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["YOU SEXY THING" PLAYING]
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[GEORGE OSBORNE] We're making
the Northern Powerhouse
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a reality and rebalancing our country.
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[THERESA MAY] We will
build a better Britain.
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[TONY BLAIR] It will be a Britain renewed.
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[BORIS JOHNSON] Levelling
up is a fantastic mission.
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Levelling up. Levelling up. Levelling up.
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[SONG ENDS]
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["CHEER" PLAYING ON HEADPHONES]
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[GAZ GRUNTS]
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[DAVE] All aboard!
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[STUDENTS CHATTERING]
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[DAVE] Come on, girls, are your
legs not working this morning?
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Morning! Morning!
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Last call for scholars,
slackers, superstars, and skivers.
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Sheffield Spires
Academy welcomes you all.
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Gum in the bin provided, Jaygo,
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and I'll be checking round
the Portakabins at break time,
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in case you're thinking
of sparking one up.
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All aboard!
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[SONG CONTINUES]
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Big baps!
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Get your big baps here!
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Do you know how offensive that is?
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What's offensive about big baps?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Bless. We'll have a chat later.
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[SONG CONTINUES]
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Beep, beep, beep, beep! Beep!
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Thanks, guys.
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Love you.
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Love you, all.
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[DAVE] Gate's closing.
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Hurry up, Mandy, before
they release the lions.
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Ah, brightest lass in the school.
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Destiny Schofield.
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You could go places if you wanted.
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[GROANS]
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[SIGHS]
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You all right, Des?
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- Gate's shut.
- Irene will let me in through kitchens.
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Or you could come with
me down shopping centre.
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I've got double physics.
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[SCOFFS] Double physics.
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Good times. Double physics.
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Tough one.
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[SIGHS]
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Ah, bollocks.
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[SONG CONTINUES]
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[COUGHS]
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[SONG ENDS]
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[GAZ GROANING, GRUNTING]
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[BRAKES HISS]
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[PANTS] Single to Parkwood
Springs, please, driver.
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You're not coming on here with that.
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- With what?
- Your mucky shoes. What do you think?
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Oh, give over.
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You let her on with
that buggy, didn't you?
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Well, surprisingly, buggies are
allowed, but mattresses are not.
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Ah.
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They let parrots on
airplanes and monkeys.
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Emotional support animals for
if you're scared of flying.
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Don't tell me. This is your
emotional support mattress.
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Could be.
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- Because you're scared of buses?
- Got it.
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- Then walk!
- Oh, for God's sake, just let him on!
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- The people say yes.
- [MOTHER SCOFFS]
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And the driver says no.
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- [PASSENGER] Come on, mate.
- [MOTHER GROANS]
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What if I buy a ticket for me mattress?
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Can't say fairer than that, can it?
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[SCOFFS] Two singles
to Parkwood Springs.
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- Full fare?
- Yes, or bloody no?
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Mattress is basically brand new!
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Don't make me regret asking this.
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Under 16 years old
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gotta be half fare.
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[SIGHS]
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[SPEAKING KOREAN]
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[SIGHS]
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- [GRUNTS, CHUCKLES]
- [CHUCKLES]
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Stop the bus!
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- [BUS DRIVER] After all that?
- Des!
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[BUS DRIVER] Give me bloody strength.
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Des!
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Des! Des!
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Des.
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There's some nutter shouting for you.
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- I know.
- Dessie.
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- Des, he's got a mattress on his head.
- I know.
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- [MAN] Des!
- It's your dad.
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- Cal, I know. Jesus.
- Des!
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[PANTING]
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All right, kid?
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I've seen you from the bus.
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[PANTS]
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Been a while, eh? [PANTS]
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How you doing?
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Yeah, fine.
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Tried calling you.
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Oh, well, I got a new phone, so...
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Right, uh, well I'll, uh
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Here.
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I'll take your number.
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[PANTS]
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How are these numbers so tiny?
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- [SCOFFS]
- I can't...
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- Give it here.
- Thanks.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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- Nice mattress, Mr Schofield.
- Good, eh?
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- Nearly new.
- Ah.
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Hey, Des, you can have it if you like.
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Oh, I'm good for mattresses.
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Right.
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- Yourself?
- Uh, not today, thanks, Mr Schofield.
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Right.
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- There you go. Tara.
- Thanks.
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Tara.
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Oh. Thanks.
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- Bye, Mr Schofield.
- Bye.
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- Wait up, Des.
- I'll call you!
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Des, I like your hair!
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[PANTING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[GROANS]
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[CROWD CHATTERING]
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- Mmm.
- Dessie.
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They saw. They'll get security.
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- What's your problem?
- No problem.
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- Dessie.
- Here. Eat the evidence.
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[GROANS]
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- I've got double maths this afternoon.
- Ah, don't be a wuss.
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Totally comfortable with my wussy side.
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What would I want a
fucking mattress for, eh?
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What's wrong with him? Weirdo.
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He's friendly, though.
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Barely seen him since he fucked
off, or talked to him, nothing.
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- Didn't have your number, to be fair.
- Cal, don't be fair.
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Righto.
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[present And she'll be joining
us with her recipe for lasagne.
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Then, how much money has Chelsea,
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last year's canine winner of
Britain's Got Talent , made?
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A-A dog won Britain's Got Talent?
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- Is that what I'm hearing? A dog?
- Yep, clever little bugger.
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Is that what goes for talent these days?
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Forget about William
Shakespeare, for instance.
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Well, Shakespeare's dead.
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Or Winston Churchill.
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Also dead.
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So what about Jane Austen,
Queen Victoria, or the Beatles?
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I don't know. Picasso for God's sake.
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Dead. Dead. Mostly dead. And Spanish.
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Not really picking up the
clues here, are you Gerald?
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[GERALD] But a dog?
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Says it all, doesn't it?
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Exactly what's wrong with this country.
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On the contrary, that's
democracy at work, that is.
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Democracy? You'll be having
it up for Prime Minister next.
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Perfectly possible. As
a matter of information,
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- Caligula made his horse a Roman Consul.
- [CHUCKLES]
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Shut up.
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I'd vote for that dog. I
think it's rather sweet.
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She couldn't be worse than what
we've got already. [CHUCKLES]
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Is it to takeaway?
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- What?
- Your tea, sir.
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To takeaway?
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No, why would it be?
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Because if you don't zip
it, I'll be throwing you out.
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There'll be no politics chat in
the Big Baps, thank you very much.
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I wasn't being political, was I?
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Everything's political.
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So, what am I allowed to say?
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Glad you asked.
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Free speech is a fundamental
human right, Dennis.
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Not in the Big Baps, it's not.
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Sorry.
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- Look who it is, Ben.
- All right, kid?
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Hi, grandad.
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- Back in the manual chair, I see.
- Tell me about it.
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[SIGHS] Battery's gone again.
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Whole thing's knackered, really.
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If you've got a spare
three grand for a new one
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I can do three slices
of lemon drizzle cake.
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[NATHAN CHUCKLES] No, I better get off.
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All right, tara, kid. Be
good. See you later, Dad.
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- Thanks for dropping him, Nath.
- Tara.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Let's have that cake.
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- Des, give over.
- [SIGHS]
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- Need to get you back to school, don't we?
- I'm fine with the bus.
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Ay, up.
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- What are you doing? N-No, I don't think...
- You can't be late for double maths.
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- No, I really can. Are you...
- Get in the car.
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- Oh, my God.
- Get in the fucking car.
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[DESTINY GRUNTS]
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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Yeah? Really?
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Hey! Hey!
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- Someone stop that car!
- [DESTINY SCREAMS]
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- What are we doing?
- [CHEERS, LAUGHS]
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My mum is gonna kill me.
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[TYRES SCREECH]
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We've gone from nicking sweets to a car.
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[DESTINY LAUGHS, CHEERS]
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Jesus.
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- [SCREAMS, LAUGHS]
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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You're mad! You're fucking mad!
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[LAUGHS]
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There is nobody after
us. You can calm down now.
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- I am calm, kind of.
- Well, stop panting then, will you?
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- [PANTING]
- I'm not.
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[SCREAMS]
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- [DESTINY] Jesus fucking Christ!
- [CAL GROANS]
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[CAL] He could've killed me.
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One bite of my carotid artery. D-Dead.
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[DOG PANTS]
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Doesn't look like a killer.
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Oh, well, they never
do, though, do they?
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What about fag-breath
Annie's sausage dog?
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The teeth on that little bastard.
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Okay, let's get it out and do one.
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Don't want to be hanging
around with this motor.
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They'll nick out round here.
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Yeah, thieving bastards.
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[DESTINY SIGHS]
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Go on then.
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Shoo!
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[DOG WHINES]
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[SIGHS]
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Oh, my God. Look at that.
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All right, dog, you are clever, eh?
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If it's that clever, it
can find its own way home.
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I'm not chucking it out round here.
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What happened to the
hardest fucker in year 12?
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Des, the coppers are coming
up that road any minute.
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How's that gonna look
on my UCAS form, eh?
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Two B's, a C, and six months suspended.
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- [SIGHS]
- Out the way.
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Rabies, you've reached your destination.
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Come here, come here.
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Sit.
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- Told you it were clever.
- Come. Let's go.
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[SIGHS]
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- Fuck sake, Des! Let's go!
- What if it gets run over?
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We'll go to the funeral.
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- Can we, please?
- [SIGHS]
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[SIGHS]
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I've always wanted a dog. Haven't you?
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No.
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Hmm.
252
00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:02,005
Oh. God.
253
00:12:03,474 --> 00:12:04,841
Rabies.
254
00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:08,346
[BARKS]
255
00:12:08,346 --> 00:12:11,215
Gotta admit, dog, you're good.
256
00:12:12,016 --> 00:12:14,185
[DESTINY SCREAMS]
257
00:12:14,185 --> 00:12:15,953
[ELECTRICAL BUZZING]
258
00:12:15,953 --> 00:12:17,355
[BEN GIGGLING]
259
00:12:17,355 --> 00:12:18,422
[GAZ LAUGHS]
260
00:12:19,456 --> 00:12:22,226
You are dust beneath my chariot wheels.
261
00:12:24,261 --> 00:12:25,396
[GIGGLING CONTINUES]
262
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:26,464
[GAZ] I'm winning.
263
00:12:26,464 --> 00:12:27,664
I am.
264
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,133
I'm, uh... I'm still winning.
265
00:12:31,235 --> 00:12:33,971
Excuse me. Sir.
266
00:12:33,971 --> 00:12:35,873
Yeah. Ace these, aren't they?
267
00:12:35,873 --> 00:12:38,476
Are you interested in making a purchase?
268
00:12:38,476 --> 00:12:40,878
Well, I would, you
know. Hell of a vehicle.
269
00:12:40,878 --> 00:12:42,246
- Ah.
- But, you know,
270
00:12:42,246 --> 00:12:43,848
never bought a car this pricey.
271
00:12:43,848 --> 00:12:46,817
Life-changing is the
word most customers use.
272
00:12:46,817 --> 00:12:48,252
I'm sure they would.
273
00:12:48,252 --> 00:12:50,955
Well, uh, we'll have a think, Ben, eh?
274
00:12:50,955 --> 00:12:52,289
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
275
00:12:52,656 --> 00:12:55,092
- Have a think. All right.
- Okay.
276
00:12:59,496 --> 00:13:01,665
There is a monthly payment plan.
277
00:13:02,099 --> 00:13:03,734
Yeah, ain't there always?
278
00:13:04,101 --> 00:13:05,202
Cheers, mate.
279
00:13:07,004 --> 00:13:08,238
Sorry, kid.
280
00:13:08,706 --> 00:13:10,041
Let's get you home, eh?
281
00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:11,975
I can do it myself.
282
00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:14,678
All right.
283
00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:19,050
["OUT THIS CITY" PLAYING ON RADIO]
284
00:13:19,050 --> 00:13:20,317
[DESTINY CHUCKLING]
285
00:13:29,326 --> 00:13:30,394
[SONG STOPS]
286
00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,697
[RADIO PRESENTER] News just in.
287
00:13:32,697 --> 00:13:34,799
Chelsea, the multi-million-pound
winner of Britain's Got Talent ,
288
00:13:34,799 --> 00:13:37,902
has been stolen from Meadowhall
Shopping Centre. [CHUCKLES]
289
00:13:37,902 --> 00:13:39,870
- Yes, can you believe it?
- Chelsea?
290
00:13:39,870 --> 00:13:42,406
She was due to be opening a new
pet store in the shopping centre.
291
00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:44,942
- Many people were expected to turn out
- Chelsea!
292
00:13:44,942 --> 00:13:46,444
- but now that's not happening - [BARKS]
293
00:13:46,444 --> 00:13:47,812
'cause she's not there.
294
00:13:47,812 --> 00:13:48,846
- [CHELSEA WHINES]
- [CHUCKLES]
295
00:13:48,846 --> 00:13:49,881
Oops.
296
00:13:49,881 --> 00:13:51,315
Shit.
297
00:13:52,183 --> 00:13:54,998
I mean, nicking cars is one thing,
298
00:13:54,999 --> 00:13:57,755
but furry fucker here is worth millions.
299
00:13:57,755 --> 00:14:00,157
You heard what they said. We
might as well have robbed a bank.
300
00:14:00,157 --> 00:14:02,893
Oh, calm down, Cal. Nobody
knows it were us, do they?
301
00:14:03,894 --> 00:14:04,962
You're right.
302
00:14:05,863 --> 00:14:06,897
Calm.
303
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,802
[CLEARS THROAT] Except Jonsy.
304
00:14:11,802 --> 00:14:12,970
Jonsy?
305
00:14:13,871 --> 00:14:15,339
- [DESTINY] Yeah.
- Jonsy?
306
00:14:15,339 --> 00:14:16,773
Sent him a selfie, didn't I?
307
00:14:17,775 --> 00:14:19,277
- Oh, my God.
- [DESTINY GROANS]
308
00:14:19,277 --> 00:14:22,280
- Don't be a wuss. He won't grass us up.
- Jonsy won't?
309
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,916
Like he didn't grass on that Tabani
girl for hacking credit cards?
310
00:14:24,916 --> 00:14:27,184
Yeah, but it's me. He wouldn't.
311
00:14:30,254 --> 00:14:31,288
He might.
312
00:14:31,722 --> 00:14:33,791
I wish I was in double maths.
313
00:14:33,791 --> 00:14:35,159
Hey.
314
00:14:35,159 --> 00:14:37,227
Tabani. Good thought.
315
00:14:38,762 --> 00:14:39,997
What about her?
316
00:14:47,271 --> 00:14:49,507
Shirt, and your tie.
317
00:14:49,507 --> 00:14:50,908
[STUDENT] Sorry, miss.
318
00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:53,511
[GROANS]
319
00:14:53,511 --> 00:14:55,313
[WATER RUNNING]
320
00:14:55,313 --> 00:14:57,682
Oi, haven't you seen Titanic ?
321
00:14:57,682 --> 00:15:00,184
- Get out while there's still time.
- [STUDENTS CHUCKLE]
322
00:15:00,184 --> 00:15:01,285
[STUDENT] Come on.
323
00:15:01,285 --> 00:15:03,120
[SIGHS] Can you do anything?
324
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:06,057
Well, I can switch it off at
the mains and call maintenance.
325
00:15:06,057 --> 00:15:09,126
Seriously? The whole
block out of action?
326
00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:12,830
All it needs is a bit of
PTFE tape around that pipe.
327
00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:14,231
I could bloody do it.
328
00:15:14,598 --> 00:15:17,434
Breach of contract, Jean, you know that.
329
00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:20,004
Do you want to get
your own husband sacked?
330
00:15:20,004 --> 00:15:23,307
I'll breach their lazy arses
if that's not fixed today.
331
00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:27,044
I'm going to see Guy
right now, so get mopping.
332
00:15:27,044 --> 00:15:28,912
- Yes, boss.
- I heard that.
333
00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:30,647
[SIGHS]
334
00:15:32,316 --> 00:15:33,350
[GROANS]
335
00:15:34,451 --> 00:15:36,653
[WHISTLING]
336
00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:40,224
[JEAN] The CEO of Excello Commercial.
337
00:15:40,224 --> 00:15:42,159
Fancy seeing you here.
338
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,495
I'm not here.
339
00:15:44,495 --> 00:15:46,731
I'm at home with a glass of wine,
watching the snooker. Or I should be.
340
00:15:46,731 --> 00:15:50,434
No, you should be on a site
visit to Sheffield Spires Academy,
341
00:15:50,434 --> 00:15:51,969
as per my messages.
342
00:15:51,969 --> 00:15:54,171
Who listens to their
messages these days?
343
00:15:54,171 --> 00:15:55,873
What's up now?
344
00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:58,242
Apart from the entire building
falling apart, you mean?
345
00:15:58,242 --> 00:16:00,878
Well, try the maintenance
help-line. Ta-ta.
346
00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:07,852
There is no help-line.
347
00:16:07,852 --> 00:16:09,353
[SIGHS] Come on then.
348
00:16:09,353 --> 00:16:12,123
I've got 200 year eights
with their legs crossed,
349
00:16:12,123 --> 00:16:13,958
a budget that won't balance,
350
00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:16,727
and the toilets are flooded
for the third time this year.
351
00:16:17,195 --> 00:16:19,163
Sounds about average.
352
00:16:19,163 --> 00:16:21,205
So, if you haven't sent
someone from maintenance out
353
00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:22,266
by the end of this week,
354
00:16:22,266 --> 00:16:24,402
I'm getting someone in and billing you.
355
00:16:24,402 --> 00:16:26,270
We both know you can't do that, Jean.
356
00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:27,338
Breach of contract.
357
00:16:27,338 --> 00:16:29,473
[SIGHS] Don't I know it?
358
00:16:29,473 --> 00:16:32,410
That school's made out of
pizza boxes and Sellotape,
359
00:16:32,410 --> 00:16:35,379
but, hey, not your
problem, contractually.
360
00:16:35,379 --> 00:16:37,148
You just count the money.
361
00:16:37,148 --> 00:16:40,284
Those kids are our future,
Guy. They deserve better.
362
00:16:40,284 --> 00:16:42,286
All right, I'll see what I can do.
363
00:16:42,854 --> 00:16:45,756
Now, are you gonna key
the car, or can I go home?
364
00:16:47,124 --> 00:16:48,292
End of the week, Guy!
365
00:16:56,033 --> 00:16:57,067
[ENGINE STARTS]
366
00:17:15,152 --> 00:17:16,887
Des, hey.
367
00:17:17,354 --> 00:17:18,823
Hey, Tabani.
368
00:17:18,823 --> 00:17:19,957
Round the back.
369
00:17:24,161 --> 00:17:25,796
[TABANI] What you want?
370
00:17:25,796 --> 00:17:28,299
I, uh... [SIGHS] I sorta
need you to do me a favour.
371
00:17:28,299 --> 00:17:30,300
Why should I do you a favour?
372
00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:33,237
- Is a fair question.
- Shut up.
373
00:17:33,237 --> 00:17:35,339
I need something taken off the Internet.
374
00:17:36,173 --> 00:17:37,407
Keep it down, yeah?
375
00:17:48,519 --> 00:17:50,687
[RUSTLING, BANGING]
376
00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:11,142
[DAVE GRUNTS]
377
00:18:11,142 --> 00:18:12,209
[GROANS]
378
00:18:18,249 --> 00:18:19,416
[DOOR OPENS]
379
00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:25,055
- Lee.
- [STAMMERS]
380
00:18:25,789 --> 00:18:29,026
[SIGHS] At least attempt
to look interested.
381
00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:30,060
Yes, sir.
382
00:18:31,929 --> 00:18:34,590
[SIGHS] Yeah, there's more heat on this
383
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:36,767
than a bloody murder investigation.
384
00:18:41,438 --> 00:18:42,873
Go get yourself a coffee.
385
00:18:43,407 --> 00:18:44,742
Ten minutes.
386
00:18:44,742 --> 00:18:45,809
Right you are, sir.
387
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:50,914
[PHONE RINGING]
388
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,085
[NATHAN SIGHS] Destiny.
389
00:18:56,253 --> 00:18:57,387
[SIGHS]
390
00:18:58,522 --> 00:19:00,491
[TYPING]
391
00:19:00,491 --> 00:19:02,653
Fifty grand seems a bit light
for a million-dollar dog,
392
00:19:02,654 --> 00:19:05,745
don't you think? Put the
ransom up to 100 grand,
393
00:19:05,746 --> 00:19:07,731
then I can have a year
off before college.
394
00:19:08,098 --> 00:19:10,968
- Come around the world with you.
- Who says you're invited?
395
00:19:10,968 --> 00:19:12,736
[GROANS, CLICKS TONGUE]
396
00:19:13,103 --> 00:19:14,872
What's up, Tabs? Can't you delete him?
397
00:19:14,872 --> 00:19:16,340
Oh, no, I've done that no probs.
398
00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:18,276
[SIGHS] But I only put 50 grand in.
399
00:19:18,276 --> 00:19:19,810
In where?
400
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,178
The ransom demand.
401
00:19:21,178 --> 00:19:22,813
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
402
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,882
Back up a second. What do
you mean, "ransom demand?"
403
00:19:24,882 --> 00:19:26,450
You sent a ransom demand?
404
00:19:26,450 --> 00:19:29,186
Yeah, for your around-the-world
ticket and your uni fees.
405
00:19:33,357 --> 00:19:36,727
But you didn't actually
send this, did you?
406
00:19:36,727 --> 00:19:37,794
Yeah.
407
00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:40,765
We were just talking.
408
00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:42,400
We didn't...
409
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,836
- We were just joking, Tabani. Oh, my God!
- Oh, shut up, Cal.
410
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:48,706
Look, uh, right... Who
did you send this to?
411
00:19:48,706 --> 00:19:51,442
Uh, one to Chelsea's owner, Lucy Warner,
412
00:19:51,442 --> 00:19:54,378
one to the Sheffield Star,
one to South Yorkshire Police,
413
00:19:54,378 --> 00:19:57,390
and one to a bot that's
spreading it over socials,
414
00:19:57,391 --> 00:19:59,149
about 200 accounts a minute.
415
00:19:59,717 --> 00:20:00,785
[CLICKS]
416
00:20:00,785 --> 00:20:02,653
Boom. [CHUCKLES]
417
00:20:03,487 --> 00:20:05,022
I think I'm gonna be sick.
418
00:20:13,464 --> 00:20:15,132
- [NURSE] All right?
- Not so bad.
419
00:20:16,834 --> 00:20:17,868
[NURSE 2] Ah.
420
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:20,037
Ai, ai. Who do we have here?
421
00:20:20,037 --> 00:20:21,138
[NURSE 2] See you later.
422
00:20:21,672 --> 00:20:24,342
I am the voice of the one
calling from the wilderness.
423
00:20:24,342 --> 00:20:26,110
Make straight the way for the Lord.
424
00:20:26,110 --> 00:20:28,445
- And for short?
- John the Baptist.
425
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,982
- Ah, psychiatry?
- Mmm.
426
00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:33,984
Take a seat, me friend.
427
00:20:35,719 --> 00:20:38,856
- And enjoy the ride.
- [GRUNTS, SIGHS]
428
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:41,225
There we are.
429
00:20:42,393 --> 00:20:43,427
[PHONE RINGING]
430
00:20:43,427 --> 00:20:44,828
Oh. [SIGHS]
431
00:20:47,064 --> 00:20:48,098
[SCOFFS]
432
00:20:49,366 --> 00:20:51,102
- Well, well.
- [DESTINY] It's me.
433
00:20:51,102 --> 00:20:52,203
Can I come to yours?
434
00:20:52,203 --> 00:20:53,471
If you like.
435
00:20:53,471 --> 00:20:55,206
Got a break in half an hour.
436
00:20:55,206 --> 00:20:57,341
- [DESTINY] Great. Ta very much. In a bit.
- All right.
437
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,882
You're pregnant.
438
00:21:04,882 --> 00:21:07,184
- I'm not bloody pregnant.
- Thank God for that.
439
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:08,452
Come in then.
440
00:21:11,288 --> 00:21:14,458
Ah, welcome to the homestead.
441
00:21:15,526 --> 00:21:16,793
Brilliant to see ya.
442
00:21:17,227 --> 00:21:18,329
Whatever your name is.
443
00:21:18,329 --> 00:21:19,730
[SCOFFS]
444
00:21:22,066 --> 00:21:25,336
- Ben's?
- Yeah, his chair's buggered.
445
00:21:25,336 --> 00:21:26,370
Seen the prices?
446
00:21:27,338 --> 00:21:29,373
Could buy a bloody van for less.
447
00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:30,774
No chance, poor lad.
448
00:21:34,878 --> 00:21:37,415
- I don't have much in the way of money.
- I'm not after money.
449
00:21:37,415 --> 00:21:39,650
Oh. Shit.
450
00:21:40,317 --> 00:21:41,351
Now I'm really worried.
451
00:21:42,319 --> 00:21:44,755
Are we looking at a
two-cigarette problem here?
452
00:21:45,522 --> 00:21:47,424
- Yeah.
- All right.
453
00:21:53,130 --> 00:21:54,765
[INHALES SHARPLY, SPITS]
454
00:21:55,499 --> 00:21:58,102
Got my best ears on, kid. Shoot.
455
00:21:58,102 --> 00:22:01,072
You know that famous dog off
Britain's Got Talent ?
456
00:22:01,072 --> 00:22:04,108
It were opening this new pet shop
in the shopping centre, right?
457
00:22:04,108 --> 00:22:06,035
And me and Cal were just hanging around,
458
00:22:06,036 --> 00:22:07,912
and we sort of nicked it by accident.
459
00:22:07,912 --> 00:22:10,681
We didn't mean to, obviously.
I mean, who nicks a dog?
460
00:22:10,681 --> 00:22:12,984
There's this dead posh car
sitting there, engine running.
461
00:22:12,984 --> 00:22:14,852
The guy jumps out to
talk to the car wash guy,
462
00:22:14,852 --> 00:22:17,455
and I just sort of, dunno,
get in and drive off. Boom!
463
00:22:17,455 --> 00:22:20,124
And then there it is, just sitting
in the back, this dog, panting.
464
00:22:20,124 --> 00:22:23,794
And I post a selfie online before I
know it's the dog, as in the famous dog.
465
00:22:23,794 --> 00:22:24,962
Then we hear on the radio
466
00:22:24,963 --> 00:22:26,964
that we've nicked a million
quid's worth of woof.
467
00:22:26,964 --> 00:22:28,866
- I mean, Jesus!
- Right, I...
468
00:22:28,866 --> 00:22:31,102
We go round this crazy lass's house
'cause she dead good at computers.
469
00:22:31,102 --> 00:22:33,137
She can wipe the whole thing
off Insta, which she does.
470
00:22:33,137 --> 00:22:34,972
Cool, all sorted, ta very much.
471
00:22:34,972 --> 00:22:37,775
But then she only goes mental,
sends a ransom note for 50 grand
472
00:22:37,775 --> 00:22:40,111
to the police and the papers
and Facebook and Instagram
473
00:22:40,111 --> 00:22:41,445
and the whole of fucking Twitter.
474
00:22:41,445 --> 00:22:44,348
And... And... And I
don't know what to do!
475
00:22:45,382 --> 00:22:46,650
[INHALES DEEPLY]
476
00:22:47,484 --> 00:22:49,052
Couldn't you just be pregnant?
477
00:23:17,715 --> 00:23:18,749
[HORSE SIGHS]
478
00:23:26,357 --> 00:23:28,392
[SCOFFS, SIGHING]
479
00:23:39,737 --> 00:23:41,438
[WATER DRIPPING]
480
00:23:41,939 --> 00:23:43,841
Me dad's taking her back today.
481
00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:45,810
He's gonna tie her up somewhere
and then call anonymously.
482
00:23:45,810 --> 00:23:48,812
Shame, could've got rich.
483
00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:51,281
Yeah, or gone to fucking jail.
484
00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:53,951
[CHUCKLES]
485
00:23:54,485 --> 00:23:56,687
You're not as first advertised, are you?
486
00:23:57,221 --> 00:23:59,122
Is that good or bad?
487
00:24:00,224 --> 00:24:01,959
Dunno. [CHUCKLES]
488
00:24:04,862 --> 00:24:10,167
["TEMPTATION" PLAYING ON RADIO]
489
00:24:20,077 --> 00:24:24,281
Sorry, Destiny. Sorry, dog.
490
00:24:25,482 --> 00:24:27,084
Change of plan.
491
00:24:27,751 --> 00:24:28,852
Gaz, no.
492
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,921
I've got stuff to do.
493
00:24:31,389 --> 00:24:34,458
- Since when did you have a dog anyway?
- I've moved on from women.
494
00:24:35,059 --> 00:24:36,426
I'll be back before I'm gone.
495
00:24:37,294 --> 00:24:38,829
You love your little dog.
496
00:24:38,829 --> 00:24:40,398
One, it's Jean's dog.
497
00:24:40,398 --> 00:24:41,933
Two, I hate it.
498
00:24:41,933 --> 00:24:45,002
Three, no dogs allowed on the premises.
499
00:24:45,002 --> 00:24:47,104
Be a mate. It's lunch break, ain't it?
500
00:24:47,104 --> 00:24:48,706
Good as gold, she is.
501
00:24:48,706 --> 00:24:49,706
Watch this.
502
00:24:50,274 --> 00:24:51,308
Stay.
503
00:24:52,776 --> 00:24:54,077
Here.
504
00:24:58,048 --> 00:24:59,283
[CHUCKLES]
505
00:24:59,283 --> 00:25:01,018
Well, you made it too easy for her.
506
00:25:01,018 --> 00:25:02,886
I do that with Maltesers.
507
00:25:03,454 --> 00:25:04,655
[GRUNTS]
508
00:25:05,222 --> 00:25:07,091
Oh! [CHUCKLES]
509
00:25:07,091 --> 00:25:09,694
Hey, never get a dog
cleverer than its owner.
510
00:25:09,694 --> 00:25:11,495
That is definitely cleverer than you.
511
00:25:11,495 --> 00:25:13,263
Does racing tips and all.
512
00:25:13,831 --> 00:25:16,033
- How... Oh, fuck off!
- [CHUCKLES]
513
00:25:16,033 --> 00:25:18,436
- Exactly what I'm doing, me friend.
- [DAVE] One hour.
514
00:25:18,436 --> 00:25:20,938
After that, it's in tomorrow's spag bol.
515
00:25:20,938 --> 00:25:22,272
[BARKS]
516
00:25:22,906 --> 00:25:23,975
Love you, mate.
517
00:25:23,975 --> 00:25:25,276
[GROANS]
518
00:25:25,276 --> 00:25:27,044
Thank you all for coming.
519
00:25:27,044 --> 00:25:29,513
Obviously, it's a difficult
time for us, so, uh, thank you.
520
00:25:29,513 --> 00:25:31,382
Thank you as well.
521
00:25:31,382 --> 00:25:33,084
- That dog means the world to my daughter.
- [REPORTER, INDISTINCT]
522
00:25:33,084 --> 00:25:36,053
Hi, um, thanks. Thank you
so much. Yes, no. Thank you.
523
00:25:36,854 --> 00:25:38,055
Um
524
00:25:39,156 --> 00:25:40,324
[NATHAN CLEARS THROAT]
525
00:25:40,324 --> 00:25:41,692
All right, yeah?
526
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,394
Do you know what they
say about arsonists?
527
00:25:45,028 --> 00:25:47,064
You can always count
on them for a light?
528
00:25:47,999 --> 00:25:50,767
They always return to
the scene of the crime.
529
00:25:52,136 --> 00:25:53,937
Arsonists and dog thieves.
530
00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:55,873
Really?
531
00:25:56,274 --> 00:25:58,876
I heard Des was right here just
before that dog disappeared.
532
00:25:59,277 --> 00:26:01,312
Pissing about with pick 'n' mix.
533
00:26:01,312 --> 00:26:04,314
On a school day?
Shocked and disappointed.
534
00:26:05,015 --> 00:26:07,818
At least one of me kids
turned out an upright citizen.
535
00:26:11,255 --> 00:26:13,891
Just so you know, they're
pushing for custodial on this.
536
00:26:14,492 --> 00:26:17,327
So, if you or Des are anywhere near it,
537
00:26:18,896 --> 00:26:20,264
drop it like it's on fire.
538
00:26:20,898 --> 00:26:22,133
Me?
539
00:26:22,133 --> 00:26:24,468
For a measly 500 quid reward?
540
00:26:25,202 --> 00:26:26,403
Tight buggers.
541
00:26:26,770 --> 00:26:29,140
No, I'm just here for the
unique shopping experience.
542
00:26:29,140 --> 00:26:30,240
[SCOFFS]
543
00:26:31,875 --> 00:26:32,910
[SIGHS]
544
00:26:32,910 --> 00:26:33,977
I am.
545
00:27:06,477 --> 00:27:08,879
All right, Dennis? What are you doing?
546
00:27:09,413 --> 00:27:11,114
Origami.
547
00:27:14,885 --> 00:27:15,886
Oh. [INDISTINCT]
548
00:27:16,420 --> 00:27:17,454
[CHELSEA WHINES]
549
00:27:19,857 --> 00:27:21,291
Chuffing hell!
550
00:27:21,725 --> 00:27:23,660
- [BELL DINGS]
- [HORSE SIGHS]
551
00:27:26,130 --> 00:27:27,698
What's up with him?
552
00:27:27,698 --> 00:27:30,001
Ah, they can't call it
the Big Baps no more.
553
00:27:30,001 --> 00:27:31,068
Why not?
554
00:27:32,536 --> 00:27:35,239
#BloodyMeToo, that's why.
555
00:27:35,239 --> 00:27:37,975
- Hash who?
- Hashtag Me Too.
556
00:27:37,975 --> 00:27:42,280
Darren here got the heave-ho from
work for calling someone "love."
557
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:46,284
I thought it was 'cause you hadn't
sold a single policy in four months.
558
00:27:46,284 --> 00:27:49,854
Details, David. These are
difficult days for insurance.
559
00:27:49,854 --> 00:27:53,190
The fact is, I was, as I believe
the term is called, cancelled.
560
00:27:53,190 --> 00:27:55,927
I merely called a young lady... Girl...
561
00:27:55,927 --> 00:27:56,994
Woman...
562
00:27:56,994 --> 00:27:58,262
A female
563
00:27:58,262 --> 00:27:59,397
"love."
564
00:27:59,397 --> 00:28:01,432
And that was it. Out the door.
565
00:28:01,432 --> 00:28:05,970
- I call everybody "love," me.
- Not anymore, my friend, not anymore.
566
00:28:05,970 --> 00:28:07,204
Not following.
567
00:28:07,204 --> 00:28:10,875
The snowflakes have
taken over the asylum.
568
00:28:10,875 --> 00:28:12,075
The...
569
00:28:13,077 --> 00:28:15,479
No, not a single word of that.
570
00:28:15,479 --> 00:28:19,684
The political correctness
Nazis ride abroad.
571
00:28:19,684 --> 00:28:21,919
First, they come for
your Pirelli Calendar,
572
00:28:21,919 --> 00:28:25,256
then they come for your
innocent double entendres,
573
00:28:25,256 --> 00:28:28,759
and finally, they come for your café.
574
00:28:29,994 --> 00:28:31,228
Now then.
575
00:28:33,097 --> 00:28:36,767
- Like I say, I didn't know it were a joke.
- All this time?
576
00:28:37,268 --> 00:28:38,468
You never got it?
577
00:28:40,371 --> 00:28:43,140
Big, you know, baps.
578
00:28:43,641 --> 00:28:48,012
As far as I'm concerned, Dave,
a bap is a circular bread roll,
579
00:28:48,012 --> 00:28:50,882
and a big bap is a big
circular bread roll. End of.
580
00:28:50,882 --> 00:28:52,983
- What are you having, Horse?
- I, um
581
00:28:53,584 --> 00:28:56,921
I fancy one of those,
um, double entendres.
582
00:28:56,921 --> 00:28:58,655
Is that one of the specials?
583
00:28:59,823 --> 00:29:02,092
[DAVE] Ah, Gaz's new dog does that.
584
00:29:15,339 --> 00:29:17,474
- Oh, God. Come on.
- [KEYS RUSTLING]
585
00:29:18,242 --> 00:29:19,877
[PANTING]
586
00:29:21,812 --> 00:29:23,014
No.
587
00:29:23,014 --> 00:29:24,748
[PANTS]
588
00:29:28,953 --> 00:29:30,854
What the fuck have you done to me dog?
589
00:29:31,956 --> 00:29:35,126
I panicked. And that's the bloody point.
590
00:29:35,126 --> 00:29:36,327
Not your dog.
591
00:29:36,327 --> 00:29:38,095
Possession is nine-tenths of the law.
592
00:29:38,095 --> 00:29:39,196
Or is it ten-tenths?
593
00:29:39,697 --> 00:29:42,033
That there is stolen goods.
594
00:29:42,033 --> 00:29:44,769
- Give over, Dave. It's just a dog.
- A stolen dog.
595
00:29:44,769 --> 00:29:47,171
So, I was in possession of stolen goods.
596
00:29:47,171 --> 00:29:48,873
On school premises.
597
00:29:48,873 --> 00:29:51,442
All right, don't blow your
stack. I'll buy you a pint.
598
00:29:51,442 --> 00:29:54,045
- A pint?
- I'll chuck in some crisps.
599
00:29:54,045 --> 00:29:56,847
I don't want my pint.
I don't want crisps.
600
00:29:56,847 --> 00:29:59,383
All right, all right. I
mean, it wasn't even my idea.
601
00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:00,451
It was Des.
602
00:30:00,451 --> 00:30:01,852
Destiny?
603
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,022
- Destiny?
- Yeah, Destiny.
604
00:30:05,022 --> 00:30:07,491
I... I don't know what to say.
605
00:30:07,491 --> 00:30:09,026
Then maybe don't, eh?
606
00:30:09,660 --> 00:30:12,830
You don't bother about your own
daughter from one year to the next.
607
00:30:12,830 --> 00:30:14,832
I see her more than you,
608
00:30:14,832 --> 00:30:16,550
and your latest idea of parenting
609
00:30:16,551 --> 00:30:18,836
is to get her involved
in bloody thieving?
610
00:30:18,836 --> 00:30:22,039
Well, no wonder she's going
off the rails. No bloody wonder.
611
00:30:22,039 --> 00:30:24,474
- She's doing all right.
- Like you'd know.
612
00:30:24,841 --> 00:30:27,945
Fuck your own life up, Gaz. Be my guest.
613
00:30:27,945 --> 00:30:30,553
But fucking her life up any
more than you already have,
614
00:30:30,554 --> 00:30:31,883
that is unforgivable.
615
00:30:31,883 --> 00:30:35,419
And just who the hell are you to
give out parenting advice, hey?
616
00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:37,354
You don't even have any kids.
617
00:30:48,165 --> 00:30:49,199
[DOOR SLAMS]
618
00:30:50,901 --> 00:30:52,402
Fuck. Shouldn't have said that.
619
00:30:58,976 --> 00:31:00,944
[COINS JINGLING]
620
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:20,197
[SCOFFS] Excuse me, what
happened to the check-outs?
621
00:31:21,131 --> 00:31:23,033
All automated now.
622
00:31:23,501 --> 00:31:25,436
Oh, that's nice, yeah?
623
00:31:25,436 --> 00:31:28,039
So, uh, what happened
to the check-out people?
624
00:31:28,039 --> 00:31:29,340
[SCOFFS] Don't know.
625
00:31:29,340 --> 00:31:31,142
Just wave your card at the machine.
626
00:31:31,142 --> 00:31:32,442
[CHUCKLES] Right.
627
00:31:33,877 --> 00:31:35,679
But I haven't got a card.
628
00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:40,317
[GROANS]
629
00:31:52,029 --> 00:31:53,263
[PLATE RATTLES]
630
00:31:53,797 --> 00:31:54,965
[MICROWAVE DOOR CLOSES]
631
00:31:55,366 --> 00:31:56,867
[SIGHS]
632
00:32:00,537 --> 00:32:02,105
[GRUNTS]
633
00:32:36,006 --> 00:32:38,041
[SIGHS]
634
00:32:42,313 --> 00:32:44,081
[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
635
00:32:44,515 --> 00:32:45,850
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
636
00:32:45,850 --> 00:32:47,218
[PEOPLE LAUGHING]
637
00:32:47,218 --> 00:32:49,152
[CHATTERING]
638
00:32:51,522 --> 00:32:55,259
[LUCY] I don't care about the
money or films or anything.
639
00:32:55,259 --> 00:32:57,361
I just... I just really want her back.
640
00:32:57,361 --> 00:32:58,428
She's my best friend.
641
00:33:00,130 --> 00:33:02,133
The people who don't have
dogs don't realise...
642
00:33:02,133 --> 00:33:03,401
[SIGHS]
643
00:33:03,401 --> 00:33:05,202
I just really miss her.
644
00:33:05,202 --> 00:33:09,273
Whoever you are, just please,
please look after her.
645
00:33:10,941 --> 00:33:12,009
[SIGHS]
646
00:33:15,479 --> 00:33:16,981
[GAZ] All right, Des?
647
00:33:16,981 --> 00:33:18,816
What happened? I thought
you dealt with it.
648
00:33:18,816 --> 00:33:21,118
No, no. I couldn't. Place
were crawling with coppers.
649
00:33:21,919 --> 00:33:23,020
One particular copper.
650
00:33:23,020 --> 00:33:24,322
Nathan?
651
00:33:24,322 --> 00:33:25,389
Oh, you're kidding.
652
00:33:25,389 --> 00:33:27,091
He's got you on camera,
653
00:33:27,091 --> 00:33:29,060
messing around in the
shopping centre just before.
654
00:33:29,060 --> 00:33:30,194
Shit.
655
00:33:30,194 --> 00:33:31,662
Nah, he's not sure.
656
00:33:32,530 --> 00:33:35,099
- I reckon he thinks it's me.
- Shit.
657
00:33:35,099 --> 00:33:36,466
No proof, has he?
658
00:33:36,934 --> 00:33:39,303
Take her back in a day or two
when things have cooled off.
659
00:33:39,303 --> 00:33:41,138
- [ELECTRIC BUZZING]
- What's that noise?
660
00:33:41,138 --> 00:33:44,007
Um, police helicopter.
661
00:33:44,608 --> 00:33:46,844
It's all right, it's going, going...
662
00:33:46,844 --> 00:33:48,278
- [BUZZING STOPS]
- It's gone.
663
00:33:49,013 --> 00:33:50,013
Okay.
664
00:33:51,215 --> 00:33:55,753
Um, sorry to, you know, cause bother.
665
00:33:55,753 --> 00:33:57,254
Nah. It's all right, love.
666
00:33:58,389 --> 00:34:00,124
Happy to help.
667
00:34:00,124 --> 00:34:01,191
[CHILD] Des?
668
00:34:02,326 --> 00:34:04,862
- Oh, I've got to go.
- Bye.
669
00:34:04,862 --> 00:34:06,363
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
670
00:34:07,731 --> 00:34:08,999
[DESTINY SIGHS]
671
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,836
["ALL I NEED" PLAYING ON STEREO]
672
00:34:18,409 --> 00:34:21,312
Oh, there she is. My beautiful daughter.
673
00:34:21,312 --> 00:34:22,847
[MUSIC STOPS]
674
00:34:22,847 --> 00:34:24,115
What? No dancing?
675
00:34:24,115 --> 00:34:26,384
- You woke the twins.
- [GROANS]
676
00:34:26,384 --> 00:34:27,752
Sorry, love.
677
00:34:27,752 --> 00:34:29,820
- Were it too loud?
- [SIGHS]
678
00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:32,089
- She'd be more beautiful with a smile.
- [CHUCKLES]
679
00:34:32,089 --> 00:34:33,257
Does she do smiling at all?
680
00:34:33,257 --> 00:34:35,826
Oh, only when I see you leaving, Brian.
681
00:34:35,826 --> 00:34:37,295
- When are you leaving?
- Oi!
682
00:34:37,295 --> 00:34:39,463
- I asked him to stay, so he's staying.
- [SIGHS]
683
00:34:39,463 --> 00:34:41,866
Don't know what she's
got against me, that one.
684
00:34:41,866 --> 00:34:43,301
But I'll keep trying.
685
00:34:43,301 --> 00:34:46,137
Hey, that's me, one of life's triers.
686
00:34:46,137 --> 00:34:47,805
Oh, don't waste your time.
687
00:34:47,805 --> 00:34:49,240
They've got school tomorrow.
688
00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:51,042
Oh, I know.
689
00:34:51,042 --> 00:34:54,045
Her legendary commitment to education.
690
00:34:54,045 --> 00:34:56,714
Oh, when did you last
make it to school again?
691
00:34:56,714 --> 00:34:59,417
- That's none of your fucking business!
- Hey, hey! You two.
692
00:34:59,417 --> 00:35:02,019
Look, we will try and keep it down.
693
00:35:02,019 --> 00:35:03,120
- Okay, love?
- [SIGHS]
694
00:35:04,088 --> 00:35:05,222
[MOANS, KISSES]
695
00:35:06,023 --> 00:35:07,358
Gorgeous girl.
696
00:35:07,358 --> 00:35:08,692
[GRUNTS]
697
00:35:12,229 --> 00:35:14,064
[MOTHER SHOUTS, LAUGHS]
698
00:35:14,999 --> 00:35:16,366
Come on then.
699
00:35:26,944 --> 00:35:28,979
- [MUSIC THUMPING]
- [LAUGHING, CHEERING]
700
00:35:29,747 --> 00:35:31,148
[SIGHS]
701
00:35:39,156 --> 00:35:43,193
[MOTHER, BRIAN CHATTERING]
702
00:35:47,998 --> 00:35:49,333
[SIGHS]
703
00:35:54,471 --> 00:35:56,406
[SIGHS]
704
00:36:05,783 --> 00:36:06,817
Twins all right?
705
00:36:07,785 --> 00:36:08,819
They're good.
706
00:36:09,853 --> 00:36:11,489
- Your mum?
- [SCOFFS]
707
00:36:11,489 --> 00:36:13,024
You don't wanna know.
708
00:36:13,024 --> 00:36:14,091
Oh.
709
00:36:14,792 --> 00:36:15,859
Who is it this time?
710
00:36:16,894 --> 00:36:18,462
Creep called Brian.
711
00:36:19,530 --> 00:36:21,198
Heating engineer.
712
00:36:21,765 --> 00:36:23,067
Money then.
713
00:36:23,067 --> 00:36:25,469
Oh, yeah, he splashes
that around, all right.
714
00:36:27,037 --> 00:36:28,405
So, what's up with him?
715
00:36:29,473 --> 00:36:31,041
Just don't like him.
716
00:36:31,509 --> 00:36:34,812
Yeah, but you don't really
like anybody, do you?
717
00:36:34,812 --> 00:36:36,013
I do.
718
00:36:36,547 --> 00:36:38,015
Name one person.
719
00:36:39,984 --> 00:36:41,785
[CHUCKLES]
720
00:36:42,286 --> 00:36:43,420
See?
721
00:36:45,789 --> 00:36:46,924
Chelsea's all right.
722
00:36:47,891 --> 00:36:49,860
Yeah, she is, isn't she?
723
00:36:50,894 --> 00:36:52,229
Shame we have to give her back.
724
00:36:53,030 --> 00:36:54,332
Yeah, but we are.
725
00:36:54,332 --> 00:36:55,465
Yeah, yeah.
726
00:36:56,533 --> 00:36:58,836
All sorted, kid. Just
like I said I would.
727
00:36:58,836 --> 00:36:59,970
Thanks.
728
00:37:00,738 --> 00:37:02,206
I got all bent about it.
729
00:37:03,274 --> 00:37:05,476
Well, that's what dads are for, right?
730
00:37:05,476 --> 00:37:07,778
Intermittently, in my case, I admit.
731
00:37:12,783 --> 00:37:13,917
You know [SIGHS]
732
00:37:14,651 --> 00:37:16,453
if things are tricky at your mum's,
733
00:37:17,021 --> 00:37:19,656
you can always come and
stay at mine, if you'd like.
734
00:37:21,525 --> 00:37:23,026
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
735
00:37:24,061 --> 00:37:26,030
Four berth caravan, kid.
736
00:37:26,030 --> 00:37:27,410
Hack away at the undergrowth,
737
00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:29,466
find another bedroom
for you down the back.
738
00:37:31,168 --> 00:37:32,302
Right.
739
00:37:33,170 --> 00:37:35,839
I don't know. The twins
wouldn't be right happy.
740
00:37:37,041 --> 00:37:38,709
Well, the offer's there.
741
00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:46,049
Haven't seen that much of each
other for a while, have we?
742
00:37:47,518 --> 00:37:49,419
What with one thing and another.
743
00:37:53,424 --> 00:37:55,726
Maybe make up for lost time, hey?
744
00:37:57,861 --> 00:37:58,962
Yeah.
745
00:37:59,797 --> 00:38:00,964
Maybe.
746
00:38:03,467 --> 00:38:05,002
Thanks
747
00:38:06,437 --> 00:38:07,471
Dad.
748
00:38:08,138 --> 00:38:09,439
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
749
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,810
[LAUGHING]
750
00:38:12,810 --> 00:38:15,045
["DON'T GET ME WRONG" PLAYING]
751
00:38:51,282 --> 00:38:52,749
[SONG ENDS]
752
00:39:04,495 --> 00:39:06,029
[RATTLING]
753
00:39:16,373 --> 00:39:17,741
[CABINET CLOSES]
754
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,748
[RATTLES]
755
00:39:27,217 --> 00:39:28,753
Oi!
756
00:39:28,753 --> 00:39:30,287
["BOO" PLAYING]
757
00:39:31,956 --> 00:39:33,290
Get back here.
758
00:39:34,091 --> 00:39:35,726
Oi!
759
00:39:36,093 --> 00:39:38,829
[BOTH PANTING]
760
00:39:39,263 --> 00:39:41,098
[PANTING CONTINUES]
761
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,668
[GROANING, PANTS]
762
00:39:45,970 --> 00:39:47,838
[DAVE SIGHS]
763
00:39:47,838 --> 00:39:49,473
You all right, Mr Horsfall?
764
00:39:49,473 --> 00:39:51,341
[PANTS] Do I look like I'm all right?
765
00:39:53,043 --> 00:39:55,980
[PANTING, BREATHING HEAVILY]
766
00:39:55,980 --> 00:39:57,448
[INHALES SHARPLY]
767
00:39:57,448 --> 00:39:59,716
[PANTS]
768
00:40:01,318 --> 00:40:02,452
Give us a crisp.
769
00:40:04,054 --> 00:40:05,322
[SIGHS]
770
00:40:08,492 --> 00:40:09,693
Hellfire.
771
00:40:10,528 --> 00:40:13,497
I don't know what your excuse is,
but you're not starving, are you?
772
00:40:13,497 --> 00:40:15,066
You can talk.
773
00:40:15,066 --> 00:40:17,234
Hey, no back-chat!
774
00:40:17,702 --> 00:40:19,704
It's not the first time, is it?
775
00:40:19,704 --> 00:40:22,472
Stuff's been wandering out
of that kitchen for weeks now.
776
00:40:22,973 --> 00:40:25,309
What have you got to
say for you, son, hey?
777
00:40:27,411 --> 00:40:31,115
How about, "Sorry for giving you a
chuffing heart attack, Mr Horsfall?"
778
00:40:31,115 --> 00:40:32,683
Sorry.
779
00:40:32,683 --> 00:40:33,917
I should think so.
780
00:40:34,685 --> 00:40:40,685
Well, I can either report you to
the deputy head, Mr Amagee, right?
781
00:40:41,058 --> 00:40:44,729
Or you can help me
sweep the sports hall.
782
00:40:44,729 --> 00:40:46,263
[SIGHS]
783
00:41:05,082 --> 00:41:06,350
Right. [SIGHS]
784
00:41:06,350 --> 00:41:08,819
- Tara then.
- Yeah, see ya.
785
00:41:28,072 --> 00:41:30,107
Five... No.
786
00:41:30,107 --> 00:41:31,776
Oh, thanks, love.
787
00:41:31,776 --> 00:41:33,410
Hey, did you manage to
catch your biscuit thief?
788
00:41:34,178 --> 00:41:36,380
Oh, no, no.
789
00:41:36,814 --> 00:41:40,418
All quiet on the mean streets
of Sheffield Spires Academy.
790
00:41:40,418 --> 00:41:41,852
[CHUCKLES]
791
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:43,954
[CLICKS TONGUE] You okay?
792
00:41:44,455 --> 00:41:46,857
[CLICKS TONGUE] No, not really.
793
00:41:46,857 --> 00:41:48,951
[SNIFFS] No matter which way I slice it,
794
00:41:48,952 --> 00:41:50,361
we're still massively over budget.
795
00:41:50,361 --> 00:41:51,796
Cake sale?
796
00:41:51,796 --> 00:41:53,998
[SIGHS] Maybe 2,000 cake sales.
797
00:41:53,998 --> 00:41:57,001
Honestly, Dave, I never thought
when I did my teacher training,
798
00:41:57,001 --> 00:41:59,237
I'd end up as a chuffing accountant.
799
00:41:59,237 --> 00:42:01,772
Proudest day of my life
when you got your degree.
800
00:42:01,772 --> 00:42:04,741
- [SMACKS LIPS] Oh, come on.
- No, no, I'll never forget it.
801
00:42:05,209 --> 00:42:08,946
You in your black cape and your
funny little square hat. [CHUCKLES]
802
00:42:09,414 --> 00:42:10,814
Yeah, but what about you?
803
00:42:12,716 --> 00:42:13,784
Wh-What do you mean?
804
00:42:14,185 --> 00:42:18,055
Well, what are you
proud of in your life?
805
00:42:20,891 --> 00:42:23,294
I've just said. You.
806
00:42:23,294 --> 00:42:24,928
[CLICKS TONGUE, SIGHS]
807
00:42:26,297 --> 00:42:28,799
Has Lulah been out?
I'll... I'll take her.
808
00:42:30,901 --> 00:42:32,236
Dave, I...
809
00:42:38,876 --> 00:42:40,010
[HUFFS]
810
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:51,188
Hello?
811
00:42:52,823 --> 00:42:53,891
Anybody here?
812
00:42:57,027 --> 00:42:58,262
Hello?
813
00:43:06,236 --> 00:43:08,138
Jesus Christ.
814
00:43:09,306 --> 00:43:10,440
It'll grow out.
815
00:43:11,341 --> 00:43:14,312
- [SIGHS]
- Doesn't look exactly chuffed to see you.
816
00:43:14,312 --> 00:43:16,180
Yeah, me and this dog, it's a...
817
00:43:16,748 --> 00:43:18,916
it's a purely professional relationship.
818
00:43:19,384 --> 00:43:20,785
Worth a bob or two, I hear.
819
00:43:20,785 --> 00:43:21,852
[CHUCKLES]
820
00:43:22,420 --> 00:43:25,489
A bob or two? I'd say a bob or two.
821
00:43:25,489 --> 00:43:28,459
A movie deal, TV series, adverts.
822
00:43:28,459 --> 00:43:31,128
- Lucky I happened to find her then.
- Yeah, maybe.
823
00:43:31,762 --> 00:43:35,499
You know, the thing is, a dog
like this, it's a lot of work.
824
00:43:35,499 --> 00:43:37,902
Four hours training every bloody day.
825
00:43:37,902 --> 00:43:39,967
Taking her to launches, pet shops,
826
00:43:39,968 --> 00:43:41,939
studios, feeding her,
picking up her shit.
827
00:43:41,939 --> 00:43:43,140
I mean, you have no idea.
828
00:43:43,140 --> 00:43:44,242
Take your word for it.
829
00:43:44,242 --> 00:43:47,377
So, thank you for finding her.
830
00:43:48,111 --> 00:43:51,115
The truth is, my thieving little
friend, I don't want her back.
831
00:43:51,115 --> 00:43:52,283
Eh?
832
00:43:52,283 --> 00:43:55,119
Look, she's insured.
833
00:43:55,119 --> 00:43:58,356
Obviously. I won't get much
back in cash terms but something.
834
00:43:58,356 --> 00:44:01,401
So, you dump the carcass
somewhere where it can be found,
835
00:44:01,402 --> 00:44:02,402
and then I can claim.
836
00:44:02,693 --> 00:44:06,063
You get five grand no questions
asked, and I get my life back.
837
00:44:06,063 --> 00:44:07,130
Carcass?
838
00:44:07,931 --> 00:44:11,269
- You want me to kill the dog?
- You're quick up north, aren't ya?
839
00:44:11,269 --> 00:44:13,070
Payment's upon death. They need proof.
840
00:44:13,070 --> 00:44:14,872
Yeah, a carcass. Are you keeping up?
841
00:44:14,872 --> 00:44:17,008
Oh, you're a warm-hearted
fucker, aren't you?
842
00:44:17,008 --> 00:44:18,375
Business is business.
843
00:44:19,143 --> 00:44:21,412
You'll get a six-figure
payout from this, I'm sure.
844
00:44:21,412 --> 00:44:23,047
You're offering me fucking lunch money?
845
00:44:23,047 --> 00:44:24,948
Five grand's a lot of
lunch money in these parts.
846
00:44:25,783 --> 00:44:27,050
Tell you what.
847
00:44:28,218 --> 00:44:29,887
I happen to quite like her.
848
00:44:29,887 --> 00:44:31,122
[SIGHS]
849
00:44:31,122 --> 00:44:33,724
So, how's about I keep hold of her?
850
00:44:34,291 --> 00:44:35,426
Every once in a while,
851
00:44:35,426 --> 00:44:37,929
post a photograph, so your insurer knows
852
00:44:37,929 --> 00:44:39,720
she's alive and well and living
853
00:44:39,721 --> 00:44:42,300
in the Socialist Republic
of South Yorkshire.
854
00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:44,301
And you get fuck all.
855
00:44:44,902 --> 00:44:45,936
[CHUCKLES]
856
00:44:46,937 --> 00:44:48,005
Ten grand.
857
00:44:48,539 --> 00:44:49,740
Take it or leave it.
858
00:44:50,774 --> 00:44:51,875
So
859
00:44:52,476 --> 00:44:54,011
call me.
860
00:44:54,011 --> 00:44:55,813
Say where to meet and when.
861
00:44:55,813 --> 00:44:58,182
You bring a dead dog, I bring
the cash. Everybody's happy.
862
00:44:58,750 --> 00:45:00,484
Think your daughter will be happy?
863
00:45:00,484 --> 00:45:01,919
Lucy?
864
00:45:01,919 --> 00:45:03,687
It's kind of you to think of her.
865
00:45:04,088 --> 00:45:05,656
I'll buy her a fucking pony, mate.
866
00:45:12,363 --> 00:45:14,164
Offer runs out tomorrow.
867
00:45:18,135 --> 00:45:19,870
[CHELSEA WHIMPERS]
868
00:45:19,870 --> 00:45:21,672
Oh, fuck.
869
00:45:28,312 --> 00:45:29,346
Lomper?
870
00:45:31,015 --> 00:45:32,149
Knock, knock.
871
00:45:33,250 --> 00:45:34,284
All right?
872
00:45:35,886 --> 00:45:37,788
[LOMPER] What do you want?
873
00:45:37,788 --> 00:45:39,924
You can't grow your cannabis up here.
874
00:45:39,924 --> 00:45:41,124
Can't I just visit?
875
00:45:42,493 --> 00:45:44,996
All right, can I
borrow your ratting gun?
876
00:45:44,996 --> 00:45:48,265
Got one under the caravan
learning to play the bloody drums.
877
00:45:49,433 --> 00:45:50,667
Hang on.
878
00:45:57,474 --> 00:45:58,742
Fuck off.
879
00:45:59,476 --> 00:46:00,811
Great.
880
00:46:02,146 --> 00:46:04,081
Five pence a pellet.
881
00:46:04,882 --> 00:46:08,352
You make Scrooge look like
Father Christmas, you do.
882
00:46:08,352 --> 00:46:10,254
Don't go killing anyone I wouldn't.
883
00:46:10,888 --> 00:46:11,989
Thanks.
884
00:46:13,157 --> 00:46:15,158
[BAGS RATTLING]
885
00:46:19,797 --> 00:46:23,134
- [CHILD] You'll still visit us, right?
- 'Course I will.
886
00:46:23,134 --> 00:46:26,036
I'll be 'round all the time.
I love you little buggers.
887
00:46:26,504 --> 00:46:29,239
And I'm only at me dad's. It's not far.
888
00:46:32,076 --> 00:46:36,480
Thing is, he's a person, you're a dog.
889
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:38,982
No arguments there, so don't even try.
890
00:46:39,550 --> 00:46:42,352
I mean, he can go on
and win a Nobel prize.
891
00:46:43,287 --> 00:46:45,189
What are you gonna do, eh?
892
00:46:45,189 --> 00:46:46,791
I mean, with respect.
893
00:46:46,791 --> 00:46:49,993
Jumping through hoops, not
exactly world-changing, so
894
00:46:52,129 --> 00:46:53,463
[GRUNTS]
895
00:46:54,498 --> 00:46:55,999
[SIGHS]
896
00:46:56,700 --> 00:47:01,305
On the other hand, I mean, a-as I'm
sure you would say, if you could,
897
00:47:01,305 --> 00:47:05,309
eight million votes in a
talent show, it's not nothing.
898
00:47:05,777 --> 00:47:08,745
It's a vote of confidence from
great British public, is that.
899
00:47:09,513 --> 00:47:10,915
No.
900
00:47:10,915 --> 00:47:13,450
Still, the fact remains,
901
00:47:14,051 --> 00:47:17,221
Ben's got a really shitty life,
902
00:47:17,221 --> 00:47:20,691
and ten grand buys him an electric
wheelchair with all the trimmings.
903
00:47:21,159 --> 00:47:25,095
He could go wherever he wants
to go, school, university.
904
00:47:26,030 --> 00:47:28,265
But you're not going to
fucking university, are you?
905
00:47:28,933 --> 00:47:30,868
No. Think on.
906
00:47:35,339 --> 00:47:36,407
[WHIMPERS]
907
00:47:36,407 --> 00:47:38,342
Oh, fucking don't do that to me.
908
00:47:46,417 --> 00:47:48,252
Des, you haven't thought this through.
909
00:47:48,252 --> 00:47:50,021
No, I have.
910
00:47:50,021 --> 00:47:51,956
You're always so down on
him. People change, you know?
911
00:47:51,956 --> 00:47:56,260
Look, love, all I'm saying is
don't expect too much from him.
912
00:47:57,728 --> 00:47:59,230
Well, you know where we are.
913
00:47:59,230 --> 00:48:00,331
[MOTHER CLICKS TONGUE]
914
00:48:00,331 --> 00:48:03,100
[SIGHS]
915
00:48:14,345 --> 00:48:16,347
["GALLEY GIRL" PLAYING]
916
00:48:16,347 --> 00:48:18,382
[SONG CONTINUES]
917
00:48:20,317 --> 00:48:21,885
I don't wanna do it.
918
00:48:22,319 --> 00:48:23,353
Obviously.
919
00:48:25,356 --> 00:48:27,024
I mean, you're great.
920
00:48:27,825 --> 00:48:28,992
Best doggy around.
921
00:48:33,931 --> 00:48:34,965
But
922
00:48:36,267 --> 00:48:37,901
he's me grandson.
923
00:48:44,842 --> 00:48:46,210
Fuck it.
924
00:48:53,817 --> 00:48:55,453
What are you doing?
925
00:48:55,453 --> 00:48:56,754
Nothing.
926
00:48:56,754 --> 00:48:57,855
[SNIFFLES]
927
00:48:58,322 --> 00:48:59,456
Nothing.
928
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:09,000
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