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If you're living your truth,
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then you're a part
of the revolution.
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You're a part of the evolution.
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We know that visibility
isn't justice.
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But visibility can be the key
that unlocks it all, y'all.
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Okay?
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I want to thank you all
for living in your truth today,
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for saying,
"Fuck this rain bullshit..."
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and being here for each other.
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I mean, y'all are
makin' me wet, okay?
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Ba-doop-boop-ba-doop.
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And I wanna thank
our LGBTQ+ allies.
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Yes! I see you. We see you.
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- You okay, darling?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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Live your truth.
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You have nothing to hide.
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That's right.
That's right. Yeah!
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So, you know what? Hiding
is, like, so five years ago.
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Hiding... isn't
the key to anything.
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Hiding, uh, hiding...
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hiding... takes away
the bright light that you are.
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So, fuck that shade and shine!
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Shine! Yes!
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Yes, Queen! Give us that beat!
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Give us that beat!
Yeah, woo, woo!
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♪ This shit is my jam ♪
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- ♪ This shit is my jam ♪
- Come on, y'all! Yeah!
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Yes! Yes!
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♪ This shit is my jam ♪
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♪ This shit is my jam ♪
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♪ This shit is my jam ♪
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Oh, shit. I gotta go. Thank you.
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Hey! I got us iced coffees.
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Uh, yeah, I saw you leaving.
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- Are you wanted by the law or something?
- No.
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What was that Looney Tunes exit?
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Yosemite Sam chasing
you down or some shit?
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- No.
- Okay.
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I saw my son, and I didn't want
him to see me here with you.
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He doesn't know about me?
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He doesn't know about me,
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or you, or, or me with you.
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He doesn't know you're in
an open marriage?
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You are in an open marriage,
aren't you?
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I wasn't till you.
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Are-are you fucking kidding me?
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I never said I was in
an open marriage.
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You never said you weren't.
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I mean, you get out of my
bed, and go home to a husband.
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That's... That's
an open marriage.
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We, we probably should've
discussed this before now.
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Y-Ya think?
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I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm on stage
telling people not to hide...
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as I watch you, the person I've been
fucking for the last three weeks,
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pretty much nonstop
skulking away.
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I, I, I know, but...
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our times together
are so special,
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and I didn't want to
bring up something,
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- something...
- Something like the truth?
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- No.
- Jesus Christ, Miranda.
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Why did you even put yourself out
there if you're not available?
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It's not fair... to not
bring this up until now.
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You knew all this was new to me.
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New to being queer is one thing,
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married and lying
is another. Shit.
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I, I,
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This all happened so fast.
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I wasn't expecting you.
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- Mm.
- I've been married for forever,
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and I, and I,
and I didn't want to...
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I mean, it's complicated.
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No, I'm sure it is... for you.
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But it's not for me.
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'Cause I can't let it be.
I'm very clear who I am.
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I don't sneak around,
I don't cheat, and I don't lie.
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I'm a lot of things...
but I'm not a homewrecker.
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- My home's wrecked already.
- Thank you for the coffee.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah, yeah.
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I can't do this with you,
no matter how much I want to.
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- Wait, no, no. That's it?
- Yeah, it is until you figure out your life.
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I...
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- Che, can I get a selfie with you?
- Hey!
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
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Fan: Thank you! We love
you, thank you so much!
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Enter at your own risk.
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Oh my god. It's like the
Barneys warehouse sale.
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Oh, you remember the
Barneys warehouse sale?
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Remember it?
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I used to get my assistant
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to camp out on 17th Street
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so I'd be the first one in.
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- That was quite a scene.
- Oh, don't I know it, sister.
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I almost got into a
knife fight with a woman
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- over a Bottega cashmere wrap coat.
- That was you?
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I bet you'd cut a bitch
for some cashmere.
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And you'd be right.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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You asked me where
I've been all week?
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This is where I've been,
in my 20s, 30s, and 40s.
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And that's just on that rack.
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Oh...
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- Do you want to see something amazing?
- Always.
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I don't wanna brag...
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but it is my pride and joy.
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That's quite a build-up.
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- I'm not worried.
- Hm!
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No.
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- No.
- Yes.
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- No!
- Yes.
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Okay.
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What the fuck am I looking at?
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Versace.
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I've only worn her twice,
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once in Paris, and
once here just for fun.
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I sat at that window,
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and ate a whole thing
of Jiffy Pop.
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Fabulous. What're you
gonna do with it now?
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- I mean, besides leave it to me in your will.
- Ha, ha.
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Charlotte's daughter, Lily,
has been here all week
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helping me archive everything,
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you know, for proper storage
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in exchange for some of my...
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vintage pieces, which, sadly, were
not vintage when I bought them.
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Oh, no, you, you
can't smoke in here.
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But... I feel like
I just had sex.
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I know, I'm sorry, but I,
I smoked in here one night,
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and then, everything
smelled like a cigarette,
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and I was right back there
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wanting to smoke morning, noon,
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and while I was sleeping.
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I swear this is true.
I woke up one morning
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with a lit cigarette in my hand.
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Exactly, so now, I allow myself
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one a day in a walk
around the block
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with, like, three
kerchiefs on my head,
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and Playtex kitchen gloves.
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I just can't risk
having that smell,
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you know, in my hair, and...
on my hand going, "Eew."
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- That's a good look.
- No, I'm sure I look insane,
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but I'll sit on
the stoop with you...
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if my new neighbor's
not out there again.
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And, um, we're in line,
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and then eventually he
looks at me, and he's like,
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- "No..."
- Nope.
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Girlfriend likes her some stoop.
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She's so cool.
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Always very, you know,
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one shoulder naked
with a gorgeous
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rope jewelry, somethin'
special around her neck.
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Well, what the fuck
does Ashley know?
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- She's fuckin' crazy.
- She's not crazy.
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- You just don't know her.
- Mmm.
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- The guy's sexy.
- They always are.
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What I wanna know
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is how can she afford the good
apartment under me at her age?
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- Russian hooker.
- Why would you say that?
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- It's a common scenario in high-end real estate.
- Hmm.
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Didn't know that.
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So, they bumped me
up to first-class,
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and I was like, I don't care
that we just landed, dude,
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I'm not gettin' off this plane.
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"Air Marshal to first-class,
we have a hostile hipster."
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Hipster? Hipster?
Fuck you, dude.
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What, no one has a name?
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- Everyone's just dude?
- Yeah, that's right, dude.
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Okay.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, it's Carrie.
Sorry, did I wake you?
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Nah, yeah, I'm awake, I'm awake.
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You sound like you're sleeping.
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Nah, I'm just scared.
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The only person to call my
phone to talk is my grandma.
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And she died, like,
five years ago, so...
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I have a very serious question,
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and you're the only person
I know who would be up at 2:30.
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Yeah, we just ate.
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My girlfriend Smoke's
on a design deadline
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and she's sewin' like a mutha.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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You have a girlfriend?
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And her name is Smoke?
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And she's a designer?
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Yeah, I have a whole life.
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Well, I hope
to meet her sometime.
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Can do. So... what's the buzz?
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Is there like a cool way
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to ask my new neighbor
to please stop making
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so much noise
outside on the stoop?
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Do you own a licensed firearm?
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- No, I do not.
- Then, no. Lay low.
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The last building I lived in...
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the lady yelled out the
window for us to be quiet.
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And from then on, we called her
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the Wicked Witch
of the West Side.
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She was only, like, 30.
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Well, I... I wasn't
planning on yelling,
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but there's, like,
a whole group now,
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and they're keeping me up.
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Dude, just close your window.
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I did that, but one girl
has a laugh that...
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defies any sound barrier.
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Oh, wait!
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There, hold on.
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- Did you hear it?
- Yeah, I did.
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You want me to come
over with my gun?
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Jackie, you better
not have a gun.
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I don't. It's just a bit!
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I'll bring you the gun tomorrow.
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Okay, good night.
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Exactly. And I was like,
"Yeah, I can move out.
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I can move out as soon as you want.
How's never?!"
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WoYou are so funny! Stop!
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Seriously? Stop!
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No, you stop!
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Swear to god. Swear to god.
She goes like,
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"What!" I'm like, if I gotta...
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Come on!
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- Sorry, ma'am.
- Jesus.
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Ma'am.
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Hey... thought you said you
were going out for your run.
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And I thought you said
you were gonna start
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wearing this Oura ring today,
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and yet, it is still in the box.
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I feel silly wearing
a fitness ring, babe.
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Well, maybe, you
haven't noticed,
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but men your age are suddenly
developing heart problems.
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- Is this about that baked brie I ordered last week?
- Yes.
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And also, the Hershey Kisses
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that I found in the
shoebox in the closet.
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- Busted.
- Mm-hm.
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So, I splurge once in a while.
What's the big deal?
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I'm at my fightin' weight, babe.
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If you die on me,
I will kill you.
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Now, this is all synced up
to your phone,
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ready to go, so put it on now.
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Hm, well, if you want me
to wear your ring, you see,
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then you gotta ask me properly.
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Harry.
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I mean, this is
a big commitment.
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Harry...
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- will you wear this ring?
- I will.
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- So romantic.
- Mm-hm.
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- As long as you're down there...
- Yeah?
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You wanna, maybe, seal the deal?
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Do you think we have time?
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- Hmm, yeah, there's time.
- Okay.
248
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- Mm-hm.
- Mom, where's the paper that you signed for... Oh!
249
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,801
Ow.
250
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,112
- Did she see us?
- She definitely saw us.
251
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,221
Oh shit.
252
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,307
You slammed the door
into my head.
253
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,977
Oh, baby, I'm so sorry.
254
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:12,690
But I was, I was checking
your daddy's penis for cancer.
255
00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:16,068
- What?!
- I didn't want to worry you.
256
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,821
And it's fine.
It's, it's just a bump.
257
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,322
I, I didn't even break the skin.
258
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,033
Let's go get some ice.
259
00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:34,003
Get you later. Coming!
260
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:39,091
Hope you're ready for some
heavy lifting today, Lily!
261
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,735
It's your downstairs neighbor.
262
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:44,053
Shit.
263
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:49,477
- Hi.
- Hi.
264
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:53,731
Hi, um, sor... I just... I, I came
to apologize for last night.
265
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:56,025
I mean, we lost total
track of time partying,
266
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:59,028
and being annoying, and
having a little too much fun,
267
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,905
so I'm sorry that we woke you.
268
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:05,367
Oh gosh, no. I wasn't asleep.
No, no. I stay up...
269
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:09,914
- I stay up really late, too, yeah.
- Yeah.
270
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:12,750
No, I only yelled because, um...
271
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:16,378
because I was, I was,
I was trying to write...
272
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,380
'cause I'm a writer.
273
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,050
- I write books.
- W-Wow, that's so cool.
274
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:24,553
- Thank you.
- Well, I, I just wanted to say I'm so sorry.
275
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,597
- It won't happen again.
- Thank you.
276
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:30,434
- It's only because I write.
- Okay.
277
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:32,436
- Bye.
- Thank you.
278
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:38,400
That!
279
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,735
Unbelievable...
280
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,196
All right.
281
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:47,409
- Now go.
- Sorry, I, I just didn't feel comfortable
282
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:50,120
blurting this out in line
at The Lobster Place.
283
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,081
Blurting what out?
284
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:56,377
So, tonight, during
our dessert ritual,
285
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,837
I'm gonna ask Steve
for a divorce.
286
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:02,508
Okay, I guess let's table my new
neighbor for a different time.
287
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:05,261
I mean, I, I have to.
288
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,096
I, I can't sneak around anymore.
289
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:11,016
- It's not fair to Che or to Steve.
- Or to you.
290
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,895
Charlotte?
291
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,231
I guess you know
what you're doing.
292
00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:19,650
Oh... okay.
293
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,403
No, really.
I'm not throwing shade.
294
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,488
Throwing shade?
295
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:25,572
It's what my kids say.
296
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,117
No, I mean it, Miranda.
297
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,662
It's your life... What do I know
about how you should handle it?
298
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:34,123
I cannot even handle
my own life right now.
299
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:37,167
- Is this to do with Rock?
- No, it's Lily.
300
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:41,171
She came into the bathroom this
morning when I was on my knees
301
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,632
about to blow Harry,
and I freaked out.
302
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,718
Uh, back up. Back the truck up.
303
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:50,806
- You still blow Harry?
- Oh, is it his birthday?
304
00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:54,768
No, and yes, I still blow Harry.
305
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,979
Now, do you guys have
that out of your system,
306
00:14:57,062 --> 00:15:00,774
- so that I can talk about my problem?
- In a second.
307
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:04,778
- You still blow Harry?
- Is he dying or something?
308
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:11,160
No, but I panicked when Lily
saw me holding his penis.
309
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,661
Way to put me off
my king crab leg.
310
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,705
So, I told her...
311
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,498
that I was checking it
for cancer.
312
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,835
You still blow Harry?
313
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:22,838
You guys,
this is not funny to me.
314
00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:25,507
I had this whole
parenting philosophy
315
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,259
where I wanted to normalize sex,
316
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,511
so that my kids would
never feel weird about it
317
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,847
the way I did growing up.
318
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,891
And in one violent impulse,
319
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,560
- I ruined everything.
- What violent impulse?
320
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,521
Oh, I, I, I slammed the door
and I hit Lily in the head.
321
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,440
Did I, did I not say that?
322
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:46,528
Well, I did. All 'cause I didn't
want her to see me that way.
323
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,364
Just talk to Lily.
You know, reframe it.
324
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,200
Maybe, admit...
325
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,702
that you panicked because of
the way you were brought up.
326
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,246
You know, it's an opportunity
to get closer to her.
327
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,667
Reframe it... Yeah.
328
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,127
Okay, I like it.
329
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,337
- Mm-hmm!
- Okay, I'll do it.
330
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,174
I can invite her to lunch
like two grown-ups.
331
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:10,219
- Yes.
- We can talk about it.
332
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,178
I mean, we talk
about everything else.
333
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,347
Why shouldn't we be
able to talk about...
334
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,849
The fact that you
still blow Harry.
335
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,769
I knew you had
another one in you.
336
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:22,606
Oh, bummer. The soup
place we loved is gone.
337
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,025
No, the soup place we love is here.
We just passed it.
338
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:28,362
Oh, well, I remember that
used to be something else.
339
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,447
I remember when
I was something else.
340
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:34,243
Oh look, it's me, the wicked
witch of my brownstone.
341
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,911
You know what?
342
00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:39,331
I'm gonna bring my neighbors
some brownies to apologize.
343
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:43,544
- Apologize for what?
- For no longer being cool.
344
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:46,547
Okay, let's see...
345
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:47,857
Fat Witch Original,
Fat Witch Walnut...
346
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:51,593
Oh, Blondie Witch.
Writes itself.
347
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,805
Hey, do you maybe
want to bring Steve
348
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,599
a fancy brownie for your
dessert ritual tonight?
349
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:02,229
You think a Caramel Witch brownie
might help the situation go better?
350
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:05,065
- Couldn't make it worse.
- How much is it?
351
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,943
You're exploding his world.
Spend a couple bucks.
352
00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:10,612
I'm not exploding his world.
353
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,365
I'm telling him something
we both already know.
354
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:16,368
- Which is?
- That we're dead in the water.
355
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,327
That there's no future
for us as a couple,
356
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:20,080
that I want out.
357
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,324
I'll spring for the brownies.
358
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,376
So...
359
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,589
are you going
to tell him about Che?
360
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:31,049
I don't think so.
361
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,386
I mean, even if
Che hadn't come along,
362
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:37,139
I think I'd probably
have gotten to this place.
363
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:40,642
- And what place is that?
- Where I'd rather be alone.
364
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,269
Are you sure?
365
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:46,982
Because, um...
alone in theory is...
366
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,234
very different than
alone in reality.
367
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:52,488
I want Che.
368
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,531
And this is something
that I have to do...
369
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,493
or there's no Che.
370
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,371
Right. So...
371
00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:06,376
do you know how much
Che wants you?
372
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:34,738
- Yeah?
- Ooh, sorry, sorry.
373
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:39,243
- Um, I have something for, um...
- Lisette's still asleep.
374
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:42,120
Oh, okay. Well, would
you give this to her?
375
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,915
You could tell her it's
from her upstairs neighbor.
376
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:48,627
The writer. They're brownies.
377
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:51,213
- Well, actually, they're Blondies.
- Oh, we don't eat sugar.
378
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,091
Of course, you don't.
I'm sorry. Sorry.
379
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:59,471
- You keep them.
- Oh shit.
380
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,767
Sorry about that, ma'am.
381
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,941
Hi.
382
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,569
Hi.
383
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,173
Bad timing. That Uber's
takin' me to the airport.
384
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:18,282
I have a gig in Cleveland.
385
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:21,159
Uh, okay.
I just have a question.
386
00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:25,455
Am I crazy?
Am I making all this up?
387
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:30,085
Us... These, these
feelings I have for you,
388
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:32,504
these giant, giant feelings,
389
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,590
I, I feel like you
have them, too,
390
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:38,719
but maybe you don't.
So... am I crazy?
391
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,890
- No, you're not crazy.
- Okay, good.
392
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:47,144
- I'm in love with you.
- Oh, wow!
393
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,938
- Oh, okay then. O-Okay.
- No, it's not okay.
394
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,566
Not okay because of the circumstance.
Not okay for me.
395
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,443
No, I'm, I'm gonna
change the circumstance.
396
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:57,112
I am!
397
00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:59,948
I love you, too.
I am so in love with you,
398
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,658
and I want us to be together.
399
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,660
Miranda, look at me.
400
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,121
Look at me. Listen to me.
Are you listening to me?
401
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,165
I can't give you
anything traditional.
402
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,834
- That is not who I am.
- That's fine!
403
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,628
That is great!
404
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,379
I, I, I don't want traditional.
405
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,839
I, I, I hate traditional.
406
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,050
Traditional got me here.
I am done with traditional.
407
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:23,847
I just want you, and me,
and you and me.
408
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,350
I'm gonna take care of it.
409
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:28,559
Go.
410
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,355
Go to Cleveland.
411
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:40,072
- Ah, thank you.
- Bon appétit.
412
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,301
Sweetheart, put your phone down.
413
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,953
- The food's here.
- You were on your phone, too.
414
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:49,498
Yes, we are all on
our phones too much.
415
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,333
So, look, let's take our phones,
416
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,727
and put them
in the center of the table,
417
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,170
so we can chat.
418
00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:58,757
- Chat about what?
- Well...
419
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,970
I wanted to talk to you about
me and Daddy the other morning.
420
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,222
I need to get a straw
for my iced tea.
421
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,765
We'll just have
the waiter bring it.
422
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:08,517
No, Mom. I'm not gross.
423
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,478
But we're at a restaurant.
That's what they do.
424
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:27,952
What is this?
425
00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:34,376
- It's nothing.
- It's not nothing.
426
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:38,255
- Collin55 thinks it's "hawwwwt."
- Mom, that's my phone.
427
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,384
Where did this account
even come from?
428
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,262
It's not your Insta!
I follow your Insta!
429
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:48,015
- Do you have a fake Instagram account?
- It's private.
430
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,284
- You can't just go digging in my phone.
- I wasn't digging!
431
00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:52,894
It popped up here
for the world to see.
432
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,105
- It's just workout wear.
- Sexy workout wear.
433
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:56,648
And what is this
look in your eye?
434
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,234
And who is Collin55,
and is 55 his age?
435
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:01,737
Forget it.
436
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,531
Wait... Lily,
437
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,658
where are you going?
438
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:09,453
We don't walk away from
each other in this family!
439
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:12,330
Oh, wow. I was never
sure of this thing.
440
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,654
Not even when it was brand new.
441
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,086
Oh, it's your mom.
442
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:18,837
We had a fight.
She doesn't know I'm here.
443
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,922
I bet she does.
444
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:24,051
Your mom has pretty
good Spidey-sense.
445
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:26,595
- Hello?
- -Hi, is Lily there?
446
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:27,929
Yes, she is.
447
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,140
Can I sleep over?
I don't want to go home.
448
00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:32,517
Did she just say she
doesn't want to come home?
449
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:33,769
Yes, she did.
450
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:36,938
Hey, you know, Lily, I'm gonna
take this in the bathroom, okay?
451
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,482
And then, you have
to hear my side.
452
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,070
- Okay.
- Did you get it?
453
00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:45,363
Yes, and I can hear how
upset you are but, sweetie,
454
00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:48,075
you went out to dinner
with me in the '90s
455
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,452
when I was wearing far less.
456
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:53,455
That was you, and this
is Lily, and she is 15.
457
00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:57,709
- And who is that pose for?!
- Maybe for Lily.
458
00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:00,378
You know, all week she's
been here trying clothes on,
459
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,630
and looking in the mirror,
460
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:04,716
and I can see her
wheels spinning.
461
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,927
She's trying
to figure something out.
462
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:09,846
You know, who, who am I?
Is this me? Is this?
463
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,974
Well, I am surprised
that she is this Lily.
464
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,102
I thought she was so innocent.
465
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,896
- It's workout wear.
- She doesn't even work out!
466
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:23,151
Charlotte, it's just clothes.
467
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,152
So, what should I tell
her about the sleepover?
468
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:27,739
Well, as long as you don't mind.
469
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,533
I think it would be
good for both of us.
470
00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:31,868
I think it could be good
for all three of us.
471
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,421
That is not cool.
472
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,366
She's not a hooker, or Russian.
473
00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:56,745
She's a Californian,
a super-chic, hip,
474
00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:58,705
successful jewelry designer.
475
00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:00,707
Really? Is her stuff any good?
476
00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,250
Cooler than you can imagine.
477
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,752
I think Scarlett Johansson
478
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:04,896
wore her on
the red carpet last week.
479
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,882
Colin Jost is a real estate tease.
Just FYI.
480
00:25:08,965 --> 00:25:10,759
Oh, and according
to a piece in "Vulture,"
481
00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:14,596
she moved to New York
for its energy and inspiration.
482
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:17,599
- And to ruin your sleep.
- Mm... nah, she's fine.
483
00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:19,493
I'm gonna make friends with her
and the whole situation.
484
00:25:19,517 --> 00:25:22,270
I mean, who wants
to be seen as the...
485
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:23,688
crazy neighbor, right?
486
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:24,932
- I hear you.
- Oh, hi.
487
00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:28,485
Greetings.
488
00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:33,114
Well, I will, um,
speak to you...
489
00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:35,157
later.
490
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:47,504
- Hi, I thought I heard you come in.
- Mm-hm.
491
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:50,507
Oh, okay.
You're still mad at me.
492
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:55,053
I just think we need to talk.
493
00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:55,971
It's just a stupid
Instagram account,
494
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:57,973
and I don't have
anything else to say.
495
00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:01,518
Well, I do. So, let's sit down.
496
00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:10,485
Okay...
497
00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:14,364
You want to sit there,
that's fine, fine.
498
00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:17,033
Look...
499
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,327
I love that you feel
comfortable in your body,
500
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,621
and I am not
trying to shame you.
501
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,750
I was just... surprised
502
00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:30,422
that you were expressing that
side of yourself already.
503
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:34,217
- I'm 15.
- Oh, I know, but...
504
00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:37,345
when I was your age,
505
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:40,390
we didn't feel comfortable
expressing ourselves so freely,
506
00:26:40,473 --> 00:26:41,599
so...
507
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:44,853
I just can't help
feeling protective.
508
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:45,936
Mom, that Insta...
509
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,857
it's only 13 of my friends,
510
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,318
and Emily's little brother
Collin.
511
00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:54,446
Oh... that does help a little.
512
00:26:55,488 --> 00:26:56,656
So...
513
00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:02,912
what I wanted to discuss with
you the other day at lunch,
514
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:05,540
though now, I realize
I probably don't need to...
515
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:07,750
is...
516
00:27:09,627 --> 00:27:11,867
what was happening with Daddy
and me in, in the bathroom.
517
00:27:14,507 --> 00:27:17,886
You know what we
were doing, right?
518
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:21,806
Do you have anything that you wanna ask me?
A-Any questions?
519
00:27:23,224 --> 00:27:25,602
Did you find any cancer?
520
00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:31,816
No... No, baby.
521
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,652
Oh, your father is fine!
522
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,074
With two on and two out,
523
00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:41,076
runners at the corners,
524
00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:41,951
Gentry looks in for the sign
525
00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:45,372
and the pitch
and that one is low.
526
00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:46,915
Ball two.
527
00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:47,874
Oh, he missed that one,
528
00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:50,418
as Baker had to
pull it out of the dirt.
529
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,812
He did a great job
of blocking the play
530
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,916
- so the pitch didn't get away from him, yeah?
- Hey.
531
00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:56,633
Do you have your
hearing aids in?
532
00:27:58,259 --> 00:27:59,761
One of them.
533
00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:01,846
Well... can you get the other?
534
00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:04,325
I want to talk to you
about something.
535
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:07,602
Just talk into this one.
536
00:28:07,685 --> 00:28:10,105
I'd rather not have to yell it.
537
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:14,859
Okay... I think it's
in the couch cushions.
538
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:20,448
Ah! Here it is.
539
00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:22,658
Okay.
540
00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:28,705
Okay.
541
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,118
Ah... Shoot. What do you got?
542
00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:37,424
- Steve, I love you.
- Well, this ain't good.
543
00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:39,467
It depends on how we handle it.
544
00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:41,469
Oh, wait... you're serious?
545
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,388
I, I, I was just kidding. I...
546
00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:47,100
- Give me your hands.
- Nah...
547
00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:49,769
- We never hold hands.
- Please.
548
00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:51,479
Why?
549
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,898
You wanna ask me
for a divorce or somethin'?
550
00:28:56,192 --> 00:28:58,153
I'm not happy.
551
00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:01,656
Holy shit, uh, I was just kidding again.
Are you serious?
552
00:29:01,739 --> 00:29:05,243
I, I can't do this anymore.
I'm not happy.
553
00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:08,413
What...?
Okay, so what does that mean?
554
00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:10,165
You're not happy?
555
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:14,169
This isn't enough for me.
556
00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:18,131
- What isn't? Me? I'm not enough?
- This is about me.
557
00:29:18,214 --> 00:29:21,509
Except that you're, you're,
you're talkin' about divorcin' me.
558
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,471
Can, can I have
my hand back, please?
559
00:29:28,391 --> 00:29:30,351
- Are you happy?
- I thought this wasn't about me.
560
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:33,730
- Are you happy?
- What's happy?
561
00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:36,483
If you even have
to ask the question.
562
00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:40,403
Okay, yes, I'm happy.
Not happy right now, but...
563
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:42,864
what's the problem?
564
00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:44,866
I want more.
565
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:47,702
- More what?
- More everything...
566
00:29:47,785 --> 00:29:50,205
more connection, more energy,
567
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:52,624
more sex, more me.
568
00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:54,167
More, Steve, more.
569
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,920
- I get it. You want more.
- And what about you?
570
00:29:57,837 --> 00:29:59,923
Do you want more?
571
00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:02,467
I mean, really?
This is enough for you?
572
00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:06,221
This, like... TV, and, and,
and little dessert bowls,
573
00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:09,307
and sitting on this fucking
sectional couch until we're old?
574
00:30:09,390 --> 00:30:11,392
We are old.
575
00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:15,188
We're 55, Steve. That's not old.
576
00:30:15,271 --> 00:30:16,981
You want 30 more years of this?
577
00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:20,944
Is this really happening?
Really?
578
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:25,894
Are you askin' me for a divorce?
579
00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:29,744
This is really
happening, really.
580
00:30:32,705 --> 00:30:33,790
Miranda.
581
00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:36,543
What?
582
00:30:36,626 --> 00:30:38,795
You and me, we've been
together for a long time,
583
00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:41,130
and-and it's always like this.
584
00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:46,761
You... don't think
that I'm enough,
585
00:30:46,844 --> 00:30:48,638
then I'm kind of enough,
586
00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:50,431
and then, I'm not enough again.
587
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:54,060
And I'm always there...
588
00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:55,436
you know...
589
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,522
hangin' in there for us.
590
00:30:57,605 --> 00:31:00,942
And, finally,
591
00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:04,571
in the last couple years,
we come to a place where
592
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:09,409
it's not so goddamn fuckin'
up and down every day...
593
00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:14,414
where it's kind of the same.
594
00:31:14,872 --> 00:31:15,957
We get up...
595
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:20,253
and we go through our shit,
and we come back here...
596
00:31:20,336 --> 00:31:21,337
home, to each other.
597
00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:23,756
We sit on the couch.
598
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,675
We talk about Brady,
599
00:31:25,758 --> 00:31:27,885
eat ice cream,
and watch some TV.
600
00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:33,433
That's married life, Miranda.
It's life.
601
00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:37,264
I don't know if that's life.
602
00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:42,400
Or the life that
I want anymore, or...
603
00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:46,195
or even ever.
604
00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:49,072
Well...
605
00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:52,535
I guess...
606
00:31:53,911 --> 00:31:56,539
this is about you, 'cause...
607
00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,668
I'm f-fine with this life.
608
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:04,422
In fact, I'm, I'm,
I'm good with it, but...
609
00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:07,300
if you're not...
610
00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:10,136
you're not.
611
00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:15,808
I'm too old
to rally for us again.
612
00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:18,353
I, I don't want to.
613
00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:20,104
And I don't,
I don't want you to.
614
00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:22,482
Okay.
615
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:27,528
Whatever... whatever.
616
00:32:28,738 --> 00:32:31,032
I want you to be happy.
617
00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:34,117
But...
618
00:32:36,412 --> 00:32:40,458
I don't know what else
you think is out there.
619
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,381
I've met someone.
620
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:52,387
Yello.
621
00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:53,721
I told him.
622
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,598
Really? How'd it go?
623
00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:57,308
I said it all.
624
00:32:57,392 --> 00:33:00,645
All of my feelings.
And I, I didn't blame him,
625
00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:04,148
and I didn't make him feel bad,
and I, well, I, I said it.
626
00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:06,567
It's done.
I even told him about Che.
627
00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:09,570
Wow. How'd he take it?
628
00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:11,614
You know, he's,
he's pretty shocked,
629
00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:13,658
but I guess the headline is
630
00:33:13,741 --> 00:33:16,619
he said he wants me to be happy.
631
00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:19,914
Oh my god. You can't believe
how relieved I am, Carrie.
632
00:33:19,997 --> 00:33:23,835
I-I'm in a cab
on my way to the airport.
633
00:33:23,918 --> 00:33:25,420
Wait, what? Where are you going?
634
00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:26,963
To Cleveland!
635
00:33:27,046 --> 00:33:30,091
I'm gonna surprise
Che at their show,
636
00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:31,884
and tell them that
we can be together.
637
00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:35,972
Oh my god.
I'm in a rom-com, Carrie.
638
00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:39,642
Okay, well, safe flight...
639
00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:41,227
whoever this is.
640
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,358
C'mon, get dressed faster.
Get the fuck out!
641
00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:49,777
- Chill out.
- You chill out.
642
00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:51,779
- Get the fuck out of my apartment!
- I'm goin'.
643
00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:53,173
- Don't be such a psycho.
- I am not a psycho!
644
00:33:53,197 --> 00:33:56,284
You're a liar! You've slept
with every girl in the city.
645
00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:58,786
- Oh, you're exaggerating.
- Oh, okay, well, you've slept
646
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,389
with every girl that
I know in the city.
647
00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:02,457
- Don't be such a fuckin' out-of-towner.
- Get out.
648
00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:03,958
Get out now before
I call the cops.
649
00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:05,681
Good luck.
They don't come anymore.
650
00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:29,192
I am so embarrassed.
651
00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:33,654
I'm mortified that you
had to see me like this.
652
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:36,657
Oh, it's fine. Are you okay?
653
00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:39,160
I'm an asshole for ever
going out with that guy.
654
00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:44,081
Well, what are you gonna do?
It's New York dating.
655
00:34:46,292 --> 00:34:47,292
Yeah.
656
00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:49,169
Thank you.
657
00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:52,465
You're cool.
658
00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:14,529
And just like
that, I realized...
659
00:35:14,612 --> 00:35:19,325
there are some things that
should never be put into storage.
660
00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:27,458
♪ I had to go there
with this one, y'all ♪
661
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:28,626
♪ Let's go ♪
662
00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:30,503
♪ C'mon, ah, say what ♪
663
00:35:30,586 --> 00:35:32,922
♪ My prescription is survival ♪
664
00:35:33,005 --> 00:35:35,216
♪ Read the scripture
from the Bible ♪
665
00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:37,718
♪ Watch the system
take my idols ♪
666
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:40,179
♪ Now I pray for all my rivals ♪
667
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:42,390
♪ Used to fight 'cause they
always called me sissy ♪
668
00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:44,117
♪ Mom was like don't you
never let 'em hit me ♪
669
00:35:44,141 --> 00:35:46,227
♪ And the church
always wanna judge me ♪
670
00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:50,606
♪ But I know that God is
the only one above me ♪
671
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:55,361
♪ Where I've been,
what I've seen, people dyin' ♪
672
00:35:55,444 --> 00:36:00,199
♪ They can't be who they be
'cause they're hidin' ♪
673
00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:05,538
♪ You know me,
bein' free, won't be silent ♪
674
00:36:05,621 --> 00:36:07,290
♪ I pray for my enemies ♪
675
00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:08,642
♪ Pray, pray, pray
for my enemies ♪
676
00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:14,172
♪ They don't wanna chase
this rainbow, na, na, na, na ♪
677
00:36:14,255 --> 00:36:19,260
♪ They don't wanna chase
this rainbow, na, na, na, na ♪
678
00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:23,598
♪ 'Cause I am who I am,
happily, na, na, na, na, na ♪
679
00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:28,853
♪ They don't wanna chase
this rainbow, na, na, na, na ♪
680
00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:30,438
♪ C'mon, c'mon
na, na, na, na, na ♪
681
00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:32,940
♪ Got resistance
from these labels ♪
682
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:35,234
♪ Too persistent
for their fables ♪
683
00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:37,570
♪ Now I'm switching,
turning tables ♪
684
00:36:37,653 --> 00:36:40,197
♪ Check the TV,
see my face, ho ♪
685
00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:42,617
♪ Who that is? Big Freedia ♪
686
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:45,244
♪ Better known as Queen Diva ♪
687
00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:47,747
♪ You best believe
I'm off the heater ♪
688
00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:50,124
♪ They want that feature,
best have that cheese up ♪
689
00:36:50,207 --> 00:36:51,768
♪ Shake it and mix it, rock it,
want you workin' on the rainbow ♪
690
00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:54,962
♪ Shake it and mix it, rock it,
want you workin' on the rainbow ♪
691
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:57,107
♪ Shake it and mix it, rock it,
want you workin' on the rainbow ♪
692
00:36:57,131 --> 00:36:58,799
♪ Workin' on the rainbow ♪
693
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,386
♪ 'Cause I am who I am ♪
694
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:04,972
♪ Happily, na, na, na, na, na ♪
695
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,892
♪ They don't wanna
chase this rainbow,
696
00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:09,352
♪ Na, na, na, na ♪
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