are we going to do
about this prick?
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Richard bloody Steele and his
news empire - he's killing me!
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Maybe, Ma'am, you should not concern
yourself with what's out there and just let me handle it.
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Mm! Cos you're doing
a bang-up job so far, Zoe.
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Yesterday it was mutton
dressed as ma'am.
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The day before that,
they were savaging me for being the world's only unmarried queen.
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Why on earth does he care?
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He doesn't, but it makes
for great headlines,
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and the public aren't used to
their sovereign being so...um...
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So what? Busty.
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I know she's the Queen,
but get off the grass!
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Spending $25,000 on British
chocolate - who does that?
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Oh, piss off - you've tasted that
waxy shit they sell over here.
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I just don't think the average
Australian can get their head around that kind of extravagance.
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I mean, sure, I've made a buck
or two along the way...
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Or 30 billion!
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..but at heart I'm just
a regular bloke from Brissie.
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Invite him to dinner.
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Here. What for?!
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Look at him! He promotes himself
as a man of the people.
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He'll never accept.
Everyone accepts.
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He's also dangerous. He's a shark.
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Well, that's lucky
because I'm a shark charmer.
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That's not a thing, is it?
Snake charmer.
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It doesn't matter, though,
because I'm very charming.
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Still very much not a good idea.
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That's exactly what they said
about going for cocktails with the King of Djibouti.
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There is no King of Djibouti.
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There was that night.
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Your Majesty.
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How was the visit?
They gave us dates.
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Ah, dates. They call them
nature's caramel, you know.
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Don't be a bore, Bernard. Quite.
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Rumours abound of you...
fornicating with the staff.
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With respect, Ma'am,
this will not do.
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Fornicating? Who are you? Moses?!
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You've been the focus of enough
salacious headlines
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in the past to realise what
could happen if word got out
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about a dalliance between
the Queen and her help.
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I didn't take you for a snob,
but it suits you.
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I don't make the rules, Ma'am.
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Rules are made to be broken.
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I'm sorry you had to hear that,
Augustus.
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It was rude and insensitive.
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No worries. Just glad you
remembered my name this time.
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I'm a quick study.
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I get off work at nine if you...
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Why don't you just clock off now?
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Yeah, I guess I could do that.
Because you're fired.
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What?! That's right.
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And I obviously have self-control
issues that I should probably be working on, but - ha, me!
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It's just easier this way.
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You know?
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For me.
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WHISPERS: We have to let him go.
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NORMAL: Suppose Weiwei dobbed me in.
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Well, for the record, it wasn't me.
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Well, how could it have been?
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I saw him coming out of your room.
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Good Lord. Did you really?
How tawdry!
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And there's me hoping you'd find me
the last word in elegant mystery.
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I think that ship sailed -
all the way to Djibouti.
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With respect, Ma'am.
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You come off a little judgy
for a bodyguard.
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Don't tell me you've never
thrown caution to the wind
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one balmy evening
with a foreign dignitary.
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If you're referring to my dalliance
with the Venezuelan general,
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it was one night during a coup
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and we both regretted
it in the morning.
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Oh...my...God.
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Maybe it's a prank. Yeah!
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Yeah, I'm sure it's just the Reserve
Bank having their usual muck about.
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Classic! How could they use the
wrong portrait on the note?
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I mean, I know I definitely
gave them...
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..the wrong one.
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Oh, my God. I'm screwed.
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CLICK, SOFT BUZZER
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DOOR OPENS
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The Prime Minister, Ma'am.
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Your Majesty.
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Call me Georgie.
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Shall I call you Becky?
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I...don't think either suggestion
is appropriate, Ma'am.
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Off to a fun start.
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I don't think these meetings
are supposed to be fun.
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Not that I'd know,
since we haven't had one yet.
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Yeah, sorry about that. I've been
busy trying to get out of them.
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Right.
Shall we get down to business?
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Take it away.
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There's an upcoming vote
in Parliament to fund
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new childhood cancer research.
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All right, keep it light.
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It's set to pass unanimously.
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Both sides of the House
are in agreement.
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It's a rare occurrence.
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That seems to have caught
your attention, Ma'am.
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Hm?
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Oh, no.
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No, not at all. I was just
wondering if I could still get away with wearing leather trousers.
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Excuse me?
I mean, is there a cut-off age?
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Forgive me, but we're here
to discuss affairs of state, Ma'am.
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Forgive me. Do carry on.
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Starting in the second quarter
of next year,
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the single-parent allowance
is set to increase by 4.6%, bringing us in line with...
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, I just...
I just can't with this.
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It is singularly dull. I'm sorry
you find the idea of lifting single family homes out of poverty boring.
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It does reflect quite badly
on me, doesn't it?
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Let's just keep
that between us gals.
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You do know I'm a Republican?
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What are you going to do?
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Granted, neither of us
want to be here,
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but, as it is our
constitutional duty, let us move on to infrastructure.
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Can we just pop a pin
in it until next week?
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My new banknote's arrived. Exciting!
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I'm desperate to see it -
I may pee a little.
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CLICK, SOFT BUZZER
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DOOR OPENS
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Prime Minister is leaving.
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OK...
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To your earlier query, Ma'am -
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if you have to ask if there's
a cut-off age for leather trousers,
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you've already passed it.
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Noted.
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I wonder if people will start
referring to them by my name.
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ATTEMPTS AUSTRALIAN ACCENT:
Crikey, I already gave you a couple of Georgies
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to buy some more tinnies,
you cheap drongo! NORMAL: What do you think?
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Aussies don't speak
or walk like that, Ma'am.
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ATTEMPTS AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: Not yet.
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OK!
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I'm ready to see mon visage.
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This is a prank.
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The Reserve Bank strikes again.
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It's not a prank, Ma'am.
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It must be - because, of the
two portraits commissioned,
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that definitely is not
the one I chose.
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I accidentally approved
the wrong one.
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You accidentally did what now?
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To be honest, though, Ma'am, I
really don't think there's that much of a difference between them.
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Really, Zoe? You don't see the
difference between this...
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..and this?
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Hm?
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Because this looks like me
on a good day 15 years ago.
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This looks like I've just escaped
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from the fucking asylum!
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Ginger eyebrows?!
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Oh, well, they'll just have
to destroy all those and print the correct ones.
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The thing is... The notes have
already been printed and distributed to banks around the country.
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So unprint and undistribute them.
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I get that you're less than pleased,
Ma'am, but millions of dollars
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have already been spent
on producing these notes.
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I'm unclear of your point.
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Well, my point is, wouldn't it be
wasteful to spend all that money
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on changing them
when you could spend it on more pressing national concerns?
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You wouldn't be saying that
if it was your gormless,
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haggard old medieval face
on every $5 note!
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Who cares how much it costs?!
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Just change it!
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Is it just me thinking
we should prank them back?
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SHE LAUGHS
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I didn't think he'd accept.
Of course he accepted.
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Richard Steele is just like everyone
else when they get a royal invite -
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squeal with excitement,
tell everyone they know, and buy new shoes.
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This is a bad idea.
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It shouldn't take much to win
him over. He is, after all...
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ATTEMPTS AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: .."just
a regular bloke from Brissie."
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Then we can watch
the good publicity roll in.
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He controls the largest media
conglomerate in Australia.
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He's not the editor in chief
of the Goondiwindi Post.
245
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The Goody-whatty-what?
246
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Hunting! Excuse me? Tell him you
like hunting. But I don't.
247
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It is a barbaric practice favoured
only by the stupid and the sadistic.
248
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No wonder my family
enjoy it so much.
249
00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:44,600
Well, you could just say that
you do - to impress him...
250
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..because he's a hunter.
He loves hunting. He hunts.
251
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My God, I find you irritating.
252
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Your Majesty.
May I present Mr Richard Steele?
253
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Mr Steele.
How lovely of you to join us.
254
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Are those new shoes?
255
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HE CHUCKLES
We're bloody killing it these days.
256
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,720
And you want to know why
I'm such a massive success?
257
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Because I give people what they want
from their news, not what they need.
258
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,760
And, er...if I may speak freely,
Ma'am? Do, do.
259
00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:15,240
I simply cannot get enough
of the absolute balls up that you're making of things.
260
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Ha-ha! Perhaps that's
a little too free.
261
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,080
Revenues are through the roof.
262
00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:23,640
Oh, and this new story about how
you want to reprint the $5 note
263
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because you don't like your picture?
264
00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:28,360
You are the gift that
keeps on giving, Ma'am.
265
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,840
Well, I don't know where
you've got that idea from,
266
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but it must be fun to speculate.
267
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,520
Would you excuse me just one moment?
268
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,800
Well, this is a nightmare.
The man won't budge.
269
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,200
I've tried humility,
flattery, sorcery.
270
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:43,840
Did you mention the hunting? I'm not
saying I hunt, you fucking dullard!
271
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How about a little bribery?
272
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,920
Don't we have a knighthood
or something I can slap him round the face with?
273
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,680
Er, there's Order of Australia.
Excellent! Go get one.
274
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It's not really... Just GO!
275
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DOOR OPENS
276
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I do apologise.
277
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SHE CHUCKLES
278
00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,440
Now, where were we?
279
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Oh! Yes.
280
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,800
I was just telling you
how much I love this country.
281
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Well, that makes two of us.
282
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I do. I love it.
283
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:11,640
I was just thinking how wonderful it
would be if it were to love me back.
284
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Right!
How do you see that happening?
285
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,400
Oh... I don't know.
286
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,640
I suppose one way would be...
287
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..I honour you with
the Order of Australia,
288
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then your media outlets
could stop treating me
289
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like I'm some paedo terrorist.
290
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,160
Are you suggesting a quid pro quo?
291
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,000
Who could ever say?
292
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,680
Well, that'd be you, Ma'am.
293
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,440
Because it sounds like you
just tried to bribe me.
294
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,760
No!
295
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,320
Ha! No, no - no, no, no, no, no!
296
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:46,480
No medals, no bribery,
no quid pro quo.
297
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:49,840
I don't even speak Latin.
Dead language. Who's got time for that? Not me.
298
00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,480
I'm too busy hunting!
299
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,120
STEELE CHUCKLES
300
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,120
Hunting and killing.
301
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,240
That's one of mine.
302
00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:58,640
It's a salmon.
303
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,680
Ah. Fish hunting - I do that, too.
304
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:04,000
You mean fishing?
Not the way I do it.
305
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,680
You ever hunt a kangaroo?
306
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:06,920
Does a bear shit in the woods?
307
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,320
Better not when I'm around
because I'll have shot it dead
308
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,640
before it can wipe its arse.
309
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,360
HE LAUGHS
310
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,120
THEY BOTH LAUGH
311
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,840
Well, well, well, I might have
had you pegged all wrong.
312
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:20,080
I was thinking you
were just a stuck-up incompetent waste of space.
313
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:23,840
And I took you for an avaricious,
insufferable old bore!
314
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,800
THEY LAUGH
315
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,120
How wrong we both were! Wrong.
316
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:31,600
Yeah, well, maybe we can find a way
of working to our mutual benefit.
317
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,320
Are you suggesting...
318
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,840
..a quid pro quo?
319
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,360
Who could ever say?
320
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,760
I'm taking my mother roo hunting
this weekend. You should join us.
321
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,400
What do you reckon we roll our
sleeves up and get our hands...
322
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,320
"Nice and bloody"?!
323
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:49,120
That's how our hands will be
after we've been hunting -
324
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,760
"nice and bloody".
325
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,440
That's disgusting. Yes. It is.
326
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,920
As you will soon discover,
because you're coming with me.
327
00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,800
No, I can't go hunting.
No - I'm vegan.
328
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,160
Well, I suggest you load up
on hemp balls, Pollyanna,
329
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,960
because you're going
to need your energy.
330
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,600
Another day, another dip
in the polls for Queen Georgiana.
331
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,320
She wants to recall the $5 note
332
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,560
because she doesn't
like the picture.
333
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,080
I mean, what an egomaniac.
334
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,920
This is going to cost our bank
millions of dollars
335
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,760
so she can look prettier
on our $5 note.
336
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:24,840
No!
337
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,040
Oh, yuck.
338
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,560
Oh, my - is that a man?
339
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,800
It doesn't look good to me.
It doesn't look good at all.
340
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,600
HE LAUGHS
341
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,880
The entitlement of this -
I'm just furious.
342
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:36,000
She is treating our currency
343
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,560
like her private Instagram.
344
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,520
"I don't like my picture.
I want a new filter."
345
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,960
Was that the first time she saw
the photo, or did she saw...
346
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,760
Did she see the photo... She would
have had to see the photo. Exactly.
347
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,160
So it's just a waste of money.
348
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,240
You need to let go of this idea
of changing the note.
349
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,640
Absolutely not!
350
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,040
Public opinion
is trending against it!
351
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,440
You can't trust the public -
they don't know anything!
352
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,240
With the greatest respect, Ma'am,
353
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,600
where YOU'RE concerned,
public opinion is everything.
354
00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,920
They are our litmus test
and our scoreboard all in one.
355
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,040
I grew up in the public eye.
356
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,080
A little fat ginger princess.
357
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,880
The lesser of the two royals.
358
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,600
And while my golden child
of a brother could do no wrong,
359
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,760
I was vilified for wearing glasses
and eating crisps.
360
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,760
The only words of encouragement I
got from my largely absent parents
361
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:19,680
were, "Well, darling, no-one
likes a four-eyed tubster!"
362
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,840
So, with the greatest respect,
Zoe...
363
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,680
..while public opinion
may be everything,
364
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:29,120
the public can be ignorant
and shallow and cruel.
365
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:32,840
And if they think I'm going to allow
my ascendancy to this throne
366
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:36,240
be commemorated with a pocket-sized
opportunity to mock me
367
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,240
every time they pay
for their macchiato,
368
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,360
they're very much mistaken.
369
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,920
Now...
370
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,720
..set up a meeting
at the Reserve Bank
371
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:48,680
at which I will tell them they must
reprint all the notes.
372
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:52,200
And if they question this
catastrophically vain
373
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,440
and reckless course of action,
374
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,360
I will kindly remind them
375
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,360
THAT I'M THE FUCKING QUEEN!
376
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,720
I mean...
377
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,520
..she did love her crisps.
378
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,800
Your Majesty. Don't get up,
Mr Walsh. This won't take long.
379
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,240
I believe you know why I'm here.
380
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,560
Indeed I do, Ma'am.
381
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,600
So allow me to get to
the heart of the matter.
382
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,800
Setting aside your obvious upset
at the unfortunate mix-up,
383
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,320
it is my duty to remind you
that your role as queen -
384
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,920
while clearly a
benefit to Australia -
385
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,240
is purely ceremonial
386
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,480
in terms of your relationship
with the Reserve Bank,
387
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:05,200
making your views immaterial.
388
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,840
Any further interference
regarding the banknotes
389
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:11,040
could be considered a violation
of federal laws
390
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,400
and leave you open to prosecution.
391
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,880
Oh, well, if you can't do it,
you can't do it.
392
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,480
Bye!
393
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,280
It was worth a try!
394
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,560
Who fancies a froyo?
395
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:38,000
MUSIC: Big Rock Candy Mountain
by Harry McClintock
396
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,760
One evening, as the sun went down
397
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,480
And the jungle fire was burning
398
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,920
Down the track came a hobo hiking
399
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,840
And he said, boys, I'm not turning
400
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,720
I'm headed for a land
that's far away
401
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,200
Beside the crystal fountains
402
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,840
So come with me
We'll go and see
403
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,840
The Big Rock Candy Mountains...
404
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,600
You all right there, Grizzly Adams?
405
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,240
This feels so wrong.
406
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,920
I worked for the Humane Society
in Oatley when I left uni.
407
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,560
If they could see me now...
408
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,760
We are in the middle
of bum-fuck nowhere.
409
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,440
I think your secret's safe here.
410
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,560
Ma'am, I apologise in advance if my
anxiety gets the better of me today
411
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:15,960
and I don't use proper protocol.
412
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,720
Your lack of ceremony will be
the least of our problems today.
413
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,400
VEHICLE APPROACHES
414
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,680
Your Majesty, I'd like you
to meet my mother, June.
415
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,720
Well, this is lovely.
Pleasure to meet you.
416
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,120
You're holding it upside down, son.
417
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,600
We've got a lovely day for it.
418
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,200
You like to hunt, June?
419
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,640
Oh, she likes to do more than
just hunt, don't you, Mum?
420
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:42,000
Yeah - like to skin 'em, too.
421
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:46,400
Nothing better than being elbow-deep
in the entrails of a wild beast
422
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,440
and walking away with a new rug.
423
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,560
All right, should we get going?
424
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,080
Go on!
425
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,720
Good boy. Ha-ha!
426
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,760
Is there anything more peaceful
than...
427
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,960
..being out here just
at one with nature?
428
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,280
LOUD GUNSHOT
429
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,760
Got the bastard!
Go get him, Oscar - go get him!
430
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,360
OSCAR BARKS
431
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,400
You certainly are at home
with a gun in your hands.
432
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,440
Ooh, you should see her
with a bow and arrow. Oh!
433
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,080
Stick an apple on his head
and I'll split it at 30 yards.
434
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,640
Oh! Maybe later, but that's
definitely happening.
435
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:21,320
So, Richard, I was just very keen to
pick up on our last discussion...
436
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,960
LOUD GUNSHOT
437
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,000
Got it! Go get him, Oscar!
438
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,480
Oh, great, now I'm deaf.
439
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,000
BARKING
440
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,400
I'm just saying, it makes
sense, doesn't it?
441
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,720
The Queen and the media
mogul working together for their mutual benefit.
442
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,760
Too easy! Sh!
443
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,600
Here he is. What is it?
444
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,840
It's a kangaroo, you idiot.
445
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,240
It's beautiful.
446
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,960
This is the big buck I've been
trying to get for the last year.
447
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,080
He is really sneaky...
WHISPERS: ..so keep quiet.
448
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:53,360
LOUDLY: Absolutely - we wouldn't
want it to hop away before we blast its head off.
449
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,520
BIRDS CALL
450
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,120
HE COUGHS LOUDLY
451
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,160
Oh...
452
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:00,320
Oh, for fuck's sake!
453
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,560
My bad. Right, that's it.
We're splitting up.
454
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,040
Better get your rifles
out of your arses
455
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:09,560
because no-one's going home
until we bag that roo!
456
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,000
I'm in actual hell.
457
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,280
Oh, no, it's all right, I've got it.
458
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,320
Ah!
459
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,400
We're not really going
to shoot anything, are we?
460
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,080
No, of course we're not
going to shoot anything!
461
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,480
God, I'm starving.
Well, you're in luck.
462
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,680
Pretty sure roo burgers
will be on the menu later.
463
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,800
You realise your anxiety's
gone to the next level?
464
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,520
Sorry. It's all right. Please
don't spoil it by apologising.
465
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,160
How are we going to get out of this?
466
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:41,040
Well, we could just fire off a
shot and say the roo ran away.
467
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,960
Oh, that's a very good idea, Ma'am.
468
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,000
Where? Anywhere.
469
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,840
LOUD GUNSHOT
470
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,400
PAINED ANIMAL CALL
471
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:55,520
You shot the roo.
472
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,360
It was an accident.
You killed the roo.
473
00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:00,080
You told me to fire off a shot.
Yes, but not at the bloody roo!
474
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,560
I wasn't trying to shoot the roo!
475
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:02,880
There's only one thing out here
476
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,520
we didn't want to shoot
and you shot it!
477
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:05,800
It was your idea!
478
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,320
You are an awful, awful man!
479
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,720
ROO WHIMPERS
480
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,720
Oh, my God. It's not dead!
481
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:12,800
HE GASPS
482
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,080
Look what you've done!
You've not killed it!
483
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,800
You just said you didn't
want me to kill it!
484
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:20,800
I didn't want you to shoot it but,
if you were going to shoot it, you should have shot it and killed it,
485
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,480
not shot it and not killed it!
Oh, my head is exploding!
486
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,680
It is writhing in agony!
487
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,240
What are we going to do?
488
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,880
Shoot it and kill it, not shoot
it and not kill it again!
489
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,200
Why do I have to do it?
I already shot it once.
490
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,440
Exactly.
491
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,120
HE GRUNTS SHAKILY
492
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,640
ROO WHIMPERS
493
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:46,400
I can't do it. Oh-ho! My God,
look at the eyes!
494
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,320
Look, he's looking at me.
495
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,520
Oh, I feel sick.
496
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,320
God, you are absolutely the most
useless thing on this planet!
497
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,440
Give it to me.
498
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:54,760
Give! It! To! Me!
499
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:01,120
Oh, my God,
I see what you mean about the eyes!
500
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:02,440
I can't do it!
501
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,560
Maybe we could save him!
What?! How?!
502
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,240
Well, he's not looking too bad -
we could get him to a vet.
503
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,640
We can get him to a kangaroo vet.
504
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,720
Yes! Yes, there must
be one around here.
505
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,120
We will get him to a kangaroo
vet and we will save him.
506
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,400
You hear that, boy?
We're going to get you some help.
507
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,120
Everything's going to be OK.
508
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:18,160
Holy shit!
509
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,360
LOUD GUNSHOT
510
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,360
Oh!
511
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,960
That's it, you beauties,
one last shot.
512
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,960
Now, I'm not going
to lie to you guys.
513
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,040
You had me really worried at first.
514
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:35,000
But I tell you, dropping
a roo from that distance,
515
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,680
and then going in close range,
looking him right in the eyes
516
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,760
and blowing his brains out!
517
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,120
You kidding me?
518
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:43,320
I assure you, I couldn't make it up.
519
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,400
Your Majesty...
520
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,400
HE EXHALES
521
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,040
..you are a stone-cold savage.
522
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,680
I'm all in.
523
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,440
Who's ready for some roo burgers?
524
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,800
HE GAGS
525
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,800
Oh.
526
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,320
CLAMOURING
527
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,720
The note is officially
in circulation, Ma'am.
528
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,120
And may I commend you
on your very convincing speech,
529
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:19,360
which can't have been easy for you,
given how, shall we say,
530
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,160
viscerally you feel about it?
531
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,200
Mm. Know when to hold 'em,
know when to fold 'em.
532
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,240
Know when to walk away? Quite.
533
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,440
And, lucky for me,
I never carry cash,
534
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,440
so I'll never have to look at
that rancid image again. Hm!
535
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:32,800
Thank you, Peter.
536
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:36,000
And, er,
well done on the Kenny Rogers catch!
537
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,400
HE CHUCKLES
538
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,800
Can we leave, please?
539
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,880
The whole place
smells of mini quiche.
540
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,440
Who's going to tell her
that's her official portrait?
541
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,960
God, not me.
I'd rather shoot another kangaroo.
542
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,400
TV CHANNELS CHANGING
543
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,440
..the ongoing... No, thank you.
..the housing crisis...
544
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,760
No. Boring.
545
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,960
..couldn't expect it to be...
Commitment ceremony? Yes, please.
546
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:02,240
So...I'm staying.
547
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,720
That's... That's easy.
548
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,360
Yeah! Whoo!
549
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:08,560
Coming up after the break,
our couples...
550
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,080
We had a few nights together
and the banter was great and...
551
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,880
Oh, no. ..I honestly
thought we had a thing.
552
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,480
But she lured me in,
553
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,680
she spat me out.
554
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,720
And to shut me up, she gave me this.
555
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:19,920
Oh, no!
556
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,040
Which may or may not be
557
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,240
a royal heirloom.
558
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,760
Stunning revelations there.
559
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,480
And coming up, leaked photos
560
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:26,720
of Queen Georgiana
561
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,640
that have animal rights activists
562
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:29,880
up in arms.
563
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,040
FU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UCK!
564
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,720
Oh, no
565
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,640
Whose big idea was this, huh?
566
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,280
Oh, no
567
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:40,840
We had a good thing
568
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,720
Now it looks like
we're stuck with it
569
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,200
Oh, no
570
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:47,040
The vandal, too hot to handle
571
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,640
The vandal, too hot to handle
Oh, no
572
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,520
The vandal, too hot to handle
573
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,320
The vandal, too hot to handle
Oh, no
574
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,800
The vandal, too hot to handle
575
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,400
The vandal, too hot to handle...
576
00:26:00,450 --> 00:26:05,000
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