All language subtitles for I Dream of Jeannie (1965) - S01E10 - Djinn and Water (480p DVD x265 Silence)_track3_[eng]

[♪♪♪]

Oh.

Morning, Jeannie.

Good morning, master.
I am ready.

Oh, yes?
Ready for what?

To go for a ride with you

in the magic cart
that goes like the wind.

Well, it's not a cart.

It's a car. A car.
And I'm afraid

I can't take you
out today, Jeannie.

I'm right in the middle
of an experiment.

Oh, you always say that.

Well, I always am.

I know.

You want me to ask you
what this experiment is about.

Do you really want to know?
Mm.

If it pleases thee
to tell me.

I'm working on a small,
portable desalinization unit.

And if it works,
it's going to solve

one of the most pressing
problems in-- In--

Well, in modern history.

The shortage of fresh water.

Very interesting.

When we go riding,
may I sit behind the wheel

that moves the magic cart?

With this unit,
if you're stranded

in the middle of the ocean,
on an island, say--

Well, like we were.
You can make all

the fresh water you need
right out of the ocean.

Let us get stranded again
so we can try it out.

There has to be a way
to lick this.

Oh, nothing could be easier.

You will sit next to me
in the magic cart,

and we will ride
very fast.

Wait a minute.
What did you say?

I said, you will sit
next to me in the magic cart,

and we will ride very--
No, no, no.

I mean about the seawater.

Oh, that.

Great-grandfather Bilejik
used to do it all the time.

What magic
makes your car move, master?

Forget about the car.

Are you you trying to tell me
that your great-grandfather

could take salt
out of seawater?

Yes.

At least he used to know
how to do it 2000 years ago.

His land was like
a Garden of Eden,

while that of his neighbors
all around was like baked clay.

Great-grandfather would not
tell them his secret.

Jeannie.
Mm?

Jeannie, would he
tell you his secret?

I suppose so.

Is there some demon inside
your car that makes it move?

Oh, forget about the car,
really.

I want you to do me a favor.

I will do anything
for you, master.

Good.

I want you to go back

and talk to your
great-grandfather.

Have a long talk with him.

[LAUGHS]

I will do anything for you,
master.

Except that.

Why?

Because I will not leave thee.

Ah. But I will do
the next best thing.

You sent for Bilejik?

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[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Do you have any idea
what it would mean

to the rest of the world
if we could supply them

with usable ocean water?

Money in it?

Well, it'd be very valuable.

Oh, then Bilejik
is definitely interested.

[CHUCKLES]

Do you know,
I was known

as the greatest miser
in the world.

JEANNIE:
I was hoping you had changed.

Please be careful, master.

He spent most of his time
in jail.

TONY:
Don't worry about me.
I can handle myself.

Uh, do you have
a written formula

for this process
of yours, sir?

Oh, of course.
I have it all written.

Right here in a nutshell.

Would you tell it to me?

Well, we have to have
an agreement.

What kind
of an agreement?

Believe me,
you will not like it, master.

I should have warned you.

He is the black sheep
of the family.

You know, I think we could
negotiate much better

if you get her out of here.

Out.

Well, I will not leave.

Uh, Jeannie?

Look, um,

why don't you just run along
and let the men talk, huh?

JEANNIE:
I know him.
He's very cunning.

TONY:
Can he do what he says?

Well, yes. But--
Well, all right, fine.

We'll get some
kind of a deal.

Well, do we negotiate,
or do I have to leave?

No, no. We'll negotiate, sir.
Don't leave.

All right.
But I warned you, master.

Jeannie, why don't you just run
along and amuse yourself, huh?

You mean that?
Sure.

Oh!
Thank you, master.

[LAUGHS]

I got rid of her,
so we can talk now.

Oh, you know...
You know,

she is my most favorite
great-granddaughter,

but is honest.

Of course, nobody is perfect.

About this process of yours,
sir. Is it expensive?

Oh, that is the beauty
of it. Pennies.

How much do you want for it?

No, no, no!

That is no way to negotiate.

Oh, dear, you...

You spoiled everything.

Let me help you.

When you negotiate,

you pretend
that you are not interested.

Then, perhaps,
I will lower my price.

Oh, well.

And would you, sir?

Thou must be kidding.

[CAR ENGINE REVVING]

Jeannie!

Jeannie, no, no, stop.
Now, stop!

No, no,
don't do that.

[TIRES SQUEAL]

Excuse me, sir.

Just make yourself at home.
I'll be right back.

[CAR ENGINE REVVING]

[♪♪♪]

Jeannie!

[TIRES SQUEAL]

Jeannie. Jeannie?

[TIRES SQUEALING]

Jeannie, now,
I mean it, now--

Now, listen, Jeannie--

Jeannie. Jeannie.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

No. No, please, wait.

No, no,
please, wait.

Wait, now, stop!

Now, come on, Jeannie.
I'm not fooling around.

No, no, please, wait.

Wait!
Now, stop!

No, no.
Please, wait.

Wait! Wait.
Now, stop.

Jeannie,
stay right there.

Hello, Dr. Bellows.

Captain Nelson, you and I
have a lot to talk about.

Sir?

That car has no driver.

No.
No, It doesn't.

Well, thank heavens
no one was hurt.

Just by talking to it,

you brought that vehicle
to a stop.

Well, that vehicle should
never have started, sir.

I can't wait to hear
your explanation.

Well, actually,
I-I can explain it, sir.

You're doing
some experimental work?

You've rigged it up
as a robot car,

operated by remote control?

You might say that.

Then again, I might not.

I've seen experiments like this,

but I've never seen
anyone control a car

by talking to it.

Well, it's new, sir.
It's top-secret.

That's why it seems so unusual.

Everything about you
is unusual, captain.

I haven't had
a decent night's sleep

since you've been
assigned to me.

Sorry about that, sir.

As a psychiatrist, I know that
everything has an explanation.

And that includes you
and this car.

One day I'm going to get
to the bottom of it.

And do you know something,
captain?

That's going to be
the happiest day of my life.

Yes, sir.

But would you mind,
in the future, please,

drive the old-fashioned way?

Thank you.

[♪♪♪]

All right, young lady.

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

Dr. Bellows
is a very suspicious man,

is he not?

He has pretty good reason
for being suspicious.

Who told you you could take the
car and drive off without me?

Well, you did, master.

I what?

Well, you told me
to go amuse myself,

and this is what amuses me.

Ooh, it is faster
than a flying carpet.

And a lot more dangerous.

Never do that again.
Do you understand?

Yes, master.

I hope Bilejik is still there.

Oh, I will go see.

[♪♪♪]

Ah.

Eh.

[SHATTERS]

Put those back.

Ah, don't--

Don't you ever knock?

I will not have you
injure this one.

He belongs to me.

The last time
you summoned me

to help someone
was 1500 years ago,

and I sold him
two pyramids

and the scrolls
of the Red Sea.

Well, this one is different.
He is most wise.

Well, in that case,

I will just sell him
one pyramid.

You will sell him nothing.

But he wants to buy my--
My water formula. He--

He is a most eager buyer.

Can you really take salt
out of water?

Oh, it is child's play.

Then do it for him.

[DOOR OPENS]

Oh, he's coming.

[♪♪♪]

My own great-granddaughter.

Bilejik?

Bilejik?

Excuse me.
I thought I lost you.

Oh, you did, did you?

Well, you are not going
to get rid of me that easily.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Uh, would you mind
sitting down in there, sir?

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Morning, Tony.
Wanna hear some great sounds?

I've got this Afro-Latin record
that'll really turn you on.

I'm kind of busy right now.

Yeah, nice talking to you.

I got a visitor.
You got a v--?

Ah, you sly dog.

Maybe she'll dig the music, huh?
Where is she?

No, no, it's not a girl.

It's a very old man.

Sure he is.

Well, I'll, uh...
I'll keep the mood music.

Captain Roger Healey,
this is Mr. Bilejik.

Oh. Everybody here
dresses so oddly.

Oh.

Where are you from,
Mr. Bilejik?

I am from the old country.

Really?
Where--? Whereabouts?

The old, old country.

Now, what can I sell you?

Well, what--?
What have you got?

Everything.

He's kind of an old,
old junk man, huh?

What are you buying?

Well, actually,

I am selling my friend here a--

Oh, I don't think
I'll discuss it

until I find out
if it works.

ROGER:
Don't buy any
old capsules from him.

Oh, what are they?

I can get you
all that you need.

He's a little way out,
isn't he?

Bye-bye.
Oh, thank you.

My record.
I'll take it.

Goodbye, Roge.
Thanks for dropping in.

[DOOR CLOSES]

All right, sir,
let's get down to business.

Oh, I'm all ready.
You bet I'm ready.

Uh, I was wondering
what you would like

in exchange
for your process?

Oh, the process.
Well, uh,

since you are a great friend
of my great-granddaughter,

I will charge you nothing.
That is, uh...

Well, that's very
kind of you, sir.

...except a little token.

What kind of token?

Well, it would amuse me
if I could, uh...

If I could have
a little statue

I have heard people
talking about.

What kind of statue?

Well, I don't know
what the name is, but, uh,

it is a statue of a little lady

holding a torch.

The Statue of Liberty?

Oh, that's it.

[♪♪♪]

You're being unreasonable,
Bilejik.

I can't give you
the Statue of Liberty.

It doesn't even belong to me.

No one has ever
called Bilejik unreasonable.

What about that thing
called the Mint?

The Mint?
I can't give you the Mint.

Elizabeth Taylor?

Forget it.

I guess I...
I'd better be getting back home.

You are not going anywhere.

Not until my master
has the formula he wants.

But he has nothing
to trade me for it.

And you ought to hear
what he's asking.

Let me deal with him, master.

But Jeannie--
I will get you
what you wish.

All right.

I'll be out on the patio
if you need me.

Mm.
Don't give away
the country, huh?

No.

Oh, my dear
great-granddaughter,

you are wasting your time,

because you have nothing
to offer me.

Ha! Your formula
means nothing to me.

Oh-ho, it doesn't, hey?

[LAUGHS]

Of course not.

I just wanted to get him
out of the room

so I could wish you
a safe journey home.

Oh, thank you.

Give my love to the family.

I will.

Great-grandmother is well?

Yes, she is her same old
sour-tempered self.

And Tanya?

Tanya?

Mm.

The little belly dancer.

Oh, that--?
That Tanya?

I think I shall arrange

for Great-grandmother
to meet her.

No, no, no.
Please, please,

do not disturb
your poor, old grandmother

with all of these
little problems.

Well, all right.
When do you want the formula?

Now.

Master?

Yeah?

My great-grandfather
has decided

to tell you
what you wish to know.

Yes, and you must understand
that this is just

out of the goodness of my heart.

Because we are
a very generous people.

However, if you wish
to show your gratitude--

Great-grandfather.

All right, all right.

I will need a few things.

Yes, what?

Salt water.
Salt water.

Yes.
Porous cloth.

Porous cloth.

Seeds of the geloom.

Seeds of...the geloom?
Mm-hm.

Oh, I know
where to find them, master.

They grow in a field
near the Nile.

Oh, I will fetch them
right away.

You will stay right here
and I will fetch them.

No woman ever gives me orders.

Heh-heh. Is there anything
you would like me to tell

Great-grandmother
while I'm there?

Tell her I'm fine.

I'll be home as soon
as I get finished with this--

This business.

Keep your eye on him, master.

I certainly appreciate this,
Mr. Bilejik.

I can't tell you
what it would mean to me and--

Oh, it's nothing, nothing.

If you--
If you wish to--

To do me a little favor,
well, uh...

You see,
I have a little money scheme,

and I would like to
meet your president.

I have not gone yet.

If there is anything I detest,
it's a sneaky genie.

[♪♪♪]

Hello, Dr. Bellows.

I've been thinking
about our meeting this morning,

and I wanted to ask you...

What have you got there?

Well,
this is drinking water, sir.

Don't you have running water
in your home, captain?

Well, of course.

This isn't ordinary water.
It's seawater.

Huh.

I should have known.

And if I should ask you
why you're drinking seawater,

what would your answer be?

I'm conducting
a little experiment, sir.

Oh, another one, captain?

Have you finished
the one with the car?

Yes, sir, I finished that.
I won't have to test that again.

So now you're drinking
seawater?

Are you sure that cask

doesn't contain
something else, captain?

I-I don't understand
what you mean, sir.

Some whiskey, perhaps?

Gin?
Vodka?

I hope you don't think
that I'd be--

Oh, don't I?

I'm not as innocent
as I look, captain.

Well, sir, really,

it's just plain old

ordinary seawater,
that's all. Just--

Now, don't-- Don't drink it.

Uh, colonel, please don't--

[MOUTHS]
Seawater.

Seawater.

I-I'm sorry,
sir, I--

I mean, I-- I told you.

[♪♪♪]

[HUMMING]

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

Here's your seawater, sir.

Oh, good.

Good, good, good.
Thank you.

Oh, tell me, sir,
are you a very rich man?

Who, me?

Why, no, no.
Why?

Well, I thought perhaps

you could arrange
a little loan for me.

Forget it.

Here are your geloom seeds.

Oh, may I see those?

I want to find out
the modern name for them.

If it works, that is.

It had better work.

Oh, poor Bilejik.

He's-- He's caught
in a real den of thieves,

but it will work.

Ah.

Now-- Now-- Now we pour
the seawater in that.

Do not trouble yourself,
master.

Oh, my. She was
always a showoff.

What happens now?

Oh, what usually happens
is that I get paid, but...

Well, all right.
You'll have fresh water in--

In less than a minute.

How does it work?

Well, you--
You see, the seeds

have an incredible
affinity for the salt,

and they soak it up
just like sponges.

Well, you mean,
that's all there is to it?

Oh, no, no.

Usually I make it
much more complicated.

As a matter of fact, I did the
same experiment a long time ago.

It took me seven months.

Oh, but the sultan
paid me a fortune.

Here.
Taste it.

[LAUGHS]

She always was a showoff.

It's fresh water.

And it's wonderful.
BILEJIK: Yes.

Be my guest.

Bilejik, I don't know
how to thank you.

Thou art telling me?

He has already
been thanked, master.

Look at the size of these.
Look how big they are.

Yes. Well, of course,
they're full of salt.

Where can I get more?

Oh, it's a weed.

It grows in fields everywhere,
everyplace.

You've done it, Jeannie.

Bilejik,
I'm going to see

that your name
goes down in history.

Well, who wants that?

There--
There's no money in it.

Can I go home now?

Yes, Great-grandfather.
Have a safe journey home.

And give my love to Tanya.

Ah-ah-ah-ah.

Ah!
Look what he had stolen.

You should have
let him keep 'em.

Jeannie, do you have any idea
what these seeds mean?

We're gonna go look up
a botanist

and find out
the modern name for these.

Oh, it's incredible.

Why,
this is the most exciting find

I've ever run across.

You don't know the half of it.

Oh, there's no doubt
about it.

No, no, this is it.

You know the name of it?

I told you the name of it.

It is called the geloom seed.

These seeds are the seeds
of the Lucretia Quimby daisy.

We're gonna need
a lot of them.

Well, they grow like weeds.

It was named for his mother
by a man named Quimby,

in the year 1872.

That was nice of him,
wasn't it?

Oh, it goes way back.
Several thousand years back.

Yeah, I know.
I know.

They grow wild
in the Middle East.

Grew.
Grew?

Yes. You see, uh,

Quimby was an archaeologist,
as well as a botanist.

That's why we have a record
of this seed.

And he translated
an ancient work on botany.

Gave the whole history
of the plant and...

the blight.

The blight?

The blight that wiped out

the Lucretia Quimby daisy,

in the year 1.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[HUMMING]

Hi, Jeannie.

What are you doing?

Oh. I am in the middle
of an experiment.

I see.
And I'm supposed to ask you

what the experiment is,
right?

Do you really want to know?

Go ahead, tell me.

Drink this.

What is it?

Fresh water.

[♪♪♪]

It's salt water.

Yes. I cannot make fresh water
out of salt water,

but I have learned

how to make salt water
out of fresh water.

Ah!

[♪♪♪]