All language subtitles for I Dream of Jeannie (1965) - S01E06 - The Yacht Murder Case (480p DVD x265 Silence)_track3_[eng]

NARRATOR:
Once upon a time,

in a mythical place
called Cape Kennedy,

an astronaut named Tony Nelson
went up on a space mission.

The missile went up,

but something went wrong,
and they had to bring it down.

Captain Nelson landed on
an island in the South Pacific,

where he found a bottle.

At least,
it looked like a bottle.

But it didn't act
like a bottle.

[♪♪♪]

Because in it was a genie.

Oh, not your average
everyday genie,

but a beautiful genie...

...who could grant any wish.

[♪♪♪]

Captain Nelson was so grateful,
he set Jeannie free,

only she didn't want
to be free.

You know how it is

when you've been cooped up
in a bottle for 2000 years.

She wanted to have fun.

And she wanted to have it
with Captain Nelson.

So she followed him back
to Cocoa Beach,

a mythical town

in a mythical state
called Florida.

And there in this house,

the girl in the bottle
plays Spin the Astronaut.

[♪♪♪]

Good morning, master.

Good morning, Jeannie.

You hungry?

Mm, yes.

Help yourself
to anything you'd like.

[GIGGLES]

I-- I'm not on the menu.

Try the sausage,
huh?

[SIGHS]

Hey, wait a minute. We got
an emergency meeting call

this morning.

Oh, boy, I'm going to be late.
Excuse me.

Thou art always away slaving.

Mm.
Say, tell you what.

Tonight, when it's really
good and dark,

why don't I take you
for a long drive on the beach.

How about that?

That sounds wonderful.

What shall I do all day?

Mm, well, you'll think
of something.

Goodbye, Jeannie.
I'll see you tonight.

Jeannie...

[SIGHS]

Jeannie, stop that.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Because of the very nature
of this mission,

we're not going to force anyone
to accept this assignment.

We're asking for
a volunteer.

[MAN CLEARS THROAT]

Carson?

Davenport?

What about you,
Captain Healey?

Colonel, I'd gladly serve above
and beyond the call of duty,

but this is even beyond
above and beyond.

Gentlemen, I don't mind telling
you I am bitterly disappointed.

Surely there must
be one among you

willing to undertake
this assignment.

Yeah, sir, I don't understand
what this is all about,

but I'd like to--
Thank you, Captain Nelson.

Report immediately
to General Fletcher's office.

Uh, Fred, what's this...?
Uh...Fred?

A guided tour?

You must be joking,
general.

I-- I understood this
to be an important mission.

P.J. Ferguson is the president
of the largest aerospace firm

in the country.

He has served as
a technical consultant to NATO.

And Senator Kane

of the Armed Forces
Appropriations Committee

is his closest friend.

Are you reading me,
captain?

Loud and clear, sir.

Mr. Ferguson and his family
are cruising on their yacht.

They stopped by here
just for today.

And he specifically suggested
a bright, young astronaut

for the tour.

You are a bright, young
astronaut, are you not, captain?

I always thought I was, sir,

until I volunteered
for this assignment.

The Fergusons are here,
general.

I don't intend to...

go back on my word, sir.

I'll be glad
to conduct the tour.

Good man.

P.J.
Bill.

This is
Captain Tony Nelson.

Captain.
How do you do, sir?

Mr. Ferguson
and Miss Ferguson.

Captain Nelson.
I never thought we'd get you.

It's a privilege.

No, it's my privilege...
and an unexpected pleasure.

Been looking forward
to this tour, captain.

Wanted to see how our latest
component parts are working out.

I'd be happy
to show you around, sir.

Mm, not-- Not too, uh,
technical, Father.

Remember, this is still...
a pleasure trip.

Boy, I feel guilty.

I could have tipped poor Tony
off when he came in.

It's not your fault
he wanted to be a hero.

I know, but it's a lousy
assignment he got hung up with.

TONY:
Mr. Ferguson...

Uh, uh, watch it, guys.

[♪♪♪]

This is a group
of the walking wounded.

Shock, you know.

[♪♪♪]

This young man has real
engineering savvy, Bill.

Made some interesting
suggestions.

Don't get any ideas, P.J.,
we intend to keep him.

Oh, I'd like you and your staff

on-board the Nina tonight
for cocktails.

We're sailing in the morning.

Thank you.
I'll pass out the word.

You will be there,
won't you, Tony?

I'm sorry, Nina.

I've made other plans.

NINA:
Oh.

Nothing that can't be changed,
I'm sure.

Well, I did promise someone
else, sir, and--

You wouldn't put pleasure
before duty, would you, captain?

Especially since this duty
is such a pleasure.

Yes, sir.

I'll be there.

She'll understand.

But you don't understand!

Hey, wait a minute,
wait a minute!

You don't understand!

Oh, I understand.

You promised to take me
to the beach tonight,

but instead, you would rather
go out on someone's yacht.

I was ordered to.

It's-- It's business.
Ha!

Then I will go with you.

I am very good at business.

Oh, no, you won't.

And who is to stop me?

I am.

[LAUGHS]

Oh, come on, now.
Now, stop that, will you?

Look, look, I don't have
any time to fool around.

I'm late as it is.

Jeannie,
come on out of there.

Come--

Oh, all right,
stay in there.

[VACUUM WHIRS]

Jeannie, I'd, uh, like to
talk to you about tonight.

Now, come on.

Come closer.

Sorry about this,
Jeannie,

but your old master has a little
modern magic up his sleeve.

Now, you're gonna stay at home
tonight, like a good girl.

[JAZZY DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

Tony!

Huh? Hi.

Oh, sorry.

Captain Roger Healey,
this is Nina.

Wow.
If you're the Nina,

I'd love to see what the Pinta
and the Santa Maria look like.

And that, Captain Healey,
calls for champagne.

Follow me.

To the ends of the Earth.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Sorry,
you're sorry...?

[WHISTLING]

[CLEARS THROAT]

Captain Roger Healey,
U.S. Army.

Of course, you know that
if you read the newspapers.

What's it like orbiting the
Earth at 18,000 miles an hour?

Exhilarating.

The freedom
of weightlessness,

the color of the sunrise
and the sunsets...

Please go on.

You were just getting
to the exciting part.

Good evening,
Dr. Bellows.

Uh, we were talking
a little shop.

Uh, sometimes you get
carried away and, uh...

Mm, yes.

There's, um...
There's more than one way

of getting carried away,
captain.

Uh, look, why don't, uh--?
Why don't we go inside and talk?

You think that, uh, we...
ah-ah-ah, I saw her first.

Captain Roger Healey,
Commander Jeffrey Slade,

my husband.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Nice meeting you,
c-commander.

Guess you
saw her first.

Nice talking--
Nice talking to you two.

Well, honey, how are you getting
along with young Nelson?

I want him.

That's my girl,
straight and to the point.

I'll say one thing for Tony,

he's miles above
those spineless fortune hunters

I've had to chase off.

If we only had more time
together...

You leave it
to your old dad.

Thank you, darling.

Thank you--

Well, captain,
you having fun?

Yes, sir, Mr. Ferguson.
Great party.

Well, I'm glad
you're enjoying yourself.

Tony, have you ever thought
of what you're going to be doing

20 years from today?

Probably flying
economy tours to Mars.

Well, I'm going
to be frank with you.

I need a capable young man
like you in my firm.

Someone who can
take over for me one day.

Well...
I'm very flattered, sir.

Being an astronaut, I...

Well, to be frank,

I've made the service and the
space program my life's work.

Well, with Ferguson Aerospace,
you'd be still be

a very important part of it.

Does it make sense?

I don't know, sir.

Frankly, I-- I don't think
I'd be capable of it, uh--

We're sailing for Nassau
in the morning.

Come with us.

You'll have a lot of time
to think it over,

and we can all
become better acquainted.

Well,
I'd certainly like to.

But I-I'm doing
some very important research,

and, well, I'm afraid
it'd be impossible.

Nothing's impossible.

You leave it to me.

There you are,
darling.

Will you excuse us,
Daddy?

Oh, Bill.

Bill,
I need a favor of you.

Anything I can do, P.J.,
just ask.

I'm sailing
in the morning...

[♪♪♪]

Oh, hello,
Mrs. Flaherty.

I forgot you were coming.

It's Thursday.

Yeah, it is.

You havin' an orgy?

A...group of my friends
dropped in.

I'm gonna be leaving town
for a few days.

Uh, would you mind
tidying up a little bit?

Sure.

Oh, oh.

Don't use
the vacuum cleaner.

There's something wrong with it.
Um, a short, I think.

[WHISPERING]
Jeannie, listen,

I'm gonna have to leave town
for a few days, uh...

on a secret mission.

Look, I-- I'll make all this up
to you when I get back.

I'm... I'm sorry
I can't take you.

Goodbye.

You, uh, promised to take
the vacuum cleaner with you?

No, of course not.

It's a big yacht.
They'll have their own.

Goodbye, Mrs. Flaherty.

I'll see you next week.

Goodbye.

You gotta be touched
to be one of those astronauts.

Must be the thin air.

Poor dears.

Oh. Well, no wonder the vacuum
cleaner wouldn't work.

It has a handkerchief
stuck in it.

Won't he be pleased
when I fix it!

I think I stumbled on
a secret weapon!

Now,
isn't this much better

than being cooped up
in some silly little capsule?

Oh,
it's not a little capsule.

It's a rather large capsule.

And it's not silly.

Mm, I'm sorry.

That's all right.

Right. Right. Up.
Right, right, right, up, up.

Oh, yeah!

Whew. Wow.

Why anyone would ever want to be
an astronaut in the first place,

darling, I'll never know.

I guess I always
want to be above everything.

[GIGGLES]

That's another thing
I like about you,

your sense of humor.

Excuse me, Miss Ferguson.

Your father requests
you join him in the salon.

Oh, thank you, Albert.
Tell him I'll be right there.

Yes, ma'am.

I suppose I'd better get dressed
then, huh?

No, you stay here, darling,
and I'll see you later,

for cocktails.

Till later.

Oh!

Ah!

A secret mission, huh?

She did not leave many secrets.

Jeannie...

Listen, what--?
What are you doing here?

I told you to wait
in your vacuum cleaner.

You tricked me!

I had to.

I told you, this is business.

Business seems to be very good.

Now, you've got to get out
of here and go back home.

Oh, but you will get into
trouble if I leave you, master.

You need me.

Well, I need you like I need
a hole in my... My space helmet.

You want to get rid of me

so you can be alone
with that long-legged one.

I do not want to get rid of you.
It's just that...

well,
I've had enough.

JEANNIE:
Well, all I want

is to make you happy.

And all you're doing
is to make me miserable.

It's getting so I can't draw
an easy breath,

wondering when
you're gonna pop up.

[LAUGHS]

Now, I'm not kidding.
I'm desperate.

As you wish.

Bon voyage.

Thanks.

TONY:
Goodbye.

FERGUSON:
Where is she?

Huh?
She's gone.

Man overboard!

Tony, we've searched
the entire ship.

She's not aboard.

And there was no trace of her
in the water.

Of course,
with all the sharks--

There was no girl.

But we saw her.
No.

Tony,
we heard the whole argument,

up to the point when
you pushed her overboard.

Well, wait a minute. You think
I pushed her overboard?

Pushed who overboard?

What? Uh...nobody.

Tony,
I deal in facts.

The fact is that somehow,
you managed to smuggle

a girlfriend aboard, and--
She was not my girlfriend.

Who?
Nobody!

Tony, then you told her
to go home and wait for you.

Tony,
we're only trying to help you.

I swear, there was no girl
on-board that ship.

And I'm telling the truth.

You are?

Then you'd better start
thinking up some lies,

because there isn't a jury
in the world

that wouldn't hang you.

Well,
it's bigger than a capsule.

Smaller than a breadbox.

Roger,
I need your help.

I'd do anything in the world
for you.

You're my friend.
I believe in you.

Thanks, Roge.

Why'd you kill her?
I didn't kill her,

and you're gonna help me
prove it.

What do you want me to do?

I want you to go to my house.
Mm-hm.

What, you want me
to bring back something?

No, no, no,
just go to my house.

What for?

I want you to talk to it.

You want me to go to your house
and talk to it?

Yes, yes.

A house is like a-a...
Like a living thing.

Over the years,
it develops vibrations.

Uh, y-you know,
like a dog.

Your house is like a dog?
Yeah. Yeah.

Well, haven't you ever noticed
how people and their dogs

look alike?
Well, the same with houses.

Yeah, I've noticed that.
Yeah, I've... I've noticed that.

Now, I want you to go
in the living room,

and I want you to
talk to the walls.

Is there anything in particular
you want me to say to 'em?

Um...uh, say,

"Tony's in trouble."
"Tony's in trouble."

"Tony needs you."
"Tony needs you."

"Tony, uh... Tony's
very fond of you."

"Tony's very fond
of you."

"But you're hurting him deeply."
"But you're hurting him deeply."

"If you realized how much
you were hurting him,

you wouldn't be doing it."

"If you realized how much
you were hurting him,

you wouldn't be doing it."
That's it.

Any particular wall
you're close to?

Yeah, yeah, uh...

Try the... The wall
nearest the fireplace.

The wall near the fireplace.
Nice, warm wall, that's good.

Uh...oh, oh, and h-have a word
with my vacuum cleaner too.

It's in the hall closet.

I wouldn't leave without saying
hello to your vacuum cleaner.

Thanks.
Thanks, Roge.

I'm depending on you.

Promise me you'll do this.
It means life or death.

I know it sounds far-out,
but--

[LAUGHING]
Far-out?

I'll be glad to do it.

Guard!

I'm depending on you.

Oh...
Oh, here. Here are the keys.

Yeah, that's right.

Keys. Gotta have the keys.

Do it.
Thanks, buddy.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Hello.

Hi, I'm Roger Healey.
Tony sent me.

Uh...

he wanted me to tell you
that he was in trouble,

and that, uh...
That he needs you.

And he's very fond of you,
and, uh...

And that you're hurting him
deeply.

Look, if you knew what you were
doing to that poor guy,

you wouldn't be doing it.

You should be a...

You should be ashamed
of yourself.

I mean,
what's he ever done to you?

[DOOR OPENING]

I...

I wouldn't ask this for myself,
but, um...

just for Tony's sake...

have-- Have a heart, huh?

Be a pal, just this once.

Captain Healey.

Yes, sir?

What were you doing?

I was talking to the wall,
sir.

May I ask why?

Yes, sir.

Tony asked me to.

I know this sounds wild, sir,
but you see,

houses get to be your friends,
like dogs.

And Tony wanted the walls
to know he was in trouble.

He wanted the walls to know
he was in trouble?

This wall is
a particular friend of his.

I think you'd better get back
to the base, captain.

I'll take over.

There's more here
than meets the eye.

But, sir, couldn't I just have
a couple of more minutes?

What for?

Tony asked me to have a talk
with his vacuum cleaner.

Hm. I'll talk to it.
You run along.

Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.

It's in the closet.

They're all cracking up.

Good morning.

Good morning.
I'm Dr. Bellows.

I'm a friend
of Captain Nelson's.

I wish I knew
what your secret was.

Well, whatever it is,
we don't need any more evidence.

Captain Nelson is where he can't
get into any more trouble.

[DOOR CLOSES]

What is a Nassau?

Don't go away.

Stay right where you are--
Oh-ho!

First you tell me to leave you
and never come back.

And then you say,
"Jeannie, stay where you are.

Don't go away."

Well, what is it
you really want of me?

I want you to stay
right where you are.

If I stay,
will you make me a promise?

Anything, anything you want.

You will not put me in
the vacuum cleaner again.

Well, of course not.
That was a terrible thing to do.

And that woman
with the bad legs,

you will not see her again?

She didn't have bad le--

I'll never see her again.

And you will take me
to the beach tonight?

Yes, Jeannie.
Anywhere you want to go.

Oh, you are wonderful!

I will stay.

[LAUGHS]

General.

Mr. Ferguson.

Look who's here.

I phoned Dr. Bellows.
He'll be right--

Who is that?

That's the girl
on the yacht.

Just call me Jeannie.

Yes.

Just call her Jeannie.

Are you sure you won't be
needing these things, Tony?

No. If I never see a yacht
again, it'll be too soon.

Gee, that's a shame.

The party on the yacht
we chartered for the weekend

is gonna be a real gas.
Sure you won't change your mind?

Uh-uh. Give my best to the gang.
You'll be sorry.

I'm gonna spend a nice,
quiet weekend with a bottle.

After what you've been through,
I don't blame you.

See you, Tony.

I am ready.

All right, Jeannie.

Where do you want to go?

[PHONE RINGS]

JEANNIE:
Uh-uh-uh.

Where we will not be
interrupted.

[♪♪♪]