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Master?
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Hello, my name is Harry Huggins.
Is Major Nelson home?
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Oh, yes, but he's occupied.
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You're Mrs. Nelson?
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Oh, not yet, but I am very hopeful.
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Oh, Major Nelson
is quite fond of me.
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I am his housekeeper.
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Yes, well,
may I wait for Major Nelson?
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- Oh, certainly. Please come in.
- Thank you.
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Tiny little place, isn't it?
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- Tiny?
- Boxy.
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They don't build houses
the way they used to.
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Pity. No taste.
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Major Nelson has wonderful taste.
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Grand Rapids renaissance.
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You must see the rest of the house.
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Why, that looks like a Louis XV.
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Oh, it is.
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Why, it must be worth a fortune.
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Oh, yes, money means nothing
to Major Nelson.
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That's a copy of a Renoir.
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It is no copy.
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A real Renoir?
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- In Cocoa Beach?
- Of course.
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Be careful of Major Nelson's
genuine Ming vase.
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Ming vase?
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I told you Major Nelson
has wonderful taste.
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- Does he keep any cash in the house?
- Cash?
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That safe is full of cash.
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Full of cash.
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It's like a museum.
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Do you take care of
this house yourself?
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Oh, no. Major Nelson
has many servants.
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No, thank you.
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The others are off today.
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No, thank you. Morning.
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Oh, good morning, master.
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- You have a visitor.
- Major Nelson.
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I am Harry Huggins,
Department of Internal Revenue.
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Sorry, did you say
the Department of Internal Revenue?
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Yes. I have a refund here for you
on your last year's income tax, $17.50.
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Since I live in the neighbourhood,
I just thought I'd drop it by myself.
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- Thank you, Mr. Huggins.
- I'll just keep this...
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- ... until we finish the investigation.
- Investigation?
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Major, this house is the Cocoa Beach
branch of the Louvre.
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I'm sorry,
I don't seem to understand.
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Your housekeeper was kind enough
to show me your treasures.
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Oh, I see.
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What treasures were you
kind enough to show Mr. Huggins?
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Oh, you know, master...
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...your Louis XV, your Renoir,
your Ming.
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Oh, those treasures. You sure
you didn't forget anything?
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Oh, the statue.
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Is that a Michelangelo?
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I wouldn't be at all surprised.
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Are you quite through?
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I have not had so much fun
in a long time, master.
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Would you like to see
something else?
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No, I've seen more than enough,
thank you.
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I'll be back here in the morning
with the assessor.
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Mr. Huggins, all of this
is not what it seems.
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Oh, you're-
As soon as I tell you the truth...
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...you're gonna get a big laugh.
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Oh, I'm dying to hear all about it.
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Well, Jeannie does these...
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We like to call them tricks.
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- None of this is genuine.
- Of course it is genuine-
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Would you hold this a moment,
please. Stand there.
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See, the Michelangelo, the Renoir...
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...and the Ming and whatever,
well, they're all just junk.
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Well, I'd like to say, my guess is...
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...this junk's gonna run somewhere
between 20 to 30 years in prison.
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Oh, 20 to 30 years.
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And you can explain
to the government...
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...why none of it appeared
on your income tax, major.
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Oh, and I wouldn't touch that safe
if I were you.
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- Safe?
- The one full of cash.
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I'll be back early in the morning
with the assessor.
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We showed him,
did we not, master?
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I think he was impressed.
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What made you do that?
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Why, he did not like
your house, master...
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...and I did not want him
to think you were poor.
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- Well, that's what I am, a poor master.
- No.
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I wake up in the morning
and I come down and what do I-?
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A Michelangelo and a Renoir...
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...and a Ming.
You've gotta get rid of this.
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- Oh, but I could not do that, master.
- Why not?
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Because I want you to have
beautiful things.
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You never let me
do anything for you.
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The other genies
give their masters treasures...
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- ... and palaces and lovely silks and-
- Oh yes, I know, I know, but...
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...if I ever need a treasure
or a palace...
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...believe me,
you'll be the first one to know.
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- Well, now, get rid of this stuff.
- No.
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Jeannie, I've gotta pay
income taxes on this.
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But why? I gave them to you.
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That doesn't make any difference.
I still have to pay taxes on it.
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You mean people
cannot give you gifts?
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Yeah, that's right.
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Oh, you tell your government
that is ridiculous.
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Ridiculous!
Oh, they are so beautiful.
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- Yes, I know that.
- They are-
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They are you.
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Enjoy them.
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Yeah, I just can't afford it.
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Jeannie? Now, Jeannie,
you stop that.
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Stop it this- Jeannie, come out of it.
Come on.
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Listen, young lady.
I want all this stuff gone-
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You understand that? Gone.
- when I get home.
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Oh, he is so adorable
when he is angry.
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You mean Jeannie gave you a Renoir,
a Michelangelo and a Ming vase...
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...and you're complaining?
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Oh, how ungrateful can you get?
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Hey, Roge,
I gotta get rid of that stuff.
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All right, all right.
What are friends for?
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Tell you what, I'll take the Renoir,
the Michelangelo and the Ming vase.
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You'll only get in trouble.
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Trouble? That's right.
Get in trouble.
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I'll tell you what, I'll take
the Renoir and the Michelangelo.
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- No.
- How about just the Renoir?
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- No.
- Then will you buy me a cup of coffee?
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That I got.
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Roge, don't you understand?
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I am in trouble with
the Internal Revenue Department.
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There's a guy on my neck, he's
bringing an assessor to my house.
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How am I gonna explain
all that art?
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It's simple.
All you have to do is tell him...
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- Yeah, what, what?
- Well, you could say that...
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- Yeah, you got problems.
- Doesn't he always?
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- What's your problem?
- Oh, nothing, sir.
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- We were just talking about art.
- Yeah, about art.
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Tony is a real culture vulture.
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Yes. The simulator's
ready for you, major.
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- I'll be right along.
- You'll handle the controls?
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The least I can do for
a great collector of our generation.
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- If you don't mind, major.
- Yes, sir.
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- You finish this, huh?
- Oh, yes-
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Here's your hat, Roger.
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How long do I stay up, sir?
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Oh, I think 60 minutes
should be plenty.
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Beautiful piece of equipment.
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Anything that can happen
in outer space can happen here.
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The difference is if it happens in this,
you can get home for lunch.
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Home for lunch.
Well, shall we get started?
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I'm gonna start off with
some yaw.
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Let's begin at 10 degrees.
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We don't want to shake him up
too badly at first.
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- Are you okay, Tony?
- Fine here. Let her rip.
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Okay, hold tight.
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- I'm gonna soup her up.
- I'm ready.
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- Give him a 30-degree pitch.
- Yes, sir.
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How are you feeling, major?
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Pretty good, sir.
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Well, you are in
remarkably good health, major.
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- You can get dressed now.
- Oh, thank you.
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Well, excuse me.
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Dr. Bellows.
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A visitor for me?
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Who is it? Huggins?
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I don't know any Huggins.
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Oh, urgent, huh? Very well.
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I'm on my way to my office now.
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- I'll see you later.
- Yes, sir.
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- Your shirt.
- Shirt?
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Oh, yes.
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- Oh, come in.
- Dr. Bellows?
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- Yes?
- Harry Huggins.
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Oh, sit down, Mr. Huggins.
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Department of Internal Revenue.
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The Department of-
Now, if it's about that trip...
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...I took to Jamaica last year, I can
prove it was government business.
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I'm not here to discuss you, doctor...
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...but I'll certainly make
a note of that.
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Jamaica.
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No, I'm here...
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...because something peculiar is going
on with one of your men at the base.
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What has Major Nelson done now?
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I didn't mention his name.
How do you know it was Nelson?
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Do you see these reports?
They are all on Major Nelson.
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- Well, what are they about?
- Well, I wouldn't know where to begin.
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Here's a report of a woman
who swears...
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...she saw him flying
over Cocoa Beach.
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Well, he's a pilot, isn't he?
What's so unusual about that?
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He had no plane.
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A gas-station attendant saw Major
Nelson's car go into a drive-in theatre.
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Well, that doesn't seem unusual.
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No one was in the car.
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Here's one that will interest you.
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A witness saw it snow
on Major Nelson's house...
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...but only on his house,
in the middle of July.
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That was obviously some crackpot.
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It was reported by me, Mr. Huggins.
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Oh, was it?
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I have 117 of these.
I'm afraid you'll have to wait in line.
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The government doesn't
wait in line, doctor.
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I'm here to get the answers
to some questions.
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Well, I don't know whether
I can answer them, Mr. Huggins.
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You see, our files are confidential.
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I'm with the government,
remember?
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Now, that's a coincidence. So am I.
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And I'm wearing a uniform
to prove it.
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How would you like to have
your income tax audited...
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...for the last five years?
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How would you like to be drafted?
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Let me put it another way.
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My branch of the government
would appreciate cooperation...
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...from your branch
of the government.
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What is it you want to know?
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Would you say that Major Nelson
is a rich man?
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Well, sometimes he is
and sometimes he isn't.
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A few weeks ago he had $3 million
in his Christmas Club fund.
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His Christmas Club fund?
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When we went to track it down,
it had vanished.
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- Well, I think I found it again.
- Where?
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Sorry, we can't give out
that information.
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This is gonna mean
a nice promotion for me.
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Inspector Huggins.
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We've been after Nelson
for a long time.
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After him? For what?
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Can you keep it confidential?
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I mean, this is one branch
of the government talking...
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- ... to another branch of the government.
- Go ahead.
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Your Major Nelson is the head...
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...of an international smuggling ring.
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Mr. Huggins, if you told me that
Major Nelson could fly like a bird...
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...grow apple trees
in the middle of his living room...
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...talk to vacuum cleaners,
I wouldn't argue with you.
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But when you tell me
that you think he's involved...
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...with an international gang
of smugglers...
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...I'm afraid I must disagree with you.
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Doctor...
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...his salary is $950 a month.
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You show me a man
who makes that...
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...who owns a Michelangelo,
a Renoir...
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...and keeps six servants,
and I'll show you a crook.
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Major Nelson is not a crook.
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These things are undoubtedly
reproductions.
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Well, if he reproduced the safe
full of cash...
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...I'm even more anxious
to get my hands on it.
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00:16:11,979 --> 00:16:13,557
That's counterfeiting.
242
00:16:14,857 --> 00:16:16,565
I've got him coming and going.
243
00:16:17,902 --> 00:16:20,856
Believe me, it's strange to
hear myself saying this...
244
00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:24,197
...but I am sure that Major Nelson
is innocent.
245
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:30,870
The curator of the Palm Beach
Museum is flying up in the morning.
246
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:35,749
And what if Major Nelson
removes the things tonight?
247
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,837
- He'd be a fool if he didn't.
- You mean you think he will?
248
00:16:39,006 --> 00:16:42,707
Of course, doctor. He's in a panic.
249
00:16:42,885 --> 00:16:45,044
Right at the moment,
the poor devil's out...
250
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,546
...probably trying to
round up a truck...
251
00:16:47,723 --> 00:16:50,843
...then he's planning to drive
to the house...
252
00:16:51,018 --> 00:16:53,770
...and load everything in the truck...
253
00:16:53,938 --> 00:16:56,346
...and lose it somewhere.
254
00:16:57,149 --> 00:17:00,316
And what's to stop him?
255
00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:04,484
I am, Dr. Bellows. I am.
256
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:07,860
Mr. Huggins, you may be an expert
on financial matters...
257
00:17:08,035 --> 00:17:11,903
...but I happen to be
an expert on Major Anthony Nelson.
258
00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:14,495
There's no truck.
259
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:40,396
Have you driven a truck before?
260
00:17:43,779 --> 00:17:47,528
- Sure you know what you're doing?
- Believe me, this is the only way out.
261
00:17:50,953 --> 00:17:55,414
- Hey, a real Cellini.
- Michelangelo.
262
00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:57,831
- Well, she could have copied Cellini.
- Yeah.
263
00:17:58,002 --> 00:17:59,793
- Let's get this out first.
- All right.
264
00:17:59,962 --> 00:18:02,169
And be careful,
it's worth about $2 million.
265
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:04,498
- $2 million?
- Don't drop it. Come on, come on.
266
00:18:04,675 --> 00:18:07,795
All right. Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, will you?
267
00:18:07,970 --> 00:18:10,544
- I got the heavy end.
- I know that. Come on, let's go.
268
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,973
- Let me turn around here.
- Wait, I haven't got a good grip on it.
269
00:18:14,143 --> 00:18:16,515
Okay. I got it. I got it. Hold on.
270
00:18:16,687 --> 00:18:18,146
- Put your end down.
- Hello.
271
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,437
Hello yourself.
Get this onto the truck.
272
00:18:20,608 --> 00:18:23,099
- Put your end down, Roger.
- I can't let my end down.
273
00:18:23,277 --> 00:18:24,653
I just got a good grip on it.
274
00:18:25,112 --> 00:18:27,105
Get a grip on yourself.
Just put it down.
275
00:18:31,953 --> 00:18:35,902
Oh, you sent for help. Good idea.
We can use you.
276
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:39,415
Better get this out of here before
the Revenue Department catches us.
277
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:41,542
- Roge, this is-
- Want to give us a hand?
278
00:18:41,712 --> 00:18:44,334
- This is Mr. Huggins...
- Nice to meet you, Mr. Huggins.
279
00:18:44,507 --> 00:18:46,962
...of the Department
of Internal Revenue.
280
00:18:47,176 --> 00:18:49,584
I guess I'd better be running along.
281
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:52,335
Just a moment, major.
Just a moment.
282
00:18:52,515 --> 00:18:55,966
We'll consider you an accomplice
after the fact.
283
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,511
Hear what he said?
An accomplice after-
284
00:18:58,688 --> 00:19:00,764
This is a notice of distraint,
Major Nelson.
285
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,146
Nothing is to be removed
from these premises...
286
00:19:03,317 --> 00:19:06,235
...until my assessor
gets here in the morning.
287
00:19:06,404 --> 00:19:08,313
Good day, gentlemen.
288
00:19:10,533 --> 00:19:13,024
Why do you let Jeannie
do these things to you?
289
00:19:13,202 --> 00:19:15,740
Jeannie keeps doing these things
because she loves me.
290
00:19:15,913 --> 00:19:20,041
Yeah, she loves you. Well, I guess
this time you're really trapped.
291
00:19:20,209 --> 00:19:22,451
- Not necessarily.
- How you figure that?
292
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:24,122
I'm gonna outsmart her.
293
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,542
I'm gonna use my brain.
294
00:19:25,715 --> 00:19:29,166
- Yeah, well, how are you gonna do that?
- I'm gonna say, "Jeannie, you-"
295
00:19:29,343 --> 00:19:31,965
- Hello, master.
- Hello, Jeannie.
296
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,929
Do you like it? It is a Rembrandt.
297
00:19:34,098 --> 00:19:36,138
Oh, it's absolutely lovely.
298
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,716
This is what I've always wanted.
My own Rembrandt.
299
00:19:38,895 --> 00:19:41,136
You are not
going to ask me to return it?
300
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,187
Of course not.
I wouldn't dream of it.
301
00:19:43,357 --> 00:19:47,521
- Oh, lovely.
- It'll go well with my Michelangelo.
302
00:19:47,695 --> 00:19:51,823
Are you out of your mind? You realize
what happens when Huggins finds that?
303
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,402
Well, don't worry about it.
304
00:19:53,576 --> 00:19:57,324
Don't worry? Don't worry. Just for that
I'm gonna ask for separate cells.
305
00:19:58,581 --> 00:20:01,665
I'd like you to get ahold of
all the old masters you can.
306
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,459
Oh, yes, master.
307
00:20:03,628 --> 00:20:04,873
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
308
00:20:05,046 --> 00:20:08,165
This is not the right
surroundings for it.
309
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:12,125
Could you blink
a villa in Tangiers?
310
00:20:12,303 --> 00:20:14,592
Oh, yes, master.
311
00:20:14,764 --> 00:20:17,089
- Oh, I get it.
- Yeah, you'll have your turn next.
312
00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:20,267
While you're at it, blink all the statues
and the paintings...
313
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,559
...and everything here
to the Tangiers villa.
314
00:20:22,772 --> 00:20:25,310
You are right, master.
315
00:20:26,776 --> 00:20:30,109
What is-? Jeannie, take this with-
316
00:20:30,279 --> 00:20:32,568
Oh, Mr. Huggins,
I thought you'd gone.
317
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:36,952
To tell the truth, I couldn't bear to tear
myself away from these beautiful things.
318
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:42,495
So I've decided to spend
the night here with Michelangelo.
319
00:20:52,510 --> 00:20:56,009
That must be Professor Preever,
our little art expert.
320
00:21:01,686 --> 00:21:03,228
Come in, professor.
321
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:04,806
How do you do.
322
00:21:04,981 --> 00:21:09,441
Can't you just smell
the Cellini in the air?
323
00:21:09,652 --> 00:21:11,775
- This is Major Nelson.
- How do you do, sir.
324
00:21:11,946 --> 00:21:13,737
Major Healey.
325
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:17,073
- Professor Preever.
- Gentlemen.
326
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:19,650
- I'll get it.
- No, I'll get it.
327
00:21:19,829 --> 00:21:21,656
Oh, you get it.
328
00:21:21,831 --> 00:21:23,989
Oh, Dr. Bellows.
What are you doing here, sir?
329
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:27,286
Hello, major.
I came to offer my services.
330
00:21:27,461 --> 00:21:28,837
Oh, that's very kind of you.
331
00:21:29,005 --> 00:21:31,211
You're a lot of things, major,
a lot of things.
332
00:21:31,382 --> 00:21:34,751
But you're not
an international smuggler.
333
00:21:37,471 --> 00:21:41,600
I think you're going to find this
a very exciting morning, professor.
334
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:48,221
For instance,
here we have a genuine Ming vase.
335
00:21:54,655 --> 00:21:56,981
What would you say it was worth?
336
00:21:57,158 --> 00:21:59,565
About a dollar and a quarter.
337
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:05,947
" Made in Japan. "
338
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:10,372
I knew it. I didn't know how,
but I knew it.
339
00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:13,084
They've got the Renoir.
340
00:22:18,721 --> 00:22:20,346
With a moustache?
341
00:22:20,514 --> 00:22:22,306
I had an aunt who looked like that.
342
00:22:24,936 --> 00:22:26,809
That wasn't there yesterday.
343
00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:43,284
Six fingers?
344
00:22:45,248 --> 00:22:46,955
Is this some sort of practical joke?
345
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:51,080
You bring me all the way here
and show me a collection of junk?
346
00:22:51,254 --> 00:22:53,709
I don't understand.
347
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:56,166
How about the safe full of money?
348
00:23:12,275 --> 00:23:14,351
It's Confederate.
349
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:19,655
Confederate? How about the gold?
350
00:23:25,955 --> 00:23:27,782
Try one.
351
00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:38,256
- Chocolate.
- I'll send you my bill.
352
00:23:38,426 --> 00:23:40,502
- Major...
- Professor, just a minute.
353
00:23:40,678 --> 00:23:46,432
...I can't tell you what a pleasure it is
to see you do it to someone else.
354
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:51,476
About your trip to Jamaica,
Dr. Bellows...
355
00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:55,597
...you did say it was
strictly government business?
356
00:23:55,776 --> 00:24:01,482
Now, why don't you level with me
for the rest of the afternoon.
357
00:24:07,121 --> 00:24:09,873
Oh, thank you, but I never
want to go through that again.
358
00:24:10,041 --> 00:24:13,410
- Neither do I.
- Well, it is your own fault, master.
359
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:15,993
- My fault?
- Yes. You should have told me...
360
00:24:16,172 --> 00:24:19,375
...that it would get you into trouble.
I never would've done that.
361
00:24:19,550 --> 00:24:22,041
There were many ways I could have
impressed that man.
362
00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:24,757
He did not have to
come into your house...
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