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Michael: I am
on a lecture circuit.
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I'm going around
to all the branches,
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and I am telling them my
secret recipe for success.
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I have now memorized
all of your names.
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Shirty, mole, lazy
eye, Mexico, baldy.
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Hi, Kelly. Screw you.
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Excuse me.
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Screw you, too.
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You forgot her birthday.
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And I turn it on and I say,
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"prepare yourself for the
utica chain store massacre."
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How's Jim? We're engaged.
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Oh, my god.
I'm so happy for you.
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Wow. Thank you.
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"Kelly kapoor spent April 1995 to December
1996 at berks county youth center."
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Juvie.
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You remember Holly?
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She used to work for hr.
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She was the love of my life.
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She just left and
I never got closure.
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And I feel like I need to go
to nashua and get closure.
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Okay. Let's go.
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Two.
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I didn't eat lunch.
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I didn't eat all my lunch.
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Hello, everyone.
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Ice cream. Nice,
Kevin. Looks good.
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It... yeah.
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Angela, you're more
chipper than usual.
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I am proud to announce that there
is a new addition to the Martin family.
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She's hypo-allergenic, she doesn't
struggle when you try to dress her,
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she's a third-generation
show cat.
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Her father was in
meet the parents.
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Needless to say, she's
very, very expensive.
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How much? $7,000.
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For a cat? I can
get you a kid for that.
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Where did you get
that kind of money?
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I sold Andy's
engagement ring on eBay.
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Wait, you didn't give it back?
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He wouldn't have wanted that.
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Her name is Princess lady.
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Seven grand. I've got
to see that little bitch.
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I have something better
than a picture. Come on.
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Oscar: You have your
cats on nanny cam.
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Yeah. I mean, I usually try to
take leave when I get a new cat,
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but I'm out of vacation days,
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and this company still
doesn't recognize cat maternity.
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I mean, somebody has a kid,
oh, sure, take off a year.
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She's right. I had my second
kid just for the vacation.
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Right. Anyways,
I just want to make sure
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Princess lady is
acclimating well.
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She means more
to me than anyone.
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Any cat, you mean.
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And person.
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So, detour. We're now adding
nashua to the lecture circuit,
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so Michael can confront Holly
and get some closure.
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Nashua actually sounded
very excited on the phone.
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I don't think they get
a lot of visitors.
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Because their office is only
accessible by cross-country skis.
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I've been driving too long.
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Dwight: What did you do?
Kelly: Stop yelling at me!
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What did you do?
I didn't do anything.
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What did you learn in there?
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Illbetyou learned things, huh?
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Like how to fashion a shiv.
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Hey, what the hell's going on?
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Why don't you tell Jim where
you were from ages 14 to 15?
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I was kicking it.
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In juvie.
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What?
Juvie-nile detention center.
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Where they send teenagers. Yep.
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For re... got it.
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What did you do, huh?
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Hey, Dwight,
sounds like she was 14,
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so maybe we want
to go a little easy.
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If she's old enough
to get married,
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she's old enough
to follow the law.
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What did you do?
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My boyfriend dumped me,
so I stole his boat.
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He told me it was his boat.
It was actually his father's.
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I just thought it'd
be really romantic,
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like Thelma & Louise,
but with, like, a boat.
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And it was the worst
year of my life.
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And I can't believe
that you guys are
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making me talk about
this on my birthday.
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I thought you said
yesterday was your birthday.
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Hey, you know what?
I got you a cake.
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You did? I want to see the cake.
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And, ta-dah.
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I hate it.
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How do you hate it? It's a cake.
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Well, there's no
flowers or toys or...
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I mean, there's nothing on it.
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Where did you even
find a cake like this?
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It doesn't even
have my name on it.
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Do you guys know
what my name is?
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My name is Kelly. Right.
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I forgot if there was an "e"
between the "I" and the "y."
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I still don't know.
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I don't even know what the
theme is! What's the theme?
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It's birthday. Frosting.
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Those aren't themes.
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There's always a theme.
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There's always a theme.
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Nice job on the cake, bozo.
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Okay, you know what? Next
time, I'll let you get the cake
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and I get to scream
at the birthday girl.
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Okay, a little bit
more closer to the sign.
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Yeah.
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Dollookokay? Youlookgood.
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Hi. Hi, can I help you?
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Yes, you can.
I am Michael Scott,
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regional manager of
the Scranton branch.
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Yes, we were expecting
you. Have a seat.
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Thank you.
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Is Holly flax anywhere here?
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Actually, she's on an hr
retreat for the next three days.
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She's not here?
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But if you need to get in
touch with her immediately,
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you could talk to a.J.
He's a salesman here.
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Yeah, he's her boyfriend.
He's just over there.
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She has a boyfriend.
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I'm so sorry, Michael.
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How could she do
this to me, Pam?
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She's not doing it to hurt you.
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I can't do the
presentation, I can't.
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Just thinking about seeing him,
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and thinking about him
getting to hold her
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and getting to kiss
her is just... oh, god.
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Listen, when Jim
was dating Karen,
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I didn't want to come to work.
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It was awful, I hated it.
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I wanted to quit, but...
Just, please, come on.
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I'm going through
something, okay?
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You know, when Holly gets back,
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everyone will tell her
what a great job you did.
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And then she'll realize
what she's missing.
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And then she'll move back to
Scranton, and her boyfriend will die.
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Yeah, maybe. Maybe.
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One step at a time.
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You can do this.
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I can do this.
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It could be snacks or...
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But why would we...
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Is that what I think it is?
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Good god!
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That one ugly cat is
humping Princess lady.
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No! Meredith: Awesome.
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Stop it, Mr. Ash!
Bad cat, that is very bad.
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You stop it right now.
I swear he is fixed.
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I know fixed, that ain't
fixed. Kevin: No way.
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No, now listen,
you can't let what you see
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here Sully your image of them.
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They are good, decent cats.
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I got to go.
I'll be back in an hour.
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Oh, stop that!
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Kevin: The other one's watching.
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Okay, so all we need is a theme.
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And cups, and ice,
and punch, and a cake.
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Busy.
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Hey, what's that show that
she's always talking about?
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Is this how you are with Pam?
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Because she must want to
shoot herself in the face.
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You know what?
I could use a little help.
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You know what?
I'm a little busy.
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We have a lot to do, and you are
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putting up a very
effeminate sign.
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Is that what you've been
doing? Making a sign?
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It's not effeminate.
It's festive.
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You've been making that sign
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for something that we could
just announce to the whole office?
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Hey, everybody,
the party's now at 3:00!
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I know, I just
read it on the sign.
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Good morning, viet-nashua!
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Sales. Sales is what
brings us together today.
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How do we deal
with clients who say,
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"frankly, my dear, I don't
give a damn about paper,"
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and get them to
show us the money?
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Well, we are going
to find out today.
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Show of hands, how
many of you are salesmen?
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Let's see the salesmen.
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Oh, okay. Well, I know what
the rest of you are thinking.
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"Wow, yuck, salesmen
are the worst, they are awful.
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"They are so arrogant. They think
the whole place revolves around them.
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"Handsome, good listeners,
funny. Mr. Wonderful."
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So, okay, you're a
salesman, what's your name?
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A.j. What kind of name is
a.J.? What, do you race cars?
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I'm a salesman, that's
why I raised my hand.
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Ouch. Okay. Good.
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You're funny,
very good and funny.
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Tell me, a.J., are you dating?
Is there somebody you date?
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Yeah. Why, you interested?
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I have a question about
discounts from distributors.
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Yep, we will get to you.
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Okay, so you're dating somebody.
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Isitsedous?
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It's pretty serious. Yes.
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Does she ever talk about me?
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Oh, god.
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Excuse me?
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What does this
have to do with sales?
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It's all connected, shut up.
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Does she ever
mention Michael Scott?
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No. What are you talking about?
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Does it feel good?
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Does what feel good?
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Your life. Oh, wow.
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My legs are sort of giving out.
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Long drive in the car,
so let me...
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Just continue.
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Oh, wow. Okay.
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Michael, get off the floor.
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Yeah, yeah,
I can't do this, Pam.
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Just read the cards. No, no, no.
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Michael, you have to do it.
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No, I'm okay. I'm all right.
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Okay. Okay.
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That was weird, huh?
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It's all part of
the presentation.
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It was confusing, right?
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Because confusing situations
happen to us all the time in our jobs.
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I'm just trying to bridge the
gap between what just happened
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and the fact that I'm going to be
doing the rest of the presentation.
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Sales is like a box of chocolates.
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You never know which
vendor you're gonna get.
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Forrest Gump.
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Blazer, freckles, penguin,
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k.d. Lang, Holly's boyfriend.
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These mnemonic devices
help to make a connection,
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and then also to
help you memorize names.
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I have a chainsaw!
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Cutting down the competition.
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Angela: Where is that bad
cat? You know who you are.
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Excuse me, petals,
I'm looking for Mr. Ash.
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He's a bad cat. Bad, bad cat.
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Do you hear me?
Bad. You are bad.
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No, you look at me
when I talk to you.
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Do you hear me,
Mr. Ash? Look at me.
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This is getting weird.
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Is she cleaning the cat
with her tongue?
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Has this been on
the entire time?
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I have no idea.
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I was looking at pictures
of food on my computer.
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Well, sorry I'm late.
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Oscar: I want to get
that image out of my head.
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The psychological issues
that go behind licking a cat
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are not things
I want to go into.
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Also, I'm pretty sure
she coughed up a hairball.
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Don't look up. Don't look up.
250
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,875
Want some pie? No.
251
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,211
I went through
Holly's things. What?
252
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,754
I stole a sleeve of her sweater.
253
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,381
Oh, Michael.
254
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,259
I also stole something
off of her computer.
255
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,595
A document called "dear
Michael." You did what?
256
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:33,182
I shouldn't have done it.
It just... I couldn't help it.
257
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,895
She never sent it to you?
No, she didn't.
258
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:40,606
I'm going to read it.
259
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:41,774
Yes. No.
260
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:44,610
No, underno circumstances
can you read that letter.
261
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:47,196
It's a violation of her trust.
262
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,531
How?
263
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,217
Because she didn't send
it to you. I know, I know.
264
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,909
You're right, you're right.
265
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,415
I could read it.
266
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,877
No, iwouldn't...
267
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,588
Yeah, I could read it.
268
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,047
No, you don't have to do that.
269
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,216
Okay. Go get your laptop.
270
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,681
What? I'm not in love with her.
271
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,662
You have to write
my suggestions down, too.
272
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:22,356
I'm not writing "horse hunt." I
don't even know what that means.
273
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,900
It's in the name.
274
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:33,284
Okay, so far, our idea! Party
consists of beer, fights to the death,
275
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,454
cupcakes, blood pudding,
blood, touch football,
276
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:39,540
mating, charades and,
yes, horse hunting.
277
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,542
You're right. Forget
horse hunting. It's stupid.
278
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:44,337
Look, is there a birthday that
you remember that you loved?
279
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:48,216
Here's one.
It was dark, warm, wet.
280
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,763
A sudden burst of light, an intense
pressure like I'd never felt before.
281
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,475
Father dressed in white pulls
me forward, mother bites the cord.
282
00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:00,728
Okay, stop.
Forever stop that story.
283
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:03,856
That's disgusting and it doesn't
count. So give me another one.
284
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,150
Schrutes don't
celebrate birthdays, idiot.
285
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,486
It started as a
depression-era practicality
286
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,321
and then moved on to
an awesome tradition
287
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,365
that I look
forward to every year.
288
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,491
What about you?
289
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,052
Actually, when I was
seven, my dad took me
290
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:17,119
to the natural history
museum in New York,
291
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,663
and we looked at
fossils all day.
292
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:21,499
And at the end of the day, he
got me a little plastic triceratops.
293
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,125
It was awesome.
294
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,963
That's cool. Hey, you know
what's even cooler than triceratops?
295
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,049
Every other dinosaur
that ever existed.
296
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,843
Didn't see that one coming.
297
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,477
It's deleted.
298
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,315
She still has feelings for you.
299
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,150
She said that?
300
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,736
Is that what it said?
What did it say?
301
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,447
I can't tell you specifically,
302
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:55,908
but it's not over.
303
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,535
You're sure?
304
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:11,507
Okay.
305
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,014
Oscar: Happy birthday.
306
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,473
Happy birthday. Surprise.
307
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,184
It's... hey, hey,
it's not a surprise.
308
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,437
This doesn't look good.
309
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,980
What? You have a cake.
310
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:29,859
You have a delicious cake
with your name spelled correctly?
311
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,113
I told you. You haven't
heard our theme, though.
312
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,991
You don't hear a theme.
You see it.
313
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,784
Why is there
a chiclet on my cake?
314
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:42,371
That's the best part. That
represents a pillow. Or a television.
315
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,748
Our theme, if you will.
316
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,392
Because the fun part
is you get to decide
317
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,460
on an hour of television
or an hour of napping.
318
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,211
That's our theme.
319
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,965
Cool yeah?
320
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,551
I love it.
321
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,136
Oh, yes! Okay, good.
322
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,499
So what's it
going to be, kapoor?
323
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,431
Can she pick
a half hour of each?
324
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,557
No.
325
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,309
Then pick TV.
326
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,061
Meredith: Pick a nap.
Oscar: No, no. TV.
327
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,772
Watching TV at
work is really cool.
328
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,899
Pick a nap. Nothing
good is on right now.
329
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,192
Bonnie hunt is on.
330
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,194
You know what? I have
been watching TV all week.
331
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,654
I choose nap. All right.
332
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:18,407
Okay, nap it is.
Everyone out! Get out.
333
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,409
We're going to be
eating cake at our desks.
334
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,411
Let's go. Move it.
335
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,749
Let's go, go, go, go,
go, come on. I got this.
336
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:34,924
This is for you.
And happy birthday, kell.
337
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:36,967
Thank you.
338
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,684
Okay. You've got one hour.
339
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,814
I'm too excited to sleep.
340
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:56,946
Mmm.
341
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:58,989
Great cake.
342
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,200
Thanks.
343
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,298
Birthday time is over.
344
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,818
Now go make up for
all the work you missed
345
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,552
when you were taking your nap.
346
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,266
Many happy returns.
347
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:33,858
I feel great.
So good to have closure.
348
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,570
We should go apologize
to Roy or something.
349
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,196
No. We don't need to do that.
350
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,450
Who have I wronged?
Who have I wronged?
351
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:43,743
Oh! Oh!
352
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,078
What about that fat guy
from stamford that I insulted?
353
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,664
We should find him.
You mean Tony.
354
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,167
Jabba the hutt, pizza the hut.
355
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,420
Fat guys like pizza, pepperoni
pizza, pepperoni Tony.
356
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:55,671
Oh, Michael.
357
00:20:56,172 --> 00:21:01,051
Man, was he fat. So, so fat.
358
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,846
You know what? Forget it.
359
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:08,184
I know me. When I saw him I would
never be able to apologize to him.
360
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:14,356
Too fat. Big, fat fatty.
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