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Previously on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht..."

You want to set up like the bar station?

Gabriella is not my boss. Sit down.

Yeah, I don'’t like this either.

I'’ve gotten better food at the ballpark.

The tip comes to 6500 dollars.

They can take that tip and shove it up their hole.

- Oh, sh--. - Oh, sh--.

- You. - No. *bleep* no.

Get the hell away from me!

- Mwah. - Aw...

Gary'’s signals are telling me that he'’s not really interested.

Oh!

I'’m going to have a good time no matter what.

Yes.

The Master?

*bleep*

What the hell is going on here?

What kind of bizarre universe am I in right now?

This is either going to improve Gary and Daisy'’s relationship

or the rest of this charter season is going to sh--.

Good night, good night, good night, have fun.

How the *bleep* did that happen? Jesus.

Tom isn'’t so bad.

I wrote him off in the beginning,

but I gotta say he doesn'’t act like a 23 year old in bed.

Oh, dear! *bleep* Bro!

Oh, sh--.

The hairs are starting to grow back.

Yeah? Oh, nice.

Good morning, Glenn.

Hey, dude, did you have fun last night?

- Yeah, it was a good night. - Oh... *bleep*

How was your night?

Everyone was pretty wasted.

*bleep* off, you'’re such a liar.

We... everyone was there.

It was just me and him?

That'’s a lie.

I swear to God you guys were like making out in the jacuzzi.

And then I came back down the stairs.

Stop.

What time did you get to bed last night?

Snuck into the master.

So you got lucky last night.

Hope you'’re not annoyed.

No, *bleep* it.

I ended up kissing Daisy in the Jacuzzi.

- Did you enjoy it? - It was pretty passionate.

We'’re like crawling around the Jacuzzi.

Gary and Daisy. Gaisy.

That is ----ing funny, though. Oh my Lord.

My goal is to have the whole boat done today,

Got to make the beds downstairs.

And then the main saloon is all.

Should we get stuff ready for this wash down?

Yay.

- How'’s it going? - I don'’t know.

I think you shouldn'’t worry.

Gary and Daisy had a little smooch.

Oh God.

What?

- Morning, Dais. - Morning.

Ha, there she is!

What are you asking if he'’s seen me?

Dais, we were like rolling around in the Jacuzzi.

No, stop. No, we didn'’t.

Dais, you were on top of me.

No! Stop!

I thought it was quite passionate, to be honest.

I ----ing told you!

I'’m not going to lie about kissing someone.

We definitely kissed.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

I want to die.

Was it long? No, it can'’t have been.

It was like a second.

Well, you obviously kissed me.

No, other way around.

Stop, I don'’t want to hear!

I was like, hold my hands,

I was like, Daisy, heal me!

Oh my God.

I'’m never drinking like that again.

- How was your night? - We just ----ing banged.

- That was about it. - You did?

How did I miss all of these fun times?

Well, not that I wanted to join.

I just mean...

Yeah. Come on in next time.

Gary, Daisy and Marcos, can you guys meet me

in the crew mess for a preference sheet meeting?

Copy.

Gary kissed daisy in the hot tub.

Geez, did I kiss anyone?

Okay, number three. Here we go!

James Cox, Jr. from New Jersey, Primary Charter guest.

James is a luxury real estate broker in the Manhattan area.

He has sailed all over the world

and eaten at some of the best restaurants,

so is excited to see what a yacht chef and crew can do.

Okay, that'’s a challenge, I think we'’re up to.

Joining James Jr. are his sister Kimber

and her BFF Bunny.

James Jr.'’s little brother, Tyler

and James Sr. will be joining as well.

For dinner on night one,

James Jr. would like the yacht crew to organize

a 007 75th birthday dinner for his father, Jim.

I'’m going to have to make a birthday cake.

- Yeah. - On day two,

they want a beach picnic where they can play badminton

Game on.

For dinner, they would like to have

an authentic Spanish dinner.

I'’m going to try to impress them a little bit more,

you know, trying to work with local dishes.

So usually Spanish dishes are made

by seafood, spices and the flavors are incredible.

But there'’s so many prep, so many cuts,

you know, so many hours cooking on the same pot.

That means a lot of time in the kitchen.

You know, I'’m going to make a feast. Spanish feast.

- Cool. - Yeah, that sounds fun.

All righty.

Are we'’re ready to move on?

- Yeah. - Okay.

This is Daisy calling from Sailing Yacht Parsifal.

So for this charter,

I need black and silver decorations,

flamenco and lots of red décor.

Okay, appreciate it.

Come on.

If one twin cabin has the hospital corners

angle facing away from the door

and then across the hall, the other cabin

has them facing towards the door,

it'’s not going to look like we know what we'’re doing.

It'’s not going to be uniform. This should be common sense.

If you have some experience, this is a no brainer.

I'’m alright, how are you?

Sh--.

So what are they saying, is he going to be all right?

My best friend'’s dad, he collapsed

the other day and is on life support in the hospital.

It'’s shocking and devastating.

Obviously, I'’m really close to them

and it'’s like a second family to me.

There'’s still some hope.

But when you put it all together, you know, it'’s not...

It'’s not good.

Cheers, mate. Bye-bye.

Do you need help?

Sweet.

I think that'’s us pretty much good for the day.

- Hey. - Hey.

Are you okay?

It'’s just, uh, my best mate's dad is in a coma.

- The dad? - Yeah.

I'’m sorry.

Before I came to the boat,

I dropped my car off at their house.

You know, he wished me luck, and that--

All right, I'’m going to bed.

Good night.

*bleep*

- Captain? - How you doing, mate?

No, I'’ve had better days.

What'’s going on?

My best friend'’s dad, he's got blood clots in his brain,

and it'’s not looking good.

- How old? - Early '’50s.

Do you think you need to go there,

or do you need some time to--

I'’m--no, I need to be here now.

I'’m gonna have a good charter, I'’m gonna smash it out.

- Hope for the best. - Yeah.

- Just keep me posted. - I will do.

All right?

Okay, so, plan for the day.

You know, final vacuum, make the master,

all the little things you had on your list.

I'’m gonna crack on with laundry.

Deck team, deck team...

Copy from the deck team.

- What'’s that? - An awning.

No, not yet.

How'’s this thing working?

This will cool the whole boat down.

*bleep* yeah.

Why, what'’s going on?

It'’s like, I get it.

I have no problem respecting you at all.

You lead the way I wanna be lead.

It'’s the way, like, it'’s conveyed.

The second stew is entitled to delegate the third stew.

That'’s just a normal thing to do.

You know when you have a 12-year-old kid

and they think they'’re 18 and they wanna wear

the short dress and they wanna wear the heels,

and you'’re trying to explain you'’re 12,

and they keep coming back going, I'’m an adult--

it'’s exactly what Ashley reminds me of.

I'’ll speak to you both after the charter.

All crew, all crew, provisions are here.

Copy.

Langosta.

- Cheese. - Yep.

I'’m not ready for this hot Spanish sun.

- Oh! - Ooh, you all right?

Yeah.

- Is that everything? - That'’s it!

All crew, all crew, guests are gonna be here in half an hour.

It'’s a race against the clock now.

I'’m gonna go for a little quick walkaround.

Cockpit, scuppers.

Okay, Well, it looks good.

Whew, it'’s nice and cool in here, actually, *bleep*.

All crew, let'’s get everybody in the cockpit in three minutes.

Ready to rock and roll, charter number three.

Okay.

This is what we'’re going on.

It'’s beautiful.

No, I'’m not.

You floss your hair with your teeth?

- You'’re--you're--wait-- - Oh, my God, no, you didn'’t.

-your teeth with your hair?

- Wait, your hair with your-- - Kelsie, that is so nasty.

- You like that? - Yeah.

How you doing?

- Good, how you guys doing? - Hi.

Good, it'’s nice to see you.

I'’m Captain Glenn.

I'’m James Cox, nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. - Hi, I'’m Daisy.

Hi, Daisy, it'’s a pleasure to meet you, thank you so much.

James Sr., how you know doing?

Just kick your shoes off at the top.

Action.

- How you doing? - Ashley.

- Thank you so much. - Tom, nice to meet you.

I'’m James, nice to meet you.

Hayden, nice to meet you-- thank you.

- Colin, nice to meet you. - Hi, Bunny, nice to meet you.

- Hello, I'’m Kelsie. - Tyler, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you as well.

Welcome to Parsifal III.

We'’ve got a lot of fun stuff planned for you guys.

Daisy'’s gonna take you guys on a little tour around the boat,

and we'’ll get ready to get outta here.

- Awesome. - Great, thank you so much.

- Welcome aboard. - This is the cockpit.

So, this is where you'’ll be eating most of your meals.

Follow me up the stairs.

Up here, we have flybridge.

Here we'’ve got main saloon,

nice to come down here, get out of the sun.

Obviously, behind you we have the bar.

I want my wine for sure.

If we go down here, so, this is the master.

Oh, this is lovely!

And then in here we'’ve got the two twins as well.

- They'’re identical. - We'’ll let Bunny decide.

You'’ll find some difference between the two

that makes a difference to you.

Okay, guys, we'’re ready to go.

You can get the lines off in whatever order you like.

Do it...

That'’s all lines off, yeah?

All lines clear.

Go to bed, Tom.

That'’s adorable. Thank you.

- "Adorable?" Come on, Kim. - I don'’t know.

- Daddy'’s not adorable. - That'’s not adorable.

- That'’s good. - That is adorable!

Have you decided on your menu for dinner?

Yeah, lobster bisque, beef tenderloin.

You'’re working nights or mornings?

- I'’m working nights. - Nights?

Yeah. We'’re alternating.

I work days and nights.

Twenty-four-seven.

You know, right now it'’s, like, five knots.

We need more, like, eight, nine, 10.

Got it.

So, I have to ask you a question:

what'’s your favorite animal?

Well, I'’m a dog guy.

- What about cougars? - Cougars?

Yeah.

- Yeah, I don'’t mind cougars. - You don'’t mind 'em?

- No. - Seriously?

James! Stop!

They run fast, and... and they'’re old.

Gary, Gary, Glenn, all right, I'’m gonna slow right down.

- You gonna do the anchor? - I'’ll do the anchor, yeah.

Let it go.

That looks good.

Oh, my, look at this water.

*bleep* this is like a swimming pool.

Down on the frame.

Swim platform down.

Were you doing laundry or something?

Yeah.

I already flipped the laundry.

Let'’s focus on putting all this stuff back.

Come on.

How'’s... did you talk to them?

- Ashley and Gabriela? - Yeah.

Well, I thought I made it obvious at the tip meeting.

I was like, ee!

I want to remind everyone that we'’re a team...

Yes.

...and to work with each other respectfully.

They were at it again today.

I think the egos are getting...

Exactly, that'’s all that it is.

Daisy, you need to control this.

It'’s not right, because it will affect everyone else.

I mean, they'’re ----ing good at their jobs.

Glad that I'’m busy in the galley, right?

I have my own problems.

I'’m gonna sit down with them after the charter?

- After? - Yeah.

Oh, God.

Coming up...

We also have a small surprise for Bunny.

The cougar really wants some dad bods to deliver her cake?

Who are we to let her down?

Here we go.

Oh, my God!

Remember there'’s seven of them, yeah?

Glenn'’s sitting with them.

For sure.

See, I forget what I'’m doing.

Would you like some more wine?

Yeah, that'’d be awesome.

Ah, bitch, leave me alone!

Ah! Ah!

The guests are asking for local flavors,

and that'’s what they'’re gonna get.

The reason why I'’m making the lobster bisque so early

is because I want those flavors to intensify in the broth.

I make it look easy, but definitely it'’s not.

Payback, I got it.

Yeah, man.

Yeah, it'’s a little bit of wine.

Just shut your mouth, you minor.

- Gabriela? - Yeah.

Ashley can do dinner service with me tonight,

and then you can do tomorrow night.

You can go down and do cabins.

Sweet.

Do you need a hand there?

You'’re looking at him like you'’re ready

to make out with him again.

Oh *bleep* off, Kelsie.

Honey, you were in bed, you don'’t even know.

I think Daisy'’s got a crush on me.

A little one.

Oh, my gosh.

I was pretty much drowning,

and you, like, grabbed me up...

That'’s such a lie.

I did.

Come here.

I'’m greasy, and there's glitter on my face.

Yeah.

Yeah, I just feel bad for them, but I'’m fine.

- Yeah. - Sucks.

I really just need to be supportive.

When something like this happens,

it'’s gonna be there constantly in the back of your mind,

which is gonna make your job harder than it already is.

I'’m sorry. Want some ice cream?

I think...

you should all serve dessert topless for Bunny.

- To Bunny? - We'’re out of shape.

I'’m very out of shape.

Do you want me to show you my body first,

and then you be the judge?

Because I think it'’s gonna be a hard no.

- All right, are you ready? - Me, I'’ve been ready.

- You were born ready? - Yeah.

Do you like the wine?

Yes.

- Yeah, red, white, blue? - Anything.

I'’m king of the world!

That all looks very nice.

Oh, my God, I love this décor.

You'’re welcome.

- Evening, ladies and gentlemen. - Hey, Glenn.

- Thanks for inviting me. - Appreciate it.

I hope it'’s good.

Me too.

We'’re ready whenever you are.

You can go. Careful.

- Happy birthday. - So, happy birthday, Dad.

We have a lobster bisque with Majorcan lobster,

and I put a toast point on top with a Sriracha aioli.

Very nice.

Wow.

Mmm. Oh, yeah.

That'’s awesome.

Okay, what next, Chef?

Beef tenderloin.

Are you all finished?

Yeah, thank you.

- Do you want a glass of water? - Mm-mmm.

- He'’s fine. - All right.

Okay, the starter'’s cleared.

So, do you think we'’ll have some wind tomorrow?

Yeah, we'’ll have a good sail tomorrow.

Yeah? Cool.

I wanna go as long as we can,

and I wanna make Marcos, like, tip sideways.

- Why are you being nice? - I'’m very nice.

Okay.

Daisy, just because you kissed me once doesn'’t mean

you can'’t ----ing... "why am I being nice?"

Let'’s go!

So, this one is a beef tenderloin.

And then I put the potatoes from Mallorca

with eggplant, very famous here on the island.

- Enjoy it. - Thank you so much.

This is delicious.

It'’s so tasty.

How'’s your steak, buddy?

- He'’s taking a nap. - He is taking a nap.

He'’s snoring.

All right-- My baby brother.

What do you think, Captain?

- I think he'’s fine. - He'’s snoring.

- No. - We'’ll prop you up.

What is this, like, Weekend at Parsifal?

Tyler loved his.

Baby brother.

Okay, we'’re ready for the cake.

♪ Happy birthday to you

Oh, Marcos!

♪ Happy birthday to you

♪ Happy birthday, dear James

♪ Happy birthday to you

- Woo! - Yay!

Happy birthday, Dad.

Thank you, James.

So, our T-shirts are coming off now, correct?

Yeah, but you'’re only serving Bunny.

Don'’t be a creep to anything else.

I need to do some push-ups.

- Okay. - Right.

Can I put smiley faces on my nipples?

We also have a small surprise for Bunny as well.

Oh, God!

Here we go!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my *bleep*

I want a picture with them.

Look, if the cougar really wants some dad bods

to deliver her cake, who are we to let her down?

- Thank you, guys! - Thank you!

That'’s hilarious.

Coming up...

Just put your foot on the bottom...

- Yeah. - ...and then push up.

- They'’re right there. - Oh, sh--.

I'’m so embarrassed.

There can at least be a tablecloth.

Our little bar could have been set up.

You guys don'’t move fast enough.

Tom did this by himself.

All right, we don'’t need attitude.

Thank you all for doing that.

Thank you very much for dinner.

- Thank you. - That was a lot of fun.

Hello!

- Come here. - Stop!

When you talk to Gary and Daisy individually,

they'’ll tell you they basically hate the other person.

Mm!

But then when they'’re together,

there'’s this connection between them that they can'’t resist.

'’Cause I can overhear her talking about you boys.

That'’s why I knew she'’d like it.

It'’s getting wild.

She'’s obviously single.

I'’m trying to get him going.

Whoa, don'’t let him slide under that table.

Come on, Ty.

- Tyler.

Second wind, let'’s go. We'’re gonna go.

He can lay down there for a little.

We'’re not gonna leave him here, are we?

I'’ll have the boys help him down in a little bit.

That was a fun date, Tyler.

Glad you had so much fun.

It'’s hilarious.

Jesus.

Oh, it'’s so good.

You can go to bed.

Yes, Mom.

Can we help you set the table for breakfast?

I would be happy to.

My sister'’s really good with table décor.

- Really? - Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

You should come over for Thanksgiving some year.

I will.

Pulse checked, he is...

he'’s very drunk.

Hey, buddy.

Tyler.

- Hey, buddy. - Tyler.

We need to get you down to your cabin.

This guy is ----ing wasted right now.

Tyler.

Tyler, you gotta get up.

That'’s how you do it.

Tyler, get up, buddy.

It'’s kinda hilarious.

- Get under there. - Come on.

Tyler, you gotta stand up.

But such a bad idea.

Next thing you know, he'’s in the water, overboard.

- Night-night. - Mwah.

We'’ll see you in the morning, honey.

- Okay. - Okay. See you then.

What a wanker.

Gotta go to the bathroom before you sleep?

- Didn'’t I just go? - Nope.

- Thank you. - No problem.

- Happy birthday. - Thanks.

Good night, sleep well.

You, too.

Thanks, guys, good night.

You'’re very welcome, good night, good night.

Good night, have a nice sleep.

Night-night.

- Marcos. - Yo.

Yeah, sure.

Morning, Dais.

- Here'’s your apple juice. - Thank you.

I'’m making cheese plate, cold cuts,

fruit plate, crepes, apple tart.

What time we planning on leaving?

About 9:30.

Set up the beach picnic.

I don'’t think we're gonna get any sailing in this morning.

No current, no breeze.

There'’s some wind around this afternoon.

So, maybe after lunch.

I think we'’ll just let Dad and Tyler

- sleep until they wanna wake up. - Absolutely.

- Good morning. - Morning.

- How is everyone? - Good.

What'’s our schedule for the day,

can we sail for at least some portion of it?

At the moment, there'’s not a lot of wind, unfortunately.

Yeah.

But we were planning on doing a beach picnic for you today,

and playing some badminton.

When the guests can'’t get a good sail in,

it'’s imperative that the interior team

go above and beyond to keep them happy

and make sure that everything goes perfectly.

I ----ing hate that, ugh.

And then this afternoon, hopefully, the wind can pick up.

- Okay, thank you. - You'’re welcome.

It'’s too bad we're not sailing right now

so Tyler would fall out of his bed.

Gary, Gary, Glenn. Start picking up.

Do you wanna take this, and I'’ll get the tender.

Yeah.

Hey.

Ashley'’s just down doing cabins,

the rest of them are awake except the master.

Okay.

Go ahead, anchor'’s at the waterline.

Copy that, thanks, mate.

Come into the crew mess for a second.

So, as soon as the deck are ready,

we'’re gonna go ashore.

You'’re doing lunch, and...

I'’m just bringing over table stuff.

- Just table stuff... - Yeah.

...for the moment, and set up.

Then come back, get the guests with all their drinks,

and then lunch at 1:30.

Okay.

Perfect.

Perfecto, thank you for the communication.

I need you... yeah, you two wait... okay.

Babe, babe?

- She'’s hot, eh? - She is hot.

- No, she'’s pretty. - Yeah, she'’s very pretty.

Seeing as I can'’t get action with the girls on board...

And she'’s funny, she'’s funny, too.

...let me go with the guests.

*bleep* how come you can'’t get any action

with the girls on board?

Well, because Daisy kissed me.

What? What the hell?

She attacked me.

I like chicks that'’s got spunk and that'’s full of life.

And who'’s that?

What?

No, I'’m kidding.

He lives!

Good morning, sunshine.

How'’d you sleep?

Oh, my gosh, like a baby. Apparently.

So funny.

I don'’t know what you were drinking,

you were just... .

Oh, I'’ll be having a nap before dinner.

Let go port, let go port.

Watch your hands on that.

That'’s one and a bit shots in the water.

We should be good.

You guys need some help up there?

I think we got it, thanks, though.

Are you sure? I'’ll come and help you, if you need it.

- Thank you. - You'’re welcome.

A little bit heavier.

Yes.

In case you'’re missing anything in your cabin, I stowed it.

What was that?

Oh, my God, you weren'’t supposed to see me like this.

Everybody'’s clothes are completely mixed up.

That'’s it, I think.

So, sandwiches for lunch, no?

Three different types for the beach.

Okay. Okay.

Today I'’m gonna make a light lunch,

like sandwiches and salads.

For me, it'’s a smart move to dedicate more time

to the feast I'’m gonna deliver tonight.

It'’s like always one step ahead.

Good morning, good morning, good morning.

Good morning.

This might be a two-person job.

Ugh!

Ooh, it'’s hot.

My ass better be ----ing peachy after this.

Okay, I think we'’re gonna need to tag-team this tarp, too.

Maybe we just walk it over?

Okay, Gary'’s here with the tender, if you'’re ready to go.

Ah!

I'’m so sandy.

Gary, Gary, some of the guests are on their way

down to the swim platform now.

Is your radio up all the way,

because mine'’s somewhere in this mess.

Oh.

Well, I may take that off you,

because that'’s glass.

Oh, it is hot as hell.

Thanks, man.

Can you just do a hitch on it?

Yeah, but I think we'’re gonna need

a bit more slack for when it raises.

Bye, guys, have fun.

Okay, tied right here.

- Watch the road. - I am, I am.

- Keep your eyes on the road. - Yes, boss.

This thing looks freaking silly.

And how does this attach, then?

Do you have more rope?

Yeah, you want this, like, in individual wrapping,

or you want it on a plate?

I mean, on a plate looks nicer,

but maybe individually wrapped is better.

I mean, this is why I hate beach picnics...

it'’s never gonna look as good as...

- Yeah. - ...if you were on the boat.

Just put your foot on the bottom...

- Yeah. - ...and then push up.

Okay.

This is insane.

Whew, it was sweaty down there.

It'’s probably gonna be the easiest to get off

the front of the boat, off the bow.

They'’re right there.

Oh sh--.

Maybe we just set up... give '’em badminton to play?

Got it?

---ing cluster*bleep*.

I'’m so embarrassed.

There could at least be a tablecloth,

our little bar could have been set up, and the chairs.

You guys don'’t move fast enough.

Okay, well, someone needs to keep them

distracted from this whole area.

Yeah.

Badminton'’ll be fun in the wind.

Face away from the debauchery.

Maybe we should play it under the tent that they can'’t erect.

If anyone wants to sit, you may.

Can you just try to help us get this tent up first?

What happened? Tom did this by himself.

All right, we don'’t need attitude.

I just wanna be in the shade.

*bleep*

I just wanna be in the shade.

All right, we don'’t need attitude.

Where'’s Tom when you need him?

- How'’s it going? - It'’s going swimmingly.

This looks awful.

Pull this down.

So embarrassing.

Ah...

Yeah.

See, now, just make this neat.

- Thank you. - Can I get you a beverage?

Yeah, I'’ll have a bottle of wine, please.

I brought an extra-large straw for you today.

Yeah, perfect.

I'’m mortified.

Guests are standing right there.

Did you just wanna give me a half-pour?

- No, I'’m just kidding. - I didn'’t want it to get warm.

That'’s what makes me good at my job.

Sorry you guys had to see that... so, where were we?

Here'’s some more wine.

Oh, wow, guys, good job.

- Okay, let'’s go. - Food is on its way.

Whew.

So, how come we'’re taking this down?

Because you can'’t sail with it.

Oh, yeah, I suppose it'’s like a bit of a parachute, isn'’t it?

- Hey. - Yo.

How is it going at the beach?

Not well.

Why?

I thought that'’s what you were supposed

to be doing for this last hour.

Why didn'’t you radio us for help?

Okay.

What the *bleep*?

Did they say they needed anything else?

I can'’t be everywhere at the same time.

I don'’t get paid enough for this sh--.

When you go over with this, can you send Gabriela back?

Yes.

You'’ll help Ashley, yeah?

Yeah.

Gary, do you want me to go, or...

- FYI. - Yes?

As soon as the guests are back on board, we'’re gonna pick up

- and go, so... - Okay.

This is so nice in the shade here.

- Isn'’t it? - Yeah.

Not sitting and baking in the sun.

This is what you think it'’s gonna look like,

and then this is, like, reality.

That'’s why I try not to look at it.

Look over here.

Oh!

- She won me over. - Oh, yeah, you did.

Welcome, Tom, how was your morning?

Ow *bleep*.

- Beach party. - Ah.

Next...

And the food is on that boat.

This is awesome, this is beautiful.

Do you take breaks?

- Not at all. - Not at all.

Like, me, no, it'’s like all day, din, din, din.

We have roast beef, tuna, or Caprese.

Oh, I'’ll have the Caprese.

Sure.

I love tomatoes and cucumber and feta, so good.

This is really good.

I feel like I'’m at sixth grade camp, opening my sandwich.

- Oh, you'’re back. - Yep.

I heard the beach was a sh---show.

Mm-hmm. They had to watch us struggle,

trying to set up the tent.

But it'’s done, guests are happy and they said it looks nice.

- Okay. - We made it work.

- Are you all finished? - Oh, I am, thanks.

I didn'’t think you were gonna make it this morning,

- I'’m not gonna lie. - Ah!

Well, I thought the same of you.

What'’s going on, bro?

*bleep* these are fresh.

They'’re still moving.

Super fresh.

I'’m doing paella, tapas.

For the main event, we'’re gonna make a seafood paella

with scallops, lobster, calamari,

and traditional bomba rice.

It'’s gonna be flamenco inside their mouth, like...

- Finish it strong. - Yeah, man.

Excited to get you guys sailing.

Get in, Gary, get in, yeah, woo!

Take your time, take your time.

Oh, I'’m so wet.

Could I get a beer, when anybody has a chance?

Yeah, of course.

You might make it to the end of the night

if you just drink beer.

There'’s a little bit of breeze,

so we'’ll get these NautiBuoys away

and we'’ll we're going sailing.

That thing can go straight on tow.

I feel like I just returned from war.

Where is Ashley disappeared... she keeps running off.

No, she'’s with Tom in the cabin?

- Why? - I'’m in the laundry.

Tom, I gotta go do the anchor and stuff.

I'’ll get these.

Are you ready for your break, Ashley?

I am very ready for my break.

See you in two hours, back in your blacks.

Colin, Colin, Colin, Glenn.

You can start picking up whenever you like.

- Here you go. - Thank you, Daisy.

You'’re welcome.

Seven knots.

Like, seriously, I just wanna be sailing.

So, I'’m just going to see what happens here.

Listen, people come on a sailboat to sail.

You gotta try everything.

Anchor'’s off the bottom, anchor'’s off the bottom.

Copy, off the bottom, thank you.

Let'’s pair away and get the gennie up.

Showing at six knots.

Sh--.

We'’re gonna do the mizzen now.

Going up.

If you don'’t try, then you're just a motorboat, right?

You'’re just a motorboat.

Wow.

There she goes.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay, that'’s good, let'’s go to the main.

Going up.

They'’re giant.

Okay, that'’s half a wrap, and hold.

- Excellent. - Okay, let'’s go.

Is the motor off now?

All right, so, are you feathering?

It'’s done, yeah.

Colin, catch some wind.

- I'’m trying. - The wind'’s died off.

There was more when we were trying to play badminton.

Yeah.

It'’s not working.

Sh--, five knots.

There'’s no wind.

*bleep*

*bleep* me.

Coming up...

- Thirty-one knots.

What happened?

Let me get this engine started.

Are we gonna run aground?

Seven knots...

no whitecaps, nothing.

Sh-- we'’re, like, going the opposite direction.

Hey, Bunny, you have a lotta hot air.

Make these sails go.

- Oh, my God. - I don'’t know about that.

Sorry there'’s no wind, but I promise dinner'’ll be amazing.

Okay, we'’re gonna put these sails down.

All right.

You wanna steer while we do it?

Sure.

So, Gabriela, you'’re doing dinner service,

she'’s doing turn-downs.

And the theme tonight is...

Yeah, is the Spanish flamenco.

Flamenco, so the fans, the roses, the red...

- Exactly. - Yeah, okay.

Looks good, Glenn.

- Good? - Yeah.

Colin, you can let her go. Let'’s go to one and a half.

Copy, one and a half.

Right now we probably have about 18 feet underneath us.

Okay.

But we are 15 feet under the water.

Wow.

That'’s one and a half, mate.

That'’s something we try not to do.

Oh!

*bleep* Yes, that'’s a rose.

She did it, that'’s what we'’re doing tonight.

Oh, look at you, coming to give me your dirty laundry.

Yep, wet. Everything'’s wet.

All right, almost ready.

Do you wanna go get changed?

Yeah.

Oh, my God, it'’s amazing.

- I think that'’s good. - All right, cool.

I'’m really excited to see what dinner'’s about.

I'’m excited that I'm up for it.

We are ready.

Would you care for some Rioja, Tyler?

- You know what, no. - Okay.

Yes, I'’ll have some.

- Okay. - Light pour, light pour.

Heavy pour.

Okay. That'’s pretty hot.

Thank you.

Oh, the food, okay.

I am so relaxed right now, I can'’t even.

What do you think that could be?

I can hear them sizzling.

Whoa. You'’ve outdone yourself!

Here he is!

Typical Spanish food tonight.

Octopus a la Gallega, calamaris en su tinta,

shrimp al ajillo, and some oysters with caviar.

- Nice, amazing. - Oh, my God.

This is delicious.

Just go like this.

Hey.

- Okay? - Yeah, I'’m done.

Good job.

Holy guacamole.

That paella is prettier than me.

Ready whenever you are.

All right.

Holy moly.

Seafood paella with chorizo.

Enjoy, guys.

That looks so good.

- Do you like it, Tyler? - Yeah.

It is really good. I'’ve tried it.

Are they happy with the paella?

- Yeah, I think so. - Yeah?

Yeah.

Man, I'’m full, and I haven't finished this up yet.

How are we feeling, are we full, we'’re slowing down?

So, everything'’s delicious.

And you can finish at 10:00.

Okay.

Why did you zoom in on me?

Tyler.

What?

Let'’s go.

I'’m coming, James, I'm coming.

If it gets more swelly, can we put a fender

- next to this tender? - Yeah.

- There'’s no wind. - It said it was picking up,

but it should have picked up by now.

Yeah, have a good sleep, buddy.

Okay, dude, I'’ll see you in the morning.

- Good morning. - Morning.

I don'’t know where he went.

Captain.

Let me get this engine started.

*bleep*