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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:08,044 --> 00:00:09,679 ["YOU SEXY THING" PLAYING] 3 00:00:51,705 --> 00:00:53,540 [GEORGE OSBORNE] We're making the Northern Powerhouse 4 00:00:53,540 --> 00:00:55,942 a reality and rebalancing our country. 5 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:58,992 [THERESA MAY] We will build a better Britain. 6 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:01,127 [TONY BLAIR] It will be a Britain renewed. 7 00:01:01,428 --> 00:01:03,664 [BORIS JOHNSON] Levelling up is a fantastic mission. 8 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:06,099 Levelling up. Levelling up. Levelling up. 9 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:15,175 [SONG ENDS] 10 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:20,313 ["CHEER" PLAYING ON HEADPHONES] 11 00:01:25,318 --> 00:01:26,353 [GAZ GRUNTS] 12 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:29,623 [DAVE] All aboard! 13 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:31,458 [STUDENTS CHATTERING] 14 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:33,526 [DAVE] Come on, girls, are your legs not working this morning? 15 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:37,297 Morning! Morning! 16 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:41,702 Last call for scholars, slackers, superstars, and skivers. 17 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:45,806 Sheffield Spires Academy welcomes you all. 18 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:48,642 Gum in the bin provided, Jaygo, 19 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:51,378 and I'll be checking round the Portakabins at break time, 20 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:53,313 in case you're thinking of sparking one up. 21 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,749 All aboard! 22 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:58,752 [SONG CONTINUES] 23 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,124 Big baps! 24 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:06,526 Get your big baps here! 25 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:08,762 Do you know how offensive that is? 26 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:15,235 What's offensive about big baps? 27 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:17,871 [CHUCKLES] 28 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:21,375 Bless. We'll have a chat later. 29 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,377 [SONG CONTINUES] 30 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:25,712 Beep, beep, beep, beep! Beep! 31 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:28,281 Thanks, guys. 32 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:29,883 Love you. 33 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,485 Love you, all. 34 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,386 [DAVE] Gate's closing. 35 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:37,157 Hurry up, Mandy, before they release the lions. 36 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,593 Ah, brightest lass in the school. 37 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,562 Destiny Schofield. 38 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:43,463 You could go places if you wanted. 39 00:02:45,232 --> 00:02:46,266 [GROANS] 40 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:47,901 [SIGHS] 41 00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:51,288 You all right, Des? 42 00:02:51,288 --> 00:02:53,491 - Gate's shut. - Irene will let me in through kitchens. 43 00:02:53,491 --> 00:02:56,360 Or you could come with me down shopping centre. 44 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:57,628 I've got double physics. 45 00:02:57,628 --> 00:02:58,929 [SCOFFS] Double physics. 46 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:00,564 Good times. Double physics. 47 00:03:00,564 --> 00:03:01,631 Tough one. 48 00:03:02,332 --> 00:03:03,366 [SIGHS] 49 00:03:06,170 --> 00:03:07,705 Ah, bollocks. 50 00:03:07,705 --> 00:03:10,107 [SONG CONTINUES] 51 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,274 [COUGHS] 52 00:03:21,685 --> 00:03:23,888 [SONG ENDS] 53 00:03:23,888 --> 00:03:26,356 [GAZ GROANING, GRUNTING] 54 00:03:29,593 --> 00:03:31,061 [BRAKES HISS] 55 00:03:34,531 --> 00:03:38,269 [PANTS] Single to Parkwood Springs, please, driver. 56 00:03:38,269 --> 00:03:39,570 You're not coming on here with that. 57 00:03:39,570 --> 00:03:42,606 - With what? - Your mucky shoes. What do you think? 58 00:03:42,606 --> 00:03:43,708 Oh, give over. 59 00:03:44,008 --> 00:03:45,876 You let her on with that buggy, didn't you? 60 00:03:45,876 --> 00:03:48,979 Well, surprisingly, buggies are allowed, but mattresses are not. 61 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:50,815 Ah. 62 00:03:50,815 --> 00:03:54,151 They let parrots on airplanes and monkeys. 63 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:56,921 Emotional support animals for if you're scared of flying. 64 00:03:56,921 --> 00:04:01,325 Don't tell me. This is your emotional support mattress. 65 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:02,727 Could be. 66 00:04:02,727 --> 00:04:04,395 - Because you're scared of buses? - Got it. 67 00:04:04,395 --> 00:04:07,198 - Then walk! - Oh, for God's sake, just let him on! 68 00:04:07,198 --> 00:04:08,833 - The people say yes. - [MOTHER SCOFFS] 69 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:10,268 And the driver says no. 70 00:04:10,268 --> 00:04:11,702 - [PASSENGER] Come on, mate. - [MOTHER GROANS] 71 00:04:11,702 --> 00:04:13,771 What if I buy a ticket for me mattress? 72 00:04:13,771 --> 00:04:15,373 Can't say fairer than that, can it? 73 00:04:15,373 --> 00:04:18,242 [SCOFFS] Two singles to Parkwood Springs. 74 00:04:18,242 --> 00:04:20,912 - Full fare? - Yes, or bloody no? 75 00:04:20,912 --> 00:04:22,680 Mattress is basically brand new! 76 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,681 Don't make me regret asking this. 77 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:26,917 Under 16 years old 78 00:04:28,085 --> 00:04:29,286 gotta be half fare. 79 00:04:31,055 --> 00:04:32,089 [SIGHS] 80 00:04:35,726 --> 00:04:37,060 [SPEAKING KOREAN] 81 00:04:37,795 --> 00:04:38,829 [SIGHS] 82 00:04:40,264 --> 00:04:42,032 - [GRUNTS, CHUCKLES] - [CHUCKLES] 83 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:45,969 Stop the bus! 84 00:04:47,271 --> 00:04:49,373 - [BUS DRIVER] After all that? - Des! 85 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:51,509 [BUS DRIVER] Give me bloody strength. 86 00:04:51,509 --> 00:04:52,743 Des! 87 00:04:55,012 --> 00:04:57,081 Des! Des! 88 00:04:57,081 --> 00:04:58,148 Des. 89 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:00,218 There's some nutter shouting for you. 90 00:05:00,218 --> 00:05:01,719 - I know. - Dessie. 91 00:05:01,719 --> 00:05:03,721 - Des, he's got a mattress on his head. - I know. 92 00:05:03,721 --> 00:05:04,889 - [MAN] Des! - It's your dad. 93 00:05:04,889 --> 00:05:07,191 - Cal, I know. Jesus. - Des! 94 00:05:07,191 --> 00:05:09,793 [PANTING] 95 00:05:10,995 --> 00:05:12,029 All right, kid? 96 00:05:12,530 --> 00:05:14,265 I've seen you from the bus. 97 00:05:14,265 --> 00:05:15,666 [PANTS] 98 00:05:16,834 --> 00:05:19,770 Been a while, eh? [PANTS] 99 00:05:21,038 --> 00:05:22,473 How you doing? 100 00:05:22,473 --> 00:05:23,708 Yeah, fine. 101 00:05:23,708 --> 00:05:25,042 Tried calling you. 102 00:05:25,042 --> 00:05:27,979 Oh, well, I got a new phone, so... 103 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:30,948 Right, uh, well I'll, uh 104 00:05:32,149 --> 00:05:33,150 Here. 105 00:05:34,018 --> 00:05:35,386 I'll take your number. 106 00:05:35,386 --> 00:05:37,955 [PANTS] 107 00:05:38,322 --> 00:05:40,190 How are these numbers so tiny? 108 00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:41,959 - [SCOFFS] - I can't... 109 00:05:41,959 --> 00:05:43,761 - Give it here. - Thanks. 110 00:05:43,761 --> 00:05:45,129 [CLEARS THROAT] 111 00:05:45,129 --> 00:05:47,431 - Nice mattress, Mr Schofield. - Good, eh? 112 00:05:47,932 --> 00:05:49,433 - Nearly new. - Ah. 113 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:51,435 Hey, Des, you can have it if you like. 114 00:05:51,435 --> 00:05:54,304 Oh, I'm good for mattresses. 115 00:05:54,972 --> 00:05:55,973 Right. 116 00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:59,944 - Yourself? - Uh, not today, thanks, Mr Schofield. 117 00:05:59,944 --> 00:06:01,178 Right. 118 00:06:01,178 --> 00:06:02,813 - There you go. Tara. - Thanks. 119 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:04,782 Tara. 120 00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:06,484 Oh. Thanks. 121 00:06:06,484 --> 00:06:08,719 - Bye, Mr Schofield. - Bye. 122 00:06:08,719 --> 00:06:10,721 - Wait up, Des. - I'll call you! 123 00:06:12,189 --> 00:06:14,958 Des, I like your hair! 124 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,865 [PANTING] 125 00:06:28,472 --> 00:06:29,673 [GRUNTS] 126 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,182 [GROANS] 127 00:06:42,253 --> 00:06:43,820 [CROWD CHATTERING] 128 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:46,823 - Mmm. - Dessie. 129 00:06:47,291 --> 00:06:48,926 They saw. They'll get security. 130 00:06:48,926 --> 00:06:50,894 - What's your problem? - No problem. 131 00:06:52,062 --> 00:06:55,299 - Dessie. - Here. Eat the evidence. 132 00:06:56,433 --> 00:06:57,868 [GROANS] 133 00:06:58,235 --> 00:07:01,205 - I've got double maths this afternoon. - Ah, don't be a wuss. 134 00:07:01,205 --> 00:07:03,707 Totally comfortable with my wussy side. 135 00:07:05,843 --> 00:07:08,079 What would I want a fucking mattress for, eh? 136 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:09,914 What's wrong with him? Weirdo. 137 00:07:09,914 --> 00:07:11,749 He's friendly, though. 138 00:07:11,749 --> 00:07:14,151 Barely seen him since he fucked off, or talked to him, nothing. 139 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:18,322 - Didn't have your number, to be fair. - Cal, don't be fair. 140 00:07:19,390 --> 00:07:20,457 Righto. 141 00:07:21,592 --> 00:07:25,463 [present And she'll be joining us with her recipe for lasagne. 142 00:07:25,463 --> 00:07:27,465 Then, how much money has Chelsea, 143 00:07:27,465 --> 00:07:30,401 last year's canine winner of Britain's Got Talent , made? 144 00:07:30,401 --> 00:07:33,036 A-A dog won Britain's Got Talent? 145 00:07:33,504 --> 00:07:37,141 - Is that what I'm hearing? A dog? - Yep, clever little bugger. 146 00:07:37,141 --> 00:07:39,243 Is that what goes for talent these days? 147 00:07:39,777 --> 00:07:42,146 Forget about William Shakespeare, for instance. 148 00:07:42,146 --> 00:07:43,381 Well, Shakespeare's dead. 149 00:07:43,381 --> 00:07:45,182 Or Winston Churchill. 150 00:07:45,182 --> 00:07:46,951 Also dead. 151 00:07:46,951 --> 00:07:49,987 So what about Jane Austen, Queen Victoria, or the Beatles? 152 00:07:49,987 --> 00:07:53,090 I don't know. Picasso for God's sake. 153 00:07:53,090 --> 00:07:57,128 Dead. Dead. Mostly dead. And Spanish. 154 00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:59,897 Not really picking up the clues here, are you Gerald? 155 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:01,032 [GERALD] But a dog? 156 00:08:01,032 --> 00:08:02,833 Says it all, doesn't it? 157 00:08:02,833 --> 00:08:04,935 Exactly what's wrong with this country. 158 00:08:05,469 --> 00:08:07,905 On the contrary, that's democracy at work, that is. 159 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:10,942 Democracy? You'll be having it up for Prime Minister next. 160 00:08:10,942 --> 00:08:13,311 Perfectly possible. As a matter of information, 161 00:08:13,311 --> 00:08:15,780 - Caligula made his horse a Roman Consul. - [CHUCKLES] 162 00:08:15,780 --> 00:08:17,248 Shut up. 163 00:08:17,248 --> 00:08:19,116 I'd vote for that dog. I think it's rather sweet. 164 00:08:19,116 --> 00:08:21,919 She couldn't be worse than what we've got already. [CHUCKLES] 165 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:23,321 Is it to takeaway? 166 00:08:23,321 --> 00:08:25,389 - What? - Your tea, sir. 167 00:08:25,389 --> 00:08:26,891 To takeaway? 168 00:08:26,891 --> 00:08:28,492 No, why would it be? 169 00:08:28,492 --> 00:08:31,062 Because if you don't zip it, I'll be throwing you out. 170 00:08:31,062 --> 00:08:34,465 There'll be no politics chat in the Big Baps, thank you very much. 171 00:08:34,465 --> 00:08:36,300 I wasn't being political, was I? 172 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:38,135 Everything's political. 173 00:08:38,135 --> 00:08:40,838 So, what am I allowed to say? 174 00:08:40,838 --> 00:08:42,806 Glad you asked. 175 00:08:43,307 --> 00:08:46,510 Free speech is a fundamental human right, Dennis. 176 00:08:46,510 --> 00:08:48,379 Not in the Big Baps, it's not. 177 00:08:48,379 --> 00:08:49,680 Sorry. 178 00:08:51,415 --> 00:08:54,018 - Look who it is, Ben. - All right, kid? 179 00:08:54,018 --> 00:08:55,652 Hi, grandad. 180 00:08:56,153 --> 00:08:59,290 - Back in the manual chair, I see. - Tell me about it. 181 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:01,125 [SIGHS] Battery's gone again. 182 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:02,793 Whole thing's knackered, really. 183 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:05,162 If you've got a spare three grand for a new one 184 00:09:05,162 --> 00:09:07,431 I can do three slices of lemon drizzle cake. 185 00:09:07,431 --> 00:09:09,200 [NATHAN CHUCKLES] No, I better get off. 186 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,336 All right, tara, kid. Be good. See you later, Dad. 187 00:09:12,336 --> 00:09:14,872 - Thanks for dropping him, Nath. - Tara. 188 00:09:14,872 --> 00:09:16,173 [DOOR CLOSES] 189 00:09:16,173 --> 00:09:17,241 Let's have that cake. 190 00:09:21,145 --> 00:09:22,914 - Des, give over. - [SIGHS] 191 00:09:22,914 --> 00:09:25,415 - Need to get you back to school, don't we? - I'm fine with the bus. 192 00:09:30,087 --> 00:09:31,355 Ay, up. 193 00:09:35,359 --> 00:09:39,397 - What are you doing? N-No, I don't think... - You can't be late for double maths. 194 00:09:39,397 --> 00:09:41,899 - No, I really can. Are you... - Get in the car. 195 00:09:41,899 --> 00:09:44,268 - Oh, my God. - Get in the fucking car. 196 00:09:44,268 --> 00:09:45,436 [DESTINY GRUNTS] 197 00:09:45,436 --> 00:09:46,804 [ENGINE STARTS] 198 00:09:46,804 --> 00:09:48,305 Yeah? Really? 199 00:09:49,106 --> 00:09:51,175 Hey! Hey! 200 00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:53,344 - Someone stop that car! - [DESTINY SCREAMS] 201 00:09:53,344 --> 00:09:55,379 - What are we doing? - [CHEERS, LAUGHS] 202 00:09:55,379 --> 00:09:56,480 My mum is gonna kill me. 203 00:09:57,314 --> 00:09:58,716 [TYRES SCREECH] 204 00:09:58,716 --> 00:10:00,885 We've gone from nicking sweets to a car. 205 00:10:00,885 --> 00:10:02,286 [DESTINY LAUGHS, CHEERS] 206 00:10:02,286 --> 00:10:03,654 Jesus. 207 00:10:04,055 --> 00:10:06,190 - [SCREAMS, LAUGHS] - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 208 00:10:07,424 --> 00:10:10,094 You're mad! You're fucking mad! 209 00:10:10,094 --> 00:10:11,161 [LAUGHS] 210 00:10:11,962 --> 00:10:14,298 There is nobody after us. You can calm down now. 211 00:10:14,298 --> 00:10:18,169 - I am calm, kind of. - Well, stop panting then, will you? 212 00:10:18,169 --> 00:10:20,170 - [PANTING] - I'm not. 213 00:10:22,973 --> 00:10:24,741 [SCREAMS] 214 00:10:27,911 --> 00:10:29,881 - [DESTINY] Jesus fucking Christ! - [CAL GROANS] 215 00:10:29,881 --> 00:10:31,349 [CAL] He could've killed me. 216 00:10:31,349 --> 00:10:33,351 One bite of my carotid artery. D-Dead. 217 00:10:33,351 --> 00:10:34,752 [DOG PANTS] 218 00:10:34,752 --> 00:10:36,254 Doesn't look like a killer. 219 00:10:36,254 --> 00:10:39,189 Oh, well, they never do, though, do they? 220 00:10:40,491 --> 00:10:42,260 What about fag-breath Annie's sausage dog? 221 00:10:42,260 --> 00:10:44,027 The teeth on that little bastard. 222 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:47,198 Okay, let's get it out and do one. 223 00:10:47,198 --> 00:10:48,866 Don't want to be hanging around with this motor. 224 00:10:48,867 --> 00:10:50,234 They'll nick out round here. 225 00:10:50,234 --> 00:10:52,703 Yeah, thieving bastards. 226 00:10:53,104 --> 00:10:54,872 [DESTINY SIGHS] 227 00:10:54,872 --> 00:10:56,240 Go on then. 228 00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:57,909 Shoo! 229 00:10:57,909 --> 00:10:59,210 [DOG WHINES] 230 00:10:59,210 --> 00:11:00,878 [SIGHS] 231 00:11:00,878 --> 00:11:02,947 Oh, my God. Look at that. 232 00:11:02,947 --> 00:11:05,416 All right, dog, you are clever, eh? 233 00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:07,718 If it's that clever, it can find its own way home. 234 00:11:07,718 --> 00:11:09,487 I'm not chucking it out round here. 235 00:11:09,487 --> 00:11:12,156 What happened to the hardest fucker in year 12? 236 00:11:12,156 --> 00:11:15,359 Des, the coppers are coming up that road any minute. 237 00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:18,129 How's that gonna look on my UCAS form, eh? 238 00:11:18,129 --> 00:11:21,232 Two B's, a C, and six months suspended. 239 00:11:21,232 --> 00:11:23,066 - [SIGHS] - Out the way. 240 00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:28,472 Rabies, you've reached your destination. 241 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,141 Come here, come here. 242 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:32,809 Sit. 243 00:11:33,410 --> 00:11:35,679 - Told you it were clever. - Come. Let's go. 244 00:11:38,749 --> 00:11:39,816 [SIGHS] 245 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:47,358 - Fuck sake, Des! Let's go! - What if it gets run over? 246 00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:48,826 We'll go to the funeral. 247 00:11:48,826 --> 00:11:50,360 - Can we, please? - [SIGHS] 248 00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:52,829 [SIGHS] 249 00:11:53,563 --> 00:11:56,267 I've always wanted a dog. Haven't you? 250 00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:57,668 No. 251 00:11:58,269 --> 00:11:59,836 Hmm. 252 00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:02,005 Oh. God. 253 00:12:03,474 --> 00:12:04,841 Rabies. 254 00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:08,346 [BARKS] 255 00:12:08,346 --> 00:12:11,215 Gotta admit, dog, you're good. 256 00:12:12,016 --> 00:12:14,185 [DESTINY SCREAMS] 257 00:12:14,185 --> 00:12:15,953 [ELECTRICAL BUZZING] 258 00:12:15,953 --> 00:12:17,355 [BEN GIGGLING] 259 00:12:17,355 --> 00:12:18,422 [GAZ LAUGHS] 260 00:12:19,456 --> 00:12:22,226 You are dust beneath my chariot wheels. 261 00:12:24,261 --> 00:12:25,396 [GIGGLING CONTINUES] 262 00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:26,464 [GAZ] I'm winning. 263 00:12:26,464 --> 00:12:27,664 I am. 264 00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,133 I'm, uh... I'm still winning. 265 00:12:31,235 --> 00:12:33,971 Excuse me. Sir. 266 00:12:33,971 --> 00:12:35,873 Yeah. Ace these, aren't they? 267 00:12:35,873 --> 00:12:38,476 Are you interested in making a purchase? 268 00:12:38,476 --> 00:12:40,878 Well, I would, you know. Hell of a vehicle. 269 00:12:40,878 --> 00:12:42,246 - Ah. - But, you know, 270 00:12:42,246 --> 00:12:43,848 never bought a car this pricey. 271 00:12:43,848 --> 00:12:46,817 Life-changing is the word most customers use. 272 00:12:46,817 --> 00:12:48,252 I'm sure they would. 273 00:12:48,252 --> 00:12:50,955 Well, uh, we'll have a think, Ben, eh? 274 00:12:50,955 --> 00:12:52,289 - Yeah. - Yeah. 275 00:12:52,656 --> 00:12:55,092 - Have a think. All right. - Okay. 276 00:12:59,496 --> 00:13:01,665 There is a monthly payment plan. 277 00:13:02,099 --> 00:13:03,734 Yeah, ain't there always? 278 00:13:04,101 --> 00:13:05,202 Cheers, mate. 279 00:13:07,004 --> 00:13:08,238 Sorry, kid. 280 00:13:08,706 --> 00:13:10,041 Let's get you home, eh? 281 00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:11,975 I can do it myself. 282 00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:14,678 All right. 283 00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:19,050 ["OUT THIS CITY" PLAYING ON RADIO] 284 00:13:19,050 --> 00:13:20,317 [DESTINY CHUCKLING] 285 00:13:29,326 --> 00:13:30,394 [SONG STOPS] 286 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,697 [RADIO PRESENTER] News just in. 287 00:13:32,697 --> 00:13:34,799 Chelsea, the multi-million-pound winner of Britain's Got Talent , 288 00:13:34,799 --> 00:13:37,902 has been stolen from Meadowhall Shopping Centre. [CHUCKLES] 289 00:13:37,902 --> 00:13:39,870 - Yes, can you believe it? - Chelsea? 290 00:13:39,870 --> 00:13:42,406 She was due to be opening a new pet store in the shopping centre. 291 00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:44,942 - Many people were expected to turn out - Chelsea! 292 00:13:44,942 --> 00:13:46,444 - but now that's not happening - [BARKS] 293 00:13:46,444 --> 00:13:47,812 'cause she's not there. 294 00:13:47,812 --> 00:13:48,846 - [CHELSEA WHINES] - [CHUCKLES] 295 00:13:48,846 --> 00:13:49,881 Oops. 296 00:13:49,881 --> 00:13:51,315 Shit. 297 00:13:52,183 --> 00:13:54,998 I mean, nicking cars is one thing, 298 00:13:54,999 --> 00:13:57,755 but furry fucker here is worth millions. 299 00:13:57,755 --> 00:14:00,157 You heard what they said. We might as well have robbed a bank. 300 00:14:00,157 --> 00:14:02,893 Oh, calm down, Cal. Nobody knows it were us, do they? 301 00:14:03,894 --> 00:14:04,962 You're right. 302 00:14:05,863 --> 00:14:06,897 Calm. 303 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,802 [CLEARS THROAT] Except Jonsy. 304 00:14:11,802 --> 00:14:12,970 Jonsy? 305 00:14:13,871 --> 00:14:15,339 - [DESTINY] Yeah. - Jonsy? 306 00:14:15,339 --> 00:14:16,773 Sent him a selfie, didn't I? 307 00:14:17,775 --> 00:14:19,277 - Oh, my God. - [DESTINY GROANS] 308 00:14:19,277 --> 00:14:22,280 - Don't be a wuss. He won't grass us up. - Jonsy won't? 309 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,916 Like he didn't grass on that Tabani girl for hacking credit cards? 310 00:14:24,916 --> 00:14:27,184 Yeah, but it's me. He wouldn't. 311 00:14:30,254 --> 00:14:31,288 He might. 312 00:14:31,722 --> 00:14:33,791 I wish I was in double maths. 313 00:14:33,791 --> 00:14:35,159 Hey. 314 00:14:35,159 --> 00:14:37,227 Tabani. Good thought. 315 00:14:38,762 --> 00:14:39,997 What about her? 316 00:14:47,271 --> 00:14:49,507 Shirt, and your tie. 317 00:14:49,507 --> 00:14:50,908 [STUDENT] Sorry, miss. 318 00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:53,511 [GROANS] 319 00:14:53,511 --> 00:14:55,313 [WATER RUNNING] 320 00:14:55,313 --> 00:14:57,682 Oi, haven't you seen Titanic ? 321 00:14:57,682 --> 00:15:00,184 - Get out while there's still time. - [STUDENTS CHUCKLE] 322 00:15:00,184 --> 00:15:01,285 [STUDENT] Come on. 323 00:15:01,285 --> 00:15:03,120 [SIGHS] Can you do anything? 324 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:06,057 Well, I can switch it off at the mains and call maintenance. 325 00:15:06,057 --> 00:15:09,126 Seriously? The whole block out of action? 326 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:12,830 All it needs is a bit of PTFE tape around that pipe. 327 00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:14,231 I could bloody do it. 328 00:15:14,598 --> 00:15:17,434 Breach of contract, Jean, you know that. 329 00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:20,004 Do you want to get your own husband sacked? 330 00:15:20,004 --> 00:15:23,307 I'll breach their lazy arses if that's not fixed today. 331 00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:27,044 I'm going to see Guy right now, so get mopping. 332 00:15:27,044 --> 00:15:28,912 - Yes, boss. - I heard that. 333 00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:30,647 [SIGHS] 334 00:15:32,316 --> 00:15:33,350 [GROANS] 335 00:15:34,451 --> 00:15:36,653 [WHISTLING] 336 00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:40,224 [JEAN] The CEO of Excello Commercial. 337 00:15:40,224 --> 00:15:42,159 Fancy seeing you here. 338 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,495 I'm not here. 339 00:15:44,495 --> 00:15:46,731 I'm at home with a glass of wine, watching the snooker. Or I should be. 340 00:15:46,731 --> 00:15:50,434 No, you should be on a site visit to Sheffield Spires Academy, 341 00:15:50,434 --> 00:15:51,969 as per my messages. 342 00:15:51,969 --> 00:15:54,171 Who listens to their messages these days? 343 00:15:54,171 --> 00:15:55,873 What's up now? 344 00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:58,242 Apart from the entire building falling apart, you mean? 345 00:15:58,242 --> 00:16:00,878 Well, try the maintenance help-line. Ta-ta. 346 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:07,852 There is no help-line. 347 00:16:07,852 --> 00:16:09,353 [SIGHS] Come on then. 348 00:16:09,353 --> 00:16:12,123 I've got 200 year eights with their legs crossed, 349 00:16:12,123 --> 00:16:13,958 a budget that won't balance, 350 00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:16,727 and the toilets are flooded for the third time this year. 351 00:16:17,195 --> 00:16:19,163 Sounds about average. 352 00:16:19,163 --> 00:16:21,205 So, if you haven't sent someone from maintenance out 353 00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:22,266 by the end of this week, 354 00:16:22,266 --> 00:16:24,402 I'm getting someone in and billing you. 355 00:16:24,402 --> 00:16:26,270 We both know you can't do that, Jean. 356 00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:27,338 Breach of contract. 357 00:16:27,338 --> 00:16:29,473 [SIGHS] Don't I know it? 358 00:16:29,473 --> 00:16:32,410 That school's made out of pizza boxes and Sellotape, 359 00:16:32,410 --> 00:16:35,379 but, hey, not your problem, contractually. 360 00:16:35,379 --> 00:16:37,148 You just count the money. 361 00:16:37,148 --> 00:16:40,284 Those kids are our future, Guy. They deserve better. 362 00:16:40,284 --> 00:16:42,286 All right, I'll see what I can do. 363 00:16:42,854 --> 00:16:45,756 Now, are you gonna key the car, or can I go home? 364 00:16:47,124 --> 00:16:48,292 End of the week, Guy! 365 00:16:56,033 --> 00:16:57,067 [ENGINE STARTS] 366 00:17:15,152 --> 00:17:16,887 Des, hey. 367 00:17:17,354 --> 00:17:18,823 Hey, Tabani. 368 00:17:18,823 --> 00:17:19,957 Round the back. 369 00:17:24,161 --> 00:17:25,796 [TABANI] What you want? 370 00:17:25,796 --> 00:17:28,299 I, uh... [SIGHS] I sorta need you to do me a favour. 371 00:17:28,299 --> 00:17:30,300 Why should I do you a favour? 372 00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:33,237 - Is a fair question. - Shut up. 373 00:17:33,237 --> 00:17:35,339 I need something taken off the Internet. 374 00:17:36,173 --> 00:17:37,407 Keep it down, yeah? 375 00:17:48,519 --> 00:17:50,687 [RUSTLING, BANGING] 376 00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:11,142 [DAVE GRUNTS] 377 00:18:11,142 --> 00:18:12,209 [GROANS] 378 00:18:18,249 --> 00:18:19,416 [DOOR OPENS] 379 00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:25,055 - Lee. - [STAMMERS] 380 00:18:25,789 --> 00:18:29,026 [SIGHS] At least attempt to look interested. 381 00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:30,060 Yes, sir. 382 00:18:31,929 --> 00:18:34,590 [SIGHS] Yeah, there's more heat on this 383 00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:36,767 than a bloody murder investigation. 384 00:18:41,438 --> 00:18:42,873 Go get yourself a coffee. 385 00:18:43,407 --> 00:18:44,742 Ten minutes. 386 00:18:44,742 --> 00:18:45,809 Right you are, sir. 387 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:50,914 [PHONE RINGING] 388 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,085 [NATHAN SIGHS] Destiny. 389 00:18:56,253 --> 00:18:57,387 [SIGHS] 390 00:18:58,522 --> 00:19:00,491 [TYPING] 391 00:19:00,491 --> 00:19:02,653 Fifty grand seems a bit light for a million-dollar dog, 392 00:19:02,654 --> 00:19:05,745 don't you think? Put the ransom up to 100 grand, 393 00:19:05,746 --> 00:19:07,731 then I can have a year off before college. 394 00:19:08,098 --> 00:19:10,968 - Come around the world with you. - Who says you're invited? 395 00:19:10,968 --> 00:19:12,736 [GROANS, CLICKS TONGUE] 396 00:19:13,103 --> 00:19:14,872 What's up, Tabs? Can't you delete him? 397 00:19:14,872 --> 00:19:16,340 Oh, no, I've done that no probs. 398 00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:18,276 [SIGHS] But I only put 50 grand in. 399 00:19:18,276 --> 00:19:19,810 In where? 400 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,178 The ransom demand. 401 00:19:21,178 --> 00:19:22,813 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 402 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,882 Back up a second. What do you mean, "ransom demand?" 403 00:19:24,882 --> 00:19:26,450 You sent a ransom demand? 404 00:19:26,450 --> 00:19:29,186 Yeah, for your around-the-world ticket and your uni fees. 405 00:19:33,357 --> 00:19:36,727 But you didn't actually send this, did you? 406 00:19:36,727 --> 00:19:37,794 Yeah. 407 00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:40,765 We were just talking. 408 00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:42,400 We didn't... 409 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,836 - We were just joking, Tabani. Oh, my God! - Oh, shut up, Cal. 410 00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:48,706 Look, uh, right... Who did you send this to? 411 00:19:48,706 --> 00:19:51,442 Uh, one to Chelsea's owner, Lucy Warner, 412 00:19:51,442 --> 00:19:54,378 one to the Sheffield Star, one to South Yorkshire Police, 413 00:19:54,378 --> 00:19:57,390 and one to a bot that's spreading it over socials, 414 00:19:57,391 --> 00:19:59,149 about 200 accounts a minute. 415 00:19:59,717 --> 00:20:00,785 [CLICKS] 416 00:20:00,785 --> 00:20:02,653 Boom. [CHUCKLES] 417 00:20:03,487 --> 00:20:05,022 I think I'm gonna be sick. 418 00:20:13,464 --> 00:20:15,132 - [NURSE] All right? - Not so bad. 419 00:20:16,834 --> 00:20:17,868 [NURSE 2] Ah. 420 00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:20,037 Ai, ai. Who do we have here? 421 00:20:20,037 --> 00:20:21,138 [NURSE 2] See you later. 422 00:20:21,672 --> 00:20:24,342 I am the voice of the one calling from the wilderness. 423 00:20:24,342 --> 00:20:26,110 Make straight the way for the Lord. 424 00:20:26,110 --> 00:20:28,445 - And for short? - John the Baptist. 425 00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,982 - Ah, psychiatry? - Mmm. 426 00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:33,984 Take a seat, me friend. 427 00:20:35,719 --> 00:20:38,856 - And enjoy the ride. - [GRUNTS, SIGHS] 428 00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:41,225 There we are. 429 00:20:42,393 --> 00:20:43,427 [PHONE RINGING] 430 00:20:43,427 --> 00:20:44,828 Oh. [SIGHS] 431 00:20:47,064 --> 00:20:48,098 [SCOFFS] 432 00:20:49,366 --> 00:20:51,102 - Well, well. - [DESTINY] It's me. 433 00:20:51,102 --> 00:20:52,203 Can I come to yours? 434 00:20:52,203 --> 00:20:53,471 If you like. 435 00:20:53,471 --> 00:20:55,206 Got a break in half an hour. 436 00:20:55,206 --> 00:20:57,341 - [DESTINY] Great. Ta very much. In a bit. - All right. 437 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,882 You're pregnant. 438 00:21:04,882 --> 00:21:07,184 - I'm not bloody pregnant. - Thank God for that. 439 00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:08,452 Come in then. 440 00:21:11,288 --> 00:21:14,458 Ah, welcome to the homestead. 441 00:21:15,526 --> 00:21:16,793 Brilliant to see ya. 442 00:21:17,227 --> 00:21:18,329 Whatever your name is. 443 00:21:18,329 --> 00:21:19,730 [SCOFFS] 444 00:21:22,066 --> 00:21:25,336 - Ben's? - Yeah, his chair's buggered. 445 00:21:25,336 --> 00:21:26,370 Seen the prices? 446 00:21:27,338 --> 00:21:29,373 Could buy a bloody van for less. 447 00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:30,774 No chance, poor lad. 448 00:21:34,878 --> 00:21:37,415 - I don't have much in the way of money. - I'm not after money. 449 00:21:37,415 --> 00:21:39,650 Oh. Shit. 450 00:21:40,317 --> 00:21:41,351 Now I'm really worried. 451 00:21:42,319 --> 00:21:44,755 Are we looking at a two-cigarette problem here? 452 00:21:45,522 --> 00:21:47,424 - Yeah. - All right. 453 00:21:53,130 --> 00:21:54,765 [INHALES SHARPLY, SPITS] 454 00:21:55,499 --> 00:21:58,102 Got my best ears on, kid. Shoot. 455 00:21:58,102 --> 00:22:01,072 You know that famous dog off Britain's Got Talent ? 456 00:22:01,072 --> 00:22:04,108 It were opening this new pet shop in the shopping centre, right? 457 00:22:04,108 --> 00:22:06,035 And me and Cal were just hanging around, 458 00:22:06,036 --> 00:22:07,912 and we sort of nicked it by accident. 459 00:22:07,912 --> 00:22:10,681 We didn't mean to, obviously. I mean, who nicks a dog? 460 00:22:10,681 --> 00:22:12,984 There's this dead posh car sitting there, engine running. 461 00:22:12,984 --> 00:22:14,852 The guy jumps out to talk to the car wash guy, 462 00:22:14,852 --> 00:22:17,455 and I just sort of, dunno, get in and drive off. Boom! 463 00:22:17,455 --> 00:22:20,124 And then there it is, just sitting in the back, this dog, panting. 464 00:22:20,124 --> 00:22:23,794 And I post a selfie online before I know it's the dog, as in the famous dog. 465 00:22:23,794 --> 00:22:24,962 Then we hear on the radio 466 00:22:24,963 --> 00:22:26,964 that we've nicked a million quid's worth of woof. 467 00:22:26,964 --> 00:22:28,866 - I mean, Jesus! - Right, I... 468 00:22:28,866 --> 00:22:31,102 We go round this crazy lass's house 'cause she dead good at computers. 469 00:22:31,102 --> 00:22:33,137 She can wipe the whole thing off Insta, which she does. 470 00:22:33,137 --> 00:22:34,972 Cool, all sorted, ta very much. 471 00:22:34,972 --> 00:22:37,775 But then she only goes mental, sends a ransom note for 50 grand 472 00:22:37,775 --> 00:22:40,111 to the police and the papers and Facebook and Instagram 473 00:22:40,111 --> 00:22:41,445 and the whole of fucking Twitter. 474 00:22:41,445 --> 00:22:44,348 And... And... And I don't know what to do! 475 00:22:45,382 --> 00:22:46,650 [INHALES DEEPLY] 476 00:22:47,484 --> 00:22:49,052 Couldn't you just be pregnant? 477 00:23:17,715 --> 00:23:18,749 [HORSE SIGHS] 478 00:23:26,357 --> 00:23:28,392 [SCOFFS, SIGHING] 479 00:23:39,737 --> 00:23:41,438 [WATER DRIPPING] 480 00:23:41,939 --> 00:23:43,841 Me dad's taking her back today. 481 00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:45,810 He's gonna tie her up somewhere and then call anonymously. 482 00:23:45,810 --> 00:23:48,812 Shame, could've got rich. 483 00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:51,281 Yeah, or gone to fucking jail. 484 00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:53,951 [CHUCKLES] 485 00:23:54,485 --> 00:23:56,687 You're not as first advertised, are you? 486 00:23:57,221 --> 00:23:59,122 Is that good or bad? 487 00:24:00,224 --> 00:24:01,959 Dunno. [CHUCKLES] 488 00:24:04,862 --> 00:24:10,167 ["TEMPTATION" PLAYING ON RADIO] 489 00:24:20,077 --> 00:24:24,281 Sorry, Destiny. Sorry, dog. 490 00:24:25,482 --> 00:24:27,084 Change of plan. 491 00:24:27,751 --> 00:24:28,852 Gaz, no. 492 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,921 I've got stuff to do. 493 00:24:31,389 --> 00:24:34,458 - Since when did you have a dog anyway? - I've moved on from women. 494 00:24:35,059 --> 00:24:36,426 I'll be back before I'm gone. 495 00:24:37,294 --> 00:24:38,829 You love your little dog. 496 00:24:38,829 --> 00:24:40,398 One, it's Jean's dog. 497 00:24:40,398 --> 00:24:41,933 Two, I hate it. 498 00:24:41,933 --> 00:24:45,002 Three, no dogs allowed on the premises. 499 00:24:45,002 --> 00:24:47,104 Be a mate. It's lunch break, ain't it? 500 00:24:47,104 --> 00:24:48,706 Good as gold, she is. 501 00:24:48,706 --> 00:24:49,706 Watch this. 502 00:24:50,274 --> 00:24:51,308 Stay. 503 00:24:52,776 --> 00:24:54,077 Here. 504 00:24:58,048 --> 00:24:59,283 [CHUCKLES] 505 00:24:59,283 --> 00:25:01,018 Well, you made it too easy for her. 506 00:25:01,018 --> 00:25:02,886 I do that with Maltesers. 507 00:25:03,454 --> 00:25:04,655 [GRUNTS] 508 00:25:05,222 --> 00:25:07,091 Oh! [CHUCKLES] 509 00:25:07,091 --> 00:25:09,694 Hey, never get a dog cleverer than its owner. 510 00:25:09,694 --> 00:25:11,495 That is definitely cleverer than you. 511 00:25:11,495 --> 00:25:13,263 Does racing tips and all. 512 00:25:13,831 --> 00:25:16,033 - How... Oh, fuck off! - [CHUCKLES] 513 00:25:16,033 --> 00:25:18,436 - Exactly what I'm doing, me friend. - [DAVE] One hour. 514 00:25:18,436 --> 00:25:20,938 After that, it's in tomorrow's spag bol. 515 00:25:20,938 --> 00:25:22,272 [BARKS] 516 00:25:22,906 --> 00:25:23,975 Love you, mate. 517 00:25:23,975 --> 00:25:25,276 [GROANS] 518 00:25:25,276 --> 00:25:27,044 Thank you all for coming. 519 00:25:27,044 --> 00:25:29,513 Obviously, it's a difficult time for us, so, uh, thank you. 520 00:25:29,513 --> 00:25:31,382 Thank you as well. 521 00:25:31,382 --> 00:25:33,084 - That dog means the world to my daughter. - [REPORTER, INDISTINCT] 522 00:25:33,084 --> 00:25:36,053 Hi, um, thanks. Thank you so much. Yes, no. Thank you. 523 00:25:36,854 --> 00:25:38,055 Um 524 00:25:39,156 --> 00:25:40,324 [NATHAN CLEARS THROAT] 525 00:25:40,324 --> 00:25:41,692 All right, yeah? 526 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,394 Do you know what they say about arsonists? 527 00:25:45,028 --> 00:25:47,064 You can always count on them for a light? 528 00:25:47,999 --> 00:25:50,767 They always return to the scene of the crime. 529 00:25:52,136 --> 00:25:53,937 Arsonists and dog thieves. 530 00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:55,873 Really? 531 00:25:56,274 --> 00:25:58,876 I heard Des was right here just before that dog disappeared. 532 00:25:59,277 --> 00:26:01,312 Pissing about with pick 'n' mix. 533 00:26:01,312 --> 00:26:04,314 On a school day? Shocked and disappointed. 534 00:26:05,015 --> 00:26:07,818 At least one of me kids turned out an upright citizen. 535 00:26:11,255 --> 00:26:13,891 Just so you know, they're pushing for custodial on this. 536 00:26:14,492 --> 00:26:17,327 So, if you or Des are anywhere near it, 537 00:26:18,896 --> 00:26:20,264 drop it like it's on fire. 538 00:26:20,898 --> 00:26:22,133 Me? 539 00:26:22,133 --> 00:26:24,468 For a measly 500 quid reward? 540 00:26:25,202 --> 00:26:26,403 Tight buggers. 541 00:26:26,770 --> 00:26:29,140 No, I'm just here for the unique shopping experience. 542 00:26:29,140 --> 00:26:30,240 [SCOFFS] 543 00:26:31,875 --> 00:26:32,910 [SIGHS] 544 00:26:32,910 --> 00:26:33,977 I am. 545 00:27:06,477 --> 00:27:08,879 All right, Dennis? What are you doing? 546 00:27:09,413 --> 00:27:11,114 Origami. 547 00:27:14,885 --> 00:27:15,886 Oh. [INDISTINCT] 548 00:27:16,420 --> 00:27:17,454 [CHELSEA WHINES] 549 00:27:19,857 --> 00:27:21,291 Chuffing hell! 550 00:27:21,725 --> 00:27:23,660 - [BELL DINGS] - [HORSE SIGHS] 551 00:27:26,130 --> 00:27:27,698 What's up with him? 552 00:27:27,698 --> 00:27:30,001 Ah, they can't call it the Big Baps no more. 553 00:27:30,001 --> 00:27:31,068 Why not? 554 00:27:32,536 --> 00:27:35,239 #BloodyMeToo, that's why. 555 00:27:35,239 --> 00:27:37,975 - Hash who? - Hashtag Me Too. 556 00:27:37,975 --> 00:27:42,280 Darren here got the heave-ho from work for calling someone "love." 557 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:46,284 I thought it was 'cause you hadn't sold a single policy in four months. 558 00:27:46,284 --> 00:27:49,854 Details, David. These are difficult days for insurance. 559 00:27:49,854 --> 00:27:53,190 The fact is, I was, as I believe the term is called, cancelled. 560 00:27:53,190 --> 00:27:55,927 I merely called a young lady... Girl... 561 00:27:55,927 --> 00:27:56,994 Woman... 562 00:27:56,994 --> 00:27:58,262 A female 563 00:27:58,262 --> 00:27:59,397 "love." 564 00:27:59,397 --> 00:28:01,432 And that was it. Out the door. 565 00:28:01,432 --> 00:28:05,970 - I call everybody "love," me. - Not anymore, my friend, not anymore. 566 00:28:05,970 --> 00:28:07,204 Not following. 567 00:28:07,204 --> 00:28:10,875 The snowflakes have taken over the asylum. 568 00:28:10,875 --> 00:28:12,075 The... 569 00:28:13,077 --> 00:28:15,479 No, not a single word of that. 570 00:28:15,479 --> 00:28:19,684 The political correctness Nazis ride abroad. 571 00:28:19,684 --> 00:28:21,919 First, they come for your Pirelli Calendar, 572 00:28:21,919 --> 00:28:25,256 then they come for your innocent double entendres, 573 00:28:25,256 --> 00:28:28,759 and finally, they come for your café. 574 00:28:29,994 --> 00:28:31,228 Now then. 575 00:28:33,097 --> 00:28:36,767 - Like I say, I didn't know it were a joke. - All this time? 576 00:28:37,268 --> 00:28:38,468 You never got it? 577 00:28:40,371 --> 00:28:43,140 Big, you know, baps. 578 00:28:43,641 --> 00:28:48,012 As far as I'm concerned, Dave, a bap is a circular bread roll, 579 00:28:48,012 --> 00:28:50,882 and a big bap is a big circular bread roll. End of. 580 00:28:50,882 --> 00:28:52,983 - What are you having, Horse? - I, um 581 00:28:53,584 --> 00:28:56,921 I fancy one of those, um, double entendres. 582 00:28:56,921 --> 00:28:58,655 Is that one of the specials? 583 00:28:59,823 --> 00:29:02,092 [DAVE] Ah, Gaz's new dog does that. 584 00:29:15,339 --> 00:29:17,474 - Oh, God. Come on. - [KEYS RUSTLING] 585 00:29:18,242 --> 00:29:19,877 [PANTING] 586 00:29:21,812 --> 00:29:23,014 No. 587 00:29:23,014 --> 00:29:24,748 [PANTS] 588 00:29:28,953 --> 00:29:30,854 What the fuck have you done to me dog? 589 00:29:31,956 --> 00:29:35,126 I panicked. And that's the bloody point. 590 00:29:35,126 --> 00:29:36,327 Not your dog. 591 00:29:36,327 --> 00:29:38,095 Possession is nine-tenths of the law. 592 00:29:38,095 --> 00:29:39,196 Or is it ten-tenths? 593 00:29:39,697 --> 00:29:42,033 That there is stolen goods. 594 00:29:42,033 --> 00:29:44,769 - Give over, Dave. It's just a dog. - A stolen dog. 595 00:29:44,769 --> 00:29:47,171 So, I was in possession of stolen goods. 596 00:29:47,171 --> 00:29:48,873 On school premises. 597 00:29:48,873 --> 00:29:51,442 All right, don't blow your stack. I'll buy you a pint. 598 00:29:51,442 --> 00:29:54,045 - A pint? - I'll chuck in some crisps. 599 00:29:54,045 --> 00:29:56,847 I don't want my pint. I don't want crisps. 600 00:29:56,847 --> 00:29:59,383 All right, all right. I mean, it wasn't even my idea. 601 00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:00,451 It was Des. 602 00:30:00,451 --> 00:30:01,852 Destiny? 603 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,022 - Destiny? - Yeah, Destiny. 604 00:30:05,022 --> 00:30:07,491 I... I don't know what to say. 605 00:30:07,491 --> 00:30:09,026 Then maybe don't, eh? 606 00:30:09,660 --> 00:30:12,830 You don't bother about your own daughter from one year to the next. 607 00:30:12,830 --> 00:30:14,832 I see her more than you, 608 00:30:14,832 --> 00:30:16,550 and your latest idea of parenting 609 00:30:16,551 --> 00:30:18,836 is to get her involved in bloody thieving? 610 00:30:18,836 --> 00:30:22,039 Well, no wonder she's going off the rails. No bloody wonder. 611 00:30:22,039 --> 00:30:24,474 - She's doing all right. - Like you'd know. 612 00:30:24,841 --> 00:30:27,945 Fuck your own life up, Gaz. Be my guest. 613 00:30:27,945 --> 00:30:30,553 But fucking her life up any more than you already have, 614 00:30:30,554 --> 00:30:31,883 that is unforgivable. 615 00:30:31,883 --> 00:30:35,419 And just who the hell are you to give out parenting advice, hey? 616 00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:37,354 You don't even have any kids. 617 00:30:48,165 --> 00:30:49,199 [DOOR SLAMS] 618 00:30:50,901 --> 00:30:52,402 Fuck. Shouldn't have said that. 619 00:30:58,976 --> 00:31:00,944 [COINS JINGLING] 620 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:20,197 [SCOFFS] Excuse me, what happened to the check-outs? 621 00:31:21,131 --> 00:31:23,033 All automated now. 622 00:31:23,501 --> 00:31:25,436 Oh, that's nice, yeah? 623 00:31:25,436 --> 00:31:28,039 So, uh, what happened to the check-out people? 624 00:31:28,039 --> 00:31:29,340 [SCOFFS] Don't know. 625 00:31:29,340 --> 00:31:31,142 Just wave your card at the machine. 626 00:31:31,142 --> 00:31:32,442 [CHUCKLES] Right. 627 00:31:33,877 --> 00:31:35,679 But I haven't got a card. 628 00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:40,317 [GROANS] 629 00:31:52,029 --> 00:31:53,263 [PLATE RATTLES] 630 00:31:53,797 --> 00:31:54,965 [MICROWAVE DOOR CLOSES] 631 00:31:55,366 --> 00:31:56,867 [SIGHS] 632 00:32:00,537 --> 00:32:02,105 [GRUNTS] 633 00:32:36,006 --> 00:32:38,041 [SIGHS] 634 00:32:42,313 --> 00:32:44,081 [DISCO MUSIC PLAYING] 635 00:32:44,515 --> 00:32:45,850 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 636 00:32:45,850 --> 00:32:47,218 [PEOPLE LAUGHING] 637 00:32:47,218 --> 00:32:49,152 [CHATTERING] 638 00:32:51,522 --> 00:32:55,259 [LUCY] I don't care about the money or films or anything. 639 00:32:55,259 --> 00:32:57,361 I just... I just really want her back. 640 00:32:57,361 --> 00:32:58,428 She's my best friend. 641 00:33:00,130 --> 00:33:02,133 The people who don't have dogs don't realise... 642 00:33:02,133 --> 00:33:03,401 [SIGHS] 643 00:33:03,401 --> 00:33:05,202 I just really miss her. 644 00:33:05,202 --> 00:33:09,273 Whoever you are, just please, please look after her. 645 00:33:10,941 --> 00:33:12,009 [SIGHS] 646 00:33:15,479 --> 00:33:16,981 [GAZ] All right, Des? 647 00:33:16,981 --> 00:33:18,816 What happened? I thought you dealt with it. 648 00:33:18,816 --> 00:33:21,118 No, no. I couldn't. Place were crawling with coppers. 649 00:33:21,919 --> 00:33:23,020 One particular copper. 650 00:33:23,020 --> 00:33:24,322 Nathan? 651 00:33:24,322 --> 00:33:25,389 Oh, you're kidding. 652 00:33:25,389 --> 00:33:27,091 He's got you on camera, 653 00:33:27,091 --> 00:33:29,060 messing around in the shopping centre just before. 654 00:33:29,060 --> 00:33:30,194 Shit. 655 00:33:30,194 --> 00:33:31,662 Nah, he's not sure. 656 00:33:32,530 --> 00:33:35,099 - I reckon he thinks it's me. - Shit. 657 00:33:35,099 --> 00:33:36,466 No proof, has he? 658 00:33:36,934 --> 00:33:39,303 Take her back in a day or two when things have cooled off. 659 00:33:39,303 --> 00:33:41,138 - [ELECTRIC BUZZING] - What's that noise? 660 00:33:41,138 --> 00:33:44,007 Um, police helicopter. 661 00:33:44,608 --> 00:33:46,844 It's all right, it's going, going... 662 00:33:46,844 --> 00:33:48,278 - [BUZZING STOPS] - It's gone. 663 00:33:49,013 --> 00:33:50,013 Okay. 664 00:33:51,215 --> 00:33:55,753 Um, sorry to, you know, cause bother. 665 00:33:55,753 --> 00:33:57,254 Nah. It's all right, love. 666 00:33:58,389 --> 00:34:00,124 Happy to help. 667 00:34:00,124 --> 00:34:01,191 [CHILD] Des? 668 00:34:02,326 --> 00:34:04,862 - Oh, I've got to go. - Bye. 669 00:34:04,862 --> 00:34:06,363 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 670 00:34:07,731 --> 00:34:08,999 [DESTINY SIGHS] 671 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,836 ["ALL I NEED" PLAYING ON STEREO] 672 00:34:18,409 --> 00:34:21,312 Oh, there she is. My beautiful daughter. 673 00:34:21,312 --> 00:34:22,847 [MUSIC STOPS] 674 00:34:22,847 --> 00:34:24,115 What? No dancing? 675 00:34:24,115 --> 00:34:26,384 - You woke the twins. - [GROANS] 676 00:34:26,384 --> 00:34:27,752 Sorry, love. 677 00:34:27,752 --> 00:34:29,820 - Were it too loud? - [SIGHS] 678 00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:32,089 - She'd be more beautiful with a smile. - [CHUCKLES] 679 00:34:32,089 --> 00:34:33,257 Does she do smiling at all? 680 00:34:33,257 --> 00:34:35,826 Oh, only when I see you leaving, Brian. 681 00:34:35,826 --> 00:34:37,295 - When are you leaving? - Oi! 682 00:34:37,295 --> 00:34:39,463 - I asked him to stay, so he's staying. - [SIGHS] 683 00:34:39,463 --> 00:34:41,866 Don't know what she's got against me, that one. 684 00:34:41,866 --> 00:34:43,301 But I'll keep trying. 685 00:34:43,301 --> 00:34:46,137 Hey, that's me, one of life's triers. 686 00:34:46,137 --> 00:34:47,805 Oh, don't waste your time. 687 00:34:47,805 --> 00:34:49,240 They've got school tomorrow. 688 00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:51,042 Oh, I know. 689 00:34:51,042 --> 00:34:54,045 Her legendary commitment to education. 690 00:34:54,045 --> 00:34:56,714 Oh, when did you last make it to school again? 691 00:34:56,714 --> 00:34:59,417 - That's none of your fucking business! - Hey, hey! You two. 692 00:34:59,417 --> 00:35:02,019 Look, we will try and keep it down. 693 00:35:02,019 --> 00:35:03,120 - Okay, love? - [SIGHS] 694 00:35:04,088 --> 00:35:05,222 [MOANS, KISSES] 695 00:35:06,023 --> 00:35:07,358 Gorgeous girl. 696 00:35:07,358 --> 00:35:08,692 [GRUNTS] 697 00:35:12,229 --> 00:35:14,064 [MOTHER SHOUTS, LAUGHS] 698 00:35:14,999 --> 00:35:16,366 Come on then. 699 00:35:26,944 --> 00:35:28,979 - [MUSIC THUMPING] - [LAUGHING, CHEERING] 700 00:35:29,747 --> 00:35:31,148 [SIGHS] 701 00:35:39,156 --> 00:35:43,193 [MOTHER, BRIAN CHATTERING] 702 00:35:47,998 --> 00:35:49,333 [SIGHS] 703 00:35:54,471 --> 00:35:56,406 [SIGHS] 704 00:36:05,783 --> 00:36:06,817 Twins all right? 705 00:36:07,785 --> 00:36:08,819 They're good. 706 00:36:09,853 --> 00:36:11,489 - Your mum? - [SCOFFS] 707 00:36:11,489 --> 00:36:13,024 You don't wanna know. 708 00:36:13,024 --> 00:36:14,091 Oh. 709 00:36:14,792 --> 00:36:15,859 Who is it this time? 710 00:36:16,894 --> 00:36:18,462 Creep called Brian. 711 00:36:19,530 --> 00:36:21,198 Heating engineer. 712 00:36:21,765 --> 00:36:23,067 Money then. 713 00:36:23,067 --> 00:36:25,469 Oh, yeah, he splashes that around, all right. 714 00:36:27,037 --> 00:36:28,405 So, what's up with him? 715 00:36:29,473 --> 00:36:31,041 Just don't like him. 716 00:36:31,509 --> 00:36:34,812 Yeah, but you don't really like anybody, do you? 717 00:36:34,812 --> 00:36:36,013 I do. 718 00:36:36,547 --> 00:36:38,015 Name one person. 719 00:36:39,984 --> 00:36:41,785 [CHUCKLES] 720 00:36:42,286 --> 00:36:43,420 See? 721 00:36:45,789 --> 00:36:46,924 Chelsea's all right. 722 00:36:47,891 --> 00:36:49,860 Yeah, she is, isn't she? 723 00:36:50,894 --> 00:36:52,229 Shame we have to give her back. 724 00:36:53,030 --> 00:36:54,332 Yeah, but we are. 725 00:36:54,332 --> 00:36:55,465 Yeah, yeah. 726 00:36:56,533 --> 00:36:58,836 All sorted, kid. Just like I said I would. 727 00:36:58,836 --> 00:36:59,970 Thanks. 728 00:37:00,738 --> 00:37:02,206 I got all bent about it. 729 00:37:03,274 --> 00:37:05,476 Well, that's what dads are for, right? 730 00:37:05,476 --> 00:37:07,778 Intermittently, in my case, I admit. 731 00:37:12,783 --> 00:37:13,917 You know [SIGHS] 732 00:37:14,651 --> 00:37:16,453 if things are tricky at your mum's, 733 00:37:17,021 --> 00:37:19,656 you can always come and stay at mine, if you'd like. 734 00:37:21,525 --> 00:37:23,026 - Yeah? - Yeah. 735 00:37:24,061 --> 00:37:26,030 Four berth caravan, kid. 736 00:37:26,030 --> 00:37:27,410 Hack away at the undergrowth, 737 00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:29,466 find another bedroom for you down the back. 738 00:37:31,168 --> 00:37:32,302 Right. 739 00:37:33,170 --> 00:37:35,839 I don't know. The twins wouldn't be right happy. 740 00:37:37,041 --> 00:37:38,709 Well, the offer's there. 741 00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:46,049 Haven't seen that much of each other for a while, have we? 742 00:37:47,518 --> 00:37:49,419 What with one thing and another. 743 00:37:53,424 --> 00:37:55,726 Maybe make up for lost time, hey? 744 00:37:57,861 --> 00:37:58,962 Yeah. 745 00:37:59,797 --> 00:38:00,964 Maybe. 746 00:38:03,467 --> 00:38:05,002 Thanks 747 00:38:06,437 --> 00:38:07,471 Dad. 748 00:38:08,138 --> 00:38:09,439 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 749 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,810 [LAUGHING] 750 00:38:12,810 --> 00:38:15,045 ["DON'T GET ME WRONG" PLAYING] 751 00:38:51,282 --> 00:38:52,749 [SONG ENDS] 752 00:39:04,495 --> 00:39:06,029 [RATTLING] 753 00:39:16,373 --> 00:39:17,741 [CABINET CLOSES] 754 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,748 [RATTLES] 755 00:39:27,217 --> 00:39:28,753 Oi! 756 00:39:28,753 --> 00:39:30,287 ["BOO" PLAYING] 757 00:39:31,956 --> 00:39:33,290 Get back here. 758 00:39:34,091 --> 00:39:35,726 Oi! 759 00:39:36,093 --> 00:39:38,829 [BOTH PANTING] 760 00:39:39,263 --> 00:39:41,098 [PANTING CONTINUES] 761 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,668 [GROANING, PANTS] 762 00:39:45,970 --> 00:39:47,838 [DAVE SIGHS] 763 00:39:47,838 --> 00:39:49,473 You all right, Mr Horsfall? 764 00:39:49,473 --> 00:39:51,341 [PANTS] Do I look like I'm all right? 765 00:39:53,043 --> 00:39:55,980 [PANTING, BREATHING HEAVILY] 766 00:39:55,980 --> 00:39:57,448 [INHALES SHARPLY] 767 00:39:57,448 --> 00:39:59,716 [PANTS] 768 00:40:01,318 --> 00:40:02,452 Give us a crisp. 769 00:40:04,054 --> 00:40:05,322 [SIGHS] 770 00:40:08,492 --> 00:40:09,693 Hellfire. 771 00:40:10,528 --> 00:40:13,497 I don't know what your excuse is, but you're not starving, are you? 772 00:40:13,497 --> 00:40:15,066 You can talk. 773 00:40:15,066 --> 00:40:17,234 Hey, no back-chat! 774 00:40:17,702 --> 00:40:19,704 It's not the first time, is it? 775 00:40:19,704 --> 00:40:22,472 Stuff's been wandering out of that kitchen for weeks now. 776 00:40:22,973 --> 00:40:25,309 What have you got to say for you, son, hey? 777 00:40:27,411 --> 00:40:31,115 How about, "Sorry for giving you a chuffing heart attack, Mr Horsfall?" 778 00:40:31,115 --> 00:40:32,683 Sorry. 779 00:40:32,683 --> 00:40:33,917 I should think so. 780 00:40:34,685 --> 00:40:40,685 Well, I can either report you to the deputy head, Mr Amagee, right? 781 00:40:41,058 --> 00:40:44,729 Or you can help me sweep the sports hall. 782 00:40:44,729 --> 00:40:46,263 [SIGHS] 783 00:41:05,082 --> 00:41:06,350 Right. [SIGHS] 784 00:41:06,350 --> 00:41:08,819 - Tara then. - Yeah, see ya. 785 00:41:28,072 --> 00:41:30,107 Five... No. 786 00:41:30,107 --> 00:41:31,776 Oh, thanks, love. 787 00:41:31,776 --> 00:41:33,410 Hey, did you manage to catch your biscuit thief? 788 00:41:34,178 --> 00:41:36,380 Oh, no, no. 789 00:41:36,814 --> 00:41:40,418 All quiet on the mean streets of Sheffield Spires Academy. 790 00:41:40,418 --> 00:41:41,852 [CHUCKLES] 791 00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:43,954 [CLICKS TONGUE] You okay? 792 00:41:44,455 --> 00:41:46,857 [CLICKS TONGUE] No, not really. 793 00:41:46,857 --> 00:41:48,951 [SNIFFS] No matter which way I slice it, 794 00:41:48,952 --> 00:41:50,361 we're still massively over budget. 795 00:41:50,361 --> 00:41:51,796 Cake sale? 796 00:41:51,796 --> 00:41:53,998 [SIGHS] Maybe 2,000 cake sales. 797 00:41:53,998 --> 00:41:57,001 Honestly, Dave, I never thought when I did my teacher training, 798 00:41:57,001 --> 00:41:59,237 I'd end up as a chuffing accountant. 799 00:41:59,237 --> 00:42:01,772 Proudest day of my life when you got your degree. 800 00:42:01,772 --> 00:42:04,741 - [SMACKS LIPS] Oh, come on. - No, no, I'll never forget it. 801 00:42:05,209 --> 00:42:08,946 You in your black cape and your funny little square hat. [CHUCKLES] 802 00:42:09,414 --> 00:42:10,814 Yeah, but what about you? 803 00:42:12,716 --> 00:42:13,784 Wh-What do you mean? 804 00:42:14,185 --> 00:42:18,055 Well, what are you proud of in your life? 805 00:42:20,891 --> 00:42:23,294 I've just said. You. 806 00:42:23,294 --> 00:42:24,928 [CLICKS TONGUE, SIGHS] 807 00:42:26,297 --> 00:42:28,799 Has Lulah been out? I'll... I'll take her. 808 00:42:30,901 --> 00:42:32,236 Dave, I... 809 00:42:38,876 --> 00:42:40,010 [HUFFS] 810 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:51,188 Hello? 811 00:42:52,823 --> 00:42:53,891 Anybody here? 812 00:42:57,027 --> 00:42:58,262 Hello? 813 00:43:06,236 --> 00:43:08,138 Jesus Christ. 814 00:43:09,306 --> 00:43:10,440 It'll grow out. 815 00:43:11,341 --> 00:43:14,312 - [SIGHS] - Doesn't look exactly chuffed to see you. 816 00:43:14,312 --> 00:43:16,180 Yeah, me and this dog, it's a... 817 00:43:16,748 --> 00:43:18,916 it's a purely professional relationship. 818 00:43:19,384 --> 00:43:20,785 Worth a bob or two, I hear. 819 00:43:20,785 --> 00:43:21,852 [CHUCKLES] 820 00:43:22,420 --> 00:43:25,489 A bob or two? I'd say a bob or two. 821 00:43:25,489 --> 00:43:28,459 A movie deal, TV series, adverts. 822 00:43:28,459 --> 00:43:31,128 - Lucky I happened to find her then. - Yeah, maybe. 823 00:43:31,762 --> 00:43:35,499 You know, the thing is, a dog like this, it's a lot of work. 824 00:43:35,499 --> 00:43:37,902 Four hours training every bloody day. 825 00:43:37,902 --> 00:43:39,967 Taking her to launches, pet shops, 826 00:43:39,968 --> 00:43:41,939 studios, feeding her, picking up her shit. 827 00:43:41,939 --> 00:43:43,140 I mean, you have no idea. 828 00:43:43,140 --> 00:43:44,242 Take your word for it. 829 00:43:44,242 --> 00:43:47,377 So, thank you for finding her. 830 00:43:48,111 --> 00:43:51,115 The truth is, my thieving little friend, I don't want her back. 831 00:43:51,115 --> 00:43:52,283 Eh? 832 00:43:52,283 --> 00:43:55,119 Look, she's insured. 833 00:43:55,119 --> 00:43:58,356 Obviously. I won't get much back in cash terms but something. 834 00:43:58,356 --> 00:44:01,401 So, you dump the carcass somewhere where it can be found, 835 00:44:01,402 --> 00:44:02,402 and then I can claim. 836 00:44:02,693 --> 00:44:06,063 You get five grand no questions asked, and I get my life back. 837 00:44:06,063 --> 00:44:07,130 Carcass? 838 00:44:07,931 --> 00:44:11,269 - You want me to kill the dog? - You're quick up north, aren't ya? 839 00:44:11,269 --> 00:44:13,070 Payment's upon death. They need proof. 840 00:44:13,070 --> 00:44:14,872 Yeah, a carcass. Are you keeping up? 841 00:44:14,872 --> 00:44:17,008 Oh, you're a warm-hearted fucker, aren't you? 842 00:44:17,008 --> 00:44:18,375 Business is business. 843 00:44:19,143 --> 00:44:21,412 You'll get a six-figure payout from this, I'm sure. 844 00:44:21,412 --> 00:44:23,047 You're offering me fucking lunch money? 845 00:44:23,047 --> 00:44:24,948 Five grand's a lot of lunch money in these parts. 846 00:44:25,783 --> 00:44:27,050 Tell you what. 847 00:44:28,218 --> 00:44:29,887 I happen to quite like her. 848 00:44:29,887 --> 00:44:31,122 [SIGHS] 849 00:44:31,122 --> 00:44:33,724 So, how's about I keep hold of her? 850 00:44:34,291 --> 00:44:35,426 Every once in a while, 851 00:44:35,426 --> 00:44:37,929 post a photograph, so your insurer knows 852 00:44:37,929 --> 00:44:39,720 she's alive and well and living 853 00:44:39,721 --> 00:44:42,300 in the Socialist Republic of South Yorkshire. 854 00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:44,301 And you get fuck all. 855 00:44:44,902 --> 00:44:45,936 [CHUCKLES] 856 00:44:46,937 --> 00:44:48,005 Ten grand. 857 00:44:48,539 --> 00:44:49,740 Take it or leave it. 858 00:44:50,774 --> 00:44:51,875 So 859 00:44:52,476 --> 00:44:54,011 call me. 860 00:44:54,011 --> 00:44:55,813 Say where to meet and when. 861 00:44:55,813 --> 00:44:58,182 You bring a dead dog, I bring the cash. Everybody's happy. 862 00:44:58,750 --> 00:45:00,484 Think your daughter will be happy? 863 00:45:00,484 --> 00:45:01,919 Lucy? 864 00:45:01,919 --> 00:45:03,687 It's kind of you to think of her. 865 00:45:04,088 --> 00:45:05,656 I'll buy her a fucking pony, mate. 866 00:45:12,363 --> 00:45:14,164 Offer runs out tomorrow. 867 00:45:18,135 --> 00:45:19,870 [CHELSEA WHIMPERS] 868 00:45:19,870 --> 00:45:21,672 Oh, fuck. 869 00:45:28,312 --> 00:45:29,346 Lomper? 870 00:45:31,015 --> 00:45:32,149 Knock, knock. 871 00:45:33,250 --> 00:45:34,284 All right? 872 00:45:35,886 --> 00:45:37,788 [LOMPER] What do you want? 873 00:45:37,788 --> 00:45:39,924 You can't grow your cannabis up here. 874 00:45:39,924 --> 00:45:41,124 Can't I just visit? 875 00:45:42,493 --> 00:45:44,996 All right, can I borrow your ratting gun? 876 00:45:44,996 --> 00:45:48,265 Got one under the caravan learning to play the bloody drums. 877 00:45:49,433 --> 00:45:50,667 Hang on. 878 00:45:57,474 --> 00:45:58,742 Fuck off. 879 00:45:59,476 --> 00:46:00,811 Great. 880 00:46:02,146 --> 00:46:04,081 Five pence a pellet. 881 00:46:04,882 --> 00:46:08,352 You make Scrooge look like Father Christmas, you do. 882 00:46:08,352 --> 00:46:10,254 Don't go killing anyone I wouldn't. 883 00:46:10,888 --> 00:46:11,989 Thanks. 884 00:46:13,157 --> 00:46:15,158 [BAGS RATTLING] 885 00:46:19,797 --> 00:46:23,134 - [CHILD] You'll still visit us, right? - 'Course I will. 886 00:46:23,134 --> 00:46:26,036 I'll be 'round all the time. I love you little buggers. 887 00:46:26,504 --> 00:46:29,239 And I'm only at me dad's. It's not far. 888 00:46:32,076 --> 00:46:36,480 Thing is, he's a person, you're a dog. 889 00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:38,982 No arguments there, so don't even try. 890 00:46:39,550 --> 00:46:42,352 I mean, he can go on and win a Nobel prize. 891 00:46:43,287 --> 00:46:45,189 What are you gonna do, eh? 892 00:46:45,189 --> 00:46:46,791 I mean, with respect. 893 00:46:46,791 --> 00:46:49,993 Jumping through hoops, not exactly world-changing, so 894 00:46:52,129 --> 00:46:53,463 [GRUNTS] 895 00:46:54,498 --> 00:46:55,999 [SIGHS] 896 00:46:56,700 --> 00:47:01,305 On the other hand, I mean, a-as I'm sure you would say, if you could, 897 00:47:01,305 --> 00:47:05,309 eight million votes in a talent show, it's not nothing. 898 00:47:05,777 --> 00:47:08,745 It's a vote of confidence from great British public, is that. 899 00:47:09,513 --> 00:47:10,915 No. 900 00:47:10,915 --> 00:47:13,450 Still, the fact remains, 901 00:47:14,051 --> 00:47:17,221 Ben's got a really shitty life, 902 00:47:17,221 --> 00:47:20,691 and ten grand buys him an electric wheelchair with all the trimmings. 903 00:47:21,159 --> 00:47:25,095 He could go wherever he wants to go, school, university. 904 00:47:26,030 --> 00:47:28,265 But you're not going to fucking university, are you? 905 00:47:28,933 --> 00:47:30,868 No. Think on. 906 00:47:35,339 --> 00:47:36,407 [WHIMPERS] 907 00:47:36,407 --> 00:47:38,342 Oh, fucking don't do that to me. 908 00:47:46,417 --> 00:47:48,252 Des, you haven't thought this through. 909 00:47:48,252 --> 00:47:50,021 No, I have. 910 00:47:50,021 --> 00:47:51,956 You're always so down on him. People change, you know? 911 00:47:51,956 --> 00:47:56,260 Look, love, all I'm saying is don't expect too much from him. 912 00:47:57,728 --> 00:47:59,230 Well, you know where we are. 913 00:47:59,230 --> 00:48:00,331 [MOTHER CLICKS TONGUE] 914 00:48:00,331 --> 00:48:03,100 [SIGHS] 915 00:48:14,345 --> 00:48:16,347 ["GALLEY GIRL" PLAYING] 916 00:48:16,347 --> 00:48:18,382 [SONG CONTINUES] 917 00:48:20,317 --> 00:48:21,885 I don't wanna do it. 918 00:48:22,319 --> 00:48:23,353 Obviously. 919 00:48:25,356 --> 00:48:27,024 I mean, you're great. 920 00:48:27,825 --> 00:48:28,992 Best doggy around. 921 00:48:33,931 --> 00:48:34,965 But 922 00:48:36,267 --> 00:48:37,901 he's me grandson. 923 00:48:44,842 --> 00:48:46,210 Fuck it. 924 00:48:53,817 --> 00:48:55,453 What are you doing? 925 00:48:55,453 --> 00:48:56,754 Nothing. 926 00:48:56,754 --> 00:48:57,855 [SNIFFLES] 927 00:48:58,322 --> 00:48:59,456 Nothing. 928 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:09,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 64516

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