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[ Pootstep ]

[ Squeaks ]

[ Pootstep ]

[ CIock Ticki n9 ]

[ Squeaki n9 ]

- [ Squeaki n9 Conti nues ] - [ Chitteri n9 ]

[ Water Runni n9 ]

[ CI icki n9 ]

[ Water Runni n9 ]

[ Heavy Ereathi n9 ]

[ Squeaks ]

[ Water Runni n9 ]

[ Screami n9 ]

Joey!

[ Lau9hs ]

Joey!

Ohh!

- Joey! - [ Camera Shutter CI icks ]

Joey.

J ust for that, I 'm not taki n9 you to the carnival on Saturday!

And whi Ie I 'm there toni9ht, you thi nk about this .

I 'm 9onna 9et even with you .

You're not 9onna know when or where, but I 'm 9onna 9et you so bad ...

you're never 9onna for9et it!

Never!

Never!

! Man On TV j The Eride of Prankenstei n .

♪♪ ! Oramatic Music On TV j

What ti me is it, Uaddy?

It's after 9 :00 .

Listen, I don't know where you're 9oi n9 toni9ht...

but I don't want you 9oi n9 to that damn carnival .

It's the same one that went throu9h Pai rfield Iast year...

when they found the bodies of those two I ittle 9i rls i n parson's Creek.

I don't see why you wanna waste your ti me ...

with a 9uy who works i n a fi I I i n9 station to be9i n with .

It's a fi rst date, Mama . We're not 9etti n9 married .

Can't even pick you up at a decent hour.

Uid you hear what I said about that carnival?

They had to use dental charts to identify the bodies .

I heard you, Uaddy.

Where are you 9oi n9 toni9ht?

[ Mom ] Wel I , answer your father.

We're 9oi n' to the movies .

Liar.

[ Ti res Screech, Horn Honks ]

That's Euzz.

[ Horn Honki n9 ]

[ Uad ] Uoes he have to wake up the whole damn nei9hborhood?

Eye .

- [ Horn Honki n9 ] - [ Uoor CIoses ]

[ Uol I Screams ]

You've 9ot 1 0 seconds to 9et up to bed , youn9 man!

- H i . - H i .

- I 9ot off work a I ittle Iate . - That's okay.

Listen, how would you I i ke to 9o to the movies toni9ht i nstead of the carnival?

The movies? What for?

Wel I , it's the same carnival that went throu9h Pai rfield County Iast year...

- when they had al I that trouble . - Terrific.

- Maybe we'I I 9et a I ittle action . - "Terrific"?

Come on . You're not afraid to 9o, are you?

No, I 'm not afraid to 9o . I j ust don't feel I i ke it.

Eesides, I sort of promised my father that we were 9oi n9 to the movies .

Por9et about your old man . He's j ust tryi n9 to bum your eveni n9 .

How can you say that? You don't even know my father.

Look, it's Iate .

Aren't we supposed to pick up your friends, Liz and Richie?

Hey, Ioosen up, wi I I ya?

[ Ti res Squeal ]

[ Lau9hs ] So, 9o on .

"J ust show me where the electrical outlet is, and I 'I I set the act up ."

Wel I , the emcee says, " I don't understand .

What do you need an outlet for?"

[ Lau9hi n9 ]

Uuck trai ner Iooks at hi m and says, " I need to pl u9 the hot plate i n .

What do you thi nk, this duck dances by hi mself?"

[ Lau9hi n9 ]

Amy, the duck doesn't actual Iy dance . It burns its feet on the hot plate .

Earth to Mars . Come i n, Amy.

So, Richie, you sti I I i n school or what?

- Yeah, one more year. - Goi n' to col Ie9e?

- If I 9et i n . - Wi I I you Ioosen up?

- Real Iy terrific. - Yeah . Real Iy terrific.

[ Low Chatteri n9 ]

♪♪ [ Cal I iope ]

[ Horn Honki n9 ]

[ People Chatteri n9 ]

[ Woman ] It wasn't worki n9 that way before .

[ Man ] It was worki n9 9ood when I bou9ht it.

[ I ndisti nct ]

- Richie, come on . - ♪♪ [ Whistl i n9 ]

What's the rush?

Listen- [ CIears Throat ]

I do somethi n9 wron9?

H uh?

H mm?

Wel I , I 9et the feel i n9 you're mad at me .

I 'm not mad at you, no .

Yes, you are .

No .

Look, if it's what I said about your old man-

your father- I 'm sorry, okay?

Look, I don't thi nk they're hitti n9 it off very wel I .

Uid they have a fi9ht or somethi n9?

Of course they're hitti n9 it off.

Euzz is a terrific 9uy.

You know, Richie ...

when you're stoned , Charles Manson's a terrific 9uy.

Ah, come on .

♪♪ [ Cal I iope ]

What do you say we j ust start over?

Ah, come on . You don't want to spoi I Liz and Richie's eveni n9 .

- Uo ya? - No . [ Chuckles ]

No, I 9uess not.

Priends?

- Priends . - Priends .

[ Pro9s Croaki n9 ]

- [ Ei rd Warbles ] - [ Wi n9s PI utter ]

[ Ei rd Warbles ]

[ Pro9s Croaki n9 ]

[ Growl i n9 ]

♪♪ [ Cal I iope ]

[ Liz ] God ! Euzz is cute .

Oh, excuse me .

[ Earker ] Is he a weakl i n9 or is he a Samson?

Can he make the 9rade? Come on, don't take al I day, my boy.

Is he a weakl i n9 or a Samson? What'I I he do?

- [ Eel I Sound ] - [ Earker ] Hey, we 9ot a wi nner here .

Stron9er than he Iooks . Okay-

- [ Euzz ] Not too bad . - I thou9ht he was too ski nny.

Here, 9et your prize .

Is that al I I 9et?

You want this?

Okay, who's next?

- You'I I take care of it? - Yeah .

[ Earker ] Hey, tubby, come on over and work off some of that fat!

There you 9o, okay. Toss the coi n i n the-

[ I ndisti nct Chatter ]

You ki nda have to picture the I ittle duck's oran9e feet...

- j ust hoppi n9 around I i ke it's danci n9 . - I 9et it. I 9et the joke, okay?

- You do? - Yes .

♪♪ [ Cal I iope ]

[ Screami n9 ]

Get it!

- Whoa! - Yeah! Whoo!

[ People Screami n9 ]

[ Screami n9 Conti nues ]

So what do you thi nk?

I thi nk he's nice .

N ice? God , I thi nk he's a hunk.

He is an absol ute pistol .

You know, if you play your cards ri9ht...

you may not have to spend the rest of your I ife a vi r9i n .

- Liz- - What?

Puck up!

Stop!

Oh .

Sorry.

God is watchi n9 you!

I be9 your pardon?

He hears everythi n9 .

I hate people who preach .

Especial Iy i n bathrooms .

Anyway, I don't know what you're savi n9 it for.

Who says I 'm savi n9 it?

God is watchi n9 you .

[ Crickets Chi rpi n9 ]

Hey, kid . What are you up to?

What are you doi n' around here?

You want a I ift?

H uh? You wanna come for a ride?

- [ Hammer Cocks ] - [ Gasp ]

[ Lau9hi n9 ]

[ Man ] AI ive! AI ive! AI ive!

These are al I creatures of God , Iadies and 9entlemen, not man .

They are authentic, and they are al ive .

AI ive! AI ive! AI ive!

Let's 9o!

AI ive! AI ive! AI ive!

"OI iver the steer, double crani um , cleft palate .

Eorn J une, 1 975 . Cedar Pal Is, Iowa ."

Ooh, Wi I bur!

Eoy, that's an u9Iy bastard there .

Looks I i ke Larry Latnor, the 9ym teacher.

Rich, you're so ful I of it.

What happened to your hand?

Ah, it Iooks so sad .

- Thi nk we can pet hi m? - Yeah, sure .

[ CI icks Ton9ue ]

[ Gasps ]

Hey, it's not 9onna rub off on ya .

[ Liz ] Let's hope not.

- You're so brave, you touch it. - Not me .

- I thi nk I 've seen enou9h . - Me too . Let's 9o .

Wel I , I 'I I Ieave too, so you can ask her out.

Lovely!

Check somethi n9 else out.

- [ Sheep EIeati n9 ] - [ people Chatteri n9 ]

- Hey, you 9uys! - What?

- Get a Ioad of this . - H uh?

Por9et it, Richie . I don't wanna see, okay?

- You have to . - Richie-

What the hel I is that?

- It's a mutation . - H uh?

[ Liz ] It's a fake .

It's j ust I i ke the ma9icians do . It's probably made of rubber.

"Eorn to M r. And M rs . Latnor, Cedar Pal Is, Iowa ."

Richie, you're so ful I of shit.

I 'm 9etti n9 some ai r.

Wait up .

Hey, wait, don't 9o!

It's movi n9 .

- It's wavi n9 to ya . - Good-bye, 9ood-bye .

[ Man ] AI ive! AI ive!

[ Man Conti nues, I ndisti nct ]

Whew!

AI ive! AI ive! AI ive!

- So Ion9 , I ittle fel Ia . Uamn! - What?

- Eastard bit me . - Come on!

Look, it bit me . Look at that. Uamn .

EIah!

Asshole!

Hey, watch who you're cal I i n9 an asshole ...

asshole .

Liz wi I I clean you up .

[ Uol I Cackl i n9 ]

Come i nside and see Uaisy Mae, our two-headed cow.

See a sheep with six Ie9s . Yes, six. Count 'em yourself. Six Ie9s .

And these are creatures of God , Iadies and 9entlemen, not man .

AI I authentic and al I al ive .

I nside, behi nd that Iovely tent...

you're 9onna see some of the most beautiful 9i rls

you've ever seen i n your I ife .

Six of the most beautiful 9i rls i n the world ...

I i ke my Iovely sister, Mona, here .

Mona, 9ive 'em a show. That's a 9i rl . Open it up .

Oh, no . That's al I . That's al I . J ust a tease . J ust a tease .

Who wi I I dare to face the chal Ien9e of the funhouse?

Who is brave enou9h?

How about you, si r?

Who is mad enou9h ...

to enter that world of darkness?

Terrifyi n9 . Terrifyi n9 .

You wi I I scream with terror.

You wi I I be9 for release .

Eut there wi I I be no escape .

Por there is no release ...

from the funhouse .

- So, what about it? - H uh?

H uh? What do you wanna do fi rst? It's your choice .

- Oh, um- - What? What?

How about the ma9ician? You want to come?

Yeah, 9ood idea .

Hel I , I Iove ma9icians .

I had an uncle once who was a ma9ician .

- [ Chuckles ] - I mean it.

- Nah . - He was bad .

One, please .

[ Coi ns CIatteri n9 ]

Have you seen two 9uys and two 9i rls on a double date?

Hey, kid , I ai n't the fortunetel Ier.

Now, I need a, uh, vol unteer from the audience .

A youn9 Iady, preferably attractive .

Come on, now, don't be bashful .

You!

You . Come on .

-No, I couldn't. -Of course you could . Come on up . Come on .

Come on . Let's 9ive the I ittle Iady a bi9 hand .

Come up here .

- You're not afraid , are you? - Yes .

Smart 9i rl .

PIease step i nto the coffi n . [ CIears Throat ]

Go ahead . Ri9ht i nside .

I promise, you'I I feel no pai n .

[ Woman ] Get a re9ular job .

- Comfy? - No .

Good .

Now a I ittle history.

A I ittle history.

[ Woman ] Action, man .

Pifth century, VIad the Pifth of Wal Iachia-

[ Man ] Eori n9 .

Known as VIad the I mpaler to his friends ...

tortured 23,000 male and female prisoners ...

- i n a device not unl i ke this . - [ Man #2 ] Pal I i n9 asleep, VIad !

Ti ri n9 of his name, he decided to chan9e it.

He selected his father's name, Uracul ...

meani n9 "devi I ."

He added the Ietter "A" ...

and became Uracula .

Literal Iy, "son of the devi I ."

And so, Ie9ends are born .

With that piece of history planted fi rmly i n our mi nds ...

I present, without further ado ...

the I mpaler.

Notice if you wi I I ...

that a hole has been cut i n the front of this box...

ri9ht over the human heart withi n .

I i nsert the stake ...

9ently.

- Uo you feel that, dear? - Yes .

[ Man ] Pi nd a new profession .

And now without further ado, I present the I mpaler.

[ Si9hs ]

- [ Screami n9 ] - Oh, my God !

Is there a doctor i n the house? Li9hts! Li9hts!

[ Screami n9 Conti nues ]

[ Screami n9 Stops ]

Ladies and 9entlemen, my charmi n9 dau9hter, Carmel Ia .

Thank you for your patrona9e . Next show i n two hours .

- [ Woman Lau9hi n9 ] - [ Chatteri n9 ]

- ♪♪ [ Cal I iope ] - [ people Screami n9 ]

- [ Gi99I i n9 ] - Hey, 9ive me a dra9 .

[ Uo9 Earki n9 I n Uistance ]

Hey, it went out.

Wait a sec. Let me 9et that.

You ready?

- Here, Richie . - Hey! Come on, man!

[ Lau9hi n9 ]

Hey, who wants to 9o on the Cobra?

Ooh, I do .

Hey, me too .

Hey, you 9uys, it isn't even fi nished yet!

[ Liz ] Hey, Richie, come on!

Come on!

Hey, Euzz, Iook! A fortunetel Ier.

[ Richie, I ndisti nct ]

[ Liz ] I heard these fortunetel Iers are al I 9ypsies .

[ Euzz ] Yeah, maybe she'I I tel I you if you I i ke me .

[ Richie ] Wait ti I I she comes out.

It is a very serious busi ness for Madame Zena .

Uon't be concerned .

The aspects are quite wonderful for toni9ht.

- [ Lau9hter ] - Shh .

♪ Whoo-oo ♪

[ Lau9hs ]

♪♪ ! CIassical j

A deep, mystic cross .

Good .

[ Gi99I i n9 ]

It means you were born ...

with a knowled9e of the occult.

[ Snickeri n9 ]

[ Snickeri n9 Conti nues ]

[ Snickeri n9 Stops ]

Are you sensitive?

Uo you have premonitions that often come true?

No .

[ Lau9hi n9 ]

I 'm sorry. I 'm sorry.

PIease, I need to concentrate .

Sorry.

[ Lau9hi n9 ]

Wait. Wait.

Three bracelets . That is 9ood .

That means a Ion9 I ife I i ne spri n9i n9 ...

- from the mount of J upiter. - [ Lau9hi n9 ]

Shh!

Wait. Wait. A break i n the fate I i ne .

It makes sense .

A tal I dark stran9er wi I I enter and chan9e your I ife .

- [ Lau9hi n9 ] - Larry Latnor, ri9ht?

[ Lau9hi n9 ]

- Uo not mock the stars, my friends . - [ Lau9hi n9 ]

I thou9ht she was readi n9 her pal m .

[ Lau9hi n9 ]

Out! Out of here, you bad brats!

I have performed i n front of crowned heads of Europe!

Uon't come back or I 'I I break every bone i n your fucki n' bodies!

Eeat it!

AI ive! AI ive! [ Conti nues I ndisti nct ]

[ Chatteri n9 ]

[ Man ] plai n bur9er comi n' up . What do you want? What do you want?

[ Conti nues, I ndisti nct ]

M mm .

- You dropped somethi n9 , huh? - I know.

I know.

- [ CIears Throat ] Hey, Euzz. - H mm?

How come you never asked me out before?

I don't know.

- I didn't thi nk you'd 9o out with me . - Oh, I would have .

I 'm 9Iad you did .

[ Man ] Who wi I I dare to face the chal Ien9e of the funhouse?

Who is brave enou9h? How about you, si r?

Hey, come on, you 9uys . It's 9etti n9 Iate .

- Want some cotton candy? - No, thank you .

[ Man ] Who is man enou9h to enter that world of darkness?

AI I ri9ht, here we 9o!

[ Eaby Cryi n9 ]

[ Eats Screechi n9 ]

[ Thunderclap ]

Terrifyi n9 . Terrifyi n9 .

Gobl i ns, 9hosties and 9houl ies .

Ei9hteen of the worst mistakes ...

that nature ever visited on man or beast.

They're al I i nside and al ive .

My own Iovely sister, ri9ht here, Mona .

The beautiful Mona .

She wi99Ies and she dances . And j ust I i ke her six-

- You ever been i n one? - No .

Oh, come on, it's three bucks apiece .

[ Liz ] You have to be 21 .

There she 9oes . Turn them around , darl i n' . Give 'em a I ittle, that's it.

Come on, they always have holes back there .

Yeah .

Real Iy?

Mona, a wi99Ie and a dance .

Six beautiful 9i rls . They wi99Ie and they dance .

They wi99Ie and they dance .

Wel I , come on .

Step ri9ht up . They wi99Ie and they dance .

Ri9ht this way. Step ri9ht up . They wi99Ie and they dance .

Ladies and 9entlemen, we have 9i rls, 9i rls, 9i rls! Eeautiful 9i rls!

And remember what AI Jolson once said ...

"Ah-ha, wait a mi nute! Wait a mi nute! You ai n't heard nothi n' yet."

[ Conti nues, I ndisti nct ]

Careful .

The one and only, Liza!

- Here she is . - My name is Mari Iyn .

I 'm sorry, her name is Mari Iyn . A rose by any name can smel I !

Her name is none other than Suzanne! There she is .

[ Cheeri n9 ]

A bel Iy j ust I i ke jel Iy.

And now the piëce de rósistance, the one and only, Terry!

There she is .

[ Whistl i n9 , Cheeri n9 ]

- What's happeni n9? - You're not 9onna I i ke it.

Is it 9ross?

That's dis9usti n9 .

- Hey, what about me? - Wait your turn .

Shit. I 'I I fi nd my own hole .

- I can't bel ieve I said that. - My God !

[ Richie ] Where ya 9oi n'?

[ Gasps ]

Jesus, sweetie, you scared the shit out of me!

You made me drop my cotton candy, you creep .

What's a sweet I ittle thi n9 doi n' back here anyhow?

Keep away from me, you pervert.

- Hey, what the hel I 's 9oi n' on? - Nothi n' !

What's 9oi n' on?

J ust you 9oddamn kids here, rousti n9 everybody up here .

I came back here to take a Ieak and you take advanta9e of me .

[ Euzz ] Is that your dad?

[ Lau9hi n9 ]

- You okay? - Yeah .

Isn't he stran9e?

Looks I i ke old Prankenstei n has to 9et his jol I ies also .

[ Liz ] I thi nk it's ti me to 9o home .

[ Euzz ] What do you mean it's ti me to 9o home? It's early.

[ Liz ] Eoy, is he a wei rd-Iooki n' dude . I wonder if he sleeps i n that outfit.

[ Euzz ] I don't know.

I j ust had the 9reatest idea .

What?

Let's stay.

- Let's spend the ni9ht. - What?

I n the funhouse!

You're crazy.

Pred and Eddie did it two years a9o i n Pai rfield County.

Ri9ht. And you bel ieve them? You're so ful I of shit.

I 'm tel I i n9 you, they did it, and so can we .

That is, uh, if we wanted to .

Now what do you mean, " If we wanted to"?

I told you, he's ful I of shit.

- Who's ful I of shit? - You're ful I of shit.

Okay, then . Let's do it.

It's settled . We'I I do it.

Hel Io, Mom? I 'm 9onna be spendi n9 the ni9ht at Amy's .

Yes, so I won't be comi n9 home toni9ht.

[ Coi ns CI i nki n9 ]

H i , Mama . Could you put Uaddy on, please?

Everythi n9's fi ne . Could- Could you put hi m on?

H i , Uaddy. I 'm 9onna be spendi n9 the ni9ht at Liz's house, okay?

Yeah . I won't, Uaddy.

U m , is Mom al I ri9ht?

Yeah, okay, wel I , um ...

I 'I I cal I you i n the morni n9 , okay?

Hey, I isten .

Tel I Joey the movie was 9reat, al I ri9ht?

Eye .

Any problem?

No .

Hey. You sure you want to do this?

- You sure you want to? - No .

[ Uol I Cackl i n9 ]

[ Man ] Who is brave enou9h ...

who is mad enou9h ...

to enter that world of darkness?

[ Richie ] It's al I ri9ht.

[ Man ] Terrifyi n9 . Terrifyi n9 .

Gobl i ns-

So Ion9 . Eye .

[ Screams ]

Han9 on, here we 9o . This is it!

[ Eaby Cryi n9 ]

- This better be 9ood . - It's 9onna be 9reat.

Richie!

[ Eaby Cryi n9 ]

[ Screami n9 ]

[ Lau9hter ]

[ Evi I Lau9hi n9 ]

What do we have here? What do we have here? Whoa! Gosh!

[ Lau9hi n9 ]

- [ Screams ] - Ohh! Ohh .

- Ohh! - [ Ghostly Howl i n9 ]

[ Lau9hi n9 ]

[ CIanki n9 ]

[ Creaki n9 ]

[ Chitteri n9 ]

[ Squeaks ]

[ Squeaki n9 ]

[ Squeaki n9 ]

[ Uol I Cackl i n9 Conti nues ]

[ Chatteri n9 ]

We spent ei9ht dol Iars-

- [ Uol I Cackl i n9 Stops ] - Oh, 9et it! Get it- Ahh!

[ Chatteri n9 Conti nues ]

And what the carney is tel I i n9 me, he says : "Oh, you can have anythi n9 .

Anythi n9 here on the, uh- the thi rd shelf here ."

And I 'm 9etti n9 ri pped off. [ Conti nues, I ndisti nct ]

AI I ri9ht, now, Iook, we 9otta take it around back...

and then 9o al I the way around front now, ri9ht?

Tel I you what, Iet's 9o have a beer fi rst.

AI I ri9ht.

[ Conti nues, I ndisti nct ]

[ Crickets Chi rpi n9 ]

[ Trai n Whistle EIows I n Uistance ]

[ CIanki n9 ]

[ Screams, Lau9hs ]

God is watchi n9 you!

[ Lau9hi n9 ]

Uamn!

[ Moans ]

[ Ean9i n9 ]

[ CIanki n9 ]

- Uid you hear that? - Yes, I did .

Hey, Uawson, did you hear that?

- Amy? - Okay, I 'm comi n9 .

Wel I?

[ Amy ] Wel I , what?

Some people j ust don't know a 9ood thi n9 when they tri p over it.

Oh .

[ Creaki n9 ]

[ Madame Zena ] Remember, I don't come cheap .

Oh, that's my boy. J ust I i ke your father.

Not enou9h .

More .

More?

Nothi n9 i n I ife comes cheap, my friend .

[ Gi99Ies ]

[ Labored Ereathi n9 ]

More .

You stri ke a hard bar9ai n, but okay.

What are you standi n9 around for? I haven't 9ot al I ni9ht.

H urry! You want to take off the mask?

H uh? No? Okay.

H urry.

Lie down! What are you standi n9 there I i ke an idiot for?

Nothi n9 to be afraid of.

[ Zi pper U nzi ppi n9 ]

Ah, I see you're not afraid . An ea9er youn9 fel Ia, you are, huh? H mm?

H mm?

How does it feel? Good? H uh? H mm?

- [ Lau9hs ] - Shh .

Peels 9ood , huh? Now, relax.

J ust relax.

Oh, too Iate, huh?

Nothi n9 to be ashamed of. It happens to the best of us .

Pelt 9ood , huh? Wel I , of course it felt 9ood .

- [ Growls ] - You j ust relax.

[ Growls ]

I know what you're thi nki n9 . You want the money back.

[ Growls ]

Too Iate, my friend . A bar9ai n is a bar9ai n .

It's not my fault if you can't control yourself.

You Ieave me alone, or I 'm 9oi n9 to tel I your father.

Uo you actual Iy thi nk I would Iet you do it to me, you freak?

- Ee thankful for smal I favors! - [ Low Snarl ]

Leave me alone, or I 'I I put a curse on you and your whole Iot!

[ Gasps, Shrieks ]

- [ Shrieki n9 ] - [ EIectricity Crackl i n9 ]

[ Shrieki n9 Conti nues ]

- [ Shrieki n9 Stops ] - [ Uol Is Lau9hi n9 ]

[ Uoor Opens, CIoses ]

Oh, Euzz.

What are we 9onna do now?

Let's j ust 9et the hel I out of here .

- Let's try over here . - What's i n there?

- Richie, be careful . - The door.

- Euzz, hey. - There's nothi n9 over there .

- Let's 9o the other way. - I 'm sorry, babe .

Let's try down there .

I can't see a thi n9 .

- Whoa! - I 'm real Iy scared , Richie .

It's okay. It's okay.

- I can't see a thi n9 i n here . - Strai9ht ahead .

Hold it. I thi nk I see somethi n9 .

It's a door.

Wait a mi nute .

- [ Chatteri n9 ] - [ Gasps ]

Shut up, shut up . There are people out here .

[ Chatteri n9 Conti nues ]

- I 'I I be ri9ht back. - Where are you 9oi n9?

- What? - I 'm j ust 9onna make sure she's dead .

[ Chatteri n9 Conti nues ]

[ Uoor Squeaki n9 , CIoses ]

She's dead .

[ Chatteri n9 Conti nues ]

Okay. Now, easy.

- Shit! - What's the matter?

- It's Iocked . - What?

- Hey, man, would you j ust- - Hey, man .

It's a steel door, and it's 9ot a chai n on it.

Can't you force it?

Not without waki n9 the dead .

There's 9otta be other exits .

- Yeah . Wel I , Iet's try one . - Yeah, Iet's .

- Come on . Let's 9o . - Richie!

Richie, wait for me .

Goddamn it!

[ Liz ] I don't know which way we're 9oi n9 .

Goddamn it!

[ Richie ] There's a I i9ht.

- This way? - You okay?

Careful .

[ Liz ] Oh, this is the front door.

Try the other side, Richie . I 've 9ot this one .

Uamn!

- Uid you- - Shit!

Uid you break it?

- J ust take it easy. - What are we 9onna do?

J ust- J ust wal k.

- [ Gaspi n9 ] - [ Richie ] It's okay. It's okay.

[ Euzz ] J ust take it easy. Take it easy.

[ Richie ] Yeah, ri9ht. Okay.

[ Creaki n9 ]

[ Euzz ] Uamn . How often do they check these damn doors?

[ Richie ] What are we doi n9 i n here, man?

- We'I I j ust spend the ni9ht, al I ri9ht? - What?

[ Steam H issi n9 ]

[ H ushed Chatteri n9 ]

[ Man ] So he's Iyi n' there i n the dark, and he is exhausted .

He Iooks over there, and he says ...

"Uarl i n9 , you're the 9reatest. What did you say your name was a9ai n?"

And he sees these two bi9 eyes j ust bl i nki n' at hi m outta the dark...

and suddenly he hears, "Moo! "

[ Lau9hi n9 ]

[ Chatteri n9 ]

[ Woman, Man Moani n9 ]

[ CIatteri n9 ]

[ Chatteri n9 ]

Ai n't you 9ot no respect?

- [ Groani n9 ] - Yeah, of course, you do .

[ Switch CI icki n9 ]

- Shit! - [ Groani n9 ]

[ Groani n9 ]

[ Man ] Goddamn it!

[ Groani n9 ]

Uamn it! What the hel I have you done now?

She Iooks dead , al I ri9ht.

Sweet Jesus!

You didn't tel I me it was Zena, the 9oddamn fortunetel Ier.

You real Iy did it this ti me, didn't ya? You ki I Ied one of the fami Iy! Uamn it!

- [ Groani n9 ] Okay. - I told you- Uidn't I tel I you?

I don't care what you do with your di rty busi ness with them Iocals .

Eut I don't want you doi n' nothi n' with our ki nd . You understand me?

- [ Groani n9 ] Okay. - Uamn you!

Should have wrun9 your u9Iy neck the day you was born and been done with ya .

[ Stammeri n9 ] Pather.

- Ow! - Uon't you ever cal I me that.

- [ Groani n9 ] - Uon't you ever cal I me that.

[ Groani n9 ]

I can't stand the sound of your fi Ithy voice .

- Ouiet now. I 9otta thi nk. - [ Groani n9 ]

I said , quiet! I 9ot to thi nk!

- [ Groani n9 ] - It'I I be al I ri9ht.

J ust- J ust- J ust be quiet.

I 9otta 9et us outta this one .

Let's see .

It'I I be al I ri9ht. J ust- J ust 9ive me ti me to thi nk, wi I I ya?

Maybe ...

we'I I say it was an accident.

Yeah, but nobody would buy that...

with your u9Iy fi n9ers on her throat.

Maybe the-

What are we 9onna-

Wait a mi nute .

Wait a mi nute . I 9ot it.

We'I I blame it on the Iocals .

- [ Groani n9 ] - That's what we're 9onna do .

We'I I j ust 9o, and we'I I- we'I I dump her someplace .

And then we'I I blame it on the 9oddamn Iocals .

- [ Groani n9 ] - Sure . That's the way.

[ Stammers ] What you 9ot there?

Give it here .

Let's see it.

A hundred dol Iars?

Where the hel I did you 9et a hundred dol Iars?

- [ Groani n9 ] - You paid her a hundred dol Iars?

Jesus .

I could have 9ot you one of them tent 9i rls for 1 5 .

- [ Groani n9 ] - Yeah .

You never did understand the val ue of a dol Iar, did ya?

Shit!

A hundred bucks for Madame Zena .

Shit.

AI I ri9ht! Where is it?

- What'd you do with the rest of my money? - [ Groans ]

Where is it? What'd you do with the rest of it?

Where's the rest of it? What did you do with it, you idiot?

Where is it? Where is it? Goddamn it! What'd you do with it?

Has she 9ot it? Uid you 9ive it to her? Is that what you done?

Tel I me what you done with it. Goddamn you!

AI I ri9ht.

Maybe I 'm j ust 9onna have to hel p you remember.

I 'I I make you tal k!

[ Shouti n9 ] You bet I 'I I make you tal k!

[ Shouti n9 Conti nues ]

[ Cackl i n9 , Shouti n9 ]

You hit yourself, boy! Go on, hit yourself!

H it yourself! Attaboy. You better 9o crazy, or I 'm 9onna ki I I ya!

Your head , boy. H it it. H it yourself, boy!

You better hit yourself or I 'm 9onna hit ya!

Tel I me where my money is! Where is it?

[ Screechi n9 ]

- You tel I me who 9ot it! - [ Screechi n9 ]

Tel I me who 9ot it. Tel I me, who took it?

Who took it? You tel I me! You remember!

Uid she take it? Is she the one that took it?

You tel I me where it-

What's that?

Who's there?

Who's up there?

Who's up there?

Looks I i ke we 9ot company.

Hey, you, up there .

Come on down, now. I want to tal k to you .

Come on . Ai n't nothi n9 to be afraid of.

I j ust wanna have a few words with ya .

Come on . I j ust wanna 9ive you your I i9hter back.

What are y'al I doi n' up there?

You know you're trespassi n9 on private property.

Come on .

You're 9onna have to come down sooner or Iater.

Ai n't no other way outta here .

Come on now!

Oh, ai n't no reason to be afraid of hi m . He's harmless .

[ Low ] Once he's been fed .

AI I ri9ht.

AI I ri9ht, have it your way.

Pi nders keepers . Losers weepers .

Take off them damn 9Ioves . We 9ot work to do .

It was you .

- You took the money, didn't you? - So what if I did?

- I thou9ht we were 9etti n9 out. - You stupid shit!

You're 9onna 9et us al I ki I Ied , you know that? Let me see it!

Stupid shit!

I thou9ht we were 9etti n9 out. You had the 9oddamn door open!

- It was dumb, man . Uumb . - I was 9onna spl it it.

- Uid you see those eyes? - Maybe if we j ust 9ive the money back.

- It's too Iate for that now. - So what'I I we do?

We wait...

ti I I they make thei r fi rst move .

I thi nk they j ust made it.

Look, they're j ust tryi n9 to spook us .

Shit, they are . I j ust heard somethi n9 move .

- Where? - There .

- [ Ai r H issi n9 ] - [ Gasps ]

Come on .

Stay to9ether.

- [ Rattl i n9 ] - [ Gaspi n9 ]

[ Cat Meowi n9 ]

[ CIatteri n9 ]

[ Eaby Cryi n9 I n Uistance ]

[ Growl i n9 ]

[ Grunts, Stammers ]

[ Cryi n9 ]

[ CIatteri n9 ]

[ Euzz ] Amy.

Amy!

Amy!

[ Gasps ]

- [ Creaki n9 ] - [ Gasps ]

- [ Thunderclap ] - [ Screams ]

[ Cackl i n9 ]

- ♪♪ [ Piano ] - [ Thunderclap ]

- You take this . - I don't want it!

- Take it, 9oddamn it! - I j ust wanna 9et the hel I out of here!

You I isten to me! We witnessed a murder, man . They're 9onna try to ki I I us .

U nderstand? You 9ot it?

- I 'm scared ! - Listen . You j ust cal m down now, Liz.

- I don't know what that thi n9 is . - [ Cackl i n9 Conti nues ]

Eut we're 9onna be a hel I of a Iot safer if we j ust stay to9ether, okay?

- [ Rattl i n9 ] - [ Ai r H issi n9 ]

Ai n't as if I 'm aski n9 you to do somethi n9 you ai n't never done before .

Come on, boy.

I didn't mean to hurt ya .

It's j ust that...

someti mes . . . I 9et to dri nki n' .

I for9et to be careful with ya .

Come on .

There .

You need me, boy.

You know what they would've done to you i n Ual Ias ...

if I hadn't been there, don't you?

Yeah .

Them two I ittle half-pi nt Gi rl Scouts i n Memphis .

Oh, that was the worst.

The worst.

Yeah .

It's been hard on me .

Real hard .

Ever si nce your mama-

Your I ittle brother, Tad , over there on display-I i ke .

I don't want that for you, boy.

I don't want that for you!

Now, come on!

Come on, boy. Now come on .

If you j ust do this one Iast thi n9 for me-

one bad thi n9-

and then we'I I bury 'em , and I 'I I take you fishi n' .

Or anythi n9 you want.

J ust I i ke we used to .

'Cause we 9otta take care of each other.

As God is my witness ...

I don't hate the sound of your voice .

[ Richie ] When I was a kid ...

I once tried to spook my older brother...

by hidi n9 i n his closet. [ Nervous Chuckle ]

And whi Ie I was waiti n9 i n there to j ump out and scare hi m ...

a wei rd thou9ht came i nto my head .

What if he knew-

What if he knew I was i n there, and he was standi n9 j ust outside the closet door...

waiti n9 to j ump out and scare me?

[ Nervous Chuckle ]

So what happened?

He Iocked you i n, didn't he?

I waited i n that closet for three hours ti I I my parents came home and 9ot me out.

[ Creaki n9 ]

I was too scared even to touch the doorknob .

I pissed i n my pants .

[ AI I Screami n9 ]

Oh, my God ! [ Grunti n9 , Ga99i n9 ]

[ Screami n9 ]

Ah! Let hi m 9o!

He's resti n9 real 9ood now.

You j ust see what I had to 9o throu9h to 9et your number.

[ Chuckl i n9 ]

I washed hi m up real 9ood .

He's 9ot a I ittle fever, and he ai n't tal ki n' too much .

Yeah, poor baby. We'I I-

We'I I 9et hi m ri9ht strai9ht home to bed .

[ Man ] M m-hmm .

Yeah .

Yeah .

[ Screami n9 , Shouti n9 ]

Goddamn it, I isten to me!

- We can't hel p that now! - please! please! Oh, God !

I want hi m .

It's 9onna be al I ri9ht. It's 9onna be okay.

- [ Uoor CIosi n9 ] - [ Gasps ]

Over here .

That's it. Ri9ht here .

Ki I I it!

[ Screami n9 ]

[ Screami n9 ] No!

[ Thunderclap ]

No! Richie! No! Richie!

[ Shrieki n9 ] No! Richie!

Richie, no!

- [ Screami n9 ] - [ Thuds ]

[ Gaspi n9 ]

Hey!

- [ Cryi n9 ] - [ Grunti n9 ]

Oh, open it! Open it, Euzz!

- [ Cryi n9 ] Liz, can you hear me? - Richie!

Hey, I 'm sorry we caused you al I this trouble .

No trouble . I was youn9 once myself.

What's the matter, Joey?

! Amy's Voicc j I'm gonna gct cvcn with you.

L'm gonna gct you so bad, you 'rc ncvcr gonna lorgct it!

- What's the matter, Son? - Ncvcr!

- Liz! - [ poundi n9 ]

Liz! Liz!

[ Thunderclap ]

[ Thumpi n9 ]

[ Euzz ] Liz!

[ Whi rri n9 ]

- [ Thunderclap ] - [ Euzz ] Liz!

- [ Whi rri n9 ] - [ Screami n9 , M uffled ]

[ Screami n9 ] Pather!

[ Screami n9 , M uffled ]

- What's the matter, Son? - Guess the cat's 9ot his ton9ue .

Wel I , I know one I ittle boy who won't run away a9ai n .

Come on, Iet's 9o .

Uaddy!

[ Screami n9 , M uffled ] Mother!

Uaddy!

[ CIatteri n9 ]

[ Gasps ]

[ CIatteri n9 ]

[ Gaspi n9 ]

What do you want?

PIease, don't hurt me .

PIease .

I swear I 'd never tel I anyone if you'd j ust Iet me 9o, please!

Oh, please, Iet me 9o!

[ Sobbi n9 ]

PIease .

PIease, Iet me 9o .

Listen .

I know you I i ke 9i rls .

I could be nice to you .

I-I-I- You wouldn't have to pay me anythi n9 .

[ Creature Snorti n9 ]

I can make you feel 9ood .

I can make you feel 9ood .

[ Sobbi n9 ]

[ Gaspi n9 ]

No one need ever know.

[ Shrieks ] Oh, please, don't hurt me!

PIease, don't hurt me .

PIease, don't hurt me .

PIease-

please . . . don't. . . hurt. . . me .

[ Screechi n9 ]

- [ Screechi n9 ] - [ Screami n9 ]

[ Screechi n9 ]

[ Snorti n9 ]

[ Screami n9 ]

[ Thunderclap ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Uol I Chortl i n9 ]

[ Snorti n9 , Gaspi n9 ]

[ Grunti n9 ]

[ Uoors Creaki n9 ]

[ Uoors Creaki n9 ]

[ Uoors SIam CIosed ]

Let's try over here .

[ Ean9i n9 ]

[ Ean9i n9 ]

- [ Gasps ] - [ Ean9i n9 ]

Everythi n9's Iocked .

I 've been expecti n9 you .

- [ Shrieks ] Euzz! - Hold it there, sonny. Urop that knife .

I said , drop it!

Why are you doi n9 this?

- [ Knife CIatters ] - I 'm j ust protecti n9 my fami Iy.

Your fami Iy? It's not even human .

Wel I , the Lord works i n mysterious ways, I ittle Iady.

Oh, hel I . He ai n't such a bad fel Ia .

He does 9et hi mself i n al I sorts of trouble thou9h, don't he?

Anyway...

blood is thicker than water.

Now I 'm sure he's 9onna be a real comfort to me i n my old a9e .

Now...

how many people know you're here?

Lots . They al I know.

Wel I , no matter.

We'I I be pul I i n' outta here tomorrow morni n' .

There's plenty other carnivals around .

What'd you do with the other 9i rl?

Oh, I expect by now he's j ust fi nishi n' up with her.

We'I I j ust wait here ti I I he 9ets back.

[ CIatteri n9 ]

- [ Mechanical Voices Lau9hi n9 ] - [ Screams ]

Oh, my, my!

That is a 9ruesome si9ht.

[ Grunts ]

Euzz, don't-

[ Amy Screams ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Shouts ]

No!

[ Amy Screams ]

[ Grunts ]

Get hi m , Euzz.

[ Eoth Grunti n9 ]

Oh, you're real tou9h, ai n't you, son?

[ Grunts ]

Come on! Come on, 9et up!

- [ Grunts ] - [ Amy Shrieks ] Get up!

Come on . Come on! Come on .

Come on .

[ Shouti n9 ]

- [ Grunti n9 ] - [ Amy Screams ]

[ Shouti n9 ]

[ Whi mperi n9 ]

[ Sobbi n9 ]

- [ Euzz ] You al I ri9ht? - Oh, my God !

He's 9otta have a set of keys on hi m .

[ Gasps ] No! Euzz, no!

[ Grunti n9 ]

- [ Amy Screami n9 ] - [ Gunshots ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Whi mpers ]

- [ Growl i n9 ] - [ Screami n9 ]

[ Euzz ] Get the hel I outta here!

- Run! - [ Shrieki n9 ]

[ Amy Screams ]

[ Growl i n9 ]

[ Gun CI icki n9 ]

[ Uol I Chortl i n9 ]

[ Chortl i n9 Conti nues ]

[ Amy Shrieki n9 ] Oh, my God !

[ Sobbi n9 ]

[ Shrieks ]

[ J i n9I i n9 ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

! Howling j

[ Growl i n9 ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Growl i n9 ]

[ Screams ]

[ Evi I Lau9hter ]

- ! Howling j - [ Screams ]

[ Sobbi n9 ]

[ Gaspi n9 ]

[ Growl i n9 ]

[ Grunti n9 ]

[ Screechi n9 ]

[ Machi nery Whi rri n9 ]

[ Snorti n9 ]

[ Whi rri n9 Conti nues ]

[ Steam H issi n9 ]

[ Hydraul ic pumpi n9 Noises ]

[ Whi mpers ]

- [ CIan9i n9 ] - [ Gasps ]

[ Whi mpers ]

[ Ean9s ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Screams ]

[ Screeches ]

[ Growl i n9 ]

[ Screechi n9 ]

[ Shrieks, Whi mpers ]

[ Screeches ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Screeches ]

- [ Grunts ] - [ Screeches ]

[ Screams ]

- [ EIectricity Crackl i n9 ] - [ Screechi n9 ]

[ Screams ]

[ Screami n9 ]

[ Gaspi n9 ]

[ Screami n9 ]

- [ Screechi n9 ] - [ Screami n9 ]

[ Screami n9 Conti nues ]

[ Screechi n9 ]

[ Screechi n9 Conti nues ]

[ Screams ]

[ Uol I Cackl i n9 ]

[ Cackl i n9 Conti nues ]

[ Cackl i n9 SIows ]

[ Cackl i n9 Stops ]

... is watchi n9 you .