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[Double Standard Romance Counseling by Romance Villains]

[Love Love Master]

[This Generation (Ishidae)]

[Our Ordinary But Also Rare Romance]

[No More Worrying Alone! Please Send Us Your Stories.]

[Ishidae, Love Ma] - I will read one of the stories. - Okay.

"Hello, I am a 21-year-old male college student.

I have a very pretty and nice girlfriend who is two years older than me.

I confessed to her right away after I fell in love with her at first sight,

and after over a year of pursuing her, we finally became a couple!"

Congratulations!

[Congratulations!]

"For the past six months, we've been having a great relationship as a couple.

Although there are times that Noona pushes me a bit aggressively, and I get scared a bit,

it hasn't become much of a problem since I knew it was for my good.

However!

There is a male friend who has been with her from birth."

Is it possible to have a male friend with you from birth?

Well, I think that isn't possible.

That makes no sense whatsoever.

"The male friend, S, keeps sticking right next to Noona all the time.

They eat together and get drinks together. - Aigoo, aigoo.

They watch movies together and stay up all night together."

Aigoo...

"It was to the point where I wondered if she was dating S or me!

But I wanted to allow them their friendship since he was her friend.

Since I'm cool like that."

All right, I'm not making fun of you, okay?

And I'm not laughing at you, either. But...

I guarantee 100% that he's not cool like that.

This guy, for sure.

How is he cool?

This makes no sense.

"I kept holding it in, enduring, and kept it to myself,

but finally, something happened where I could no longer hold it in.

Noona...

said she was going on an overnight trip alone with S!"

Come on! That's really crossing the line!

Sit down.

Why? Why is that really crossing the line?

He's a guy!

You are saying you would go on a trip alone with another guy!

- So what's wrong with that? - Think about it!

How could you go on a trip alone with another guy when even I didn't get to do that!

Does that make sense to you?

Would you let me go on a trip like that if I were to go with a female friend?

First, you don't have any female friends.

And I'm fine if you were to go on a trip with Nam Hyeon.

Come on! Nam Hyeon is a guy!

I'm saying Sang Ah is that kind of a friend to me.

I went on a trip with him before, too.

And nothing happened.

If something problematic had happened then, I wouldn't go on this trip.

That was before we were dating. So, let's say that could've happened.

I just can't understand why a man and a woman would go on a trip

alone by themselves!

Keep going.

First, Sang Ah is a man before he is your best friend.

From the data I've observed from my friends and hyungnims around me,

I just cannot trust men.

And that's not all. I just can't trust it.

I can't trust it at all!

I can't trust the sea that you two will see,

and I can't even trust the hotel that you two will stay at!

Wait a second. You're saying some strange things here.

Are you saying you can't even trust me?

No! I trust you, of course. But-

I planned the seaside location, and I reserved the hotel.

And the fact that you can't trust my friend of over ten years

means that ultimately, you can't trust me! Isn't that so?

What kind of a forced argument is that, Noona?

You're the one who is being unreasonable!

All I can see is you are trying to nitpick to stop me from going on this trip!

No, that's not it-

I will go on a trip alone with Sang Ah

no matter what.

So keep that in mind. You got that?

Noona!

Noona!

She acts like she's being really logical,

but if you dissect everything, they're all unreasonable arguments.

She's already made up her mind.

In the end, she's going on the trip with Sang Ah.

But you still love Noona, though, right?

I do love her.

It's because I love her that I'm being so fussy like this.

- Whoa! Whoa! Hey, hey, hey!

Gosh! Are you sure you know how to drive properly?

Also, what's up with this crappy car?

It's not a crappy car. It's my Speedy.

My father said he'd scrap it, so I told him I'd ride it.

Goodness, I mean, it is quite old and worn down.

Shouldn't you get it scrapped if it's this old?

Speedy is the same age as us.

It's only 21 years old.

It's still just a baby.

- Hey, hey, wait! Let me out here. - Why?

I'll just walk from here.

Stop overreacting!

My baby is moving so well.

I can ride this for at least another 10 years.

Gosh, I feel uneasy about this...

- Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! What's going on? - Whoa!

I don't know. I didn't do anything.

Huh?

Oh?

- What the? - Baby?

Baby?

What the...

Are you okay? Why...

Hey, I'll just walk.

Thanks for the ride.

I don't think I'll ever ride your car.

- Geez... - Where are you going?

How could you just leave me like that!

Crazy bastard... Wait-

Hey, Hee Jae!

Kang Hee Jae!

♫ Someday, I wonder if my anxious heart might be discovered ♫

♫ Someday, I wonder if the very sad romance will end ♫

[Cha Seon Woo]

[Ha Seung Ri]

[Choi Yeon]

[Johyun]

♫ I rack my brain for what I did wrong ♫

♫ I just get angry ♫

♫ You are my romance villain ♫

[The Villain of Romance]

[Episode 1 - Farther Than Perilla Leaves, Closer Than Shrimps]

This is my novel called "Swamp of Netherland,"

and it is currently a temporary name for it.

- Over 300 pages... She's pretty...

I think I liked Noona because of that.

But that wasn't everything.

She was smart and diligently prepared for her future.

She was completely different from me.

Just like they say opposites attract,

I was drawn to Noona, who was so attractive.

There are various types of people in the world,

and the unique stories of each individual are important.

With this as a starting point, I hope to continue to tell a variety of love stories.

That is all. Thank you.

Everyone, give Yu Jin a round of applause.

Anyone have any questions?

Yes?

First of all, great presentation, student Ban Yu Jin.

But I think that the last line

is similar to the last part of Haruki's novel, "Forest of Norway."

I am curious as to whether it was plagiarism or not.

It is not plagiarism.

It would be more fitting to say that the ending was an homage to the famous novelist.

- However, from my perspective- - You!

Plagiarism is what you did on the last assignment,

when you just Google Translated a foreign academic paper and submitted it! Am I not right?

Sit down.

Well, sometimes...

I mean, often...

She would get into conflicts because of personality differences,

but I still love Noona.

That jerk...

She's being petty right now because I exposed

how she plagiarized her assignment on her last presentation.

Gosh, seriously!

What are you looking at?

Because you're pretty.

You live such a simple and easy life.

Someone was picking a fight with your girlfriend. Instead of sticking up for her,

all you do is say that?

You should distinguish when to act cute or not,

and read the situation.

Okay.

Sorry.

Gosh, I'm getting so pissed!

This won't do.

- Kang Hee Jae. - Yeah?

To the Burning Toilet after class!

The Burning Toilet?

Let's hurry up and eat.

Okay...

Gosh, so spicy!

What's this?

Why does it feel like it's less spicy than usual?

Boss! Are you sure this one is spicy level 5?

Gosh, is it? I can't really tell.

My Hee Jae...

You're so bad at eating spicy foods.

Don't worry.

As you hang out with me, you'll get good at eating it one day.

A chicken feet restaurant opened up in Mangwon, and I heard it's amazing there.

Let's go there on the weekend, okay?

What...

Oh. Yeah, okay.

But you know, Noona...

are you really going on the trip with Sang Ah?

Didn't we already finish talking about that?

Gosh, I told you Sang Ah isn't a guy to me!

I also thought Sang Ah wasn't a guy.

[14 days before meeting Sang Ah]

Great work.

Oh, if you give me the documents you've researched, I'll make the Powerpoint.

I look forward to working with you again this semester.

- Yes, me too. - Goodbye.

- Get home safely. - Thank you.

Gosh, I'm so tired.

Wait.

[2 missed calls - Yu Jin noona] Geez...

Hey, are you done?

Oh, Noona, sorry for calling you back late!

My teammates had so much to say...

It's okay. So I came to Sang Ah's house, and we're eating together.

Oh, your best friend you mentioned last time, Noona?

That's a relief! I was worried that you might be waiting for me, Noona.

Then, have fun with your friend, and I'll call you when I get home.

Okay.

Gosh, what a relief.

[10 days before meeting Sang Ah]

I'm shopping with Sang Ah!

Okay, have fun!

[8 days before meeting Sang Ah] - "May." It means you give permission.

- Did you do the English? - Yes.

No, it should be "should not."

One moment.

- I'm going to watch a movie with Sang Ah. - Teacher, what's this?

What? Oh...

- What did you say? - This one.

This one? "May have given" is...

[4 days before meeting Sang Ah] I'm sorry about today. Sang Ah's mom suddenly came to visit.

It's okay. I'm really fine, so have a good time with Sang Ah's mother-

Mom! I told you that's not it!

Let's talk later. Bye!

Hello?

Hello, Noona?

She must be really close friends with Sang Ah,

seeing how she's even close with her mother.

[D-Day for meeting Sang Ah]

- Are you going to meet Sang Ah today? - Yeah.

Then can I come, too?

Why would you meet Sang Ah?

I mean, Sang Ah is your best friend, so it's weird that I don't even know what she looks like.

Wouldn't it be good for us to get acquainted and meet?

Okay. Then let's meet up together.

Hey, Sang Ah. Where are you?

Oh, there? Okay. I'll head over there right now.

Sang Ah just happens to be available. Let's go.

Okay!

Say hi. This is my friend, Sang Ah.

Name, Park Sang Ah.

Age, 23 years old.

Tall and handsome.

His specialty is jujitsu.

Hello, my name is Park Sang Ah.

[Name: Park Sang Ah]

[Age: 23 years old]

[Visuals: Tall and handsome]

[Specialty: Jujitsu]

[Name: Park Sang Ah / Age: 23 years old / Visuals: Tall and handsome / Specialty: Jujitsu]

Sang Ah clearly did not fit his name.

Instead, he was a manly man.

Yes, Sang Ah. Hello...

Let's go inside!

Cheers!

Oh, right! Did you know when she was in 5th grade, she went around school

saying she was marrying her teacher and giving out wedding invitations?

Hey, that was my sad first love story!

I told you not to make fun of me about that!

Why not? It's entertaining!

It's not entertaining.

Have a glass.

Sang Ah. No, that giraffe-looking bastard

kept talking about Yu Jin's past

as if he was bragging for me to hear.

And...

This bastard crossed the line!

How could he hold down the perilla leaves for her!

By the way, you know what?

We decided to marry each other if Yu Jin and I are both still single when we're 40.

That f***ing punk!

You still remember that?

You're not going to do it?

I'm not going to break up with Hee Jae even when I'm 40.

Didn't you say you were meeting Noona's friend?

Is she pretty?

Yeah. Really pretty.

Looks just like a giraffe. Has such a long neck.

Giraffe?

I suppose a giraffe could be pretty.

Gosh, seriously! Damn it!

Damn it, damn it, damn it!

What a crazy bastard...

Damn it!

What are you looking at!

Gosh!

[Brown-eared bulbul*] (Untitled folders are automatically named after birds in Korea and are commonly associated with pornography)

Oh, yes, yes.

Yes, I've checked all the documents you've researched.

Yes, I'll finish it before noon and send it to you by email.

Then everyone can split it up and work on your presentation.

Yes, have a good day.

Gosh...

[A new post by Yoo_Jin]

What's this!

Geez! This is really too much!

Gosh!

- Hello? - Hey, Noona.

Where are you? What are you doing?

Are you with Sang Ah again?

Yeah. You know I get jujitsu lessons from Sang Ah once a week.

Oh... I see...

- Why didn't I know about that fact? - Didn't I tell you?

Come on, Park Sang Ah. You shouldn't come upon me so suddenly like that.

Hello?

Noona! N-N-Noona, are you okay? N-

Geez!

Gosh...

No.

Focus...

Focus, focus.

Come on, Park Sang Ah. You shouldn't come so suddenly like that.

Gosh!

This is really too much!

H-Hey, friend. Please make this Powerpoint for me.

All of a sudden? But why should I do that for you?

Come on! We're really close friends!

I feel like being friends won't cut it for how much work it will be.

Then how about a week's worth of school meals?

Here.

What type of Powerpoint are you looking for?

It doesn't matter as long as it's not any of that Bonobono BS.

I leave you to it. See you!

Damn it.

Come on. Bonobono is perfect for Powerpoints.

Wow... So this is how it feels to fly.

Wow, it's so cozy.

What? Whoa, whoa, whoa!

What... Oh, wait, wait, wait!

Surrender, surrender, surrender!

But Hee Jae, why did you come here instead of doing your homework?

Let's have fun today.

Cheers!

Cheers, cheers.

Oh! Noona.

Noona, what about Sang Ah?

Aren't you exercising with Sang Ah?

I was right.

What?

You've been doing this because you don't like me meeting Sang Ah alone?

What?

N-N-No, I'm not!

I don't think so? I probably came to exercise with you, Noona.

Also, I don't childishly watch my girlfriend like that!

I'm cool!

No, you're so not cool.

[Not cool]

This is what I emphasize every time,

but it's not a matter of being cool or not.

Even if they're just friends when a girl and a guy keep sticking together,

I strongly believe that something can take place

between the two.

Isn't it going too far to say that will always be the case?

Then, let's think about a hypothetical situation.

Let's say that Ishidae and I are together for three nights and four days with nobody else around.

We just stick together constantly.

What do you think will happen?

Your assumption is flawed.

I would never be in a situation where I'd be stuck with Lovema for three nights and four days.

What is she saying...

If you just hadn't cursed at So Hee, then,

I'd be married already and have three kids by now.

You probably would have.

You would've lost all your possessions to So Hee, that conniving fox.

You should be grateful to me.

Gosh, whatever! Do you know how much I loved So Hee?

You better take responsibility for me!

After we become 40, marry me and take care of me. Got that?

Let's talk about that, then.

Goodness.

I'm tired of hearing it.

Yu Jin, shouldn't you peel some shrimp for Hee Jae, too?

Hee Jae, I'm sorry. I should've been more mindful.

Hee Jae should be fine.

My Hee Jae doesn't like shrimp.

Still!

Hee Jae, our jokes between Yu Jin and I are a bit too explicit, right?

Please understand. It's because we're so close.

Oh! No, no. I'm fine. I'm really fine!

Even if I am Yu Jin noona's boyfriend,

I cannot deny the years of friendship that you two have had.

Thank you for saying that.

By the way, we've seen each other for a while now,

so I can drop the honorifics now, right, Hee Jae?

No.

I'm not someone who drops honorifics easily.

My mouth feels a bit stale, so I'll be going to the restroom.

Oh, okay.

I'll go and use some mouthwash.

Go ahead.

He's suddenly going to the restroom?

You sure Hee Jae isn't angry?

He's 100% angry.

My Hee Jae's heart is as narrow as Paleozoic marine microorganisms.

I know that all too well.

Isn't he so cute?

Honestly, I'm not at all okay.

That f***ing bastard.

I want to get rid of him right this instant.

However, it's fine now.

That bastard will enter military service next week, anyway!

He's going to the military!

Here. I found the lowest price.

Oh, the ocean view is nice.

- Let's go with this one. - Okay!

Then we'll stay a night here, rent a car and tour nearby.

And I'll go with you on the day you enter the training center.

Sounds good.

Hey, don't worry, Park Sang Ah.

This noona will come to visit you often.

W-Wait. Wait!

Did I just hear incorrectly?

The two of you are going on a trip?

Yeah. Sang Ah and I are going by ourselves.

I don't want anyone else coming.

Oh. By yourselves?

What?

Just the two of you will go on a trip by yourselves?

[7 days before Sang Ah enters the military]

All right, I admit it. [3 days before Sang Ah enters the military]

I've got a completely old-fashioned mindset, so I can't accept this.

I absolutely hate you two being together on a trip!

I hate even just thinking about it!

So can you not go, Noona?

Can you not go?

Also, me tearing up right now is because this chicken feet is spicy.

Don't misunderstand.

Gosh, it's so spicy!

Thank you.

I pleaded with her like that, and she didn't even pretend to hear me.

She's so mean, Ban Yu Jin!

Hee Jae!

You've heard us talking briefly about So Hee, right?

After I broke up with So Hee, I had a really hard time.

I even tried to kill myself.

When I think about it now, it was so immature of me.

So what?

Yu Jin was the one who helped me to live back then.

She would curse that girl with me,

saying, "What's so good about that girl?'

She would comfort me when I cried.

If it wasn't for Yu Jin,

I really think something would've happened to me.

Why is he telling me that right now?

I originally planned that trip to go with So Hee.

But since my face grew dark thinking about it,

Yu Jin said she would go with me in her place.

I see.

Hee Jae.

I know all too well what you're worried about.

But I'll put my Yu Jin on the line and promise that

nothing like that will happen.

"My"?

Who the hell does he think he is to put my noona on the line?

I see. Okay.

I'll try to understand.

Hee Jae, thank you. Thank you so much.

Let's just wait three days. Just three days...

After three days, this bastard will enter the military!

Since I'm cool like that... Since I'm cool like that!

Since I'm cool like that.

[2 days before Sang Ah enters the military]

Good luck with your military service.

Hee Jae, please take good care of my Yu Jin while I'm in the military.

If you make Yu Jin cry,

I'll desert the military to teach you a lesson!

This bastard keeps crossing the line to the very end.

Yes, don't worry.

Please be safe while on military duty.

I'll call you when I get there.

Okay, Noona. Call me right away if there are any problems, okay?

Okay, got it.

I'll be back!

Okay. I'm glad that you've arrived safely.

Yeah. Eat lots of good stuff, okay?

I'll call you again before I go to bed. Okay.

[Writing a murder scene. Extra points if you can create an erotic mood.]

As soon as the door to the room opens

S aggressively pushes Y to the wall.

At that moment...

He stabs, stabs, stabs,

stabs, and stabs!

H looks at the blood on his hands and starts laughing hysterically.

I don't want to share the room with you next semester.

I'm able to write so fluidly, despite being so stuck before.

All right, nice.

The ocean view with Sang Ah.

May our friendship last forever!

Sharing the same room!

What do you mean nothing will happen!

Damn it!

Hi, Noona. Looks like you arrived at your hotel.

- So I just called. - I mean, the hotel made a reservation mistake,

so we have no choice but to use the same room.

But in return, we got two free breakfast coupons!

Then, the two of you will use the same room for two days straight?

Yeah. What's wrong with that?

Damn it...

I am cool.

I am cool. I am cool.

I am cool. I am cool. I am cool.

I am cool.

I am not cool!

Cool? Bullshit.

Damn it!

I am not cool at all!

Gosh, what the heck is wrong with you?

Friend, let me ask you a favor.

I will buy you school meals for a month.

I need your...

Speedy, right now!

Hey, step on it! Come on, step on the gas!

Step on it harder!

I'm scared. If I go any faster, we'll die!

Go faster! Go, go, go, go!

Yu Jin, are you sleeping?

Yeah. I feel like I'm going to fall asleep.

Yu Jin, I...

I don't think I'm over So Hee yet.

You seemed to be fine for a while.

Why are you suddenly like that again?

Coming here...

makes me miss So Hee more.

Hey... Speedy.

Speedy, what's wrong?

Wake up, Speedy! W-What...

Hey! Can it move or not?

It can't go?

This bastard! Just because I've been nice to you... You devil!

My Speedy looks to be in critical condition!

Gosh! That's why I told you to get this crappy car scrapped!

- S-Stop that! - Seriously...

Where are you going?

Gosh, even the door doesn't open!

W-Where are you going?

Come back here!

That son of a bitch!

Geez.

Noona! No!

Ban Yu Jin!

Enough, enough.

You've done this for long enough.

Right?

I can...

stop being so sad now, right?

Yeah.

Hello. I'm sorry, but...

I'm looking for this woman.

I'm sorry, but I cannot give you any information about our guest.

I feel like something bad will happen to her if you don't tell me right now!

- Still, due to our hotel policy... - Gosh, so frustrating!

Something bad will happen to her! Where is this woman right now?

- I'm sorry. - Why are you here?

Oh? Noona!

Are you okay?

You're okay, right? You're not hurt anywhere?

Nothing happened?

What do you mean? What would happen...

What are you doing, you bastard!

This wasn't what you meant?

You crazy bastard... Hey, get out!

Get out!

Gosh, don't even bring him up! That bastard is so annoying!

It so happens that I missed you. I'm so glad you came, my Hee Jae.

The sun's going to come up soon. Should we go see the sunrise?

Should we?

But what did you ride to get here?

Right! My Hyeon!

Speedy...

Thank you for the good times.

I won't ever forget you.

Hello?

Yeah, Dad.

Yeah...

Speedy...

My Speedy died...

I'm sorry. I need this book for my assignment,

so could I read it first and call you when I'm done?

I'll give you my number.

The complete discontinuous change that a liquid goes through at zero degrees to become a solid

is called a phase transition.

And right now, the phase transition of my love has started.

♫ Someday, I wonder if my anxious heart might be discovered ♫

♫ Someday, I wonder if the very sad romance will end ♫

♫ I trust you since I'm a cool guy ♫

♫ But this is really not it, I don't want to be cool today ♫

♫ Where are you? You haven't picked up my calls ♫

My boyfriend is really nice.

My nice and cute boyfriend has just one flaw.

Let's go see this art exhibit this Saturday.

I made plans with my friends.

My friends are pretty loyal.

We fit so well together.

It means that my house is empty for two days.

Why are you telling me that just now?

You're just that kind of bastard.

Go and have fun with your girlfriend.

Just focus on me!

Come out, and let's talk. Hyeon! Come out!

Yu Jin, she can't live without me anymore!

Nam Hyeon. What style does he like?

Even if you are his girlfriend, Yu Jin noonim, aren't you being too mean to my Hee Jae?

The friendship between you two is for real.

It's legit. I admit it.

Hee Jae, is our friendship just going to end like this?

You two are crossing the line right now!

Is there anything we can do?

I'm asking if you're really fine!

Choose. Is it me or Nam Hyeon?

Can you buy me something tasty?

[Wanted - Love or Alive: Romance Villain]