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[Cha Seon Woo]

[Ha Seung Ri]

[Choi Yeon]

[Johyun]

♫ Someday, I wonder if the very sad romance will end ♫

[The Villain of Romance]

Hello. This will protect your beautiful love.

Hello!

This will protect your beautiful love.

Sturdy and safe!

Have a beautiful romance!

Whoa!

Wow...

- Kang Hee Jae! - Whoa, you scared me!

- Noona! - What are you doing standing here?

What?

Gosh, you crazy bastard! Wake up, wake up!

You crazy bastard! Gosh!

Noona, I'm so sorry. I must have gone crazy for a second.

W-Why would you be crazy? What are you sorry about?

What? Oh, there's a reason.

Noona, go inside first. I'll print out the assignment and come. Okay?

- Damn it! - H-Hee Jae!

This guy, this guy, this guy...

Gosh, men...

Hey.

Yeah?

Open your bag.

- Should I give you more? - Yeah, add some more.

- My bag is a bit small today. - Yeah...

I should completely fill it up.

Have a beautiful romance!

Thanks.

[Episode 4 - Sex Me If You Can]

[What are you doing?]

[Utterly serious]

Aren't you going to do the broadcast?

I mean, well...

This person has a concern.

He wants to do it with his girlfriend, but he doesn't know how.

[What do you think?]

[?]

Do it?

[Giggling, embarrassed] Do what?

I mean, when a guy and a girl...

You know!

[What is that... so embarrassing...] What... What is that...

[What's with him, seriously!] Whoa, seriously...

But, well...

do you not remember yesterday?

[?]

Yesterday, what? Did something happen between us?

You really don't remember?

Yeah, I don't remember. I don't remember a thing.

We drank. And...

- So... - So? So we drank and what?

So... so we... well, my words... so... gosh... so-

Gosh, so frustrating!

So what are you trying to say?

You're so mean.

Gosh, seriously!

It's so slow! I should just buy one.

Hey, Hyeon. I'll use your laptop, okay?

Hey. Are you okay?

I'm not okay.

Since I'm a fish, I'm not okay outside the water.

You should really stop now, too.

How could a human being understand how a fish feels?

- Boo! - Gosh, you scared me!

Hey! Where are you going?

To swim... to water...

Gosh, he's seriously gone mad.

Oh, it's fast!

What's this? Brown-eared bulbul*? (Untitled folders are automatically named after birds in Korea and are commonly associated with pornography)

Why would he name a folder with such an old-fashioned name?

No way there's 'that' in here, right?

There is... There is! There are both Eastern and Western ones!

Oh, my.

Oh, my, oh, my...

[Yoo Jin Noona ♥]

Oh, my! Gosh!

Damn it!

Oh, oh, oh, Noona, Noona! W-What is it?

What's this? Why did you decline the video call?

- Were you watching porn, Hee Jae? - What?

I don't watch stuff like that! What are you talking about!

Then why does it seem like you're so flustered?

I mean, Hyeon seemed to be depressed, so I was counseling him.

I'll video call you as soon as I'm done. Yeah.

Gosh, seriously.

Ban Yoo Jin sometimes feels like...

Gosh, but...

why am I like this these days?

We should have taken it.

- The more I look at it, the funnier it is. - But it did come out well, right?

- But it came out well. - Yeah.

It's been so long since we came out like this. Isn't it so nice, Hee Jae?

Where do we go?

Where should we go?

Should we go to that tasty gopchang place we went to last time?

Hee Jae, are you listening to me?

Noona, instead of going there, sh-should we go over there?

Where?

O-Over there.

[Movie and gaming room]

Gosh, seriously...

Yeah, Hee Jae. It's natural for you to be like this at your age.

Why? What do you want to do with me there?

What...

what do you mean, do something with you?

I was just saying we should watch the movie for our assignment.

Noona, is that really how you think of me?

Yeah.

I'm disappointed in you, Ban Yoo Jin!

Gosh, you got mad?

If you want to so badly, shall we go and watch it?

Okay. Let's go and only watch the movie. Okay.

What's this?

You bastard! You said you weren't, but I was right!

Gosh! Fine, you're right!

Noona, I love you.

That was dangerous. It was really dangerous just now.

Noona, sorry, sorry! I unintentionally lost my mind temporarily.

Let's leave. Let's get out of this space first and talk.

No! No, no, no, no, Noona.

I can really control myself. Let's finish watching this.

No, you're not the problem!

I'm the risky one! First, h-hurry up and come out!

Noona...

We've only been here for five minutes...

It's like my heart is being purified.

Yeah, you did well.

We held it in well.

Now, let's get to the point.

Kang Hee Jae. Do you really want to do it with me?

- Yeah! - Do you just want to have sex,

or do you want to do it with me because you love me?

Of course, I want to do it with you because I love you, Noona.

Wow, that girl's breasts are so big!

What? Where?

Where? Who, who?

Sorry...

Yeah. Let's be honest.

I have so many things I want to do with you as well.

Hee Jae, in the movie and gaming room earlier...

I almost jumped on you.

Oh, really?

I've been thinking about it for a while that the time will come soon.

And I think the time has finally come.

All right. Let's do it, Kang Hee Jae!

We'll do it, sex!

Yeah! I love you, Noona.

Then, I will quickly look for motels nearby!

No, not right now.

What? Then, when?

If we're going to do it, let's prepare and do it properly.

Yeah.

A lot of the sex education that we've received so far has been male-oriented.

Right.

From a long time ago, women especially have been

taught by male-oriented sex education

to be embarrassed about their bodies.

Have you ever heard of stuff like this before?

Your genitals turn dark the more you have sex.

Right.

Or if you don't bleed after sex, you're not a virgin.

Got it.

♫ One in a million ♫

Oh, that's good. That's delicious.

♫ One in a million, one in a million, one in a million ♫

A banana scent?

The world is really growing more advanced.

♫ Tell me what you need because I'm just the kind of girl ♫

♫ This thing is going to beep, but they're really getting higher ♫

It passed.

[Written Oath of Love]

Do we really have to go this far?

This is going too far.

Something like that's possible?

That's a problem...

♫ The meaning of your thing is you can't resist it, one in a million ♫

First, this hotel is having a half price discount.

They have a good walking path nearby,

and most importantly, there are countless reviews about how strong the beds are.

Okay. Then let's finalize this place as our hotel.

Okay, it's decided. Also, for our meal,

how about getting duck bbq at the famous restaurant near the hotel?

I'm against getting bbq.

If I eat too heavily, my belly could bulge when I take off my clothes at night.

Oh. Oh, okay.

That's why I prepared a Plan B.

How about getting buckwheat noodles at a different famous restaurant?

I like buckwheat noodles. Let's eat lightly. Buckwheat noodles it is.

Okay, it's decided!

I'm in your care.

I'm sorry. I really need this book for my assignment.

Could I read it first and call you when I'm done?

I'll give you my number.

No, you can just read it as long as you want.

Wow, so hot and passionate.

I wish all of them would just burn up in flames.

Excuse me...

Which way is the student cafeteria?

- Go straight down this way and turn right over there- - By the way,

your face seems to be full of worry and concern. Are you all right?

What?

Seeing how you have so much anger on your forehead, your ancestral spirits must be very angry.

Pardon?

It's possible to know all this if you study the heart.

Shall we have a conversation over some coffee?

Gosh, you're amazing.

Can that ancestral spirit have a quantitative effect on the unknown?

Wow! That's so interesting.

Could you tell me more in detail?

Gosh, I stepped in shit.

- Hyeon! - Geez, seriously!

W-W-Wha...

You asked me if you were a fish to me, right?

Those words were a bit shocking to me.

Sorry.

No.

I'm used to people looking at me that way.

I mean, I am quite pretty.

But it's not always good.

People are jealous of me wherever I go, I get misunderstood,

and people distance themselves as a result.

But it's okay. I'm extremely used to that now.

But what shocked me so much

was that you were the one who said that.

What?

I thought you would truly be able to be my friend, Nam Hyeon.

I don't know why I thought that.

Maybe it's because both of us have a single-syllable name.

Yoon and Hyeon.

You're right.

What's important isn't what others think,

but what I think.

I'm so embarrassed, and I'm so sorry, Go Yoon.

It's still not too late.

Will you...

be my friend?

Yeah. I will be your friend and protect you.

Okay.

This feels like...

he just admitted to her that he is indeed a fish in her fish tank.

Don't you think so, Love Ma?

[Whatever...]

Oppa, you're not going to do the show?

I mean, just...

the story is just so sad.

I mean, even me, where I'm at...

I could potentially be a fish in someone else's fish tank. So...

Fine. I remember, I remember!

Yesterday, we drank and kissed!

[!?]

Hey...

What's this...

I mean, you...

it means...

you remember it all, right?

Yes.

But then, why... how could you be like that?

Why would you pretend not to remember anything when you do!

Why are you...

Why are you doing this to me? Why!

Because I want to do it again with you, Oppa.

Not while being drunk, but sober.

Next time,

we should do it without drinking.

Okay?

Gosh!

So cute.

[D-Day]

Oh, yes!

I choose you for tonight.

[Checklist 1 - Eat buckwheat noodles (Completed)]

Noona. Should we also order some dumplings?

No. My belly will bulge out.

Okay.

You're not going to eat the egg, right?

♫ When I call your name, my lips ♫

Noona, it's so nice coming out to the ocean like this with you. Don't you think so?

♫ It's like I'm dreaming a light, happy dream ♫

Stop, we should stop our walk here.

If we walk too much, then we might get too tired and lose stamina.

[Checklist 2 - A light stroll after eating (Complete)]

Hee Jae.

Eat this.

- What is this? - A protein bar.

It will prevent you from unnecessary muscle loss.

I love you, Noona.

Yeah. I love you, too.

[Checklist 3 - Prevent muscle loss (Complete)]

Don't drink too much. If you drink a lot of wine, you'll get drunk quickly.

Then I'll just drink up to this much, too.

- Shall we drink just a bit more? - Shall we?

Our bodies are going to waste away one day.

So let's set this night on fire!

I can't reach...

Kang Hee Jae. Come here.

- Wait... Oh, Noona, wait, wait, wait. Wait. - Come here.

Wait.

Is it right for us to have our first time together while we're drunk like this?

Why are you talking so much?

Just come here. Let's just set this night on fire!

Gosh, what's this!

Hee Jae.

I love you, Ban Yoo Jin.

- I need to throw up. - That's not the bathroom, Noona.

Damn it.

I remember everything in detail.

I'm f***ed.

You senseless punk.

You've kept me safe, even when we came all the way here.

♫ Holding back my tears and saying goodbye ♫

♫ Shadows aren't the end ♫

♫ If we share the same feelings, then for sure ♫

♫ We'll meet again on this path ♫

Is anyone outside?

They're gone, they're gone.

♫ Our precious memories ♫

♫ So they don't fade ♫

♫ I'll protect them ♫

♫ Biting my lips and saying goodbye ♫

♫ Shadows aren't the end ♫

♫ If we share the same feelings, then for sure ♫

♫ We'll meet again on this path ♫

♫ If we share the same feelings, then for sure ♫

♫ We'll meet as if by fate on this path ♫

All right. I'm sorry to ask you every time, Hyeon.

Oh, these are the books you have to return to the library today.

Don't worry. Just trust me.

Also, here.

This is the paper on the theory of relativity you wanted to see last time.

Oh! Thank you so much!

The theory of relativity is a theory proposed by Albert Einstein

about the macroscopic world of the sizes of people, organisms, planets, and galaxies.

It's fundamental to quantum science-

Oh, okay. Thanks.

Oh, it's nothing.

Then I'll return these books and go to my lecture.

Call me, Yoon.

I'll call you.

Make sure to return them!

Yoon! You're going to the party later, right?

Yeah. Of course, I will.

But who's he?

His visuals don't line up with your preferences.

Well, he's just...

The genre I'm writing about these days is science fiction.

So he's an engineering student I'm raising. What do you think?

Still, I think you should consider their visuals before you pick one to raise.

I'll handle it myself. Let's go.

[9/9]

[9/19]

It shouldn't be like this...

This is a major problem.

W-Wait.

Weren't we careful to use contraceptives well?

Yeah, you're right.

We did use them meticulously.

But there is no 100% guarantee for contraceptives.

Gosh, wait a second.

T-Then...

by chance, though that probably won't happen,

on the off chance...

you're pregnant,

then what will happen to us?

Gosh! Man, I haven't even graduated yet!

Gosh, what do I do?

Noona, what do we do?

You're probably not, right?

There's no way, right?

Yeah, how can we have a child?

I don't think you should be saying that in this situation.

All right.

Don't worry.

It's probably not it, Hee Jae.

I'm not feeling well today, so I'll go home first.

- Oh, Noona. I'll take you home. - No.

I'll be by myself for today.

Darn it...

Gosh...

This is driving me nuts.

I also know...

that Hee Jae didn't do anything wrong,

but I got mad at Hee Jae.

I hated Hee Jae at that moment.

I didn't want to see Hee Jae.

[Pregnancy symptoms] [Are the symptoms for early stages of pregnancy similar to those for before your period?]

♫ The end of the day that seemed so short ♫

♫ It feels so long as if it will last forever ♫

♫ My sleep is broken to pieces ♫

♫ Falling asleep is difficult, it's like matching puzzle pieces ♫

Sir, we're closing now.

Sir, you have to leave now. We're closing.

♫ This night when I want to lean against you and tell you everything ♫

♫ I am unable to tell you my difficult feelings ♫

♫ All I can do is just remember ♫

♫ Your silent reply ♫

♫ It hurts more than I thought ♫

♫ Your coldness makes our warm space freeze ♫

♫ Tonight, this difficult night, I can't fall asleep ♫

♫ This night when I want to lean against you and tell you everything ♫

♫ I am unable to tell you my difficult feelings ♫

♫ All I can do is just fondly remember ♫

♫ I wonder if things will get better if it rains ♫

♫ Will things get better for my hazy heart? ♫

♫ Tonight, this difficult night, I can't fall asleep ♫

♫ This night when I want to lean against you and tell you everything ♫

Hyung.

Hee Jae! You really came all the way here.

I told you to just wait a little.

I was just curious about your workplace.

A bottle of soju, please.

Yes, coming right up.

Hee Jae, just wait a little bit. I'm almost done.

Okay.

Here is your soju.

Promise me you will drink slowly, okay?

The legend who beat the 18 to 1 odds, the fiery man.

The one known as Jeong Dae Man of Bulgwang-dong.

These were all modifiers attached to Byeong Gook hyung.

Do you think I should keep writing?

Be a man.

Don't pay attention to what anyone else thinks, and just look straight ahead!

Okay, Hyung.

Hee Jae.

The path you want to take is the right one.

Let's not bow our heads,

just move forward, looking straight ahead!

Byeong Gook hyung, who was a manly man like that, got someone pregnant when he was 18,

and became a real man as a father.

What brings you here? Is something wrong?

No. I just missed you, Hyung.

Gosh, to think I'm drinking with a college student. I'm in such a good mood.

I feel good! I'm a new thing!

You know what that is, right?

Pour me a glass.

By the way, Hyung, you have three kids right now.

Isn't it hard?

You said that you will live like a grasshopper, playing drums until you die.

I did? Me?

It's hard.

Working is so hard.

People yelled at me today, too, for bringing out the food late.

I almost put an end to it all by setting everything on fire.

But...

whenever I take a look at this, I don't feel tired at all.

I'm taking care of those whom I love the most in the world,

so what does it matter if it's difficult?

I'm so happy.

Kang Hee Jae.

If you find someone you love, you're going to hold her hands tightly

and move forward.

You got that, you dummy?

Hyung.

Thank you so much. I've got somewhere to go right away!

- So suddenly? - I'll buy you pork belly next time.

I'm sorry, Hyung. I'm off.

If I had known this, I wouldn't have drank! Hee Jae, Hee Jae!

Gosh, this isn't even worth the price of calling a driver fee.

What?

What are you doing all of a sudden?

Noona, from now, don't worry about a thing!

No matter what happens, I'll stay by your side.

And I will protect you to the end.

I'm sorry, Noona.

I should have said this first back then.

Yeah.

You should have spoken to me like this.

Do you know how scared I was?

I'm sorry.

Sorry, Noona.

♫ I'm running to you right now ♫

So don't worry anymore.

Don't worry about a thing, okay?

♫ Take my hand, kiss me softly now ♫

Yeah, this is right.

We were so meticulous in using contraceptives.

Condom technology is so amazing these days!

What's this?

Why does it seem like you're a bit disappointed?

I mean, I prepared myself for a big decision this time.

What? That you would run a street food cart to take care of me?

Yeah. That seems to pay pretty well.

It's enough for me that you thought that way.

It's a relief, right?

♫ With you, I'm running to you right now ♫

♫ So you can't disappear ♫

♫ Take my hand, kiss me softly now ♫

♫ Love isn't over ♫

♫ I'm facing you right now ♫

♫ Just want to be with you ♫

♫ With you, I'm running to you right now ♫

♫ So you can't disappear, take my hand ♫

♫ Kiss me softly now ♫

No, Noona. We should divide it evenly.

Since it's 67,000 won, you can send me 33,500 won.

Can't you buy me food here, Noona?

Kang Hee Jae, does buying me food feel like a waste of money?

[Wanted - Love or Alive: Romance Villain]