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Hello.

Mr. Arthit?

How's your boyfriend?

Since when do I have one?

He's lucky to have his girlfriend.

She has been staying with him all this time.

It's okay.

I have someone new.

You haven't paid your share for the meal.

I have 20 baht.

Arthit and I,

we've been dating for a while.

You are the one who made a promise.

If Arthit has a girlfriend, you will receive a health check-up.

I'll receive every examination.

Nice to talk to you.

Than.

Hello, Mom.

Oh?

Darn, darn, darn, darn, darn it all!

Oh, girl.

You shouldn't have done that.

Really?

Hmm?

I shouldn't have done it?

Now think.

Think, think, think, and think some more.

I mean, you shouldn't have lied to them.

I warned you and you didn't listen.

You? You warned me?

That's right.

Here she is.

She is Meena, Arthit's girlfriend.

Speaking of which... I own a second hand designer bag store.

I buy, sell, promote, evaluate designer bags under a friendly budget.

Meena?

Yes.

Yeah, keep staring.

You're going to put a hole in her head with your glare.

Don't act like you guys haven't met.

Yes, we have.

Oh?

Right?

See?

Told you Arthit would definitely let his brother meet his girlfriend.

Excuse me, but anyone hasn't gotten my business cards?

Stop it.

Feel free to add me to your contact, Auntie.

I met her at a restaurant.

But Arthit wasn't there.

Oh, damn you.

You...

How could you let your girlfriend wait like that?

Oh, dear.

Don't take it to heart, hon.

Once he's awake, I'll give him an earful.

Alright, hon? "Hon"?

She's my soon-to-be daughter-in-law.

That makes her your sister-in-law.

Don't think I didn't notice how you haven't even said hello to her.

Oh, please, it's alright.

Wait. Hold on a sec.

Before we jump to any conclusions,

shouldn't we wait and ask Arthit?

Ask him what?

And what for?

You seeing this?

He's still sound asleep.

How come Arthit never mentioned you?

He didn't?

Well...

I don't usually talk about him, either.

Then why does your friend know him?

Oh, yeah...

Oh, hey, look.

Over here.

- Look here. - What?

There's a 'Gram account here, E-A-R-N-G...

See?

It's Earng's, right?

Oh, you are so right.

Arthit here is a loyal customer at my store.

I bet he was aiming for me at first,

but his aim must have been a little off, so he's off target.

Oh, lucky for him.

- Lucky for him, indeed. - Pardon?

And you have been to our house.

Yes. But no–nobody was home that day.

Oh, didn't Arthit say he was going to introduce you to his parents?

Isn't it that day?

Qingming Day?

I bet he wanted it to be a surprise.

Oh, you're probably right.

Maybe we missed them by mere minutes.

Yeah, otherwise we would have already met.

Then why did you leave early?

Well...

Something came up at work.

Wait.

Stop it.

What are you interrogating her for?

No, Mom. I'm just... making small talk.

I'm as excited about this as you all are.

I know, right?

Bestie, didn't you use to say

you wouldn't meet his family

if you're not head over heels in love with him?

Oh, my dear dear honey.

And you agreed to meet the entire family on your first meeting?

Thank you so much, hon.

But...

Hold it. Don't say anything.

What's with you?

It's hard for a woman to gather up the courage

to meet her boyfriend's family for the first time.

I get it.

It's a lot of pressure.

It truly is.

Oh, honey, I feel you. I truly do.

Oh, my dear child.

Let me join you guys.

Let me join, too.

Count me in, y'all.

Come, come.

Welcome to the family, hon.

I'm literally in tears right now.

I've finally seen you through, girl.

Yeah... I might have given them the wrong idea, but just a little.

No! Time-out, time-out!

Ball, baby!

Ball!

Save your mother, Ball.

I have a child.

Fine.

Forget it.

You can now have one of these of your own one day.

You don't like that?

They're adorbs, you know?

Before we think about babies,

we should probably focus on finding the father first.

Oh, yeah.

Well, Arthit is right there.

Oh, he's still out cold, though.

Go, babe.

Go play.

You know what I think?

I think something brought Arthit and I together.

You can't just go manifesting and then claiming him for real, you know?

He and I have met before, in front of that restaurant.

If that's not fate, then what else could it be?

You really have met him before?

Yeah.

It was raining that day,

just like the day of the accident.

Nune Woranuch I Joss Way-ar.

Iang Sittha I Jan Ployshompoo.

Jaoying Krongkwan I Pond Naravit.

War Jirawat I Tuk Yanee.

Dada Warinda I Met Sumet.

Dao Nathapatsorn I Chun Pachchun.

Pawin Pawin I Pong Nuttapong.

Screenplay by Ping Lumpraploeng.

Directed by Ekkasit Trakulkasemsuk.

Should I just quit?

But what will I do if I actually quit?

I'm here for order number 738.

Here it is.

Thank you for your hard work.

Be careful in the rain.

Thank you.

Delivery doesn't seem half bad.

At least,

I will get to talk to real actual people face-to-face.

I've only been talking to myself working for this company.

Oh, how thoughtful of him to carry an umbrella.

Unlike you, Meena.

How will you get back to your car in this rain?

Excuse me.

The bill, please.

Can I have the rest of this wrapped up?

I'll take it when I come back from the restroom.

Of course.

I guess I have no choice but to get soaking wet.

Too bad the bag is new.

What else can I do, right?

There's still work and I'm on the clock here.

I can't be late.

Does anyone ever care for you, Meena?

Dear customer,

here is your food.

Oh, this isn't mine.

The gentleman at that table asked me to give it to you.

He said so you wouldn't get wet

in the rain on your way back to your car.

Really?

Yes.

Wait.

(WAKE UP FROM THE RAIN)

Oh, so you guys have some history.

Yeah.

This is before you became a delivery girl

and met him at that golf club, right?

Yes.

What do you think are the chances

of your fate intertwining with someone's so tightly

that you run into each other again?

"Intertwining"? Sounds more like a delusion to me.

Hey.

Don't talk about my boyfriend that way.

Oh, Gosh.

I don't want to wake up from this rain.

You have to wake up from this daydream, though.

But honestly, how did his family just

start assuming you were his girlfriend?

I'd love to know that, too!

I literally told them, with my own very words,

that I'm the only person I like being with.

You want me to get that repaired?

Hmm?

You've been staring at it for a while, bro.

The phone won't just start healing, you know?

It ain't humans.

I've been busy lately.

I'll leave that in your care, then.

There's only one girl I like.

What?

Is that your girlfriend?

I wouldn't go so far as to put a label on us like that.

You won't be saying that when you're my age and still single.

If I'm as cool as you are at your age then I won't even care.

Oh, she texts back.

You do? Why don't you just focus on her, then?

I mean, you're the only girl I like, and no one else.

Well, like someone else.

My heart's taken.

What?

There's no text back, where's the voice coming from?

Here.

I miss you so much.

Can I get a hug?

Be my guest.

I haven't seen you in ages, Than.

I miss you.

It's you who don't come visit often enough.

How's school?

I'm studying to be an artist in an art school.

I told you that many times before, didn't I?

I know you go to the same school with Alan.

But when I asked about school,

I was asking about how you're doing at school.

Alan?

She's a future summa cum laude graduate, a straight-A student.

What about you?

I'm close enough.

Close enough to her?

Close enough to being expelled.

He doesn't submit his work and is always late to class.

If I didn't let him copy my notes, he wouldn't have made it here.

But how have you been, Than?

Did you break up with your girlfriend?

I'm still waiting for you, you know?

Precocious.

Crybaby.

My bad.

I'll be your next girlfriend.

Oh...

I... I think I prefer someone else.

Who?

Someone else as in... me.

I prefer being alone.

Oh...

Fine, then. We'll wait until I graduate.

Yeah, just treat me like an invisible pet dog listening in.

Oh, poor dog.

Give me your hand.

Show me your tongue.

How adorable.

Is she really Arthit's girlfriend?

What do you take me for?

Am I not your girlfriend?

You don't take my calls and you never call me back.

Are you in a coma or something?

And I'm talking to a photo now, for crying out loud...

Mr. Than is here to see you.

Hello, Miss Cathy.

I believe you've seen the list of our products?

Of course.

There are quite a few containers to ship.

I need all of it shipped to its destination by the end of this month.

Poland in Europe, I believe?

But today is already the first week of the month.

The other shipping company said they couldn't make it in time.

They said they couldn't make it through the shipping route

on some river...

The Danube?

Yes, that. The Danube.

They said there's an internal political conflict going on in the country

so ships can't get through.

Can you ship it by air?

Estimating from the number you gave us,

I think it won't be worth the price.

Okay, then.

Guess I won't be taking any more of your time.

Goodbye.

Unless you allow me to ship it by rail.

By rail?

You want to ship my products via trains to Poland?

Choo-choo?

If you choose to ship it by rail,

your products will go on a cargo ship

that docks at Qinzhou Port in China.

After that, it travels by rail to Guangxi.

This train keeps going northward,

where it heads directly to its destination at Małaszewicze station

in Poland.

The whole cost is one-fifth of what you would pay for air freight.

They go by ships, and then by rail.

But you know what?

I won't be taking any more of your time.

Oh, sorry.

It's alright.

Mr. Than.

Tick-tock.

Tick-tock.

Tick-tock.

I will have my attorney draft up a service contract.

No need.

I will have my attorney draft it with our quotation.

I've looked through the list of your products,

if we don't ship it soon,

there's a high chance of it going bad before it arrives.

Okay, then.

Alright.

Goodbye.

Choo-choo.

Wait for me.

I'm coming with.

(Meena Srinakkarin)

Excuse me.

I'm here to see Meena.

Who should I tell her it is?

Tell her it's Than from the elevator a few days ago.

Of course.

Someone is here to see Miss Meena.

Meena has already quit.

Quit?

Yes.

What business do you have with her?

It's nothing.

A person who constantly checks their watch...

Excuse me.

Is either in a hurry, or is waiting for someone.

The same way you put your headphones in when you have nothing to do?

Not really.

Why does it have to be him?

The world is scarily small.

(BOONYAVEJ HOSPITAL)

Hey.

I'm returning your umbrella.

But I bet you don't even remember that.

Thank you for helping me out that day, anonymously, no less.

You're definitely a hero.

There was a maiden in trouble who deeply needed saving,

and then a hero came along.

You're flawless.

He actually has one on his groin.

Uhh, what?

The scar on his groin.

I'm sure you've seen it.

You're his girlfriend, after all.

Don't tell me you haven't gotten under his pants.

When did you come in?

I was washing my hands in the restroom.

I just had the patient cleaned up.

Oh, I haven't gotten to shave his face, yet.

I'll get to that in the afternoon, if you don't mind me doing that.

So you do mind.

Please make yourself at home, then.

Oh, well, hello.

Hello, everybody.

Are you guys on a tour or something?

Miss Nurse.

Yes?

How's my boy doing?

The patient has been stable.

But I'm more worried about his girlfriend...

What?

She's so head over heels for him.

She comes every day.

Won't even stay away from his side for a minute.

See? I told you.

This girl is heaven-sent.

But Mom, think about it.

Why has Arthit never mentioned her before?

Shouldn't he let it slip at least once?

Are you saying she's a conwoman?

Oh, I wouldn't go that far.

I just don't want her to disappoint you, you know?

I won't be disappointed.

Your mother, maybe.

That's ridiculous.

Please.

Arthit, my boy.

How is he?

Hello.

Hi, hon.

Haiyaa.

How long has he been in a coma?

What?

Look at his beard.

It's turned all white.

Honey.

I think you truly need a checkup.

Especially in the head.

It's shaving cream.

I'm about to give him a shave.

I know. I was just lightening up the mood.

Excuse me.

How long have you known my brother?

Umm...

I mean, how long have you been together?

Alan.

Mind your manners.

I'm just trying to make small talk with my future sister-in-law.

How is that bad manners?

Well...

I've known him...

For a while.

It was raining hard outside that day.

Arthit left me his umbrella

before walking out into the rain just like that.

He didn't even want my thank you.

Whoa.

What a gentleman my nephew is.

Oh?

You guys slept together yet?

Pardon?

Mom!

What?

I'm just curious.

That's too much to be curious about.

I really should apologize on my sister's behalf...

But have you guys slept together yet?

Auntie!

Hey, some of us want to know.

That's too much to want to know.

So?

Uhh...

Umm...

You know what?

Since some of us needs our curiosity satisfied,

just tell us...

Does he have any marks under his clothes that we should know about?

Uhh...

Erm...

Unless you've been lying to us.

I would never intentionally do that.

Just tell us, hon.

Don't mind some envious dummy who doesn't want to see his brother settled.

Come on, dear.

He...

He...

Arthit

has a surgical scar

on his groin.

Hmm?

Do you know this?

Nope.

He never told me that.

Do you?

Come on.

No man would just go around showing off his groin.

Do you?

Who would know that?

Alright.

We need to settle this.

I'll check it.

I've seen his thing since he was born, after all.

The scar's quite long.

Dear, you've passed on quite some good genes, you know that?

Thought I should share my heavy package with all my boys.

Oh, you.

Cover him up.

Let's just cover him up.

Wait, whose umbrella is that?

Oh, it belongs to Arthit.

I'm only returning it.

I see.

Make sure it's legit.

And send an original copy to Mr. Than's office.

Yes.

We need to get this done as soon as possible.

If he demands any changes that won't affect us too badly, you can make the decisions.

We need our cargo loaded on that ship by the end of this week.

Your medicine, ma'am.

Thank you.

I give you one more day for you to call me,

or else I'll march there to see you myself.

Hey.

Just curious.

If he had a girlfriend showing up to take her man back,

what would you do?

Don't ask me that.

My head is already spinning with what it is right now.

I'm going to faint.

It can't be that bad.

I'm not lying, you know?

I swear I didn't mean to lie to them like that.

True.

You were just playing along.

That's not lying at all.

You have no say in any of this.

You're the catalyst of all this.

My bad.

Oh, shut it.

But why don't you just come clean about it?

Just tell them all this has been one big misunderstanding.

Well...

I'm waiting for his father to get that checkup.

Hmm?

He said he would only get his health checked if his son had a girlfriend.

Did he now?

You sure this isn't just you falling for the Sleeping Beauty?

Maybe.

Caught ya.

But this arrangement isn't bad, though.

His mother has just left a deposit for a bag.

Don't come clean yet. Wait until she pays me the rest.

Oh, you.

What?

That's awful of you.

I thought you were worried about me being alone in all of this.

But who would bail me out of jail if they had me arrested now?

Oh, well, if you don't want to do this alone,

why don't you go out there and find a boyfriend who's actually awake?

Maybe that'll help.

Yeah, find me one of those.

You're freaking gorgeous.

Men would be following you around like puppies.

Then how come nobody is following me right now?

It must be nice to have someone.

Oh, dear.

You're lamenting again.

But I'm right.

Come on now.

I'm sure plenty of people are following you on Facebook, right?

Three.

What? 3K followers?

Three people.

See?

Three is better than none.

The first follower was a scam. I blocked him.

Another one just wanted to sell insurance.

You at least have the third one.

That's you, dummy.

Will anyone ever follow me just because he thinks I'm interesting?

There's gotta be a silent admirer somewhere you don't know about.

Right?

Oh?

Bye.

Hold on, hold on.

You can't just throw up your awful vibes here and leave.

You didn't even ask me why I called you here in the first place.

I'm lonely. I'm so damn lonely.

I don't want to eat alone anymore, you hear me?

Need help with that?

I have something I need delivered.

Again?

What do I even want to know?

What are you doing, Than, you idiot?

(When I'm worn down and forlorn)

(Lost on this path so long and vast)

(It would be nice to have someone who walks along)

(Where are you, who are waiting for me?)

(Where are you in this whole wide world)

(Are you waiting, you who will love me tenderly)

Hello. My name is Meena.

This call will be recorded for quality assurance.

Yes.

Please go to Cellular.

Yes.

Now please see if you have turned on your cellular network.

Yes.

Do you think I'm an idiot?

I've been put on hold for ages, you know that?

Are you stupid?

(Someone who will end this solitude)

(Are you real...)

I'm afraid that option is not available

unless you're a member of our cell service.

Like hell you can't freaking do that!

You're a call center, for heaven's sake.

If I could do it myself, I wouldn't be calling you.

Just ask someone else to take a look at this.

Oh, the color is so perfect.

That's why I quit my full-time job to be self-employed.

I want to meet more people.

You know,

when I was younger,

I wanted to do something like that, too.

But well, I didn't get to do it.

You should keep doing this.

Do it for my sake, too.

Sis, but the reason you couldn't do that was because

you don't know how to drive.

Nobody ever stopped you.

Did I want your input?

It wouldn't hurt to keep your mouth sealed, you know?

Oh, and where–where's Dad?

He went to the hospital with his brother.

You see how I keep owing you?

Thank you so much, hon,

for coming into our lives.

Actually-

Oh, I almost forgot.

Thank your friend for me, too.

She trusts me enough to let me have the bag without paying yet.

Once we get paid at the end of this month,

I'll pay your friend right away.

I've talked to her.

Of course.

Meena, what were you going to say?

You said "actually," so actually what?

It's...

Actually... it's great

that Dad agreed to finally have his health checkup.

I know, right?

Mom, Auntie. Hello.

Hi.

Oh?

I didn't know you could come home when it's still lights out.

My nephew isn't a bat.

Of course he can come home during the day.

Are you sure he's your "nephew"?

Shut it.

Than.

Did you eat?

Are you hungry?

I haven't had anything.

Hello.

Hello.

Good, good.

It's noon.

Let's all have lunch together.

As if your nephew would grace us with his presence.

I think I'd better g-

That's a good idea.

I'd love to get to know my future sister-in-law better.

I'll order something.

Let's order from this place.

Who's paying?

Khaotung.

Khaotung.

What?

What do you mean, "what"?

I've been calling you and you didn't respond.

There are two reasons why I wouldn't respond.

Reason One, because I can't care less,

I don't want to see you, I don't want to know why you're calling me.

I've had enough of your face.

And Reason Two?

Reason Two, go back to Reason One.

I've been trying to win you over since we were kids.

How much longer are you going to play hard to get?

Listen, Alan.

You should learn your place quickly and respect me more.

What now?

Well, once I graduate, I'll marry Than.

And I'll be your sister.

Wanna give it a try?

Call me "Sister."

Khaotung.

Than really doesn't like you like that.

Little drops of water make an ocean.

Alan.

Will you be my wingman?

You're out of your mind.

Fine. Don't help me.

Just know you won't get any red packets from me on Lunar New Year.

Khaotung.

You know Than could already have a girlfriend, right?

And I sure don't want to know.

What I don't know won't hurt me.

But...

Does he have a girlfriend?

Than has his complex.

He won't fall for someone so easily.

Really?

What complex?

Oops.

If it's too much for you, do you need a spoon?

Oh, we don't have spoons here.

Guess it's going to be hard once you're married into this family.

Here it is.

It's piping hot.

Meena, are you alright with chopsticks?

Do you need a spoon?

I asked, but she didn't say anything.

Oh, you're great at this, huh?

You're very well-prepared for this family.

You two enjoy your food.

Let me check up on your mother real quick.

Have to make sure she hasn't knocked herself out in the kitchen.

Hey, try the fish maw. It's great.

I can't eat that.

So you only eat nuts?

Here.

Knock yourself out.

What are you, a bird?

Why didn't you just tell my aunt you needed a spoon?

Because you just went and said, "I asked, but she said nothing."

But you went quiet when I asked.

Didn't you?

Is my brother a womanizer?

I'm just making small talk.

He's not.

I'm the only girl he's seeing.

Miss Cathy.

This is Mr. Arthit's package.

Did he not pick it up?

This is from a while back.

There was a misunderstanding and it went to the wrong address.

Thank you.

I haven't seen you in a while.

You could say there was a misunderstanding and I went to the wrong place.

Hey.

Do you have something against me?

What makes you think that?

Never mind.

I guess you weren't held as a child.

What did you just say, sis?

What?

Hold it. What did you just call me?

You're my big brother's girlfriend.

That makes you my sister, right?

Well, it hasn't come to that yet.

What did you just say, sis?

You said I wasn't held as a child?

What do you mean by that?

Did I?

Did I say anything?

Got it!

Good job.

Do you need a trophy for that?

Alright.

Let's eat.

Hello.

How much longer are you going to sulk, baby?

Baby?

Arthit?

You never answered your phone.

I called you at the office and they said you weren't there.

Where are you?

There you are.

So you've been waiting in bed all this time?

Got you!

What?

Where is he?

Oh, hey.

Why didn't you ask your doctor about the noises you keep hearing?

Well, because the doctor wouldn't want to hear about my wife.

What?

I wasn't talking about my sister-in-law.

You said you keep hearing weird noises in your ear.

Oh, why'd I tell him that?

If I did, he'd have put me in that MRI machine.

But you said you'd have a full checkup when Arthit has a girlfriend,

And?

I did, didn't I?

My blood pressure, my kidney and liver,

my blood vessels and cholesterol.

I had all that checked, didn't I?

What else do you need?

That's not enough.

You remember that time you put your underwear in the fridge,

thinking it was a washing machine with a front door?

Oh, yeah. I remember that.

That was a joke.

A joke, huh?

I was just kidding.

I'm totally telling Sis that you won't have your brain scanned.

Go for it.

If you tell her, I'm telling your wife about that girl who keeps touching you.

What girl?

You mean the masseuse at the massage therapy place you and I always go to?

What?

But-

Oh, hello.

Hello.

How is my son?

From his vitality, his pulse, and his EEG,

I think it won't be long before he wakes up.

That's nice.

Please, Doctor.

Meena, come join us for a meal again when Arthit wakes up.

It's always much better with more people.

It was a good meal.

I could tell you had a good meal.

Your lips are still oily with food.

You're the one who orders prawns and crabs for lunch.

I had to get my hands dirty to get the meat out for Meena, you know?

Who else would do it?

All I hear is that your table manners are bad.

Thank you for today.

Of course.

Than, where are you going?

I think I'm going to visit Arthit.

Oh, dear.

I hope you don't put a pillow to my son's face.

Excuse me.

Goodbye.

Where is he?

He's not at the office.

He doesn't answer his phone.

He can't be abroad.

His passport is here.

Of course.

I'll add you to my contact and will send you the quotation.

Yes. Thank you.

Should I just quit?

But what will I do if I actually quit?

Excuse me. The bill, please.

Oh, hey, Than.

You done with the phone call?

Yeah.

I didn't want to talk inside and bother everyone else.

Should we get going, then?

Yeah.

Wait.

We don't need that.

What?

I thought it was yours.

Sir.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

Yes?

When the lady from that table comes back from the restroom,

can you give her this umbrella?

So she doesn't get wet on the way back to her car.

We're fine.

Wait, hang on.

What's with you?

Who's that lady?

It's nothing.

Just keep walking.

What do you mean, "nothing"?

You just gave away your umbrella.

It's no one.

Just tell me who the lady is.

It's really nothing.

What's with you?

Isn't my little brother becoming so smooth lately?

Thanks for picking me up.

I didn't know the garage would take such a long time changing the tires.

It's raining hard, isn't it?

Lucky guys really are lucky about everything, don't you think?

I have to go, but I'll come again.

Just wake up already.

You have so many people waiting for you, you know?

Directed by Ekkasit Trakulkasemsuk.

My boyfriend used to buy from this place and have them delivered.

He's awake?

Isn't this my employee ID badge?

How'd it get here?

It's...

You don't understand someone whose crush is in love with his brother.

Who says I don't?

You pretend to keep your eyes shut,

but in the end, you have to open them.

Arthit?

He won't hear you no matter what you say.

Oh, I'm sorry!