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Yum, cereal.
Thank you, Mrs. Ripp!
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Aw. So nice to hear someone
say "Thank you" every morning.
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Thank you.
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And for that one,
you get an extra cookie.
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(GASPS) Thank you.
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Okay, we can stop now.
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Thank you.
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Where's Dad?
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Oh. He had an early meeting
and he's working late.
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They're launching
a new Schmeat product.
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Oh, to be a fly on the wall
for that meeting.
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You mean
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the "Schmeating"?
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(LAUGHING)
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What? This is
no laughing matter.
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Everyone in this town
eats Schmeat,
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but no one knows
what's really in it.
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Don't any of you
find that suspicious?
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I find it suspicious
that you find it suspicious.
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But what are we really eating?
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I'm eating cereal right now.
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Actually, your father
being so busy works out
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because there's
a new series I wanna binge,
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but it's too intense for him.
You know your father.
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He's all about the baking shows.
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Yeah, he even looks away
when they sharpen their knives.
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So what's the show you wanna watch?
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Well, it's called The Ladder,
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and it's a drama
based on a true story about a husband
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who gets in
an argument with his wife,
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then mysteriously falls off
a ladder into a hot tub
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and is viciously pecked by sparrows.
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You had me at "pecked."
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Fantastic! Frankie, you in?
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Sorry, but falling off a ladder
is too close to falling down a manhole.
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I don't need to relive that drama.
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Oh, baby, no one does.
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Any other takers?
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I've got way too much S.W.E.A.T.I.
business to think about ladders.
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And I'm studying lacrosse.
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I'm trying to learn everything
about lacrosse, so I can make friends.
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But, Pretty, we're your friends.
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(CHUCKLES)
Aw. You're more like family.
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-Aw.
-And family isn't enough.
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Oh.
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-I need a guy friend.
-Hey, you can join S.W.E.A.T.I.
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-Carson and me are guys.
-I was thinking someone in my grade.
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Okay, picky.
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Time for school.
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Scary, I'll have
the popcorn ready when you get home.
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Great, I like mine burnt and spicy.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, you're serious.
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I'll make two batches.
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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SCREAMS)
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How does this sound?
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"Way to move the ball around
the perimeter in practice yesterday."
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It sounds boring. So they'll love it.
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I think it sounds great. Good luck.
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I'm nervous.
I really want them to like me.
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There's nothing to be nervous about.
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You've got this.
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I'm so nervous for him.
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I don't usually have emotions,
but I am, too.
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(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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Way to move
the ball around the perimeter
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in practice yesterday.
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(CONTINUE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
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-That didn't work at all.
-Because they didn't hear you.
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Go back and speak up.
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Hey, guys!
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Oh.
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Hey, Pretty. 'Sup?
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Nothing!
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Let's agree
to never talk about this.
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I might have the perfect plan.
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I'm gonna match Pretty up with a friend.
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He already knows Dio,
so we're gonna go for him.
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This'll be so easy.
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Uh, Frankie,
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like, maybe you shouldn't do that.
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Uh, Brian, like,
what are you talking about?
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You're forcing friendships.
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You gotta be like water
and just flow, man.
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Don't meddle with the universe.
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I am not meddling
with the universe, man.
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I'm just manipulating one friend
to alter the course of events
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to make him friends
with another friend.
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Uh, dude, that's meddling.
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It's not meddling. It's helping.
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Uh, dude, that's denial.
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Dude!
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Can you believe Brian?
He has some nerve.
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How dare he tell me
what to do with my friends?
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If anyone's meddling, he's meddling.
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-And even worse, he's dude-splaining!
-(WIND WHOOSHING)
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Whoa.
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I just did that, didn't I?
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Yeah, I think your little hissy fit
made your wind powers kick in.
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Maybe. Are you okay, Mr. Huerta?
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Okay, let's do this.
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Pretty? We're gonna make you a friend.
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I want a real friend.
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Not just a shirt friend.
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Trust me. Put it on.
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Have fun, you two.
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Now you say something,
and I'm gonna laugh.
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Something!
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(BOTH LAUGH LOUDLY)
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What's so funny?
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Pretty! He is hysterical.
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He's, like, so funny I can't even say
what he said without laughing.
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It was just something!
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(BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING)
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Hey, that jersey is sick, Pretty.
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-I didn't know you played lacrosse.
-I... I don't.
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But he's been practicing a lot.
Maybe you can show him some moves?
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I'd be down for that.
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-How about after school?
-Really? That would be amazing!
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But we're supposed
to go rollerblading later.
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Layla...
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...this is a matter of lacrosse!
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-Let's go.
-Yeah!
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-DIO: Yeah! Whoo!
-Whoo!
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What just happened?
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Pretty just made a friend.
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I guess I'll go
rollerblading by myself
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and hold my own hand.
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Have fun!
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Why is the water tower
on the mystery board, Remy?
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Isn't it just water?
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That's what they want you to think.
This town is full of mysteries.
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Speaking of weird stuff,
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am I the only one
seeing Scary popping out of that closet?
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It's my bedroom
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which I can't nap in
because you're too loud.
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This is a top-secret meeting.
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Nothing screams "top-secret" like
a giant board in your sister's room.
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Okay, we need
to investigate Schmeat.
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-They could put anything in that stuff.
-Whoa!
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You think they use the rare
spotted pickle frog as an ingredient?
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We can't rule it out.
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Carson, I've got the job for you.
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You're gonna set this up
outside the factory.
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Ooh. The Nikoff
J113 surveillance camera?
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But that's so expensive!
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Ah, S.W.E.A.T.I. business
has been booming.
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Also, I sold your telescope.
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Awesome! Wait, what?
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You see that door? I'm guessing
it's some sort of Schmeat delivery door.
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So after you set up the camera,
we'll see who goes in and out.
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-Why do I have to set up the camera?
-Because I'll be monitoring the feed.
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See, this is why we're the perfect team.
I'm the brains. You're the brawn.
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-What does "brawn" mean?
-Muscle.
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Yeah, it does.
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Please stop that.
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If somebody asks you what you're doing,
you say,
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"This is a nature cam
to study the rare spotted pickle frog."
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I've wanted to see that frog
my whole life!
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I love frogs so much.
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You understand
that's just our cover story, right?
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I also love pickles.
And Granny Smith apples.
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Anything green, really.
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Except for leprechauns.
They freak me out.
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Yep. You're definitely the brawn.
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Aw yeah, I am.
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NARRATOR: (ON TV) Did Genna
push her husband off the ladder,
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or did Ian lose his balance?
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Find out some answers, but not all,
on the next episode of The Ladder.
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-(IAN SCREAMS, THUDS)
-(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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Whoa.
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-Yep. But I don't think she did it.
-What? I do.
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She seems shady,
and they just had that argument
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about who started the argument.
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But remember, the doctor said,
"Ian had legs like a giraffe
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"and he should stay away
from ladders all together."
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We have to watch another episode.
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Oh, Scary,
we said we'd only watch two.
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How many have we watched?
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Six.
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So you're saying one more?
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-Don't you have homework?
-Done.
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Still, it's a school night.
You should get some sleep.
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I don't have to shower in the morning,
and I'll wear my school clothes to bed.
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That'll save an hour.
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Nope. I'm going to be the adult.
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Let's just shut it down
and call it a night.
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One more.
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Then straight to bed after two.
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I mean one.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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You ready?
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Oh! I was born ready.
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(BOTH EXCLAIM AND LAUGH)
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DIO: Whoo!
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You are so lucky to live with Pretty.
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-I am?
-Totally.
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At breakfast,
what does he put on his toast?
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He's a bagel guy.
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Ooh, so sophisticated!
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(BOTH SQUEAL AND GIGGLE)
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See, Brian?
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Everything worked out.
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Pretty and Dio are buddies,
and now Pretty has female admirers.
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And you told me
not to meddle with the universe.
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Well, the universe
seems to be doing just fine.
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Uh... (CHUCKLES)
Maybe you should tell Layla that.
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You blew me off yesterday
to hang with Pretty.
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You didn't text last night,
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and now
I'm being forced to leave you a...
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(GAGS) Voicemail.
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You're turning me into my mother!
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Call me.
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She's probably overreacting.
I'm sure everything's fine.
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There you are.
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I brought my rollerblades
if you wanna go skate after school?
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Aw, man. I'm so sorry.
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But I just made plans
with my bro to get boba.
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We should call it "bro-ba"!
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-Oh. Later, bro-ba!
-Later, bro-ba!
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PRETTY: Whoo-hoo!
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Uh, next time, instead of meddling,
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just let the universe
do its thing, dude.
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Don't you have
anywhere else to be, dude?
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Hey. What's up?
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Nothing.
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It's like suddenly
Dio would rather spend
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all his time with Pretty than with me.
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You know what? I can fix this.
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Why? You had nothing
to do with it.
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Yeah, nothing.
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But it's kinda like when you see
a car on the side of the highway,
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and you have to
pull over and help them out.
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So I'm a broken car?
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No, no, no.
You're just have a flat tire.
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And I have a spare in the trunk.
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I think you're getting caught up
in the details here.
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What do you say
we team up and break up this bromance?
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-I say let's start meddling.
-Yes!
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Don't let Brian hear that.
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So how are we gonna
break up this bromance?
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With a hot, gossipy rumor.
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Dio's a sneakerhead and gets super moody
when anyone disrespects them.
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-Totally.
-Stand by.
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Hey, Miguel. I heard Pretty
say that Dio's kicks are trashy.
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(INAUDIBLE)
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(INAUDIBLE)
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(INAUDIBLE)
250
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,447
Hey, Pretty.
251
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,490
I heard you say
my kicks are flashy.
252
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,951
Oh, I think you mean trashy.
253
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:26,245
Not cool, Frankie.
254
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:29,206
They light up, too.
Check it.
255
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:33,711
Whoo! They're beautiful!
256
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:36,505
Go, Dio!
Go, go, go, Dio!
257
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,466
Go, go, go, Dio!
258
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,926
Ugh. That totally didn't work.
259
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,971
Now their bromance
is even broier.
260
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:48,642
Don't worry, Layla.
I'll just unfix my fix, then re-fix it.
261
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:54,815
It totally makes sense in my head.
262
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,317
You need to scooch a little.
263
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,445
Scooch. Such a funny
sounding word. (LAUGHS)
264
00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:02,531
Focus, Carson.
Scooch a bit more to the left.
265
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,991
Your left or my left?
266
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:07,495
Move your face so I can tell you.
267
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,413
Carson?
268
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,290
Oh, no. I think you froze.
269
00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:18,380
And get a tissue.
You got bats in the cave.
270
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:23,219
-Remy, can you see now?
-Yes. Almost there.
271
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:26,680
Just scooch it
slightly to your right.
272
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,682
And one more scooch.
273
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:33,145
Perfect. I can see the door.
You did it, Carson.
274
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,647
Now get back here.
275
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:38,025
Remy, this ladder's wobbly.
It's starting to...
276
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:43,572
(SCREAMS) Scooch!
277
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:50,538
(MAN ON TV SCREAMS)
278
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:53,624
Yep, she definitely did it.
279
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:56,085
Wait, last night
you convinced me she didn't do it.
280
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,711
But she did remarry a little fast.
281
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,088
I mean, if my husband fell of a ladder,
282
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,965
I'd like to think
I'd give it more than two months.
283
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:02,883
Yeah, but he borrowed
the neighbor's hose,
284
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,719
and the neighbor was still upset
because he hadn't returned it yet.
285
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,179
Good point.
286
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,223
The neighbor did it.
287
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:10,683
But now that I think about it,
288
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,769
why did they just introduce
the brother in this episode?
289
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,229
Good point.
290
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,940
The brother did it.
291
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,693
-Or the neighbor.
-The suspense is killing me.
292
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:22,278
-Why don't we just look it up?
-No spoilers.
293
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:26,407
We've come this far.
We can't quit now, Mrs. Ripp.
294
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,868
Guys! Cereal for dinner!
295
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:35,958
ALL: Yay!
296
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:41,005
So, after school,
quick game of lacrosse, then mini-golf?
297
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,256
You bro it.
298
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:44,425
Oh, bro, you didn't!
299
00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:45,968
(BOTH LAUGH)
300
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,261
We need a new plan.
301
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:50,055
-Can I have a fry?
-Sure.
302
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,266
You know
what Dio hates more than anything?
303
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:53,851
When people eat off his plate!
304
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,603
He once left me on read all weekend
305
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:58,147
'cause I ate
two of his jalapeno poppers.
306
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,149
Hey, Pretty,
could you come here for a sec?
307
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,692
What's up?
308
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:04,028
It's great to see you
getting along with Dio.
309
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,487
We're bros.
310
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,073
Well, you know what will make you
lock in that bro-ship?
311
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:11,160
-Eat some fries from his plate.
-Really?
312
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,453
So really.
313
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,914
Eating from each other's plates
always cements friendships.
314
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:18,792
Yeah. That's like bro-code 101.
315
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:25,341
I'm on it. Thanks for having my back.
316
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,968
Bro, what are you doing?
317
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:30,638
I'm sorry. I just wanted
to cement our best bro-friendship
318
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:34,350
by chewing
these French fries together.
319
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,019
(LAUGHS) It's cool, bro.
320
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:40,439
Truth is, I've always had issues
about people eating from my plate.
321
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:46,654
But it's time to get over them.
After all, bro-sharing is bro-caring.
322
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,949
-Wow. Thanks.
-No, thank you.
323
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,618
Here, hold it and smile.
324
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:54,954
(PHONE DINGS)
325
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:59,500
Ugh, Dio just posted this.
326
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,210
Burger bros?
327
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:06,215
-We are so sinking this bro-ship.
-They are so going down.
328
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:12,012
Halfsies on a burger first?
329
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:16,350
-Are you sure this is a good idea?
-No. It's a great idea.
330
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:20,521
Distract him,
and I'll take care of the rest.
331
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:23,440
Uh, hey, Pretty.
What are you up to after school?
332
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,484
Dio's taking me to get froyo,
but we call it...
333
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:28,529
Let me guess. Bro-yo?
334
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:31,615
We said fro-bro,
but yours is better.
335
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,867
Well, fro-bro's good, too,
336
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:35,786
because it means
you're frozen yogurt brothers,
337
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:38,664
while mine, bro-yo,
just means you're brothers of yogurt.
338
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:42,793
Thanks for
the extremely detailed breakdown.
339
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:45,379
In three, two, one.
340
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:47,589
Dude, you unfollowed me?
341
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,758
No. I've been
following you all day.
342
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,677
And yesterday and the day before.
343
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,846
I mean on social.
344
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:56,265
You've crossed a line, and I'm done.
345
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,142
I would say "I'm done, bro",
346
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:01,562
but you're not my bro anymore, bro.
347
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:03,897
That was the last bro.
348
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:07,735
Does this mean we're not going to get
matching ten-day temporary tattoos?
349
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:10,112
No!
350
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,196
Hey, Layla.
351
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,575
Uh, wanna hit the bike path
and go rollerblading later?
352
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:21,457
I mean,
I guess I have some free time.
353
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:25,919
This is my first friendship.
My first friendship to tragically end.
354
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,296
But I'm fine.
355
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,465
Ignore the water coming out of my eyes.
356
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,477
Yes, I'll hold.
357
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,936
Because I have nothing better to do
358
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:47,024
than listen to this terrible music
as my youth slips away.
359
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:49,318
Can you take
the sad pacing into another room?
360
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:54,073
No, I can't.
This room's excellent for sad pacing.
361
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,909
Hey, feeling better?
362
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:59,328
Is it a good afternoon,
Mr. Tech Support?
363
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,038
I'll have to take your word for that.
364
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:03,999
Now tell me, how does a person
unfollow another person
365
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,793
without actually doing it?
366
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,420
You know,
the kitchen has better reception.
367
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:11,090
Because of the microwave, duh.
368
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,466
Fine, I'll hold.
369
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:16,678
And by "fine", I mean "not fine."
370
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,639
Pretty's acting like he doesn't care,
371
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:21,683
being sarcastic,
and seeing the dark side of everything.
372
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,143
He's me.
373
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,687
There can only be one Scary.
374
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,856
Don't worry. I'm gonna fix this.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
375
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:31,819
PRETTY: So I guess
they'll let anyone do tech support.
376
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:38,909
Make it fast.
377
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:44,123
We've been binging footage for hours.
I'm bored.
378
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,751
And sore. And ice is cold.
379
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,129
Carson, keep your eyes on the prize.
380
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:53,882
Right. I can't believe we might be
able to see a rare spotted pickle frog.
381
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,136
Not the prize, Carson.
382
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,428
REMY: A guy just walked up.
383
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,848
CARSON: And it sort of
looks like your dad.
384
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:04,643
You're right.
Why is he just standing there?
385
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:08,689
Look, the door! It's opening!
386
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,732
And another guy came out!
387
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,359
REMY: He just handed
some package to him.
388
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:16,655
Quick, get a screen grab!
389
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:18,991
Carson, this is
the first piece of the puzzle.
390
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:23,370
Who knows what else we'll see!
391
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:24,997
-Yes!
-No!
392
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,790
Outta the way,
stupid rare pickle frog!
393
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:31,295
Or stay 'cause you're adorable!
394
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:36,341
Well, at least we got the screen grab.
395
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,260
You really think
that could be your dad?
396
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:42,181
Well, he's been working late nights,
so he's part of the mystery now.
397
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,599
Let's put him on the board.
398
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:47,477
Sorry, maybe-Mr. Ripp.
399
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,563
Looks like
we got a long night ahead of us.
400
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:51,899
-Get comfy, Carson.
-I can't.
401
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,443
I fell off a ladder,
and everything still hurts.
402
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,862
We all make
sacrifices for the greater good.
403
00:19:56,945 --> 00:20:00,073
I sacrificed my telescope.
404
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,993
That was my telescope!
405
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,954
Yeah, but I'm the one
who had to sell it, remember?
406
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:13,045
You got me there.
407
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,797
Okay, so you know
how I helped you with your problem?
408
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,926
-Well, now I'm coming to you with one.
-What's up?
409
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,261
I meddled with the universe
so Pretty could make a friend,
410
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:22,346
but you got upset.
411
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:25,599
So I re-meddled,
and now Pretty's upset.
412
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,059
I want them to be bros again,
413
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:30,395
but the last thing I wanna do
is upset you.
414
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:33,482
-Again.
-You know what?
415
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,109
If they're meant to be bros,
they should be bros.
416
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,987
And if anyone
can meddle with the universe,
417
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,448
it's the girl who came back to life.
418
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:45,118
Hey, there was a post-it on my locker
about a lacrosse team meeting here?
419
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,704
I don't know. You should ask Frankie.
420
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:50,374
Yeah, I heard
the meeting's starting soon.
421
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:52,501
-Have a seat.
-Hi, Frankie.
422
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:56,088
I'm here for a "How To Make Friends
And Keep Them" seminar.
423
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:59,675
-Wait, why are you here?
-Lacrosse team meeting.
424
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,511
Oh, rule number one
of keeping friends,
425
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,054
don't unfollow them.
426
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:05,138
I didn't!
427
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,015
I'm outta here. Goodbye.
428
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,518
No, I'm outta here.
And it's not a goodbye.
429
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:10,686
It's a bad bye.
430
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,688
-Wait, don't go...
-It was me.
431
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,648
I messed with the universe.
432
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:15,774
-What?
-Huh?
433
00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:20,612
Sit.
434
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:21,822
In the last few weeks,
435
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,407
I've learned
how important friendships are.
436
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,742
So when Pretty said
he wanted a new friend,
437
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,954
I jumped to help him out.
But that made Layla upset.
438
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:32,291
So to make Layla un-upset,
I started the sneaker rumor.
439
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,543
I told Pretty to eat Dio's fries.
440
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:38,171
And then I took Pretty's phone
and unfollowed Dio.
441
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:42,509
Actually, I did that.
442
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:44,928
You guys seem confused.
I'll start from the top.
443
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:47,848
-Wanna go throw some balls?
-You bro it.
444
00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:52,269
I'll call you later. (CHUCKLES)
445
00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:55,355
-Nice meddling, Frankie.
-You bro it.
446
00:21:55,439 --> 00:22:02,446
Too soon.
447
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:09,286
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
448
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:13,749
Well, we watched all 13 episodes.
449
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,418
Still don't know who did it.
450
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:19,379
I feel like I ran a marathon.
451
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:23,425
On my butt.
452
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,385
Just passing through for a snack.
453
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,803
Hey, what are you watching?
454
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,765
Oh, nothing.
Just a dumb show about a door.
455
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:32,267
Oh, well,
we just watched a show about a ladder.
456
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,728
No, you won't like this one, Mom.
457
00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:37,230
All the door does is just...
458
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:40,942
...open and close.
459
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:45,405
-I'll make myself some coffee.
-I'll burn myself some popcorn.
460
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,199
Look, someone's coming!
461
00:22:56,666 --> 00:23:00,420
Wait, where'd he go?
462
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:02,130
(BOTH GASPING)
463
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:08,095
It's old man Snickering.
464
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:13,809
-He took our camera!
-And he's got bats in the cave.
465
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,811
Well, at least
he won't know who put the camera there.
466
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,729
Yeah, about that...
467
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:21,483
I might've, sort of, maybe, definitely,
468
00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:24,694
put a "Property of S.W.E.A.T.I."
sticker on the camera.
469
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,413
(CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
470
00:23:34,463 --> 00:23:39,013
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