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[♪♪♪]
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Jeannie.
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JEANNIE:
I have enjoyed
having you here to visit me.
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When you get home, be sure
to give my love to the family.
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Jeannie.
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Have a pleasant journey,
and be sure to write.
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Ah, Jeannie.
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Oh, good morning, master.
Your breakfast is almost ready.
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Uh, n-never mind
about the breakfast.
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Uh, who were you talking to?
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Oh, no one.
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Now, I heard you.
I heard you.
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You-- You know
what's gonna happen to me
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if anybody catches you here.
Now, who were you talking to?
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My Aunt Fatama. She's been
visiting me here all week.
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Oh.
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Oh, but do not worry.
She's returning home today.
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How could your Aunt Fatama
be here all week?
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I haven't seen her.
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Well, I-- I know.
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I did not want her
to disturb you, master.
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Aunt Fatama is a lovely woman,
but she never stops talking.
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Yeah. Well, at least
I could've
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said goodbye to her
before she left.
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Oh, she's not left yet.
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Would you like to say goodbye?
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Sure. Any friend of yours
is a friend of mine.
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Where is she?
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Master, this is Aunt Fatama.
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Aunt Fatama,
Captain Nelson.
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[♪♪♪]
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Jeannie, I'm home.
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I am out here, master.
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Boy, you should've seen me
in the lab today.
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Jeannie!
What are you doing?
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Get down off my towel!
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What if one of the neighbors
sees you?
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But master, you know
how restful it is up here.
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Yes, yes, yeah,
I know.
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But come down here.
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Come up here.
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Take these trunks off.
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[LAUGHS]
No, I don't mean--
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I mean, what if somebody
looked over the wall?
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Oh, master,
you worry too much.
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This patio is private.
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[HUMMING]
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Not anymore, it isn't.
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This is Custer's.
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Now you've gotta
get out of here.
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Custer to Captain Nelson.
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Hi!
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Hi.
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My third stage
malfunctioned.
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Well, that happens to us
down at the cape occasionally.
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What went wrong?
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Fuel trouble.
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I guess I didn't mix enough
vinegar with the baking soda.
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Well, you can try another
space probe tomorrow, huh?
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Gee, I wish I was
a real astronaut like you.
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They send up
monkeys and mice,
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but I don't see
what they've got against kids.
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[BUGLE PLAYING]
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That's for me.
I gotta go do my homework.
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Sounds like "Reveille."
It was.
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But it's the only bugle call
Mom knows how to play.
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Blast off!
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[LAUGHS]
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I'm back.
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Jeannie, I don't mind
you levitating.
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As a matter of fact, I like it
myself, but not out here.
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But the sun
is out here, master.
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There.
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Is this not more pleasant?
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Mmm, well.
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I guess you could consider it
part of the space program.
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Has anyone see my--
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Crew?
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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You will wear
yourself out, master.
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Would you like
to float awhile?
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No, no, not again.
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We were seen the last time.
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Well, does it matter?
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Does it matter?
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Well, how am I going
to explain it to that kid?
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And you-- You know
he's gonna ask.
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I just hope he hasn't--
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Ah, Jeannie! Jeannie.
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Kitchen.
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Jeannie.
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Oh! Heh.
MAN: Good evening.
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Hello, Major Jamison.
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I-- I wasn't
expecting anybody.
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[YAWNS]
As a matter of fact,
I was just going to bed.
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At 7:00?
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Oh.
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Uh, sorry to bother you,
captain, but we need your help.
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Yeah, well, what
can I do for you, sir?
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You can help me
straighten out my son.
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It's just that Custer's
imagination runs away with him.
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It wasn't
my imagination.
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Weren't you and that lady
floating in the air? Tell them.
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See what I mean.
Talk to him.
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Hi there, Custer.
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Say, you probably know
more about space mechanics
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than any boy your age.
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So you of all people
should realize that...
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ordinary people
just can't float in the air.
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But I saw you.
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Yeah.
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[TONY STAMMERING]
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If you can tell me how,
under normal circumstances,
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a person can float
in the air...
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[JEANNIE GIGGLES]
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Uh, I-- I'd be willing
to admit it.
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There's someone
in the kitchen.
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I, uh-- I'm, uh, sorry we
intruded, Captain Nelson.
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You didn't,
not at all, sir.
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[JEANNIE GIGGLES]
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Didn't you
hear that?
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Now, let's
get home, dear.
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We've taken up enough
of Captain Nelson's time.
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Boy, grownups
sure have bad ears.
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It sounded like
a girl giggling.
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Now, thank Captain Nelson for
explaining everything to you.
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But he didn't.
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Uh, well-- Well, he did
to my satisfaction.
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You'll understand
when you're older.
Now, come along.
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Goodnight, captain.
Goodnight.
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If I can help again--
Not at all.
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I like that boy.
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Jeannie, one of these days
you're gonna go too far.
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Oh, have no fear, master.
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I will always come back.
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[GASPS]
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Jeannie. Come on,
I've gotta study.
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Oh, but why, master?
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When you take your test,
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I can be a little voice
whispering in your ear.
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Uh-huh.
Like this.
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[WHISPERS]
Oh!
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Jeannie, I'll have to do this
on my own.
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Please.
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Besides, what do you know
about celestial navigation?
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JEANNIE:
Oh, I learned
a few things in my days...
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...from Galileo.
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Yeah. Well, I had a feeling
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he didn't spend all his time
gazing at the stars.
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Truly! Some days it does not
pay to get out of the bottle.
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[♪♪♪]
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And then
she disappeared?
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In smoke?
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Let's go back
and see Captain Nelson.
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I gotta find out
how he does it.
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Custer.
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I know.
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I'm restricted
to barracks.
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Nancy, I simply cannot cope
with him any longer.
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We need professional help
for your son.
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My son?
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You're the one ordered me
to have a boy.
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Yes...
but not this one.
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Doctor, it just isn't normal
for a kid
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to keep on fabricating
these stories.
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Major, I appreciate
your problem,
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but there just aren't
enough hours in the day
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of Air Force psychiatrist
as it is.
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And frankly, who's to say what's
normal when it comes to kids?
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I'm sure it's merely a phase
he's going through.
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Well, I wish he'd go through it
without stopping on the way
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to see Tony Nelson
float in the air.
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Captain Tony Nelson?
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Yes. Custer is always
hanging around him.
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Why, he worships the ground
that astronaut lifts off from.
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Of course,
if you're too busy.
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I'm never too busy to reach down
and take a little boy
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by the hand, to guide
those stumbling little feet
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on the path to manhood,
to make him open up
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his little psyche
and say, "Ahh."
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He's, uh, right outside.
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Bring him in.
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Custer!
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Come in, Custer.
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I'm Dr. Bellows.
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I, um, just want you
to make yourself comfortable.
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Now, Custer, tell me exactly
what happened in your own words.
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Just begin at the beginning.
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Oh, for heaven's sakes.
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How can you hear with that
whatchamacallit in your ears?
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Uh, Custer, Custer.
Thank you.
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All right, son.
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How, uh-- How about lying down
on the couch?
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I'm not tired.
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Well, I, um-- I just want you
to be comfortable
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while you talk to me.
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I'm comfortable here.
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Custer to Earth.
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I've just completed
one-man orbit.
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Now, Custer.
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No more orbits.
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They make me dizzy.
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What other games
have you got?
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Let's talk about the game
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when you saw Captain Nelson
float in the air.
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That wasn't a game.
That was real.
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You think I'm some
sort of schizophrenic?
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Must be a secret trick
the astronauts have learned.
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He might have experienced
a weightlessness reaction
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from a simulated flight.
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He must've taught
the girl the trick, then.
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Girl?
What girl?
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The one he made
disappear in a puff of smoke.
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Boy, I wish
I could do that.
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Now, you know
that's impossible.
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Custer.
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I believe you.
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You do? Honest?
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Yes.
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I'm your friend, Custer.
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And I'm also
Captain Nelson's friend.
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Anything he does concerns me
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because it concerns
the space program.
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Do you understand?
Uh-huh.
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You and I are gonna try
to help Captain Nelson.
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It'll be our secret.
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Gee, what do you
want me to do?
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I want you to keep
your eyes open,
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and I want you to report
to me anything you see
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that's out of the ordinary.
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I'll do the rest.
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Okay.
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Dr. Bellows?
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Yes, Custer?
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Do head shrinkers
give lollipops?
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[UPBEAT SWING MUSIC PLAYING]
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You mean to say this is the kind
of dancing they do nowadays?
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Yeah, somethin' like that.
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It's like
our harem dancing.
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Yeah. Only with
more clothes on.
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[MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING
FROM INSIDE]
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Custer, what are you
doing here?
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I was on a reconnaissance
flight.
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Hm?
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Well, uh, purely in the interest
of the space program,
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anything peculiar
going on?
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She's done it again.
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She disappeared.
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Are you sure
she was there?
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Uh-huh.
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Really grabs you, huh?
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What's going on here?
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Shh! He'll hear us.
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Well.
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It's been years since
I've nabbed me a peeping Tom.
258
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:58,109
I think I hear
my mom's bugle.
259
00:12:58,144 --> 00:12:59,643
Officer, you're making
a mistake.
260
00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:00,778
I'm a psychiatrist.
261
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,179
Same thing.
262
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,315
Well, it's the first time
I've seen a peeping Tom
263
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:05,616
giving on-the-job
training.
264
00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:08,919
Officer, if you'll just
ring the bell,
265
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,888
Captain Nelson
will vouch for us.
266
00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:12,123
Don't worry.
267
00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,058
I'll do that little thing.
268
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,610
Jeannie, where are you?
269
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,611
[DOORBELL RINGS]
270
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,612
JEANNIE:
I am here.
271
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,780
I saw Custer
at the window.
272
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,215
Good girl, good girl.
273
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,384
Just-- Just stay where you are,
wherever that is.
274
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,286
[MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]
275
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,287
Yes?
276
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,888
Sorry to bother you,
Captain Nelson.
277
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,657
Caught these two
looking in your window.
278
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,225
You didn't.
[MUSIC ENDS]
279
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,428
Please tell him
who I am.
280
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:51,429
Do you know him?
281
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,398
Yes, officer.
282
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,766
I-- I know this man.
283
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:57,168
I must admit, I'm shocked
by this behavior.
284
00:13:57,203 --> 00:14:01,439
Well, if you know him,
I guess it's okay.
285
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,041
I wouldn't go around looking
in people's windows after this
286
00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:05,309
if I were you.
287
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,643
Thank you very much, officer.
288
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,146
Anything for you,
Captain Nelson.
289
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,814
Right.
290
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,284
You may have been
wondering
291
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,219
why we were looking
in your window.
292
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:19,223
I'm gonna get right
to the point, Captain Nelson.
293
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,459
There are some things
going on around here
294
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:24,062
that scream
for an explanation.
295
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,063
Oh, yes, sir?
296
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,298
Yes. I have
an eyewitness here
297
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,567
who says he saw you dancing
a few moments ago
298
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,469
with a girl who seems
to have vanished.
299
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,404
Yes, yes, she seems
to have vanished.
300
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,973
Custer, shouldn't you
be in bed?
301
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,341
Why, Captain Nelson.
302
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,742
She was a beautiful blond
with long hair.
303
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,445
TONY:
A blond? Uh, did you
see a blond?
304
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,679
No.
305
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,347
Well, of course not.
I hate blonds.
306
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:44,548
BELLOWS:
Tell me, captain.
307
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,184
Are there some experiments
308
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,852
with weightlessness
at the base
309
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,621
that I haven't
been informed about?
310
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,398
He's doing it again.
Dr. Bellows!
311
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:03,067
Doing what, Custer?
312
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:05,236
He was just this high
off the floor.
313
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,877
Is your mother's
bugle broken, Custer?
314
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,046
CUSTER:
Oh, come on, captain.
315
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,547
Do it again.
Can you go up
316
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,548
anytime you want?
317
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,984
Oh, don't be
ridiculous.
318
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:22,053
CUSTER:
There he goes
again, doctor.
319
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:29,493
Custer, tomorrow we're gonna
have your eyes checked.
320
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,662
Uh, we'll be
running along, now.
321
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,764
I'm sorry to have
bothered you, captain.
322
00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:35,132
Anytime,
Dr. Bellows.
323
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:41,239
CUSTER:
I wish he'd teach me
how to float like that.
324
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:44,041
There he goes again!
325
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,709
Come on, Custer.
326
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:50,081
You'll feel much better when
we get those glasses fitted.
327
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,882
All right, Jeannie,
put me down.
328
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:02,627
Thanks.
329
00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:09,833
[♪♪♪]
330
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,705
Good evening, master.
Ahh!
331
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,874
Jeannie, don't play
those little tricks, please.
332
00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:25,409
What tricks?
333
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,578
Thou art so nervous.
334
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,813
It's just that-- Just that
every time I turn around,
335
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:31,948
I expect Custer to pop out.
336
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,217
Well, I can take care
of that.
337
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,085
I will not have you tormented.
338
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:38,355
Well, I'm not so crazy
about it myself.
339
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,057
Dr. Bellows thinks
I'm coming apart
340
00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:41,358
at the seams as it is.
341
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,260
If you see any loose threads
hanging off me,
342
00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:44,261
don't pull them.
343
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,097
Oh, master, I'm so pleased.
344
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,765
Pleased?
345
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:49,900
Yes!
346
00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:52,570
Because now you need me,
and I can help you.
347
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,606
Oh, I can offer you
many solutions to this problem.
348
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,708
All I need is one.
349
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,777
Oh, but it's a simple matter.
350
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:00,911
I can turn him into a fro--
351
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,446
You'll turn him into nothing.
352
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:03,881
An excellent idea.
353
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,615
No, no, I-I mean,
leave him alone.
354
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:06,783
But, I--
No buts.
355
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:09,253
No buts. I'll handle this
my way, do you hear?
356
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:10,254
Oh, but, master.
357
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:11,288
Ah-ah-ah!
358
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,592
Yes, master.
359
00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:17,828
[GIGGLES]
360
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,696
Ah-ah!
361
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,075
[PHONE RINGS]
362
00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:36,180
Yeah. Nelson here.
363
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:37,447
Oh, hello, Mrs. Jamison.
364
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:41,051
Yeah.
365
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:45,689
No, no. Custer hasn't
been around here all day.
366
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:49,326
He-- Well, you know
how boys are.
367
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,262
Yeah.
Sure, sure.
368
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,630
I-if I see him,
I'll give you a ring.
369
00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:54,831
Okay.
Okay, bye.
370
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,435
Custer's disappeared.
371
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:04,074
Custer's disappeared.
Custer's disappeared!
372
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,609
Custer's disappeared!
373
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:06,977
Jeannie!
374
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,012
Jeannie.
375
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:10,715
You come out of there.
376
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,750
[YAWNS]
377
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:16,787
Yes, master.
378
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,190
Don't "yes, master" me.
What have you done with Custer?
379
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:21,726
I've not done anything
with Custer.
380
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:24,128
Don't give me that. He's been
missing since morning.
381
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,230
Well, I do not have him.
382
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:28,465
I didn't say you had. I asked
what you've done.
383
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,468
You are yelling at me.
384
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,970
You haven't heard me yell yet.
385
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,139
You were gonna turn him
into nothing, remember?
386
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:38,709
Well, I did not do that.
Custer will turn up.
387
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:41,812
Yeah, but what as?
A pollywog or a parakeet?
388
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,348
Or something really
sensational, like a rutabaga!
389
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,217
You do not believe me.
390
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:48,852
You ought to be ashamed
of yourself.
391
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:51,222
A little kid like that
who never did you any harm.
392
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,124
Jeannie, come back.
393
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,626
Bring Custer back.
394
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,863
This is your master calling!
395
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,834
[♪♪♪]
396
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,713
I'm sure
he's all right, honey.
397
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,982
After all, no rockets
left for Mars today.
398
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:18,983
Oh!
399
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,718
I-- I was
only fooling, dear.
400
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:21,719
Honestly.
401
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:22,953
Here, Nancy. Take this.
402
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,454
No, no.
403
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:25,856
Thanks for coming over,
doctor.
404
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,525
You-- You've been
a great comfort.
405
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,759
[DOORBELL RINGS]
406
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:30,127
That could be some news.
407
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:33,263
Oh, Custer,
Custer, darling.
408
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,966
Is he back yet?
409
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,935
Is there-- Is there anything
new in the house?
410
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,169
What?
411
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:40,538
Well-- Hello,
Dr. Bellows.
412
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,272
I mean, since--
Since Custer left,
413
00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:44,842
have you noticed anything
that wasn't here before?
414
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:47,711
That's new.
415
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,980
Huh?
Where'd it come from?
416
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:53,083
I found it in Custer's room
this morning.
417
00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:57,287
On his bed,
next to his pajamas.
418
00:20:57,322 --> 00:21:00,991
Water it every day.
He's a growing boy.
419
00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:03,126
There's a new goldfish.
Does that count?
420
00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:04,295
Does it count?
421
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,163
Which one?
Which one?
422
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:09,066
Uh, it's-- It's the one
with the brown eyes.
423
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,402
TONY:
Oh, Custer. Custer!
424
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,806
Captain, I know how upset
you must be over Custer.
425
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:18,108
Sir, I have a confession
to make.
426
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,746
Tell me, captain.
Unburden yourself.
427
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:23,947
This is all my fault.
428
00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:25,483
I can't keep it
a secret any longer.
429
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:26,484
Your fault?
430
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:27,551
It's liable to finish me,
431
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,019
but I've got to tell you.
432
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:30,354
Yes, yes.
433
00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:32,089
TONY:
I know what happened
to Custer.
434
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,290
You see, I have this friend,
435
00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:35,092
and she thought
that Custer was--
Hi.
436
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,863
Custer, darling!
Where have you been?
437
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:41,431
There's this traveling carnival
at the edge of town,
438
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,467
and they've got
the neatest centrifuge ride.
439
00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:45,435
I didn't think
you'd mind.
440
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:47,004
You've been at
the carnival all day?
441
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,972
I was gonna call you up
and tell you where I was.
442
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:51,475
Only then I wouldn't have had
enough money left for popcorn.
443
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,210
And, hey, Captain Nelson.
444
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,145
I know how you do
that floating trick.
445
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:56,213
Huh? What do you mean?
446
00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:57,314
I saw a lady at the carnival
447
00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:58,983
do the exact same thing.
448
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:00,684
She even disappeared
in a puff of smoke.
449
00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:02,852
What'd she look like, huh?
What'd she look like?
450
00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:04,188
Big fat lady
with dark hair.
451
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:05,522
Oh.
452
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,091
Oh, I'm so relieved.
453
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:09,759
Captain Nelson, let's have a cup
of coffee and some coffeecake.
454
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:11,027
No, I'm sorry,
Mrs. Jamison.
455
00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:13,030
I've gotta find somebody
and apologize to her.
456
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,665
How 'bout that confession?
457
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:17,034
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, well, how 'bout that?
458
00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:27,545
Now, Custer, my boy.
459
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:30,347
Let's start
at the beginning
460
00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:33,617
and go over
everything you saw...
461
00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:39,056
...very carefully.
462
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:40,123
Ah-ah-ah-ah.
463
00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:52,135
Jeannie.
464
00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:57,441
Look, how wrong
can a fellow be?
465
00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:59,209
I-- I hope you'll forgive me,
466
00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:02,746
but I-- I won't blame you
if you don't.
467
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:05,015
Jeannie.
Jeannie.
468
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:13,924
[JEANNIE SINGS
IN A FOREIGN TONGUE]
469
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:16,794
Hey, Jeannie.
470
00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:19,497
Jeannie.
471
00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:21,632
♪ Do-do-de
Do-do-de-doop ♪
472
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,803
Hi.
473
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:31,108
Oh, Jeannie, how wrong
can a fellow be?
474
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:32,943
I won't blame you
if you don't forgive me.
475
00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:34,077
I hope you will.
476
00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:35,412
Never.
477
00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:38,315
Do not bother me.
I am choosing a new planet.
478
00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:41,385
I will not stay
where I am not wanted.
479
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,387
Who said that? Huh?
Who said--? Who said that?
480
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,689
Who said you weren't wanted?
481
00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:50,861
I will find a master up there
who does not hate blonds.
482
00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:52,229
Jeannie,
I didn't mean that.
483
00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:58,802
Ah, you know, we have
a custom on this planet
484
00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:00,470
called "kiss and make up."
485
00:24:03,342 --> 00:24:06,744
I would know more
of this custom.
486
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,145
I am truly sorry.
487
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,681
I'll never accuse you
of anything like that again.
488
00:24:10,716 --> 00:24:12,282
You promise?
489
00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:13,884
I promise.
490
00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:37,340
[♪♪♪]
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