All language subtitles for I Dream of Jeannie (1965) - S01E07 - Anybody Here Seen Jeannie (480p DVD x265 Silence)_track3_[eng]

NARRATOR:
Once upon a time,

in a mythical place
called Cape Kennedy,

an astronaut named Tony Nelson
went up on a space mission.

The missile went up,

but something went wrong,
and they had to bring it down.

Captain Nelson landed on
an island in the South Pacific,

where he found a bottle.

At least, it looked
like a bottle.

But it didn't act
like a bottle.

[♪♪♪]

Because in it was a genie.

Oh, not your average
everyday genie,

but a beautiful genie...

...who could grant any wish.

[♪♪♪]

Captain Nelson was so grateful,
he set Jeannie free.

Only she didn't want
to be free.

You know how it is

when you've been cooped up
in a bottle for 2000 years.

She wanted to have fun.

And she wanted to have it
with Captain Nelson.

So she followed him back
to Cocoa Beach,

a mythical town

in a mythical state
called Florida.

And there, in this house,

the girl in the bottle
plays Spin the Astronaut.

A meeting is expected
to be called at Geneva

next month.

Turning to the domestic front.

At Cape Kennedy, America's
three-man astronaut team

is preparing
to take an historic walk

into outer space.

The team consists
of Captain Tony Nelson,

Captain Roger Healey

and Lieutenant George Conway.

It's probable that Captain
Nelson, as head of the team,

will be the first American
to step into outer space.

[PHONE RINGING]
I'll have local news--

Hello, Nelson here.

Captain Nelson.
Dr. Bellows here.

Hello, Dr. Bellows.

I've just been going over
some of your reports.

How are you feeling?

Oh, fine, sir.
Isn't that what the reports say?

Oh, the reports look fine.

But in my opinion,

you've been a bit jumpy lately.

Me, sir?
Not at all.

Uh, I sleep soundly,
appetite's good.

[CHUCKLES]
I could eat a horse.

Hey, what are you doing--?

Shoo! Shoo!

Did you say "shoo"?

Yeah-- Oh, I--
I'm sorry, I wasn't--

I wasn't speaking to you, sir.
[WHINNIES]

Jeannie!
Jeannie, would you--?

Would you get this horse
out of here?

Captain. Uh, captain!

Uh, captain!
[SNEEZES]

Do you have a horse
in your living room?

Of course not.

Why would I have a horse
in my living room?

I don't know.

But we'll find out
this afternoon.

I want you to report here
at 2:00 for some tests.

Yeah, but-- But--
[LINE CLICKS]

Heh. Jeannie...

Would you get this outta here?

But you said
you could eat a horse.

That's merely an expression.
Now come on, take him away.

[SIGHS]
Thanks.

Anything you desire.

Now, just don't
get carried away.

Oh-ho-ho!

You have not seen
anything yet, master.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

These are the best plover eggs
I've ever tasted.

[GIGGLES]
And of course,

they're the only plover eggs
I've ever tasted.

Mm, have some more sausage,
master.

Mmm, well,
I don't know, Jeannie.

I don't think I better.

Steak?

Well...

Veal? Kidney?
Pork chops?

Heh-heh, Jeannie,

this is more than I've ever had
for breakfast.

Oh, wait until you see the lunch
I have planned for you, master.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Oh, that's Roge and George.

Do you mind?

Thanks.

Oh, hi, Roge, George.
Let me have your hat.

Uh, look, I've got
my charts upstairs.

I think we better go and take
another look at 'em, huh?

ROGER:
Good. Look, you guys start
without me.

I'm going to grab
a cup of coffee.

When you step out of that space
ship, remember easy does it.

You push yourself away too hard,
and you'll never stop spinning.

Now, as I see it,
our two tricky moments come

when we open the hatch
to let you out

and then when we, uh,
close it again on your re-entry.

I'll start the decompression
when the air lock

is pressurized to air space.

I open the door
and out you go.

Watch out
for that first step, Tony.

It's really a honey.

Uh, listen, Roger.
I think it's very important

that you take a look
at this too, heh-heh.

There's only one thing
that worries me.

Yeah?

Heh, when I step out
into space,

Roge'll pilot the ship.

And you know,
it might be a good idea

if we checked that tether
again.

Yeah, uh, well,

I can't do it right now.
I have something else to do.

More important than checking
your space umbilical cord?

Yeah. Well, I'll get to it.
I'll get to it.

Well, anything you say.

Guess we better
be running along.

[♪♪♪]

You are not going.

Listen here, young lady.

You've got to stop playing
around like that.

I'm not going where?

Walking around in space.
Not without me.

[SCOFFS]

It is perfectly safe.

Oh-ho-ho, except that
your tether might break,

and you might go spinning off
into nothing.

What is a tether?

Hm? Oh, a tether. It's um--

Well, it's like a rope.

It keeps me attached
to the space capsule.

And, Jeannie,
I became an astronaut

because that's
what I want to do.

And believe me,
I know what I'm doing.

Well, I will not have thee
in danger.

Well, young lady, I'm afraid you
don't have much say about that.

Well, I have to get going.

Where are you going?

[SIGHS]

I'm going to take
a few routine tests.

Oh.

And if you do not pass
these tests?

Well, somebody will be taking
my place in that capsule.

[CHUCKLES]
But don't worry, I'll pass 'em.

Ooh.

Thou art a stubborn
and foolish man.

[♪♪♪]

TONY:
Jeannie, there's absolutely
nothing to worry about.

I, uh--

Jeannie, thanks a lot.
Um, you be a good girl, and...

I'll come home early, we'll have
a nice game of chess, huh?

[♪♪♪]

Ralph.

Captain Nelson.

Sir, there's really no need
for me to take anymore

of these tests.

If I hadn't passed all the tests
I've already taken,

I wouldn't be taking this, uh,
flight on Monday, would I?

Captain, I'm going to be
very honest with you.

You baffle me.

Oh, I admit that so far you've
checked out 100 percent,

but, uh, there's something.

Some little something

that I'm not
quite satisfied with.

You don't know what that
would be, do you, captain?

No, of course not.

Never mind.
I'll find it.

Exactly what are you
looking for, sir?

Well, I really don't know.

A horse in your living room.

Something that you can see
that I can't.

Voices that only you can hear.

Doesn't add up to the picture
of an ideal astronaut, does it?

You said I checked out
100 percent, sir.

Well, we're going
to check you out again.

We, uh...
We just may find a, um--

A physical clue
to the problem.

That is,
if there is a problem.

Yes,
if there is a problem.

Oh, uh, you can change
behind that screen.

Yes, sir.

[♪♪♪]

Now, uh, we're going
to start you off

at three-and-a-half
miles an hour.

[♪♪♪]

I could do this all day.

When do we reach the summit?

Will you step down, please?

Ha-ha--!

Something seems to be wrong
with my instrument panel.

I'll, uh--

I'll check your heart
with my stethoscope.

[CLEARS THROAT]

[HEART BEATING]

[HEART BEATS]

[AIR WHOOSHING]

Is everything all right?

Is anything the matter?

Uh, nothing.

You have a funny look
on your face.

Have I?

How do you feel?

Fine, fine.

Hmm, excuse me.

Uh, let's try
the pulmonary-function tester.

Now, let me just
check this out.

Fine.
You try it please.

There's a fresh mouthpiece.

Now, just breathe normally.

Well, how did I do, sir?

Let me check your heart again.

Oh, uh, first I'll make sure
this is working properly.

[HEART BEATING]

[DRUMS PLAYING
WILD RHYTHM]

[♪♪♪]

What's next?

Follow me, please.

Excuse me.

Uh, this is a space
arm-mobility tester.

I've never seen
one of these gadgets before--

It's a test of coordination
under pressure.

Just slip your arm
through the glove.

I want to see how many
of the small dials you can turn.

[LAUGHS]

What's the matter?

I-I don't know, sir.
It tickles, that's all.

[LAUGHING]

[CHUCKLING]
Come on.

Captain.
Yes?

Just please turn the dials.

Yes, yes. I-I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry.

[LAUGHING]

It's very ticklish.

Well, take your arm
out of the glove.

Yeah, all right.
Come over here, please.

Jeannie?

What did you say?

Oh, nothing, sir.

I had a feeling
we weren't alone.

You can be quite sure
we are alone, captain.

Can I?
Oh, of course, of course.

Would you get into these,
please?

Yes, sir.

Will you get on
the ergometer, please?

Yes, sir.

Now, I want you
to start slowly

and then gradually
increase the speed.

The pedals are weighted.

You won't be able
to go very fast.

Ready? Go!

I haven't done this
since I was a kid.

Save your breath,
Captain Nelson.

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTING]
Jeannie! Stop!

Captain Nelson,
you're going too fast!

You're telling me!

BELLOWS:
Stop it!

TONY:
I can't!

That's incredible.

Do you realize what a strain
that is on the heart?

Yes, sir, I do.

Stand up, please.

[HEART BEATING SLOWLY]

[♪♪♪]

That'll be all,
captain.

Will you get dressed,
please?

Am I through?

I would say so.

I-I mean,
am I all right?

The results are beyond
my wildest expectations.

TONY:
Sir, you're going to let me

go up in that capsule on Monday,
aren't you?

Captain, you don't need
a capsule.

[♪♪♪]

All right.

Where are you?

Jeannie?

I know you're here someplace.

All right now, come on out.

[JEANNIE LAUGHING]

[TONY CHUCKLES]

Very funny.

All right, young lady,
come on out.

[LAUGHING]

Oh, I enjoyed playing
those children's games.

Oh, did you? Well, you know
what you've done to me?

You might have washed me out.

Ooh, that means
you will not be allowed

to go walking around
in space, hm?

I'll be lucky if I'm allowed
to walk around in public.

How could you
have done this to me?

I-I did it for you.
I must protect you from danger.

You've protected me
right out of my life's work.

Ooh!

All right, if you like
this coat so much,

keep it.

[♪♪♪]

[BELLOWS' VOICE]
Captain Nelson.

This is Doctor Bellows.

I have to see you immediately.

I want you to be in my office
in five minutes, if not sooner.

That's an order.

[♪♪♪]

Oh!

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Come in!

Here's your dinner, Dr. Bellows.

Ah, thanks, Walter.

I can use it.

I feel a little woozy.

Well, this will fix you up,
doctor.

Oh.

Fine.

Enjoy it.

Thanks, Walter.

[♪♪♪]

Walter!

You called me, Dr. Bellows?
Walter,

there's something wrong
with this sandwich.

Every time I take a bite,
it's whole again. Look!

Would you like a doctor,
doctor?

Of course not.

I've just been overworking.

Maybe you better
go home now, sir.

Yes.

That might be a good idea,
Walter.

Yes. Thank you very much.

Uh, good night, Walter.

Good night, sir.

[♪♪♪]

I'm too young to go.

[HEART BEATING]

[BEATING SLOWS]

[BEATING STOPS]

I'm dead!

Here I am, sir.

What are you doing here?

You just phoned me
and told me to rush right over.

I did not. Or did I?
I really don't know.

You don't know whether or not
you phoned me?

Well, of course I did.

Oh, captain, I'm a sick man.

I think my heart just stopped.

Your heart just stopped?
Yes.

I think I'll rush right over
to the base hospital

and turn myself in
for observation.

Well, what about
my, uh, fitness report, sir?

Oh, captain, in my condition,

who am I to presume
to judge anyone?

[♪♪♪]

[GROANS]

All right, Jeannie.

[GIGGLES]

I think you're back
in the space program.

I think so too.

And thanks.
But no more tricks.

Oh, no, master.

All right, let's go home.

Oh, you're taking me back?

Temporarily.

But no more shenanigans,
either.

Oh, no. I-- I promise.

All right.
My car is--

My car is out front.

Say, would you, uh, mind?

You know, you know.

Oh.

Thanks.

[LAUGHS]

Stop. Come on, come on.
Cut it out, will you!

Come on!

Now, come on, stop that!

What are people gonna say?

[♪♪♪]

You have
a perfect trajectory, Tony.

Glad to hear it.

We're on auxiliary temp.

GEORGE:
Everything is green here.

Tony, are you ready
to hit the deck?

As ready as I'll ever be.

[♪♪♪]

Decompression switch on.

[AIR HISSING]

I'm opening the hatch.

TONY:
Hatch is open.
I'm stepping out.

I'm heading for
the wild blue yonder.

Check your tether line.

GEORGE:
Tether clear.
Easy does it, Tony.

Tony's out of the ship.

All systems normal.

[♪♪♪]

I've left the ship.
I'm floating.

ROGER:
Any reaction?

TONY:
Are you kidding?
It feels great!

Good evening, master.

Did thou see the beautiful star
over there?

Star light, star bright
First star I see tonight

Wish I may, wish I might

Wish this wish
Comes true tonight

[MOUTHS]
Very funny.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]