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Dial.

Of course this is a huge mess.

Why aren't you here?

Bruce, why does it sound like you're fleeing the scene?

The account idiot kid decided to try to play in the big leagues,

put a crew together,

and broke into the lab at Gotham General.

So a highly deadly virus intercepted them

with the blessed their way out.

You can handle the hospital, Barry.

Somebody has to save the rest of the world.

So I was going to do that, if you don't mind.

Sounds about right, Bruce.

Thanks for saving me from the sinkhole flash.

Alright gas and water pipes ruptured in the basement.

On it.

Look out for it.

I've come to accept that I'm essentially the janitor of the Justice League,

which sucks.

But I've come to accept it, but I can't help but notice.

But it always seems to be a back mess.

That I'm cleaning up.

Right.

What?

My calculations are correct and history

will prove they usually are the foundational

dies about to cause the collapse of the east wing these rings Fine.

Which is good, because my speed is lagging.

Running on empty, Alfred,

You hear that?

That's my stomach.

I don't know.

It's the cops in the East Wing.

Sorry, Chelsea.

So there's a baby.

How?

Mr.

Allen, you've made me very proud.

And a lot of mothers very happy ohh.

OK,

I understand that these events can be psychologically scarring.

You should seek the services of a mental health professional.

The Justice League is not very good at that part yet, trust me.

Cheque him out.

If that briefcase falls into the water,

it could wipe out half of Gotham by lunchtime.

Sorry I'm late.

Watch your step.

Yeah.

Hi.

Hey.

Nice suit.

Looking good, Flash.

Well, thank you.

And you?

Are welcome.

My ego is far too big to say thank you to someone else.

I developed this all powerful persona

to compensate for my childhood trauma,

childhood

trauma.

Have truly

never gets old.

Anyway, I really want to end crime and poverty.

Ohh I know sex exists, I've just never experienced it.

Well, I have to run.

Always a pleasure.

First thing was a metaphor for Gothic literature.

There was just no way to recover from that.

Just let it go.

Well, I I'd really love to stay and clean up more mess,

but this little superhero needs

his breakfast.

Flash.

Yeah.

Well, I'm just away.

Will you be home for breakfast, Sir?

Yes, I think so.

The road to this structure, this was never about her.

This is about you.

You have to stop living in the past.

And was that fast enough for you?

Now look who's here.

Shut up, Robert.

Every day.

I don't know how you do it, Harry.

Would you like crawl here, bro?

Is he mad?

Getting fired?

You're getting murdered.

No, no, no.

Let me guess.

Your alarm clock didn't go off.

Your dog ate your alarm clock.

Your alarm clock ate your keys.

Your keys.

Grandmother died and they need a personal day.

There's none of those.

What was it this time, Barry?

It was something else.

It was far less outlandish.

And I know I missed the meeting,

but I still really like to to to present these case

files for potential review.

I think we rushed these cases.

We need to reopen rushed.

We got a backlog six months deep

and you want us to move slower.

You need to focus your motion,

do the work, close the case, move on.

You have a lot of potential, Barry.

You shouldn't still be getting coffee after all these years.

You're right.

That's that's true.

Go give me a coffee.

Ohh yeah.

You're going to love this with the ruling and the Johnson case.

The evidence our lab analysed

was more than sufficient to be conclusive.

Still working that evidence Diligence, hard work and focus.

Barry was still working.

That evidence, Like if we're up to you

and we'd still be scraping 10 buddies Moulders.

You know what?

I'm so happy you find this all so hilarious.

But we are dealing with real people's lives,

people's families,

and I don't think you

can grasp the gravity of that.

So why don't you leave me alone, Barry Allen?

Iris W you know my full name also yes, from school.

Ohh, very good.

It tells you had a friend from school.

We actually didn't know that Barry had a friend.

How does that make you now 11?

Bye.

Bye you guys.

They're not really my friends.

They're work friends.

So you work here?

Yes, I do.

God, it's been a long time, huh?

I feel like we saw each other like a few years ago, right?

Because we haven't seen each other since.

College.

Maybe I was just thinking about you.

Well, I'm really glad I ran into you.

Yeah, yeah.

Your father's appeal is tomorrow, right?

Yeah.

Sorry, how do you know about that?

I'm covering it for the paper.

Ohh how is he holding up?

Are you are you asking for the paper?

No, I'm asking as a friend Ohh,

although I'm sure the public would want to know as well.

Well, my my only official comment is that my dad is innocent.

I mean no one.

Would want to believe that their father killed their mother.

What do you mean, believe?

My dad shouldn't be in gaol.

My mom should be alive.

It's not about what I believe.

It's about what the truth is, Right.

No.

Yes, that's.

Oh my God that's what I meant.

Right, sorry, I have no official comment at this time.

You have a collect call from the Iron Heights miniature tree.

Do you wish to accept?

Yes.

He does.

How you doing?

I'm fine.

You getting out much?

Yeah.

Well, no.

No.

But I I ran into an old college friend Iris West today.

Didn't you have a monster crush on her Ohh shield boyfriend?

You Won't she ask her out?

Dad, I.

I had a friend run the old security camera footage

from the store through this new programme

he's developed.

And it's crystal clear now.

It's just.

You never woke up, Dad.

You can't see your face.

So without new evidence to support your alibi.

We're gonna need to start thinking about the next appeal.

You need to stop worrying about your old man.

Get that?

You might actually have time for a girlfriend.

Dad, I don't want done this before.

This was a last ditch effort and we'll go through the motions tomorrow.

I'm OK.

Really.

You know, sometimes I even think it's probably easier for me

to be in here than out there.

Without her.

This way I can imagine she's alive, not they're living her life.

Alright.

Very.

You there?

And I'm here to.

Hey, remember that sauce you make on Sundays?

No house is smelling basil tomatoes.

She put on my sweats and start singing.

Yeah, what was that song?

Remember that part?

It's not fair.

What's not fair?

Manky.

This question is stupid.

How many calculations can you think of with an answer of 24?

There are bajillion answers.

How are we supposed to fit them all?

You are right, they're out of answers to this question.

Not every problem has a solution.

Sometimes you just have to let it go.

Give your friend a rest and help me make the pasta.

Come on.

No,

Henry.

I need you to do me a favour.

Don't do favours, OK?

Barry needs you to do in my favour, Yeah, anything.

I need another kind of tomatoes.

You have a can of tomatoes.

I need another one.

I thought you guys went to the store this morning but I forgot it.

Tomatoes.

This looks way more fun.

That's just what Barry go to the store.

You drive right squirm so big you can do anything.

Look at you.

You getting grey?

Actually, we can't.

Not the blue one.

OK, got it.

Human right.

No one can.

Not the blue one.

Ohh God.

Start singing.

Robbery.

I love you, monkey.

I love you more.

I loved you first.

Nora.

Perry.

Barry Barry.

Now.

Terry.

Don't worry about tomorrow.

We always knew it was a long shot, Dad.

Your call with Iron Heights Penitentiary has been terminated.

Focus.

Bad.

So you're saying you went back in time, like in pigeon?

Yeah, well, except that was a second.

This time I went back a whole day.

So let's imagine that it is in fact possible

for you to run faster than the speed of

light.

And so doing travel back in time,

it's still would be wildly irresponsible.

I know you're going to say this, yes, because very.

You were to go into the past

and the interaction you have with your parents or yourself,

you step on the wrong blade of grass.

You have no idea what the consequences to that could be.

No, I know.

The butterfly effect, right?

Yes, I get it.

That Bruce could fix things.

You could also destroy everything.

I could save her.

I could say both of them I.

Save your parents.

Various scars we have.

Make us who we are.

We're not meant to go back and fix them.

And there's nothing broken with you that needs to be fixed.

Take it from an old guy who's made a lot of mistakes.

Don't leave your past.

In your life.

No major tragedy to find you,

but if it's supposed to define me.

Your tragedy made you a hero.

That also made me along.

We could hang out.

We knew.

What do you want to get a bike?

I'm still hungry.

Not this time.

Maybe some other time?

Yeah.

Nice try.

Yeah, fancy friends.

Yeah, it was an Uber.

Exactly.

Look, Iris, I really can't talk about the case at all as a reporter.

Can we talk?

Coming in.

I'm not going to lie, it's a lot tidier

in here than I expected.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, I'm, I'm, I'm pretty tidy person.

Can I offer you a drink?

Sure, I'll take a beer.

Umm.

Beers, beers, beers.

Keep them in my fridge.

Thanks.

Look, I feel really bad about earlier.

I should have been more sensitive.

And I probably could have been less sensitive.

I mean, I can't imagine what you've been through.

It's like you've lost both parents in one day.

I did.

I lost my mom to a tragedy,

and I lost my dad to the failures of the justice system.

Is that why you got into criminal forensics?

To try and fix the system.

Yeah.

He had to fix it.

There's got to be a way to fix it, right?

I mean, that's kind of why I got into journalism, too.

I could make it right if I could just go back

somehow and warn them

without them knowing

that I'd warn them.

I'm thinking like,

that's going to drive you crazy

if I could just go back in time

and

stop the guy who didn't do that,

because that's way too much interaction.

My dad wasn't even at home.

My mom sent him to go get a can of tomatoes.

I think whoever broke into the house thought it was empty,

that my mom was in there with

the knife in her hand and and things went bad.

Just this absurd chain of events

and it's like this footage should have finally supported

my dad's alibi, but instead.

Three lives ruined for a can of tomatoes.

Oh my God.

What?

Or that could be it.

If my mum doesn't forget the tomatoes in the 1st place,

then he never leaves and she

never dies.

No one would even have to see me.

Bruce didn't.

Interaction.

This is no interaction.

This is just quick and quick out back to the present.

Like I was never even there.

And that's how I fixed it.

Oh my God.

Iris, thank you so much.

This has been great.

I'm sorry I have to leave.

I had a really great time by the way.

We should do this again.

You're fat.

Your dad's a murder.

My mom.

Don't forget the tomato.

Sis.

Please work.

Monkey.

What are you wearing?

Is that very?

And he's early.

What universe was this?

You cut your hair.

I can see your eyes.

You have a terrible Henry.

Ohh you look beautiful baby.

What are they doing to you over there?

Leave him alone.

He's perfect.

Come here.

I love you so much.

I love you too.

Early morning.

I loved you first.

Go to shower and change is my Lakewood.

Ohh, seriously?

Well, no, I mean like mature that it wants to look old, you know?

Gets into bars that way.

How can I help?

Umm, Mom, how was your day?

How's your month or your last 18 years

or is that's a weird question

because I was here,

but obviously we share those memories to together

or I don't know, maybe we make some

new memories like we go to the aquarium or the circus

or to the park and you can push

me on a swing.

That's also weird because I'm an adult now,

so I probably motivate my own motion on a

swing.

So how was it this week?

How's school?

At school was was is good.

School has been great.

I've just been working really hard there on my studies.

Did you ask out that girl for me?

Con?

I know freshman year is about going out, meeting people,

Okay, exploring things, experimenting.

But.

You have to be very careful.

Ohh shit.

I have to shit.

Outside.

Why are you here?

What year is it?

My face?

You stole my face.

Think of having a mushroom flashback.

Is that a thing?

How old are you?

18.

Whoa.

This is mad trippy.

So we're like, in the future?

No, wait, this is not trippy, dude.

This is catastrophic.

And no, we're not in the future.

I was supposed to be back in the present,

but I'm still in the past,

and there's not

supposed to be two of me.

You and I are not supposed to be occupying the same reality

at all, let alone interacting.

I can't.

We are a superhero who time travels, though.

Like you are, not anything, which is good.

You don't want to be a superhero.

It's scary.

And I get a bug splatter in my teeth all the time.

Awesome.

Hey, do the thing again.

No, you don't have time.

Mom, what you doing?

You're gonna tattle now.

This is doing fine.

Happy.

Yeah.

No, no.

Undo it.

Now.

We're fine.

I'm fine.

So do you have like a plane that goes underwater

or like a boat that can fly?

How old are you?

Like 40?

OK, you don't stop talking.

It's not charming, it's abrasive and exhausting and Oh my God,

I am starting to realise

what people mean.

Just.

Do me a favour and promise me

that meeting me isn't going to screw up space-time.

Brewski.

I got you.

Shit.

I'm in so much trouble.

What do you mean?

Like a drug you.

Yeah like drug you

and then you pass out wake up

and you forget that anything ever happened

and it wouldn't be wrong right.

Because you're no, I mean we we shouldn't Please don't drag me.

No, no.

Because here's the thing I thought about before.

I don't want to be drugged

but I'm sure we can think of another way

to put on our Barry

thinking caps and think of a different solution for for for memory loss.

Also, I'm a I'm a green belt in in the Quera

and I have extensively studied wrestler

and I could just go fricking lunatic on you.

I have a date tonight.

OK.

Dirty Hit someone make them forget stuff.

Even in the past would hurt me in the future.

Wait, you say you have a date tonight?

Yeah.

Hey, what were you doing?

Nothing.

Who's your date with this super babe in my econ class?

Iris.

W Oh my God.

Do we marry her?

You're going on a date with her tonight.

That's why I need mom to do my laundry.

You can do your own laundry.

Do you?

OK.

I'm actually going to go What do you mean, enjoy your life?

Do you change?

Literally nothing.

I'll see you again.

Never.

I have a few more questions

that we have so much to learn from each other.

Great, you're leaving me and now the storm's gonna ruin my day.

What day is it today?

Sunday no the date.

It's December 29.

Shit.

This storm.

This is the day.

One day.

The day I got my powers.

The day you get your powers.

Hours.

Listen, I can't tell you why I travelled back in time.

And I I can't tell you what I changed.

But essentially, in my version of reality,

I ended up interning at the Central City Crime

Lab in my freshman year.

And that's where it happened.

Happened tonight, September 29,

the accident that gives me my powers.

And if you're not there, it's

30 minutes.

Then you will get the powers,

which means I don't get the powers maybe.

And then that would mean that I lose my way

of getting back in time in the 1st place

and then I literally have no idea what happens.

Powers.

Wait, but what about you?

Tonight, she might be our future wife.

There might not be a future if you don't come with me right now.

8 minutes.

How are we going to get inside?

Or what are you doing?

Stop whining.

This is going to feel kind of weird.

We walked through the door.

Yes, it's, it's OK.

It's all phasing.

Come on.

I love facing.

Everybody poops.

Well.

This is it.

This is where I was sitting.

And actually we take this for you.

Thank you.

OK, I just opened those windows.

Clear out fumes

right around now and I was sitting in that chair

and I was right under this shelf of

chemicals and that's when the lightning hit.

Wait, I get hit by lightning?

No, no, no, you don't get hit by lightning.

The lightning hits the chemicals, which then you get bathed in.

And that's what electrocutes.

OK, but I wanna be electrocuted now.

No, you said I already have the powers.

You already have the power.

Exactly.

They're not getting struck by lightning.

It worked.

OK.

Ohh,

it looks like you lost the chief.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

No, you have to.

Ohh.

All right.

We gotta go.

We've got.

Go cheque it.

Securing the entrance.

Ohh you are face.

Ohh.

Hi.

I'm slow.

Oh, oh.

Why is your place so much nicer than than I expected it to be?

You like it?

Mom had to help decorate.

You know Mom, right?

Yeah.

Classic mom.

Classic mom.

Umm.

What a day, Barry.

The accident gave you powers, but took mine away,

so I don't know how I get back.

Without access to the Speed Force.

I don't know how I ever leave.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

I might be stuck.

Wait.

I have powers now, yeah, but you.

Ohh.

Speed boss.

OK, I know this is incredibly exciting because I went through it.

Speedy Gonzalez?

Yes, I I've done it many times myself.

You can't just start.

Shit.

Hang up.

What did you do?

Nothing.

Why?

Barry, who's told you about the clothes?

It's friction, you run too fast

and regular fabrics

you're going to burn up.

It's the same reason why you can't move people

very far at hyper speed

that broccoli

looks rotten.

Look, some things you can move,

like you can move,

for instance a microwave,

but you

can't move something like say a baby.

It's like I've never eaten anything before.

Everything is just vivid flavour, very little.

You're very well by

bad, isn't it?

That's not good.

No, I was kidding.

I'm amazing.

We were amazing.

So hungry.

Hey wait, I want to try that phasing thing.

How do I do that?

You don't.

Not yet.

OK, it's very complicated.

Takes a long time to train your body

to be able to speed up whilst you're molecules slow

down enough to pass through the molecular structure of solid objects.

You've got to start letting me finish my sentences.

We always sleepy and hungry and and naked.

Well, the first two, yes.

The third one, no.

I've figured that part out.

And honestly, if we're going to do this,

there's a lot I'm going to have to explain to

you.

So a good place to start, I guess,

is that, yeah, the original soup

was actually made

out of this policy.

Or will pick this up tomorrow.

So the suit is inside the ring.

Yeah, what?

And I can have this.

No, you can't have it.

You can borrow it.

So you don't kill yourself using your powers.

You're going to push this button and the silk molecules

are going to uncoil, absorbing

atmospheric gases and expanding the suit to full size.

Ready.

It was so tiny for what you're supposed to put it on

before it hits the floor,

but like,

change right here in front of you.

There's no one even here anyway, Barry.

Ohh man tight.

It hurts.

You know where it hurts my Dick.

OK, I know, I know.

But I don't need to know.

Sorry.

Can we move on?

Here's what I'm thinking.

If I can train you to move like I do,

then we can recreate the Criminal Bowl, Chrono

Bowl in the Speed Force.

Speed Force.

And then maybe we can find some way to get me back to the Future.

Back to the Future?

Yes.

Eric Stoltz is your boy in that movie.

What an embodied performance.

You mean Michael J.

Fox, Back to the Future.

Yeah, in the movie Back to the Future.

What's going on?

You need to take the suit off now, just like God.

Seeing of a serious object hovering above the Australian seaboard,

we've obtained footage

inside lighting and as you can see,

the light years to be aware of the ship of what's

his odd.

Government officials satellite data

has confirmed the presence of a spacecraft will be.

My name is General Zod.

I come from a world far from yours.

For some time, your world has sheltered no?

I really haven't.

Right.

What's happening?

The reasons are known.

That's looking for Superman.

What's Superman?

Superman is an alien who lives on Earth.

I'm assuming still Incognito,

but yeah, he's an alien and and he's very powerful and

he's just the best.

And then Sod is an alien from the same planet,

also very powerful,

but he's just the

worst.

And so I came here to find Clark.

Wait, who's Clark?

Clark is Superman.

OK, but then Zod also tried to terraform the planet

with this world engine thing and

Superman stopped him eventually

but not before saw it killed thousands of people and

at the time there there was nothing I could do I.

Wait, you you were there?

Yeah, I just got my powers.

Now stop putting some finishing touches on my suit.

This things odd world engine it's started destroying Metropolis

so I I just I just went

there and I I searched trying to save people.

Right away.

There's this kid I.

I got him within.

Get his dad.

That's all I could do.

Just save that one kid.

Only Superman could stop Zod.

Not in time to save those people.

And now it's about to happen again.

But.

If I could find the entire Justice League,

Superman and the rest of the band.

Hi.

Then maybe I can prevent the whole thing from everything happening at all.

Give me your laptop.

OK, Does that smell

good?

Anything.

Yeah.

Right.

Who's that?

Ohh, that's Gary.

That's the smell.

It's don't worry, he's breezy.

We can do this.

What's the picture Stone?

Gotham City University.

Ohh, this is my roommate Patty.

Patty is your roommate

and that's her boyfriend Albert.

Was that?

Good morning.

Ohh CERN and guys this is my cousin.

Barry.

Wow.

I'm starving.

Vickerstown.

Gotham City universe.

Yes, here he is, Victorstone star quarterback for the night shift.

OK, he's not Cyborg yet.

Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman,

Las Vegas.

Residency illusions, juggling and zebras.

No, that is not Diana.

Aquaman.

Aquaman.

Felt like a super mermaid.

No, Albert, he's not a super mermaid, OK?

He's he's half Atlantic and half human.

Superhuman strength who can control marine life with his mind.

So like a super mermaid?

No Albert, it's described.

We'll just try Arthur Curry, Maine.

Lighthouse,

Here we are.

Thomas Curry.

That's done.

Phone.

Hello.

Hello.

Thomas Curry?

Yes.

Could I speak to Arthur?

Is Arthur around?

You want to speak to my dog?

No, no, I'm sorry.

Is this Thomas Curry?

Yes.

And you work at a lighthouse,

OK.

And your wife is the Queen of Atlantis.

No, right.

But maybe maybe a fish like woman washed into your life

at at some point or another.

Arthur Curry was never born.

What?

This is a disaster.

I I I completely destroyed history.

Well, girth.

No.

OK, Why do you keep saying Eric Stoltz,

Eric Salzman, McFarlane.

What?

Time travel?

No.

Come on, who is this guy?

OK, yeah, no, I know.

I've seen all of them.

And Eric Stoltz is not Marty McFly.

Really.

They explained Morningside here.

Can't explain that to you Gary.

That's not your though.

It's the wrong actor, and it's upside down.

Is it?

The point is that in Back to the Future,

Marty McFly is very famously played by Michael

J.

Fox, The guy from Footloose.

No, that's Kevin Bacon Bacon.

Kevin Bacon's Maverick with the Volleyball,

The Gay Guys and the Planes.

Top Gun, Great Balls of Fire, Top Gun.

No, no, no.

Right.

I completely broke the universe.

Marty McFly is Eric Stoltz.

Yes, thank you.

I created a world with no metahumans.

And now there's no one to defend us from Howard.

There's no type org.

There's no Aquaman.

There's no Wonder Woman.

There's no Superman.

There's no Batman.

I'm Batman.

You what?

What?

What did you just say?

That man exists.

Hundo P Yeah, dude.

Nobody knows who he really is.

But he exists, right?

Well, we, my cousin Barry

and I have to go to that cousins dinner now.

But it was a pleasure to meet you all.

And Gary, Gary,

Gary, Gary, Barry.

Kidding me with this place.

What is this L?

It's open.

Look at all this bullshit.

Get married.

Don't touch anything in here.

Hello.

Ruth

Bruce, are you there?

Ohh boy.

Hey, I didn't know you painted.

They're good.

Bruce Wayne.

Bruce.

He checked this out.

There's like bells connected to every room in this house.

Hey, maybe we could find this Bruce Sky

if we just ring all these bells right.

You don't understand how servant bells work.

Those are all the bells.

You ring them from all the other places.

What you don't have, like Downton Abbey in your universe,

downtown Abbey's the chain

of, like, family style restaurants.

They're like it's like cheaper banana bees.

Ohh.

You know what I really go for right now?

Abby?

Sizzling Zucchini square.

OK.

I'm right with you.