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[Cha Seon Woo]

[Ha Seung Ri]

[Choi Yeon]

[Johyun]

♫ Where are you? ♫

♫ You haven't picked up my calls Monday, Tuesday ♫

♫ I need to trust you regardless ♫

[The Villain of Romance]

Strike! That's right!

Ban Yu Jin, let's go.

Wow...

Noona.

You're really bad at sports.

Is it possible to be so bad?

Hey, Noona. Watch.

Do you see the mark in the middle here?

All you have to do is roll the ball right down this mark.

Your wrist keeps twisting when you roll the ball. You see this?

Just think of it as rolling the ball straight down this mark.

It's no wonder the ball ends up in the gutter since you keep twisting your arm.

Did you understand it? Look at me. Your final form

needs to look like this.

It needs to look like this.

I'm telling you, your arm keeps twisting, Noona.

Come here quickly and try it.

Try it again.

From here, just let it go in a straight line without letting your wrist turn.

Let's try it again. Let's do it.

I'm sorry.

No, no.

If you apologize so insincerely like that,

it just seems like you're just trying to get out of this by apologizing

because I'm a crazy bitch, a lunatic with a broken personality!

All right. Let's try it one more time.

Tell me exactly what you did wrong and what you can work on to fix this

or what you need to do.

Okay?

I'm telling you all this for your good.

Lift your head straight.

Gather your hands together politely.

Straighten your back.

Try it.

First, I got annoyed at you, Noona.

- Also... - Also?

[Episode 3 - A Small Lamp That Shines Light with Gas]

At first, I liked how motherly she was.

I find that kind of expression pretty funny.

[That's understandable]

She must love me so much to act that way.

But honestly, it's quite burdensome now.

It's not like I'm Noona's child or anything, but she keeps trying to lecture me.

There are so many things she tells me not to do.

Is it right to maintain our relationship like this?

[It really is a concern]

Well... that's quite...

I mean, isn't that obvious?

If you love someone, you should listen to your girlfriend.

Would the person you love say things to you that aren't for your good?

No, no.

The closer you are, the more courteous you should be to one another.

Look.

Look at how well I keep my boundaries with Ishidae.

I'm pretty sure even our viewers can see the clear boundary between us.

I guess you have made boundaries, then?

[I've got lots to say, but I won't]

Well, you've probably heard this phrase often these days.

Power play.

From what I can see, this relationship is a romance power play.

Romance power play.

Right now, you are-

a beta, an absolute beta.

[Kang Hee Jae's high school sunbae and member of the morning soccer club at Seongdong University]

[With 4 past dating relationships, Love Love Master]

[Kang Hee Jae's high school sunbae and member of the morning soccer club at Seongdong University] [With 4 past dating relationships, Love Love Master]

You don't only have Parties A and B for contracts.

Even in dating relationships, there is an alpha party and a beta party.

Noona isn't to that extent.

She's just like that for my good.

But it just seems a bit excessive.

Then, this is hypothetical, by the way,

but let's imagine your future as a couple.

Do you see something?

Where are you going?

I'm going to get sunscreen.

Don't go. I'm bored.

Oh, okay.

What are you doing?

I was going to video-call our granddaughter-

Don't do it. She won't like it.

All right, okay.

What is that?

It's red bean jelly.

Don't eat it, so I can eat it.

Oh, okay.

Where are you going?

To the bathroom.

Don't poop. It's dirty.

Don't eat. Don't go. Don't do anything.

Don't do it. Don't do it, don't do it!

Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it!

Gosh! I saw it, the end of Kang Hee Jae's life.

It's quite possible.

Most definitely.

Gosh, no way.

Noona wouldn't go that far.

This is what the data is telling you scientifically.

So many couples, you and me, and even our parents...

many people are demonstrating that fact.

That's right.

Even my mom always yells at my dad to do nothing and just breathe!

No. It won't be like that.

There's no way Noona would be like that.

Then, how about we try doing this?

Tomorrow, meet with your Noona.

Then how about you try leading proactively?

If your noona follows your lead,

then I will apologize to you right away.

Gosh, but would she?

My ball!

Noona!

Hee Jae!

Oh, what's all this?

The TA asked me to get coffee for professors, so I'm delivering them.

Really? Noona, I'll carry this for you.

What's this?

What could it be...

this strange intuitive feeling that you would spill all this coffee.

Hee Jae, I'm going perfectly fine right now.

So, just go to the lecture hall first and save us seats, okay?

No, Noona. You look very risky right now.

- I'll carry them for you. - No, it's okay.

- I'll carry them. I said I'll carry them! - Stop. It's okay!

Wow.

I must be psychic.

I can't believe it's exactly the way I pictured

and the coffee ended up spilling on the floor.

Don't you think so, Hee Jae?

That's why I said I'll carry them.

Is that what you should be saying right now?

Didn't I tell you to stop?

You did...

Don't do it.

Don't do it, don't do it! Don't do whatever I tell you not to do!

Okay, okay, I won't.

Hey.

What's this?

I thought it was something in the distant future,

but it wasn't.

It hasn't even been a day, but it has already become a reality.

Sunbae, what should I do?

What do you mean what should you do? Just run away.

No. I still love my noona.

Won't there be any other way?

But why are you trying to choose such a difficult path?

He tends to do that.

Shut up!

It may be a really difficult path.

This may even end up making your noona even angrier

and your romance might end up even more difficult.

Will you still be able to do it, Kang Hee Jae?

Yes.

Chapter 1 of restructuring the alpha-beta relationship between lovers.

You should appeal to your lover that you can do everything well by yourself.

It's to show her that you can do everything well by yourself.

A matcha frappuccino, but-

You want to replace milk with soy milk, and you want organic matcha.

You want it half-half with java chip topping and lots of whipped cream.

Apply the service provider discount first, then use your gift card,

and then pay the balance in cash, right?

Oh, and you want the receipt as well.

Don't talk casually while I'm working.

Oh. Yes.

- And a hot chocolate for him- - No.

I'll do it myself.

Please get me an iced Americano with an extra espresso shot.

An iced Americano with an extra espresso shot?

Oh. Well...

You don't like bitter things. Should I add some water to that?

No. It's just right. I could drink this just fine!

Wow, it's so refreshing!

I don't think you'll be able to sleep tonight.

Do you want to switch with me?

No, no. I'm fine.

Even if I can't sleep, that's my responsibility. I'll handle it.

Okay. Got it.

Give me your hands.

I don't like this because it's sticky.

You need to put this on in advance to protect your skin.

Your hands are so rough every time I hold hands with you.

Hurry. Come here.

- I'll do it myself. - Hey.

- Give me your hands. - I'll put it on myself.

Give me your hands! Give me your hands right now!

That's right.

Whoa, whoa.

I'll rub it on myself.

Bring them here right now.

Aigoo, good job, my baby!

It's nice and soft now!

Just do what I tell you to from now on.

Okay...

Chapter 1, failure.

Chapter 2 of restructuring the alpha-beta relationship between lovers.

First, talk a lot when you're having a conversation.

That way, you'll reinforce who is the main subject of the conversation.

You're saying, "I will lead."

The professor doesn't prepare for his lectures at all.

- He's trying to do nothing- - Are you going to eat dinner before you go?

- What should we eat? - Dinner? I told you I have plans.

Oh, did you? I forgot, sorry.

- Why? Do you want to be with me- - What should we eat tomorrow?

Tomorrow? I don't know.

- But do we need to decide tomorrow's menu- - Let's decide that tomorrow.

What time did you say you had your plans?

At 6 o'clock.

But I really don't want to go today.

- Should I just not go and be with my Hee Jae- - Gosh, I'm so worried!

The way the South Korean economy is dipping these days-

Hee Jae.

What I hate the most is when people cut me off when I'm speaking.

If you do that one more time,

I'll bite off your lips.

You got that?

Yeah.

Chapter 2, failure.

Chapter 3.

You can't completely stop playing hard to get just because you guys started dating.

You should give your girlfriend some time to be alone.

So let her feel for herself how precious you are.

From this moment on, make sure not to contact her first.

It's been 28 hours since I've not talked to Noona.

This makes no sense!

Is this right? Huh?

It's right. You're doing very well.

No, this is not right.

It's Noona!

Hey, give it to me!

Hee Jae, stop! Stop.

I'm not doing this for my good but for your good.

It's only been a day, you fool.

Let's try to hold it in for just a day for your romance independence.

All right?

This is hard!

This is harder than when I gave up playing games!

I miss Noona so much...

You spoke well just now.

Hey, they say you should forget one addiction with another.

I'll buy you a tuna mayo at the PC cafe, so get up.

Let's go.

Come on, get up, you bastard! Let's go!

Get up, get up.

No, you can't!

- Come on, ahjussi! This is an emergency! - I said you can't.

Student, this is a dorm for male students, so female students aren't allowed in.

- How many times do I have to say it's an emergency? - An emergency-

N-Noona!

What's this? You're perfectly fine...

Noona, did you come all the way here because you were worried about me?

Noona...

No, no, no.

You shouldn't be hugging me right now.

You should explain to me first why you haven't called me

for the past 28 hours, 7 minutes, and 43 seconds, no?

Oh. Well, the thing is...

Hee Jae will be coming home very late today.

So don't wait for him and go to bed first.

If you call him today, you're dead.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

Hey, Hee Jae, follow me... if you don't want to die.

That guy isn't going to die today, right?

It'll probably be better for him to die.

It's not easy.

I mean, if you've done this much, then shouldn't she accept it?

That's what I mean.

Oh, Sunbae. Is there really no other way?

There is, but gosh, this is too risky.

Okay. This is Chapter 4.

There is no more backing down.

Just do whatever you want.

You just do whatever you want.

What kind of advice is that!

Gosh, seriously.

Gosh... Romance is so hard!

Damn it!

Yeah, dating is hard.

Dating is hard...

I met a girl.

Who?

I met her at the library as if by fate.

I didn't even ask her for her number, but she said she'd give me her number first.

Don't lie to me.

It's true.

At first, we talked often and met up to eat together.

She was so nice to me.

I realized then this was what a flirting relationship was.

But?

But after some time passed...

[5 days ago]

What are you doing over the weekend?

[5 days ago] [What are you doing over the weekend?]

[3 days ago] You must be pretty busy these days.

[3 days ago] [You must be pretty busy these days.]

[This morning] The weather's quite nice today.

[Message read]

[Yoon]

Go Yoon, nothing happened to you, right?

I can't seem to reach you...

and even when we barely meet, you seem disinterested.

Have you been well?

I've been very well.

Seung Ho, you don't have much going on, right?

Pardon? Seung Ho?

Oh! Well...

Well... Hyeon!

I meant Nam Hyeon!

Right, right. My name is Nam Hyeon.

Go Yoon. Nam Hyeon.

Yes...

Sometimes, she calls me by someone else's name,

but that name keeps changing.

When she looks at you, does she say,

"You seem to have a pure spirit" or

"Oh, my, you have the spirit of your dead ancestor on your back."

She doesn't say things like that, right?

My Go Yoon isn't like that!

Who? Go Yoon?

The octopus witch?

The octopus witch?

I mean, you... wait a second.

Gosh, this bastard, seriously.

Look.

Aren't you talking about her?

Yeah, it's her. It's her.

Wow... I see.

If you're talking about Go Yoon, I can understand what you're talking about.

But you really don't know who she is?

Well... no.

Go Yoon is very famous.

She's good at using guys well in various ways

and maintaining mutually beneficial relationships.

In other words, she's a dating expert.

But why is all of that possible?

Because she's pretty. Yeah.

She is pretty.

But...

I knew she keeps a lot of fish in her fish tank.

Fish tank? Fish?

I haven't been able to enter her fish tank myself.

So how did you manage to get into that fish tank?

What kind of fish are you?

Doesn't she ask you for a favor whenever she calls you?

- Hyeon, could you borrow some books for me? -You're her book handler, I see.

I'll do this for you. Give it to me.

Hey, you'll get hurt.

You'll die!

Gosh, this young guy doesn't know how valuable his life is.

You will see a small door if you go through the back door on the left and go down the emergency stairs.

When you go inside, ride the elevator to the third floor, and walk down 50 meters,

you will see Go Yoon's locker immediately.

- Pardon? - That's the fastest route.

Thank you.

Thank you, Hyeon.

Let's eat together after the assignment is over.

Oh, okay.

I think we're the same age, so should we drop the honorifics?

Go Yoon?

The octopus witch?

When you go inside, ride the elevator to the third floor, and walk down 50 meters,

you will see Go Yoon's locker immediately.

Seung Ho, you don't have much going on, right?

Then, I'll be on my way, Hyeon.

♫ Spending the night without you ♫

Go Yoon.

♫ It's so difficult ♫

Am I a fish?

What do you mean by that?

Am I a fish in your fish tank?

It's not like I can just get rid of my uterus...

Yeah, Hee Jae.

Where are you?

I'm in front of my house. I came outside for a moment.

I have something to say.

Something to say?

I'll see you at the Burning Toilet.

Can't you do it later?

I'm not feeling well today.

No! You better come! Come right now!

What does this bastard need to say...

He can't even eat there...

I might end up killing Kang Hee Jae if it's nothing important.

What do I do...

You said you have something to say.

Something to say? I don't have anything to say.

I really wanted to eat something spicy today.

You can eat with your boyfriend what he craves for a day, no?

Gosh, this...

Okay. Let's eat for now.

Gosh, I'm full.

Hee Jae, you're satisfied now, right?

I'll be going home first.

What do you mean you're leaving? We have to go somewhere.

No, today, I...

Okay.

Let's go for now.

Let's go somewhere and sit down.

It's working! It was actually possible!

I can't believe I didn't know something so easy!

Ban Yu Jin, follow me.

Okay!

The medication isn't working particularly well today...

Ban Yu Jin, I bowl really well, right?

Hee Jae, I'll go on home first today.

Don't play by yourself. Call Hyeon and play with him before you go home.

I'm sorry.

Where are you going? Can't you see that I'm in the middle of a game?

Kang Hee Jae! I said I'm having a hard time today!

If we came together, we should leave together! How could you leave by yourself?

I'll be done really soon, just sit and wait for me a bit.

Gosh, seriously!

What? What, what, what?

You think I'll get scared if you do that?

I'm not scared at all!

Kang Hee Jae.

Yeah?

Don't call me until I call you first.

From what I can see, perhaps...

this may not be love. That's what I was thinking.

[Right, right.]

It's not just for these couples, but I think every couple that's watching this show

should take some time to think about how they are acting and behaving,

if they really have someone they love right now.

I will reflect on myself first

to see if my actions are hurting that person or

if I'm not doing anything wrong. It's making me think about these things.

Someone who's so good with other people's dating relationships would...

Gosh!

This is why I am growing old...

[What?]

We are all growing closer to death every day.

Since we're growing older.

Kang Hee Jae.

I told you not to call me or visit me until I call you first.

I'm sorry, Noona.

I didn't know you were in that much pain.

Sorry, sorry, sorry!

Is "sorry" the only thing you can say to me?

You have nothing else to say, right?

Then I'm going to go inside first.

Noona. I have something to tell you.

What is it?

Have you ever even thought about

why I acted like that, and even why I kept acting like that

even when you didn't like it, Noona?

I did that intentionally.

Because it was so hard being with you.

- So childish... - I know it's childish,

but I felt like I was disappearing the more I dated you, Noona.

What are you saying right now? Are you blaming me at this moment?

Don't cut me off, and try listening to me!

Because I kept doing what you told me to do and not doing what you told me not to,

and accommodating you for everything, Noona,

I feel like I'm disappearing.

Can't you love me just the way I am?

Acknowledge what I like, Noona.

If I do something wrong, don't just scold me, but take my side sometimes.

If you really love me, Noona, can't you do that for me?

It's so hard on me.

I'm still sorry, Noona.

And I'm sorry for saying "sorry" again.

I'll be going.

♫ With you wherever it is ♫

♫ I'm fine even when my world falls apart ♫

♫ I'm facing you right now, just want to be with you ♫

♫ With you, I'm running to you right now ♫

♫ So you can't disappear, take my hand, kiss me slowly now ♫

♫ Love isn't over, love isn't over ♫

What's with this uncomfortable atmosphere?

I have the worst menstrual cramps right now, so don't bother me.

Because of that pain, you must've chewed out kind Hee Jae again.

Gosh, so scary.

Ban Yu Jin, you should calm down.

Why do you keep nagging Hee Jae so much?

As your friend who's seen your previous relationships,

there's nobody who's as nice as Hee Jae.

He doesn't do anything his girlfriend tells him not to do,

and he works so hard at whatever his girlfriend tells him to do.

It's exactly the type of boyfriend Ishidae wants.

Be nice to Hee Jae.

She's right.

There's probably no guy like Hee Jae in the world.

[2007]

Ever since I outgrew being a baby, I dated.

[2012]

Close to 20 years, I've dated countless guys.

[2017]

There were good times,

and there were many more bad times.

There were times when I'd made up my mind to never date again.

The guy who showed up at that moment was Hee Jae.

At first, I was concerned about how I could date someone so naive,

but Hee Jae never gave up on me despite that,

and showed me much affection.

So there are these things, but what we know well is...

For example, there is...

I didn't want to lose him.

This time, I wanted to be with him to the end.

This is it for today. The lecture is over.

Thank you!

I thought this was absolutely necessary to make that happen

and was a pain that had to be endured.

But now...

I really don't know.

To think that I was a fish...

I was a fish...

I miss Noona...

I miss Noona!

Hey, do it right!

Gosh, what a freak...

What are you guys doing right now? I mean...

As men... goodness!

Hey! I get it, I get it, but don't get so caught up with being a fish!

This is all because of you, Sunbae!

Are you really Love Love Master?

Is it really true that you've dated before!

Hee Jae, you should only think about those things internally.

You shouldn't ask those things out loud!

That fraud!

Yu Jin!

Yu Jin...

Yu Jin-

What? Why did you come all the way here?

Do you have something to say?

Yeah.

I came because I have something to say, Hee Jae.

But too bad. I'm a bit busy right now, so it might be difficult.

What, what, what, what?

What are you going to tell me now?

I'm sorry, Kang Hee Jae.

N-Noona...

And I love you.

From now on, I'll try to do my best to love you as you are.

♫ From a certain point ♫

I love you, too, Noona.

♫ My eyes keep going to you without me knowing ♫

I told you it would work out.

I'm the Love Master.

Woohoo.

♫ When I call your name ♫

♫ My lips naturally end up smiling without me knowing ♫

Noona, take a look at this.

I asked for a lot of whipped cream. I did well, right?

It looks good. Let's hurry up and eat!

Kang Hee Jae, wait a moment.

If you eat like that, it will definitely get on your lips because it's too big.

And the cream that got on your lips will probably fall on your clothes.

Then it wouldn't be good for cleanliness or your fashion, my pretty Hee Jae.

Don't you think so, Hee Jae?

Yeah.

Cut it into square pieces that are less than 3 cm wide.

So I can eat it without getting cream on my lips, either.

Hurry up.

Okay, got it.

3 cm?

3 cm...

Chapter 178. Carrots are always useful.

Now he listens to me even more and doesn't rebel as often.

I'm amazed at the wisdom of our ancestors to give an extra rice cake to someone that irks them.

Now, it appears that we're ready to move onto the next level again.

Chapter 179.

Noona. Is this size okay?

Hee Jae.

You should give it to me first.

Open wide.

♫ With your special light, you shine more than the stars in the night sky ♫

♫ Now I know what you mean to me ♫

♫ You're my diamond bling, you're my diamond bling ♫

♫ The most shining treasure ♫

♫ You're my diamond bling, you're my diamond bling, so bright ♫

♫ I believe that even the world that hasn't discovered you yet ♫

♫ It will recognize you someday, I believe in you ♫

♫ Hey, boy, embrace me always ♫

♫ With your warm touch, more and more ♫

He wants to do it with his girlfriend, but he doesn't know how.

Gosh, you crazy bastard! Wake up, wake up, you crazy bastard!

This guy, this guy, this guy... Gosh, men...

S-Should we go over there?

Why? What do you want to do with me there?

Noona, is that really how you think of me?

I have so many things I want to do with you as well.

Wow, that girl's breasts are so big.

Where?

What? Where? Who, who?

I'm not okay. Since I'm a fish, I'm not okay outside the water.

I'm sorry to ask you every time, Hyeon.

Wow, you're amazing.

Those words were a bit shocking to me.

Hold her hands tightly and move forward.

Promise? You got that, you dummy?

Kang Hee Jae. Do you really want to do it with me?

Yeah!

Let's do it, Kang Hee Jae! We'll do it, sex!

Let's set this night on fire!

It shouldn't be like this...

Then, I will quickly look for motels nearby!

I don't think you should be saying that in this situation.

Do you just want to have sex,

or do you want to do it with me because you love me?

[Wanted - Love or Alive: Romance Villain]