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Previously on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

- Glenn! - How are you?

Hey sea doggy-dog!

Last season we had some communication errors

between the different departments.

I didn't have a communication problem,

everyone else had a communication problem.

- Ashley. - Ashley is a head turner.

So we basically have the same level of experience.

Yeah.

I definitely wanna be a chief stew someday.

I know I'm ----ing good at what I do.

Gabriela...

*bleep*

I usually go for, like, 28 to, like, 34.

I don't just want to jump to the first person

that gives me attention.

No, no, no, no, no.

We got a charter tomorrow and ----ing Tom is man down.

That's never gonna happen again.

First charter guests of the season, McCordia Young.

Whoo, baby.

Mr. Chef, do you have any other food left?

You guys hungry, still?

Yes.

They definitely want their money worth.

Oh, sh--.

- You are so sexy. - Thank you.

- Can I have one more drink? - Are you sure?

Come on, we're getting a little inappropriate.

You are so sexy.

Okay, thank you.

I don't like girls, but, like, you sexy as *bleep*.

- Thank you. - It's weird.

Who you gonna *bleep* tonight?

Nobody.

That's-- Okay, come on.

We're getting a little inappropriate.

Um, who are you interested in?

Nobody.

I'm really not.

Don't bullsh-- me.

I'm not! I swear, I would tell you.

I mean, the girls are all really young,

and Daisy's straight as an arrow.

So you like-- so you like that little--

Women? I do.

What do you guys do together?

Oh, come on. You have to go to bed.

In my ten years of high-end bartending,

if I know how to do anything,

it's how to talk to drunk people.

How to tell them to *bleep* off super politely.

Please go to bed now.

Yeah, I'm going to bed.

I still have a lot to clean up.

Go ahead and do it.

All right, see you in the morning?

- Thank you, sir? - Sir?

Good night. You're welcome.

Any time.

That was ----ing weird.

Chef's gonna get loose.

Chef's gonna get loose, yeah.

- And I work too much. - Yeah.

All right. Well, I'm out.

I don't think they got any on the... in the mouth.

First impressions count, right?

So, my first impression was sh--.

I'm so tired.

All I can do now is get to work and turn this around.

A little bit less talk and a little bit more walk.

Oh, fun, fun, fun.

Ay-yi-yi.

Where is my relief?

Hello.

Oh, good morning, Dais.

- Morning. - Marcos.

- Dude, what up? - Daisy?

- Yes. - What time do you serve?

9:00? 8:00?

We serve usually just as they come up.

- Okay. Okay. - Um, if that's okay.

So, I have smoked salmon, cheese platter,

bacon, fruit platter, the Benedict.

Think it's enough?

I mean, it's hard to tell

because they ate a lot yesterday.

- This is beautiful. - It is nice.

- That's why I'm prepping a lot. - Yeah.

These guests, they have a big appetite.

Daisy, I'm still a little bit hungry.

Some more steak or something.

- You guys hungry, still? - Yeah.

It's so good.

So, this morning I come out with a plan

to give a lot of food until they say stop, basta.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

How are you guys?

- Question. - Mm-hmm.

Can we go ahead and have breakfast?

Yeah, of course.

You want to take a seat?

Yeah.

And we'll let him-- I'll let the chef know.

Been waiting for this literally for a year,

to be able to talk to my boy in the morning.

Only two guests are awake, but they want to start eating,

so I'm going to start taking this up.

Perfect.

I am not falling today.

I know we had a carpet.

I just don't remember where it was.

He has made you a very impressive spread.

That looks amazing.

- Everything is delicious. - Everything is good.

Aww sh--.

What's the plan for today?

- Beach party. - Ah!

Good Lord.

Do you think you have everything you need for a beach party?

- Yeah. - Excellent.

- That was good. - It's good?

Somebody locked me in the laz.

Uh, okay.

You can push that up, it's not dogged.

Oh, oh, I got it. I got it.

I got it, false alarm.

What time did he go down? 6:00?

6:30, I think.

So how was all that?

*bleep*, done good, eh?

Yeah.

Excellent.

Come on and sit down and eat.

- Toolbox meeting. - Toolbox meeting.

If one of you guys wants to go jump in the tender

to go have a look at this beach.

- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.

- How are you? - Good. You're up early.

Did they got to bed early?

I told him to go to bed.

Why? 'Cause he was ----ing drunk?

He was getting a little inappropriate, and I was like,

"Okay, you need to go to bed."

- Okay, Glenn. I'm all clear.

Hey.

Oh, my God, girl.

See, you wanted to be on nights!

But, you know, I'm used to this.

One cabin's done.

Ashley, are you finished in the master?

I'm almost done with the bed. I need more... stuff.

Oh, okay. So, maybe you can go down with her

to help her do that bed.

I can do that.

And then you can get all your stuff ready for picnic.

Vamanos. Breakfast is done.

Glenn, Gary. It's pretty busy already.

If we're going to do this beach setup,

I suggest we do it as soon as possible.

I'm happy for you to shoot back here

and grab chairs and go in and stake a claim.

Yeah, roger.

I hope I didn't offend you last night.

- No. - Okay, good.

- I mean, you did not offend me. - Good, okay, cool.

You know, when I was like,

"Hey, let's keep it professional"

- Cool. - You did.

That's all I ask.

Thank you for bringing it up.

I used to bartend at a strip club in Miami.

Oh-- oh, my God.

- Okay? - Oh, my God.

You are nothing compared to what I've seen and dealt with, okay?

Good morning.

- Eggs benedict. - Thank you.

- Hey, girl. - Hey.

What's the plan for today?

I think a beach picnic.

Yay.

An afternoon sail, and then dinner this evening.

- Pajama jam? - Yeah, exactly.

Would you like to go to the beach a bit earlier,

like, 1:00, and then food at 2:00?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

Eggs benedict is really good.

Me either.

- Hey, babe, real quick. - Yeah.

Uh, for the hospital corners, um, you did them right,

but you did them where the seam was facing the door.

Do it where the flap covers, so it goes this way.

- Okay. - So, just inverted.

Okay.

There's definitely more than one way to do a hospital corner.

Just do it horizontally,

but turn it over because the word Parsifal is on that side.

I don't think I'm gonna need much guidance this season.

Thanks but no thanks.

I'm gonna go start the other cabin.

That won't take me very long if you want

to start pulling your stuff for the picnic.

I can load that if you want, if you want to go change.

Okay.

They are gonna go to the beach at 1:00,

and lunch is going to be at 2:00.

Are you gonna take Kelsie with you?

- Yeah. - Cool.

That's a good idea.

I'm just gonna do barbecue ribs, jerk chicken, potato salad.

So just kind of space the stuff out as much as you can.

Now, I'm just wondering, do you want me there?

- No, I think we'll be fine. - Yeah?

And-- but I'll send Ashley over with the food then

- ...at a quarter to two. - Okay.

I want Daisy to feel like she can depend on me as her second,

but the thing is, is that I've only done like

two beach picnics in my life.

You-- you feel confident you can do it.

- Water, wine... - Yeah.

I am a fake it till you make it type of bitch.

So, we'll do lunch service, no big deal.

I got this.

- Cheers. - Okay.

- You okay with that? - Oh, yeah.

- You sure? - Yeah.

Cool, this looks good.

Okay. Can I help with anything here?

Yeah. That stuff and all the cushions

and stuff in the bridge.

Radio me if you need anything.

Cheers to Spain.

And more to come, more to come.

Uh, Gabriela's gone to the beach to do the setup,

and then you're gonna go with the food.

- Okay. - It's pretty straightforward.

- Okay, let's do this. - Let's get to it.

I'm gonna give you these towels.

Do you need anything from me now or no?

No.

Well, the next thing I'm coming with is the guests.

Okay. I figured they could look out at the pretty view.

Oh, you're right.

We need lots of flowers

otherwise it's not gonna be, like, heavy enough.

These placemats are definitely not gonna stay on the table.

You in gear?

- Yeah. - You ready?

- I'm ready. - Okay.

That's the thing about yachting that makes it difficult,

is not the guests, not living on a boat.

It's the ----ing elements.

All right, we're gonna use the rocks to hold sh-- down.

The deck crew are ready for you to take you over to the beach.

- Okay. - Thank you.

We're ready.

I'm not hating the rocks.

They don't look as bad as I thought.

I'm excited to get off.

He's in charge of us now, Daisy?

Oh, you're in-- you're in good hands.

You sure?

Eh...

Is Marcos making, like, big platters or--

Yes.

Put those on the ends of the table.

To say it plainly, the beach picnic is a ----ing mess.

This is nowhere near ready.

I have, like, three minutes to organize it

and make it look nice.

Jokes on me, Daisy.

Oh, they're here.

*bleep* off. Are you kidding me?

Oh, my God.

Then we're not gonna set up the canopy, I'm sure.

Throw all this sh-- on the table.

I'm gonna look like an asshole.

Coming up...

We're heeled over quite a bit now.

Ooh.

We are sailing.

Watch out!

Oh, my God!

Oh, they're here.

*bleep* off, are you kidding me?

It's as good as it's gonna get.

There is a little gust right now.

Oh, we got our girl, Gabby.

- Oh, Lord. - Wave, y'all.

I'm just gonna distract the guests from this ----ing mess.

Would you like some more champagne?

So, I know the table's not super elaborate,

but the most important thing--

It looks beautiful. Don't say--

Is that it doesn't blow away.

I'll go pick up Ash and come back.

And I'll bring Tom so you guys can swap out

- so you can go on a break. - Okay.

How are we feeling about mimosas?

I'll actually have another one.

Yeah.

- Tender's back. - Yeah. Take it.

You want me to start plating?

Yeah.

Were you okay with the boat this morning? I just--

- Yeah, it looked good. - All right.

He's plating the salmon right now.

Yeah.

Here's to a great lunch, a beautiful island,

and to my 43rd birthday.

Lots of laughs and a lot of bullsh--.

Whoo!

All right, let's do this. Keep going.

- Hi! - I come bearing lunch.

Oh, good. They're so hungry.

- Enjoy your beach picnic, guys. - Thank you!

So, we'll tell them what it is, offer them,

serve each one from the left.

Okay, Ms. Melody, can I offer you some potato salad?

- Yeah. - This looks amazing, yeah.

Oh, my God, this salmon is...

Jerk chicken? Barbecue ribs?

- Oh, my God. - Yeah.

Yeah.

- Yeah, brother.

You gonna knock their socks off tonight, or what?

Yeah. Lobster, ribeye.

I have to make a birthday cake.

- Get that big tip! - Oh, yeah.

So where is your family?

I haven't been home in five years, man.

That's not that much.

- Me? Twenty. - It's been twenty years?

Yeah.

I can travel anywhere around the world.

The only place I cannot go is Venezuela.

Why can't you go to Venezuela?

Because I am a refugee, like political asylum.

Back in Venezuela I used to cook for the president.

He was a dictator.

Whoever was working with him and then quit, you become a target.

I was scared.

Did a lot of your friends and family do that with you?

Just me.

I left because I realized

that I'm gonna die at one point, you know?

I realized that--

Do you consider yourself, like, one of the lucky ones that--

Yeah.

Some of them, they didn't make it.

Because-- because they couldn't get the visa, or--

No, because they got killed.

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

My Mom, I just miss her.

- It's no joke. - Yeah, man.

My grandma, my brother, and my sisters,

everyone, we tried to get back together.

We love each other. We text each other.

It's just been hard for us to get together.

So, when I have issues or problems,

I remember where I used to live.

*bleep* That's pretty heavy, bro.

Yes.

Gary, do you want to come back and pick up the guests?

- Uh, yeah, copy. - Did you see the fish?

This is perfect.

You're so young.

What do you mean I'm so young?

You're the same age as me.

- No, I'm a year older. - No.

You just don't know how to drink, that's the problem.

No. I ----ed up on the first night, fair enough,

but it's a good laugh, isn't it?

I can be mature.

I just don't choose to be mature all the time

when it's not my personality.

It's almost like she just wants me to be like more boring.

So, even if a guy is like super, super hot,

you won't date him if he's not the age group that you like?

Oh, my God.

Shut the *bleep* up.

Yes.

Are we gonna move once they all come back?

I believe so.

Try to find a bit of shelter.

That's me done for the week.

- Yeah.

Ooh, it's cold now.

What'd you guys think? Smooth ride or what?

- Yeah. - We're back!

Just be careful there, it's a little wet and slippery.

- Okay. - Did you have a nice time?

We had a blast.

Do I look okay in this shirt?

I like the pink.

But you and Gary both look good in it.

Great.

- They loved every dish. - For real?

Yeah, they loved it.

- Marcos smashed it. - Smashed it.

Yeah.

I'm ready to go.

Hey, Glenn, Glenn, I'm starting to lift the anchor.

Thanks, Mate.

Are we going sailing?

Anchor's home. Anchor's home.

I'll, um, I don't know if it'll be that,

- but I'll have him-- - Okay.

Prepare something.

- Okay, let's get ready to sail. - Yeah.

Hey, Cheffy, um, they want some form of a little snack.

She asked if we had any more of the--

Did you just say they wanted snacks?

- They wanted snacks. - I thought they were full.

For how many people?

All six, or--

Okay.

One thing you're never gonna hear me say is,

"No, we can't do that."

How?

Am I happy about this? No.

But we're gonna keep it moving.

- I'll be 15 minutes. - All right.

Thank you.

Uh, we will, but it's not gonna heel too hard.

We're gonna go sailing.

Captain, you are cool as sh--.

So this is our lazy sheet or our windward sheet.

Yeah.

So, what we've got to do, is we've got to pull this out.

The lazy sheet isn't the sail?

- No, this is a sheet. - This is a sheet.

A sheet is what you use to pull in a sail.

- Oh, okay. - Got it.

So you sheet in or sheet out to sail.

Yeah.

But because this sheet doesn't do anything--

- Yeah. - It's a lazy sheet.

Right, okay.

- I was wondering why you call... - You see, it's a--

...where the terminology's coming form.

Yeah, okay. Come on, Tom.

- That makes sense now. - Okay.

- Yeah, that's good stuff. - Took a while, gosh.

The wind is light and fluky.

- Fluky? - Fluky.

What's fluky?

Fluky is, you know, non-reliable.

Like it keeps changing.

- All over the place? - Fluky.

See it's-- Fluky or looky?

I say fluky.

Like, "fl"?

I like Kelsie. She's very positive.

Fluky.

I like fluky, it sounds like dookie.

But she's a bit weird.

So, let's go up on main.

Interior, interior galley, we are gonna get some sails up.

We're gonna be heeling to starboard at first.

Okay. Glenn, you've got three wraps left.

- Daisy. - What is this?

- Duck. - Duck.

- Teriyaki and green sauce. - Okay, hold.

Okay. Call the mizzen.

This is the biggest sail I've ever seen.

And hold.

Genny?

This is teriyaki and ginger duck.

- Whoo! - Oh, duck?

- All right. - Yeah, hold.

Okay.

Wow.

This is amazing.

Sh--.

Okay.

The breeze is back now.

- Unreal. - Yeah.

It's starting to tilt. It's tilting.

We're going sideways, like, more, I can feel it.

Ooh, Michael Jackson, bitch.

- Secure everything. - Sh--!

---ers!

The cake is the most important.

I don't care about the rest.

I need ample notification when we're gonna heel this hard.

Ugh.

Jesus, Gary, ----ing come on.

We're sailing. We are sailing.

Ooh.

Oh!

- Oh, my God. - Ooh ooh!

This joint is leaning, y'all.

- Ooh. - Oh!

- Oh, my God. - Sh--.

- Ooh ooh! - What was that?

- Sh--. - Are you okay though?

Can we please stop heeling so hard?

Yeah.

Well, don't nobody put their feet down.

- Ooh. - Pinch up a little bit.

We're heeled over quite a bit now.

No one's hurt or anything, are they?

- No, we're fine. - Just a little embarrassed.

That was a big, big lift, like 15 degrees.

I mean, you know, sh-- happens. You deal with it.

We can always make more drinks.

It's not gonna stop me from sailing.

Just be prepared for it, be ready for it.

- I am so sorry. - No.

Honestly, it's not your fault at all.

I didn't actually expect that we were...

- Gonna heel this hard, so... - Okay.

It's kind of our fault.

I'm like this.

Eww!

- You wanna take the wheel? - Sure.

Yeah. You could climb 55.

Whoo! Here we go.

Ooh!

Watch out! Watch out!

What's that? Are you okay, Dais?

Daisy's got a nice ass, and I think

she's expecting everyone to kiss it, so--

Sorry, I didn't realize we were gonna heel over too much either.

There was wind out there.

The whole table's smashed, so there's glass everywhere.

Okay.

- How you doing? - All right, how you doing?

- Can I, like, like, steer? - Absolutely.

- That's pretty good, eh? - Yeah.

Oh, my God, this is so cool.

Now you're sailing a superyacht.

- You know, you a pimp. - I-- .

You a pimp.

Gary, Gary, Gary, Glenn,

whenever you're ready to call the main,

I'm gonna drop her.

Okay. Stand by to drop starboard, and you can drop now.

- Drop, drop, drop. - Copy on the half.

Long stay, 12:00.

This is nice. This is very pretty.

And I think we'll do, like, fancy, like,

maybe do black and gold for the dinner,

and then the whole hip hop theme at the top.

Maybe table décor can be your thing.

- I hated it at the beginning. - What?

But now, I'm getting better at it.

I'm definitely not the most artistic person ever.

Do you like the textured one more than--

I do. I think it looks fancier.

As long as it's not laundry or getting bossed

around by Gabriela, I'll ----ing take it.

Oh, cool, it looks amazing.

- Good job, Ash. - Yeah, good job.

How's your sh--?

Going good.

- You're too organized, mate. - Non-stop.

So, are you going to breakdance?

No. I wish I could breakdance.

I would laugh, and that would make my night.

Whoo! Whoo, looking good ladies.

Thank you.

Chef, they're about to sit down.

The birthday girl get in the middle.

- Galley copy. - Happy birthday!

Here, I took a bunch.

- They look hungry? - What do you think?

Normally, multi-course dishes are made

of small portions to satisfy you for a long period of time.

But these guests, they can't stop eating.

She's gonna help us.

Okay, you can go.

So, tonight I'm gonna make sure each dish

have a lot of food in it.

We have grilled octopus, roasted peppers.

Okay.

And a gochujang aioli which is a Korean spicy sauce.

Thank you.

Oh, you think I'm done? You're gonna beg me to stop.

- This is good. - Mm-hmm.

This is delicious.

You can take them.

So, what we have here is a roasted beetroot salad

with mango, goat cheese, and a raspberry vinaigrette.

I should go with those two?

Yeah, of course.

What?

Cucumber carpaccio with chorizo

and lobster salad with cherry tomatoes.

Wow.

I cannot believe how much they're eating.

I knew this was gonna happen.

Lobster is just so amazing.

So we have fettuccine made of zucchini,

and I cooked the ribeye with a tiki masala sauce.

Nice.

Amazing, yes!

- Uno mas. - Thank you.

I am so full.

I'm full too, but I'm still eating this damn lobster.

Meet up at the fly bridge at 11:15 for pajamas.

Cool, cool.

- Are you serious? - Yeah.

What do you want him to wear?

- He can be naked. - Okay.

- He's gonna go up in his boxers. - Oh, okay.

Tommy boy, the birthday girl would like you

to go up shirtless and in your boxers.

Yeah, he can do that.

Why me?

I'm not Zac ----ing Efron.

I'm Tom from the north of England.

We need a layer of fat to keep us warm

'cause it's so ----ing cold.

- Oh. - I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Well, let's put some cream on my nipples.

You going shirtless?

Do it. Take one for the team.

Somebody order a dad bod?

We are ready for guys up in the fly bridge.

Okay.

Dais, do we light it?

- Yeah, light it. - Light it. Light it.

Ah!

Come on, y'all.

It's gonna be chilly up here, watch.

- Happy birthday! - Happy birthday!

How sweet!

All right, good job. Good job.

This is amazing.

Thank you so much.

Look at captain! Look at captain!

Look at his pants!

- Hey! - That's unreal.

- You got it. - We got it.

- You sure? - Yeah, we got it.

- No, I think you need more. - We got it.

- No, we got it. - We've got some cake.

Ahh! My God!

Who is licking that?

No, I know who's gonna lick it!

Go ahead.

Ahh!

Can I do it?

Uh-oh, there you go, there you go.

Whoo!

Coming up...

We all have flaws.

What are our bad qualities?

I think, like, my main, like, is--

What is it?

I don't know. I'm perfect.

Well, listen, I can have an attitude.

Ahh!

Who's gonna lick it?

- Can I do it? - There you go, there you go.

- Whoo!

Hopefully that makes a good tip.

- That was good. - That was hilarious.

- They're good people, huh? - Yeah, they're awesome.

All right, I'm outta here.

- Goodnight, Glenn. - Goodnight.

Do you need a hand here, Cheffy, or--

- Maybe you should go to bed. - No, no, no.

I can't leave this.

Well, what time are you up at?

5:30.

- Yeah, like every morning, eh? - ----ing hell.

Hey, Dais, see you in the morning.

Yeah.

Oh, we're ready, we're ready for the battle.

You got the robot, you got the robot.

Ah, geez, flush the toilet.

- Can you do the worm? - Just don't break your face.

- What time is it? - It's 1:00 a.m.

It's our last night, Mel.

I'm tired.

Ah.

Mother----er.

I'm going to bed, y'all. I gotta pee anyway.

Oh sh--.

There's sh-- everywhere.

- Thank you so much. - Goodnight.

Tom, Tom, I'm turning off my radio and going to bed.

Goodnight.

Goodnight, sleep well.

- Always. - Always.

Yeah.

- Morning. - Morning.

Yes.

Yeah.

It's the last meal of the charter, and I need to smash it.

I'm gonna do a brunch, buffet style,

and I'm gonna put so much food on that table,

there is no way they're gonna leave this boat ----ing hungry.

- Morning, brother. - Morning.

Good morning. You don't drink coffee?

- Unh-unh. - No?

Oh, you're naughty.

I can't wait for you to have a shot of tequila.

All right.

Not since I went up there last.

- Morning, Dais. - Plan for today.

Yeah, so brunch at 11:00,

pick up anchor at about 12:00 and get on the dock at 2:00.

Great.

So we can start setting up for brunch now.

Daisy and Gary are working a lot better

this season then they did last season.

Yeah, I think they're all super lovely.

- Mm. - Whatever, Gary.

If you send out positive vibes, you'll get positive vibes back.

- I'm always positive. - Whatever.

They're both quite stubborn,

but they're both very good at their jobs,

and I don't really wanna lose that.

I want them to keep that going.

13 dishes for the brunch, okay?

- So, what's happening tonight? - I don't know.

Getting on it, mate.

I see you ----ing flirting around with Ashley.

No, I'm not!

What?

Why don't you just give it a week?

I'm going to give it two weeks.

I'm gonna enjoy what goes down no matter what.

- I gotta live vicariously. - Yes, yes.

- Morning. - Hi, Daisy.

- How are you? - Excellent.

- Are you coffee, or-- - Yes, coffee.

- Coffee. - Morning.

- Yeah, thank you. - Apple juice?

- This is living. - Yeah. No. I so agree.

So, two people are sat down.

I just thought I'd start bringing stuff up slowly.

Yeah.

- Do you need a hand, Dais? - Yeah, thanks.

You look pretty.

And comfortable.

So, here we have some smoked salmon,

watermelon and feta salad.

Okay. We're gonna pack this up.

- Don't you look pretty. - Thank you.

You look like a Skittle.

- I look like a Skittle? - Taste the rainbow.

Last meal, it has to be good.

Oh, my God. It's so delicious.

- Enjoy, guys. - Thank you!

- What? - Oh, good morning.

Gary, Gary, Glenn. We're gonna start lifting.

- Copy. - *bleep* yeah.

Ow.

Watch your head.

Glenn, Glenn, anchor's home, anchor's home.

Copy that, thank you.

I'm gonna take a shower so I can finish packing up.

But this really is beautiful.

Look at that though.

We said we were gonna get the fenders

and blow them up and they're gonna be on the dock.

One of us can get the door ready,

and start getting fenders and lines.

I think it's interesting because we're still sort

of figuring out the boat, and then--

I know.

I'm like, I don't know how--

what you want or what you wanna--

Hip hop Tom, the stanky leg.

If you wanna go down there, I'll do this.

I'd like you down there to keep an eye on him.

So, we're gonna be side to for the whole season,

which is quite a relief for us.

The fundamentals of docking a boat side to,

you need a bow line and you need a stern line.

You need an off-running spring and a fore-running spring.

Whether it's a 20-foot boat or a 500-foot boat,

it's all pretty much the same.

Don't ever hang fenders over until we're there.

It looks bad, and we don't know where they're gonna go.

We need to also rinse down the side of the hull

before we put fenders on because it's all salty.

- Okay. - I don't know where anything is.

I don't know what anything's called

'cause all the slang's different.

Tom--

Not getting any water.

Oh, *bleep* off.

Is there a twist in it somewhere?

I'm scared I'm gonna look stupid.

Everyone's setting me up to fail here.

No direction ----ing from anywhere.

I'm just guessing, and that is pissing me off.

Okay, guys, can we do these fenders?

Get these lined up.

We need to line the fenders up with this one

and that one there.

Once we get the fenders positioned,

let's get the aft-going spring,

because we're getting blown back a little bit.

Come back a bit more then, is that fine?

Yeah, that's fine.

You're just gonna have to tie

your forward-going spring onto rings.

I'll jump off and then do you mind just checking these ones?

These might just require a slide, yeah.

About two meters, Glenn.

Take up all the slack.

Yeah, take up all the slack.

Kelsie, check these fenders.

I can't see if they're in position.

Take that off?

Ease us back in, but we want this to be tight.

You want me to let off a bit?

Okay, let's get the bow line on.

Pick up all the slack, and you can make it off on the bit.

Take that slack, Tom.

Tom, Tom, take that slack, take that slack.

Pull it in. Okay, get that on the bits.

- You guys happy? - I'm happy.

I'm coming out of gear.

Main engine's off.

Well done.

It was the worst docking ever.

- Good job. - Thanks.

- Good docking. - I dunno.

It was a bit--

Why?

I thought that went quite smoothly.

Okay, got you.

Okay, what else?

- I think that's that. - Sailing tricks.

Bye boat, so long, farewell.

Boat crew, let's get everybody on the dock, please.

Oh, my God, we did it, Gary.

Thank you so much.

- Of course. - Bye!

You know I love you.

Thank you so much for everything.

Your food was so good!

- Thanks, Captain G! - Thanks, man.

We just wanted to say, the service, absolutely amazing.

Tom, thanks for the party!

Yes, Tom. Thank you so much.

Marcos, I cannot tell you how much we appreciated you.

If the food is right, everything is right.

Thank you. That means a lot to me.

Yes. Here's from us.

- Oh, thank you. Thank you. - We appreciate all of you.

That's very kind of you.

Have a safe trip home, huh?

You guys keep waving.

All right, well done, gang. Let's go count this cash.

Yeah.

Oh, this one's a little dirty.

Yeah. You see, so, this one's quite bad.

All crew, all crew,

can I get everybody together in the saloon for a tip meeting?

Can I sit next to you?

Sure.

I only smell a little bit.

Me too.

Cool. What a fantastic charter, huh?

- Wasn't that great? - Yeah, definitely.

Marcos, the mention you got from the guests

obviously is warranted,

and that says a lot about your culinary skills.

Thank you, Captain. Thanks.

As far as the interior, you guys kept the drinks going nonstop.

- They did a good job. - Yeah, so good job.

The department heads, the way you guys are handling yourself,

especially the way you guys are working together.

I still hate doing dishes,

but if it keeps Daisy off my back,

I'm gonna put my stew face on

and I'm gonna be happy and do it.

And that brings us to the tip.

We received $17,600.

$1955 each.

- Whoo! - Yes!

This is what we are here for.

Where's the strip club?

As for tonight's plans, I want you to go and have fun.

Uh, Tom, you know, I walk, a very fine line,

and that first night I was walking a superfine line.

Tom had a little issue, but the next morning,

you seemed no worse for wear, and that's kind of what I need.

Pace yourselves, please.

We got a long time to go.

I'm on redemption night tonight.

- Yeah. - All right.

Salud!

I kept forgetting to clean the day head,

and that's the last thing we need to do.

Oh, *bleep*, okay.

Oh, right in the shoe.

Oh, no, that's gross.

- Is that it, guys? - Yeah, let's go.

We should just call it a night.

I never look in a mirror, bro.

Don't ----ing lie to me.

I'm being serious, bro.

They're not high enough.

Psssh.

Oh, that's cute.

Know the secret, Colin?

Never too much.

Calm down with that stuff, it stinks.

I smell divine.

- Have fun, huh? - Thank you.

- You look lovely, Dais. - Thanks.

It takes a year, girl.

Can you see the difference?

What? On you?

- Yeah, of course. - No. Not on me.

What happened, and what did you do with the old Daisy?

- Not on me. - On me?

No, I'm joking. I know.

So I wasn't being a massive bitch.

It actually helps to help.

No, I never-- I never called you a massive bi--

I called you a little-- No, I'm joking.

Okay, guys, are we ready to rock and roll?

- You look hot, Daisy. - Thanks!

It doesn't happen too often, but when it does--

I don't know what you're talking about.

What are you talking about?

What does that even mean?

Yeah, I'm a pee-er.

Yeah, baby, let's go.

*bleep* yeah.

Best night ever!

Shall we?

Hey, guys.

Okay.

You lived in Panama. I lived in Boca del Toro.

I've been on and off there for like two years.

Shut up! Okay, I love Panama.

I have the coordinates tattooed here.

Yeah, Panama. Of Boca del Toro.

- Gracias. - Cheers.

- Cheers, guys! - Cheers!

Great charter, good money!

Hopefully, I don't turn out like Tom tonight.

I set the bar for myself pretty low that night.

If we stick to beer, we're gonna be fine.

I promise you, me on beer is better than me and mixing.

I need to prove to Ashley

I'm not a complete twat or some sort of child.

She probably is more mature than me, but that's fine,

maybe I can bring out her fun side.

What a weird social experiment yachting is, eh?

- Not really. - It's normal for me.

It's weird.

Think about your first job, your first yachting job.

My first yachting job, it was easy.

Okay, Marcos, you know what?

- *bleep* you. - Never mind, bitch.

If you guys have been working on boats with cool people

that you get on with,

then y'all have been privileged and blessed.

- Oh, yeah, I have. - Because I haven't.

I'm super intense and I come on way too strong,

because I wanna weed out the people that

I don't wanna *bleep* with.

And that's not a flaw, it's just the way I am.

I agree.

There's a lot of sh--ty boats out there.

And we all have flaws.

What are our bad qualities?

I think, like, my main, like as a--

What is it?

I don't know, I'm perfect.

I can have an attitude.

I can have an attitude, but it only comes out...

Especially with myself.

You weren't impatient with me yesterday

when all of our flowers were blowing away.

It was like, I don't get it, *bleep* it, oh!

What did I do to deserve this?

I'm in a position where I'm the third stew right now,

so I'm bottom of the barrel,

but I know there's been a few things

where I think I've done things better and known more.

I ----ing hate small talk, Daisy.

I ----ing hate the surface bullsh--.

I'm not gonna try to like, change.

It's hard to be fake.

Coming up...

Can I just say one thing?

How is that *bleep* for you? 'Cause you're single as *bleep*.

It just feels patronizing. That's just bullsh--.

I made a mistake. I'm not a ----ing child.

Sounds good.

Cheers. Vamanos.

So when we get back to the boat, Daisy's getting in the jacuzzi.

- Jacuzzi party. - Taxi!

There's a ----ing mosquito flying around right here.

Oh!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Gary.

Are we going to the strip club?

Yeah, I'll come in there.

Eww.

Daisy needs to laid, oh!

Daisy needs to get laid!

Right! Pull over, cabbie!

It's been three years since a dick has been near me.

Was it that bad three years ago that you didn't wanna go again?

- ----ing asshole. - *bleep*

- Everyone out. - Yeah.

Thank God!

Best cab ride ever!

Let's get that hot tub on.

You're chugging it.

You're an animal.

Okay, let's go.

We gotta work some sh-- out, big D.

Yeah.

Big D hasn't had one in big three.

Oh, you're getting into your bikinis?

- Yes! - Oh, good!

If it was up to me, I would be spending

the rest of this night in a guest cabin with Gary.

And Gary's gonna spring from that bunk like a little gazelle.

Which one is sex on legs? This one?

No, we're just taking the tequila upstairs, and that's it.

I don't wanna cause any trouble, but I know how good I look.

Let's get in.

Yeah!

Kelsie, you don't need your sweatsuit, get in the water.

This is a party. Are you gonna take your shirt off or not?

The hot tub, I mean, it looked cleaner before.

Well, you did a sh-- job cleaning it.

Whatever.

If we all looked at our department,

it wouldn't be very clean.

I embrace the dirtiness.

I'm like, give it to me.

I love defiant, drunk Daisy.

This is the dirtiest I've been in three years.

Yeah, baby.

Daisy's a little intimidating.

I ----ing love it.

- Not her. - No.

I think the two girls are gonna get on each other's nerves.

- Us? Sharing a room? - ----er

- I think you and you. - Oh!

Ugh!

Do you want a drink, guys?

I'll only drink if you get back in.

I'm gonna get in, but I need to get a drink.

Okay, then I'll have a vodka, soda, lime, please.

Vodka, soda, lime.

I'll sit here by myself.

I do want to get to know Gary,

but I also kind of just want to, like, make out.

What did she say, a vodka, soda, lime, in a new glass.

Hey, lady in pink.

What problem?

It starts with an H and ends with a Y.

I like guessing games, they're my favorite.

Starts with an H.

H-O.

Ho-- oh, I got you.

R-N-Y.

Take it easy.

*bleep* me. So, I have no chance.

Okay.

Yeah.

I'm gonna go night night like this.

Goodnight, girly.

All right, guys, see you tomorrow.

I'm going to bed.

*bleep*, I don't wanna go to bed.

So, how do you feel about Gary King?

I mean, I don't wanna talk about it.

You're young.

That means other chicks are gonna go for you

because you're ----ing 20 years younger than them.

- That's not what I asked you. - That's not true.

None of the girls--

It's not an insult, it's just--

Can I just say one thing?

How's that *bleep* for you? 'Cause you're single as *bleep*.

That's fine.

How is that going for you?

It doesn't matter how much--

I-- I feel like I'm-- ----ing...

I threw-- exactly.

So that's-- so you just base your opinions around that.

Tom's getting his ----ing ass handed to him.

- I made a mistake. - Sounds good.

It just feels patronizing.

That's just bullsh--.

If anyone needs to grow up, I reckon you should a little bit.

No. Yeah, fair enough.

Next on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

We had these guys last year.

Oh, ----ing Erika.

These people are disrespectful, they're exhausting.

I just don't want it.

This whole title of second stew,

third stew is a little obsolete right now.

She wants to be second stew,

and I think she's trying to make me look bad at this point.

I don't like any pink in my steak.

Ahh.

I'm not gonna eat that either, 'cause that's gross.

Chuck, go *bleep* yourself.

I've gotten better food at the ballpark.