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[Double Standard Romance Counseling by Romance Villains]

[Love Love Master]

[This Generation (Ishidae)]

[Our Ordinary But Also Rare Romance]

[No More Worrying Alone! Please Send Us Your Stories.]

All right. Then I will read a story we received.

- Yes, yes. - Okay.

"My boyfriend is really nice.

If I tell him to live diligently, he tries his best to do so.

And if I tell him to just go and die, then he even pretends to go and die.

He is the best boyfriend to me."

Isn't he so cute?

[I'm asking you a question right now...]

Oh! Absolutely, absolutely.

"He listens to me so well.

My nice and cute boyfriend

has just one flaw.

It's that he meets with his other guy friends

way too often."

Oh, things like that?

[What?]

[Cha Seon Woo]

[Ha Seung Ri]

[Choi Yeon]

♫ I wonder if the very sad romance will end ♫

[Johyun]

♫ Where are you? ♫

♫ You haven't picked up my calls Monday, Tuesday ♫

♫ I need to trust you regardless ♫

[The Villain of Romance]

[Episode 2 - My Boyfriend's Villains]

- Hee Jae! - Yeah?

Let's go see this art exhibit this Saturday! [Bookmark]

I've really wanted to see this!

It'd be perfect if we met in the daytime to eat and relax at a cafe

before we go in the evening, right?

Well... but...

didn't we agree to meet only during the daytime that day?

That's why I made plans with my friends.

Your friends?

Didn't you say you were meeting your friends last week as well?

That was meeting my junior high school friends.

This time, it's my high school friends.

You said your junior high friends all went to the high school next door together.

Your junior high and high school friends are the same people. Why meet so often?

Noona, my friends are pretty loyal.

I see...

Really?

You guys are loyal, I see...

Yeah!

Then just...

don't meet me in the daytime, either.

Stay home and rest before meeting your friends.

It'd be tough to be loyal if you're tired from meeting me.

Isn't that right?

Will you still go when I'm acting like this?

Really? Can I really do that?

Gosh, Noona, thanks!

Then I'll relax at home during the day and meet my friends in the evening.

- Noona, stay home that day and rest. - Gosh, this senseless bastard...

Noona, thanks!

The problem is that this isn't the end of it.

Everyone has their glasses up, right?

- To our 8th anniversary, cheers! - Cheers!

[Hee Jae's position: Leader | Purpose of meeting: Myeonseong Elementary School Class 6-3! Loyalty!]

I let him be to see how far he goes,

and my boyfriend started doing whatever he wanted without an end in sight.

All right, I'm taking the picture!

All right, one, two, three!

[Hee Jae's position: President | Purpose of Meeting: Band... is just an excuse, and it's just a drinking meeting]

All right. Since he's cute, at least,

I was able to let these things slide.

Damn it... Let's go, let's go!

Oh!

[Hee Jae's position: Vice President | Purpose of Meeting: Just a drinking meeting after playing games]

But...

the real problem is...

It's not there.

Why would you go down to the jungle right now?

Gosh, just wait a little.

I'll come right after I kill this dragon.

Geez...

- Hey, hey, I think this is going to work! - We're almost there, we're almost there.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey! Good, good, good! - Go, go, let's go, let's go!

Yeah! All right!

As usual, we are the unbeatable top duo.

Hey. Two people are supposed to go to the top anyway.

- Right? - We absolutely killed it.

Since we killed it, how about getting tuna mayo?

How about getting a cola in addition to the tuna mayo?

As expected.

We fit so well together.

- Hey, I'll put in the order. - Okay.

All right, tuna mayo

and cola.

Don't be late. I'm sensitive today because it's that time of the month.

Gosh...

I was so close to being screwed.

Hey, Hyeon. I think I need to leave right away.

You're not going to eat this?

Yeah. If I don't go right now, I might actually die.

Come on, what is it?

I mean, just...

it's been a while since we've experienced good chemistry as a top duo.

It's just so lonely to try going the top by myself...

Oh, Hyeon, I'm so sorry.

No. It's okay. You're just that kind of bastard.

Shit.

Go and have fun with your girlfriend.

I'll just eat this by myself

before I go into a corner over there and die alone.

Surprise!

What's this? Is this the famous restaurant you were talking about?

Yeah. This place has really good tuna mayo.

I mean, you seemed so tired recently...

Whoa, look at the seats! Don't they look so cushy?

I brought you here so you could sit here comfortably and eat.

Here. Try sitting here.

I got it, so put in the order then.

It's my treat today, so eat a lot, okay?

[Let's play a game!]

[Order Food | Time spent: 2 hrs and 13 min | Time left: 47 min]

How long are we going to stay here?

- Hey, Kang Hee Jae! - Huh?

Oh, Noona. What is it?

Hey, you stupid idiot! How could you miss that!

You should've used the ultimate ability properly!

What?

Nam Hyeon.

Hello, Noona.

Okay, nice, let's go.

Hee Jae, you seem to be very busy, so I'll leave first, okay?

Oh, will you, Noona?

I'll be done with this real soon.

I'll finish this game and walk you outside.

Gosh, seriously! Time your ultimate ability properly!

Gosh, damn it.

But Hee Jae, do you know that

my mom and dad went on a couples' trip together.

They told me to eat and watch the house by myself.

Do you know what that means?

That means my house will be empty for two days.

Nobody will come by my house.

Noona.

Why are you telling me that just now?

Noona, you should've told me sooner if you wanted to stay home!

I'm sorry for bringing you out and not catching on.

I won't call you today, so just rest up at home, okay?

You should have told me earlier!

Gosh, I'm so jealous.

Hurry up and go home, okay?

[RK PC Zone]

I threw it out there just in case, but as expected...

Gosh, that senseless bastard!

I feel even more pissed off after being looked over like this!

In any case, that Nam Hyeon...

He's a bit of a nuisance!

The real problem is...

my rival isn't a woman, but a man.

When are you coming home today?

Wait just a little bit.

I'll be right there after eating with Noona.

You've changed.

You keep making me eat alone!

Gosh, I can eat again.

How about some chicken later?

Half-half with lots of radish!

How is it that my predictions are never wrong?

Is Hyeon your girlfriend?

What?

How did you know, Noona?

Hyeon's nickname during high school was Hee Jae's girlfriend.

Okay. Since you will confess with your own lips,

I will also tell you directly.

Hyeon and you...

You two should stop sticking around each other.

What? I mean, what do you mean by that?

Reduce the time you two hang out together!

Wait...

W-Why is that a problem?

You...

Half of what you talk about when you see me is "my Hyeon"!

All you think of when we say goodbye is to run off to play games with Hyeon!

What are you guys, pro gamers?

Others are running around preparing to get a job.

How long will you play games all the time?

Also, most importantly, just focus on me when you're with me!

Did I ever talk to you about Sang Ah before he went into the military?

You two are crossing the line right now!

Okay, okay, Noona.

You two share the same room.

Just see each other at night before you go to bed.

That should be enough.

That's what Noona said.

What are your thoughts?

All right. From Yu Jin noonim's perspective, I can understand.

I'll try to understand.

Are you sure you're fine?

Yeah. I'm fine. Don't worry.

I'm asking if you're really fine!

If I'm not okay, then what?

Is there anything we can do about it?

Hyeon.

Hyeon!

Hyeon.

Come out.

Come out, and let's talk. Hyeon! Come out!

Hyeon!

How could he do a lecture for five hours straight without a break...

- You'll eat dinner with me before you go, right? - What?

I don't think I can today.

What? Why not?

The thing is...

I decided to attend a coding academy on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday nights.

An academy? For coding, all of a sudden?

Yeah. The collaboration between literature and digital technology is the trend right now,

so I thought I should prepare for it in advance.

Oh, really?

I'll study hard, so I can make my Yu Jin happy, okay?

Gosh, what's with your words...

Come here, my Hee Jae. I'll give you a hug before you go.

Thanks, Hee Jae.

I'll cheer up, okay?

- Hey! - You made it.

Of course. I told you that my noona believes everything I tell her.

First, I'll order a tuna mayo.

And I'll be a bit fancy today and get an iced vanilla latte instead of an iced Americano.

You know how to eat.

Then, I will order ramen and provide you with the soup.

As usual...

We fit so well together.

Let's hurry up and eat.

Wow...

Hey, I think this recent update is the best ever.

Isn't this a true collaboration between literature and digital technology?

Really?

How amazing is it that you would say it's the best ever?

Noona, it's because you haven't tried this.

If you try this once, then-

N-Noona!

Hee Jae, shall we go outside and have a little chat?

Yu Jin noonim!

Even if you're his girlfriend, Yu Jin noonim,

- aren't you being too mean to my Hee Jae? - Don't, don't...

Hey.

Do you want to die?

No. I want to live.

I don't like you, either.

Watch it.

Yes.

I heard that your ex-girlfriend just got destroyed by Hee Jae's current girlfriend.

LOL.

Nam Hyeon is really proud of his friendship with Hee Jae. He must've exploded with jealousy.

Kang Hee Jae is the problem.

He's definitely changed since he got a girlfriend.

He's lost his ability to discern.

He's just so intimidated by her!

What are you saying, fool?

LOL.

Seriously. Kang Hee Jae, are you listening?

I'm saying all this for your good!

[He left the chatroom]

Come back, Kang Hee Jae!

The top duo can't break down like this!

Yeah.

It's not like you're in elementary school, Hee Jae.

It's not like you won't play just because I tell you not to.

Right?

Then, I just need to make Hyeon play with someone else.

Right?

Nam Hyeon.

What's his type?

Oh! Daebak! You're an absolute genius!

Noona, Hyeon cares about looks.

Also, she needs to be tall and have a good figure.

Hurry up and find someone like that.

♫ You're a fool if you cry over a woman ♫

♫ I should stop crying now, I'm 22 years old ♫

This looks good on you, too.

Wait a sec.

Hey. We have a big problem.

Because you've got a good ratio, you look good in anything.

- Really? - Yeah. Hey, hey. Don't laugh. This will fall off.

It's an expensive one.

Oh, so pretty.

Dummy.

♫ I search again ♫

♫ I never knew I'd be like this ♫

♫ Yeah, I didn't know what love was back then ♫

♫ I chose it no matter how much I cried ♫

♫ I still have the courage for you ♫

♫ My embers for you grow ♫

Hyeon. You look good when you smile.

So try smiling.

Gosh. More, more, more!

Gosh, so pretty!

Hey, look how pretty you are when you smile!

What?

Why is your expression like that all of a sudden?

Is this right?

Can I really start my phase transition of love with this much energy?

I don't know...

Hyeon.

Love is...

like a pearl in the night sky.

No matter how much you try to calculate it, there's no right answer.

Look at me. Look at how happy I'm dating Yu Jin.

Yu Jin. She can't live without me anymore!

Yeah, you're right. She can't live without you anymore.

That's right. So, you can do it, too.

You can do it!

I can do it.

Come here.

You're all grown up. My Hyeon is all grown up.

Hee Jae, I'll do a good job.

I'll do a good job!

You can do this.

- My Hyeon, fighting! - Fighting.

Go!

Hey, hey, Hyeon!

Smile.

That's right. You have to keep smiling like that, okay?

Don't forget! Smile!

Good luck. Fighting!

Hello.

I guess you've got something precious in your bag.

Why are you clutching it so tightly...

Smile! You have to keep smiling like that, okay?

Don't forget!

Let me go to the bathroom for a moment...

Hello? Se Jeong, how was it?

Engineering students are trending these days.

- If you think about the future, engineering students are- - Hey, Ban Yu Jin!

If you want to stop being friends with me, just say so.

Don't do stuff like this and make me feel like shit!

What? Hello? Hello?

S-S-Se Jeong?

♫ Stand by me ♫

♫ Be by my side ♫

♫ Wow, I like you so much ♫

♫ You are my star ♫

♫ What's going on? What is it? ♫

♫ What's so weird? ♫

♫ I didn't do anything wrong, I don't understand it, no, no, no ♫

Are you trying to screw with me, or what?

What a lunatic!

♫ If I just could, I would fly to you ♫

♫ Tell me now ♫

I underestimated this...

I thought too simply about it.

Yeah! I think she underestimated this.

Listen carefully. So basically,

she's introducing her female friends to her boyfriend's best friend

to have him spend less time with her boyfriend.

But there's an important point here.

Why is that best friend not spending less time with her boyfriend?

What's the reason? That best friend has no intentions of dating from the start.

That's what I think.

Someone I know is also the type who would have a hard time dating.

So, you know all of these things?

All of these things, all of these things are giving men

reasons and excuses to keep drinking.

That's what I'm saying!

So, you should stop drinking first, Oppa!

[...]

That's...

b-because you keep meeting other guys!

Gosh!

I told you that wasn't me then!

[That wasn't you?] Gosh, seriously.

Take a look. Whom did you see among these? Look.

Hey... what's this?

Are you a sextuplet?

What?

Then, wait...

Then, which one are you?

Is that important right now?

Here, drink, drink.

Cheer up, friend.

I'm sorry, Hee Jae.

I guess I'm not good enough to become a pearl in the night sky...

No... No, why would you be sorry...

Why would you be sorry!

This is all because I strategized wrongly.

Hyeon, don't worry.

I'll make a new strategy, and let's try again.

I'll talk to my Yu Jin noona so that you can keep having blind dates, okay?

If I do, my social connections will all be destroyed.

When did you come, Noona?

What you said and what you said are both correct.

The strategy wasn't good, and you-

By chance, did you go out like that?

What's wrong, Noona? This is expensive!

Just sit there and be quiet!

I thought about what the root of the problem was to resolve it.

What could it be?

What could the problem be?

I was able to find the answer pretty quickly.

The two of you are the problem.

The two of you think you're a good combination that can cover up each other's weaknesses,

but unfortunately, the two of you only magnify each other's weaknesses. So!

To put it simply, because you multiply a negative with another negative,

you get an even greater negative!

Excuse me...

If you multiply a negative with a negative, you get a positive.

Shit!

At first, I thought to separate you two a bit because it was annoying

seeing you stick to Hee Jae, Hyeon.

Yeah. I feel a bit sorry for you now.

So, this noona will give you advice through gritted teeth.

The two of you should stop playing together.

You aren't helpful to each other's lives at all!

There was nothing wrong

about what Noona said yesterday...

She's right.

We are a minus to each other.

Since you agreed, too, I'll stay at my cousin hyung's place for the time being.

When some time passes,

a day will come when we can see each other smiling again, right?

Don't you think so?

As usual!

Try it! Daebak.

Hey, hey! Why are you doing so well!

- Wow, wait a minute! - Four kills!

Wow! Hey! We're crazy!

Gosh!

As usual!

We fit so well together!

Where should we go?

Wherever. Let's go where you want, Noona.

Do you have anything you want to eat?

Anything. Let's eat what you want, Noona.

Should we go to the PC cafe?

It would be fun if you taught me how to play games, Hee Jae.

I won't go to PC cafes anymore!

Let's go, Hee Jae.

♫ Spending the night without you ♫

♫ It's so difficult ♫

♫ As if lost in a mysterious maze ♫

Here, eat up, Hee Jae.

♫ I'm just frustrated ♫

Hyeon likes this, too...

♫ It feels so long as if it will last forever ♫

Why aren't you eating?

♫ Falling asleep is difficult ♫

♫ It's like matching puzzle pieces ♫

♫ Tonight, this difficult night ♫

Hey, Hee Jae, could you give me some water?

♫ This night when I want to lean against you and tell you everything ♫

♫ I am unable to tell you my difficult feelings ♫

Right, Hee Jae isn't here.

♫ All I can do is just fondly remember ♫

Habits are quite scary.

It's so cold...

It hurts...

Someone, please give me some water.

Give me some water.

H-Hey, Kang Hee Jae!

Why are you here-

I was sleeping and in my dream,

you were so sick. So I came to check up on you...

Why are you sick by yourself when I'm not around, you dummy!

What took you so long?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I came so late!

It's okay.

Do you remember back then?

When we fought over who will date Seon Ah in 6th grade?

How could I ever forget that?

At the end of that fight, we ultimately chose friendship over Seon Ah.

Yeah, that's right.

Even if I go back to that time, I would make the same choice again.

Me, too.

Hyeon.

We're on the right path, right?

The same apartment complex, the same building, the same hall, the same floor.

Hee Jae and I, who lived next to each other, always stuck together since then.

♫ I tear up because of you ♫

The same kindergarten and the same elementary school.

We were in the same class all throughout 6th grade and even in the same club.

We always stuck together like the N and S poles of a magnet.

Perhaps it was natural for us to attend the same junior high and high school,

- and even enter the same college- - Stop, stop!

That's enough.

Why are you showing me this?

Oh, the thing is...

So, you're telling me not to get involved with you guys hanging out, right?

Wow. The friendship between you two is real.

It's legit. I admit it.

Okay, I got it.

As you guys want, I won't bother you, no matter what you do.

Really?

Yeah. There's no more reason for me to bother you.

Since I won't be Kang Hee Jae's girlfriend anymore.

What are you talking about?

It's hurts my pride that I have to say this in front of that pathetic fool, but I must say it.

Kang Hee Jae. Choose.

Is it me or Nam Hyeon?

H-How could you do that to me!

- To me, both of you are- - That's not an option! You have to choose!

I'll count to five. One.

Oh, wait, wait a sec! Noona, wait!

- Two! - Gosh, gosh, damn it!

- Three! - Hee Jae...

Is our friendship such that it would end like this?

- Four! - No! This is too fast. It's way too fast!

Fi...

Oh, hello? Oh! Yes, Go Yoon.

You're almost at the library?

Oh, yes, I'll run over there right now! Okay!

H-Hey, wait a sec!

Let go of me! Noona. Noona, you can just have him, okay?

H-H-Hey! You traitor! You...

Did you finally realize?

The feather-light weight of your friendship?

Five.

Unfortunately, you should've chosen me at least by four.

Goodbye, Kang Hee Jae!

Noona! Come on, Noona, don't go! Noona!

Gosh, that evil bastard...

Come on, Noona! Gosh, I'm sorry!

I didn't know you'd call me, but t-thank you for returning the book!

Are you grateful?

Then...

Could you buy me something tasty?

Yes.

♫ From a certain point, my eyes keep going to you without me knowing ♫

You can do it. Nam Hyeon, you can do it, too!

Even someone like Kang Hee Jae is dating. Of course, I can, too!

Am I finally going to be dating now, too?

Hey, Go Yoon! Where are you going?

Oppa?

Oppa, what brings you here?

I had some business just up ahead.

Hey, have you been well?

I couldn't get in touch with you lately.

Oh, I changed my phone recently, and everyone's been telling me that.

Gi Yong oppa! How about lunch tomorrow?

I want to eat naengmyeon.

All right. That sounds good to me.

Hey, do you want to just go eat it right now?

Oh, but the thing is...

I have plans already.

I see...

Plans?

Your preferences have become quite eccentric, my Yoon.

Oppa, it isn't like that.

I'll see you tomorrow. Call me.

♫ Hey, boy, shine on me always ♫

Let's go.

♫ With your special light ♫

♫ You shine more than the stars in the night sky ♫

♫ Now I know what you mean ♫

♫ You're my diamond bling, you're my diamond bling ♫

♫ The most shining treasure ♫

♫ You're my diamond bling, you're my diamond bling, so bright ♫

Hey, you bastard!

What are you smiling for? Hey, you f***er!

Oh? This little punk! Hey, you bastard!

You dodged me? You dodged me?

Are you really my friend after what you did to me? I almost f***ing broke up with my girlfriend!

You f***er! You're not a friend!

You like this girl that much?

♫ Stand by me ♫

♫ Be by my side ♫

♫ Wow, I like you so much ♫

♫ You are my star ♫

♫ What's going on? ♫

♫ What's so weird? I didn't do anything wrong ♫

♫ I don't understand it, no, no, no ♫

♫ I'm coming out, I'm running over to you ♫

♫ If only I could, I would fly to you ♫

♫ Tell me now ♫

From what I can see, this relationship is a romance power play.

Just do as I say from now on!

Don't do it, don't do it! Don't do whatever I tell you not to do!

But honestly, it's quite burdensome now.

It seems like you're trying to get over the situation by apologizing

because I'm a crazy bitch, a lunatic with a broken personality!

I'm telling you all this for your good.

Dating is so hard!

But why are you trying to choose such a difficult path?

Yu Jin...

I miss Noona so much!

Who? Go Yoon? The octopus witch?

What kind of fish are you?

Doesn't she ask you for a favor whenever she calls you?

I felt like I was disappearing the more I dated you, Noona.

This may not be love.

Where are you going?

I'm having a hard time today!

Is it right for me to keep maintaining our relationship like this?

I have something to tell you.

Go Yoon. Am I a fish?

[Wanted - Love or Alive: Romance Villain]