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I know it's a bit of a mess.
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Come. Come, come, come.
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Do you want some tea?
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Sorry, I... I know
this is probably overkill.
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I was just putting out
some food.
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Just snacks, you know,
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in case you were
feeling peckish.
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You don't have any
dietary restrictions, do you?
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No.
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Great. I don't either.
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Well, I... I don't do dairy,
gluten, or soy,
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but they're not allergies.
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You know, at restaurants,
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when they ask you
if it's an allergy,
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and it can feel so shaming
because you have to be like,
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"No, it's a food sensitivity,"
which is, of course, lady code
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for "I'm worried
about being bloated."
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Not that I am...
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I have a very healthy
self-image.
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It's... it's really more about
like inflammation earnestly.
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Right.
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Okay. So, uh, tea.
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I made a matcha.
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We brought it back from Japan.
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We went there for
our honeymoon... have a seat...
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two years ago now, which I mean,
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it seems like
literally yesterday
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that we met our... our friends.
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And, well...
well, we were set up.
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So, you know how that goes.
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I-I... I've actually never--
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Carrots. Ugh. I'm sorry.
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You know, we were, um,
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we were expecting you
a little later.
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So anyway, I wasn't so sure
at first, you know.
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I just got out of
a pretty serious relationship,
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so I was a little gun-shy.
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Elijah, on the other hand,
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and you know
how it is with guys.
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I have just always
been drawn to the ones
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who kind of made me
work for their affection,
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which is, you know,
as my therapist says,
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an attempt to repair
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the "trauma bonds
of my childhood..." Little T.
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Not that I had
a traumatic childhood.
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It-it was really
totally standard.
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Uh, I mean, my parents
separated when I was 12
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and continued
living together until I was 17.
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But ultimately,
it was a very loving household.
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Um, brie?
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- Uh, no, thank you.
- But, you know, Elijah,
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he was persistent
and so romantic.
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I... I fell pretty hard once
I let myself.
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He's just... he's so wonderful,
you know, like, truly.
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I mean, you know the kind of guy
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who, like, stands up
at a restaurant
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when you go to the bathroom?
Like, I had never...
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That level of whatever it is,
like, like manners, I guess.
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But more than that,
like mindfulness, really.
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Hm. Will you eat hummus?
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I'm actually not very hungry.
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Okay. Who knows. You might
change your mind later.
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But I just grew to realize
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that I had never
experienced that in a man.
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Like, I had somehow
tricked myself into believing
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that love looked like
a completely different...
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Like, it was the sort of
lethal one-two punch of,
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of seduction and withdrawal.
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Those cycles that are...
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are really at the core
of any addiction.
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And I use the term loosely,
little A,
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but just that push and pull
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that ultimately leaves you
feeling empty,
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you know,
once the high is worn off.
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I have never done drugs.
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Um, I smoked pot
once in college,
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but it made me so paranoid
I never tried it again.
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Um... Once I accidentally
tried heroin, I just snorted it.
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Someone told me it was Ritalin.
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I thought I was taking it
to finish a paper.
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I made a bread.
It's a sourdough.
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The, uh, the starter
is actually from the 1900s.
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- It's pretty cool.
- Oh.
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Ultimately, you know,
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it just boils down
to trust, right?
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Which I mean, you know,
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as women, is just
this total emotional minefield.
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Like my mom, she was
a real second-wave feminist
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and I say that with a capital F.
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Like, I could barely walk
and she was telling me
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never to share my finances
with a lover
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because he will leave you
for a younger woman
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and rob you blind, she said,
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so I just went
the opposite route.
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I rebelled
by being too trusting.
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So, of course, I got burned,
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but it's our nature
to be trusting
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and sadly, it is men's nature
to put themselves first.
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And I know,
I know you might think
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that is too binary
a perspective.
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And it is, it is,
it is essentialist really and...
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and in today's postmodernist,
you know, we should really...
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But...
my analyst actually says
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that this is my fatal flaw,
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trying to just like sort out
the world into dualities.
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I stopped seeing her,
by the way. No hard feelings.
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I just, I didn't love
her office.
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But with Elijah,
it was like this very healing
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course correct,
if that makes any sense.
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I'm sorry. I'm talking so much.
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I just, uh,
I feel like these are things
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you're gonna want
to know, right?
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Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.
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Why don't I show you the house?
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So, this is the living room.
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This, uh... this was my idea.
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I hired someone on Task Rabbit.
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This couple showed up,
perfectly nice, presentable.
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They were here
for like eight hours,
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and... oh, my God, I have
to check on the frittata.
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Anyway,
about a month later,
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I come down here to grab
one of Elijah's books of poetry,
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and... they'd inscribed
every single one.
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Jesus.
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That's right, literally.
Jesus in every one.
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I mean, they did it in pencil,
so technically, I...
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I could have erased them all,
but there's just something
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so wild about the whole thing,
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I figured, "Eh."
Good party story anyway.
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Okay. Uh, let's...
let's go upstairs.
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Elijah despises the pillows,
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but I just find them so regal,
you know?
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And I get it,
taking them off every night,
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putting them back on
in the morning
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feels sort of futile,
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but everything in life is
when you think about it,
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so why not have
a fucking throw pillow or two?
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So, this is currently
Elijah's office,
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but obviously, we're really
excited to rethink it.
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I'm sorry. Um...
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look, I know I sound insane,
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talking a mile a minute.
This isn't...
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I'm usually much more grounded. Whatever.
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It's just...
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I have been so nervous
in the weeks leading up to this.
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And Elijah, he...
he gets it, he does,
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but I just wanted everything
to be so perfect
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so that you could see.
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And now you're...
you're finally here.
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And, um...
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This is just a big deal for us.
It has been so painful,
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as I'm sure you can imagine,
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to just, to try and try.
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We really want this baby.
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We deserve this baby.
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And I promise you
we will be the most loving,
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devoted, selfless parents
that her mom could wish for.
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Uh...
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Elijah must have
forgotten his key.
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Will you excuse me?
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Hello, can I help you?
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I'm Regina Moss
from the adoption agency.
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We're scheduled
for a house visit today.
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Um, there must be
some mix-up.
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Um, I'm sorry,
this is very confusing.
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Did I get the time wrong?
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Who the hell are you?
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I am calling the police!
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Shit!
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Hello.
This woman came into my house
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pretending to be a social worker
from an adoption agency.
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Get back here!
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I... I don't know
what she's sussing it out for,
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maybe a robbery.
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Hey! Hey!
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Listen, lady!
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Get off me!
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Hi! Oh, my God!
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I didn't see you there, sir.
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And I am locked out
of my brownstone.
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I was wondering if maybe
I could go through yours
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just to meet the locksmith
on the street.
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Sure.
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Hey, thank you so much.
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You're most welcome.
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You... you, uh,
take care of yourself, okay?
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That's her!
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- Hey!
- Sorry!
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Hey, stop!
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- Ooh.
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Sorry.
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- They after you?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Gotcha.
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Let's get you out of here.
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This is so nice of you.
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I... I don't mean
to put you out.
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I just need to stay off
the street for a little while.
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Oh, I got you. Fuck the police.
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I'm Eddie, by the way.
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Mae.
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- Ma, we got company.
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Hi. You want food?
I made this lunch.
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Hey.
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- Sorry.
- Are you out of your mind?
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We say grace in this house.
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- Yes, Mom.
- It's 'cause she's got a date.
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- Shut up.
- Hey. Jasmine! Dougie!
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She wouldn't be mad
if it wasn't true.
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I'll say grace.
I pray to the Lord our God,
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the great L. Ron Hubbard.
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Uh, she's doing
a Scientology one again.
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That was
your last family, Alia.
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We don't do that shit
in this house.
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Can we eat, please?
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Mae, you wanna do the honors?
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Oh, um...
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Who is Mae?
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She's... an outlaw.
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Does your family say grace, Mae?
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Oh, I actually, um,
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I... I grew up with
a lot of different families.
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- No way.
- She's one of us.
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Can somebody please say grace?
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Mae?
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Uh... No, I...
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I'll say it. I'm here.
I'm queer. I have no fear.
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Thank you, Yolanda,
for all the food,
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and thank you for being so nice.
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Amen.
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You forgot Jesus,
but that'll work.
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Please tell me
who this boy is, Jasmine.
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Yolanda, please.
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Her house, her rules.
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Ooh, she rolled her eyes at you.
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You should go
to Sea Org for that.
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His name's Tommy.
He's two grades above me.
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Older man.
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We're just getting ice cream.
It's nothing.
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Well, I'm sorry,
but you're too young
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to be going
on a date by yourself.
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- Yolanda!
- Only with a guardian.
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- No!
- Eddie.
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No, that's so embarrassing.
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You can take Mae.
It'll be like a double date.
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- Ma, that...
- What?
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That's... that's up to Mae.
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- Okay. Well, Mae?
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Um... Yeah, sure.
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So, uh, is this your first date?
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Like, in my life?
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I guess, technically.
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My first date was a disaster.
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Oh, yeah?
254
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:20,235
Yeah, I was, um,
living with this family.
255
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,695
They were alcoholics.
256
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,363
They only fostered
to make money.
257
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,615
So, they're about to
be out on their asses.
258
00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:26,950
Been there.
259
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:30,287
And, uh, they could give a shit
about, you know,
260
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:31,830
me or my whereabouts,
261
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,498
which at the time
I thought was cool
262
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:36,376
because my family before
that was super strict.
263
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,922
Too strict...
like, abusive strict.
264
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,382
I've been there, too.
265
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,885
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
266
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:47,471
So, uh, what happened?
267
00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:51,808
Uh, I liked this boy at school
and he asked me out.
268
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,602
I got all dressed up.
269
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:55,729
I, like, stole lipstick
from a drugstore.
270
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:58,065
- Oh, you bad.
271
00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,275
What'd he do? He stood you up?
272
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,777
No, he was there.
273
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,570
From a distance,
I saw he had set up
274
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,572
this whole, like,
romantic picnic.
275
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:09,576
He got all my favorite snacks
and there was a flower.
276
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,787
And?
277
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:14,164
And I turned around.
278
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:16,291
What the hell
is the moral of that story?
279
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,544
- I don't know, I guess it--
- Jasmine.
280
00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:21,421
Bye.
281
00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:26,176
I can't believe you left him
in the dust.
282
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:27,845
- Ice cold.
283
00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:30,597
Well, I mean,
he did lie and tell everyone
284
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,099
that we had sex after that
285
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:34,017
and then I was forever
known as a slut
286
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:36,311
even though I was clearly
terrified of intimacy, so...
287
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:38,981
- Oh, shit. Fuck that kid.
- Yeah.
288
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:42,734
Are you fucking kidding me?
I texted you like six times.
289
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:45,404
- I was having lunch.
- With her?
290
00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:47,865
I mean, yes, but like with...
with my family.
291
00:15:47,865 --> 00:15:49,324
You brought her
to meet your family?
292
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,951
- Oh, no--
- You're a dog, Eddie.
293
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,536
And you know how I know?
294
00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:53,996
'Cause I looked
in your motherfucking DMs.
295
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,664
- What?
- Who's Claudia?
296
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:57,499
She's a breaker, dude.
297
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,751
Oh, I hate
when you call me dude.
298
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,503
Why? That word is not like
gendered anymore.
299
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:02,963
I'm not your dude.
I'm your girl.
300
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,715
Or maybe I'm not your girl
301
00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:05,924
since you haven't taken me
to meet your family.
302
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,509
That... that actually was--
303
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,261
Seriously, if you don't
shut the fuck up!
304
00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:10,679
Yo, why do you bring drama
wherever you go, though?
305
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,347
- I bring drama?
- Oh, my...
306
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,099
You tell me you love me
and then you ghost me.
307
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,767
Oh, my God.
You move too much.
308
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,352
That's fucking drama,
fucking murder you.
309
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,979
You told me
that I was your person...
310
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,272
- Shit.
- ...that you found your person.
311
00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:21,857
Yo, can we hang sometime?
312
00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:24,067
Are you kidding me?
I fucking knew it!
313
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,406
You won't get away with this!
314
00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:47,966
Police, help! Help!
315
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,307
Oh, my God.
316
00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:06,193
Jesus.
317
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,040
Hey, watch where
you're going, lady.
318
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,626
This is a park, dude.
I can walk wherever I want.
319
00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:24,253
Not in the middle
of the road, you can't.
320
00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:25,712
This is for automobiles.
321
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,798
Oh, really? From the 1900s?
322
00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:29,675
Drive a car
like a regular person.
323
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:31,802
Oh, now you insult
my carriage.
324
00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:33,512
You're making my animals upset.
325
00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:35,097
And you know why?
Because they're witnessing
326
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,057
the abuse
of their fellow four-legged.
327
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,809
Oh, I've had this horse
since I was 11 years old.
328
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:42,187
Okay. And when was that?
A hundred years ago?
329
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:45,023
Oh, you got a real mouth
on you, lady. Very unwomanly.
330
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,442
How's this for unwomanly?
Suck my dick!
331
00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:50,279
Yeah.
332
00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:53,740
It's okay, Rocco.
What a stinking man.
333
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,952
- Oh, hey, baby. How you doing?
- Gina. Gina.
334
00:17:56,952 --> 00:18:00,330
I'm fine.
I'm fine. Really.
335
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:04,418
Really. Really.
336
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:06,003
Don't worry about that dude.
337
00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:08,046
I know you're
very emotionally porous.
338
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:10,007
But remember what I always say.
339
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:13,468
Your toxic masculinity is not
female toxic masculinity!
340
00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:17,222
Oh, hey, yeah.
Sorry again I couldn't make it
341
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:18,974
to the birthday party yesterday.
342
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,767
I had so many friggin' dogs
to walk.
343
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,978
And you know,
I just generally hate children.
344
00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:25,689
Except Eva.
Pasty strong award for her.
345
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:27,191
Irritating, sure.
346
00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:28,692
But that comes
with the territory.
347
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:31,445
Hey, Rocco, no, no.
Rocco, no, no.
348
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:33,238
Sit. Sit.
349
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:37,159
Rocco's in heat.
Join the club, Rocco.
350
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:40,245
Sorry. My bad. What's up?
351
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:42,039
I don't know exactly
how to tell you this.
352
00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:43,832
It's cancer?
353
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:45,459
What?
354
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:47,294
It doesn't have to be
a death sentence.
355
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,171
And you know what, if it is?
Mazel tov! Life sucks.
356
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:53,300
N-no. No, it's not.
Um, Gina. I'm--
357
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,886
Pregnant?
Oh, God, I'm not somebody
358
00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:57,804
that can pretend
to be excited for you.
359
00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,265
Sorry. I ju... You remember
the last time you told me?
360
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:02,267
I fell asleep mere moments
after hearing the news.
361
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:05,687
No, no, I'm not pregnant.
I... I never was pregnant.
362
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,189
This is what
I'm trying to tell you.
363
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,650
Hold up.
You pulled some Beyoncรฉ shit?
364
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:11,944
Fake belly flower crowns
for Insta photos?
365
00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:13,904
Mae, that's hard.
I actually love this for you.
366
00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:16,823
Touch me. Ah, ah.
367
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:21,495
Okay. Gina, can...
can we actually sit down?
368
00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:23,205
Yeah, sure.
369
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:26,416
- Uh, excuse me.
- Okay.
370
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,043
Oh, okay. Yeah.
371
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,966
Okay.
372
00:19:33,966 --> 00:19:36,844
Gina, what do you do
for a living?
373
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:40,097
Well, I walk dogs...
374
00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:42,015
really for pleasure
more than pesos.
375
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,935
Mostly I consider myself
an animal psychic.
376
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,645
What?
377
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:48,605
I speak to animals
through telepathic orbits,
378
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,148
kind of like
a couples' therapist
379
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,067
for pets and their owners.
380
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,861
It's energetically draining
but highly rewarding work.
381
00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:55,529
Okay. See, but this is what
I'm trying to tell you.
382
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:56,989
You are not a pet psychic.
383
00:19:56,989 --> 00:19:58,782
That... that's not even
a real job.
384
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,742
Uh, the animal kingdom at large
would beg to differ,
385
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,244
but you're bipedalist, so.
386
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,204
Gina, you are
an associate curator
387
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,957
at the Radner Museum of Art.
I am also an associate curator.
388
00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:08,750
I am married to a man
named Elijah.
389
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,794
But in this world,
Elijah is married to this,
390
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:12,629
like, hypermanic narcissist.
391
00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:14,548
I mean, no shade, you know,
women supporting women,
392
00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:15,841
but, like, they gutted our house
393
00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:16,884
and are adopting
a fricking baby.
394
00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:18,302
Oh.
395
00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:20,804
Okay, I met Sandy
two nights ago.
396
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:23,849
I woke up the next morning,
and I had a kid with her.
397
00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:27,728
The night before that,
I slept with this super-hot man.
398
00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:30,898
I mean, just really,
really very hot.
399
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:34,735
Had just met him, woke up
the next day married to him.
400
00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,279
I was invited to the Met Ball
401
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,781
and Anna Wintour
followed me on Instagram.
402
00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:43,202
Listen, I think...
403
00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:49,791
I think my pussy is a wormhole.
404
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:56,673
I mean, that's kind of crass,
but, yeah, you can call it that.
405
00:20:58,008 --> 00:20:59,718
No, no, no.
406
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:02,429
Like, I'm being transported
to other dimensions
407
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,515
every time I orgasm.
408
00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:07,351
Damn. That's goals.
409
00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:10,062
Gina, please. I'm being serious.
410
00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:12,689
You're the only constant
in every world.
411
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,858
I mean, your life
is altered slightly
412
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:16,985
but you're always my friend.
413
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:19,154
And that...
that has to mean something.
414
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:25,744
Please. I need your help.
415
00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:29,039
Mae, I think we just need
to get you to your doctor.
416
00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:30,541
Postpartum really messed you up
417
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:32,501
so maybe this is like
post-postpartum?
418
00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:34,545
No! Give me your phone.
419
00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:36,797
Okay, what, what, what?
What are you doing?
420
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:39,049
That's my phone. Mae?
421
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:42,761
I can prove it to you.
422
00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:45,389
Prove what?
423
00:21:45,389 --> 00:21:47,015
Girl, you're gonna mess
with my algorithm.
424
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,729
That I am not meant to be here.
425
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:55,858
That I'm trying
to get back to my old life.
426
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:03,657
Here. The Dakini.
427
00:22:03,657 --> 00:22:07,369
Tomorrow,
you'll see that... that,
428
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,621
or... I don't know
if you will...
429
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:12,624
I guess... she'll be our test.
430
00:22:14,293 --> 00:22:17,796
Mae, okay. I...
I really want to help you.
431
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:19,756
I really do.
432
00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:21,758
But I think we need to get you
to, like, a professional.
433
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:24,178
You know, I just don't know
that much about schizophrenia
434
00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:27,723
or multiple personality disorder
or whatever.
435
00:22:27,723 --> 00:22:29,808
You know, like, outside of
what I learned from that TV show
436
00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:31,268
with Toni Collette
back in the day.
437
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:32,561
I can show you.
438
00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:34,730
Hey.
439
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:37,941
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow, I will wake up
440
00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:40,819
in a new dimension
and I will call you.
441
00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,905
Honestly, dude, do you hear?
442
00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:44,781
And things will be
slightly different,
443
00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:46,909
but you will still be
my best friend.
444
00:22:47,993 --> 00:22:49,494
And as my best friend,
445
00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:51,079
I just need you
to keep showing up.
446
00:22:52,331 --> 00:22:54,541
And I will try...
447
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:57,002
I will try to show you
as best I can.
448
00:22:58,295 --> 00:22:59,922
- Okay.
- Mae?
449
00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:03,342
Mae? Mae? Mae?
450
00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:10,599
I don't care what it was trading
at yesterday. Sell!
451
00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:12,142
Fucking sell!
452
00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:16,063
Hey there.
453
00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:17,648
Hi.
454
00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:20,442
I was just handling
some business.
455
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:21,902
Right.
456
00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:24,112
- I play with money for a living.
- Ha-ha.
457
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:26,406
So that's me.
458
00:23:29,368 --> 00:23:32,663
You look different
than your photo.
459
00:23:32,663 --> 00:23:38,460
Uh, yeah.
I got surgery on my face.
460
00:23:39,795 --> 00:23:42,047
Love surgery. Jump in.
461
00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:52,975
You like steak?
I'm a stock trader.
462
00:23:52,975 --> 00:23:56,603
Mostly oil, genetically modified
food manufacturers.
463
00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:59,398
Hey, can you pull over?
464
00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:01,859
You're not one of those
environmentalists, are you?
465
00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:04,236
No. God, no.
I hate the environment.
466
00:24:04,236 --> 00:24:05,863
I just want to fuck.
467
00:24:16,248 --> 00:24:18,667
Oh, no.
How about no... no kissing?
468
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:21,879
Oh, that's dirty.
I like it. I like it.
469
00:24:21,879 --> 00:24:24,882
So, uh, you know,
I like a little foreplay but--
470
00:24:24,882 --> 00:24:26,508
Yeah. I have an idea.
471
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:28,010
What if you just
slap a condom on your dick,
472
00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:30,137
and we can...
giddyup.
473
00:24:31,847 --> 00:24:34,933
Just, I never use these things.
474
00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:38,228
Just such a...
you know, it keeps coming off...
475
00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:39,188
So where are you from?
476
00:24:39,188 --> 00:24:40,564
Oh, my God.
477
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,404
Okay.
478
00:24:47,404 --> 00:24:48,989
Oh, yeah. Do you like that?
479
00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:51,700
- No.
- Oh, yeah. You wanna go.
480
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,583
I know what I like.
481
00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:01,376
What do you like?
Tell me what you like.
482
00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:02,878
- I like quiet.
- You like quiet?
483
00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:05,589
Quiet, man.
484
00:25:05,589 --> 00:25:08,300
I'll be so quiet.
485
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:10,385
- Like a mime...
- Like a what?
486
00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:12,513
Like a mime.
I could be your mime.
487
00:25:12,513 --> 00:25:14,556
Yeah, you be my mime.
488
00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:24,733
Chalamet. Chalamet.
489
00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:26,818
Chalamet. Chalamet.
490
00:25:26,818 --> 00:25:28,820
- What are you sayin'?
- What? No. Shut...
491
00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:31,740
Chalamet. Chalamet.
492
00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:34,785
Chalamet. Chalamet. Chalamet.
493
00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:58,267
Well, I don't care
what they say, Rowen.
494
00:25:58,267 --> 00:26:00,143
Fucking sell!
495
00:26:01,353 --> 00:26:04,356
Stupid bitch. I'm going to work.
496
00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:06,441
I'll be late.
497
00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:20,057
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