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hi hi my name is Isabel

I'm just collecting money for the Australian bushfires

by donating to the koalas

you know what happened in Australia right um

not quite aware

you know what all that east coast was like

all burnt out by bushfires

it decimated billions of wildlife in Australia

billions billions yeah

so they reckon that whole species are wiped out

do you think you could donate some money

because we've got all these little

like all these little wildlife places

that look after the injured wildlife

and they need supplies

medical supplies and stuff

the animals

Jesus you talking about

you're crying about aren't you

I know I know

cause it is so cold at the moment too

yeah so it's a bit windy

oh my God I mean wow

I got billions of species

I mean he's

I already contributed to the World Wildlife Fund

no but this one's like

we have some of the rarest

rarest animals in the whole world

like imagine if no

can you imagine if all the koalas were wiped out

can you imagine all the kangaroos wiped out

well yeah I mean if the

if the kings got wiped out there yeah

they'd be the worst the worst

so that's why I'm collecting

I'm collecting money for the wildlife

oh could you help me out

well God I you know

please what

come over here

it's pretty windy

it is really windy

oh my God you

that was a good

good idea to come out of the wind

oh yeah why did you want to come out of the wind

well because then you know

for my sound right

um yeah actually

are you recording

oh of course

yeah yeah well you know

because it's my big hobby right

like I'm always

I'm you know

I'm kind of aspiring to be the next you know

mini Steven Spielberg in my own mind

so I'm always out there recording things and huh

yeah practicing

what do you record

oh everything

I mean you know

nature wildlife

wildebeest wildebeest

they have some bee

oh you got everything here

no koalas though

you see that's why you need to donate

well you totally need to donate

yeah I mean

I guess if it just if

if you could convince me in some other way

I mean you know

you know now with with

with this coronavirus everywhere

you know it is pretty

that is kind of scary

and people are spending less money

so you know

I'm trying to tighten my pockets here

okay well Oz

so you kinda want a bit of bang for your buck

oh 100% I mean

that's what you

we're all crossing

bang for your buck right

yeah yeah I get it

you are moving to a good cause

yeah alright

well I don't know what like

like what kind of

what kind of you know

bonus add on features can you give me

you know if I

if I donate

like what's

what's the what's the kickback

I don't know I just

what did you have in mind

I don't know

you know I was thinking

oh I've got it you know

I've been I've been trying to send in some

some footage to this modeling agency

because I would like to start working for them

thinking what if

you know you helped me out

put together a nice real you are

you reckon I could help you

oh yeah oh you can help me 100% huh

but I'm too short

oh no but but but

but height doesn't matter

see see these um

these models

it's all about uh

shade and uh

buxom because they're

it's gonna it's gonna go for swimsuit modeling

right oh okay

well I've got a pretty cool tan line

really cause we surf a lot in Australia

but you can't see it now

it's true yeah

well um I mean

do you have

do you have any tan lines on your roof

no

no timelines my boobs I got piercings though

I mean

what you know what

it would be helpful if you show me those

really yeah yeah

just because I need to know

you know especially when I send this in

I need to know that you got the right shade right

because they're kind of particular about what kind of

the swimsuit

well alright

so if I help you

you're gonna help me

but you're gonna donate to me

oh I'm gonna donate

I'm gonna donate

so you will make sure I've got the right figure

yes so and you're asking about my nipple ring so

do I shoot you any Koreans first

or do you need a bit of money first

I'll tell you what

how can I trust you

well you can trust me because I am a genuine

nice person and I'm gonna be saving

whoa koalas

that's you did deposit eh well

a little bit

oh see see you're so helpful already

see you well not exactly what I was very good

that's a lot of money babe

I I believe in koalas

yeah see billions of species

yeah well tell you what

you know since whoa

since Juju loaded well

you know saving up

um what if uh

I give you you know

another 200 euros right

and you know

because I need to make sure

you know for this video that I'm gonna shoot that

that the bikinis are gonna fit right

you know true

so you know

if you can just show me your bikini figure

you just want to see the tan lines

I get it I get it

hang on

sorry

I don't want to get in trouble

oh no you won't get in trouble at all

well you know I

I I need to see where the

where the line start oh yes wow

you really do have some nice camera yeah

I am from the land island

oh it's so cool

so

with this video and these little donations so

I'm sure he got there

that's a lot

why what do you have in mind

well

if

I suck a dick

will you hand over all of that for the donation

I think we might have a deal

we have an accord

yes we do set a board definitely

let's get out of this cold

it's freezing

well tell you what

cause you know I gotta make sure that you are legit

you right yeah true

so you just go over here alright

just so I know you're serious about saving holes

always so serious about saving wildlife

it is frugal corpse yeah

all right well this is a bit more secluded so yeah

let's just go down here a little bit

hmm you just tell me when well I think uh

how about when

alright haha I see what you did there

alright well let's save some clothes shall we

Jesus Christ

haha well oh

I'd say your your hands would warm it up

they're a bit cold

oh hmm haha

oh yes

haha hmm

oh

oh

haha

oh yeah sit nice and slow

oh

you really believe in saving the God

absolutely saves a lot of life completely

hmm

haha

oh

oh

there we go

very talented I told you guys

so I passed the test for the swimsuit thing haha

wow

let's see

oh haha

uh huh

no

hmm hmm

hmm

hmm

I just got a cold wind

oh fuck

ah

no

hmm

you certainly believe in swallow for koala don't you

hey that's a really cool country

maybe I should call the charity that

I like that

yeah let's see how much you can swallow

haha haha

haha

haha

oh

you know what what

it's a pity that we couldn't do more to save the koalas

like you gave me all the money you had so

well what did you have in mind to help save the koalas

oh how about

I've already slowly for koala

so how about we go all the way down under

how about you give me dick down under

oh ha ha well

tell you what

I didn't give you all the money really

you hold out

yeah gotta hold out for something

ah would that maybe be a Dick down under

I think we could dick down under for that

yeah alright

what's too cold here

yeah well you know what

I got a spot so

really alright

how about let's let's bail

let's get out of this

hold on alright

let's go fucking freezing weather

I know right

ah

let's party down under haha party down under alright

is it okay here for you

I know it's you know

little empty basement but yeah it's a bit

don't worry I I I I've been here before

it's all it's okay

you've been here before

how many times you've been here

oh never mind

never mind okay alright

it's warmer than before

and oh

hmm yes

oh

oh

oh yes oh

oh

haha oh

hmm oh cool

ah ah

ah

oh

it's warmed up a bit I'm gonna take my jacket off

it's driving me crazy

you take your pants off too

that's because we could it would make sense right

are you gonna give me that dick down under yeah

Crikey trouser snake

come on

Crikey we found a trouser snake we did

well let's see what those tan lines really look like

you wanna see my tan lines

oh

those are excellent dandelions

is he gonna give me magic down now

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oh oh yes oh

oh

I'm back

oh my God oh fuck

ah

fuck yes

yes yes yes no I'm back ah

oh

oh yes

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um oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

try it

ooh

ah ah ah ah ah oh my God hmm

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oh my God

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oh my God

oh yes

stick down on it for wildlife

oh yes yes oh oh oh oh oh

haha my legs are dying haha

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oh oh yes yes yes yes oh oh

oh fuck ah ah ah yes ah

oh

oh

my legs are burning from all those squats before

oh my God

ah

haha let me ride your reverse ah

huh

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oh my God yes

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oh my God

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mmm

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mmm oh my God

oh oh yes

oh oh

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ah yes yes yes

oh

yes yes shoes shoes shoes shoes oh um

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what the oh um

look oh oh oh oh oh yeah love you haha haha

yeah

oh

yes I'm back oh oh oh oh my God ah ah ah

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hmm

second struggle

yeah

okay

uh huh

haha haha

yes come with my face

I want to swallow for koala right ah

ah ah ah

ah ah

ah ah

oh my God

haha now we saved all the koalas

how do you feel about that you do you do hmm

it was all for a good cause right yeah

next time we're gonna have to save the Kangaroos

absolutely all right all right

get your stuff on and get back to

getting some money for all these people on the street

all right done done