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It's destiny, my boy.

How can I explain it?

It's a strange thing,

it's written inside us, me, you, everyone.

What's it called? In the DNA.

You understand?

For example, a frog.

One morning it says: "To hell with jumping, I wanna fly."

Can you imagine a flying frog?

No, you can't imagine it,

because a frog's destiny is to jump, not to fly.

And if it tries to fly?

It splatters.

It's called DNA.

- We are what we are. - But she's mine.

No, she doesn't belong to anyone, she's free.

It's her destiny: running in the woods, howling at the moon,

barking, all that stuff.

And we can't stop this,

we can't contain destiny with four walls.

Right, girl?

Lassie, come home.

Go on, down.

MILAN 10

Destiny is strange,

for 2,000 years we've been trying to understand it, to predict it,

but actually it's in our blood.

Forget about crystal balls.

We can only accept it,

because destiny makes the rules.

Alice, come on!

We gotta go or we'll be late.

- Open up! - Yeah, I'm getting my backpack ready.

From today there'll be new rules here, I'm taking this key.

- Got it? - Coming.

Come on, open up!

- Come on. - Ready.

Destiny decides where we end up.

Like Lassie, right?

Will she run through the woods? Get hit by a truck?

Or will she come home?

Who knows.

Only destiny can say.

Mom, we had an agreement.

All the sacrifices I made all these years.

At least tell me why.

Because I don't know who the hell I am.

Please, "hell" is not appropriate...

You're my daughter and that's enough.

No, it's not enough anymore.

Take it.

Here's your permission. Happy?

There's been an update to the class list, see?

Fine, thanks.

All right, students, let's begin.

- Agostinelli. - Here.

- Alessi. - Here.

Avesani.

- Flamer, flamer, flamer... - Enough!

- Baldin. - Present.

Good Lord, Baldin!

- Barone. - Who the fuck is Barone?

Present.

Alice Transformers edition is hot shit!

Your new last name suits you.

I know.

The floral dress looked great on you.

Black is always in style.

How much longer we gotta wait?

The Lord created time, man created haste.

He took his brother's watch.

I didn't get that. What?

No, I was just saying The Damerino only wore that watch

on special occasions.

The day we get justice for my brother

is a special occasion.

We've gotta disturb Mr. Fritz to listen to their bullshit?

Mr. Fritz has to decide.

If Mr. Fritz says the pig flies, it flies.

I say this pig needs to come down a peg or two!

The bus is here.

You better not drop me.

Not you, you've gotta wait.

Why?

That's what was decided.

Open up, you old piece of shit!

Open up!

Shut up, he's a godfather!

Those bastards can't treat me this way!

Welcome.

This thing is delicious.

It tastes like the ones Aunt Rosetta makes for the parish party.

You're not hungry?

I lost my appetite.

Let's hear what the fuck they say.

What the fuck did Mr. Fritz say?

He said no one should seek justice

until we verify my son's alibi.

Fuck that! I wanna speak to Mr. Fritz!

I represent the family now.

- You? - Me.

Your brother used to say your cousin Mariuccio was smarter than you.

But Mariuccio's missing half a brain

since they shot him in the head!

Exactly.

Let's go, Rocco.

- Thanks, Mom. - Wait, we're not animals.

I'll cut you a slice.

The food here would make even a starving man gag.

I wanted to ask you something,

my beloved son, Mamma's little angel.

The night The Damerino disappeared, you were with a woman.

- What's her name? - Cleopatra.

Cleopatra...

a perfect name for a whore.

What's wrong? You lost your appetite?

No, this provola is special, it's Peppino's, right?

I've known you since birth, and even before.

Do you really think you can bullshit me?

- Your own mother? - What are you saying, Ma?

The other night you were with a woman, it's true...

but her name was Giuseppina,

The Damerino's wife.

The cuckold came home, he saw you...

and you killed him.

Mamma, what are you saying?

Asshole! You're screwing your own family for a cheap fuck!

I can fix everything.

The only thing you need to fix is this fuckin' Cleopatra alibi of yours!

I can't do a damn thing with all of Calabria up my ass, got it?

But I'm stuck inside these four walls!

Now you've got a reason to leave.

God...

There's no God here, only me.

And you better pray your alibi holds up, because if not,

this knife's gonna slice your head open like a lamb at Lent!

You have until tonight to sort everything out.

Now tell me where we can find this Cleopatra.

What did he say?

The whore works at a club, but it opens at night.

And tonight we'll go see her, all of us.

We've got two guys in from Reggio,

our guys, trusted.

If this story doesn't hold up,

I swear we'll do a clean job, quick.

So he won't suffer too much.

And all of a sudden, bam!

The door opens, the lights go down, but she shines like a star.

- They're just clothes. - No, this stuff costs a fortune.

- 750,000 Liras. - Minimum.

Cobalt blue. Limited edition.

Rad.

Tonight I'm throwing a party at mine for my birthday.

- Wanna come? - A party?

Yeah, a party. You know, music, boys, booze...

No Karate Kid moves and leave "I-give-my-ass-away" Jimbo at home.

You wish you had my ass, girlie.

Come on, Clam and Ham don't deserve us.

Bummer, there'll be lots of cool people.

Ali?

Jimbo, wait!

Come on, wait.

Giammatteo, there's a phone call for you.

It's Barone.

Cut it out with that eraser!

- Hello? - Alice, sweetie.

- Santo? - Papa.

Move it, the ambulance's waiting, it's not a taxi!

Just a sec, fuck, I'm talking to my daughter!

Ambulance, are you hurt?

It's nothing. You've gotta help me.

You're the only one I can trust.

Remember the chain with the shark tooth pendant?

Get a pen and paper.

Ali, everything clear?

Fuck! Giammatteo, you gave me a heart attack!

It's Barone.

Right, this morning you had an identity crisis.

Can your motorbike make it to Milan? I need a lift.

- To Milan? - I'm in a hurry.

- And what do I get in exchange? - I have 10.000 Liras.

I can't even get gas with that.

But if you let me touch your tits, maybe...

Excuse me?

A little squeeze and in two hours you're at the Duomo taking pics.

- Wanna fight again? - This way we'd be even.

What the fuck is that, Giammatteo?

It's Barone, you got it?

What the fuck are we gonna do?

I am Nereo Ferraù!

And they can't screw me around like this!

I'm still Salvo's older brother

and now that he's gone, I'm the head of the family!

And now I'm gonna tell 'em.

I'm gonna tell 'em.

Scopa! Fuck the lot of you!

Shut up, I can't understand a fucking thing!

Wait, Nereo, we'll find out.

Hello? Don Ferraù?

Tell me, Godfather, sir.

One second.

Hello?

Yes.

Ciccio, Franco, leave the heroin alone! I'll whup your asses!

Her name's Cleopatra, she's a...

She's a whore, Nereo. Tonight you're all going together.

Get a pen and paper.

Where are you going?

Our Lady of the Rosary, your protection is necessary.

Please help me to evade, get me out of the mess I've made.

Our Lady of the Rosary...

- Wait for me here. - What? Giammatteo!

- Barone! - Fuck you.

Take me here, wait for me there... Get over yourself.

Hi, I'm a friend of Cleopatra's.

- Do you know where she is? - In the botox-room.

The "botox" what?

Honey, the botox room, end of the hall, on the left.

Let's split up and find her.

But the fat circus freak told you to wait.

Screw it.

Paradise isn't open yet, angel.

- What d'you want from my Cleopatra? - We don't want anything.

My cousin had a certain craving tonight,

he went to check out the menu.

Really?

- And you? - Me, what?

- We can satisfy every taste. - What taste, miss?

I only look.

I need to talk to Cleopatra.

What do you want with Cleopatra?

I'm Santo's daughter, I need her help.

What happened to him?

Are you Cleopatra?

- Are you Cleopatra? - No.

Cleopatra?

Hey you, are you Cleopatra?

Fuck you.

George Michael.

Nereo Ferraù.

What a nice name.

You're so beautiful.

- I gotta say I was with him that night? - Exactly.

You're friends, right?

Friends...

All right, I'll do it.

- But tell your asshole father it's over. - Okay, I'll tell him.

No, sweet pea, it's too easy this way.

You can find anything here, but it comes at a price.

An alibi is 10 million, tax-free.

- 10 million? - And fast.

I can give you some time, but there are two hicks in there

who can't wait to speak with our Cleo.

No, they must not, please.

So?

- We've gotta go. - One sec.

- Now! - What's the rush?

I need 10 million.

You're so beautiful.

What the fuck are you doing?

I've been looking for you, I thought you'd died.

Died? I've never felt so alive.

He'll end up giving her even the car keys.

What, angel, you don't like trans women?

Show's over.

Cleopatra's not here, get out.

She's fucking with us, move it.

She's not here?

I say she's here.

Wanna see whose is bigger?

Let's get outta here, move it.

Out!

Paradise my ass!

Move it.

They said it was a Green Italy victory.

That's wrong, this wasn't a victory only for us,

but for all citizens.

Malpensa and all of Lombardy don't deserve such an eyesore.

The plan, as it was presented, was unacceptable.

For weeks we waited for guarantees which never arrived.

From here, my decision to vote...

A little air, please.

Your hand.

Here, Don Carmine, try one.

No, thanks.

Are you turning down my cookies?

Sorry Donna Lina, I lost my appetite.

Are you sure? That's quite an affront.

Shut up!

I wouldn't want these cookies to go down the wrong way.

- Nonna. - What do you want?

I need help, 10 million for my father.

What a beauty, Santo Maria's daughter.

What d'you need?

You don't need anything, right Alice?

Her mother's said it a million times, you can't come here anymore.

We can't do anything for you, figure it out on your own.

The girl's no longer part of the family.

And tonight we'll see

what we do with her father.

Back here again?

What, did you miss me?

Rocco.

You know my father only trusts you, right?

He's wrong, he shouldn't trust anybody.

Those who don't mind their own business,

look for trouble with a spotlight.

Please.

There's a lawyer who owes your dad money, go get it from him.

He's a good guy, but he likes snow and doesn't like paying.

Your dad goes easy on him because he gives him AC Milan tickets.

- Will you come with me? - No, I can't do more than this.

Is he the asshole from your school? Is he your boyfriend?

- What if he was? - No, I'm saying it for you.

That's not a man, and you're a woman now.

Giammatteo, did you get the money or not?

My name is not Giammatteo.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Sweetheart, smile, it's your birthday.

And this tightwad asks for a discount,

after the masterpiece of a divorce I got him!

So I told him, "If you want a Ferrari,

"don't complain later how much you spend on gas!"

- What is it? - Some people are asking for you.

- They're entertainers. - More entertainers?

This house is turning into The Land of Toys! See you in a bit.

Guys, I'm sorry, but it's game over for the entertainment.

It's a surprise for your daughter from a friend.

- Who's that? - Santo Barone.

- What the fuck does he want? - The money, now.

Then let him come negotiate, not two brats.

- I'm his... - I don't give a shit who you are!

Tell Santo to drop it. Now outta my house, beat it.

He thinks a little girl can put the screws to me.

I'm not a little girl.

I'm Alice Barone, now give me the money, asshole!

Or else you're gonna start crying?

I'll just tell everyone here what a piece of shit you are!

That's not okay and Barone knows it.

Too bad I'm here and not my father.

Darling, everything okay?

Give me your necklace.

What?

Your necklace, I said.

"Now give me the money, asshole!"

You were fucking amazing! Really!

Damn dog... I'm gonna shoot it.

Forget it, it wasn't destiny.

Good evening gentlemen, welcome to The Land of Toys.

And who are you, Pinocchio?

Of course not, I'm the Blue Fairy.

If you want, I'll make your nose grow.

Barbarella, enchanté

Listen, Shanté now you're gonna tell me where that whore Cleopatra is.

There she is.

See? You just had to wait a little while.

Fuck you.

Move over.

Shall we spend some time alone? You and me?

I can't right now, I've got something important to do.

More important than me?

Let's make it quick, I've gotta go back.

Leave those sinners waiting.

In the presence of the prosecutors, the Ferraù cousins,

I give the floor to the judge, Don Carmine.

Excuse me, where's Barbarella?

She's in the peep-show booth with Cleopatra,

but they're with some scary looking dudes.

Now what?

Dearie...

you've gotta give us a precise answer,

because I asked you a precise question.

And I don't like

repeating myself.

This gal is just wasting our time, can I speak?

If she was with Santo Barone,

she's gotta prove it.

Get outta here!

Just what we need, another whore.

Hurry it up, babe, you've gotta get back on stage.

Enough of this farce.

Speak.

This is Santo's, he only takes it off to fuck.

The other night he took it off in the car.

Gimme it.

- It's my son's, everybody knows it. - She was with Santo.

She has proof.

This isn't proof.

No, this isn't proof,

because Cleopatra was paid off by you.

Me?

Don Carmine, I was with you the whole day.

When he was arrested,

did Santo have this fucking chain on or not?

Because if he had it on, this whore is making shit up.

Don Carmine,

this is the article about his arrest.

Let's go, the party's over.

Don Carmine, wait,

it's a plot to cover up my brother's murder!

Don Carmine!

Take off that watch.

You're not even worthy to tie your brother's shoes!

Easy, it's neither the time nor place.

Move, let's go.

You don't fool me.

Mission accomplished. Can we go?

I was thinking, if it's not too late,

we could swing by a place.

Honey, there's one last client waiting for you in the strip-room.

But Barbarella told me I could leave.

He's one of those guys who pays well, move your pretty ass.

What the fuck do you want?

Were you with Santo the night he got arrested?

Yes, I already told you!

This whore is fucking lying.

You can't be a Boy Scout.

Where the fuck are you going?

You're really fond of my club, you hick.

Slut.

Nice George Michael mullet. Hairspray?

Hair grease.

Knock 'em out.

You're so gorgeous! I thought you didn't want to see me anymore.

What? I think about you all the time.

Wait, Santo.

The shit hit the fan, I'm going crazy.

I don't know what'll come outta this mouth.

If they find out, what will I do?

My daughter did great, she fixed everything.

But you've gotta stay calm, Giuseppina.

You understand?

Fear is a bad advisor.

It's easy for you, I'm the one with my brother-in-law riding my ass!

He seems stupid, but he's evil, evil like a shark.

The only shark here is me.

Yeah, in a fish tank.

See how happy your best buddy is to see you?

No surprise...

he's always raring to go.

How I've missed your big mouth,

your firm tits.

My love.

- Can't you see I'm all shook-up? - That's how I like you, on fire!

I didn't think you were a party girl.

Because you didn't know me.

But now I know you a little, Barone.

I thought you were a loser.

Instead...

Instead?

Instead, destiny sometimes steps in,

making possible things that seemed impossible.

When I get outta here,

we'll take some time just for us.

A trip.

Wherever you want.

And Alice?

- Don't you want a nice little family? - What family!

Alice is all grown-up,

she doesn't need me.

It'll be just the two of us.

Destiny takes you to places you didn't even know existed...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIRLEY

populated by magical creatures.

Or it deceives you,

makes you believe everything is going great,

that things can finally change, even for you.

But the truth is they don't change.

Ever.

If you're a frog, you can't fly.

That's DNA, right?

And you can fight it any way you want, but it's useless.

When destiny sets its mind on something,

one way or another, it gets it.

Deep down, we all know how it's gonna end.

Papa, Lassie came home!

Sooner or later,

Lassie comes home.