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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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[♪]
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[VICTROLA PLAYING MUSIC]
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Whoo-oo...
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Jeannie?
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Sister, darling.
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[LAUGH]
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[SIGHS]
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Oh, that'd be almost too easy.
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Gotcha.
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Oh, Jeannie.
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Really, darling.
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After all the times
you've been trapped in there
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I would've thought
you'd have devised
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some sort of
early-warning system.
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[CACKLES]
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Jeannie, you...
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You let me out of here
or I'll tell Mama!
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My goodness,
can't you take a joke?
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What are you doing here
in Cocoa Beach?
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I missed you, sister dear.
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Did you?
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Terribly.
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I also wanted to know
what was going on
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with that gorgeous
master of yours.
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Are you married yet?
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[SIGHS]
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Not yet.
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I do not know
what the matter is.
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I read all the magazines.
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I do exactly what they say.
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Hmm.
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Magazines.
What do they know?
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Darling, what you need
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is a good, strong love potion.
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Oh, no.
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I would not want
my master to marry me
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unless it was
of his own free will.
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Sis, wake up.
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No man gets married
of his own free will.
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They have to be led,
persuaded, cajoled.
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You have to dangle a carrot
in front of their nose.
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Oh, but my master
does not like carrots.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Darling.
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You can make a man eat
shredded cardboard
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if you know the right tricks.
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Do you know the right tricks?
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Mm-hm.
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Well, I should.
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I've been married 47 times.
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I'll tell you what.
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Just to show you
there are no hard feelings
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I'm going to give you
a personalized course
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in how to marry a man.
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I'm going to go after a man
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and let you watch
and see how I hook him.
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You are going to get married?
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Sure.
Forty-seven, 48,
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what's the difference?
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And you can take notes
on what I do.
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But whom will you marry?
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Oh, I don't know.
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I'll...
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I'll find someone.
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Tony?
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Oh-oh?
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Anybody home?
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Oh, it is Major Healey.
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Mmm.
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He'll do.
I'll marry him.
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[♪]
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[♪]
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[♪]
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Oh, hi, Jeannie.
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Where's Tony? I was supposed
to pick him up.
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He went to the base,
Major Healey.
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H-h-he said to tell you
that he had to go in early.
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Is, uh...?
Is anything wrong?
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Hmm?
Oh, no. No.
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Oh, well, I'll...
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I'll catch him at the office.
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Bye. See you.
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♪ Here comes the bride ♪
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♪ Here comes the bride ♪
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It is out of the question.
You cannot marry Major Healey.
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Why sis,
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you know I've always been
a fool about astronauts.
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And besides, he is kind of cute.
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But he is my master's
best friend.
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Look at it this way, sis:
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If I marry Major Healey,
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you won't have to worry about me
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stealing Major Nelson
away from you.
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Oh.
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[♪]
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Hey, Roge, do you, uh,
suppose you could arrange
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to use the phone in your office?
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The switchboard operator's
madly in love with me
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and I don't wanna
make her jealous.
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Four-five-four-oh-oh-five-two.
Five-eight-three...
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Four-five-nine-three-six-five.
...six-five-four-seven.
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Hello, Joannie?
This is pussycat.
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Major Nelson,
what's going on in here? I...
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"Pussycat"?
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Oh, major,
I don't think pussycat
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is a good enough code word
for our project.
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Maybe another one. Right.
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A new code word, sir.
Working on a project.
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Major Healey, have you been
using this phone
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for the last half hour?
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Yes, sir,
on official business, sir.
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I've got a lot of work to do.
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Nose to wheel,
shoulder to the grindstone.
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Major, it's nose
to the grindstone
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and shoulder to the wheel.
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Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
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Uh, Joannie?
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Yes.
Is that a new one?
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Oh, uh, that's
his new girl Friday.
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As opposed to his girl Thursday
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and girl Wednesday
and girl Tues...
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[CHUCKLES]
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Well...
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I think it'd be a good idea
if Major Healey
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got married and settled down.
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He devotes so much energy
to girl-hunting.
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I don't think Roger
will be getting married, sir.
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It'd take a pretty sharp girl
to nail him down.
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Well, perhaps.
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Oh, by the way, major,
about that simulator report...
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[PHONE RINGS]
I'm in the midst of it now.
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I'm on the last equation.
If I can just get it down.
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I have the... I have
the last... Hello?
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No, Joannie,
this is not pussycat.
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You can find him
at extension six-seven-two...
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Oh-oh-five-seven.
...five-seven-four-three.
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If not there,
try extension two-oh-four...
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Well, now, time
to start you lessons.
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Do you have a drachma, darling?
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Yes.
Put it in.
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Let's see what
Major Healey is doing.
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Agnes getting married.
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Let me see...
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Oh, hi, Jane.Listen, I was wondering,
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are you doing anythingSaturday ni...?
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Scratch Jane out.
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Jane's out.
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Let me see...
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The switchboard operator.What's that...?
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No, no. She listens inon all my calls.
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How about Ellie Mae?
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I must be dreaming.
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On the other hand, who cares?
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Hello.
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I'm, uh... I'm Major Healey.
I'm an astronaut.
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That's a very
pretty dress you've got.
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Uh, it's not...
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Jeannie's sister.
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If you're going to
blink me to Siberia,
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give me a nice warm coat.
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Last time you blinked me there,
I... I got frostbite
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and almost froze to death.
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Darling, I'm not going
to blink you anywhere.
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I want you right here
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close to me.
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I know what you want.
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I know, you want Major Nelson.
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And you want me
to get him for you.
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You're not gonna get him through
me, because he's my best friend.
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Darling, I don't want
Major Nelson at all.
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It's only you I'm interested in.
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You I'm mad about.
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Yeah, you're mad about me.
That's a joke.
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Well, after all,
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what does Major Nelson
have that you haven't?
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Well, to begin with,
he has a genie.
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And if you don't get me down
from this swing,
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I'm gonna tell...
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Now, come on.
Will you cut that out?
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Darling, what do I have to do
to prove to you I adore you?
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Well, to begin with,
you can disappear.
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Oh, your wish
is my command, master.
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She's gone.
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Well, he's taken the bait.
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But he does not want you.
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He asked you to disappear.
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Oh, yeah?
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Watch and see what happens next.
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Well, I guess I showed her.
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Anyway, who wants
a genie hanging around
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to do things for you, like...
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Who wants a genie
hanging around?
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Come back here. Come back!
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I thought you'd never ask.
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Do you, uh...?
Do you really like me?
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Oh, how can you doubt it,
darling?
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Well, what if I asked you
to blink up a Rolls-Royce.
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What would you say to that?
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I would say nothing.
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I would merely ask you to turn
your head and look over there.
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[MAGIC BOINGS]
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ROGER:
A Rolls-Royce car.
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How about a matching yacht?
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Hmm.
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[MAGIC BOINGS]
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I think I'm falling in love.
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I'd like to hang around here,
but I have to go back to NASA.
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Gotta get to work.
I've got a few things I'd like...
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Maybe we could meet for lunch
and I could make out a list.
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Certainly, darling.
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[CHUCKLES]
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You did it, sister.
You did it!
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Oh, I can hardly wait to try out
all those things on my master.
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Jeannie?
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[LAUGHING]
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Jeannie, are you...
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here?
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Jeannie? Hey, Jeannie,
where have you taken me now?
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Master.
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[SCREAMS]
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Oh, dear.
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I've done something wrong.
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Lesson number two:
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How to do little things
for your master.
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Keep your eyes peeled, darling.
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Yes, sister.
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One golf bag.
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One golf club.
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The Miami Beach Golf Club.
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And one ballpoint pen.
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Hello, master, darling.
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Are you ready
to take me to lunch?
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I thought we'd send out
for something to...
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Oh, dear, you popped
your button off.
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I have?
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Oh, let me fix it for you.
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You mean, you're gonna
sew it on by hand?
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Of course, darling.
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I love to do
little things for you.
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I hope you don't mind, dear.
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I decided to make supper
for us, myself.
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Again?
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Yes.
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If I blinked it up,
it wouldn't have seemed
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as personal, somehow.
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You mean, you wanted
to make dinner for me
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with your own little hands?
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Mmm.
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That's the most beautiful thing
I ever heard of
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in my whole life.
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It's my specialty.
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I hope you like it.
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[CRUNCHING]
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Do you like it?
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It's the most delicious thing
I've ever had my whole life.
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What is it?
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Shredded cardboard.
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It's delicious.
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More, more.
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[MOANS]
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Oh!
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[♪]
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Now, what's the surprise
you got for me, Jeannie?
264
00:12:03,972 --> 00:12:05,256
You will see, master.
265
00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:07,958
I made it with my own hands.
266
00:12:07,959 --> 00:12:09,059
Taste it.
267
00:12:15,466 --> 00:12:16,717
You do not like it?
268
00:12:18,386 --> 00:12:20,387
It tastes like shredded
cardboard.
269
00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:24,358
[DOORBELL RINGS]
270
00:12:26,144 --> 00:12:27,761
Oh, Tony. Oh, Jeannie.
Hi, Roge.
271
00:12:27,762 --> 00:12:29,396
Oh, have I got news for you.
272
00:12:29,397 --> 00:12:30,498
What happened?
273
00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:32,733
Just the greatest thing
in my whole life.
274
00:12:32,734 --> 00:12:34,652
Wow, I've never
seen him so happy.
275
00:12:36,454 --> 00:12:38,555
Roger, that's Jeannie's
sister next to you.
276
00:12:38,556 --> 00:12:41,008
Jeannie, that's your sister.
Will you do something?
277
00:12:41,009 --> 00:12:42,289
[MAGIC BOINGS]
278
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:46,029
Tony, will you relax?
I've been trying to tell you.
279
00:12:46,030 --> 00:12:48,298
Jeannie's sister and I
are getting married.
280
00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:51,535
[♪]
281
00:12:59,027 --> 00:13:00,428
Wait a minute.
282
00:13:00,429 --> 00:13:02,863
Would you relax?
Just relax, huh?
283
00:13:02,864 --> 00:13:05,264
Have another cup of coffee.
284
00:13:07,001 --> 00:13:09,170
Tony, I've gotta go.
Jeannie's waiting for me.
285
00:13:09,171 --> 00:13:10,337
She gets lonely without me.
286
00:13:10,338 --> 00:13:11,738
Well, she can talk
to her sister.
287
00:13:11,739 --> 00:13:13,007
She can tell her about the time
288
00:13:13,008 --> 00:13:14,241
she sent you to Saudi Arabia.
289
00:13:14,242 --> 00:13:15,943
Well, she didn't know me then.
290
00:13:15,944 --> 00:13:17,811
How about the time
she blinked you to Africa
291
00:13:17,812 --> 00:13:19,813
and you were attacked
by that tribe of Pygmies?
292
00:13:19,814 --> 00:13:21,915
Oh, we were just acquaintances.
293
00:13:21,916 --> 00:13:23,684
Well, how about that time
she blinked you
294
00:13:23,685 --> 00:13:25,018
to Siberia without a coat?
295
00:13:25,019 --> 00:13:27,288
And you got frostbite,
and you almost froze to death?
296
00:13:27,289 --> 00:13:29,856
Well, nobody likes
a goody two-shoes.
297
00:13:29,857 --> 00:13:31,625
[COUGHS]
298
00:13:31,626 --> 00:13:33,227
Besides, how come
you're the only one
299
00:13:33,228 --> 00:13:34,861
who can have a genie?
300
00:13:36,331 --> 00:13:39,233
I'm basing this
on many years with a genie.
301
00:13:39,234 --> 00:13:41,368
You can't go through with this.
302
00:13:41,369 --> 00:13:43,170
I can't, huh?
303
00:13:43,171 --> 00:13:44,305
Well, I'll tell you what:
304
00:13:44,306 --> 00:13:46,673
You just watch me.
305
00:13:46,674 --> 00:13:48,275
[CLINKING, CRASHING]
306
00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:53,597
ROGER:
Are you sure this is
307
00:13:53,598 --> 00:13:55,466
the appropriate thing
to get married in?
308
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:56,901
Maybe you're right, darling.
309
00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,970
It is a bit too conservative.
310
00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:01,339
Mmm.
311
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:05,176
Perhaps I'll add
a few, uh, sequins.
312
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,261
Jeannie, this is
a military wedding.
313
00:14:07,262 --> 00:14:09,881
Oh, very well. I'll throw in
a couple of medals.
314
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:13,017
Jeannie, just a simple uniform
would be fine.
315
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,719
Oh, whatever you wish, master.
316
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,003
In, uh, cashmere.
317
00:14:17,005 --> 00:14:18,005
Well, that settles that.
318
00:14:18,006 --> 00:14:19,073
What about the cake?
319
00:14:19,074 --> 00:14:20,841
We gonna have a big one?
Oh, don't worry.
320
00:14:20,842 --> 00:14:23,243
Everything's been ordered.
321
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:28,099
A people-shaped cake?
322
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,601
Oh, don't be silly, darling.
323
00:14:30,602 --> 00:14:32,603
They're for the top.
324
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,072
Oh, the top...
325
00:14:35,073 --> 00:14:37,633
Oh, we're gonna have a big cake.
326
00:14:38,243 --> 00:14:40,093
[♪]
327
00:14:41,295 --> 00:14:43,046
I'm going to be maid of honor.
328
00:14:43,047 --> 00:14:44,615
Do you like my outfit, master?
329
00:14:44,616 --> 00:14:46,550
Jeannie, Roger cannot
marry your sister.
330
00:14:46,551 --> 00:14:48,319
It's impossible.
331
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,786
I am sorry you feel that way
332
00:14:49,787 --> 00:14:52,122
about astronauts
marrying genies.
333
00:14:52,123 --> 00:14:54,725
It has nothing to do
with astronauts marrying genies.
334
00:14:54,726 --> 00:14:56,960
It has to do with Roger
marrying your sister.
335
00:14:56,961 --> 00:14:59,430
Well, I mean, she's not your
ordinary, everyday genie.
336
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:01,732
Major Healey is over 21.
337
00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:02,899
And your sister?
338
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:05,236
She is over 2021.
339
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,403
How can you argue with that?
340
00:15:06,404 --> 00:15:08,539
We must not interfere
with their lives. Ha!
341
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,140
But she tricked him somehow.
342
00:15:10,141 --> 00:15:11,975
Oh, no, she did not, master.
343
00:15:11,976 --> 00:15:13,677
She merely made him
fall in love with her
344
00:15:13,678 --> 00:15:16,096
like any woman makes
any man fall in love.
345
00:15:16,097 --> 00:15:17,781
[SIGHS]
346
00:15:17,782 --> 00:15:19,950
But when I tried it on you...
347
00:15:19,951 --> 00:15:21,752
[VOICE CRACKING]
it did not work.
348
00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:23,920
Oh, now, come on.
Now... Now, stop that.
349
00:15:23,921 --> 00:15:26,523
Now, don't you start crying.
I really can't take that. You...
350
00:15:33,215 --> 00:15:34,849
I'd... I'd like to explain.
351
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,166
[CRYING] Go away, master.
352
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:38,168
I do not wish to discuss this.
353
00:15:38,169 --> 00:15:39,437
[MAGIC BOINGS]
354
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,921
You see...
355
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:49,663
Roger, please, listen to me
before it's too late.
356
00:15:49,664 --> 00:15:51,098
There's nothing more to say.
357
00:15:51,099 --> 00:15:53,200
Now, either you want to
be my best man or you don't.
358
00:15:53,201 --> 00:15:55,002
Well, of course I want
to be your best man.
359
00:15:55,003 --> 00:15:57,271
But I want you to be sure
you're doing the right thing.
360
00:15:57,272 --> 00:15:58,572
Will you stop worrying?
361
00:15:58,573 --> 00:16:00,774
I've never been more sure
of anything in my life.
362
00:16:00,775 --> 00:16:02,276
You talked to your mother?
Yeah.
363
00:16:02,277 --> 00:16:03,477
Yeah, what'd you tell her?
364
00:16:03,478 --> 00:16:05,579
When I told her Jeannie's family
was the founders
365
00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:07,881
of the Baghdad Country Club,
she was pleased as punch.
366
00:16:07,882 --> 00:16:09,183
You said what?
367
00:16:09,184 --> 00:16:11,618
Major Nelson, you were to be
in my office at 2:00.
368
00:16:11,619 --> 00:16:13,620
Right on my way.
Oh, by the way, major,
369
00:16:13,621 --> 00:16:14,821
I spoke to Mrs. Bellows
370
00:16:14,822 --> 00:16:16,823
and she's absolutely
delighted with the idea.
371
00:16:16,824 --> 00:16:18,125
Thank you. I appreciate that.
372
00:16:18,126 --> 00:16:20,127
What was that you talked to
Mrs. Bellows about?
373
00:16:20,128 --> 00:16:21,728
What idea was that, Roger?
Major?
374
00:16:21,729 --> 00:16:23,970
Major?
Uh, yes.
375
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:28,335
Oh, major, here's the report
I talked to you about.
376
00:16:28,336 --> 00:16:30,270
Uh, yeah, thank you, sir.
377
00:16:30,271 --> 00:16:32,305
Uh, what was Mrs. Bellows
so delighted about?
378
00:16:32,306 --> 00:16:35,342
Major Healey's wedding.
We're having it in our garden.
379
00:16:37,212 --> 00:16:38,612
I don't think
that's a good idea.
380
00:16:38,613 --> 00:16:40,197
And why not?
381
00:16:40,198 --> 00:16:41,732
Well, she mustn't
marry him, sir.
382
00:16:41,733 --> 00:16:42,866
She doesn't love him.
383
00:16:42,867 --> 00:16:45,169
She's just using Roger
to get to me.
384
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:49,040
Major Healey's fiancée
is in love with you?
385
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,391
Well, not exactly in love, sir.
386
00:16:50,392 --> 00:16:52,426
She just wants to own me.
387
00:16:52,427 --> 00:16:53,878
Own you.
388
00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:54,845
Oh, well, I mean,
389
00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:56,714
uh, like a pet, you know?
390
00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:58,015
A pet?
391
00:16:58,016 --> 00:17:01,352
You mean like a puppy dog
or a parakeet?
392
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,853
That's it exactly, sir.
393
00:17:02,854 --> 00:17:04,605
She tried it before.
I didn't let her.
394
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,557
She's just using Roger.
You understand?
395
00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:09,009
Oh, yes, major.
I understand perfectly.
396
00:17:09,010 --> 00:17:11,562
The shock of thinking about
your best friend getting married
397
00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:13,814
has caused certain delusions.
398
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:16,150
We'll go into those further
after the wedding.
399
00:17:16,151 --> 00:17:18,369
Oh, no, that's what...
Now, as for the wedding itself,
400
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,703
I, uh...
401
00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:23,274
I want you to behave as a best
man and a best friend should.
402
00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:24,909
Do you understand, major?
403
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,543
Do I underst...?
You don't understand.
404
00:17:26,544 --> 00:17:27,844
This girl lives in a...
405
00:17:29,147 --> 00:17:32,299
She... She comes from
a totally alien environment.
406
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:33,300
She's a... She's a...
407
00:17:38,473 --> 00:17:40,807
Shall we begin, major?
408
00:17:42,043 --> 00:17:43,977
[♪]
409
00:17:47,549 --> 00:17:49,533
[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING]
410
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,253
You get the ring?
411
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:10,320
I got it.
412
00:18:10,321 --> 00:18:11,588
Boy, am I nervous.
413
00:18:11,589 --> 00:18:12,589
You're nervous.
414
00:18:14,058 --> 00:18:15,626
I'm terrified.
415
00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:18,012
I still haven't
seen the bride yet.
416
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,380
Neither have I.
417
00:18:19,381 --> 00:18:22,449
But Major Healey says
she's quite beautiful.
418
00:18:22,450 --> 00:18:24,351
Major Nelson doesn't
look very happy.
419
00:18:24,352 --> 00:18:25,452
I know.
420
00:18:25,453 --> 00:18:28,022
He feels he's losing
his best friend.
421
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,456
That's ridiculous.
422
00:18:29,457 --> 00:18:32,026
You men are so clannish.
423
00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:53,646
[JAZZY ORGAN MUSIC BEGINS]
424
00:19:07,028 --> 00:19:09,296
Join hands, please.
425
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:14,652
"Dearly beloved
426
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,470
"we are gathered here
to consecrate
427
00:19:16,471 --> 00:19:19,240
"the holy bond of matrimony.
428
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:22,276
"Is there anyone
in this assemblage
429
00:19:22,277 --> 00:19:24,128
"who knows of any reason
430
00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:27,230
why this marriage
should not take place?"
431
00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:31,401
[COUGHS]
432
00:19:32,837 --> 00:19:33,954
Ahem. No.
433
00:19:35,457 --> 00:19:37,374
Do you take this woman
434
00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:40,894
to be your lawfully wedded wife?
435
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,517
I do.
436
00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:50,671
Amanda.
437
00:19:50,672 --> 00:19:53,741
Look up there
and tell me what you see.
438
00:19:53,742 --> 00:19:55,275
[CRYING] I can't see anything.
439
00:19:55,276 --> 00:19:58,062
My mascara's running.
440
00:19:58,063 --> 00:19:59,863
There seems to be some mistake.
441
00:19:59,864 --> 00:20:01,565
Get on with it.
442
00:20:01,566 --> 00:20:02,983
He said I do.
443
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,818
I knew it.
I knew it.
444
00:20:04,819 --> 00:20:06,854
She's trying to marry me.
Jeannie, would you...?
445
00:20:06,855 --> 00:20:09,072
[HUFFS] You were right.
446
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:17,464
Alfred, for heaven's sake,
why don't you wear your glasses?
447
00:20:18,933 --> 00:20:21,434
But I could have sworn...
448
00:20:21,435 --> 00:20:26,307
You know, I think I'm catching
Major Nelson's delusions.
449
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,542
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here...
450
00:20:28,543 --> 00:20:29,976
Oh, no, you don't, darling.
451
00:20:29,977 --> 00:20:32,045
I've gone through
too much to get here.
452
00:20:32,714 --> 00:20:33,981
[MAGIC BOINGS]
453
00:20:39,236 --> 00:20:41,071
You tricked me.
454
00:20:41,072 --> 00:20:44,040
"Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here..."
455
00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:57,237
Now, we can forget about it.
This is all over.
456
00:20:57,238 --> 00:20:59,506
Ladies and gentlemen,
there's been a terrible mista...
457
00:20:59,507 --> 00:21:00,891
[MAGIC BOINGS]
458
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:03,710
[BOTH MURMURING]
459
00:21:08,466 --> 00:21:09,566
All right, darling,
460
00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:11,435
marry us.
461
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:14,571
I suppose if I could see it,
462
00:21:14,572 --> 00:21:17,507
it would all make more sense.
463
00:21:20,578 --> 00:21:22,780
Dearly beloved,
464
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,816
is there anyone
in this assemblage
465
00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:30,621
that knows any reason why this
marriage should not take place?
466
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:31,971
I do.
467
00:21:31,972 --> 00:21:34,374
And I'm going to make sure
that it does not take place.
468
00:21:36,110 --> 00:21:37,244
[MAGIC BOINGS]
469
00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:43,083
Fog in the middle of July?
470
00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:44,767
This is peculiar.
471
00:21:44,768 --> 00:21:47,421
Most peculiar.
472
00:21:47,422 --> 00:21:48,522
Forget the weather.
473
00:21:48,523 --> 00:21:51,392
Get on with the ceremony.
474
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,226
O-Oh, yes.
475
00:21:53,227 --> 00:21:55,962
This is a ceremony.
476
00:21:55,963 --> 00:21:58,732
May I have the ring, please?
477
00:21:58,733 --> 00:21:59,900
Huh?
478
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:00,768
[MAGIC BOINGS]
479
00:22:00,769 --> 00:22:03,136
TONY [MUFFLED]:
Oh, the ring?
480
00:22:08,943 --> 00:22:10,677
I don't have any ring.
481
00:22:10,678 --> 00:22:12,262
I'm not even married.
482
00:22:12,263 --> 00:22:14,064
Jeannie!
483
00:22:15,616 --> 00:22:17,600
Now, try to get married
without a ring.
484
00:22:17,601 --> 00:22:20,236
You're getting to be
a real nuisance.
485
00:22:20,237 --> 00:22:21,517
[MAGIC BOINGS]
486
00:22:24,225 --> 00:22:26,093
[SQUEAKING]
487
00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:28,411
[SCREAMS]
488
00:22:28,412 --> 00:22:29,880
Let me out!
489
00:22:29,881 --> 00:22:31,214
Help!
490
00:22:31,215 --> 00:22:33,650
[♪]
491
00:22:33,651 --> 00:22:36,804
Are the bride and groom
still here?
492
00:22:36,805 --> 00:22:38,455
Master.
Master you are safe?
493
00:22:38,456 --> 00:22:40,123
I have her trapped in here.
494
00:22:40,124 --> 00:22:41,525
Why don't you
get us out of these?
495
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,760
Oh, yes, master.
Right away.
496
00:22:43,761 --> 00:22:45,011
Will you, Jeannie...?
497
00:22:45,012 --> 00:22:46,747
[LAUGHS]
498
00:22:46,748 --> 00:22:49,015
What about the guests?
How are we gonna explain this?
499
00:22:49,016 --> 00:22:51,552
Oh, just blink away the fog.
I'll take care of it.
500
00:22:51,553 --> 00:22:53,513
Okay. Come on.
Wh...?
501
00:22:53,788 --> 00:22:55,305
Lucky you found out now, Roger.
502
00:22:55,306 --> 00:22:56,773
[CRYING] Please take me home.
503
00:22:56,774 --> 00:22:58,408
Yeah, sure.
504
00:22:58,409 --> 00:22:59,676
Major, what happened?
505
00:22:59,677 --> 00:23:00,977
Where's the bride?
506
00:23:00,978 --> 00:23:02,979
Oh, she's gone.
Left me at the altar.
507
00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:04,347
How will I ever face my friends?
508
00:23:04,348 --> 00:23:06,817
Yeah, the girl, she lost
her nerve and left, sir.
509
00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:08,218
I'm just taking Roger home.
510
00:23:08,219 --> 00:23:10,721
Major, what are you doing with
that bottle of champagne?
511
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:13,623
Oh, I... I... I thought that Roger
might need a little comfort.
512
00:23:13,624 --> 00:23:15,358
I'm just, uh, taking it
with him, okay?
513
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:16,593
[ALL YELL]
514
00:23:18,662 --> 00:23:20,446
Could you do me
just one small favor?
515
00:23:20,447 --> 00:23:21,982
Anything you want, Jeannie.
516
00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:24,784
Well, stand... about here.
517
00:23:24,785 --> 00:23:26,085
Yeah?
Mm-hm.
518
00:23:26,086 --> 00:23:27,220
And Major Healey?
Me?
519
00:23:27,221 --> 00:23:29,188
Mm-hm.
Would you stand about here?
520
00:23:29,189 --> 00:23:30,189
Please, let me see.
521
00:23:30,190 --> 00:23:32,225
Yes, ah, that is perfect.
522
00:23:32,226 --> 00:23:33,593
And I will stand here.
523
00:23:33,594 --> 00:23:35,094
Yeah.
What are you doing?
524
00:23:35,095 --> 00:23:36,095
[MAGIC BOINGS]
525
00:23:36,096 --> 00:23:37,196
What is it?
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[WEDDING MARCH PLAYS]
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PASTOR:
Dearly beloved,
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we are gathered here...
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