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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,359 --> 00:00:04,435 Previously, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"... 2 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:05,554 There goes the bow. 3 00:00:07,976 --> 00:00:08,836 [bleep] 4 00:00:08,921 --> 00:00:10,216 - Any on? - Yeah. 5 00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:12,510 If Gary didn't know how to start that generator, 6 00:00:12,938 --> 00:00:15,392 it would have been a totally different situation. 7 00:00:15,477 --> 00:00:18,316 I think Gary saved our ass. 8 00:00:18,759 --> 00:00:21,626 So, we've got three primary charter guests. 9 00:00:29,391 --> 00:00:30,982 Start getting aggressive. 10 00:00:31,368 --> 00:00:33,525 I kinda like it, though. 11 00:00:33,610 --> 00:00:36,322 I definitely feel we're starting to be more serious, 12 00:00:36,407 --> 00:00:39,583 and it's just a lot of feelings going on. 13 00:00:39,667 --> 00:00:43,361 The one thing my mom said to me, don't have sex on the boat. 14 00:00:43,446 --> 00:00:45,349 - Ooh! - Oh, you blew that one. 15 00:00:45,433 --> 00:00:46,483 My first chance I had, I blew that one. 16 00:00:46,567 --> 00:00:48,316 - Whoa! - What? 17 00:00:48,438 --> 00:00:49,899 They're such liars. 18 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:53,228 Huh? 19 00:00:53,313 --> 00:00:56,949 Now, I feel like the biggest asshole on this planet. 20 00:00:57,033 --> 00:00:59,049 What the [bleep]? 21 00:00:59,133 --> 00:01:00,846 Okay, Gary, I'm gonna come back. 22 00:01:00,931 --> 00:01:02,965 Glenn, you have one-zero meters to stop. 23 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:09,049 Slow down, slow down, slow down. 24 00:01:09,133 --> 00:01:10,349 Ahead, ahead, ahead! 25 00:01:10,433 --> 00:01:13,016 - Ahead, ahead, ahead! - Ahead, ahead, ahead! 26 00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:15,548 - Glenn, ahead, ahead, ahead! - Ahead! 27 00:01:15,633 --> 00:01:19,032 [bleep] me, Goddamn it! [bleep] 28 00:01:19,146 --> 00:01:21,146 *BELOW DECK SAILING YATCH* Season 02 Episode 12 29 00:01:21,230 --> 00:01:22,823 Episode Title: "Total Shp Show" 30 00:01:22,908 --> 00:01:25,065 Sh... 31 00:01:25,306 --> 00:01:26,383 [bleep] me. 32 00:01:26,467 --> 00:01:30,467 [bleep] [bleep] 33 00:01:35,467 --> 00:01:38,016 Is my radio not working? 34 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:39,082 [bleep]'s sakes. 35 00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:41,583 [bleep] me! 36 00:01:41,667 --> 00:01:44,100 Wait, watch your hands, ease us out, ease us out. 37 00:01:45,133 --> 00:01:47,249 Keep the lines on the dock. 38 00:01:47,333 --> 00:01:51,116 Okay, pull up, JL, hold tension. 39 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,383 - Ing hell. - That's a bad one. 40 00:01:53,467 --> 00:01:55,516 There's, like, pieces of the boat floating in the water. 41 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:58,316 I'm scared to see what the boat looks like. 42 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,516 Dude, look at what it did to the dock. 43 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:02,216 I'm just not getting anything ahead, 44 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:04,349 there's something wrong with the engines. 45 00:02:04,433 --> 00:02:06,249 Gary, are we gonna drag ourselves into these rocks? 46 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:08,016 What's going on back there? 47 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:10,266 No, I've got a spring on, I'm on the winch. 48 00:02:15,233 --> 00:02:17,016 Call distances at the back for me. 49 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:18,516 Three meters. 50 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,416 - Two meters to the dock. - That's good, that's good. 51 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:21,549 Two meters. 52 00:02:21,633 --> 00:02:23,149 We've got all lines back here, 53 00:02:23,233 --> 00:02:24,713 Colin, you can take up on the anchors. 54 00:02:31,633 --> 00:02:33,500 It's not gonna be a happy captain. 55 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,116 I don't know what happened. 56 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,182 It went ahead and you saw it came back. 57 00:02:49,266 --> 00:02:50,216 I heard the engine. 58 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:51,683 I had you go for. Because I... 59 00:02:51,767 --> 00:02:53,216 I could see I was coming back hot, 60 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:55,182 so I went ahead, and then when I... 61 00:02:55,266 --> 00:02:57,216 when I tried to go ahead again, nothing happened. 62 00:02:57,300 --> 00:03:00,182 I tried to go out of gear, but by then we'd hit. 63 00:03:00,266 --> 00:03:02,449 But then after that, you had forward propulsion? 64 00:03:02,533 --> 00:03:03,499 Yeah. 65 00:03:06,401 --> 00:03:09,588 I think it's a wind high. Yeah, bit I've been **** ing 66 00:03:09,672 --> 00:03:11,314 in a lot of high wind, like... 67 00:03:11,398 --> 00:03:15,249 - Me too, like... - It's normal, like... 68 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:17,533 [bleep]. Let's just hope that's all it is. 69 00:03:19,947 --> 00:03:21,776 Yeah, I will get it for you. 70 00:03:21,861 --> 00:03:23,316 Perfect, thank you. 71 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,116 Could you hear any cavitation? 72 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,082 It sounded like it, yeah, because that's... 73 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:28,349 When we were trying to go... when we were coming back? 74 00:03:28,433 --> 00:03:30,283 When we were trying to go forward, yeah. 75 00:03:30,367 --> 00:03:33,149 Cavitation is when there's air bubbles by the propeller, 76 00:03:33,233 --> 00:03:34,516 and the propeller's just spinning through air, 77 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,216 not actually catching the friction of the water 78 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,567 to make you go forward. 79 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,549 Oh, my God, how did that happen? 80 00:03:44,633 --> 00:03:46,149 I don't know. 81 00:03:46,233 --> 00:03:47,650 We... we were calling everything out. 82 00:03:47,734 --> 00:03:50,767 It just decided to slip on **** ing back. 83 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,283 Oh, my God, I actually can't be here for this right now. 84 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,116 Do you wanna do some trials? 85 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,283 Let's fire up and let's test it. 86 00:03:56,367 --> 00:03:58,216 All right. 87 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:00,483 We're all just trying to think what the hell happened here, 88 00:04:00,567 --> 00:04:01,549 what went wrong. 89 00:04:01,633 --> 00:04:03,924 It could be cavitation. 90 00:04:04,127 --> 00:04:08,628 It could be throttle malfunction or my engine had a problem. 91 00:04:08,713 --> 00:04:10,383 I'm not sure which it was. 92 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:12,292 I'm gonna put the thrusters down 93 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:14,816 so everything's the exact same situation. 94 00:04:14,901 --> 00:04:16,822 Colin, you're gonna fire up down there, yeah? 95 00:04:16,907 --> 00:04:17,823 Yep. 96 00:04:17,908 --> 00:04:19,149 - Girls. - Mm-hmm? 97 00:04:19,233 --> 00:04:20,767 - Yeah? - Where... 98 00:04:25,207 --> 00:04:27,043 - No. - Oh, my God. 99 00:04:27,128 --> 00:04:28,644 - It's really bad. - It's bad. It's horrible. 100 00:04:28,728 --> 00:04:29,811 - So bad. - It's so bad. 101 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:31,078 The dock... 102 00:04:31,162 --> 00:04:33,628 It's all been crushed. 103 00:04:37,541 --> 00:04:39,610 Is everyone out of the way? I'm about to fire up. 104 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,281 Okay, I'm all clear, yeah, all clear. 105 00:04:44,895 --> 00:04:45,995 Firing up now. 106 00:04:47,195 --> 00:04:48,895 [engine starts] 107 00:04:51,455 --> 00:04:53,644 Okay. You all right if I take it? 108 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:56,577 Everything looks totally fine. Temperatures are good. 109 00:04:56,661 --> 00:04:57,911 See if you can make it fail. 110 00:04:57,995 --> 00:04:59,944 Gary, I'm gonna give it a normal thrust. 111 00:05:00,028 --> 00:05:01,694 Standing by, ready. 112 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:05,944 Yeah, I could see wash now, there we go. 113 00:05:06,028 --> 00:05:08,410 Okay, I'm going ahead now. 114 00:05:08,494 --> 00:05:11,095 You should see the stern lines tighten up. 115 00:05:14,195 --> 00:05:18,011 Now we're getting tension on the lines, tension on the lines. 116 00:05:18,095 --> 00:05:20,677 Okay, Colin, you're good to shut down. 117 00:05:21,018 --> 00:05:23,377 I went slower now, I don't wanna stress anything. 118 00:05:23,461 --> 00:05:24,410 But I would have gone a lot faster 119 00:05:24,494 --> 00:05:26,377 when we were moving back. 120 00:05:26,461 --> 00:05:27,977 COLIN: Everything seems to be working fine down here now. 121 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,844 It could have been a glitch with the computer 122 00:05:29,928 --> 00:05:31,677 that controls the throttle, or something like that. 123 00:05:31,761 --> 00:05:33,644 I think that the throttle malfunctioned. 124 00:05:33,728 --> 00:05:37,644 There's a computer in between the controls and the propeller 125 00:05:37,728 --> 00:05:39,644 to manage the load on the engine. 126 00:05:39,728 --> 00:05:42,711 It looks like my inputs were too much, 127 00:05:42,795 --> 00:05:45,044 and so the computer just said no, I can't do that. 128 00:05:45,128 --> 00:05:46,977 I think maybe when you... 129 00:05:47,061 --> 00:05:48,911 when you went to stop or in neutral, it just didn't catch. 130 00:05:48,995 --> 00:05:51,195 It felt like it just ignored the input. 131 00:05:51,428 --> 00:05:53,444 Maybe it was one of just those freak **** ing accidents. 132 00:05:53,528 --> 00:05:56,744 It's a complicated system that can fail. 133 00:05:56,828 --> 00:05:59,877 But the most important thing is the engine's working fine. 134 00:05:59,961 --> 00:06:02,044 First time that's ever happened to me. 135 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:04,195 Let's get that hydraulic off. 136 00:06:06,728 --> 00:06:08,811 I've still got, like, a pit in my stomach. 137 00:06:08,895 --> 00:06:09,811 Me too, that's how I'm feeling. 138 00:06:09,895 --> 00:06:11,777 Mm. 139 00:06:11,861 --> 00:06:13,444 You don't know what to say, you don't know what to do, like... 140 00:06:13,528 --> 00:06:15,044 We got another issue. 141 00:06:15,128 --> 00:06:16,844 I don't know if that ing door is gonna open. 142 00:06:16,928 --> 00:06:20,011 The transom looks... ed. 143 00:06:20,095 --> 00:06:21,911 We don't know if this is purely cosmetic, 144 00:06:21,995 --> 00:06:25,644 or there's been some serious structural damage to that door. 145 00:06:25,728 --> 00:06:26,977 That's where all the toys are, 146 00:06:27,061 --> 00:06:28,044 it's how the people get on and off the boat 147 00:06:28,128 --> 00:06:29,711 when they're swimming. 148 00:06:29,795 --> 00:06:31,078 Why don't you jump on the paddleboard, 149 00:06:31,162 --> 00:06:32,377 brush all that sh... off. 150 00:06:32,461 --> 00:06:34,195 - Yeah. - Anything big, keep. 151 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:36,711 If we can't get this door to open, our charter season's over. 152 00:06:36,795 --> 00:06:38,528 Everyone can go home, it's done. 153 00:06:47,421 --> 00:06:48,471 You okay? 154 00:06:48,604 --> 00:06:50,744 Yeah, yeah. 155 00:06:50,828 --> 00:06:53,438 Everybody has bad dockings, it's part of boating. 156 00:06:53,523 --> 00:06:54,472 If you haven't had a bad docking, then... 157 00:06:54,557 --> 00:06:55,299 Yeah. 158 00:06:55,384 --> 00:06:57,300 You're lying, or it's yet to come, so... 159 00:06:58,526 --> 00:06:59,877 I don't know, it was weird. 160 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:01,104 It was very weird. 161 00:07:01,189 --> 00:07:03,783 Oh, my God, I'm feeling so sorry for **** ing Glenn. 162 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,928 Maybe you can do the actual motion. 163 00:07:13,528 --> 00:07:15,078 Okay, guys, let's open this door. 164 00:07:15,162 --> 00:07:17,377 We're gonna open the frame. 165 00:07:17,461 --> 00:07:18,811 Keep an eye out there, Gary. 166 00:07:18,895 --> 00:07:20,428 Yeah, I will. Going on frame. 167 00:07:22,128 --> 00:07:24,377 I feel embarrassed, I feel embarrassed for the crew. 168 00:07:24,461 --> 00:07:25,877 You know, I've been involved in other incidents 169 00:07:25,961 --> 00:07:27,410 that weren't pleasant, 170 00:07:27,494 --> 00:07:30,510 but today is probably one of the worst days 171 00:07:30,594 --> 00:07:32,877 in my career, for sure. 172 00:07:34,260 --> 00:07:36,911 Okay, we're gonna start opening the door a little bit. 173 00:07:36,995 --> 00:07:38,895 Just go real slow, bro. 174 00:07:43,861 --> 00:07:45,111 Stop, come down, yeah. 175 00:07:45,195 --> 00:07:46,995 What's that coming out of the passerelle? 176 00:07:58,213 --> 00:07:59,744 We're gonna open the frame. 177 00:08:00,494 --> 00:08:01,744 Keep an eye out there, Gary. 178 00:08:01,828 --> 00:08:03,811 Yeah, I will. Going on frame. 179 00:08:03,895 --> 00:08:05,044 Just go real slow, bro. 180 00:08:05,447 --> 00:08:07,280 Okay, go platform open. 181 00:08:14,938 --> 00:08:16,420 - Stop. - Come down, yeah. 182 00:08:16,505 --> 00:08:17,788 What's that coming out of the passerelle? 183 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:19,389 Is that just excess sh...? 184 00:08:19,474 --> 00:08:20,757 It's just... it's all debris from where 185 00:08:20,842 --> 00:08:22,357 it's been scuffed and fallen in. 186 00:08:22,442 --> 00:08:24,225 Should we keep going with platform door? 187 00:08:24,310 --> 00:08:26,359 Wait, let me just go get the sh... out. 188 00:08:26,921 --> 00:08:28,355 Standing by. 189 00:08:38,461 --> 00:08:40,044 Okay, I'm all clear here. 190 00:08:40,128 --> 00:08:41,911 All right, slowly opening the platform, 191 00:08:41,995 --> 00:08:43,594 slowly opening the platform. 192 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:48,461 Everything's looking good. 193 00:08:49,995 --> 00:08:51,444 Everything looks okay with the door. 194 00:08:51,528 --> 00:08:53,410 I think we got away lucky on that. 195 00:08:53,494 --> 00:08:55,977 This thing saved us, the fact that it's two layers, 196 00:08:56,061 --> 00:08:57,610 and we were literally in the middle of it, 197 00:08:57,694 --> 00:08:59,162 and it just split open. 198 00:08:59,428 --> 00:09:02,644 The point of the transom is the perfect height 199 00:09:02,728 --> 00:09:06,078 to hit some big blocks of concrete 200 00:09:06,162 --> 00:09:09,078 and slice underneath them and just lift them up. 201 00:09:09,162 --> 00:09:11,195 We got a lucky break. 202 00:09:11,428 --> 00:09:13,944 We're just gonna have to get some black paint on it 203 00:09:14,028 --> 00:09:15,961 and **** ing just... slap some black paint on it. 204 00:09:17,928 --> 00:09:20,444 No... dude, you don't have time, the guests are gonna be here in, 205 00:09:20,528 --> 00:09:21,944 like, four hours. 206 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:22,944 The damage is bad, very bad. 207 00:09:23,028 --> 00:09:24,510 It's embarrassing. 208 00:09:24,594 --> 00:09:27,410 You know, the milk is spilled, it's happened. 209 00:09:27,494 --> 00:09:29,078 You can't un-happen it. 210 00:09:29,162 --> 00:09:30,895 - Good morning. - Good morning. 211 00:09:32,128 --> 00:09:33,811 Any painter of boats. 212 00:09:33,895 --> 00:09:36,477 The insurance will take care of the repairs, 213 00:09:36,561 --> 00:09:39,410 but right now I need to fix the immediate problem. 214 00:09:39,494 --> 00:09:43,444 We got paying guests coming on board, so yeah. 215 00:09:43,528 --> 00:09:45,577 All crew, all crew, not the smoothest of mornings. 216 00:09:45,661 --> 00:09:47,377 For [bleep]'s sake. 217 00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:49,577 But you all handled it like pros, thank you. 218 00:09:49,661 --> 00:09:51,577 Painter's on the way, and the guests will be here by 2:00. 219 00:09:51,661 --> 00:09:53,044 So, let's shake it off and keep hustling. 220 00:09:53,128 --> 00:09:54,594 Okay, copy that. 221 00:09:59,461 --> 00:10:01,577 Eight years in yachting, I've never been in a boat 222 00:10:01,661 --> 00:10:03,911 that's hit the dock, let alone twice. 223 00:10:03,995 --> 00:10:06,078 And now we're literally about to pick up. 224 00:10:06,162 --> 00:10:07,977 It's insane. 225 00:10:08,061 --> 00:10:11,011 Do you have any idea, like, what décor you're doing tonight? 226 00:10:11,095 --> 00:10:12,577 No, I'll probably just do a nice table. 227 00:10:12,661 --> 00:10:13,977 I won't do a theme. That's too many... 228 00:10:14,061 --> 00:10:15,844 I don't like themes anyway. 229 00:10:15,928 --> 00:10:17,577 Yeah, too much themes, so that's what I'm saying. 230 00:10:17,661 --> 00:10:20,428 My job is already hard, and this charter is eight women... 231 00:10:23,095 --> 00:10:24,410 Do you know what that means? 232 00:10:24,494 --> 00:10:26,428 Guess what? Just [bleep] Natasha. 233 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:31,694 Interior, interior, we just got provisions at the dock. 234 00:10:36,561 --> 00:10:37,628 ing hell! 235 00:10:39,561 --> 00:10:41,677 Ocean spring! 236 00:10:41,761 --> 00:10:45,195 How is your anxiety today, you feel better? 237 00:10:45,428 --> 00:10:49,078 I feel very confused as to, like, how I'm gonna manage this. 238 00:10:49,162 --> 00:10:52,694 Like, I have grown to like him, so it does suck in that sense. 239 00:10:55,095 --> 00:10:56,610 I think you've got to wait until after the charter 240 00:10:56,694 --> 00:10:58,410 and see how it pans out. 241 00:10:58,494 --> 00:11:01,044 Yeah, but I don't really have a choice now. 242 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,644 The whole situation's just not right. 243 00:11:02,728 --> 00:11:04,444 Well, I don't think so. 244 00:11:04,528 --> 00:11:06,477 I think you guys already made your bed. 245 00:11:06,561 --> 00:11:08,610 But I didn't... 246 00:11:08,694 --> 00:11:09,761 Um... 247 00:11:11,594 --> 00:11:13,195 It's a bit different now that I know, 248 00:11:13,428 --> 00:11:15,011 and then I'm gonna continue to act on it? 249 00:11:15,095 --> 00:11:16,577 We'll see. 250 00:11:16,661 --> 00:11:19,377 So, the idea is to make it look better. 251 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,977 [laughs] 252 00:11:22,061 --> 00:11:24,510 Will you finish cleaning up in here, please? 253 00:11:24,594 --> 00:11:30,510 Roger-dodger. 254 00:11:30,594 --> 00:11:33,510 That's the bar, that's the day head. 255 00:11:33,594 --> 00:11:34,628 Looks good. 256 00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:37,561 [bleep] 257 00:11:38,528 --> 00:11:39,977 Thank you, Tonka. 258 00:11:40,061 --> 00:11:41,711 I think we should open this door for the pickup. 259 00:11:41,795 --> 00:11:43,911 Put two paddleboards, like, they're clean, ready to go. 260 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,544 You know, like you were at a boat show kind of thing? 261 00:11:45,628 --> 00:11:47,377 Kind of always think we're not gonna make it, 262 00:11:47,461 --> 00:11:48,977 - and then we make it. - I know, yeah. 263 00:11:49,061 --> 00:11:52,028 So their eyes are taken off by two paddleboards here. 264 00:11:53,461 --> 00:11:54,644 I'm happy with that. 265 00:11:54,728 --> 00:11:56,544 There's nothing else we can do. 266 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,444 A little bit of love. 267 00:11:58,528 --> 00:11:59,677 You guys all ready to go? 268 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,494 - Yeah, man. - Let's get changed. 269 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,044 Okay, guys, the guests could get here any second. 270 00:12:10,128 --> 00:12:11,577 Let's get everybody out on the aft deck. 271 00:12:11,661 --> 00:12:13,095 We're coming, Glenn! 272 00:12:15,128 --> 00:12:16,494 [bleep] me. 273 00:12:21,195 --> 00:12:22,544 I'm excited. 274 00:12:22,628 --> 00:12:23,661 Yeah, I'm excited, too. 275 00:12:25,628 --> 00:12:27,078 Do you remember any of their names? 276 00:12:27,162 --> 00:12:29,977 - I don't remember. - It's the biggest one! 277 00:12:30,061 --> 00:12:31,444 What? 278 00:12:31,528 --> 00:12:32,644 - Hi! - Hi! 279 00:12:32,728 --> 00:12:34,677 - So excited! - How you guys doing? 280 00:12:34,761 --> 00:12:35,777 - Great! - Good. 281 00:12:35,861 --> 00:12:37,044 Welcome to Croatia. 282 00:12:37,128 --> 00:12:38,577 - Thank you. - Thank you. 283 00:12:38,661 --> 00:12:40,044 We know who you are, Captain Glenn. 284 00:12:40,128 --> 00:12:41,677 I'm Captain Glenn, nice to meet you. 285 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,444 - I'm Erica, and this is my mom. - Hi, how you doing. 286 00:12:43,528 --> 00:12:45,377 Hi, nice to meet you. 287 00:12:45,461 --> 00:12:46,744 I'm Captain Glenn, nice to meet you. 288 00:12:46,828 --> 00:12:49,011 They've got matching outfits, just like us. 289 00:12:49,095 --> 00:12:50,744 - It's time to walk the plank. - Okay, here you go. 290 00:12:50,828 --> 00:12:53,777 - Hi! - Hi, my name is Alli. 291 00:12:53,861 --> 00:12:55,410 Nice to meet you, I'm Erica. 292 00:12:55,494 --> 00:12:57,510 - Hi, I'm Jess. - Jess, I'm Gary. 293 00:12:57,594 --> 00:12:58,811 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 294 00:12:58,895 --> 00:12:59,811 Hi, I'm Alli. Are you the chef? 295 00:12:59,895 --> 00:13:01,444 No, Chef's there. 296 00:13:01,528 --> 00:13:02,544 You're the chef. 297 00:13:02,628 --> 00:13:04,377 Oh, really? 298 00:13:04,461 --> 00:13:07,410 - Cheers, to an amazing charter. - Cheers, to an amazing charter. 299 00:13:07,494 --> 00:13:09,610 So, I just wanted to formally welcome you guys 300 00:13:09,694 --> 00:13:11,410 all on board Parsifal III. 301 00:13:11,494 --> 00:13:12,811 I'm gonna hand you over to Daisy, 302 00:13:12,895 --> 00:13:14,811 who's gonna give you a little tour of the boat. 303 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,044 We're gonna get all your stuff on board, 304 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,444 and then we'll get outta here. 305 00:13:17,528 --> 00:13:18,744 Yay, thank you! 306 00:13:18,828 --> 00:13:21,444 Here we have the aft cockpit. 307 00:13:21,528 --> 00:13:23,208 This is where we'll have most of the meals. 308 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,544 - Sh... - Oh, my God! 309 00:13:25,628 --> 00:13:27,377 This looks like an airport baggage claim. 310 00:13:27,461 --> 00:13:30,610 Here we have the flybridge, pretty cool hangout spot. 311 00:13:30,694 --> 00:13:32,195 Come up here during sailing. 312 00:13:32,428 --> 00:13:33,744 - You okay? - Yep, got it. 313 00:13:33,828 --> 00:13:35,510 Down here we have the main saloon. 314 00:13:35,594 --> 00:13:37,811 -This is where I'll be -Perfect. 315 00:13:37,895 --> 00:13:40,044 This is my thing. 316 00:13:40,128 --> 00:13:41,377 Jesus, look at the color of that. 317 00:13:41,461 --> 00:13:42,744 It looks like a stripper's bag. 318 00:13:42,828 --> 00:13:44,777 We set up three beds in here and three beds in here. 319 00:13:44,861 --> 00:13:45,811 A threesome! 320 00:13:45,895 --> 00:13:47,477 And then in here is the master. 321 00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:49,510 Mom, I might stay in here with you and Myra. 322 00:13:49,594 --> 00:13:50,661 Yeah. 323 00:13:51,928 --> 00:13:53,661 All pins closed. 324 00:13:55,661 --> 00:13:56,694 Ooh, my leg! 325 00:13:58,795 --> 00:14:00,377 Also, I have a question... 326 00:14:00,461 --> 00:14:02,377 I normally have to, like, deal with my kids 327 00:14:02,461 --> 00:14:03,677 all the time and they're not here. 328 00:14:03,761 --> 00:14:05,410 And so I, like, wanna do as little as possible. 329 00:14:05,494 --> 00:14:07,044 Can you guys unpack for us? 330 00:14:07,128 --> 00:14:08,777 Yeah, sure. 331 00:14:08,861 --> 00:14:11,544 You know that Dad always hired people to unpack for me, he did. 332 00:14:11,628 --> 00:14:13,377 - He did. - He always did. 333 00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:16,044 And so, I'd just like to be... I wanna be spoiled. 334 00:14:16,128 --> 00:14:17,877 All right, boys, the hens have come to roost. 335 00:14:17,961 --> 00:14:19,577 You wanna come have a drink with me 336 00:14:19,661 --> 00:14:23,544 - Uh, Okay. - Please? Okay! 337 00:14:23,628 --> 00:14:27,777 I'm loving this so much, girls, can I have some wine! 338 00:14:27,861 --> 00:14:29,477 Let's take a selfie. 339 00:14:29,561 --> 00:14:31,444 So, it's figs with pastrami and balsamic. 340 00:14:31,528 --> 00:14:32,844 Figs with pastrami and balsamic. 341 00:14:32,928 --> 00:14:34,677 Deck crew, deck crew, I'm about to fire up. 342 00:14:34,761 --> 00:14:36,677 Mom, will you take one of me and Bianca first? 343 00:14:36,761 --> 00:14:38,861 Tatas for Trump. 344 00:14:40,494 --> 00:14:43,410 Okay, Glenn, that is all lines clear. 345 00:14:43,494 --> 00:14:44,811 Copy, thank you. 346 00:14:44,895 --> 00:14:46,677 Colin, you can start taking up whenever you like. 347 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,195 Copy that. 348 00:14:50,928 --> 00:14:52,577 Three shots, port anchor. 349 00:14:52,661 --> 00:14:54,078 After hitting the dock, 350 00:14:54,162 --> 00:14:55,844 it's been a pretty traumatic experience. 351 00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:58,494 We definitely have to take this one nice and slow. 352 00:15:00,828 --> 00:15:01,861 Looking good, Glenn. 353 00:15:03,995 --> 00:15:07,744 Do you like some figs with pastrami and balsamic? 354 00:15:07,828 --> 00:15:10,410 - Oh, thank you. - Here you go. 355 00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:13,410 Okay, I can definitely see port anchor. 356 00:15:13,494 --> 00:15:16,111 We've got a dead sea cucumber coming up with it. 357 00:15:16,195 --> 00:15:17,577 [laughs] 358 00:15:17,661 --> 00:15:18,844 God, I don't even know how to eat this. 359 00:15:18,928 --> 00:15:20,811 [laughs] 360 00:15:20,895 --> 00:15:22,410 Oh, that's nasty... 361 00:15:22,494 --> 00:15:26,610 oh, no, ugh, ugh, ugh! 362 00:15:26,694 --> 00:15:28,577 Dude, that was **** ing gross. 363 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,811 This is such a beautiful area. 364 00:15:30,895 --> 00:15:33,444 I just love how there's, like, a seat for all of us. 365 00:15:33,528 --> 00:15:35,777 They brought me some halal non-pork meat. 366 00:15:35,861 --> 00:15:37,711 Cheers. Titties for Trump. 367 00:15:37,795 --> 00:15:40,744 Titties for Trump! 368 00:15:40,828 --> 00:15:41,844 Make America great again. 369 00:15:41,928 --> 00:15:43,544 I'm making America great again. 370 00:15:43,628 --> 00:15:44,711 She's making America great again... 371 00:15:44,795 --> 00:15:46,477 - Oh, my God. - One tata at a time. 372 00:15:46,561 --> 00:15:48,744 Oh, yeah. 373 00:15:48,828 --> 00:15:50,510 And making me want to commit suicide. 374 00:15:50,594 --> 00:15:51,811 Why, what's wrong? 375 00:15:51,895 --> 00:15:52,911 Nothing, I just hate, like, getting political. 376 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,577 Are you having anxiety? 377 00:15:54,661 --> 00:15:55,610 No, I didn't wanna make it political. 378 00:15:55,694 --> 00:15:57,477 It's not political. 379 00:15:57,561 --> 00:16:01,877 So, like, Don Jr.'s single, and she's on the market. 380 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,510 This is Bianca's thing. 381 00:16:03,594 --> 00:16:04,844 And now I'm **** ing mad. 382 00:16:04,928 --> 00:16:06,444 - Guys, I'm sorry. - Jess, Jess, Jess. 383 00:16:06,528 --> 00:16:07,544 Let's do a dance. 384 00:16:07,628 --> 00:16:11,577 Make Bianca great again. 385 00:16:11,661 --> 00:16:13,061 I don't wanna get ing political. 386 00:16:15,028 --> 00:16:16,610 Me too. 387 00:16:16,694 --> 00:16:17,877 Jess is mad that she's expressing herself. 388 00:16:17,961 --> 00:16:19,577 I know. 389 00:16:19,661 --> 00:16:20,577 I don't wanna make anybody uncomfortable 390 00:16:20,661 --> 00:16:22,410 with my political views. 391 00:16:22,494 --> 00:16:24,477 My husband started paying people 392 00:16:24,561 --> 00:16:27,561 when we took trips to unpack her bags. 393 00:16:31,995 --> 00:16:33,544 Somebody wanted to enter my daughter 394 00:16:33,628 --> 00:16:36,195 in a Little Miss Texas pageant, and I said, 395 00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:41,011 "I've already taught them mime and ventriloquism, puppetry." 396 00:16:41,095 --> 00:16:42,644 You know, that's what's important in the world. 397 00:16:42,728 --> 00:16:46,444 Oh, my God. 398 00:16:46,528 --> 00:16:50,911 La, la, la, la, la. 399 00:16:50,995 --> 00:16:51,911 Coming up... 400 00:16:51,995 --> 00:16:53,944 - Oh! - Ah! 401 00:16:54,028 --> 00:16:54,977 It's gonna get nasty. 402 00:16:55,061 --> 00:16:56,577 We've hit the dock twice, 403 00:16:56,661 --> 00:16:58,377 now we've got a crazy storm happening. 404 00:16:58,461 --> 00:16:59,577 Oi, can I get some help? 405 00:16:59,661 --> 00:17:00,777 This is crazy. 406 00:17:00,861 --> 00:17:02,544 Whoa, look at the lightning! 407 00:17:02,628 --> 00:17:04,494 - Oh, my goodness. - Sh... 408 00:17:07,795 --> 00:17:09,635 My whole thing is, like, I'm all about everyone 409 00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:12,044 just being their true authentic self. 410 00:17:12,128 --> 00:17:15,861 And that's herself, but it's not yourself, and that's okay. 411 00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:18,977 - No, right now it's... - Zero point five. 412 00:17:19,061 --> 00:17:20,677 0.5. 413 00:17:20,761 --> 00:17:22,610 Okie-dokie, no more Trump. 414 00:17:22,694 --> 00:17:24,844 No more. 415 00:17:24,928 --> 00:17:25,911 Really, what? 416 00:17:25,995 --> 00:17:27,078 Do you have extensions? 417 00:17:27,162 --> 00:17:28,610 No, no, no, this is au natural. 418 00:17:28,694 --> 00:17:29,644 You have really pretty hair. 419 00:17:29,728 --> 00:17:30,811 Thank you. 420 00:17:30,895 --> 00:17:32,477 Bianca, put your fingers in his hair. 421 00:17:32,561 --> 00:17:34,610 Oh, Jesus. 422 00:17:34,694 --> 00:17:36,011 Ooh, I like to say, gosh. 423 00:17:36,095 --> 00:17:37,711 I could sit here all day. 424 00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,355 I'm gonna wash and condition it tonight. 425 00:17:40,928 --> 00:17:42,944 So, I wanna talk to you about dinner. 426 00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:44,744 - So, I'm gluten-free. - So, she's very picky. 427 00:17:44,828 --> 00:17:45,744 Yes, I saw that, you know... 428 00:17:45,828 --> 00:17:47,877 And I prefer to eat halal. 429 00:17:47,961 --> 00:17:49,028 Yeah, I saw that. 430 00:17:51,928 --> 00:17:52,844 That's a lot. 431 00:17:52,928 --> 00:17:54,777 Well, we're excited. 432 00:17:54,861 --> 00:17:57,544 As long as we have gluten-free desserts, we're very happy. 433 00:17:57,628 --> 00:17:59,011 When Bianca is talking, she's, like, 434 00:17:59,095 --> 00:18:01,811 "I just can't even help it." 435 00:18:01,895 --> 00:18:04,844 I speak very long words, I don't know why. 436 00:18:04,928 --> 00:18:06,677 - So, I don't... wait... - I wanna sail. 437 00:18:06,761 --> 00:18:08,677 It's gonna be very, very gentle, because there's... 438 00:18:08,761 --> 00:18:09,677 - Let's sail. - Almost no wind. 439 00:18:09,761 --> 00:18:10,711 No, that's exciting. 440 00:18:10,795 --> 00:18:11,744 So, let's put sails up. 441 00:18:11,828 --> 00:18:12,844 There's no wind. 442 00:18:12,928 --> 00:18:14,610 There's 1.2 knots of breeze. 443 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:15,644 Oh, my goodness. 444 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,078 Well, there's no harm in it. 445 00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:19,011 We feel the pressure, like, we've gotta try 446 00:18:19,095 --> 00:18:21,477 to keep the guests having a nice time. 447 00:18:21,561 --> 00:18:23,477 But you can't sail when there's no wind. 448 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,944 Okay, going up on the mizzen. 449 00:18:26,028 --> 00:18:27,610 The mandrel's spinning faster than the halyard. 450 00:18:27,694 --> 00:18:29,011 - That's fine. - Okay. 451 00:18:29,095 --> 00:18:30,777 Look, we've got four knots, that's good. 452 00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:31,877 That'll get us moving. 453 00:18:31,961 --> 00:18:33,744 This is, like, so beautiful. 454 00:18:33,828 --> 00:18:36,011 My husband's a lawyer, and he likes personal injury. 455 00:18:36,095 --> 00:18:37,677 Okay. 456 00:18:37,761 --> 00:18:38,711 Let's go main. 457 00:18:38,795 --> 00:18:39,711 Brakes off. 458 00:18:39,795 --> 00:18:41,644 Little bit more. 459 00:18:41,728 --> 00:18:42,777 Slow down on the engine now that you've got your momentum. 460 00:18:42,861 --> 00:18:44,078 - Yep. - You're welcome. 461 00:18:44,162 --> 00:18:45,644 Lock's on. 462 00:18:45,728 --> 00:18:48,044 These sails are ginormous, holy moly. 463 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,644 I came up at the right time. 464 00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:51,011 Now you can just keep her steady. 465 00:18:51,095 --> 00:18:52,644 Yeah, that's exciting. 466 00:18:52,728 --> 00:18:54,008 Engine's off, we're just sailing. 467 00:18:56,128 --> 00:18:57,911 We're not going very fast. 468 00:18:57,995 --> 00:18:59,044 - Okay. - How fast do we go, like... 469 00:18:59,128 --> 00:19:00,044 Three knots. 470 00:19:00,128 --> 00:19:02,044 Like a turtle. 471 00:19:02,128 --> 00:19:03,111 I was gonna say, he's gonna say it's in knots, which I don't... 472 00:19:03,195 --> 00:19:04,677 I don't know what a knot is. 473 00:19:04,761 --> 00:19:05,677 In miles per hour, what's that? 474 00:19:05,761 --> 00:19:07,195 Okay, uh, three and a half. 475 00:19:07,428 --> 00:19:08,195 - Okay. - Three and a half, okay. 476 00:19:08,428 --> 00:19:10,644 It's almost the same. 477 00:19:10,728 --> 00:19:12,028 Yeah, yeah. 478 00:19:13,995 --> 00:19:15,544 - Yeah, good for you. - Yeah. 479 00:19:15,628 --> 00:19:18,544 Ooh, here's our new weather forecast. 480 00:19:18,628 --> 00:19:20,877 Warning, afternoon possibility of sudden storms. 481 00:19:20,961 --> 00:19:22,544 Oh, no. 482 00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:25,844 They expect 35 to 45 knots of gusts... ugh. 483 00:19:25,928 --> 00:19:28,344 Actually, we're getting a little more wind now, you can feel it. 484 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:31,610 - Oh, okay. - That's not bad. 485 00:19:31,694 --> 00:19:32,744 Oh, you reckon these girls are gonna be a pain in the ass, 486 00:19:32,828 --> 00:19:34,078 - or what? - Not for us, no. 487 00:19:34,162 --> 00:19:36,377 For the girls? 488 00:19:36,461 --> 00:19:37,944 Hopefully they just get drunk and pass out. 489 00:19:38,028 --> 00:19:39,811 Yeah, that's exactly what's gonna happen. 490 00:19:39,895 --> 00:19:41,811 Are you guys talking sh... about us, yeah? 491 00:19:41,895 --> 00:19:43,377 - What? - Yeah, you are. 492 00:19:43,461 --> 00:19:44,377 - No! - Don't play me! 493 00:19:44,461 --> 00:19:47,078 Oh! Busted. 494 00:19:47,162 --> 00:19:49,078 - Busted. - Jesus. 495 00:19:49,162 --> 00:19:52,078 Mandy, you need to hook up with Jean Luc while were here, okay? 496 00:19:52,162 --> 00:19:53,877 You okay? 497 00:19:53,961 --> 00:19:56,844 Yeah, I just need to take a break from the stupidity. 498 00:19:56,928 --> 00:19:58,677 I hear people already talking about us. 499 00:19:58,761 --> 00:20:00,078 That's not a fun feeling, you know? 500 00:20:00,162 --> 00:20:02,111 No, don't worry. Have fun, you're gonna be okay. 501 00:20:02,195 --> 00:20:04,944 The crew are a great crew, and this is your vacation. 502 00:20:05,028 --> 00:20:06,061 Yeah... 503 00:20:08,661 --> 00:20:10,577 I wonder if Daisy's gonna let me go on a break now. 504 00:20:10,661 --> 00:20:12,111 All crew, all crew, please come to the laundry 505 00:20:12,195 --> 00:20:13,844 for a crew meeting. 506 00:20:13,928 --> 00:20:14,844 Go into the laundry. 507 00:20:14,928 --> 00:20:16,711 - Uh-oh, what? - Uh-oh. 508 00:20:16,795 --> 00:20:19,128 Crew meeting, crew meeting. 509 00:20:24,828 --> 00:20:27,744 So, basically, Jess, she sat down and I was like, 510 00:20:27,828 --> 00:20:29,708 "Are you okay," and she was, like, "Not really." 511 00:20:36,728 --> 00:20:37,944 The important thing is we have to remember 512 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,111 that our job is to make them feel comfortable. 513 00:20:39,195 --> 00:20:41,011 And she asked what I thought, 514 00:20:41,095 --> 00:20:42,677 and I said genuinely, I think they're all super lovely. 515 00:20:42,761 --> 00:20:44,610 Mm-hmm. 516 00:20:44,694 --> 00:20:45,877 Whatever, Gary, like, I'm sure they have opinions about you. 517 00:20:45,961 --> 00:20:47,811 All right. 518 00:20:47,895 --> 00:20:50,011 If you send out positive vibes you'll get positive vibes back. 519 00:20:50,095 --> 00:20:51,777 - I'm always positive. - Whatever. 520 00:20:51,861 --> 00:20:53,744 Okay, good crew meeting. 521 00:20:53,828 --> 00:20:56,877 It ends up with people being angry at Gary **** ing hell. 522 00:20:56,961 --> 00:20:58,481 Oh, my God, they're such lovely people. 523 00:20:59,961 --> 00:21:01,195 But the key is to, like... 524 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,944 I just burped because no one's around. 525 00:21:04,028 --> 00:21:05,944 I give you credit for the amount you drink, 526 00:21:06,028 --> 00:21:07,610 because if I drink that much... 527 00:21:07,694 --> 00:21:08,977 I have a surprisingly high tolerance. 528 00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:10,644 I'd be dead. 529 00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,011 Soon as I can get over... 530 00:21:12,095 --> 00:21:14,195 just over there, we'll be dropping starboard. 531 00:21:14,428 --> 00:21:16,911 All crew, all crew, we're gonna head down 532 00:21:16,995 --> 00:21:18,811 and anchor at a good spot 533 00:21:18,895 --> 00:21:21,777 where we've got good protection from the storm. 534 00:21:21,861 --> 00:21:23,195 - Ow. - Do you... ooh, oh, no... 535 00:21:23,428 --> 00:21:24,610 - Ah! It's okay. - Are you okay? 536 00:21:24,694 --> 00:21:26,610 - I'm fine. - There you go. 537 00:21:26,694 --> 00:21:29,044 Guys, I need a drink. 538 00:21:29,128 --> 00:21:32,410 I'm just really channeling Britney on this charter. 539 00:21:32,494 --> 00:21:34,162 Oh, my God, it's so intense. 540 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,777 Ah, you stabbed me with your toe, you **** ing... 541 00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:39,111 your eagle talon. 542 00:21:39,195 --> 00:21:41,044 We touched her with our toes at the same time. 543 00:21:41,128 --> 00:21:43,977 I don't even know how they're eating dinner. 544 00:21:44,061 --> 00:21:45,744 I don't know either, to be honest. 545 00:21:45,828 --> 00:21:47,410 Damn, you can bend them, you can make fists. 546 00:21:47,494 --> 00:21:49,911 I'm just doing, like, three courses for dinner, 547 00:21:49,995 --> 00:21:51,377 because they are totally hammered. 548 00:21:51,461 --> 00:21:53,011 I hope they don't notice. 549 00:21:53,095 --> 00:21:54,777 I had, like, a five-course meal planned, 550 00:21:54,861 --> 00:21:55,944 but I don't think that they would be able 551 00:21:56,028 --> 00:21:57,977 to appreciate, like, five courses. 552 00:21:58,061 --> 00:21:59,377 They won't remember what they're eating, anyway. 553 00:21:59,461 --> 00:22:01,044 Roger, girl. 554 00:22:01,128 --> 00:22:03,410 I'm gonna still try my best to make dinner delicious, 555 00:22:03,494 --> 00:22:06,195 but usually, drunk people eat, like, anything. 556 00:22:06,428 --> 00:22:08,744 So, yeah, that's it. 557 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:09,911 The lazy first? 558 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,235 Put the gennie away first, yeah. 559 00:22:11,428 --> 00:22:12,677 Okay, here I go. 560 00:22:12,761 --> 00:22:15,811 Maybe a little bit tighter. 561 00:22:15,895 --> 00:22:17,410 One of you guys wanna do the main, 562 00:22:17,494 --> 00:22:18,844 one on the mizzen, let's get them down. 563 00:22:18,928 --> 00:22:20,044 The mizzen. 564 00:22:20,128 --> 00:22:21,410 - How's that? - That's perfect. 565 00:22:21,494 --> 00:22:22,911 Good! 566 00:22:22,995 --> 00:22:24,944 At least they got a little bit of a sail. 567 00:22:25,028 --> 00:22:27,078 Yeah, let's make them think they're sailing. 568 00:22:27,162 --> 00:22:28,844 Actually, we're getting a little more wind now, 569 00:22:28,928 --> 00:22:30,561 you can feel it, of course. 570 00:22:32,028 --> 00:22:34,011 Okay, Colin, stand by to drop. 571 00:22:34,095 --> 00:22:35,677 Copy that. 572 00:22:35,761 --> 00:22:36,711 Dinner's at 8:00, and she said it's, 573 00:22:36,795 --> 00:22:38,111 like, whatever we wanna wear. 574 00:22:38,195 --> 00:22:41,011 So it's, like, everyone should express themselves. 575 00:22:41,095 --> 00:22:42,494 - What? - Let her go, let her go. 576 00:22:46,095 --> 00:22:47,944 How many courses are you doing, Natasha? 577 00:22:48,028 --> 00:22:49,195 Just three. 578 00:22:49,428 --> 00:22:50,995 Big bite, there, Glenn, big bite. 579 00:22:53,494 --> 00:22:55,078 What should we wear? Help me decide. 580 00:22:55,162 --> 00:22:56,544 Zip me up. 581 00:22:56,628 --> 00:22:57,944 Okay, don't get horny in the galley. 582 00:22:58,028 --> 00:22:59,844 Alli, can you change into your blacks? 583 00:22:59,928 --> 00:23:01,162 Copy that. 584 00:23:05,195 --> 00:23:09,510 Wow, you guys, it's hard to get ready when its, like, moving. 585 00:23:09,594 --> 00:23:11,711 Hey, Moira, we had a little incident. 586 00:23:11,795 --> 00:23:13,078 We touched a dock and we scraped off 587 00:23:13,162 --> 00:23:15,111 quite a bit of the bottom of the transom. 588 00:23:15,195 --> 00:23:16,911 Are they sitting down already for dinner? 589 00:23:16,995 --> 00:23:17,911 - No. - Oh. 590 00:23:17,995 --> 00:23:19,444 Dinner's at 8:00. 591 00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:20,811 It's nothing structural or anything like that, 592 00:23:20,895 --> 00:23:22,011 it's just cosmetic. 593 00:23:22,095 --> 00:23:23,928 Thank you very much, Moira. 594 00:23:24,895 --> 00:23:26,044 Beautiful weather. 595 00:23:26,128 --> 00:23:28,410 What do you think of setting up inside, 596 00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:29,977 because it might be too windy in here. 597 00:23:30,061 --> 00:23:31,777 Yeah, I think that's a good idea. 598 00:23:31,861 --> 00:23:33,111 Too windy and gloomy, and... oh! 599 00:23:33,195 --> 00:23:34,195 Ah! 600 00:23:34,428 --> 00:23:38,944 [laughing] 601 00:23:39,028 --> 00:23:41,011 So, I guess that's a confirmation of my idea, yeah. 602 00:23:41,095 --> 00:23:42,510 - That's a yes. - Yeah, that's a yes. 603 00:23:42,594 --> 00:23:43,510 JL, JL, Gary. 604 00:23:43,594 --> 00:23:45,377 Go for JL. 605 00:23:45,461 --> 00:23:46,444 Hey, man, can you give me a hand 606 00:23:46,528 --> 00:23:47,544 out on deck quickly, please? 607 00:23:47,628 --> 00:23:49,544 Yeah, on my way now. 608 00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:51,044 Jeez. 609 00:23:51,128 --> 00:23:52,811 - Just got 30 gusts. - It's gonna get nasty. 610 00:23:52,895 --> 00:23:54,877 There's a massive storm brewing. 611 00:23:54,961 --> 00:23:56,510 So, we've hit the dock twice, 612 00:23:56,594 --> 00:23:59,078 now we've got a crazy storm happening. 613 00:23:59,162 --> 00:24:00,195 [thunder] 614 00:24:00,428 --> 00:24:01,844 We can't catch a break. 615 00:24:01,928 --> 00:24:03,544 Extend this line and bring it back. 616 00:24:03,628 --> 00:24:04,544 Okay. 617 00:24:04,628 --> 00:24:06,977 - Oh, my God. - [bleep] 618 00:24:07,061 --> 00:24:08,377 Whoa, look at the lightning. 619 00:24:08,461 --> 00:24:10,428 This is crazy. 620 00:24:16,162 --> 00:24:17,282 Whoa, look at the lightning. 621 00:24:17,594 --> 00:24:18,911 ing getting out. 622 00:24:18,995 --> 00:24:20,610 It's getting really bad. Oh [bleep]. 623 00:24:20,694 --> 00:24:22,510 So, extend this line and bring it back. 624 00:24:22,594 --> 00:24:23,510 Okay. 625 00:24:23,594 --> 00:24:24,844 We're moving a lot. 626 00:24:24,928 --> 00:24:26,410 Colin, could you let one more shot out? 627 00:24:26,494 --> 00:24:28,078 - Yeah. - Did you see that lightning? 628 00:24:28,162 --> 00:24:29,911 It's gonna get nasty. 629 00:24:29,995 --> 00:24:31,078 Yeah. 630 00:24:31,162 --> 00:24:32,844 Oh, did I put my drink over here? 631 00:24:32,928 --> 00:24:34,610 Jesus! 632 00:24:34,694 --> 00:24:36,510 - We're setting up inside. - Okay. 633 00:24:36,594 --> 00:24:38,911 I'm gonna go above deck, because I don't feel good. 634 00:24:38,995 --> 00:24:40,544 - Okay. - I'm seasick. 635 00:24:40,628 --> 00:24:41,944 It's not our greatest work. 636 00:24:42,028 --> 00:24:43,811 We're gonna have to wedge something 637 00:24:43,895 --> 00:24:46,078 in the corner so it doesn't blow out. 638 00:24:46,162 --> 00:24:47,844 Where's the best place to go if I'm feeling dizzy. 639 00:24:47,928 --> 00:24:49,594 Oh, up top... 640 00:24:52,128 --> 00:24:54,410 definitely up top. 641 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:55,510 Wait, I haven't met you yet. 642 00:24:55,594 --> 00:24:56,811 Daisy. 643 00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:58,677 Oh, my gosh, you look different. 644 00:24:58,761 --> 00:25:02,410 Like, oh, my God, I'm seasick, and I'm just, like, oh, God. 645 00:25:02,494 --> 00:25:04,510 You're hammered, you're not seasick. 646 00:25:04,594 --> 00:25:06,377 I can't walk, I can't walk. 647 00:25:06,461 --> 00:25:07,644 You can probably sit though, too. 648 00:25:07,728 --> 00:25:10,195 I'm not okay. Jesus, take the wheel. 649 00:25:10,428 --> 00:25:12,111 Oh, God, it's so... I'm literally sliding. 650 00:25:12,195 --> 00:25:13,577 [bleep] 651 00:25:13,661 --> 00:25:15,877 There's **** ing bolts coming down. 652 00:25:15,961 --> 00:25:17,195 Ugh. 653 00:25:17,428 --> 00:25:19,428 Why are we rolling in a circle right now? 654 00:25:22,661 --> 00:25:23,977 What's main course? 655 00:25:24,061 --> 00:25:26,477 Salmon with cauliflower, pureed vegetables. 656 00:25:26,561 --> 00:25:29,977 Get a bridle across here, tie it down here somewhere. 657 00:25:30,061 --> 00:25:31,977 Think you guys are still ready to eat in about 10 minutes? 658 00:25:32,061 --> 00:25:33,078 - Yes. - Yeah, we're ready. 659 00:25:33,162 --> 00:25:35,078 Oi, can I get some help 660 00:25:35,162 --> 00:25:36,644 Ooh! 661 00:25:36,728 --> 00:25:38,977 [bleep] 662 00:25:39,061 --> 00:25:40,977 - Oh, my God. - Sh... 663 00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:42,195 Oh, there goes the glass. 664 00:25:42,428 --> 00:25:43,911 This literally reminds me of "Titanic." 665 00:25:43,995 --> 00:25:45,477 That came outta nowhere. 666 00:25:45,561 --> 00:25:47,111 Glenn, is there any way you can, like... 667 00:25:47,195 --> 00:25:48,444 She just said it reminded her of "Titanic." 668 00:25:48,528 --> 00:25:49,444 regulate something? 669 00:25:49,528 --> 00:25:51,377 I'm very highly seasick. 670 00:25:51,461 --> 00:25:52,677 Sorry about that, I feel really bad. 671 00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:55,510 Yeah, but not much you can do about it. 672 00:25:55,594 --> 00:25:57,728 I feel like there has to be something. 673 00:25:59,095 --> 00:26:00,510 [clears throat] 674 00:26:00,594 --> 00:26:03,078 It's called Zofran and a sleeping pill. 675 00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:06,410 This is, like, a popular tapas from Spain. 676 00:26:06,494 --> 00:26:09,011 Tell these ladies this is, like **** ing hot. 677 00:26:09,095 --> 00:26:10,044 Do you wanna help us, JL? 678 00:26:10,128 --> 00:26:11,195 Yeah, sure. 679 00:26:11,428 --> 00:26:12,628 Go, go, go. 680 00:26:13,795 --> 00:26:15,195 What is this? 681 00:26:15,428 --> 00:26:16,577 Oh, here it comes. 682 00:26:16,661 --> 00:26:18,510 So, ladies, we have shrimp cooked 683 00:26:18,594 --> 00:26:21,377 in garlic and sweet paprika. 684 00:26:21,461 --> 00:26:23,410 Mm, you guys that's good. 685 00:26:23,494 --> 00:26:24,510 - Thank you. - Enjoy! 686 00:26:24,594 --> 00:26:26,444 Mm, that's really yummy. 687 00:26:26,528 --> 00:26:28,677 This is the best thing I've had in a really long time. 688 00:26:28,761 --> 00:26:31,461 It's actually making me feel better. 689 00:26:33,795 --> 00:26:35,711 I'm running to the bathroom. 690 00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:37,477 - Are they okay? - They're loving it. 691 00:26:37,561 --> 00:26:38,594 Mm. 692 00:26:40,428 --> 00:26:42,711 This is delicious, and I love that chef. 693 00:26:42,795 --> 00:26:44,377 Like, I wanna be her friend. 694 00:26:44,461 --> 00:26:45,628 [urinating] 695 00:26:46,694 --> 00:26:48,377 Oh [bleep] it's hot. 696 00:26:48,461 --> 00:26:49,494 Ow. 697 00:26:52,661 --> 00:26:54,011 I ate everything, it's so good. 698 00:26:54,095 --> 00:26:55,528 You guys? 699 00:26:57,128 --> 00:26:58,944 Help, I can't get out. 700 00:26:59,028 --> 00:27:00,711 Oh, it's okay, I'm coming, I'm coming. 701 00:27:00,795 --> 00:27:03,011 There you go, are you okay? 702 00:27:03,095 --> 00:27:05,028 Yeah, I was, like, help me! 703 00:27:09,761 --> 00:27:10,677 Truffle cauliflower. 704 00:27:10,761 --> 00:27:12,544 Yum. 705 00:27:12,628 --> 00:27:13,544 You said cauliflower, and I couldn't be any happier. 706 00:27:13,628 --> 00:27:14,544 Yeah. 707 00:27:14,628 --> 00:27:15,577 This is fabulous. 708 00:27:15,661 --> 00:27:16,777 Mm, this is so good. 709 00:27:16,861 --> 00:27:18,544 The salmon is cooked immaculately. 710 00:27:18,628 --> 00:27:19,577 It's perfect. 711 00:27:19,661 --> 00:27:20,577 This is insane. 712 00:27:20,661 --> 00:27:23,410 It's orgasmic dinner. 713 00:27:23,494 --> 00:27:24,944 [thunder] 714 00:27:25,028 --> 00:27:26,078 Is that thunder? 715 00:27:26,162 --> 00:27:29,044 And lightning. 716 00:27:29,128 --> 00:27:32,711 At 3:00 in the morning, it's dying down, it says here. 717 00:27:32,795 --> 00:27:35,078 Everyone ate everything, it's so good. 718 00:27:35,162 --> 00:27:37,377 How many courses have you got? 719 00:27:37,461 --> 00:27:39,377 Three, I don't think they can make it more than three tonight. 720 00:27:39,461 --> 00:27:40,944 Yeah, I don't think so either. 721 00:27:41,028 --> 00:27:43,095 I wonder what I'm gonna eat with this little spoon. 722 00:27:46,494 --> 00:27:48,410 - I'm still hungry. - I am, too. 723 00:27:48,494 --> 00:27:49,711 Oh, that's it, just besides the dessert, eh? 724 00:27:49,795 --> 00:27:51,044 Yeah. 725 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:52,577 Natasha, you didn't tell the guests 726 00:27:52,661 --> 00:27:54,078 that they were having five courses, did you? 727 00:27:54,162 --> 00:27:56,111 No, I told her three. 728 00:27:56,195 --> 00:27:58,610 Erica seems to think that she was having five courses. 729 00:27:58,694 --> 00:27:59,644 No. 730 00:27:59,728 --> 00:28:01,377 Dinner tonight is five courses. 731 00:28:01,461 --> 00:28:02,711 Well, we're excited. 732 00:28:02,795 --> 00:28:07,195 Natasha has done this so many times. 733 00:28:07,428 --> 00:28:09,811 I've heard her tell the guests that they're getting one thing, 734 00:28:09,895 --> 00:28:11,195 and delivering another. 735 00:28:11,428 --> 00:28:13,111 She said she's got a candy machine, 736 00:28:13,195 --> 00:28:14,644 and that never materialized. 737 00:28:14,728 --> 00:28:15,777 I'm really sorry. 738 00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,577 And it **** ing is pissing me off, 739 00:28:17,661 --> 00:28:19,195 because I get the brunt of it. 740 00:28:20,795 --> 00:28:22,444 No, this is dessert, I think. 741 00:28:22,528 --> 00:28:25,544 It's a berry tiramisu with mascarpone cream. 742 00:28:25,628 --> 00:28:26,811 Enjoy. 743 00:28:26,895 --> 00:28:28,610 - It looks really good. - It's delicious. 744 00:28:28,694 --> 00:28:30,777 - I'm still hungry. - Me, too, girl. 745 00:28:30,861 --> 00:28:32,011 - I'm still hungry. - It was fantastic. 746 00:28:32,095 --> 00:28:34,195 Why is it done? I'm upset. 747 00:28:34,428 --> 00:28:36,111 Yeah, I'm hungry. We need more food. 748 00:28:36,195 --> 00:28:38,477 Do you think we should say something? 749 00:28:38,561 --> 00:28:40,410 - I'm still hungry. - I'm still hungry. 750 00:28:40,494 --> 00:28:41,577 Can I go tell her... 751 00:28:41,661 --> 00:28:42,844 Yeah, Jennifer, can you? 752 00:28:42,928 --> 00:28:44,410 Thank you. 753 00:28:44,494 --> 00:28:45,410 I appreciate it. 754 00:28:45,494 --> 00:28:46,610 Hi. 755 00:28:46,694 --> 00:28:48,162 - Natasha? - Coming. 756 00:28:51,162 --> 00:28:52,610 Oh, I can do something for you, it's no problem. 757 00:28:52,694 --> 00:28:53,644 I'm so sorry. 758 00:28:53,728 --> 00:28:54,644 No, it's no problem, yeah. 759 00:28:54,728 --> 00:28:55,744 Okay, thank you. 760 00:28:55,828 --> 00:28:57,761 [bleep], I spoke too soon. 761 00:28:59,895 --> 00:29:01,644 What happened? 762 00:29:01,728 --> 00:29:03,428 Yes. 763 00:29:08,128 --> 00:29:09,777 This whole skin here, have to cut off this. 764 00:29:09,861 --> 00:29:11,777 A bunch of us are still hungry. 765 00:29:11,861 --> 00:29:13,111 She's making you some more food. 766 00:29:13,195 --> 00:29:14,444 For reals. 767 00:29:14,528 --> 00:29:16,078 They're still hungry. 768 00:29:16,162 --> 00:29:17,594 It's coming now. 769 00:29:23,128 --> 00:29:25,444 I just seriously, like, I'm ready to eat. 770 00:29:25,528 --> 00:29:28,577 Jesus Christ. 771 00:29:28,661 --> 00:29:30,195 She's gonna do some steak. 772 00:29:30,428 --> 00:29:32,410 I'll eat anything. I will eat it. 773 00:29:32,494 --> 00:29:34,544 Cindi, Jess, and Erica are medium, okay? 774 00:29:34,628 --> 00:29:35,811 What course is this? 775 00:29:35,895 --> 00:29:37,410 I thought they already had dessert. 776 00:29:37,494 --> 00:29:39,677 But they come and say they're hungry. 777 00:29:39,761 --> 00:29:42,078 Seriously, they're asking for more after dessert? 778 00:29:42,162 --> 00:29:43,644 That's interesting. 779 00:29:43,728 --> 00:29:45,544 So, the first one is rare. 780 00:29:45,628 --> 00:29:47,811 Medium, medium-rare. 781 00:29:47,895 --> 00:29:50,610 - Thank you. - Oh, God, yes. 782 00:29:50,694 --> 00:29:52,195 Oh, my, my. 783 00:29:52,428 --> 00:29:54,410 I'll finish it, Mandy, I'm starving. 784 00:29:54,494 --> 00:29:55,877 This looks good. 785 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:57,911 When I put the sauce, you can put some black pepper on. 786 00:29:57,995 --> 00:29:59,477 Boom. 787 00:29:59,561 --> 00:30:01,577 Okay, thank you, guys. 788 00:30:01,661 --> 00:30:02,811 Girl! 789 00:30:02,895 --> 00:30:04,510 I don't like working under stress. 790 00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:07,078 Did amazing. 791 00:30:07,162 --> 00:30:08,644 - So pretty. - Mm. 792 00:30:08,728 --> 00:30:10,610 - That's really good. - This is really good. 793 00:30:10,694 --> 00:30:11,811 Oh, my God. 794 00:30:11,895 --> 00:30:13,377 Everybody okay, now? 795 00:30:13,461 --> 00:30:14,577 Does anybody need anything again? 796 00:30:14,661 --> 00:30:15,877 I'm sorry about that. 797 00:30:15,961 --> 00:30:17,677 No, your food was just so good, we wanted more. 798 00:30:17,761 --> 00:30:18,811 Oh. Enjoy. 799 00:30:18,895 --> 00:30:20,428 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 800 00:30:24,461 --> 00:30:25,677 They're all happy. 801 00:30:25,761 --> 00:30:27,628 I wasn't kidding, my big ass was hungry. 802 00:30:28,895 --> 00:30:29,811 - Yeah. - Yeah. 803 00:30:29,895 --> 00:30:31,711 Ooh, I don't like this. 804 00:30:31,795 --> 00:30:33,111 Good night, team. 805 00:30:33,195 --> 00:30:34,577 - Good night, guys. - Good night, everyone. 806 00:30:34,661 --> 00:30:35,677 Okay, I'll be right back. 807 00:30:35,761 --> 00:30:36,944 Thank you, Daisy. 808 00:30:37,028 --> 00:30:38,728 I'll see you guys on the flip side. 809 00:30:41,528 --> 00:30:42,795 The [bleep] is this sh...? 810 00:30:44,528 --> 00:30:47,377 There's things that have popped up down there 811 00:30:47,461 --> 00:30:49,111 that are concerning. 812 00:30:49,195 --> 00:30:52,844 I don't think I have an STD, but [bleep] 813 00:30:52,928 --> 00:30:53,844 Ugh. 814 00:30:53,928 --> 00:30:55,444 I'm thinking to myself, 815 00:30:55,528 --> 00:30:57,528 oh, my God, I got ing chlamydia again. 816 00:30:59,528 --> 00:31:00,828 Yeah, you don't want to. 817 00:31:07,895 --> 00:31:08,895 I'm gonna go to bed. 818 00:31:09,561 --> 00:31:11,911 Okay. See you in the morning. 819 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:13,761 Okay. Good night. 820 00:31:23,795 --> 00:31:25,777 Yeah. 821 00:31:25,861 --> 00:31:29,577 Finding out that Sydney and Gary had sex changes things for me, 822 00:31:29,661 --> 00:31:33,877 because now I can understand why Sydney has been so upset, 823 00:31:33,961 --> 00:31:35,728 and I feel really bad for her. 824 00:31:39,995 --> 00:31:41,944 Well, I don't know, I'm just gonna play it cool. 825 00:31:42,028 --> 00:31:44,644 I think you guys are cute. 826 00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:46,610 I know, so that's what I wanna say, 827 00:31:46,694 --> 00:31:49,134 but I'd rather speak to her like I'm speaking to you about it. 828 00:31:56,095 --> 00:31:57,694 Do you like my pants? 829 00:32:01,494 --> 00:32:02,944 I'm sorry, I don't have heaps for you to do. 830 00:32:03,028 --> 00:32:04,677 It's kinda been a long day. 831 00:32:04,761 --> 00:32:05,944 We did crash the boat today. 832 00:32:06,028 --> 00:32:07,728 Let's not talk about that. 833 00:32:21,828 --> 00:32:26,577 My junk is getting redder, and, you know, I'm worried. 834 00:32:26,661 --> 00:32:27,911 Good morning. 835 00:32:27,995 --> 00:32:29,911 I don't know what the [bleep] is going on. 836 00:32:29,995 --> 00:32:31,711 Good night, see you in a bit. 837 00:32:31,795 --> 00:32:33,011 Thanks. 838 00:32:33,095 --> 00:32:34,761 [alarm blares] 839 00:32:36,895 --> 00:32:38,928 - Morning. - Good morning. 840 00:32:40,661 --> 00:32:41,577 Morning. 841 00:32:41,661 --> 00:32:42,677 Good morning, how are you? 842 00:32:42,761 --> 00:32:44,610 - Good, how are you? - Good. 843 00:32:44,694 --> 00:32:46,661 Okay, this is ready, go. 844 00:32:51,162 --> 00:32:52,877 Would you like to order some hot breakfast? 845 00:32:52,961 --> 00:32:54,477 Could I have an egg white omelette? 846 00:32:54,561 --> 00:32:57,811 - Good morning. - Good morning. 847 00:32:57,895 --> 00:32:59,444 - Put that in? - Might as well. 848 00:32:59,528 --> 00:33:00,844 I just wanna go snorkeling. 849 00:33:00,928 --> 00:33:02,977 It's cold, though. 850 00:33:03,061 --> 00:33:03,977 I don't know if I wanna get in the water in this. 851 00:33:04,061 --> 00:33:06,044 Do we have, like, SCUBA suits? 852 00:33:06,128 --> 00:33:08,594 You're not SCUBA diving, you're snorkeling. 853 00:33:10,961 --> 00:33:13,577 [bleep], doesn't look like they wanna do anything. 854 00:33:13,661 --> 00:33:15,477 No, it's not very motivating, this weather. 855 00:33:15,561 --> 00:33:16,977 If you jump in the water, it'll be nice. 856 00:33:17,061 --> 00:33:19,644 At least they've all got flotation devices. 857 00:33:19,728 --> 00:33:21,044 I don't know if you guys do this or not... 858 00:33:21,128 --> 00:33:23,977 is there any way we could get massages? 859 00:33:24,061 --> 00:33:26,044 Let me see what I can do. 860 00:33:26,128 --> 00:33:27,844 Let me see if any of the girls are qualified, 861 00:33:27,928 --> 00:33:28,977 and I'll let you know. 862 00:33:29,061 --> 00:33:29,977 Okay, perfect, thank you. 863 00:33:30,061 --> 00:33:31,610 I appreciate everything. 864 00:33:31,694 --> 00:33:33,094 - You're welcome. - You're the best. 865 00:33:34,861 --> 00:33:35,777 Question. 866 00:33:35,861 --> 00:33:36,977 Oh, God. 867 00:33:37,061 --> 00:33:38,844 How much do you wanna earn a tip? 868 00:33:38,928 --> 00:33:40,610 What do you want me to do? 869 00:33:40,694 --> 00:33:41,744 Massages. 870 00:33:41,828 --> 00:33:44,561 Oh [bleep]'s sake. 871 00:33:46,828 --> 00:33:48,911 But I don't like doing massages. 872 00:33:48,995 --> 00:33:50,711 I'm not gonna make anyone do anything they don't wanna do. 873 00:33:50,795 --> 00:33:52,544 No, they have to do it, Daisy, it's all for the tip. 874 00:33:52,628 --> 00:33:53,610 Yeah, yeah. 875 00:33:53,694 --> 00:33:54,610 Sure. 876 00:33:54,694 --> 00:33:56,610 She'll do it. 877 00:33:56,694 --> 00:33:58,610 I would do it, but I don't have a **** ing clue what I'm doing. 878 00:33:58,694 --> 00:33:59,977 Okay, you guys, let's do an impression. 879 00:34:00,061 --> 00:34:01,977 Who am I... "Hey, guys." 880 00:34:02,061 --> 00:34:03,877 No, everybody knows who that was. 881 00:34:03,961 --> 00:34:04,977 Who is it? 882 00:34:05,061 --> 00:34:05,977 - You! - Me? 883 00:34:06,061 --> 00:34:08,610 No! That's not me! 884 00:34:08,694 --> 00:34:10,744 Yeah, you're just, like, "Hi, boys." 885 00:34:10,828 --> 00:34:11,811 I do not! 886 00:34:11,895 --> 00:34:13,011 "Does anybody wanna hang out?" 887 00:34:13,095 --> 00:34:14,744 "My name's Bianca." 888 00:34:14,828 --> 00:34:17,911 Well, I mean, what can I say? I don't know. 889 00:34:17,995 --> 00:34:19,777 The boys just love me! 890 00:34:19,861 --> 00:34:21,677 - I'm so cold. - Do you want a sweater, Bianca? 891 00:34:21,761 --> 00:34:24,777 No! 892 00:34:24,861 --> 00:34:26,911 So, Bianca, they said they're happy to give massages. 893 00:34:26,995 --> 00:34:28,711 I'm so happy, thanks, Daisy. 894 00:34:28,795 --> 00:34:30,610 Time to get into our bathing suits. 895 00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:31,644 Yeah, go get a suit on. 896 00:34:31,728 --> 00:34:33,577 - Hello. - Hi, how are you? 897 00:34:33,661 --> 00:34:34,677 Good. 898 00:34:34,761 --> 00:34:35,677 You think she's getting pissed? 899 00:34:35,761 --> 00:34:37,195 About what? 900 00:34:37,428 --> 00:34:39,548 She thinks everyone's picking on her, I can just tell. 901 00:34:40,861 --> 00:34:42,377 She's being catered to on hand and foot 902 00:34:42,461 --> 00:34:43,844 and demanding people massage her on the crew. 903 00:34:43,928 --> 00:34:45,777 That's just not how I do things. 904 00:34:45,861 --> 00:34:48,078 This has been the most stressful trip I think I've ever taken. 905 00:34:48,162 --> 00:34:51,628 It must be hard to spend all this time with the girls. 906 00:34:53,461 --> 00:34:54,811 If she doesn't wanna be the center of being picked on... 907 00:34:54,895 --> 00:34:56,078 Yeah. 908 00:34:56,162 --> 00:34:57,944 Then she needs to dial back her, like... 909 00:34:58,028 --> 00:35:00,677 Perfect, thank you. 910 00:35:00,761 --> 00:35:02,811 Hey, who wants to go on that thing? 911 00:35:02,895 --> 00:35:04,577 The sun's back out. 912 00:35:04,661 --> 00:35:06,111 Sorry, I'm bored of you bitches. 913 00:35:06,195 --> 00:35:07,911 What is she getting on, a paddleboard? 914 00:35:07,995 --> 00:35:11,610 I don't know, but I wanna be a witness to this. 915 00:35:11,694 --> 00:35:12,944 I don't know how this works. 916 00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:15,944 Jean, will you come tell us, like, what to do? 917 00:35:16,028 --> 00:35:17,195 Yeah, yeah, for sure. 918 00:35:17,428 --> 00:35:18,911 I've done it once before, 919 00:35:18,995 --> 00:35:20,644 but, like, what if I, like, get trapped out there? 920 00:35:20,728 --> 00:35:22,377 And I don't wanna go by myself. 921 00:35:22,461 --> 00:35:23,811 Okay, fine. 922 00:35:23,895 --> 00:35:25,078 I just need five minutes to get changed. 923 00:35:25,162 --> 00:35:26,610 - Okay. - I'll be right back. 924 00:35:26,694 --> 00:35:27,811 Okay. 925 00:35:27,895 --> 00:35:29,777 Lunch is at 1:30. 926 00:35:29,861 --> 00:35:31,777 I will do a broccoli quinoa salad, 927 00:35:31,861 --> 00:35:34,111 fish, burrata, and sashimi. 928 00:35:34,195 --> 00:35:35,844 Yeah, I think that's more than enough. 929 00:35:35,928 --> 00:35:37,944 Natasha, I don't think she's a bad chef, 930 00:35:38,028 --> 00:35:40,977 but she's so insistent on doing her own thing 931 00:35:41,061 --> 00:35:43,111 and doesn't communicate with anyone, 932 00:35:43,195 --> 00:35:45,877 that the consistency just isn't there, and 933 00:35:45,961 --> 00:35:47,911 I don't know what I'm gonna be dealt with. 934 00:35:47,995 --> 00:35:51,777 It's got me on edge all the time. 935 00:35:51,861 --> 00:35:53,928 Okay, let's get with it. 936 00:35:55,661 --> 00:35:57,661 - I hope you liked it. - Thank you. 937 00:35:59,861 --> 00:36:00,977 How was your massage? 938 00:36:01,061 --> 00:36:02,711 - It was amazing. - Good. 939 00:36:02,795 --> 00:36:04,377 I'm not gonna lie, I needed it. 940 00:36:04,461 --> 00:36:05,977 - Ready? - Yeah, I'm ready to do it. 941 00:36:06,061 --> 00:36:07,977 All right, let's go. 942 00:36:08,061 --> 00:36:08,977 Bye, Erica! 943 00:36:09,061 --> 00:36:10,744 Look at her. 944 00:36:10,828 --> 00:36:13,195 She's, like, "Can you paddle a little faster?" 945 00:36:13,428 --> 00:36:15,644 Looks like you've got it. 946 00:36:15,728 --> 00:36:16,744 Good job, Jess. 947 00:36:16,828 --> 00:36:18,044 Looking good, girl! 948 00:36:18,128 --> 00:36:19,644 Oh, she is doing well. 949 00:36:19,728 --> 00:36:20,961 Hi! 950 00:36:23,895 --> 00:36:25,977 Oh, it's starting to rain again. 951 00:36:26,061 --> 00:36:27,877 Jess, turn around, it's gonna rain. 952 00:36:27,961 --> 00:36:28,877 - Yeah, come on! - Yeah. 953 00:36:28,961 --> 00:36:30,744 Hurry, come back! 954 00:36:30,828 --> 00:36:31,877 We're going in, we're going in. 955 00:36:31,961 --> 00:36:33,811 Oh, my God. 956 00:36:33,895 --> 00:36:35,410 Oh, sorry, sorry! 957 00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:37,078 Jess fell in! 958 00:36:37,162 --> 00:36:40,744 - Just, like, look at her. - Oh, my God. 959 00:36:40,828 --> 00:36:41,777 She fell off. 960 00:36:41,861 --> 00:36:44,044 - Ha! - Oh, my Lord. 961 00:36:44,128 --> 00:36:45,877 Oh, my God. 962 00:36:45,961 --> 00:36:48,011 [bleep] Oh, my Lord. 963 00:36:48,095 --> 00:36:49,011 [bleep] this. 964 00:36:49,095 --> 00:36:51,078 Oh, my God. 965 00:36:51,162 --> 00:36:53,162 - Yay! - Woo! 966 00:36:56,095 --> 00:36:58,711 - I did. - Hey, girl! 967 00:36:58,795 --> 00:37:00,344 It's like, I saw the rain coming and I panicked. 968 00:37:00,428 --> 00:37:01,777 Uncover, cover, uncover, cover... 969 00:37:01,861 --> 00:37:03,944 it's like the Caribbean. 970 00:37:04,028 --> 00:37:05,061 Oh, it's so wet weather. 971 00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:07,744 Look, the sun's coming out again. 972 00:37:07,828 --> 00:37:08,944 What do you know? 973 00:37:09,028 --> 00:37:10,528 This is, like, such bizarre weather. 974 00:37:12,761 --> 00:37:14,011 Oh sh... 975 00:37:14,095 --> 00:37:15,410 [bleep] 976 00:37:15,494 --> 00:37:17,044 I'm just gonna throw on some pants, 977 00:37:17,128 --> 00:37:18,795 because I'm, like, soaking wet. 978 00:37:23,928 --> 00:37:25,428 Oh, sorry, hey. 979 00:37:33,028 --> 00:37:34,477 You okay? 980 00:37:34,561 --> 00:37:36,444 Uh... 981 00:37:36,528 --> 00:37:38,377 Oh, gosh, do I wanna know? 982 00:37:38,461 --> 00:37:40,195 I don't know. 983 00:37:40,428 --> 00:37:41,944 I'm just not feeling well. 984 00:37:42,028 --> 00:37:44,078 Like, you know, down there. 985 00:37:44,162 --> 00:37:45,777 Oh, no. 986 00:37:45,861 --> 00:37:47,078 He means his penis. 987 00:37:47,162 --> 00:37:49,811 - I'm concerned. - Yeah. 988 00:37:49,895 --> 00:37:50,944 I mean, like, it's starting to hurt. 989 00:37:51,028 --> 00:37:52,444 Oh... 990 00:37:52,528 --> 00:37:53,844 Gonna make sure that everything's okay. 991 00:37:53,928 --> 00:37:55,977 Oh, God, great. 992 00:37:56,061 --> 00:37:57,410 Yeah. 993 00:37:57,494 --> 00:37:59,777 What do have that you **** ing gave me now, 994 00:37:59,861 --> 00:38:00,977 you **** ing asshole? 995 00:38:01,061 --> 00:38:03,195 - Awesome. - Yeah. 996 00:38:03,428 --> 00:38:05,095 Oh [bleep]. 997 00:38:13,128 --> 00:38:14,888 I don't know what the [bleep] was I thinking. 998 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:18,744 Lunch is at 1:30. 999 00:38:18,828 --> 00:38:19,844 Perfect, I'm hungry. 1000 00:38:19,928 --> 00:38:21,111 I'm always hungry. 1001 00:38:21,195 --> 00:38:22,844 - JL, you go rest, bru. - Yeah, yeah. 1002 00:38:22,928 --> 00:38:24,410 Go lie down. 1003 00:38:24,494 --> 00:38:25,895 Dani, are you okay? 1004 00:38:27,061 --> 00:38:28,461 What's wrong? 1005 00:38:38,494 --> 00:38:39,844 Anyway, they're sitting down for lunch, 1006 00:38:39,928 --> 00:38:42,528 - so we need to go. - I don't want to. 1007 00:38:53,561 --> 00:38:55,544 Oh, yeah, where's your dinosaur? 1008 00:38:55,628 --> 00:38:57,861 Are you ladies ready to sit down for lunch? 1009 00:39:01,661 --> 00:39:04,628 Alli, you can go on your break, and take two hours. 1010 00:39:07,061 --> 00:39:08,777 Do you want me to take these? 1011 00:39:08,861 --> 00:39:11,111 Yeah, you can start taking it now. 1012 00:39:11,195 --> 00:39:12,444 This is such a nice setup. 1013 00:39:12,528 --> 00:39:14,028 Beautiful. 1014 00:39:25,195 --> 00:39:27,477 So, here we have ahi tuna sashimi. 1015 00:39:27,561 --> 00:39:28,877 - Oh, my gosh. - Wow. 1016 00:39:28,961 --> 00:39:30,044 And here we have broccoli salad. 1017 00:39:30,128 --> 00:39:31,944 Oh, my God, that looks so fresh. 1018 00:39:32,028 --> 00:39:33,844 Mm, oh, my God. 1019 00:39:33,928 --> 00:39:36,510 That sashimi's so good. 1020 00:39:36,594 --> 00:39:39,011 Breathe, girl, breathe. 1021 00:39:39,095 --> 00:39:41,410 I'm thinking I'm having fun and enjoying myself, 1022 00:39:41,494 --> 00:39:43,844 and then there you go, serious sh... 1023 00:39:43,928 --> 00:39:47,477 Like, not only **** ing feelings, but also **** ing diseases. 1024 00:39:47,561 --> 00:39:50,911 I'm **** ing done with this sh..., you know? 1025 00:39:50,995 --> 00:39:52,544 Stress doesn't help, 1026 00:39:52,628 --> 00:39:56,011 and then you realize you're stressing for no reason. 1027 00:39:56,095 --> 00:39:58,877 ing hell, you don't know even know what he have. 1028 00:39:58,961 --> 00:40:00,510 It could be he have, like... 1029 00:40:00,594 --> 00:40:02,011 I don't know, hemorrhoids. 1030 00:40:02,095 --> 00:40:03,911 It could be something so total different 1031 00:40:03,995 --> 00:40:05,444 than what you're thinking. 1032 00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:07,577 Come on, Dani, you're better than that. 1033 00:40:07,661 --> 00:40:09,877 This is, like, the best lunch ever. 1034 00:40:09,961 --> 00:40:12,694 Now, here we have burrata and rocket salad. 1035 00:40:18,761 --> 00:40:19,844 Oh, sorry. 1036 00:40:19,928 --> 00:40:20,961 Here. 1037 00:40:22,162 --> 00:40:23,111 Are you good? 1038 00:40:23,195 --> 00:40:24,111 You're acting really cray, girl. 1039 00:40:24,195 --> 00:40:25,594 How am I acting cray? 1040 00:40:27,095 --> 00:40:29,111 No, you just were, like, "Calm down, girls." 1041 00:40:29,195 --> 00:40:30,644 That's why I'm asking if you're okay. 1042 00:40:30,728 --> 00:40:32,028 Okay. 1043 00:40:35,528 --> 00:40:37,168 - Uh-huh. - And it's really uncomfortable. 1044 00:40:41,195 --> 00:40:43,610 No, it's, like, mostly the four of you guys. 1045 00:40:43,694 --> 00:40:45,944 I feel awkward, like, when I walk into the room, 1046 00:40:46,028 --> 00:40:47,377 like I'm interrupting something. 1047 00:40:47,461 --> 00:40:48,577 - Here's some warm bread. - Thanks, girl. 1048 00:40:48,661 --> 00:40:50,195 It's gluten-free. 1049 00:40:50,428 --> 00:40:52,677 I don't think any person here wants to hurt anybody. 1050 00:40:52,761 --> 00:40:54,011 I'm not so sure. 1051 00:40:54,095 --> 00:40:56,195 You guys have all been bullying me. 1052 00:40:56,428 --> 00:40:57,610 It's **** ing bullsh... 1053 00:40:57,694 --> 00:41:00,011 Everybody has had my name in their mouth. 1054 00:41:00,095 --> 00:41:02,528 Oh, my God, where the [bleep] is Dani? 1055 00:41:03,694 --> 00:41:05,561 Speaking Portuguese... 1056 00:41:11,128 --> 00:41:15,444 I honestly feel like everyone has been completely nasty to me. 1057 00:41:15,528 --> 00:41:16,977 Well, please leave me out of that conversation. 1058 00:41:17,061 --> 00:41:18,610 Yeah, no, I don't think that at all. 1059 00:41:18,694 --> 00:41:20,011 I actually do. 1060 00:41:20,095 --> 00:41:21,577 I've been slut-shamed. 1061 00:41:21,661 --> 00:41:24,477 Dani, Dani, Daisy, can you help us with service? 1062 00:41:24,561 --> 00:41:26,494 [speaking Portuguese] 1063 00:41:32,961 --> 00:41:34,444 Do you know what it feels like to be, like... 1064 00:41:34,528 --> 00:41:36,711 But I feel like you're directly saying to me... 1065 00:41:36,795 --> 00:41:38,577 Every single one of you. 1066 00:41:38,661 --> 00:41:40,377 You guys are really just making me 1067 00:41:40,461 --> 00:41:41,701 feel uncomfortable on this trip. 1068 00:41:44,208 --> 00:41:45,976 This was such a bad idea, to go with, like, 1069 00:41:46,061 --> 00:41:47,610 eight girls on vacation, 1070 00:41:47,694 --> 00:41:50,610 because I feel like I don't have a single ally here. 1071 00:41:50,694 --> 00:41:51,644 Well, I want you to feel like you have me now. 1072 00:41:51,728 --> 00:41:52,552 That's how I feel. 1073 00:41:52,637 --> 00:41:57,028 Daisy, I know you know how many people is the next charter... 1074 00:42:04,162 --> 00:42:05,795 What the [bleep] like... 1075 00:42:11,728 --> 00:42:13,510 I don't wanna talk to him. I don't wanna talk to anybody. 1076 00:42:13,594 --> 00:42:15,044 I don't wanna be here, I wanna go home. 1077 00:42:15,128 --> 00:42:17,444 I'm just thinking, you don't need this. 1078 00:42:17,528 --> 00:42:18,995 You're way better than this. 1079 00:42:20,095 --> 00:42:21,428 I just don't wanna be here. 1080 00:42:25,494 --> 00:42:26,944 Next, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"... 1081 00:42:27,028 --> 00:42:28,011 Are we gonna have a little cuddle tonight? 1082 00:42:28,095 --> 00:42:29,644 No. 1083 00:42:29,728 --> 00:42:30,944 Something doesn't feel right between Alli and I. 1084 00:42:31,028 --> 00:42:32,162 I really like you, 1085 00:42:40,861 --> 00:42:42,628 ing really? 1086 00:42:45,561 --> 00:42:46,677 Colin can be the pirate. 1087 00:42:46,761 --> 00:42:48,195 JL, JL! 1088 00:42:48,428 --> 00:42:50,011 [shrieking] 1089 00:42:50,095 --> 00:42:51,644 It's only worth it if somebody licks it off. 1090 00:42:51,728 --> 00:42:54,537 - Yes! - Woo! 1091 00:42:54,623 --> 00:42:55,544 You did this. 1092 00:42:55,628 --> 00:42:57,011 Every time I walk in... 1093 00:42:57,095 --> 00:42:58,011 You cause all these problems... 1094 00:42:58,095 --> 00:42:59,410 Every time I walk in the room... 1095 00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:00,338 and you sit there like a victim. 1096 00:43:00,423 --> 00:43:01,744 You said that people are being mean to you 1097 00:43:01,828 --> 00:43:03,111 because you're pretty. 1098 00:43:03,195 --> 00:43:04,560 - You said that. - Yeah, I did say that. 1099 00:43:04,645 --> 00:43:06,744 Where did you buy your mirror, because I'd like to get one. 1100 00:43:06,828 --> 00:43:07,366 Okay. 1101 00:43:07,458 --> 00:43:09,288 Because I'm **** ing ugly, I guess. 73417

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