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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,837 ? (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ? 2 00:00:00,906 --> 00:00:02,305 NARRATOR: Previously on Tropical Hospital... 3 00:00:02,374 --> 00:00:05,003 Dr. Blaine found Dr. Adrian's coconut bra 4 00:00:05,072 --> 00:00:06,843 was full of something other than coconut meat. 5 00:00:06,912 --> 00:00:09,780 And will we find out that it was Dr. D'Adrienne 6 00:00:09,849 --> 00:00:11,877 who crashed the banana boat ambulance? 7 00:00:11,946 --> 00:00:13,250 -Stay tuned for more drama... -(BEEPING) 8 00:00:13,319 --> 00:00:15,352 NARRATOR: ...more questions, and more prescription 9 00:00:15,421 --> 00:00:18,288 pina coladas on the next Tropical Hospital. 10 00:00:18,357 --> 00:00:19,624 -? (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? -(GASPS) 11 00:00:19,693 --> 00:00:21,191 Oh, who knew teen doctors 12 00:00:21,260 --> 00:00:23,894 had such dramatic, sexually driven lives? 13 00:00:23,963 --> 00:00:26,730 Yeah, but I don't think surgery is normally done 14 00:00:26,799 --> 00:00:27,863 in hammocks. 15 00:00:27,932 --> 00:00:29,366 -? (EXCITING MUSIC PLAYING) ? -Are you looking 16 00:00:29,435 --> 00:00:30,700 for the easiest path to fame and fortune 17 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:32,337 without having to put in years of hard work? 18 00:00:32,406 --> 00:00:33,370 -No. -Yes! 19 00:00:33,439 --> 00:00:35,840 NARRATOR: Then Tropical Hospital wants you! 20 00:00:35,909 --> 00:00:37,273 We are looking for hot, young writers, 21 00:00:37,342 --> 00:00:40,309 directors, actors and best boys. Winners will fly standby 22 00:00:40,379 --> 00:00:42,512 to North Hollywood where they'll be offered 23 00:00:42,581 --> 00:00:44,281 a ten-year non-union internship. 24 00:00:44,350 --> 00:00:46,016 This week, our talent scout will be in-- 25 00:00:46,085 --> 00:00:48,184 AUTOMATED VOICE: Exclamation. USA. 26 00:00:48,253 --> 00:00:49,754 -(GASPS) -So get ready 27 00:00:49,823 --> 00:00:50,853 to put on a show, 28 00:00:50,922 --> 00:00:52,588 because this might be your only chance to achieve 29 00:00:52,657 --> 00:00:55,291 -your dreams-- -And escape a basic bitch life 30 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,394 and the shadow of my trailblazing clone mother 31 00:00:57,463 --> 00:01:01,464 and also become famous and out of touch forever! 32 00:01:01,533 --> 00:01:03,867 ROOMBA: Error! Error! Error! 33 00:01:03,936 --> 00:01:07,204 (BEEPING) 34 00:01:07,273 --> 00:01:09,039 And I know the perfect play! 35 00:01:09,108 --> 00:01:11,742 "Twister: The Game: The Musical!" 36 00:01:11,811 --> 00:01:13,210 Wait a minute. You wrote a musical 37 00:01:13,279 --> 00:01:15,980 -based on Twister? The game? -I did. 38 00:01:16,049 --> 00:01:19,482 And I think you and JFK would be perfect for the leads. 39 00:01:19,551 --> 00:01:21,684 What? I mean, you're my best friend 40 00:01:21,753 --> 00:01:25,088 and I'd do anything for you, but I'm not an actor. 41 00:01:25,157 --> 00:01:27,791 You don't have to act. You and JFK already have 42 00:01:27,860 --> 00:01:29,927 such white-hot sexual chemistry. 43 00:01:29,996 --> 00:01:31,431 We are White and hot. 44 00:01:32,399 --> 00:01:33,697 But I'm a jock. 45 00:01:33,766 --> 00:01:36,466 If I do a musical, the team will razz me. 46 00:01:36,535 --> 00:01:38,568 You can totally do both, bro! 47 00:01:38,637 --> 00:01:40,370 Football should not define you as a person. 48 00:01:40,439 --> 00:01:42,776 And we'll be front row center opening night to support you! 49 00:01:43,242 --> 00:01:44,341 Thanks, team. 50 00:01:44,410 --> 00:01:48,045 Your fourth-string kicker won't let you down! 51 00:01:48,114 --> 00:01:51,048 What do you say, baby? Will you take me 52 00:01:51,117 --> 00:01:54,084 to be your leading man? Not just in life, 53 00:01:54,153 --> 00:01:56,120 and in the backseat of my Kia Sportage 54 00:01:56,189 --> 00:01:59,826 during lunch hour, but also on the stage! 55 00:02:03,362 --> 00:02:05,696 Oh, I hate musicals, but okay! 56 00:02:05,765 --> 00:02:09,365 ? (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ? 57 00:02:09,434 --> 00:02:13,136 ? Let's sing Instead of speaking ? 58 00:02:13,205 --> 00:02:16,573 ? It'll make the exposition Way more interesting ? 59 00:02:16,642 --> 00:02:18,375 -? Let's sing ? -? Let's sing ? 60 00:02:18,444 --> 00:02:20,777 -? Our thoughts and feelings ? -? Thoughts and feelings ? 61 00:02:20,846 --> 00:02:24,142 ? Let's use melody And rhythm while communicating ? 62 00:02:24,211 --> 00:02:27,783 ? Information that the audience Needs to know ? 63 00:02:27,852 --> 00:02:29,786 ? Like what each one Of us is hoping ? 64 00:02:29,855 --> 00:02:33,523 ? To achieve By putting on this show ? 65 00:02:33,592 --> 00:02:36,159 ? The premise of which was Set up in the previous scene ? 66 00:02:36,228 --> 00:02:37,962 -? Let's go! ? -? This is my chance ? 67 00:02:38,031 --> 00:02:40,797 ? To finally get Onto Hollywood's A-list ? 68 00:02:40,866 --> 00:02:42,699 ? This is my chance To make out with Joan ? 69 00:02:42,768 --> 00:02:44,300 ? In front of an audience ? 70 00:02:44,369 --> 00:02:45,435 ? This is my chance ? 71 00:02:45,504 --> 00:02:47,938 ? To be an undervalued Production designer ? 72 00:02:48,007 --> 00:02:49,373 ? This is our chance to be ? 73 00:02:49,442 --> 00:02:52,208 ? Famous uncredited Background dancers ? 74 00:02:52,277 --> 00:02:53,476 Wait, background? 75 00:02:53,545 --> 00:02:55,646 ? This is my chance To help my new bestie ? 76 00:02:55,715 --> 00:02:57,314 ? Achieve her stupid dream ? 77 00:02:57,383 --> 00:02:58,983 ? This is my chance To sing about ? 78 00:02:59,052 --> 00:03:02,686 ? How this is my chance To do something ? 79 00:03:02,755 --> 00:03:06,151 ? And that's pretty much Everything you need to know ? 80 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,191 ? What about me White silence is violence ? 81 00:03:08,260 --> 00:03:11,027 -? I should be in the show ? -Hell, no! 82 00:03:11,096 --> 00:03:14,131 ? This song is about to end And this thing is gonna stop ? 83 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:20,574 ? And we'll go back to speaking All the dialogue ? 84 00:03:21,874 --> 00:03:23,910 ? Now! ? 85 00:03:26,312 --> 00:03:30,617 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(WHISTLES) 86 00:03:35,954 --> 00:03:37,754 ? ("CLONE HIGH THEME SONG" BY ABANDONED POOLS PLAYING) ? 87 00:03:37,823 --> 00:03:41,724 ? Way, way back in the 1980s Secret government employees ? 88 00:03:41,793 --> 00:03:44,561 ? Dug up famous Guys and ladies ? 89 00:03:44,630 --> 00:03:47,597 ? And made amusing Genetic copies ? 90 00:03:47,666 --> 00:03:50,400 ? Then the clones as teens Were frozen ? 91 00:03:50,469 --> 00:03:53,264 ? Thawed out decades later why? ? 92 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:56,272 ? Back for reasons They're not disclosin' ? 93 00:03:56,341 --> 00:04:02,679 ? Giving high school Another try ? 94 00:04:02,748 --> 00:04:08,418 ? It's time to watch Clone High ? 95 00:04:08,487 --> 00:04:14,690 ? Energetic and engaging Clone High ? 96 00:04:14,759 --> 00:04:21,068 ? Our angst is entertaining Clone High ? 97 00:04:23,469 --> 00:04:24,604 ? (THEME SONG CONCLUDES) ? 98 00:04:27,874 --> 00:04:28,939 (KNOCKING ON WINDOW) 99 00:04:29,008 --> 00:04:31,441 Did you know about this, Cinnamon? 100 00:04:31,510 --> 00:04:33,810 The clones are putting on a theatrical play 101 00:04:33,879 --> 00:04:37,047 with songs with some talking, but mostly songs! 102 00:04:37,116 --> 00:04:38,514 Ooh, that sounds wonderful! 103 00:04:38,583 --> 00:04:40,416 They just destroyed the hallway 104 00:04:40,485 --> 00:04:42,887 with a spontaneous musical number. 105 00:04:42,956 --> 00:04:44,589 We could have a Footloose situation 106 00:04:44,658 --> 00:04:45,659 on our hands! 107 00:04:46,492 --> 00:04:47,990 Can't you do anything right? 108 00:04:48,059 --> 00:04:51,094 Well, I did create an entire friggin' school of clones! 109 00:04:51,163 --> 00:04:52,958 So I'd say, a-duh, yeah. 110 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:54,597 I guess I can do something right. 111 00:04:54,666 --> 00:04:56,500 Get this under control before they compromise 112 00:04:56,569 --> 00:04:58,738 our entire operation. 113 00:04:59,838 --> 00:05:01,972 -(DOOR SLAMMING) -What was she saying, Mr. B? 114 00:05:02,041 --> 00:05:03,841 I was momentarily bewitched. 115 00:05:03,910 --> 00:05:05,808 Musicals cause chaos. 116 00:05:05,877 --> 00:05:07,310 -? (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ? -Ah, the chaos 117 00:05:07,379 --> 00:05:09,613 that traditionally stems from musical theater. 118 00:05:09,682 --> 00:05:11,247 How do we prevent this? 119 00:05:11,316 --> 00:05:14,250 Maybe just be good at your job. 120 00:05:14,319 --> 00:05:17,353 That's it, Mr. B. A show of strength! 121 00:05:17,422 --> 00:05:20,257 All we need is someone very weak 122 00:05:20,326 --> 00:05:23,030 to make me look strong by contrast. 123 00:05:24,196 --> 00:05:26,997 You there, creepy boy! Are you in the school play? 124 00:05:27,066 --> 00:05:28,699 I auditioned and I didn't get a part. 125 00:05:28,768 --> 00:05:30,734 Well, I have a role for you. 126 00:05:30,803 --> 00:05:33,403 Yes! You don't know how much this mea-- 127 00:05:33,472 --> 00:05:35,839 And I don't want to know. (EXHALES DEEPLY) 128 00:05:35,908 --> 00:05:38,442 I don't love when they're happy, Mr. B. 129 00:05:38,511 --> 00:05:41,145 ? (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ? 130 00:05:41,214 --> 00:05:43,980 Real World, Road Rules. Real World, Road Rules. 131 00:05:44,049 --> 00:05:45,983 All right, people! The Tropical Hospital scout 132 00:05:46,052 --> 00:05:49,219 will be here in three days. It's rehearsal time. 133 00:05:49,288 --> 00:05:51,321 And pretend. 134 00:05:51,390 --> 00:05:54,825 "Left Hand on Blue, marry me. We can finally bring peace 135 00:05:54,894 --> 00:05:56,293 to Twister City." 136 00:05:56,362 --> 00:05:57,995 "I do love peace, but I don't love you. 137 00:05:58,064 --> 00:05:59,696 I must follow my heart, which is red. 138 00:05:59,765 --> 00:06:01,631 -Just like Right Hand on Red." -(INHALES DEEPLY) 139 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:03,433 "I may have lost feeling in my legs, 140 00:06:03,502 --> 00:06:04,902 but I'll always feel love for you, 141 00:06:04,971 --> 00:06:06,403 -Left Hand on Blue. -? (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ? 142 00:06:06,472 --> 00:06:07,574 (SIGHS) 143 00:06:08,074 --> 00:06:10,841 (LOUD SMOOCHING) 144 00:06:10,910 --> 00:06:11,911 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 145 00:06:13,645 --> 00:06:16,513 Cut, yeah. Cut! Wonderful. Wow. Let-- let's take a break. 146 00:06:16,582 --> 00:06:19,049 -Are you sure that was okay? -That was great. 147 00:06:19,118 --> 00:06:22,552 Um, but there's one tiny thing that's a big thing. 148 00:06:22,621 --> 00:06:26,089 Uh, can you close your eyes when you kiss? 149 00:06:26,158 --> 00:06:29,459 Eyes closed? Huh, interesting concept. 150 00:06:29,528 --> 00:06:31,395 Yeah, just 'cause when they're open, 151 00:06:31,464 --> 00:06:34,064 it's-- it's a little hostage-y, you know? 152 00:06:34,133 --> 00:06:35,799 -In a good way? -I mean, you know, 153 00:06:35,868 --> 00:06:39,570 it is a choice. And I love when actors make choices, 154 00:06:39,639 --> 00:06:40,637 but maybe we make 155 00:06:40,706 --> 00:06:43,173 a different, better choice next time? 156 00:06:43,242 --> 00:06:45,270 I'm sorry. I'm messing up your big thing. 157 00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:48,078 No! No, no, no. You're doing great, Joan. 158 00:06:48,147 --> 00:06:50,380 I just feel like my instincts are off. 159 00:06:50,449 --> 00:06:51,882 Don't be silly. (CHUCKLES) 160 00:06:51,951 --> 00:06:53,683 Your instincts are great, bestie. 161 00:06:53,752 --> 00:06:56,119 Uh, listen. I still haven't cast the role of Mayor Spinner, 162 00:06:56,188 --> 00:06:57,955 who looms over the Color War. 163 00:06:58,024 --> 00:07:00,124 I'd love to know who you think would be good. 164 00:07:00,193 --> 00:07:05,195 This might be a terrible idea, but what about casting Abe? 165 00:07:05,264 --> 00:07:08,064 He's tall and good at uncomfortable looming. 166 00:07:08,133 --> 00:07:10,000 Huh... 167 00:07:10,069 --> 00:07:11,667 -Hi. -Abe! (CHUCKLES) 168 00:07:11,736 --> 00:07:14,304 You're perfect for Mayor Spinner but if you're busy, 169 00:07:14,373 --> 00:07:15,972 -that's totally fine. -Really? 170 00:07:16,041 --> 00:07:18,943 Because I was just thinking I deserve a primary role 171 00:07:19,012 --> 00:07:21,511 in this play. The theater's in my blood, 172 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:24,518 and my blood is sprayed all over the theater. 173 00:07:25,851 --> 00:07:29,920 Casting Abe is brilliant. You have great ideas. 174 00:07:29,989 --> 00:07:31,254 Thanks, bestie. 175 00:07:31,323 --> 00:07:33,193 That's the confidence boost I needed. 176 00:07:34,193 --> 00:07:35,262 BOTH: Mm. 177 00:07:36,128 --> 00:07:38,861 Okay, folks. Let's put on a show! 178 00:07:38,930 --> 00:07:41,966 I'm a lead in the production, so I can have as much as I want. 179 00:07:42,035 --> 00:07:43,767 -HARRIET TUBMAN: Hmm. -? (SOFT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? 180 00:07:43,836 --> 00:07:46,103 ? (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ? 181 00:07:46,172 --> 00:07:50,540 Okay, dancers. Rehearsal time. Five, six, seven, eight. 182 00:07:50,609 --> 00:07:52,575 -(ALL WHIMPER) -? (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? 183 00:07:52,644 --> 00:07:54,444 We'll never get this dance right. 184 00:07:54,513 --> 00:07:56,146 And I'll never get on Tropical Hospital. 185 00:07:56,215 --> 00:07:58,082 Or have the chance to marry for money. 186 00:07:58,151 --> 00:07:59,883 Let's just quit and never try again. 187 00:07:59,952 --> 00:08:03,253 Guys, I've been in this business a long time. 188 00:08:03,322 --> 00:08:04,521 Ten whole minutes. 189 00:08:04,590 --> 00:08:08,292 You just gotta throw yourselves into the role like me. 190 00:08:08,361 --> 00:08:11,294 As one of the stars of this production, 191 00:08:11,363 --> 00:08:13,230 let me give you some advice. 192 00:08:13,299 --> 00:08:16,236 Just be yourself and you'll be amazing. 193 00:08:16,869 --> 00:08:18,405 Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! 194 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:22,172 Boop! (WHISTLES) 195 00:08:22,241 --> 00:08:25,508 I don't get it. Abe can't sing, can't dance 196 00:08:25,577 --> 00:08:28,178 and yet he carries himself with such bravado. 197 00:08:28,247 --> 00:08:30,684 Sacagawea's right. What's he got that we don't? 198 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:32,382 Isn't it obvious? 199 00:08:32,451 --> 00:08:34,517 That boy's got White Guy Confidence. 200 00:08:34,586 --> 00:08:37,320 -White what now? -Please elaborate through song. 201 00:08:37,389 --> 00:08:39,556 ? You can be dangerously Underqualified ? 202 00:08:39,625 --> 00:08:41,419 ? Yet think you fit the bill ? 203 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:43,059 ? 'Cause you're The Michael Jordan ? 204 00:08:43,128 --> 00:08:47,197 ? Of overestimating your skill Your name is maybe ? 205 00:08:47,266 --> 00:08:49,666 ? Josh, Cody, Stewart, Tod or Chad ? 206 00:08:49,735 --> 00:08:51,667 ? You think you're an expert In something ? 207 00:08:51,736 --> 00:08:54,371 ? 'Cause you heard it On a podcast ? 208 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:57,907 ? You never say you're sorry Never admit that you're wrong ? 209 00:08:57,976 --> 00:09:02,345 ? You can't carry a tune Yet you insist on singing ? 210 00:09:02,414 --> 00:09:05,216 -? The song ? -? The song ? 211 00:09:05,285 --> 00:09:06,283 Nailed it. 212 00:09:06,351 --> 00:09:07,685 FRIDA KAHLO: ? 'Cause you got that ? 213 00:09:07,754 --> 00:09:10,320 ? White Guy Confidence ? 214 00:09:10,389 --> 00:09:14,358 ? That comes with Lower levels of melanin ? 215 00:09:14,427 --> 00:09:18,294 ? A life of Systemic structural advantages ? 216 00:09:18,363 --> 00:09:20,397 ? Can make you think You're amazing ? 217 00:09:20,466 --> 00:09:22,366 ? When you're average ? 218 00:09:22,435 --> 00:09:26,336 ? And you can take credit When no credit is due ? 219 00:09:26,405 --> 00:09:29,206 ? 'Cause with White Guy Confidence ? 220 00:09:29,275 --> 00:09:36,083 -? The world belongs to you ? -? You ? 221 00:09:37,316 --> 00:09:39,416 (IMITATES RECORD SCRATCHING) 222 00:09:39,485 --> 00:09:41,218 But how can us non-Joshes 223 00:09:41,287 --> 00:09:43,548 gain the same unearned confidence? 224 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:45,822 Well, in Tropical Hospital, Dr. Orlando drank 225 00:09:45,891 --> 00:09:48,253 Dr. Corey's sweat to get out of the quicksand. 226 00:09:48,322 --> 00:09:50,460 Oh, we can steal someone's sweat, 227 00:09:50,529 --> 00:09:52,462 then distill it and ingest it. 228 00:09:52,531 --> 00:09:54,730 It might give us the same blind courage. 229 00:09:54,799 --> 00:09:57,067 But where we gonna find a White guy that sweaty? 230 00:09:57,136 --> 00:10:01,508 (SCATTING) 231 00:10:02,007 --> 00:10:03,773 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 232 00:10:03,842 --> 00:10:06,677 -Ten on blue-- -There's my Hollywood queen. 233 00:10:06,746 --> 00:10:08,178 All right, guys. Take five. 234 00:10:08,247 --> 00:10:10,480 Say, I'm so glad we talked earlier. 235 00:10:10,549 --> 00:10:13,383 I really appreciate our creative partnership. 236 00:10:13,452 --> 00:10:16,814 Anyway, can I run another great idea by you? 237 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:19,755 -? (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ? -Nothing would make me happier! 238 00:10:19,824 --> 00:10:22,392 I was thinking Left Hand on Blue should wear brown... 239 00:10:22,461 --> 00:10:23,621 -Uh-huh. -...because she's torn 240 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:25,930 between Right Hand on Red and Left Foot on Green. 241 00:10:25,998 --> 00:10:28,398 -Okay. Uh-huh. -Those colors make brown. 242 00:10:28,467 --> 00:10:30,567 It'll show I'm remaining neutral... 243 00:10:30,636 --> 00:10:33,771 (WHIMPERS, LAUGHS) 244 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:36,606 And Tropical Hospital will love 245 00:10:36,675 --> 00:10:39,976 that it also says something important. 246 00:10:40,045 --> 00:10:41,178 ? (TENSE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? 247 00:10:41,247 --> 00:10:43,113 (EXHALES DEEPLY) That is a great idea. 248 00:10:43,182 --> 00:10:47,851 In fact, it might be too great. I wonder if Left Hand on Blue 249 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:50,154 wearing brown just might be confusing. 250 00:10:50,223 --> 00:10:52,189 You're right. No, you're right. It's a-- it's a stupid idea. 251 00:10:52,258 --> 00:10:54,491 I'll merge back into my "just-friends- 252 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:56,627 and-not-trusted- collaborators" lane 253 00:10:56,696 --> 00:10:58,232 and stay there. 254 00:10:59,264 --> 00:11:02,398 Ugh. No, no! Your idea just-- 255 00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:04,467 needed to boomerang around in my brain. 256 00:11:04,536 --> 00:11:08,072 Really? Collaborating with friends is the best. 257 00:11:08,141 --> 00:11:11,876 And I can't wait to share all my great ideas. 258 00:11:11,945 --> 00:11:14,444 Oh, there's more? Can't wait. (CHUCKLES) 259 00:11:14,513 --> 00:11:16,516 ? (ORCHESTRA CRESCENDOS, STOPS) ? 260 00:11:16,916 --> 00:11:19,016 (GRUNTS) 261 00:11:19,085 --> 00:11:20,754 ? (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ? 262 00:11:21,421 --> 00:11:26,360 (GRUNTS) 263 00:11:33,466 --> 00:11:34,668 (GRUNTS) 264 00:11:40,239 --> 00:11:41,475 -ALL: Ooh. -(CLEOPATRA GASPS) 265 00:11:52,452 --> 00:11:54,084 (ALL GROAN) 266 00:11:54,153 --> 00:11:55,553 ? (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? 267 00:11:55,622 --> 00:12:00,423 ? (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ? 268 00:12:00,492 --> 00:12:05,628 You stole my best gal and now you're going to pay! 269 00:12:05,697 --> 00:12:07,565 You're the one that's going to pay... 270 00:12:07,634 --> 00:12:09,299 with your life! 271 00:12:09,368 --> 00:12:12,402 Clones! I won't allow this chaos in my hallways. 272 00:12:12,471 --> 00:12:15,575 -Stay out of this, old man. -Chop! Chop! 273 00:12:16,742 --> 00:12:19,076 I am the principal of this school. 274 00:12:19,145 --> 00:12:21,712 Let it be known, that all theatrics shall 275 00:12:21,781 --> 00:12:26,917 remain confined to the auditorium! 276 00:12:26,986 --> 00:12:30,020 (SCOFFS) We care not for your rules. 277 00:12:30,089 --> 00:12:34,385 -I bet you'll care about this! -(WHIMPERS) 278 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:37,160 Pick on someone your own size. 279 00:12:37,229 --> 00:12:39,596 (PRINCIPAL SCUDWORTH AND MR. BUTLERTRON GRUNTING) 280 00:12:39,665 --> 00:12:40,998 -SCUDWORTH: Karate! -(OBJECTS CLATTERING) 281 00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:44,471 (CLICKING, CHIRPING) 282 00:12:46,205 --> 00:12:47,570 Nauseating. 283 00:12:47,639 --> 00:12:50,540 Tell your friends this school will not be overrun 284 00:12:50,609 --> 00:12:55,412 by the performative antics of an artsy-fartsy minority, 285 00:12:55,481 --> 00:12:57,147 footloosing about! 286 00:12:57,216 --> 00:12:58,643 -(SCREAMS) -(ALL CHEER) 287 00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:01,418 -(OBJECTS CLATTERING) -(ALL APPLAUDING) 288 00:13:01,487 --> 00:13:03,648 See, Candide, they got the message. 289 00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:06,790 The only message here is, you're a moron! 290 00:13:06,859 --> 00:13:10,327 Look! Because of you, the hallway is trashed again! 291 00:13:10,396 --> 00:13:11,929 Just when I think my opinion of you 292 00:13:11,998 --> 00:13:13,797 couldn't sink any lower, it does. 293 00:13:13,866 --> 00:13:16,070 Much, much lower. 294 00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,165 -(GRUNTS) -(ALL GASP) 295 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:23,473 (GASPS, SCREAMS) 296 00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:27,043 The spinning makes it worse. 297 00:13:27,112 --> 00:13:29,112 -? (SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ? -Since you were so in love 298 00:13:29,181 --> 00:13:30,180 with my ideas earlier, 299 00:13:30,249 --> 00:13:33,350 I wanted to repay you by doing something original 300 00:13:33,419 --> 00:13:37,854 that will blow the scout away. Curtain up! 301 00:13:37,923 --> 00:13:40,658 -? (SOFT ROCK MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? -? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ? 302 00:13:40,726 --> 00:13:42,527 (ALL EXCLAIM) 303 00:13:42,596 --> 00:13:43,763 (MONKEYS SCREECHING) 304 00:13:44,397 --> 00:13:45,829 (YELLS) 305 00:13:45,898 --> 00:13:47,598 JOAN OF ARC: I realized why my performance 306 00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:48,866 was feeling so weird. 307 00:13:48,935 --> 00:13:50,901 It's because the rest of the play 308 00:13:50,970 --> 00:13:53,470 wasn't equally weird. 309 00:13:53,539 --> 00:13:56,740 Huh? I did a little rewrite to get us all on the same page. 310 00:13:56,809 --> 00:13:59,309 Do you love it? Are you freaking out? 311 00:13:59,378 --> 00:14:02,412 (CHUCKLES) I am freaking out. 312 00:14:02,481 --> 00:14:05,082 My face feels hot, but my body is cold. 313 00:14:05,151 --> 00:14:07,518 -(GASPS) Uh, I-- -? (EERIE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? 314 00:14:07,587 --> 00:14:08,986 -I hate it! -(GASPS) 315 00:14:09,055 --> 00:14:11,354 -I so, so hate it! -(YELLS) 316 00:14:11,423 --> 00:14:13,256 But you said you loved my ideas. 317 00:14:13,325 --> 00:14:15,858 Yeah! I lied because I love you. 318 00:14:15,927 --> 00:14:17,895 You're not being a great friend if you can't handle 319 00:14:17,964 --> 00:14:20,331 a few creative changes to help your play. 320 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,531 (DONKEY BRAYING) 321 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,900 You're gonna ruin my chance to get on Tropical Hospital 322 00:14:23,969 --> 00:14:25,969 with all your navel-gazing garbage! 323 00:14:26,038 --> 00:14:28,004 I don't want sand, or wheat women! 324 00:14:28,073 --> 00:14:29,139 -(GRUNTS) -(OBJECTS CLATTERING) 325 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:31,508 I want sexy costumes and open-mouth kissing 326 00:14:31,577 --> 00:14:33,877 -with closed eyes. -? (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ? 327 00:14:33,946 --> 00:14:35,712 But that's just dumb! 328 00:14:35,781 --> 00:14:38,815 Exactly. That's why it's good. 329 00:14:38,884 --> 00:14:42,218 Dumb is fun and entertaining and it buys pools. 330 00:14:42,287 --> 00:14:44,554 I am fine with that being my art! 331 00:14:44,623 --> 00:14:46,923 Well, then I'm fine with quitting. 332 00:14:46,992 --> 00:14:50,794 And I'm fine with you quitting because I was about to fire you! 333 00:14:50,863 --> 00:14:52,929 Fine! Then I'm taking my hourglass, my wheat women, 334 00:14:52,998 --> 00:14:55,900 -and JFK with me. -You can't take JFK. 335 00:14:55,969 --> 00:14:57,735 He's the only good actor in the show! 336 00:14:57,804 --> 00:14:59,103 -Girls! Girls! -(INDISTINCT ARGUING) 337 00:14:59,172 --> 00:15:01,872 The is not the kind of three-way I'm into. 338 00:15:01,941 --> 00:15:03,607 -(GRUNTS) -Vegas, baby! 339 00:15:03,676 --> 00:15:04,742 Golden parachutes! 340 00:15:04,811 --> 00:15:07,110 -Storming the Capitol. -Golf! 341 00:15:07,179 --> 00:15:09,179 -(GRUNTS, GASPS) -(GRUNTS) 342 00:15:09,248 --> 00:15:10,881 -(ALL SCREAM) -? (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ? 343 00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:13,751 Ow! You fell on my bad ear! 344 00:15:13,820 --> 00:15:15,520 ? (TUNE PLAYS ON FLUTE) ? 345 00:15:15,589 --> 00:15:17,324 (LAUGHS, GROANS) 346 00:15:18,658 --> 00:15:19,690 -(GROANS) -(SCREAMS) 347 00:15:19,759 --> 00:15:20,757 (GROANS) 348 00:15:20,826 --> 00:15:23,327 (ALL CLAMOR) 349 00:15:23,396 --> 00:15:25,632 (FIRE BELL RINGING) 350 00:15:26,031 --> 00:15:27,863 (GASPS) 351 00:15:27,932 --> 00:15:30,768 -? (TENSE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? -What's wrong with you clones? 352 00:15:30,837 --> 00:15:32,969 I tried to be supportive like the principal 353 00:15:33,038 --> 00:15:36,774 in High School Musical. But then you go all Footloose, 354 00:15:36,843 --> 00:15:39,275 like in the film Can't Hardly Wait. 355 00:15:39,344 --> 00:15:44,014 From this day forward, all performances are banned! 356 00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:46,020 That includes the band! 357 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:51,255 Now, everyone disband. Why do I keep saying "band"? 358 00:15:51,324 --> 00:15:54,694 Everyone, get the fuck out! The play is over. 359 00:15:56,661 --> 00:15:58,165 -? (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ? -(BOTH GRUNT) 360 00:16:01,801 --> 00:16:02,933 (AUDIENCE MEMBER COUGHING) 361 00:16:03,002 --> 00:16:07,966 ? (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ? 362 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,340 What's the matter, Joanie? You've barely touched 363 00:16:10,409 --> 00:16:12,610 your cold veggie and fish oil quiche. 364 00:16:12,679 --> 00:16:13,911 I don't get it. 365 00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:16,213 All I did was make a few major creative changes 366 00:16:16,282 --> 00:16:18,048 behind Harriet's back and insulted her 367 00:16:18,117 --> 00:16:20,916 one and only dream, and I'm the villain here. 368 00:16:20,985 --> 00:16:25,022 A villain? No, baby. You dug in, you learned nothing 369 00:16:25,091 --> 00:16:27,052 and you didn't apologize. 370 00:16:27,121 --> 00:16:30,593 -You're the hero of this story. -Exactly. Wait, what? 371 00:16:30,662 --> 00:16:34,398 Quiches, I've got the sexy kind that everyone likes. 372 00:16:34,467 --> 00:16:37,667 And my wife Curly has some bland, but important ones. 373 00:16:37,736 --> 00:16:40,370 That�s right, Mops. They're hard to swallow 374 00:16:40,439 --> 00:16:42,076 and even harder to digest. 375 00:16:43,743 --> 00:16:45,075 (ALL GASP, EXCLAIM) 376 00:16:45,144 --> 00:16:48,015 Nobody wants my cold, experimental quiche. 377 00:16:51,851 --> 00:16:54,218 (GROANS) It make sense to me now. 378 00:16:54,287 --> 00:16:57,487 As everyone knows, a quiche is like a play. 379 00:16:57,556 --> 00:17:00,858 And Harriet was trying to deliver a hot and sexy quiche 380 00:17:00,927 --> 00:17:02,625 because she knows what people want. 381 00:17:02,694 --> 00:17:05,195 And I tried to make her play cold and flavorless 382 00:17:05,264 --> 00:17:07,231 and hard to swallow. 383 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:09,933 Look! Is that the Tropical Hospital scout? 384 00:17:10,002 --> 00:17:12,369 -Eating a hot, sexy quiche. -? (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ? 385 00:17:12,438 --> 00:17:14,905 STEVE KERR: Mm. This hot, sexy quiche is delicious 386 00:17:14,974 --> 00:17:17,174 or I'm not the scout from Tropical Hospital. 387 00:17:17,243 --> 00:17:19,076 He doesn't know our play's been cancelled. 388 00:17:19,145 --> 00:17:23,246 We need to save a play. And a friendship. 389 00:17:23,315 --> 00:17:25,152 ACTOR: Inject me with your love, stat! 390 00:17:27,519 --> 00:17:29,252 Play is back on! Get dance routine right! 391 00:17:29,321 --> 00:17:30,686 A lot of pressure. Stakes still high. 392 00:17:30,755 --> 00:17:32,357 For the play and my relationship with Harriet. 393 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,556 (DOOR CLOSING) 394 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:35,693 But we're still terrible at the dance routine. 395 00:17:35,762 --> 00:17:37,394 Abe's sweat was just gross. 396 00:17:37,463 --> 00:17:39,658 It didn't instantly make us good at dancing. 397 00:17:39,727 --> 00:17:41,497 We've tried every quick fix. 398 00:17:41,566 --> 00:17:43,533 Frida, what gives you the confidence to be so good 399 00:17:43,602 --> 00:17:45,836 at skate boarding and painting and chilling. 400 00:17:45,905 --> 00:17:47,304 I don't know, Confucius. 401 00:17:47,373 --> 00:17:49,573 Guess it's just hard work and practice. 402 00:17:49,642 --> 00:17:52,309 -Hard work and practice? -Sounds like a fool's errand. 403 00:17:52,378 --> 00:17:53,878 You're stupid, Frida. 404 00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:55,078 We tried practicing 405 00:17:55,147 --> 00:17:56,546 the dance routine, but we failed. 406 00:17:56,615 --> 00:17:59,349 Did y'all try practicing a second time? 407 00:17:59,418 --> 00:18:02,485 Oh, let me guess. "'Cause practice makes perfect." 408 00:18:02,554 --> 00:18:05,022 No. There's no such thing as perfect. 409 00:18:05,091 --> 00:18:07,157 Practice makes progress. 410 00:18:07,226 --> 00:18:08,324 That's a dumb saying. 411 00:18:08,393 --> 00:18:10,589 You're dumb. This is dumb. Everything's dumb. 412 00:18:10,658 --> 00:18:12,362 But, okay, we'll try. 413 00:18:12,431 --> 00:18:13,930 Five, six, seven, eight. 414 00:18:13,999 --> 00:18:16,099 -Step and clap-- -(ALL GRUNT) 415 00:18:16,168 --> 00:18:17,467 That felt better! 416 00:18:17,536 --> 00:18:19,235 -To the play! -(ALL CHEER) 417 00:18:19,304 --> 00:18:21,504 ? ("GO DOWN TOGETHER" BY FOXING PLAYING) ? 418 00:18:21,573 --> 00:18:23,474 -(SOBS, EXCLAIMS) -Well, Scudworth. 419 00:18:23,543 --> 00:18:24,808 I hate to admit it, 420 00:18:24,877 --> 00:18:26,343 but you actually did something to show 421 00:18:26,412 --> 00:18:29,612 you have some level of control over the students. 422 00:18:29,681 --> 00:18:32,248 I think shutting down the play was the first smart thing 423 00:18:32,317 --> 00:18:33,387 you've ever done. 424 00:18:33,786 --> 00:18:35,118 Ah! 425 00:18:35,187 --> 00:18:36,920 The fact that you hate to admit that 426 00:18:36,989 --> 00:18:38,789 means the world to me. 427 00:18:38,858 --> 00:18:41,724 What say you and me quiche and makeup? 428 00:18:41,793 --> 00:18:43,626 -(THUDDING) -STAGE HAND: Put the set over there. 429 00:18:43,695 --> 00:18:44,962 JOAN: Hey! Where are the costumes? 430 00:18:45,031 --> 00:18:46,596 What is that ruckus? 431 00:18:46,665 --> 00:18:49,332 The clones are performing a musical on our roof. 432 00:18:49,401 --> 00:18:50,801 -? (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ? -You idiot! 433 00:18:50,870 --> 00:18:52,335 They're still performing the play! 434 00:18:52,404 --> 00:18:54,204 You don't have control over anything. 435 00:18:54,273 --> 00:18:56,876 You can quiche my respect goodbye. 436 00:18:58,211 --> 00:19:01,607 -? (TENSE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? -Sexy. And hot! 437 00:19:01,676 --> 00:19:04,818 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 438 00:19:05,717 --> 00:19:07,918 (PANTS) I got here as fast as I could. 439 00:19:07,987 --> 00:19:09,519 Am I too late to enter the Teen Models 440 00:19:09,588 --> 00:19:12,089 -Giving Monologues Competition? -Harriet, I lied. 441 00:19:12,158 --> 00:19:15,192 There is no Teen Models Giving Monologues Competition. 442 00:19:15,261 --> 00:19:16,961 -That's tomorrow. -Joan, 443 00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:20,097 you better have a sound, ulterior motive for tricking me. 444 00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:24,667 I do. A big public apology. 445 00:19:24,736 --> 00:19:27,004 I thought that instead of doing a fun, sexy, 446 00:19:27,073 --> 00:19:30,040 superficial play, a part of you wanted to do an 447 00:19:30,109 --> 00:19:33,705 esoteric think piece. But I was wrong. 448 00:19:33,774 --> 00:19:34,878 ? (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ? 449 00:19:34,947 --> 00:19:36,814 I know I'm the clone of Harriet Tubman, 450 00:19:36,883 --> 00:19:38,815 but that doesn't mean I can't have fun, 451 00:19:38,884 --> 00:19:40,517 silly stories too. 452 00:19:40,586 --> 00:19:43,114 I got it all wrong, and the simple fact is, 453 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,389 I never should have been the star of your play. 454 00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:50,026 But I do know who'd be perfect as Left Hand on Blue. 455 00:19:50,095 --> 00:19:52,863 -Who? (GASPS) -You! That's who. 456 00:19:52,932 --> 00:19:54,564 ALL: Aww! 457 00:19:54,633 --> 00:19:58,535 But that means I have to kiss Right Hand on Red, JFK! 458 00:19:58,604 --> 00:20:01,338 But, Joan, my heart only belongs to you. 459 00:20:01,407 --> 00:20:04,040 As do my lips and my unmentionables, 460 00:20:04,109 --> 00:20:07,044 which I'll mention now. My penis, my testicles, 461 00:20:07,113 --> 00:20:09,379 my area between my penis and my testicles-- 462 00:20:09,448 --> 00:20:12,249 JFK, it's not cheating if it's acting. 463 00:20:12,318 --> 00:20:14,885 And, Harriet, there's no one I'd rather have 464 00:20:14,954 --> 00:20:16,754 kiss my boyfriend in a parking lot 465 00:20:16,823 --> 00:20:18,922 full of strangers than you. 466 00:20:18,991 --> 00:20:20,590 (SNIFFLES) So beautiful. 467 00:20:20,659 --> 00:20:23,827 Jo-Jo, I'll be kissing JFK, but... (INHALES DEEPLY) 468 00:20:23,896 --> 00:20:27,297 ...but I'll be thinking of you the whole time. Hit it! 469 00:20:27,366 --> 00:20:30,601 -? (SOFT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? -? (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ? 470 00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:34,071 ? Welcome everyone to our city ? 471 00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:37,207 ? Please remove your shoes And wipe your feet ? 472 00:20:37,276 --> 00:20:40,877 ? There are four neighborhoods Red, Yellow, Blue, Green ? 473 00:20:40,946 --> 00:20:44,681 ? They'll twist you up Like plasticine ? 474 00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:47,784 ? So stretch your legs And watch your back ? 475 00:20:47,853 --> 00:20:51,554 ? You better have the balance Of an acrobat ? 476 00:20:51,623 --> 00:20:54,691 ? This smells like vinyl And is super flat ? 477 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:59,296 ? Welcome To the city of plastic mat ? 478 00:20:59,365 --> 00:21:01,464 Choreography time! Places! 479 00:21:01,533 --> 00:21:04,301 This is it. We've practiced two whole times. 480 00:21:04,370 --> 00:21:05,672 We're ready, let's do this. 481 00:21:09,675 --> 00:21:13,277 -? (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? -(ALL BREATHE HEAVILY) 482 00:21:13,346 --> 00:21:15,983 -That's all we learned! -(CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 483 00:21:16,549 --> 00:21:18,018 Wow! Nice choreography. 484 00:21:19,551 --> 00:21:22,052 This isn't a game, Left Foot on Green. 485 00:21:22,121 --> 00:21:26,823 Stop! Only Mayor Spinner can help you decide your fate. 486 00:21:26,892 --> 00:21:31,932 Just don't fall down! (CHUCKLES) 487 00:21:33,499 --> 00:21:38,005 Left Hand on Love. God, I'm such a good actor. 488 00:21:38,771 --> 00:21:40,507 ? I'm all twisted up ? 489 00:21:41,607 --> 00:21:43,974 ? I don't know what to do ? 490 00:21:44,043 --> 00:21:46,777 ? I'm reaching out for Red ? 491 00:21:46,846 --> 00:21:49,116 ? But my heart Is with Green too ? 492 00:21:49,883 --> 00:21:51,681 ? If I try to love them both ? 493 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:55,213 ? You see I'll fall To the ground ? 494 00:21:55,282 --> 00:21:58,188 ? Being caught between Red and Green ? 495 00:21:58,257 --> 00:22:05,065 ? Makes a Blue girl feel brown ? 496 00:22:06,231 --> 00:22:09,699 ? My heart is in a twister ? 497 00:22:09,768 --> 00:22:14,365 BOTH: ? And you are to blame My heart is in a twister ? 498 00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:17,107 ? Not referring to the movie With Helen Hunt ? 499 00:22:17,176 --> 00:22:19,374 ? I'm referring to the game ? 500 00:22:21,180 --> 00:22:25,783 ? I've never kissed anyone Who is quite like you ? 501 00:22:25,852 --> 00:22:27,951 ? But my heart is telling me ? 502 00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:34,528 ? To plant my upper And lower lips on Blue ? 503 00:22:38,297 --> 00:22:39,366 (AUDIENCE MEMBER COUGHING) 504 00:22:40,767 --> 00:22:42,569 (DOG BARKING) 505 00:22:43,136 --> 00:22:44,234 (BABY CRYING) 506 00:22:44,303 --> 00:22:48,272 -(GASPS) -ALL: ? My heart Is in a twister ? 507 00:22:48,341 --> 00:22:52,976 ? And you are to blame My heart is in a twister ? 508 00:22:53,045 --> 00:22:55,813 ? Not referring to the movie With Helen Hunt ? 509 00:22:55,882 --> 00:23:00,220 ? I'm referring to the game ? 510 00:23:01,087 --> 00:23:03,890 (CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 511 00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:05,892 Mm. Eyes open? 512 00:23:07,693 --> 00:23:09,688 What a show. Wow! 513 00:23:09,757 --> 00:23:11,161 (ALL SOB) 514 00:23:11,230 --> 00:23:14,565 Quite frankly, I'm glad these clones went Footloose! 515 00:23:14,634 --> 00:23:16,999 MR. BUTLERTRON: Bravo. 516 00:23:17,068 --> 00:23:21,238 That was the best rooftop diner amateur play I have ever seen. 517 00:23:21,307 --> 00:23:23,978 -And, boy, I have seen a lot. -(ALL GASP) 518 00:23:24,644 --> 00:23:26,810 NBA Coach Steve Kerr? 519 00:23:26,879 --> 00:23:28,545 That's my name. Don't wear it out. 520 00:23:28,614 --> 00:23:30,715 Who are we kidding? You couldn't if you tried. 521 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:32,082 I'm that good. 522 00:23:32,151 --> 00:23:34,751 Are you the Tropical Hospital scout? 523 00:23:34,820 --> 00:23:36,554 -? (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ? -I have two loves in life. 524 00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:38,354 Basketball and teen dramas. 525 00:23:38,423 --> 00:23:40,791 My philosophy is that talent can be found anywhere. 526 00:23:40,860 --> 00:23:42,727 And you are all very talented. 527 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:45,323 What that talent is, I've no idea. 528 00:23:45,392 --> 00:23:48,631 But I do know this, when you work as a team, 529 00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:51,468 everyone wins, specially basketball players. 530 00:23:51,537 --> 00:23:54,237 Harriet, you do have a future in showbiz. 531 00:23:54,306 --> 00:23:57,407 But that future is not now, which is the present. 532 00:23:57,476 --> 00:23:59,943 But before you know it, your present will be your past, 533 00:24:00,012 --> 00:24:01,745 and the future will be your present. 534 00:24:01,814 --> 00:24:03,713 And that's when you'll be in Hollywood. 535 00:24:03,782 --> 00:24:06,449 I now see why you do sports and not writing, sir. 536 00:24:06,518 --> 00:24:10,387 Thank you. Now, I can't give you a part on Tropical Hospital, 537 00:24:10,456 --> 00:24:12,422 because, well, we were looking for someone 538 00:24:12,491 --> 00:24:15,392 with White Guy Confidence, so I cast Tom Hiddleston. 539 00:24:15,461 --> 00:24:16,627 Hiddleston. 540 00:24:16,696 --> 00:24:17,928 But I can give you this. 541 00:24:17,997 --> 00:24:19,797 HARRIET: (GASPS) Your championship ring? 542 00:24:19,866 --> 00:24:22,165 My first trophy. 543 00:24:22,234 --> 00:24:24,571 I can't wait to sell it to pay for drama school. 544 00:24:25,371 --> 00:24:26,504 This says "replica" on it-- 545 00:24:26,573 --> 00:24:28,105 STEVE: Can't hear you. Bye! 546 00:24:28,174 --> 00:24:32,346 -? (SOFT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? -? (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ? 547 00:24:33,846 --> 00:24:35,278 MOPS: (SOBS) Oh, god! My restaurant! 548 00:24:35,347 --> 00:24:38,015 Well, we may not have gotten on Tropical Hospital, 549 00:24:38,084 --> 00:24:40,985 but we did get to perform the play. 550 00:24:41,054 --> 00:24:43,520 And nothing of lasting consequence 551 00:24:43,589 --> 00:24:44,655 went wrong. 552 00:24:44,724 --> 00:24:45,855 ? (TENSE MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? 553 00:24:45,924 --> 00:24:49,625 MOPS: Curly, where are you? Won't somebody help me? 554 00:24:49,694 --> 00:24:51,962 (GRUNTING) I shouldn't have let children do a play 555 00:24:52,031 --> 00:24:53,631 on my roof. 556 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,669 Yup, nothing at all. 557 00:24:57,170 --> 00:24:59,869 I think I'm obsessed with you, JFK. 558 00:24:59,938 --> 00:25:04,442 I'm, er, uh, throbbing, Harriet. I can see us pounding together. 559 00:25:04,511 --> 00:25:06,609 -Not good. -Uh-oh! 560 00:25:06,678 --> 00:25:12,315 ALL: ? My heart is in a twister And you are to blame ? 561 00:25:12,384 --> 00:25:14,951 ? My heart is in a twister ? 562 00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:17,653 ? Not referring to the movie With Helen Hunt ? 563 00:25:17,722 --> 00:25:22,096 -? I'm referring to the game ? -? Game! ? 564 00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:23,630 Nailed it! 565 00:25:24,964 --> 00:25:26,233 (AUDIENCE MEMBER COUGHING) 566 00:25:27,399 --> 00:25:32,539 ? (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ? 567 00:26:25,691 --> 00:26:27,761 ? (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ? 568 00:26:27,811 --> 00:26:32,361 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43586

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