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Attention, everyone!
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Jim and I, on behalf of the
party planning committee
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have an... tooloud.
Too, tooloud.Tooloud.
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But effective. Look. On behalf
of Jim and I, merry Christmas.
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All: Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas. Good.
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My diabolical plot is
on hold for Christmas.
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My heart just melts with
the sound of children singing.
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Not really. I'm just tired. The
days are short. I don't know.
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Maybe I'm depressed.
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It is time to unveil the tree.
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Hey, rockefeller center!
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Jim: Yeah.
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Uh, I've actually
been to rock center
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and this is nothing like that.
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This is all we have. Ugh!
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Nope, it's not "ugh."
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It is office camaraderie.
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It is warm feelings.
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Why don't we talk more
about it instead of doing it?
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Thirty, 29, 28...
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Why would you
start so high? ...27...
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Three, two, one.
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26...
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Phyllis: Ooh!
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You didn't decorate it.
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Exactly.
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We didn't, because we think it
would be better to do it together.
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Everyone. Why would
you wrap it in a sheet
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if you're not
covering anything up?
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Is... is it fake? Pam.
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Yes! We are unveiling an
artificial tree that will never die.
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Yes. Like the
spirit of Christmas.
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And we're supposed
to applaud you
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for taking a giant
diaper off a fake tree?
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This was a successful
unveiling! Go back to work!
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Merry Christmas.
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Hello. Sorry, guys. Sorry, guys.
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I'm not sure I've earned the
right to make announcements yet,
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but whoever is giving me
the 12 days of Christmas
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as my secret Santa,
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please stop. I can't take it
anymore. My cat killed a turtledove.
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The French hens have started
pulling out my hair to make a nest.
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Please stop.
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What psycho would
send that as a gift?
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I begged Dwight and Jim to
give me Erin for secret Santa,
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and I decided to give Erin
the 12 days of Christmas.
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Bowtie time.
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Is it my fault that the first eight
days there's basically 30 birds?
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Ho! Ho! Ho!
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Merry Christmas, boys and
girls. It's me, Santa claus.
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Hey, Santa.
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Theyfinahy ietyou do it yeah.
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Congrats, phyl.
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It's so edgy.
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Phyllis: I have been wanting
to be Santa for years.
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I believe I have
the right temperament
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and the figure to
do the job well.
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I slipped a note to Jim 11 weeks
ago, and he said I could do it.
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It's been a long journey.
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But I'm Santa claus!
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So, Santa, what can we
expect from this party?
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It's going to be a very jolly
time if you've been good.
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What if you've been bad?
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Then nothing but
a lump of coal for you.
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What if you've been
really, really bad?
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More evil than strictly wrong.
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Hey, creed? We
covered it. Lump of coal.
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Yeah.
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For the past several weeks,
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my secret Santa has been
giving me pieces of a machine
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that I've been
attempting to assemble.
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I'm suspicious of this, because
I had the exact same idea
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for catching osama bin laden.
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I would simply send him
a different piece each day.
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He would assemble
it to find himself
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in jail!
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You know, Oscar, every
time I make this lasagne
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people ask me if
it's a family recipe,
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but really, I just get
the recipe from the box.
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That's funny.
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Is it funny? I thought it was
more interesting than funny.
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I think my water just broke.
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That's too funny.
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Oscar and the warehouse guy.
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Go, Oscar!
Go, gay warehouse guy!
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Here's Santa!
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Hey, little girl, what would
you like for Christmas?
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Ooh! You have been a very
naughty girl, I see.
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Michael, we already
have a Santa. Phyllis.
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What the hell is going on?
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Phyllis, Jim? Phyllis is Santa?
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Yeah. Phyllis.
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Yeah. I told her a long
time ago she could do it.
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Take it back. That is absurd.
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No. I'm not gonna do that.
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No, Jim, come on!
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I think she's doing a good job.
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Lately, there have been serious
rumors that our company's going bankrupt,
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so David Wallace asked me
to keep morale high.
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So I asked around about what
people wanted with Christmas,
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and I told them to get creative.
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And they didn't really
get creative, exactly.
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Secret Santa, karaoke, food,
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kind of the usual thing that
we do here, which is great.
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And people usually
argue about food,
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so I told everybody
to bring their favorites.
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I made an organized
signup sheet for karaoke
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so that there was no fighting
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and no crying.
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I'm doing a good job, I think,
because this year,
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I care.
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It's weird. I know.
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Itsinsane! A woman
Santa? Where does it stop?
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No! Jim, this may be the last
Christmas that we have here.
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Doesn't it make you
a tiny bit anxious,
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me not playing Santa? Come on!
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I'm not gonna go tell Phyllis
that she can't be Santa.
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Fine. Then do it anonymously.
Ransom-note ster. You can...
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You know what?
I have a bunch of letters
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cut out of magazines in my desk.
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You can use those.
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If this were Russia, yeah, sure,
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everybody would go to one Santa,
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and there would be
a line around the block,
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and once you sat on her lap
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and she asked you
what you wanted,
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you would say,
probably, freedom,
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at which point the kgb would
arrest you and send you to Siberia.
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It's a good thing
Russia doesn't exist anymore.
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Dwight: Name?
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Kelly.
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And what would you
like for Christmas?
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I would like the
photographer, please, Santa.
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Ryan: We'll talk.
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So far, people really seem
to like the party this year.
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We took some chances
and it's working out.
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Ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho!
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Why pay more to sit next to
old trannie claus over there
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when you can sit on my lap?
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Phyllis is only pretending to
be a man. I'm the real thing!
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Sit down on my lap
and there will be no doubt!
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Okay. Okay.
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No, it's not, like, penis-wise.
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Hello, little boy!
What's your name?
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Michael, it's me, Kevin.
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Phyllis says
I'm too big for her lap.
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Oh, I am so sorry that Phyllis
hates you and hates your body,
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but Santa remembers a reindeer
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that was just a tiny
bit different as well.
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When can I sit on your lap?
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Right now!
Come on over here, big boy!
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There we go! Oh, my god.
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That's really comfortable.
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What would you like
for Christmas, little boy?
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I don't know. I didn't know
you were gonna ask me that.
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Well, what did you think
was going to happen?
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I didn't know. Nobody's ever
let me sit on their lap before.
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All right,
just say some toys, please.
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Can you give me some choices?
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'Cause I really don't want
to mess up on this list.
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Damn it, Kevin. Come on.
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What about if I tell you
the things I don't want?
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Okay, get off! Get off! Off!
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Oh, god!
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I didn't even get to
tell you what I wanted.
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Okay, you know what you get?
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You get a thousand helium
balloons attached to you
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so Santa doesn't have
to go through this again.
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Awesome.
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Foot's asleep.
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Oh, god. My whole leg.
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Oh, god.
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Oh, god.
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All right, that's better.
Who's next?
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Well?
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I'm trying, Phyllis.
You're Santa.
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The only Santa.
That's what I want.
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You promised me this. Don't
make me get Bob involved.
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What would Bob do?
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Never mind.
I shouldn't have said that.
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Check it out.
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In fourth grade, bronwyn
reinhart stabbed me with a pencil,
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scarred me for life.
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Oh!
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Oh, yeah, I see it.
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Yeah, so I know how it feels.
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Does it hurt?
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It stings a lot.
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Hmm.
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I keep trying to figure out
who's sending me these gifts.
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I know, right?
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So far no one will admit to it.
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Isityou?
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Yeah!
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Totally. I admit it. It's me.
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Seriously?
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Seriously?
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Are you serious?
Is... what... is it you?
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When you're...
I don't... are you...
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Oh, no, no, no. I'm saying...
Are you asking...
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I'm saying, are... I don't...
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It's you... no... is it...
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Yeah. Totally serious. I'm
your secret Santa. Busted!
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There he is.
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Hey hey, man.
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Is Matt around?
I've got his check.
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Matt is on a delivery.
Just leave it here. I'll take it.
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I'll just wait for him.
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You'll wait?
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You're gonna wait to give a
guy you don't know his check?
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Spirit of Christmas.
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Right. Christmas.
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Matt's a pretty good-looking
dude, don't you think?
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I'll just leave
it here with you.
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All right, thank you.
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Come here! Come here! Come here!
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I'm doing something
over here. Come on! Ah!
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Ho! Ho! Ho!
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Michael: Come on, I
need this. Come over here!
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Just sit down!
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Is everything okay? Yeah. Yeah.
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Ryan and I are
just having some fun.
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Can I just talk to you
for a second? Yeah.
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No, now. Okay, what?
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You can't yell out,
"I need this, I need this,"
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as you pin down
an employee on your lap.
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Okay. You know what, Jim?
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With two santas in the room,
things get ruthless.
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Yeah. Do you understand?
You forced my hand.
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Michael, it's Phyllis.
We want Phyllis as Santa.
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Do we? Do we?
Is that what we want?
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Why don't we take a vote on it?
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Great.
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Hey! Okay, everybody.
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The office is being
pulled apart. I realize that.
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There are traditions at stake.
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And there are women...
Who wants Phyllis as Santa?
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No, no, no! Wait! No!
There are other choices.
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There's information that we...
Are you kidding me, Kevin?
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After you almost killed me?
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Michael, I had you.
I just want to try Phyllis.
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And if you want Michael
as Santa, raise your hand.
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Can I get you some punch?
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I... no, I'll get some punch.
That looks delicious.
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Kelly: Michael!
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Excuse me.
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Whoever has been sending me
the parts to this gun,
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I think you sent me a gear
instead of a trigger.
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How do you know it's a gun?
252
00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:04,832
What else does it look like?
253
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,751
Not a gun.
254
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,419
Well, I don't have
all the pieces yet.
255
00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:14,132
Well, unless the missing piece
is a gun, you don't have a gun.
256
00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,094
Not a gun.
257
00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:21,932
In the north pole, I spend many
nights alone tinkering with toys.
258
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:27,396
So today, let's put a twinkle
in old kris kringle's eye.
259
00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,898
Let the party begin!
260
00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:39,616
I don't ask for much for
Christmas. I really don't.
261
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:43,704
It's not like I am begging
people to buy me diamonds
262
00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:47,082
and broach pendants.
263
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:48,584
Oh!
264
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:52,462
"Buy me something expensive, or
I'm gonna kill myself." That's not...
265
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:55,799
I don't care about that!
All I want to be is Santa.
266
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:59,761
And you want to take that
away from me, fine.
267
00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:01,680
Go ahead.
268
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,599
But when you need my help
269
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,058
because I am ruining everything,
270
00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:06,268
don't look at me!
271
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,607
Behold,
272
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,318
Jesus Christ.
273
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:18,697
And I bring to you
glad Christmas tidings.
274
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:22,326
I want to remind everyone
the true meaning of Christmas.
275
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:26,121
Those of you who wish
to join me, that's great.
276
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,497
I am excited by that,
277
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,416
and those of you who don't,
278
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,960
I forgive you,
but I never forget.
279
00:12:32,044 --> 00:12:35,464
Wow, Michael. This must
be obvious how wrong this is.
280
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,132
The antichrist.
281
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,467
Okay, you can't...
282
00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:40,594
Look, you cannot push religion.
283
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,554
But I can push drugs in here.
284
00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:43,764
Is that what you're saying?
285
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:46,391
Well, you have to pick one
or the other. Your choice.
286
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:49,144
Pick your poison. Get
back to me. In the meantime,
287
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:52,731
I am going to spread my
goodness all over this company!
288
00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:56,151
Hello, workers.
289
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,862
Salt of the earth.
290
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:02,866
Listen to what
I am saying unto you.
291
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:06,036
I am Jesus.
292
00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:10,290
Okay, I need everybody
to stop what you're doing
293
00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:11,875
and watch this.
294
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:15,170
Thank you, Darryl.
Thank you, my son.
295
00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:19,007
Everyone, I have heard
your cries for rest,
296
00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:22,928
and I am inviting you
up to our Christmas party,
297
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:25,639
where you can eat
and drink and have fun.
298
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:30,018
Hell, yeah. Let's go,
y'all. Thanks, Mike.
299
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:42,030
Everyone, everyone, please welcome
our friends from the warehouse.
300
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,909
I command thee to mingle
and make merriment.
301
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:49,538
Libations and food,
please, enjoy.
302
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,039
Enjoy.
303
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:53,622
That was very nice of you.
304
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,628
Yes, actually nicer than
Santa. Jesus doesn't judge.
305
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,597
The only problem is
we only have food for us.
306
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:00,924
So would've loved
a heads up on this.
307
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:04,052
Well, would've loved to have
been the central gift-giving figure,
308
00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:07,139
but I guess neither of us is
getting what we want, right?
309
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:11,601
Look, I can barely pretend
to like the people up here.
310
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,770
What am I supposed
to say to Artie?
311
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,566
Hey, phyms?
312
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:21,028
Could you not reveal to Erin
that I'm her secret Santa?
313
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,006
All right, sweetie, I'll
just tell her it's Michael.
314
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,114
Okay.
315
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,617
Santa, if you were a woman,
I'd kiss you.
316
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,708
Are either of you guys
friends with,
317
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,210
or ever hang out with
any cleaning ladies?
318
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:41,214
Um, I have to find a new one,
'cause mine died.
319
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,216
First training session is free.
320
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,344
I'll show you the ropes, and get
you on track with the nutrition side.
321
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,889
My goal is to look like you,
322
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:51,308
like a big, white, you.
323
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:55,812
How do I feel about the warehouse
guys showing up at our Christmas party?
324
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,398
Well, I could tell you,
325
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,942
or I could show you.
326
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,445
This is how I feel.
327
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:13,121
Both: I saw
three ships come sailing in
328
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,450
Pam: Have you talked to him?
329
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:15,582
What?
330
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,459
Matt.
331
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:18,794
Oscar: Is it that obvious?
332
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,214
No. Hey.
333
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:24,966
Hmm.
334
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:29,262
Good pate, right? Oscar
made it. Have you met Oscar?
335
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:31,013
I don't think so.
336
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,808
Hey, Oscar, come here.
337
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:41,274
Oscar, this is Matt,
and Matt loves your pate.
338
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,443
I had some.
339
00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:44,694
Oscar's paté's great.
340
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:49,366
I could eat it all day,
every day. Mmm.
341
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,829
How come the good ones
are never straight, right?
342
00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:58,083
Oscar likes biking,
343
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:03,964
and classical movies,
French films mostly, right?
344
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:05,048
Mnun_. Yeah?
345
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,718
Okay. That's all I'm
gonna say. Classical music.
346
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:12,556
And new music. Radiohead.
347
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,600
I like radiohead.
348
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,979
We should all go
to a concert together.
349
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,248
Are we still doing that thing
350
00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:22,649
where we take new people
to the office to a concert?
351
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,401
Okay, Pam. Okay.
352
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,236
Look. Pigs in a blanket.
353
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,491
So, Victor, is it?
354
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,371
Yeah. Victor.
355
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:37,747
Nice meeting you.
356
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:38,832
Nice to meet you.
357
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:43,420
Yes. They're the only two gay guys
I know. But they should be together.
358
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,299
So, guys, this is
more like finger food.
359
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,759
Uh-oh! A lasagne.
Look out, Garfield.
360
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,095
Uh-oh! What does that mean?
361
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,346
Oh, they call me Garfield.
362
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,516
I've never seen a lasagne
and not eaten the whole pan.
363
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,642
I wish you wouldn't.
364
00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:59,811
Oh, well, I can't help myself.
365
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,521
Can you imagine
what it's like for me,
366
00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,440
that it has that power over me?
367
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,524
I gotta have some.
368
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:07,277
Sorry, guys. Everybody get some?
369
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,029
Okay. I got mine.
370
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,741
All right, I just got out of
the restroom, and it stinks.
371
00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:14,201
The warehouse needs to go.
372
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,137
Okay, wait. How do you know
it's someone from the warehouse
373
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,704
who stunk up the bathroom?
374
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,915
They stink up the bathroom
with their smelly poos,
375
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,791
because they don't eat
as quality food as us
376
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,543
'cause they're poor.
It's science.
377
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:25,337
That is so offensive
378
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:26,963
and thought out.
379
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:30,133
Maybe if we just took some
time to try to get to know them,
380
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,928
rather than constantly
complaining... Garfield! Garfield!
381
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:35,764
All: Garfield!
Garfield! Garfield!
382
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:36,890
Do it, girl.
383
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,684
That woman is a
beast. Garfield! Garfield!
384
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:42,020
Garfield! Garfield...
385
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,773
All: Yeah!
386
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:50,695
I am so very glad that you joined
us here on this festive occasion.
387
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,113
You look like Gandalf.
388
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:55,200
No, I'm Jesus, and we're
celebrating my birthday.
389
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,802
Seriously, though, Mike,
you should take that off, man.
390
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,870
It's offensive, even to me.
391
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:07,504
Merry Christmas, creed.
392
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,631
Thanks, Santa. I love it.
393
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,300
And he doesn't
even know what it is.
394
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,844
And it's probably terrible,
so save the receipt.
395
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,304
Get the receipt, creed.
396
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:19,891
This just arrived from the
dunder Mifflin north pole branch.
397
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:22,769
We don't have a
north pole branch. Idiot!
398
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:27,649
Uh-oh! What's Dwight
gonna get? What is it?
399
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,109
Yes!
400
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,152
Oh, yes! It's space garbage.
401
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,905
Dwight's gonna be able
to build himself a friend.
402
00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:36,157
Deck the halls with crappy gifts
403
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:40,453
and Stanley, ho, ho, ho,
you've been very good this year.
404
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:41,579
I have.
405
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,623
Yeah, except for
cheating on your wife.
406
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,459
Adultery's a sin. Look it
up in the Bible, people.
407
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:47,544
What'd he get?
408
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,546
He got scented candles.
409
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,674
Well, that's appropriate. A
lot of fire where you're going.
410
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,175
Better get used to it.
411
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,928
You're going to h-e-I-I,
double hockey sticks.
412
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:58,179
Going to hell, Stanley.
413
00:18:58,263 --> 00:18:59,543
Angela: Amen.
414
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,434
And this brings us
to you, little one.
415
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:05,478
I can't see from here, people.
Somebody shout it out.
416
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:07,397
Don't make me get up.
417
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:11,151
It's fabric.
I really wanted this.
418
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,946
That's fantastic! You can make
another dress that goes past your feet.
419
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,156
Andy, was this you?
420
00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:17,282
It's a secret.
421
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,868
No, Andy had Erin.
Phyllis: It was a secret.
422
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,202
Pam: Michael! Phyllis: You...
423
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,872
What? Was I not supposed to say?
424
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,165
What? Turn it back on.
425
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,569
David: Yes, Michael.
What is so urgent?
426
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:39,012
David, guess who I am
sitting here dressed as.
427
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,765
I'm not going to guess. You
can tell me, or! Will hang up.
428
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,768
I will give you a hint.
His last name is Christ.
429
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:48,521
He has the power of flight.
He can heal leopards.
430
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:49,606
Michael...
431
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,399
I am Jesus, David,
and you know why?
432
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:55,862
Because Phyllis, a woman,
has uslurped my role as Santa.
433
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:56,946
Michael... what?
434
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,282
This is a very, very bad time.
435
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,951
Really? What's going on?
436
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,038
Stephanie,
can you hop off, please?
437
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,373
Stephanie: Sure, David.
438
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:09,918
What the hell? How rude!
Does she do that all the time?
439
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:11,812
Erin: Do you want me off
this call too, Michael?
440
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:15,173
Hey, what? Get off!
Get off the phone!
441
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:20,970
David: Listen, I shouldn't tell you
this, but the company has a buyer.
442
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,556
The board will have no
choice but to approve,
443
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,892
and they are going
to clean house.
444
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,185
What does that mean?
445
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:28,937
I'll be fired.
446
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,564
We”, can't Alan protect you?
447
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,149
Alan will be out, too.
All of us.
448
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:36,903
All of us?
449
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:40,490
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
450
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,743
I'm sorry you can't be Santa.
451
00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:46,454
I do have to go.
Goodbye, Michael.
452
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:51,084
Michael: Earlier today,
this office needed a Santa.
453
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:56,297
And then it needed a second
Santa. And then it needed a Jesus.
454
00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,175
And now,
455
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,429
it needs a Michael.
456
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:06,683
And that's one suit
Phyllis cannot fit into.
457
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,062
Hey, how's everybody doing?
458
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,315
Not great. You heckled
Santa for an hour and a half.
459
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,484
That was a different guy.
That was Jesus.
460
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:18,862
Jesus sort of ruined the party.
461
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,572
Hurt, petulant Jesus.
462
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:22,991
Are you serious?
That is so offensive.
463
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:26,202
You know what's
even more offensive,
464
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:31,332
is bailing on this party because
some jerk ruined the first part of it.
465
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,335
Dwight, come here.
466
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:37,589
Here's my debit card. I want
you to go pick up a bunch of pizzas
467
00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:38,816
and meet me in
the conference room.
468
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:39,883
What's your pin number?
469
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,843
I don't want to say.
470
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:44,387
But it's fun to stay at the...
471
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,433
It's fun to stay at the...
472
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:51,394
Where? Holiday inn. I don't...
473
00:21:57,275 --> 00:22:00,028
I thought that
you would like it.
474
00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:01,571
It was a little much, Andy.
475
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,699
Well, it's the thought
that counts.
476
00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:06,451
What were you thinking?
477
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:12,540
I suppose a gentleman might
throw in the towel at this point.
478
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,628
Guess what. Not gonna happen.
479
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:20,965
You know what? Christmas
isn't about Santa or Jesus.
480
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,509
It's about the workplace.
481
00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:24,528
The exact opposite of
what you just said is true.
482
00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:27,889
See, that's exactly
something that Jim would say,
483
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:29,182
and I love him for it.
484
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,935
All of you feel like my family.
485
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:37,774
Ryan, you are my son, and
Pam, you're my wife, and Jim...
486
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:42,946
And Angela and Phyllis,
you are my grandmas.
487
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:48,159
And Oscar, you just
moved in next door
488
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:50,912
because of urban renewal.
489
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:55,458
And Stanley, you're our mailman.
490
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:59,254
And I can't help but look at all
of your wonderful, beautiful faces
491
00:22:59,337 --> 00:23:01,089
and think, "how could
they do this to us?"
492
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:02,173
What?
493
00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:03,377
How could we do what to you?
494
00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:05,611
That's not... never... nothing.
Meredith: Why would we...
495
00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:06,803
We deserve to know.
496
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,072
Michael: I didn't say anything!
497
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:09,347
We're going out of business!
498
00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:10,431
What? What?
499
00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:11,516
Andy: You are kidding me.
500
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:12,701
Wait, wait, wait. Who said that?
501
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,519
David told me on the phone.
David told me.
502
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:15,788
Andy: When?
When did he tell you, today?
503
00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:19,649
Earlier today,
he said we have been sold.
504
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:20,775
Jim: What?
505
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:24,279
Jim: Dwight! Jesus.
Pam: Come on!
506
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:27,323
Michael, wait.
So they said we are sold.
507
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,284
David is gone, Alan
is gone. We're all gone.
508
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:30,827
Okay, but we haven't gone under.
509
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,972
We've been sold, and that
can mean many different things.
510
00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:35,248
It's hard for me to
imagine a scenario
511
00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:37,917
where Meredith Palmer keeps
herjob and David Wallace does not.
512
00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:39,669
No offense, Meredith.
No, I get it.
513
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,021
Did he say anything
about the warehouse?
514
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,214
No, but he's always held
you guys in high regard.
515
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,800
You two are the worst bosses!
516
00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:47,969
You are. You never
know anything.
517
00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:50,072
It's like the blind leading the
blind. "Guess, guess, guess."
518
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:52,098
Relax.
Okay, I can still fire you.
519
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:55,077
We better get some answers soon, or
it's gonna get real litigious up in here.
520
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:57,770
Like, you're gonna sue?
Who're you gonna sue? For what?
521
00:23:57,854 --> 00:23:59,814
You have no idea. The
law protects the plaintiffs.
522
00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:01,083
I'll call him. I'll call David.
523
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:03,151
No you won't, because
he's not picking up his phone.
524
00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:07,071
Yes, I will, because I always
know how to get through to him.
525
00:24:07,739 --> 00:24:10,283
He told me where
his kids go to school.
526
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:12,910
I call the school. I tell
them I'm the pediatrician.
527
00:24:12,994 --> 00:24:16,748
They patch me through to his
secretary. I use my little girl voice.
528
00:24:16,831 --> 00:24:17,999
Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom.
529
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:19,852
David: Hey, sweetie, what is it?
530
00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:22,295
It's not sweetie.
It's Michael Scott.
531
00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:24,440
What the hell? Stephanie,
could you hop off, please?
532
00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:26,299
Michael, I have never...
533
00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:27,422
David... never, ever...
534
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:28,718
David, you are on speakerphone
535
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,512
with the entire branch
and the warehouse.
536
00:24:31,596 --> 00:24:33,514
Hi, David. All: Hey, David.
537
00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:34,974
Hi, everyone.
538
00:24:35,058 --> 00:24:37,226
David, they do not believe me
539
00:24:37,727 --> 00:24:40,563
when you told me
that everyone was canned.
540
00:24:40,897 --> 00:24:42,541
You weren't supposed
to tell anyone, Michael.
541
00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:44,025
Well, I think
we're past that now.
542
00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:45,652
I am not supposed...
543
00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:47,820
Okay, fine. Guys, I was really
544
00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,697
only talking about Alan, myself,
545
00:24:49,781 --> 00:24:51,532
and a few other
execs you don't know.
546
00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:53,993
Oh, my god.
David, that's horrible.
547
00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:58,706
How about us? It's Meredith. By the
way, your wife is a very lucky woman.
548
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:02,168
Look, they're buying the
company for the distribution.
549
00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:05,088
You guys are the only thing
about this company that works.
550
00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:06,297
So congratulations.
551
00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:07,382
We're not fired?
552
00:25:07,465 --> 00:25:08,883
No. Congratulations.
553
00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:10,635
All right! Yeah!
554
00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,262
Come on!
555
00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:14,597
It's a Christmas miracle!
556
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:15,932
Yeah!
557
00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:21,771
Walk a lonely road
558
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:25,024
only one that I have ever known
559
00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:27,652
don't know where it goes
560
00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:30,822
but it's all to me
and I walk alone
561
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,533
Dwight: It's true. Yes.
562
00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:35,618
Dwight: We all walk alone. Jim.
563
00:25:37,078 --> 00:25:39,122
Jim. Dwight: Come on. Shall we?
564
00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:41,791
Jim.
565
00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:47,797
My shadow's the only one
that walks beside me
566
00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:53,636
Take it away, Andy.
567
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:13,823
Wow.
568
00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:19,203
Yeah. Thatwastheidea thank you.
569
00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:21,164
Awesome. Thanks, man.
570
00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:28,463
Christmas tree
thou leaves are so unchanging
571
00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:29,964
of course!
572
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:33,176
You got it?
573
00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:35,094
What is that?
574
00:26:35,178 --> 00:26:36,220
I have no idea.
575
00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:40,892
Well, maybe those will help.
576
00:26:40,975 --> 00:26:42,685
Michael, please. Come on.
577
00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:45,271
Sure. Sorry.
578
00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:46,354
Nice to meet you, Oscar.
579
00:26:46,397 --> 00:26:47,398
Nice to meet you, Mark.
580
00:26:47,482 --> 00:26:49,442
It's Matt. Right, Matt.
581
00:26:51,652 --> 00:26:53,154
I know what I'm doing, Pam.
582
00:27:00,203 --> 00:27:01,913
Oh, man!
583
00:27:03,164 --> 00:27:04,749
I can use this for so many nuts.
584
00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:07,668
Macadamias, Brazil nuts, pecans,
585
00:27:07,752 --> 00:27:11,005
almonds, clams, snails.
586
00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:15,051
Not in front of the kid.
587
00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:17,220
This is a great party.
588
00:27:18,346 --> 00:27:21,265
Did you buy the company just
to save your Christmas party?
589
00:27:21,349 --> 00:27:24,060
I promise I will never buy a
company without telling you first.
590
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,274
Hi, Santa.
591
00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:31,567
Hi, Michael.
592
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:36,405
Okay.
593
00:27:38,366 --> 00:27:39,617
I'd like to make a wish.
594
00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:41,285
What?
595
00:27:41,911 --> 00:27:47,250
I would like an Xbox and a TV
that's compatible with an Xbox.
596
00:27:50,086 --> 00:27:51,587
And I'm sorry.
597
00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:58,761
An Xbox it is, because I've
decided you're a good boy.
598
00:27:59,762 --> 00:28:02,473
Scott, what in the hell
is going on here?
599
00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:04,451
No, no, no. We worked it
out. You called Bob? Phyllis!
600
00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:06,894
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
It was earlier today.
601
00:28:06,978 --> 00:28:08,104
Okay.
602
00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:09,748
Hi, sweetheart. You okay, baby?
603
00:28:09,772 --> 00:28:10,857
I'm good, baby.
604
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:13,234
Oh, god. Get a room, santas.
605
00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:14,527
Fresh nut?
606
00:28:14,652 --> 00:28:16,445
I don't mind if I do. Thank you.
607
00:28:20,575 --> 00:28:22,493
Dwight: Thank you, Santa.
608
00:28:22,577 --> 00:28:23,911
Okay, happy holidays.
609
00:28:24,996 --> 00:28:27,248
It's real slippery out here.
610
00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:32,336
Oh, my god.
611
00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:33,838
Twelve drummers drumming.
612
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:50,062
Merry Christmas, Erin.
Take it away, boys!
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