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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,103 --> 00:00:03,137 -? (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS) ? -ABE LINCOLN: Previously, on a very special Clone High. 2 00:00:03,206 --> 00:00:04,272 The gang put on a musical 3 00:00:04,341 --> 00:00:07,341 that featured a kiss between Harriet and JFK. 4 00:00:07,410 --> 00:00:10,173 Joan was totally cool with it, but what Joan didn�t know 5 00:00:10,242 --> 00:00:13,581 was that the kiss made Harriet and JFK�s heart skip a beat. 6 00:00:13,650 --> 00:00:14,850 -The musical caused... -(SIREN WAILING) 7 00:00:14,919 --> 00:00:16,384 ...the Grassy Knoll to burn down, 8 00:00:16,453 --> 00:00:18,286 so that kind of overshadowed the kiss. 9 00:00:18,355 --> 00:00:19,954 But for how long, my friends? 10 00:00:20,023 --> 00:00:21,756 We�re friends, right? Please don�t answer that. 11 00:00:21,825 --> 00:00:23,625 (CHUCKLING) God, I�ve been so needy lately. 12 00:00:23,694 --> 00:00:24,926 (FIRE BLAZING) 13 00:00:24,995 --> 00:00:28,464 -(CROWD SOBBING) -(FIRE CRACKLING) 14 00:00:28,533 --> 00:00:31,102 ? (MUSIC TURNS SOMBER) ? 15 00:00:33,203 --> 00:00:34,636 (WIND WHOOSHING) 16 00:00:34,705 --> 00:00:36,204 We are gathered here today 17 00:00:36,273 --> 00:00:38,540 to mourn the end of the Grassy Knoll. 18 00:00:38,610 --> 00:00:39,875 Honestly, Joan, 19 00:00:39,944 --> 00:00:43,045 it�s like a pretty nasty 1950s-style diner 20 00:00:43,114 --> 00:00:45,347 that hearkens back to an era that was really dark 21 00:00:45,416 --> 00:00:47,715 and unpleasant for, like, kind of a lot of people. 22 00:00:47,784 --> 00:00:50,718 (CHUCKLES) I don�t understand why every teen show has one. 23 00:00:50,787 --> 00:00:53,088 Well, I love it because it�s the only place 24 00:00:53,157 --> 00:00:55,523 that hasn�t changed since I was frozen. 25 00:00:55,592 --> 00:00:57,959 Abe and I used to spend so much time here. 26 00:00:58,028 --> 00:01:00,695 -Didn�t we, Abe? -Yeah, we were regulars. 27 00:01:00,764 --> 00:01:02,563 Except when we ate the food, then we were anything 28 00:01:02,632 --> 00:01:04,467 but regular, am I right? (CHUCKLES) 29 00:01:04,536 --> 00:01:06,034 Good times with friends, 30 00:01:06,103 --> 00:01:08,704 and the crappy burgers taste exactly the same 31 00:01:08,773 --> 00:01:12,207 as they did 20 years ago. Crappy. 32 00:01:12,276 --> 00:01:15,376 -(GROANS) Oh, no. Not this. -What is it, Joanie? 33 00:01:15,445 --> 00:01:18,513 -Nothing. Somebody else talk. -Hey, you. Look. 34 00:01:18,582 --> 00:01:21,750 This isn�t a ceremony to mourn a burnt-up building. 35 00:01:21,819 --> 00:01:24,285 This is a funeral for my wife, Curly. 36 00:01:24,354 --> 00:01:26,087 -(CURLY SIZZLING) -Wait, that�s not a party-sized 37 00:01:26,156 --> 00:01:27,522 -blooming onion? -(CROWD GASPS) 38 00:01:27,591 --> 00:01:29,524 MOPPS: While the building was collapsing from the fire, 39 00:01:29,593 --> 00:01:31,092 -you guys caused... -(SCREAMS) 40 00:01:31,161 --> 00:01:32,460 ...Curly fell into a vat 41 00:01:32,529 --> 00:01:34,029 -of egg batter. -(SCREAMS) 42 00:01:34,098 --> 00:01:35,596 -MOPPS: She then slipped... -(CURLY GROANS) 43 00:01:35,665 --> 00:01:38,233 -...fell mouth first into a cheese spout. -(SCREAMS) 44 00:01:38,302 --> 00:01:40,535 MOPPS: And her guts was pumped full of the stuff. 45 00:01:40,604 --> 00:01:42,069 -Then she tripped again... -(CURLY SQUELCHES) 46 00:01:42,138 --> 00:01:45,040 -...in seasoned flour and then rolled into hot oil. -(GROANS, SCREAMS) 47 00:01:45,109 --> 00:01:47,109 MOPPS: And that�s when she got deep-fried. 48 00:01:47,178 --> 00:01:48,877 By the time I got her out, 49 00:01:48,946 --> 00:01:52,382 I tried throwing parsley on her to cool her down. 50 00:01:52,451 --> 00:01:53,818 But it was too late. 51 00:01:55,019 --> 00:01:56,255 (GULPS) Ugh. 52 00:01:58,356 --> 00:02:01,623 But why are you wearing such a jazzy suit to a funeral? 53 00:02:01,692 --> 00:02:03,793 Curly made this. She always dreamed 54 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:05,860 of owning an island-themed clothing store. 55 00:02:05,929 --> 00:02:08,663 So, I�m selling up here and making her dream come true. 56 00:02:08,732 --> 00:02:11,733 Gonna call the place, "Tony Jamaica�s." 57 00:02:11,802 --> 00:02:14,569 -Like, "Tommy Bahama?" -What�s "Tommy Bahama?" 58 00:02:14,638 --> 00:02:18,340 (YELLING) No! You can�t sell the Grassy Knoll. 59 00:02:18,409 --> 00:02:21,876 -Oh, God. Here we go. (SIGHS) -Joan, what�s going on? 60 00:02:21,945 --> 00:02:25,413 Nothing, I�ve never felt better. I do not have an illness 61 00:02:25,482 --> 00:02:26,915 I�ve been hiding since childhood. 62 00:02:26,984 --> 00:02:28,149 -(CAR APPROACHING) -(HORN HONKING) 63 00:02:28,218 --> 00:02:30,085 -? (POP SONG PLAYS) ? -(TIRES SCREECHING) 64 00:02:30,154 --> 00:02:32,187 Mopps. Got your call. 65 00:02:32,256 --> 00:02:34,622 I can�t wait to turn your beloved dump 66 00:02:34,691 --> 00:02:37,587 into a condo mall. Here�s your signed contract, 67 00:02:37,656 --> 00:02:40,728 -giving it all to me and my trophy wife. (KISSES) -? (POP SONG FADES) ? 68 00:02:40,797 --> 00:02:42,297 -Let me read that. -? (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ? 69 00:02:42,366 --> 00:02:45,000 Arbitrate, uh, force majeure, blah-blah-blah. 70 00:02:45,069 --> 00:02:47,468 Priapism, carpe diem. Aha! 71 00:02:47,537 --> 00:02:50,138 There�s a Goonies clause in the contract that states, 72 00:02:50,207 --> 00:02:52,540 if we, a group of enthusiastic teens, 73 00:02:52,609 --> 00:02:55,210 can raise enough money and rebuild the Grassy Knoll 74 00:02:55,279 --> 00:02:58,647 before Monday at dawn, then it stays. 75 00:02:58,716 --> 00:03:00,248 But I don�t wanna rebuild the Grassy Knoll. 76 00:03:00,317 --> 00:03:01,483 FRIDA KAHLO: We should listen to Mops. 77 00:03:01,552 --> 00:03:03,285 HARRIET TUBMAN: Yeah, that's fair. That makes sense. 78 00:03:03,354 --> 00:03:05,154 We are rebuilding the Grassy Knoll. 79 00:03:05,223 --> 00:03:07,288 Oh, good luck with that, sweetheart. 80 00:03:07,357 --> 00:03:09,858 (SNIFFS) What smells so yummy? 81 00:03:09,927 --> 00:03:12,795 -(CURLY SIZZLING) -That�s my Curly, fried. 82 00:03:12,864 --> 00:03:14,629 I�ll take her to go. 83 00:03:14,698 --> 00:03:16,564 ? ("CLONE HIGH THEME SONG" BY ABANDONED POOLS PLAYING) ? 84 00:03:16,633 --> 00:03:20,770 ? Way, way back in the 1980s Secret government employees ? 85 00:03:20,839 --> 00:03:23,471 ? Dug up famous guys And ladies ? 86 00:03:23,540 --> 00:03:26,541 ? And made amusing Genetic copies ? 87 00:03:26,610 --> 00:03:29,477 ? Then the clones As teens were frozen ? 88 00:03:29,546 --> 00:03:32,347 ? Thawed out decades later Why? ? 89 00:03:32,416 --> 00:03:35,250 ? Back for reasons They�re not disclosin� ? 90 00:03:35,319 --> 00:03:41,656 ? Giving high school Another try ? 91 00:03:41,725 --> 00:03:47,328 ? It�s time to watch Clone High ? 92 00:03:47,397 --> 00:03:53,401 ? Energetic and engaging Clone High ? 93 00:03:53,470 --> 00:03:59,844 ? Our angst is entertaining Clone High ? 94 00:04:02,046 --> 00:04:03,382 ? (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? 95 00:04:04,348 --> 00:04:05,850 ? (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS) ? 96 00:04:14,492 --> 00:04:15,895 (GRUNTS) 97 00:04:17,295 --> 00:04:18,430 (GRUNTS) 98 00:04:25,336 --> 00:04:28,470 (GRUNTS) No! My legs! 99 00:04:28,539 --> 00:04:29,905 -It�s happening again. -(MUG SHATTERING) 100 00:04:29,974 --> 00:04:31,439 -(JOAN OF ARC GROANS) -(PATCHES SCREECHES) 101 00:04:31,508 --> 00:04:34,679 I have to save the Grassy Knoll. Sorry, Patches. 102 00:04:35,814 --> 00:04:37,780 -(GASPS) -(GRUNTS) 103 00:04:37,849 --> 00:04:39,080 -Ugh. -(GRUNTS) 104 00:04:39,149 --> 00:04:41,083 -What�s wrong with your legs? -What�s wrong with your legs? 105 00:04:41,152 --> 00:04:43,218 -(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) -(SIGHS) Never mind. 106 00:04:43,287 --> 00:04:45,586 I�m going away this weekend on a very important, 107 00:04:45,655 --> 00:04:47,789 very business-y, business retreat. 108 00:04:47,858 --> 00:04:50,959 In case of emergency, I�m keeping my phone silenced. 109 00:04:51,028 --> 00:04:52,061 (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 110 00:04:52,130 --> 00:04:54,266 Well, enough bonding. Don�t gain weight. Bye. 111 00:04:55,299 --> 00:04:56,598 -(SIGHS, GASPS) -(SCREECHES) 112 00:04:56,667 --> 00:04:57,999 -(WINDOW SHATTERING) -(PATCHES SCREECHING) 113 00:04:58,068 --> 00:05:00,503 -(CAR TIRES SCREECHING) -MOTHER: (YELLING) My baby! 114 00:05:00,572 --> 00:05:02,503 -(SOBBING) -(BABY WAILING) 115 00:05:02,572 --> 00:05:05,408 -MOTHER: Oh. My baby�s fine. -(SIGHS) 116 00:05:05,477 --> 00:05:06,776 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 117 00:05:06,845 --> 00:05:08,944 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 118 00:05:09,013 --> 00:05:11,446 Thanks, guys, for helping me pass out these flyers. 119 00:05:11,515 --> 00:05:15,083 (GROANS) You know how special the Grassy Knoll is to me. 120 00:05:15,152 --> 00:05:16,118 You used to screen 121 00:05:16,187 --> 00:05:17,618 -your black-and-white films there... -(GROANS) 122 00:05:17,687 --> 00:05:20,621 (CHUCKLING) ...and I used to get milkshakes thrown at me. 123 00:05:20,690 --> 00:05:23,858 And I used to throw those milkshakes. 124 00:05:23,927 --> 00:05:26,465 -Save the Grassy Knoll. -? (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS) ? 125 00:05:27,298 --> 00:05:29,001 -(GASPS) -(GASPS) 126 00:05:29,601 --> 00:05:30,769 (JFK CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 127 00:05:31,536 --> 00:05:34,169 Listen, did you feel 128 00:05:34,238 --> 00:05:37,100 what I felt after we kissed in the musical? 129 00:05:37,169 --> 00:05:40,009 I did! I tried to turn my heart off, 130 00:05:40,078 --> 00:05:42,177 but you keep giving me a heart-on. 131 00:05:42,246 --> 00:05:43,979 I feel like I�m cheating on Joan. 132 00:05:44,048 --> 00:05:45,080 Me too. 133 00:05:45,149 --> 00:05:47,686 (BOTH) We need to avoid each other at all costs. 134 00:05:48,714 --> 00:05:49,688 (BOTH GASP) 135 00:05:50,622 --> 00:05:51,921 -(CAR CRASHING) -(BABY WAILING) 136 00:05:51,990 --> 00:05:53,321 MOTHER: (YELLING) My baby! 137 00:05:53,390 --> 00:05:55,356 JFK: Calm down. Your baby�s fine, ma�am. 138 00:05:55,425 --> 00:05:58,460 Help save one of Exclamation�s historical treasures, 139 00:05:58,529 --> 00:06:00,028 -the Grassy Knoll. (GRUNTS) -(GASPS) 140 00:06:00,097 --> 00:06:02,631 -(STUDENT SCREAMING) -More like, "The Greasy No." 141 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:04,499 Their tilapia swam right through me 142 00:06:04,568 --> 00:06:06,968 and back into the man-made farming pond that it came from. 143 00:06:07,037 --> 00:06:08,170 What, you want a fancy restaurant 144 00:06:08,239 --> 00:06:10,272 that doesn�t give you diarrhea? 145 00:06:10,341 --> 00:06:13,175 Uh, sorry, Mr. Rockefeller. (GRUNTS) 146 00:06:13,244 --> 00:06:14,376 -(GASPS) -(LOCKER DOOR RATTLING) 147 00:06:14,445 --> 00:06:16,511 -Whoa. What is happening? -JOAN: Nothing! 148 00:06:16,580 --> 00:06:18,714 -This is how I distribute stuff. -(CROWD GASPS) 149 00:06:18,783 --> 00:06:20,548 -(WHIMPERS) -Wow, Joan. 150 00:06:20,617 --> 00:06:23,379 I haven�t seen you this excited about passed-out flyers 151 00:06:23,448 --> 00:06:25,854 since Amelia Earhart drank all the Peach Schnapps. 152 00:06:25,923 --> 00:06:27,884 Don�t look at me! (GROANS) 153 00:06:27,953 --> 00:06:29,094 -(CROWD GASPS) -Joan! 154 00:06:30,428 --> 00:06:31,660 Oh, Joan. 155 00:06:31,729 --> 00:06:34,095 -(EKG MONITOR BEEPING) -JFK: Hmm. 156 00:06:34,164 --> 00:06:37,436 -I need to call your foster mom. -(CELL PHONE BEEPS, RINGS) 157 00:06:39,669 --> 00:06:42,838 -(CELL PHONE VIBRATES) -(CANDIDE SAMPSON SIGHS) 158 00:06:42,907 --> 00:06:44,372 ? (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS) ? 159 00:06:44,441 --> 00:06:45,975 Scudworth, we�d like to welcome you 160 00:06:46,044 --> 00:06:47,542 to your first official work retreat 161 00:06:47,611 --> 00:06:49,077 with the Board of Shadowy Figures. 162 00:06:49,146 --> 00:06:50,545 Would you like to kick things off 163 00:06:50,614 --> 00:06:52,314 with the functional initiatives report? 164 00:06:52,383 --> 00:06:54,516 Oh, I didn�t know we were doing that now. 165 00:06:54,585 --> 00:06:57,084 Uh, just a moment while I pull up my PowerPoint. 166 00:06:57,153 --> 00:06:59,254 -Sorry, it�s around here somewhere. -(LAPTOP KEYS CLACKING) 167 00:06:59,323 --> 00:07:00,588 Is anyone from IT on the bus? 168 00:07:00,657 --> 00:07:02,858 I�m kidding, of course. But, oh, God. 169 00:07:02,927 --> 00:07:05,360 -I�m at five percent. (SCREAMS) -Just kidding... 170 00:07:05,429 --> 00:07:06,589 -(GLASS SHATTERING) -...biatch! 171 00:07:06,658 --> 00:07:09,031 -Let�s get our retreat on. -? (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS) ? 172 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:11,533 (CROWD CHEERS) 173 00:07:11,602 --> 00:07:14,669 Well, this is a fun surprise. (GULPS) 174 00:07:14,738 --> 00:07:19,040 -(CROWD CHEERING) -It�s a business trip, bitch! 175 00:07:19,109 --> 00:07:20,379 ? (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS) ? 176 00:07:22,079 --> 00:07:23,345 Joan, you�re up! 177 00:07:23,414 --> 00:07:25,047 I�m so glad you�re okay. 178 00:07:25,116 --> 00:07:28,517 For now. Your friend is very sick. She�s not well. 179 00:07:28,586 --> 00:07:29,717 Well, which one is it? 180 00:07:29,786 --> 00:07:33,255 -Is she sick or not well? -(INHALES DEEPLY) Both. 181 00:07:33,324 --> 00:07:38,093 -Abe, I have Psylly Legs. -(SOBBING) No! 182 00:07:38,162 --> 00:07:39,494 Wait, what is that? 183 00:07:39,563 --> 00:07:41,429 DR. NEELANKAVIL: Psylly Legs is named after the doctor 184 00:07:41,498 --> 00:07:44,632 who first diagnosed it. Roberta Psylly. 185 00:07:44,701 --> 00:07:47,768 When the patient experiences a build-up of nostalgia, 186 00:07:47,837 --> 00:07:51,239 the patient�s legs become what we in medicine call... 187 00:07:51,308 --> 00:07:54,009 -"Psylly." -Joan, I had no idea. 188 00:07:54,078 --> 00:07:55,243 -(JOAN GRUNTS) -(GROANS) 189 00:07:55,312 --> 00:07:58,213 I never wanted you to know, Abe. The truth is, 190 00:07:58,282 --> 00:08:01,583 I�ve been living with Psylly Legs for years. 191 00:08:01,652 --> 00:08:05,720 -Why wouldn't you tell me? -Because of the incident. 192 00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:08,123 -? (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYS) ? -It was 1991 and my foster dad 193 00:08:08,192 --> 00:08:11,659 took me to my first concert, John Cougar Mellencamp. 194 00:08:11,728 --> 00:08:13,829 I was loving it until he announced 195 00:08:13,897 --> 00:08:15,431 he was officially changing his name 196 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:16,932 to "John Mellencamp." 197 00:08:17,001 --> 00:08:19,835 The nostalgia just started to boil up in me. 198 00:08:19,904 --> 00:08:22,304 No more Cougar? That�s when I felt it. 199 00:08:22,373 --> 00:08:24,873 I couldn�t control my legs, they just started going crazy. 200 00:08:24,942 --> 00:08:26,408 -I ended up on stage... -(CROWD LAUGHING) 201 00:08:26,477 --> 00:08:28,576 -...and everyone pointed and laughed. -? (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYS) ? 202 00:08:28,645 --> 00:08:30,179 JOAN: When I was finally diagnosed, 203 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:32,347 everyone treated me like something to pity. 204 00:08:32,416 --> 00:08:34,650 There were bake sales to "Fix Kicksy Trixie,� 205 00:08:34,719 --> 00:08:35,851 and cover the costs 206 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:37,885 of my medical grade wooden pants. 207 00:08:37,954 --> 00:08:40,656 I just wanted to be treated like everyone else. 208 00:08:40,725 --> 00:08:43,158 It was the worst time of my life. 209 00:08:43,227 --> 00:08:46,629 Wait, you were Kicksy Trixie? I thought she died. 210 00:08:46,698 --> 00:08:48,697 No, I just dyed my hair 211 00:08:48,766 --> 00:08:51,099 and came back to school in regular pants. 212 00:08:51,168 --> 00:08:53,903 Luckily, I realized folk rock music wasn�t for me, 213 00:08:53,972 --> 00:08:56,671 and I�ve kept my condition hidden ever since. 214 00:08:56,740 --> 00:08:59,007 I�ve given her prescription tap shoes, 215 00:08:59,076 --> 00:09:00,510 so you�ll know when her Psylly Legs 216 00:09:00,579 --> 00:09:01,743 are flaring up. 217 00:09:01,812 --> 00:09:05,084 If the nostalgia grows toxic, it could spread to her heart. 218 00:09:05,816 --> 00:09:06,916 (BOTH GASP) 219 00:09:06,985 --> 00:09:10,052 -And then she could die. -(BOTH GASP) 220 00:09:10,121 --> 00:09:13,321 If you hear her saying things like, "Back in my day," 221 00:09:13,390 --> 00:09:15,594 or, "You�re ruining my childhood," 222 00:09:16,127 --> 00:09:17,859 it may be too late. 223 00:09:17,928 --> 00:09:20,162 But Psylly Heart can be prevented. 224 00:09:20,231 --> 00:09:22,231 How? I�ll do anything. 225 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:23,398 The temporary solution... 226 00:09:23,467 --> 00:09:25,033 would be to rebuild the Grassy Knoll 227 00:09:25,102 --> 00:09:26,869 to keep her nostalgia at bay. 228 00:09:26,938 --> 00:09:28,904 But the more permanent solution is... 229 00:09:28,973 --> 00:09:30,238 We don�t have time for that! 230 00:09:30,307 --> 00:09:32,341 I�ll get everyone to help save you, Joan. 231 00:09:32,410 --> 00:09:35,844 -I�m off to tell everyone -No! You can�t tell anyone, 232 00:09:35,913 --> 00:09:38,179 and definitely not JFK. 233 00:09:38,248 --> 00:09:40,015 I just got used to being popular. 234 00:09:40,084 --> 00:09:42,350 I don�t want anything to change that. 235 00:09:42,419 --> 00:09:45,520 Your secret�s safe with me. But from now on, 236 00:09:45,589 --> 00:09:47,722 let�s never keep secrets from each other, 237 00:09:47,791 --> 00:09:51,126 big or small, no matter the consequences. 238 00:09:51,195 --> 00:09:53,996 Deal. Seal it with a blood pact? 239 00:09:54,065 --> 00:09:56,364 Psylly Legs isn�t transmissible, is it? 240 00:09:56,433 --> 00:10:00,005 -Only via toilet seats. -Let�s cut some fingers. 241 00:10:01,605 --> 00:10:04,640 (RETCHES) I don�t do well around blood. 242 00:10:04,709 --> 00:10:07,042 ? (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) ? 243 00:10:07,111 --> 00:10:10,512 Friends, is there anyone you care about more than Joan? 244 00:10:10,581 --> 00:10:12,647 -(STUTTERS) No! Definitely not! -What? Did someone say something? 245 00:10:12,716 --> 00:10:16,184 Then let�s rebuild the Grassy Knoll for her. 246 00:10:16,253 --> 00:10:18,053 I mean, the new condos could be a good thing. 247 00:10:18,121 --> 00:10:19,887 They�re supposed to be fully sustainable. 248 00:10:19,956 --> 00:10:21,890 I heard they were gonna offer low-income housing. 249 00:10:21,959 --> 00:10:24,659 Uh, I mean, normally, I�d agree with that, 250 00:10:24,728 --> 00:10:27,996 but sometimes it�s better to sustain a friendship 251 00:10:28,066 --> 00:10:31,733 -than the environment. -And this is one of those times. 252 00:10:31,802 --> 00:10:33,969 -For friendship! -(CROWD AGREEING) 253 00:10:34,038 --> 00:10:36,138 I mean, I guess, if everyone else is doing it. 254 00:10:36,207 --> 00:10:38,410 Does anyone mind if I kick off a fundraising montage? 255 00:10:39,877 --> 00:10:40,942 -Cool. -(KARAOKE MACHINE CLICKS) 256 00:10:41,011 --> 00:10:42,813 ? (POP MUSIC PLAYS) ? 257 00:10:44,482 --> 00:10:45,880 Thanks, Mom. 258 00:10:45,950 --> 00:10:48,249 I am so glad you have rich parents. 259 00:10:48,318 --> 00:10:51,252 They make fundraising montages so much easier. 260 00:10:51,321 --> 00:10:55,090 Joanie! We raised 100,000 dollars. 261 00:10:55,159 --> 00:10:56,759 (CROWD CHEERS) 262 00:10:56,828 --> 00:10:59,027 Wow, I can�t believe you guys did that. 263 00:10:59,096 --> 00:11:00,395 The perfect amount of money 264 00:11:00,464 --> 00:11:02,865 to make a highly produced fundraising video 265 00:11:02,933 --> 00:11:06,001 to raise money to save the Grassy Knoll. 266 00:11:06,070 --> 00:11:09,605 And I have the perfect video idea. 267 00:11:09,674 --> 00:11:11,740 (PROJECTOR WHIRRING) 268 00:11:11,809 --> 00:11:13,878 ? (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ? 269 00:11:20,584 --> 00:11:21,650 (BELL TOLLING) 270 00:11:21,719 --> 00:11:24,487 DAVID TENNANT: Onion rings are a cir... (ECHOING) 271 00:11:24,556 --> 00:11:25,854 ...are a circle of time. 272 00:11:25,923 --> 00:11:27,255 -(MUNCHES) -(CLOCK CHIMING) 273 00:11:27,325 --> 00:11:29,194 DAVID TENNANT: What is time but a memory? 274 00:11:30,761 --> 00:11:33,062 What is a memory but the death... (ECHOING) 275 00:11:33,131 --> 00:11:34,366 ...the death of thoughts? 276 00:11:35,393 --> 00:11:37,769 I�m David Tennant. Give money. 277 00:11:38,603 --> 00:11:40,335 (PROJECTOR CLICKS) 278 00:11:40,404 --> 00:11:42,732 She spent 100,000 dollars to make that? 279 00:11:42,801 --> 00:11:46,409 Folks will pay a pretty penny for groundbreaking art. 280 00:11:46,478 --> 00:11:47,809 How much did it raise? 281 00:11:47,878 --> 00:11:49,915 -(CASH REGISTER KEYS CLACKING) -Uh, let me see here. Carry the one... 282 00:11:50,348 --> 00:11:51,712 Zero dollars. 283 00:11:51,781 --> 00:11:53,983 -? (TENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ? -And you still have to reimburse 284 00:11:54,052 --> 00:11:55,484 David Tennant for the sandwiches. 285 00:11:55,553 --> 00:11:57,152 -(SHOES TAPPING) -I guess the Grassy Knoll 286 00:11:57,221 --> 00:11:59,358 will be gone forever. (WHIMPERS) 287 00:12:01,358 --> 00:12:02,757 Joan? Are you all right? 288 00:12:02,825 --> 00:12:05,861 I�m totally and completely fine. I'm just gonna hold this trash can 289 00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:07,630 in front of me, like-- Oh, yeah. (WHIMPERS) 290 00:12:07,699 --> 00:12:08,963 Just gonna go get some fresh air. 291 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,766 -Don�t run after me! (SCREAMS) -(TRASH CAN RATTLING) 292 00:12:10,835 --> 00:12:12,134 Should we run after her? 293 00:12:12,203 --> 00:12:14,102 -(CHUCKLING) She�s fine. Oh, my. -(SHOES TAPPING) 294 00:12:14,171 --> 00:12:15,771 Is that the sound of a woodpecker? 295 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,672 Uh, tap, tap, tapping away? 296 00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:20,942 Nothing to worry about or investigate. Just stay put. 297 00:12:21,011 --> 00:12:22,110 CROWD: Hmm. 298 00:12:22,179 --> 00:12:23,846 -Joan! Joan, stop. -(SOBS) 299 00:12:23,915 --> 00:12:27,452 I can�t! (SOBS) 300 00:12:31,956 --> 00:12:35,324 -(GLASS SHATTERING) -(GRUNTS) Hideous! Hideous! 301 00:12:35,393 --> 00:12:37,426 -Joan, I can�t do this alone! -(JOAN GRUNTING) 302 00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:40,095 -(LAMPS SHATTERING) -This is too much for one teen to handle. 303 00:12:40,164 --> 00:12:41,930 -Can�t we just tell our friends? -(JOAN GRUNTING) 304 00:12:41,999 --> 00:12:43,598 I can�t risk it, Abe. 305 00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:44,967 If they start treating me differently, 306 00:12:45,036 --> 00:12:46,902 it could send me into a Psylly spiral. 307 00:12:46,971 --> 00:12:48,470 -What about your foster mom? -(JOAN GRUNTING) 308 00:12:48,539 --> 00:12:51,373 -Can�t we tell her? -No, Abe. She�s at a conference. 309 00:12:51,442 --> 00:12:53,041 She�s a modern-day working woman. 310 00:12:53,110 --> 00:12:55,844 -Look out! Got you now! -(CANDIDE GRUNTS) 311 00:12:55,913 --> 00:12:58,380 -Take that, bitch! Whoo! -(CROWD CHEERS) 312 00:12:58,449 --> 00:13:00,743 -(JOAN GRUNTS) -Joan, I-- (GROANS) 313 00:13:00,812 --> 00:13:03,886 Ah! Remember this leg lamp from A Christmas Story? 314 00:13:03,955 --> 00:13:05,353 -It was-- (GRUNTS) -? (SOFT MUSIC PLAYS) ? 315 00:13:05,422 --> 00:13:08,691 No! That movie isn�t as good as you remember, Joan. 316 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:09,958 -(LAMP SHATTERING) -Really charming. 317 00:13:10,027 --> 00:13:12,360 -But you gotta stop. -I can�t! 318 00:13:12,429 --> 00:13:14,562 Back in my day, it was the best movie 319 00:13:14,631 --> 00:13:17,165 and I kept thinking about how Mr. Big Corporation 320 00:13:17,234 --> 00:13:19,101 is ruining my childhood. 321 00:13:19,170 --> 00:13:21,604 Joan, you just said, "Back in my day" 322 00:13:21,673 --> 00:13:23,806 and "Ruin my childhood!" 323 00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:27,776 (GASPS) The nostalgia is becoming toxic. 324 00:13:27,845 --> 00:13:29,411 We have to accept 325 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:33,415 that my Psylly Legs will definitely kill me. 326 00:13:33,484 --> 00:13:35,317 -No! (GROANS) -(GRUNTS) 327 00:13:35,386 --> 00:13:37,918 ? (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ? 328 00:13:37,987 --> 00:13:41,723 -(JOAN GRUNTS) -I�m gonna be here for you no matter what. 329 00:13:41,792 --> 00:13:43,792 -Every step of the way. -(GROANS) 330 00:13:43,861 --> 00:13:45,030 (SCREAMS) 331 00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:47,299 (GLASS SHATTERING) 332 00:13:50,702 --> 00:13:52,237 My precious babies! 333 00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:57,072 (GLASS SHATTERING) 334 00:13:57,141 --> 00:14:00,776 Go, Joan. (GRUNTS) Yee-haw! Ha! 335 00:14:00,845 --> 00:14:02,277 -(SCREAMS, GROANS) -(CAT MEOWS) 336 00:14:02,346 --> 00:14:06,014 Hey! (SCOFFS) What�s all the commotion? Joan? 337 00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:08,049 Pop singer turned dramatic actress, 338 00:14:08,118 --> 00:14:09,785 Mandy Moore? Wow! 339 00:14:09,853 --> 00:14:11,419 I haven�t seen you since you taught me 340 00:14:11,488 --> 00:14:13,555 the true spirit of Snowflake Day. 341 00:14:13,624 --> 00:14:16,191 -I am not Mandy Moore. -Are you sure? 342 00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:17,897 Because you have a "This Is Us" poster. 343 00:14:18,996 --> 00:14:20,662 (CHUCKLES) No. 344 00:14:20,731 --> 00:14:25,700 -It says, "This Is Not Us." -Right. "Not Us." Wait. (GRUNTS) 345 00:14:25,769 --> 00:14:28,203 Have you been living in a dumpster for 20 years? 346 00:14:28,272 --> 00:14:30,505 Not the same dumpster. 347 00:14:30,574 --> 00:14:33,478 It�s amazing what you can do with trash. Look. 348 00:14:34,578 --> 00:14:36,846 Wow! How�d you get a view of Central Park? 349 00:14:36,914 --> 00:14:38,513 We don�t live anywhere near New York. 350 00:14:38,582 --> 00:14:40,248 Anything is possible with trash. 351 00:14:40,317 --> 00:14:41,616 -(GRUNTS) -? (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS) ? 352 00:14:41,685 --> 00:14:43,551 -Trash is stuff privileged people throw away... -(FLIES BUZZING) 353 00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:44,820 ...when it�s too hard to recycle. 354 00:14:44,889 --> 00:14:45,987 -Hideous! -(TRASH CAN RATTLES) 355 00:14:46,056 --> 00:14:47,556 You can use stuff to make stuff. 356 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:48,558 -(GRUNTS) -(GROANS) 357 00:14:48,627 --> 00:14:50,095 My couch is a banana peel. 358 00:14:51,328 --> 00:14:52,995 You�re right, Trash Mandy. 359 00:14:53,064 --> 00:14:55,397 We can rebuild the Grassy Knoll with trash, 360 00:14:55,466 --> 00:14:56,601 since we don�t have any money. 361 00:14:58,135 --> 00:15:00,635 Boy. If we build the Grassy Knoll again, 362 00:15:00,704 --> 00:15:02,337 then I won�t have nostalgia for it, 363 00:15:02,406 --> 00:15:04,339 and I�ll be cured of Psylly Legs. 364 00:15:04,408 --> 00:15:06,509 The Grassy Knoll was total garbage. 365 00:15:06,578 --> 00:15:07,677 So, it only makes sense 366 00:15:07,746 --> 00:15:09,912 to rebuild it with total garbage. 367 00:15:09,981 --> 00:15:12,247 (CHUCKLING) Oh, Mandy. I love this idea! 368 00:15:12,316 --> 00:15:14,516 -I�m gonna go tell the group. -Abe, wait. 369 00:15:14,584 --> 00:15:17,052 Thanks for stepping up and being my best 370 00:15:17,121 --> 00:15:19,157 non-sexual friend. 371 00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:21,589 I'm gonna be okay! 372 00:15:21,658 --> 00:15:23,587 I won�t turn out to be like that girl 373 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,561 -in A Walk to Remember. -Hey! 374 00:15:26,629 --> 00:15:28,797 Really seems like you�re Mandy Moore. 375 00:15:28,866 --> 00:15:31,170 -(SCHOOL BELL RINGING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 376 00:15:32,436 --> 00:15:35,340 -(SIGHS) -? (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS) ? 377 00:15:42,312 --> 00:15:44,045 (GASPS) You came back for me. 378 00:15:44,114 --> 00:15:47,883 (SIGHS) We have to figure this out. It�s not fair to Joan. 379 00:15:47,952 --> 00:15:49,952 It�s true, but how can we know for sure 380 00:15:50,021 --> 00:15:51,552 if we�re supposed to be together? 381 00:15:51,621 --> 00:15:54,593 We can�t know for sure, but our tongues can. 382 00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:57,125 (BOTH SLURP) 383 00:15:57,194 --> 00:15:59,428 Guys! Dumpster Mandy Moore said 384 00:15:59,497 --> 00:16:02,265 we can use free trash to rebuild the Grassy Knoll-- 385 00:16:02,334 --> 00:16:03,731 No! 386 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,567 -(BOTH SLURP) -Oh, I wish I could unsee that! 387 00:16:05,636 --> 00:16:07,936 But I�m just gonna watch it for one more sec to make sure 388 00:16:08,005 --> 00:16:09,433 I got it. Oh! I definitely got it. 389 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:12,277 -No! -(BOTH SLURP) 390 00:16:13,511 --> 00:16:14,943 (BOTH) Meh. 391 00:16:15,012 --> 00:16:16,912 Ugh! Gross. I feel more 392 00:16:16,981 --> 00:16:18,914 when I kiss my reflection in the mirror. 393 00:16:18,983 --> 00:16:20,881 You do that too? Huh. 394 00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:23,351 You know, I�d never do this with one of my old broads, 395 00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:26,454 but, uh, should we be honest and tell Joan? 396 00:16:26,523 --> 00:16:28,891 We didn�t technically do anything wrong. 397 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,492 Would you tell someone about a crime 398 00:16:30,561 --> 00:16:32,828 -you didn�t actually commit? -You�re right! 399 00:16:32,897 --> 00:16:35,196 It�s, uh, like, if you drove off a bridge 400 00:16:35,265 --> 00:16:36,827 and accidentally killed a gal. 401 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,501 Do you sit around and wait for the police? 402 00:16:38,570 --> 00:16:39,801 (CHUCKLES) Hell no! 403 00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:42,571 (SIGHS) I don�t know if that�s the takeaway. 404 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:46,108 You�re right. Not telling Joan is the easiest, 405 00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:49,144 and therefore, rightest thing to do. 406 00:16:49,213 --> 00:16:51,246 ? (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS) ? 407 00:16:51,315 --> 00:16:53,748 Dr. Neelankavil, I�m really troubled. 408 00:16:53,817 --> 00:16:56,484 I saw Joan�s boyfriend kissing her best friend, 409 00:16:56,553 --> 00:16:58,353 and I don�t know if I should tell Joan. 410 00:16:58,422 --> 00:17:00,321 I don�t wanna trigger her Psylly Legs, 411 00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:02,157 but I wanna do what�s best for her. 412 00:17:02,226 --> 00:17:04,427 Listen, Abe. I�m just a doctor of the body, 413 00:17:04,496 --> 00:17:06,128 not of the heart or mind. 414 00:17:06,197 --> 00:17:08,396 But Joan is very Psylly, 415 00:17:08,465 --> 00:17:09,799 and you don�t wanna be responsible 416 00:17:09,868 --> 00:17:12,467 -for her being too Psylly. -You're right. 417 00:17:12,536 --> 00:17:14,302 But I did see you make a blood pact with her, 418 00:17:14,371 --> 00:17:15,437 promising not to keep secrets 419 00:17:15,506 --> 00:17:17,473 from each other under any circumstances. 420 00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:18,540 So, it�s a tough call, 421 00:17:18,609 --> 00:17:20,475 but I�m sure you�ll make the right one. 422 00:17:20,544 --> 00:17:24,079 Thanks, Dr. Neelankavil. Can I put my pants back on now? 423 00:17:24,148 --> 00:17:26,381 You didn�t need to take them off in the first place. 424 00:17:26,450 --> 00:17:29,051 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -? (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS) ? 425 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,786 Let�s use the old wood as the frame 426 00:17:30,855 --> 00:17:32,621 and the glass shards as windows. 427 00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:35,190 -And the rotten coffee grounds as new coffee grounds. -(FLIES BUZZ) 428 00:17:35,259 --> 00:17:38,526 Are you guys seriously doing-- What�s that word? 429 00:17:38,595 --> 00:17:40,796 It begins with a "C" and it has hair in it? 430 00:17:40,865 --> 00:17:43,165 -Uh, charity? -Yes. 431 00:17:43,234 --> 00:17:46,668 -Ugh, it even sounds disgusting. -It�s happening. 432 00:17:46,737 --> 00:17:49,337 I�m gonna get my place back and not die. 433 00:17:49,406 --> 00:17:51,539 -(CROWD GASPS) -Uh... 434 00:17:51,608 --> 00:17:54,042 From boredom. Duh! Not from a disease. 435 00:17:54,111 --> 00:17:58,208 You're my disease, baby. And I never wanna get well. 436 00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:00,953 And I don�t ever want to be with another disease either. 437 00:18:01,419 --> 00:18:02,450 Thanks? 438 00:18:02,519 --> 00:18:03,847 And you�re my best new female friend, 439 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,054 who I only wanna help, and never hurt. 440 00:18:06,123 --> 00:18:10,359 So, let�s get this garbage hang out together. Yeah! 441 00:18:10,428 --> 00:18:14,299 Abe, people are acting weird. Oh, do you think they know? 442 00:18:15,132 --> 00:18:17,098 ? (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYS) ? 443 00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:18,533 I don�t know what they know. 444 00:18:18,602 --> 00:18:21,440 But what I know is nothing about something. 445 00:18:23,607 --> 00:18:26,375 -Now you�re acting weird. -I�m not acting weird. 446 00:18:26,444 --> 00:18:28,777 (IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) I�m shooting you straight, partner. 447 00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,212 -(SHOES TAPPING) -That�s not how you talk. 448 00:18:30,281 --> 00:18:31,580 What�s wrong with you? 449 00:18:31,649 --> 00:18:33,916 (IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) I�m sure I don�t know, little lady. 450 00:18:33,985 --> 00:18:35,951 Abe, I need you to be honest with me. 451 00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:37,585 (IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) Honest Abe, comin' at you, 452 00:18:37,654 --> 00:18:39,722 on the level, givin' ya the straight dope. 453 00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:41,723 I don�t know who you are right now. 454 00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:43,493 I�m just trying to make the right decision 455 00:18:43,562 --> 00:18:44,793 in a difficult situation. 456 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,494 What does that even mean? I-- 457 00:18:46,563 --> 00:18:49,626 -Joan, I don�t-- I can�t-- I-- -(GRUNTS, GROANS) 458 00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:53,005 -(CROWD GASPS) -Joan! 459 00:18:54,304 --> 00:18:56,972 -(EKG MONITOR BEEPING) -Thank God, you�re alive. 460 00:18:57,041 --> 00:18:58,040 -(JOAN GRUNTS) -(GROANS) 461 00:18:58,109 --> 00:18:59,508 -I was so worried. (GROANS) -(JOAN GRUNTS) 462 00:18:59,577 --> 00:19:01,109 Wow! It turns out urgent care 463 00:19:01,178 --> 00:19:03,178 is a great alternative to the ER! (GROANS) 464 00:19:03,247 --> 00:19:05,748 -You look really sick. (GROANS) -(JOAN GRUNTS) 465 00:19:05,817 --> 00:19:07,182 You all shouldn�t be here. 466 00:19:07,251 --> 00:19:10,351 Abe, I trusted you to keep my Psylly Legs a secret. 467 00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:12,955 -Yo. Your what? -I told you, Joan. 468 00:19:13,024 --> 00:19:15,625 I didn�t say anything about that. 469 00:19:15,694 --> 00:19:17,126 What�s going on, Joanie? 470 00:19:17,195 --> 00:19:18,427 -(GRUNTS) Nothing. -(GROANS) 471 00:19:18,496 --> 00:19:21,762 -It�s not a big deal. -This is a huge deal. 472 00:19:21,831 --> 00:19:23,865 Your nostalgia levels are through the roof. 473 00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:25,935 The Psylliness is mere inches from your heart. 474 00:19:26,004 --> 00:19:27,772 -This is what Psylly Heart looks like. -(GIGGLES) 475 00:19:28,139 --> 00:19:30,409 (GIGGLES) 476 00:19:31,342 --> 00:19:32,340 -(SCREAMS) -Whoa! 477 00:19:32,409 --> 00:19:33,608 -(CROWD GASPS) -(SCREAMS) 478 00:19:33,677 --> 00:19:36,311 Look, I don�t want your pity. Just leave me alone. 479 00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:38,513 -Get out of here. -We�re your friends. 480 00:19:38,582 --> 00:19:40,983 If there�s anything we can do, just let us know. 481 00:19:41,052 --> 00:19:43,586 And if you just want us to leave, that�s fine, too. 482 00:19:43,655 --> 00:19:45,982 You�re not trying to coddle me? 483 00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:48,023 Ew. I don�t even know how to do that. 484 00:19:48,092 --> 00:19:50,558 I�ve never had a group of friends like this before. 485 00:19:50,627 --> 00:19:53,189 We just wanna do whatever�s best for you, Joan. 486 00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:55,531 Then we need to finish rebuilding the Grassy Knoll 487 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,766 before it�s too late. 488 00:19:56,835 --> 00:19:58,633 It�s the only thing that can save me. 489 00:19:58,702 --> 00:20:00,936 Actually, that�s just a temporary solution. 490 00:20:01,005 --> 00:20:02,804 A permanent solution would be to accept 491 00:20:02,873 --> 00:20:06,474 that there is change in life. Grow and move on. 492 00:20:06,543 --> 00:20:09,211 -We�re doing Joan�s thing. -We�re gonna temporarily 493 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:10,378 -save your life. -(CAMERA CLICKS) 494 00:20:10,447 --> 00:20:11,613 Before anyone�s life is saved, 495 00:20:11,682 --> 00:20:13,549 we need to get a hold of your foster mom 496 00:20:13,618 --> 00:20:14,815 for billing purposes. 497 00:20:14,884 --> 00:20:18,520 You can try but she�s a single, working mother doing her best. 498 00:20:18,589 --> 00:20:20,789 -? (POP MUSIC PLAYS) ? -In your face, bitch! 499 00:20:20,858 --> 00:20:22,557 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -In my face, indeed. 500 00:20:22,626 --> 00:20:25,328 You are the Queen of Alcohol Pong. 501 00:20:25,397 --> 00:20:26,527 Hey, Scudworth, 502 00:20:26,596 --> 00:20:28,964 maybe you�re not a total piece of shit. 503 00:20:29,033 --> 00:20:33,536 Ah! Do you mean it? Oh! Work retreats are the best. 504 00:20:33,605 --> 00:20:36,205 -(GRUNTS) -(CROWD CHEERS) 505 00:20:36,274 --> 00:20:37,705 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 506 00:20:37,774 --> 00:20:39,374 -It�s beautiful. -? (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS) ? 507 00:20:39,443 --> 00:20:43,345 And it even smells the same. (GRUNTS, SIGHS) 508 00:20:43,414 --> 00:20:48,550 (GASPS) My legs are now so steady and-- and firm. 509 00:20:48,619 --> 00:20:51,186 (LAUGHING) I�m not Psylly anymore! 510 00:20:51,255 --> 00:20:53,822 -? (POP SONG PLAYS) ? -(BULLDOZER ENGINE RUMBLES) 511 00:20:53,891 --> 00:20:56,925 All right. Time to bulldoze this thing. 512 00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,160 Wait, are you kidding? 513 00:20:58,229 --> 00:21:00,463 We rebuilt the Grassy Knoll in three days. 514 00:21:00,532 --> 00:21:01,929 We honored the contract. 515 00:21:01,998 --> 00:21:05,367 (CHUCKLES) You needed to put an "Open" sign on the door. 516 00:21:05,436 --> 00:21:07,235 Sorry, you didn�t read the back. 517 00:21:07,304 --> 00:21:10,572 You can�t bulldoze anything with friendship protecting it. 518 00:21:10,641 --> 00:21:13,041 CROWD: Yeah! Friendship wall. 519 00:21:13,110 --> 00:21:15,110 -Ah, okay. You kids win. -(BULLDOZER BELL BEEPING) 520 00:21:15,179 --> 00:21:17,316 (CROWD CHEER) 521 00:21:18,115 --> 00:21:20,816 -(LAUGHS) Suckers! -(GASPS) 522 00:21:20,885 --> 00:21:23,222 The Grassy Knoll is gone again! 523 00:21:24,388 --> 00:21:25,620 ? (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS) ? 524 00:21:25,689 --> 00:21:30,492 Hmm. Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? I�m actually okay, guys. 525 00:21:30,561 --> 00:21:33,261 I no longer have nostalgia for the past. 526 00:21:33,330 --> 00:21:34,863 All thanks to my new friends, 527 00:21:34,932 --> 00:21:36,765 who I can make new memories with. 528 00:21:36,834 --> 00:21:39,067 Abe, I�m so sorry, I doubted you. 529 00:21:39,136 --> 00:21:40,335 You�re the most loyal, 530 00:21:40,404 --> 00:21:42,841 trustworthy friend anyone could have. 531 00:21:43,340 --> 00:21:44,739 Yeah, that�s me. 532 00:21:44,808 --> 00:21:47,342 Now, that she�s better, we should probably confess, right? 533 00:21:47,411 --> 00:21:49,448 I know. I feel awful. 534 00:21:50,214 --> 00:21:52,281 Joanie! Thank God you�re better! 535 00:21:52,350 --> 00:21:54,350 There�s no way I could have gotten better without you-- 536 00:21:54,419 --> 00:21:55,955 JFK and I kissed! 537 00:21:57,621 --> 00:21:59,354 -? (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ? -We-- We thought there was something there 538 00:21:59,423 --> 00:22:00,588 after the kiss in the musical, 539 00:22:00,657 --> 00:22:04,492 so, uh, we had to make sure. But my wiener felt zippo. 540 00:22:04,561 --> 00:22:06,627 Like I was kissing my hairy aunt at the cookout. 541 00:22:06,696 --> 00:22:08,297 It was like a sock filled with oatmeal 542 00:22:08,366 --> 00:22:12,267 just dangling there. Joan, say something. 543 00:22:12,336 --> 00:22:14,637 (CHUCKLES) Th-- This didn�t happen. 544 00:22:14,706 --> 00:22:17,072 The-- I deny it. (CHUCKLES) 545 00:22:17,141 --> 00:22:19,909 It�s my fault. (SOBBING) I blame myself! 546 00:22:19,978 --> 00:22:24,645 No! This is fucked up! May God smite you! 547 00:22:24,714 --> 00:22:27,916 -Joan. I�m sorry, baby. Please. -Just let it ride. 548 00:22:27,985 --> 00:22:29,852 She�s going through the stages of grief. 549 00:22:29,921 --> 00:22:32,520 JOAN: (SOBBING) I hate this. I hate myself. 550 00:22:32,589 --> 00:22:35,823 No! Screw this. Screw you all to hell! 551 00:22:35,892 --> 00:22:39,728 Why are there so many clouds? I�m fine. I�m totally fine. 552 00:22:39,797 --> 00:22:42,325 (SCREAMS) Squirrels talk to me. 553 00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:45,566 -I�m so alone. -JFK: How many stages are there? 554 00:22:45,635 --> 00:22:47,335 HARRIET: I feel like we�re in the home stretch. 555 00:22:47,404 --> 00:22:49,171 Quit looking at me! Die, tree! 556 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,374 I�m drowning my feelings. It�s okay. 557 00:22:52,443 --> 00:22:54,576 Thank you for being honest with me. 558 00:22:54,645 --> 00:22:56,011 I�m glad they told you. 559 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,314 That was so hard keeping that secret from you. 560 00:22:59,383 --> 00:23:00,515 -What? -(SHOES TAPPING) 561 00:23:00,584 --> 00:23:01,921 You knew and you didn�t tell me? 562 00:23:03,454 --> 00:23:05,220 I was trying to be a good best friend 563 00:23:05,289 --> 00:23:07,889 and protect you. That�s why I didn�t tell you. 564 00:23:07,958 --> 00:23:09,858 The old Abe wouldn�t have done that. 565 00:23:09,927 --> 00:23:11,793 He would have honored our blood pact. 566 00:23:11,862 --> 00:23:14,029 And right now, I�m nostalgic for him. 567 00:23:14,098 --> 00:23:15,831 Oh, God. How do we stop this? 568 00:23:15,900 --> 00:23:17,427 I need to get over our friendship, 569 00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:20,235 the same way I got over the music of John Mellencamp. 570 00:23:20,304 --> 00:23:21,569 -(JFK GASPS) -I need to accept 571 00:23:21,638 --> 00:23:25,207 that there�s change in life. Grow, and move on. 572 00:23:25,276 --> 00:23:26,575 What does that mean? 573 00:23:26,644 --> 00:23:28,580 I have to let our friendship go. 574 00:23:30,047 --> 00:23:31,150 (WHIMPERS) 575 00:23:32,383 --> 00:23:33,585 (JOAN MOANS) 576 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,719 (EMPLOYEE COUGHS) 577 00:23:37,788 --> 00:23:42,991 I need an aspirin and a Plan B for Mr. B. 578 00:23:43,060 --> 00:23:45,526 One hundred missed calls from Joan? 579 00:23:45,595 --> 00:23:48,030 Boy, I�m glad I had this turned off. 580 00:23:48,099 --> 00:23:50,866 That would have been very annoying. 581 00:23:50,935 --> 00:23:53,401 Hey, um. You know how you said 582 00:23:53,470 --> 00:23:56,638 I wasn�t a total piece of shit yesterday? 583 00:23:56,707 --> 00:23:59,141 I don�t remember anything from these trips. 584 00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:01,777 Right. Okay. (HESITATES) You know, 585 00:24:01,846 --> 00:24:04,179 I remember everything quite vividly. 586 00:24:04,248 --> 00:24:06,182 Some pretty good stories actually. 587 00:24:06,251 --> 00:24:09,088 (SNORES) 588 00:24:10,521 --> 00:24:13,222 That�s progress, Mr. B. (SNORES) 589 00:24:13,291 --> 00:24:15,791 -? (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYS) ? -(BIRDS CHIRPING) 590 00:24:15,860 --> 00:24:18,927 I�m so amazed you got Mr. Big Corporation 591 00:24:18,996 --> 00:24:20,729 to rebuild the Grassy Knoll. 592 00:24:20,798 --> 00:24:23,598 Mr. Big Corporation�s my ex-stepdad. Whatever. 593 00:24:23,667 --> 00:24:26,502 I mean, sure, it looks nothing like the original Grassy Knoll, 594 00:24:26,571 --> 00:24:27,903 and it only serves Acai bowls, 595 00:24:27,972 --> 00:24:30,672 but at least it has the same name. 596 00:24:30,741 --> 00:24:33,408 -Thanks, Cleo. -(CHUCKLES) It�s not about you. 597 00:24:33,477 --> 00:24:36,579 I just really missed chucking food at nerds. (GRUNTS) 598 00:24:36,648 --> 00:24:37,779 -(GROANS) -CLEOPATRA: Yes! 599 00:24:37,848 --> 00:24:39,314 Well, the only thing from the old menu 600 00:24:39,383 --> 00:24:41,917 they still let me serve is my famous hot coffee. 601 00:24:41,986 --> 00:24:43,986 Here you go. On the house. 602 00:24:44,055 --> 00:24:45,621 So, what happened to "Tony Jamaica�s" 603 00:24:45,690 --> 00:24:46,855 -clothing shop? -Ah. 604 00:24:46,924 --> 00:24:48,790 Retail is just a giant hassle, 605 00:24:48,859 --> 00:24:50,862 but I did at least get some artwork out of it. 606 00:24:54,365 --> 00:24:55,464 -(SIPS, SPITS) -(SCREAMS) 607 00:24:55,533 --> 00:24:57,099 -Ugh! -(TRAY CLATTERING) 608 00:24:57,168 --> 00:25:00,230 Still tastes like hot, pukey mop water. 609 00:25:00,299 --> 00:25:03,471 (SIGHS) Oh, good to be home, Mopps. 610 00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:05,941 -Good to be home! -(CROWD CHEERS) 611 00:25:06,010 --> 00:25:07,109 ? Oh, seventeen ? 612 00:25:07,178 --> 00:25:08,443 (SOBS) 613 00:25:08,512 --> 00:25:11,346 ? The bathroom sink beneath ? 614 00:25:11,415 --> 00:25:16,721 ? I've been learning how to sing Ever since ? 615 00:25:19,156 --> 00:25:21,323 ? Oh, light of love ? 616 00:25:21,392 --> 00:25:24,626 ? Holy fire once enough ? 617 00:25:24,695 --> 00:25:27,900 ? Wide awake In the morning sun ? 618 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,235 ? A fire I knew ? 619 00:25:32,803 --> 00:25:36,137 ? Ooh ? 620 00:25:36,206 --> 00:25:42,678 ? Ooh ? 621 00:25:42,747 --> 00:25:45,250 ? A love where I will end ? 622 00:25:46,083 --> 00:25:49,385 ? Ooh ? 623 00:25:49,454 --> 00:25:56,024 ? Ooh ? 624 00:25:56,093 --> 00:25:58,597 ? A love where I will end ? 625 00:26:00,998 --> 00:26:03,068 ? (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? 626 00:26:03,118 --> 00:26:07,668 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 48807

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