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I dare you to kiss Dani.

Yeah!

I could definitely make out
with her again, that's for sure.

Were you stoked when it was,
like, a mostly girl crew?

Gary's really fun, but Gary
and Sydney got their thing.

Every time I do something,
she's always there.

Hi.

I don't know if we can
carry on kissing anymore.

I'm not here
to destroy your life.

Okay.

Did a... ing crew
member use this head?

If you don't care
about our department,

we're not gonna give a sh...
About the other departments.

Such a dick.

Our primary charter
guest, Barrie,

and his ex-husband, Tony,
have divorced.

They are still best of
friends and live together

with their five children and
their respective boyfriends.

- What?
- What?

I don't know where
nine people are sleeping.

We'll figure that out.

Oh, my God.

I was thinking that I do
a lot of family-style food.

We will not have buffets.

Can I have a piña colada?

Ooh, I'll have one
of those shandies.

Another vodka and coke.

Will you wash these bowls?

- Right now?
- Yes, please.

You don't think washing dishes
are gonna

weigh a department down,
but it does.

We can't eat like this.

We have to have the
food all together,

so we can all eat
at the same time.

I'm... ed.

Just for future, I don't
want to see my daughter

finished her food,
and then I'm waiting

for 20 minutes and my husband's
waiting for 20 minutes.

- Certainly.
- Please.

Certainly.

Go on, eat it, cause
it's going to go cold.

The main guest, he say
he doesn't want food like that,

he want everybody to
get their food together.

It's impossible,
we can't do that.

I know.

I think they're gonna have
to eat the same thing, then.

- All right, there you go.
- Thank you, my dear.

I'm so hungry.

That's good.

This isn't medium-well.

So, how's it going
with these guys?

- Busy.
- Busy.

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

They all ordered
different things.

Oh, really?

There's a comment about dinner

not coming out all
at the same time.

Yeah.

It would have been nicer,
warmer.

Okay, well, let's think
about it for tomorrow

and see if there's something...

Something we can do to try
and serve them all in one go.

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

You're welcome.

I feel like there's something
about how your home country,

like, American girls
are just boring.

I don't like Brazilian boys.

It's like you're so used to it
and that's what you've grown up

with, it just gets old,
know what I mean?

Something fresh, something new,
something Southern.

So, do you know many Brazilians?

You didn't catch that, oh.

- Oh, I didn't hear, sorry.
- No, you didn't.

I just threw the voice
in there for you.

Aw!

- How you guys doing?
- Good.

I just wanted to check in,
make sure everything was okay.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, everything's good.

Did you enjoy your meal, yeah?

- Yeah.
- Cool.

How about the sailing today?

Amazing.

- Did you guys enjoy it?
- Absolutely fantastic.

Fantastic.
Okay, good.

Well, I hope to do some
more of that again tomorrow.

Wonderful.

What else can we do, then,
while we're with you guys?

What else... well, we also
have sailing dinghies,

we have paddleboards,

we also are gonna do
a little beach picnic tomorrow.

Okay.
Oh, that'd be nice.

Thank you, Captain.

Enjoy the rest of
your meal, thank you.

Thank you so much.

[bleep] me, dude.

Thanks for your help, JL.

It made such a huge difference.

As long as that's what
you guys wanted and needed.

It's pretty normal
on most boats.

Yeah, we always get some help
because we're always so busy.

I'm gonna go start
bringing more stuff down.

Hey, what's up.

Hm?

I've never seen three deck crew
having to help out interior.

Is it possible to get some help?
We have dishes everywhere.

We never get help from
them out on deck,

but as soon as they need help,
it's... ing help me right now.

Oh my God, [bleep] off.

Are you all off to bed?

See you ladies tomorrow.

Yeah, I'm fixing
to go to bed, eh?

Bye.

I think that's it.

I'm worried
they're gonna be up early.

When Sydney wakes up at 2:00.

This dinner's
a little bit depressing.

I eat, like,
a kilo of spinach a week.

If I find something
I like, I'm like, mm.

Like how?

- Mm!
- Okay, yeah.

Really?

If I find a movie I like,
I'll just watch the same movie

over and over and over again.

Me too, [bleep]
I've seen the movies that I like

hundreds of times.

What movies do you like?

"The Hills Have Eyes"
is my favorite.

[bleep] that's so scary.

- Oh, my God.
- It's so good.

- Why are you awake now?
- Yeah, why are you awake now?

I hate nights so much.

Like, I feel like
I'm missing out on things.

- I'm going to bed.
- Okay, sounds good.

This is gonna be
the night.

I have to just sit there,
like, in my feelings,

just, like, you know,
scrubbing teak.

- Night.
- Sleep tight.

That's cool.

[alarm sounds]

Tonight's the drag party.

You're gonna be the star
of the show, dude.

Colin, you can start
taking up whenever you like.

Copy that.

Are you putting me to sleep?

Glenn, Glenn, anchor
is in the pocket.

Copy, thank you.

So, we'll be there
in about 20 minutes.

Cool.

You're okay in
that bunk, sleeping?

Yeah, I'm pretty
excited about that.

Cool.

Morning!

Interior, guests are up.

****ing great.

So, once we pick a place,
we wanna kinda go in

and start
establishing ourselves.

Yeah.

If you see somebody coming,
you know,

just give 'em the stink-eye
an do one of these.

Yeah.

You know, it's like, no, no, no,
private beach, private beach.

And Barrie, would you like to
order some cooked breakfast?

Yes.

Sure.

I don't know how
we're gonna serve

nine breakfasts
at the same time.

Mm.

I am a perfectionist, and last
night's service was a disaster.

I think I was
more hard on myself

because my ego was bruised.

But I didn't train at
the best restaurants

in the world to be taken
down by Barrie.

We've got some pancakes.

They look delicious.

So, Barrie, poached eggs,
bacon, and baked beans,

all by two.

How are you gonna feel when
Scott's actually your stepdad?

He will never be my stepdad,

and I will never
call him my stepdad.

But say me and Scott
got married one day.

What's gonna happen then?

I will never think of him as
my dad, he will never be my dad.

She loves me, really.

In your wildest dreams.

She's just a dickhead at times.

Where's Brent?

Morning.

Let starboard go,
you're in 45 meters.

Copy that.

My handsome boys, how you doing?

- Fine.
- Did you sleep well?

Yeah.

Two shots, yeah.

You can open the swim platform.

Copy.

Anchor is on the bottom.

This is poached eggs and bacon.

What's the sauce?

Hollandaise sauce.

He didn't... well,
he didn't say eggs bennie.

You sure he wants...

Oh. Okay.

Because I don't like
Hollandaise sauce, so I...

Bitch, I don't question
how you make a bed,

Here you go,
your poached eggs and bacon.

Thank you.

I will get you some
cutlery as well now.

Yeah, it's way...

Oh, no, she's gonna have
to take that back.

Excuse me, come and
help me a second.

- Yes, sure.
- Just take that back for me.

Yeah, sure.

I just want the poached eggs.

- Not the sauce?
- Yes.

Yeah, not a problem.

- Thank you, darling.
- That's no problem.

Ugh, I knew she
...ed that up.

Barrie just wants poached egg
and bacon with no sauce.

Just put it there.

Like, seriously,
are you serious?

I've never had poached eggs
without Hollandaise.

It's a really normal thing.

If I wanted sauce,
I'd just say.

Mm, not really.

- Is this one for Barrie?
- Poach egg.

Thank you.

If I can do it, I'm no
professional chef

who's "worked at all the best
restaurants in the world,"

apparently.

- How lovely, thank you.
- You're so welcome.

That is actually
what I ordered.

Mm.

I said poached eggs.

No one ever... ing
listens to me, ever.

Yeah.

I'm the one who knows
what's going on.

Yeah, yeah.

Ugh, I'm just... I'm just venting,
I'm just tired now.

Set everything up,
just so we're ready.

- That's okay.
- It's okay.

JL's doing some work, must be
because of the bunk switch.

How many more
smaller tables are there?

That's it.

It looks like a little sleep
makes all the difference.

We got umbrellas, chairs.

- Is that nine?
- Five and four, mm-hmm.

They're sitting there
with, like, dirty plates.

What's going on?

Just to let you
know, there was a bit of

a [bleep] up with breakfast.

What happened?

You want me to see if
I could help you clear

some of the plates?

Yeah, that would be
amazing, thank you.

So, they wanted poached eggs,

but to Natasha, poached eggs
means eggs Benedict.

So, I brought it out, but
obviously he didn't want that.

- He wanted poached eggs.
- Gotcha.

I'm just letting captain
know about the [bleep] up

with the eggs Benedict.

What was the problem?
There was no problem with me.

I'm just letting everyone
know, in case...

Yeah, there's no problem.

In case he mentions.

Yeah, no, that's
no problem at all.

Daisy is such a bitch.

Running to Glenn about
Hollandaise sauce?

Are you... ing serious?

If you're this bored...

You just wanna kiss Glenn's ass.
I see who you are.

Coming up...

I know there's something
wrong with the boat.

This charter cannot operate
without a tender.

This is a big [bleep] up.

They're stuck on
the beach like this.

What's Captain Glenn's mobile?
I'm gonna text him.

Here come the dishes.

For nine people.

- Morning.
- Good morning!

- Did everyone sleep well?
- Amazing, thank you.

Fantastic.

We were just discussing
plans for today,

and we thought, like,
go swimming and then have lunch.

Yeah.

We're gonna get some sailing in.

Brilliant.

Does that sound
like a plan, then?

Yeah.

All these guys are on the beach,

so we need to be
careful of them, eh?

[bleep] there's
a whole family, yeah?

Hey, guys, are you gonna
be here for a while?

Oh, okay, okay, then no worries.

Regarding lunch, I think
it's better on the boat,

but if you want it on the beach,
that is completely fine as well.

After that crap
she sent me this morning,

I wanna make her job harder and
send it to the... ing beach.

I told you we should have
brought our own chef with us.

Make her do the... ing
seashell on the beach.

I think lunch is nicer
on the boat,

only because it's fresher and
you have a full range of drinks.

We haven't even been
able to pull off

a smooth service on the boat,

let alone trying
to do one off the boat.

You want, like, a sushi platter?

- Yes.
- Okay.

Sashimi and nigiri, with just
like, a bowl of rice.

- Yeah.
- And some...

Chicken, because
I'm not eating sushi.

We don't want any sauces
other than the teriyaki.

Okay, whatever.

Okay, and 1:30 lunch.

Thank you so much.

Perfect, you're welcome.

If she [bleep]s this one up,

then I'm actually gonna go down

and... ing cook
the next meal meself.

[laughs]

Gary, Gary, Daisy, the guests
will be going to the beach,

but they will be
having lunch on board.

Yeah, copy.

A little bit of an update,

we're not gonna have
lunch on the beach.

Just make it look
as inviting as possible.

Okay, I'll see you in a bit.

Yeah.

Who's coming for a swim, then?

The ladder's in, you guys
are ready to go swimming.

- How deep is it?
- About 40 meters.

That's more than enough
room for whales.

- You're worried about whales?
- Yeah.

Just forget about Moby Dick,
that was just all fiction.

Shark!

For lunch, it's at 1:30,
on the boat.

They want salmon nigiri
and sashimi.

They also want teriyaki chicken,
but no sauces,

because I think
they're traumatized

over the Hollandaise.

Yeah, but, like...

I don't know why...

Can you write that down, please?

Yeah, of course.

And if you need help,
let me know.

[bleep]

Are you gonna swim to the beach?

Well, I'll follow you
in the tender,

so if you do wanna come
jump on the boat...

It's a race, and it's for a
pair of Louis Vuitton shoes.

On your marks, get set, go!

Come on!

Saffron, Louis Vuitton shoes!

Woo-hoo!

It's that way!

Ah, you bitches,
what are you like?

See, I can tell
youse two are not my kids.

My kids would do anything for
a pair of Louis Vuitton shoes.

I don't know what to think.
I'm speechless, to be honest.

We don't like losers
in this family, come on!

And I'm not often speechless,

but that's a bit
...ing overboard.

Push yourselves!

If the three of you
get to the shore,

I'll buy the three
of you a pair.

Aspen, you did it!

Woo-hoo!

You need me to hold anything?

- You can hold me.
- Okay.

The old, fat one can't move
as good

as the skinny ones... thank you.

- Of course.
- This is so nice.

Oh, yay, they're off the boat.

They are so much funny.

- Free!
- So much fun.

Ta-da!

You've got a big lunch
ahead of you, eh?

****ing hell.

Here, fishy, fishy, fishy.

What time are we doing dinner?

We were aiming for 8:00.

I've asked for colorful wigs,

and I think the boys
can wear our clothes,

the girls will just
wear wigs and heavy makeup.

Yeah.

Okay, you can go on your break.

Okay.

You guys want some waters?

Do you know what,
could you just ask the chef

if she could just make some
very plain sandwiches,

just so that
we can have a snack,

and then tell her to push
the actual lunch to about 2:30.

And would you like some
drinks or anything like that?

Yeah, some vodka, some coke.

Okay, well, we'll get everything
for cocktails, et cetera.

Brilliant, thank you
so much, guys.

Captain Glenn, Glenn, Gary.

Go ahead, Gary.

These guys are asking Cheffie
if she can

make some light sandwiches,
and then move lunch to 2:30,

and then they'd also all
like cocktails on the beach.

So, I'll come pick up
the girls now for that.

What the [bleep]?

****ing assholes.

I knew they were gonna
do something like this.

They're just trying
to be difficult now.

Just let them know I'll be,
like, 10 minutes,

because I'll wait for
the sandwiches, et cetera.

Okay.

- Okay, go and...
- Neutral.

Okay, back it, reverse...

I'm hoping it's in reverse.

Clutch engaged?

Reverse.

Seems like it's working now.

Watch, it's gonna work
the whole time.

[gears grinding]

See?

Just engaged... oh.

Oh, you know.

For some reason,
the bucket on the jet

is not coming down
to put it into reverse.

Because what happens
is the water shoots

around the bucket and
pushes the water forward...

And I can hear the clutch
clicking in and out of gear.

Can you have a quick
look at the tender?

There's something going on.

[gears grinding]

Dani, maybe if you just help me

get some
drink coolers together.

Yeah, copy that.

It's engaging the clutch
without doing anything.

Do you hear that,
now I'm in clutch.

You see, I didn't
touch anything.

So, who's your favorite
crew member so far?

- Oh, oh, Daddy Long-Legs.
- See him right there.

He's right there.

Yeah.

[bleep] look at all
that oil in there, bro.

Holy sh...

Holy sh..., yeah.

There we go,
that's the problem.

The tender's burst
a hydraulic line,

so oil is everywhere
inside the tender.

[bleep]

[bleep] indeed.

Let's dump all the oil.

I thought that might
be the problem.

There's no transmission fluid
in there or something like that.

Oh, oh, oh.

I tell you what,
though,

these sandwiches
are taking a long time.

I actually feel
like I'm wasting away.

Um...

I'm actually getting
worried about complaining

any more to the chef, because
you know what they say...

You complain about
the chef's cooking,

she's gonna spit in it
when you're not looking.

And you think one
of those hoses snapped?

I don't know how else
it hits up here.

Oh, yeah, look at that.

I know there's a lot of me
to waste away,

but for [bleep]'s sake,
this is getting bad now.

We're in serious trouble.

This charter cannot
operate without a tender.

It's a big [bleep] up

that they're stuck
on the beach like this.

Tie the boat up and run
an extension lead for me.

We need to figure out
a solution ASAP.

Oh, come on, Gary, oh, my God.

It's got a hole in it right
there, you see that?

Oh, yeah.

The sandwiches are ready.

- Colin?
- Yeah?

Can we go now in
the tender...

No, there's a problem
with the tender.

- Just hang on for a minute.
- Okay.

Yeah, get everything ready.

What else could go wrong?

I'm gonna work on
that other tender,

because this is obviously
not gonna get going.

He said we had to cut
the last charter early,

we lost the last guests.

Yeah, we left the last
ones in an alcove...

- Yeah.
- ...somewhere in Croatia.

Bruno?

Hi, Captain Glenn.

I have a little bit of
an issue with my tender.

Can you have a look around,
talk to your contacts,

and see if you've got a tender,

you know, maybe
five, six meters,

that I could rent?

Thanks, Bruno.
Jesus.

What's Captain Glenn's mobile?
I'm gonna text him.

You and Captain Glenn
are gonna get dragged up,

then, are you, tonight?

I don't know, I guess we'll see.

I think I...

I reckon you'll look
amazing in fishnets.

If that's what you guys want.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Where the [bleep] is Gary?

Jesus.

Natasha, let's do this.

We've got sandwiches ready,
cooler ready, and

we can bring a flask, daiquiris
are ready, everything's ready.

They're working to get a tender

here hopefully within,
like, a half an hour.

Oh [bleep].

Could we...
So, I'm gonna let...

If that's not possible, can we
paddleboard over some drinks?

That's not a bad idea.

Why don't you start setting
that up as an option?

Yeah.

- Gary, Glenn.
- Yeah, Glenn, go ahead.

How do you feel about ferrying
some frozen umbrella drinks

and sandwiches to the beach
on a paddleboard?

Oh, wow, this
should be interesting.

Yeah, I can do that.

Oh [bleep].

- Are you on?
- Yeah, I...

Can you go and check
with these guys?

Yeah.

Let's make sure we get at
least one paddleboard ready.

Yeah, I can do that.

So, I have a little update.

The tender is actually
malfunctioning right now,

but the sandwiches are ready,

the drinks are ready,
and I believe that

they're gonna actually bring
them to you by paddleboard.

Okay.

So, they're gonna
come paddleboard them in

for you guys.

I thought she'd gone
to slaughter a cow

or summat and
get the beef herself.

These are sandwiches,
you've got napkins,

you've got a bottle opener...

You put the sandwiches on
the back one, yeah.

Gary, Gary, Jean-Luc.

Yeah, mate, go ahead.

Are those sandwiches
and drinks on the way?

Thanks, Sydney,
we love you, Sydney.

All right.

See you on the other side.

I feel like someone's gonna
jump out of the bushes

in a minute and go
ha, ha, ha, joke.

Yes, that's a roger,

we've got Sydney coming
on the paddleboard.

You should see her coming by.

All right, copy that.

Of course they're getting
irritated, aren't they?

Yeah, of course they are.

Sydney is actually
paddling her way here now

with your drinks and
sandwiches as we speak.

- Ah.
- Oh!

- Have we met that one yet?
- I believe so, yeah.

She's the shorter one,
really pretty.

Oh, really pretty.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

When you say "really pretty,"
is it a personal assessment?

Who would you say
was the prettiest?

For me, I'd have to say Dani.

Point her out to
me when she comes,

so I can see which
one she looks like.

Let's give her a round of
applause when she gets here.

- Come on, Sydney!
- Come on, Sydney!

- Woohoo!
- Woohoo!

Come on, Sydney!

Woohoo!

I can hear them all cheering,
so at least they're happy.

For two seconds.

Yeah.

All right, guys,
everyone wants a sandwich?

Yeah.

Thank you so much.

I think I need to teach her how
to make a... ing sandwich.

Oh, my gosh, holy moly.

- Oh, please.
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Gary, I think this might
be our tender coming now.

Thank God we got
the backup tender.

The last thing I wanted to do
was paddle... ing

nine guests back to the boat.

Mm, frantic... yes, it
would be like that.

Hey, Glenn, check this out:

That hose down there
looks like it's... ed.

I can either pull these
bad ones off

and we just send them in
and try and get new ones.

Yeah, all the ones that you
wanna change, pull them off.

Gary, Gary, Sydney, the guests
are ready to head out.

Yeah, the tender's
ready to go now.

Copy that.

All right, they're
sending the tender over now

to collect you all.

- Yay!
- Oh, good.

Have they got it working?

We had a backup one come in.

Because people are gonna be
swimming and stuff back here,

I might pull you alongside.

Are you okay if we do
it over... from the ladder?

No, no, I'm fine,
[bleep] it.

Yeah, so it's not
a... ing eyesore.

Boys, we're gonna be going soon,

if Dave actually
gets his boat going.

Is it Dave?

No, Gary, even.

[bleep]

The problem is that
...ing [bleep] tender

is... ing scratching the new
...ing paint job.

[bleep]

Angry Glenn is... ing crazy.

What a... ing nightmare.

**** ing bullsh...

I got a brand-new paint job
with this piece of fiberglass

rubbing along it, and
I'm, like, oh [bleep] me.

What else can go wrong?

Hopefully it didn't put a
big... ing scratch in it.

So... ing over it, though.

I can do it.

Gary, don't [bleep] this boat.

Start setting up for lunch.

If you wanna do the bowline,
I'll grab the stern line.

Yep.

He's pushing, he's pushing!

Careful, careful, careful.

I really wanna give them,
like, really good sushi,

because they're so needy.

It's not just sushi,
it's... ing important sushi.

They're eating at 2:30, yeah?

Yeah.

I'm trying to just impress
them with one... ing thing.

We have no more platters at all?

That's all we have.

- Hey, hey.
- Welcome back.

He was railing on you, bru.

[bleep] yeah, he was.

Oh, my Lord.

Ed this one up.

It just gets easier
and easier, doesn't it?

Oh, pretty.

- Love it.
- Nice.

Can I get anyone anything?

Ooh, yes, please.

I've got piña coladas ready, if
anyone would like a piña colada.

- Yeah.
- Okay, perfect.

- Oh, that's a nice table.
- I love the petals.

Come on, sit down
and have a drink.

Get that slim butt in there.

Oh, well, I think I've got
high expectations of this meal.

[bleep]

They just ate sandwiches,

and now the guests are already
sitting down to lunch.

Are you... ing kidding me?

- What time is it?
- 1:59.

- What time are we having lunch?
- 2:30.

Do you think we can ask them
if we can get it earlier, then?

Yeah.

If they were gonna do it at
12:00, I don't see why...

Well, I'm sorry, the chef
said she's worked

in so many five-star restaurants
all over the world.

If she can't rustle up
something for nine people

on the dinner table...

[bleep] sake.

I'm gonna let Natasha know,

I'm gonna go get water.

And lunch... they told you
lunch at 2:30.

JL said lunch
at 2:30 for the beach.

Okay.

What, are they...
Has that changed?

They've... they're sat down
at the table.

I'm gonna... ing throw
myself overboard.

****ing shoot me now.

For [bleep]'s sake.

Just double-checking, we got
communicated 2:30 for lunch.

Would you like it now?
We can start bringing it.

Um, yes.

- Yeah? Okay.
- That would be wonderful.

She's not quite ready,
so it will be...

She'll continually
bringing it out.

Okay.

But yeah, we can do it now.

There she is.

What happened?

The... ing hoses broke.

Oh, my God, drama.

Yeah, I know, trouble
in the jungle.

Sh..., I was
just sitting around here,

all safe and sound.

Yeah, I know,
you've just been chilling.

Well, it's good to see
you smiling again.

You looked a little bit
upset earlier on.

Yeah, well, I'm still
upset about my Pa.

Yeah, no, I can imagine.

Maybe I should just not look
at my phone till...

For a while, I know.

...bedtime each day.

Yeah, and then you cry yourself
to sleep every night, no.

I know, I got a
little teary last night.

You need one of those
when you go to bed.

[chuckles]

- I'm gonna go have some lunch.
- Next time.

Next time.

Thank you.

I'm sorry, what is your name?

- Dani.
- Oh.

Dani, yeah.

That's actually
really interesting.

- I'm so glad you're here.
- Oh, God.

What I wanna know is, out of
all of the gorgeous people

on the boat, if you had
to repopulate the Earth

in an apocalypse, who would
you be more attracted to?

Oh, my God.

It's either guests
who don't wanna have nothing

to do with the crew,
just you serve them,

or guests that are
like Barrie and be,

like, so, what's going on.

I'm only saying this
because your name

actually came up from
one of the other guys.

You can play along.

Just always have the stew face.

So, who would you pick?
Who would your pick be?

JL.

Oh!

I'm gonna go get
some more water.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

You know what this is,
don't you?

- What is it?
- The Love Boat!

#Embarrassed

Oh, we're putting
the hot dog in, huh?

Yeah, just in case.

- Hot-diggity-dog.
- Hot dog!

Can you bring a pineapple
head for me?

Look for the nice ones.

Okay, they're all sat down.

What?

So, and they know, I told them...

- No, we can go.
- 2:30.

Yeah, but I'm just saying,
you don't have to, like...

Hey, guys, wanna
do some water toys?

We've got a sausage, we can
have that out for you.

Nah.

If I got on it and I fall off,
I'm going to end up sinking.

- Brent?
- I might just drink.

You're not going in the water?

Uh-uh.

Of course, yeah.

Yeah, well, enjoy
your lunch, guys.

I'm ready for bed.

Oh, my God.

Is this everything
and just the sushi rice?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Gracias.

Ooh, I like that.

Deck crew, deck crew, can I
get a hand in the laz, please?

On my way.

Okay, that was delicious.

- That's amazing.
- That is good.

You wanna ask them?

- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

- Come and take a seat.
- The sushi's delicious.

I'm happy you're enjoying it.

Well, I didn't say we were
enjoying it, but I did say...

Oh, my gosh!

But it is quite nice.

Oh, my Lord.

I hear you want
to talk about dinner.

Yes, what are we having?

- Caprese salad burrata.
- Okay.

And main course is lobster.

Oh, nice.

I'll have chicken tenders,
with some fries.

That'll do me.

Are you... ing serious?

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Sydney, you can go down
for a couple of hours.

Thanks, Gary.

Come on, let's go.

We're gonna have
to get a couple hoses

made for that tender,
but I don't think

it's gonna happen
for a day or two.

Right.
So we're gonna keep...

So, we've got that other tender.

Until we can get
the hoses sorted,

I think we'll just
have to tow two tenders.

There's too many things
going wrong at once.

We have to turn it around.

I wanna see my department
heads take it up a notch.

If they can't work together,
I've got problems.

- Oh, chin-chin.
- Chin-chin.

Thanks.

You're welcome, thank you.

I had summat I wanted
to tell you both.

I was planning tomorrow
to just get Scott on his own

and ask him to marry me.

- No!
- Mm!

Ooh!

I think just because I
was gonna do it tonight,

but I thought if we're gonna do,
like, a drag thing,

I didn't want me other persona

coming out when
I'm asking somebody to marry me.

So, I thought I'd wait and...

- That's so nice.
- It's really nice.

Do you not think
it's a little bit weird,

me asking somebody else
to marry me on your birthday?

No, it's actually poetic,
in a way.

Hopefully he'll say yes.

Are you guys ready
if we start sailing shortly?

I am, yes.

You... oh, you're ready
in your seat.

Hoist the sails.

We going sailing!

We're gonna go sailing, so I'm
gonna give you plastic glasses.

Absolutely.

Maybe just pass the chas.

I don't wanna risk losing it.

Let's go, yeah.
Just there.

Four shots at the water line,
four shots.

I'm just gonna go check
my emails for 10 minutes.

Clean and clear,
bringing it home.

All crew, all crew, we're gonna
start getting sails up,

we're gonna start
getting sails up.

Do you want me to check
where the guests are?

Barrie's already told us
he wants to sail now.

Let's get underway.

Once we get going,
I'm sure they'll come up.

We're going on main.

Good. Sheet in, a bit more.

How many wraps?

Three, two, hold.

That's main engine off.

Let's bear away.

Let's go sailing.

Yeah, the wind's
come around a lot.

I think all the guests
are just in their cabins.

Are they?

Do you want see yourselves
on the video?

Louis Vuitton shoes!

Come on!

- No, you did not.
- Look at that!

You're a quarter
of the way, you idiot.

This may sound strange, but I
feel like the boat's moving.

Coming up...

Hey, guys,
do you wanna get ready?

Because the sooner you do it,
the sooner you can finish.

We gotta pack away
this catamaran.

Can't the night person
do the catamaran?

Bullsh...

Did I just blow your excuse?

- Just move it over.
- I can go like this?

Oh, yeah, do that, yeah.

It's pretty sweet, man,
sailing into the sunset.

- Stop it, now!
- There's me!

No, no, I've got to come in,
I can't do it.

Okay, I'm gonna start
putting sails away.

I'll be on standby.

We're gonna drop that main
and mizzen at the same time.

Roger.

What would you like for the
starters, the small ones?

A small one.

And for the main?

You could bring up anything.

- Yeah?
- Okay.

- One meter to stop?
- One meter to stop, yeah.

So I've still got three meters
to the bottom of the track?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Yeah, that's good.

So romantic.

It's nice, huh?

So, when the guests told you to
pick somebody, who did you pick?

Hm?

When the guests told you to pick
somebody, who did you pick?

You. Of course I did.
I wasn't gonna lie about that.

You want these as placemats?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

I reckon, because,
like, glittery.

Oh, yeah, but just as a joke.

But then, I mean...

Meh.

- Maybe?
- Meh.

Maybe.

Maybe you could just make out.

I'm only 5'3".

The tallest guy I dated
was six feet.

JL has nine inches on that.

I literally don't know how
this is gonna work, you know?

Well, it doesn't matter
once you're laying down.

- Gary.
- Daisy.

So, tonight, we're gonna do,
like, a drag show.

I would love it
if you boys dressed up.

No, come on.

Just... you don't have to,
like, go full.

It's just, like, put something
on, put a bit of makeup on.

Mm-mmm.
Mm, mm, mm-mmm.

We're still gonna have to
set up the NautiBuoys,

take all of that sh... out.

So you can aim for dessert.

We'll see.

Okay, Colin, we're gonna
go to four for starters.

Wish I had a hair band.

You know you're one of the
ugliest women I've ever seen.

I've got a constant long stay
on the bow here.

Okay, mate, I'm outta gear,
I'm gonna shut down.

I say one thing: You can
definitely leave that on tonight

when we come back to the room.

We gotta figure a better way
to get 'em hoiked together.

Every time we pick it up,
it seems to bind.

- Yeah.
- It's, like, too tight this way,

and it just needs to be
a little bit longer.

Well, let's just think
about this.

Because if I make straps like
I did for the bridle

and it's that length
from this eye

with an eye cow-hitched
around to there,

with a clip,
and back onto that.

Yeah, I can't really
visualize that exactly,

but it sounds like a good idea.

I got everything
except for the part after,

"Okay, listen closely."

[laughing]

I'll do the winch.

Yeah, so...

You guys do all that fun stuff.

You can start turn-downs.

- Yeah.
- Okay, cool, thank you.

Okay, I'm gonna push up,
and then you can release.

- Okay.
- Yeah, go for it.

I love your little get-up!

So, introduce yourself to me.

- Anita Fix.
- Benny Swallows.

Britney's bitch.

The way they're speaking,
is that like me

speaking like this... hello.

Yeah.

Is it weird that even
when Scott is dressed

like a girl I still think
he's really, really hot?

Scott is hot.

Smile, everybody!

Say, "Parsifal."

Parsifal!

Say what?

Parsifal, what
the [bleep] is that?

- It's the boat's name.
- Oh!

Are we sitting down?

- Yes.
- Yeah.

So, for the starter
I'm doing a Caprese salad,

and I'm doing it with burrata.

It's the most orgasmic cheese
you can think about.

Do you want me
to wipe the plates or...

Yes, I do.

- Careful of your back, dude.
- Ah!

I like to bend the back
and keep the legs straight.

[laughs]

I'm pretty sure that's how
you're meant to do it, isn't it?

Okay, Alli, ready to go?

- Take the two little boys.
- Okay.

- It's all off?
- All the way off.

- Thank you.
- There you go.

Sorry, what... what is this again?

Burrata.

It smells horrible.

- You've never had it?
- No.

Mm-hmm.

Hey, guys,
do you wanna get ready?

Because the sooner you do it,

the sooner you can finish

and then someone
can help me clean up.

Yay!

We gotta go pack
away this catamaran.

Can't the night person
do the catamaran?

Mm, I guess so, yeah.

Did I just blow your excuse?

Seriously, are you
...ing kidding me?

Dude, you've got
everyone else fooled,

but I personally see through it.

I hate it.

Are we doing, like,
a catwalk out, then walk back?

Yeah, just do a little dance,
let them be, like, "Oh, my God."

Do you have stockings for me?

I'm just thinking
stockings and Speedo.

I haven't worn stockings since,
like, 1990 or something.

- Okay, yeah.
- Come on, boys.

Daisy, could we have some
fries with this as well?

Yeah, sure.

Be perfect with fries.

Jasper, would you mind if
I had a tender, please?

Because I can't eat this.

They're asking for some fries.

[bleep].

What the [bleep].

They are trying
to [bleep] with me.

What did you think
of the cheese?

It's the weirdest
taste I've ever had.

I'm not a cheesy person.

I'm trying to please Barrie,

after all of this,
...ing French fries.

I was kind of expecting
her to come out with each dish

and tell me about it.

- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?

Natasha, we're about to clear.

Oh sh...

Yeah.

I was kind of expecting her
to come out with each dish.

I'm going to go down there,
take my wig off,

and kick her ass
if this lobster isn't good.

No fries?

Are you making... oh, God.

She's embarrassed, I bet.
That's why she didn't come out.

Are you ready to go now?

Mm-hmm.

Holy sh...

Here we go.

- Thank you.
- There you go.

We've got fries with
this as well, haven't we?

- Yes.
- Sh...

- Dani, Dani, Daisy.
- Go ahead.

Would you mind when
you have a second

coming up here to help
the boys get ready?

Did you want baked potato?

- Yeah.
- Yes?

I'm still waiting on the fries.

They're on the way, yeah.

- I know, I just bit into one.
- Yeah, same.

Where the [bleep] did
I put my glasses?

I remember I took them off now,
when we're doing this.

Where have they gone?

Would they stop running away?

Get a... ing leash on them.

[farts]

I'm sorry, they're... ed off.

[laughing]

Keep going down,
I'll call you again.

- I'm sorry, they were there...
- Okay. That's all right.

And they ran away.

Put a smile on
their faces, boys.

I want more lobster.

I'm used to having
three pounds of king crab,

and I eat it all myself.

- So, I need...
- Sure.

You know what I mean?

Watch their eyes light up
when you walk out.

Oh, my God.

- Oh, wow.
- Thank you.

You're welcome.

Fries, that's what I need.

The alcohol's kicking in.

How the [bleep] do you
wear this sh...?

I don't even know if
this is gonna fit you.

Put that over your head, and
then get your arms in these.

People tell me
I've got a nice ass,

so I might as well strut it.

[laughing]

Oh, my God.

Okay, last course,
let's do this.

Oh, my God.

Yes, JL, shut up and just do it.

You've got me so... ing
stressed out.

Half an hour I was, like,
okay, can you get ready?

I feel sexy as [bleep].

- Here, here, here.
- Gorgeous!

- Daisy?
- Yeah.

Sorry, can we have some
more beer as well?

Absolutely.

I think we should go
find Daddy Long-Legs,

get him to get
himself made up.

- Boys, is it for dessert?
- ****ing white trash.

Okay, I'm not going first... JL?

- I'm going first.
- I'm not going first.

Okay [bleep] it... well,
wait, wait, wait, cheffie.

Oh sh...!

Woohoo!

All three of youse gotta dance!

Woo!

Yeah!

Fabulous!

- JL!
- Sh...!

Hey!

Woo!

Thank you!

Gary actually showed his ass.

Brilliant, I didn't expect that.

No, I really wasn't
expecting that.

I really didn't expect that,
that was really good.

They did a good job
of surprising me.

Okay, thanks, Daisy.

Jean-Luc... the size of him.

I'm glad Gary's finally
showing effort,

but I am a bit sick
of repeating myself.

We should be striving
to give the best experience,

no matter what the situation is.

Oh, my God.

You guys were awesome.

That was actually brilliant.

If everyone just did their part,

I wouldn't have to
come across as such a bitch,

and I wouldn't have
to be such a mom.

It's getting pretty old,
pretty fast.

I'm glad you guys
got a kick out of it.

I know, at least
they get the last laugh.

Yeah.

Next, on "Below Deck
Sailing Yacht"...

Tonight will be
a night to remember.

Don't you think it would be
the craziest feeling to wake up

and know that you're gonna
propose to someone?

I would be, like, in pieces.

Are we doing
the chocolate fondant?

No, it would just be,
like, too much.

That's the whole point,
I wanted, like, a big...

You have to melt all
the chocolate first.

I am so incredibly angry.

I don't know.

If you can see glasses
need to be put away,

jump in there instead of me
being chief bitch, as per usual.

- We're all busy outside, like...
- No, that's...

- When do we stop?
- [bleep]

When do we have a break?

Cheers.

- Oh, my God!
- Ah!

Who's gonna be the one
that calls it to go to bed?

- Get the [bleep] out!
- Sorry!

It's a battle between
the three of us!

Take your... ing pants off!

[bleep] off!
[mutters]

Woo!