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so have you been following the story we

need to be a concentration it know how

I've meant to the line up a glass goes

fuzziness pan the keyboard with an an

inter-district say explore Fiona

Johnston

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I described her using Gayle and Connie

my rhythm section affected our rescue

mission to get our gear back from our

former crap manager and and fair

scotland semester music we are

enthusiastic approach and total

commitment gained in the new management

deals and entering the company of some

of the biggest names in port music

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Jaques where he armed to the teeth with

attitude the flame and torch of youth

held high we prepared to go critical

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don't

see

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jokes

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getting on the inside that's the thing

once you're there you suddenly feel that

you're living at a different level Mixon

we a galaxy of colorful individuals

unbound by the mere fetters of normal

society yeah I was just one done any

idea when I was going to be finished

I'm sorry mistress Dalton's tied up in a

meeting me an important client oh right

then

she's Rock speak an occasional series of

insights into the communication

conventions of the music business let's

have another look at this one I was just

wondering any idea when are it's gonna

be finished lesson pal as far as I'm

concerned you drank several grades below

the [ __ ] and my shoe why wouldn't he go

up in you if you weren't in fire so mr.

Stilton will see you win and if he's

ready and certainly not before he's

finished shagging that masseuse he's

gotten there in and if you don't like it

you can [ __ ] off and die Oh what I eat

then Cheers

it's a mistake however to attempt this

type of brush off with an established

international rock star Mari what you

didn't hear

oh I see yeah he's tied up in a meeting

with an important client

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excuse me I won I want to see top no I

am a major Bob stock manager Marty son a

favorite sex God how you doing man yeah

aren't you supposed to be in to heal

here promised you said there was any

contract avocados and the hospitality

area I get on the plane right oh no one

do seats by the way even though I'm the

lead singer no private toilet for my

personal you're smartisan we've talked

about this before you've gotta let other

folks use the toilet on the plane then

we get into Tokyo and we stay off from

the gig only through water cycle and

needles i I can see you're traumatized

and to this day and looking about my

pre-show avocados and I'm looking and

I'm looking oh [ __ ] and I got one and

want and once what would happen and well

that's there I bet in the bag look I can

see you're feeling bad hey um why don't

you come and meet my masseuse she's the

very thing when you're feeling all

tensed up know if anyone tea I just I've

had to up way up to here

no is it open

everybody loves you Marty isn't that

right Jimmy see I we really love you

Marty I mean look there's two fans

sitting over there hmm

they've been camping out in the corridor

all night I've heard them arrest and

everything but they keep coming back

asking for same food toys just crazy

who are you son let's say an owner mr.

Claymore

you're my favorite Punk Marty the others

are all pure dogs well yes there we are

then

Sunnis go to Japan with Marty and get

him some avocados God see it's you

sorted the avocados Jenny so supply any

vegetable that takes your fancy how is

that I knew you'd come through for me

hey babe hey you were the big test yes

Marty how did you fancy coming in Japan

or your favorite rock star oh I'm sorry

Marty flying mates me frigid really

shame well maybe next time then

i okay come on off you go buh-bye if you

still on stage 7 o'clock tomorrow night

you're fired

III keep your hair on Jesus is that all

the humiliation you'll be requiring

today mr. Stilton oh I didn't realize

the Stupak here hi

thanks mrs. Mac scooch that'll be all

same time next week then any special

equipment or would you like another look

at the catalogue well you know thank you

wonderful woman I've got this son

dislocating Nick you see she gives

wonderful relief anyway let's sit down

and chew things over and not on the

geography and architecture of the music

business office keep an eye out for

psychologically damaging or

disadvantageous furniture and fence I'm

sorry that's all right sir

I'll take out your first royalty check

was it expensive everything's expensive

in here Paul including me sorry hey what

could you use fun well I can put this

you've been handling us for three months

you've achieves LLL CH when is it gonna

start happening you see Jess Fiona it's

all a matter of doors doors doors

portals of commercial opportunity we

have to carefully choose the doors which

we want to go through I mean we could

choose an ended or a single store even a

teeny pop door don't know what was about

art that made you think he was talking

to all shape big doors you always got

the feeling I'd hear of this pitch

somewhere before we see those big doors

we're gonna open

and we are gonna walk right through

right through Fiona Fiona whether you

hold I'm going through the leaving the

band doors no oh just hold on there

Donna we want a record deal you want it

now perhaps you're right you've rapin

down the tree you're long enough yeah

I'll organize a we shoe case cake fly up

all the record company fool can get them

all pests somebody's very sane yeah yeah

sounds clear dawn who's gonna pay for

all of this okay kids nobody's ever

accused me of being less than generous

in the short to medium town just leave

everything to me

the first rule of the music business

every penny you hearin belongs to them

every penny they spend belongs to you I

get bought on a tan off your dad forget

that Topshop cleared a card you're about

to Quinte a stop on hello

Glasgow power lines Jimmy hey good deal

man great listen and how much to hire

the whole venue for the night great

great I'll take it and can you still be

on the catering how much would that

include champagne 4c 150 guests no

that's reasonable and you'll provide all

the security stuff oh oh that's extra no

no point in scripting that so it's fine

let's see the 16th of next month great

you'll get your lawyer to draw up a

contract pleasure doing business with

you Jimmy see ya 45 seconds at standard

rate 37 P SOT it who says fans don't

need manager Z all you've gotta do now

is sell 500 tickets well walk off with

Connie you'll owe me five grand of

course if you're not confident of your

following we're very confident we are

good

because if I've made a bad investment

your deed son I don't know why but every

time I cause I made your business deal

that makes me feel kinda well Randy

somehow their antlers cut and thrust the

corners go straight to my torture and a

five point and hanging life is you don't

ask you don't get Heaphy fancy going

back to your place for some exhilarating

sex playing there

no thanks Jess

I feel like Chris sorry Jess is no room

I'll see you later

hello

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it's a quiet after him

cuz I mean how I need you

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it's Justin

I've been drinking so much wine

set me

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cuz I'm saying

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yeah

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it

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come to

I'm true

if

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please tell her

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unless you

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very nice

that is groovy and revé or that should

happen did he rape snows Kevin I'll try

and understand people over the age of 30

senior review jocks why he a Caledonians

synthesis of neo dark cellar chasms and

buzz bomb t no garage beats a Maxima are

wall and tumble and spiral of nd tens

Catherine wheels of exploding buzz and

deconstructions but how long before the

semiotics of nationhood overwhelm them

and drive them upon the rocks event

Erina one terminal self-reference does

that mean the lake is here all this crap

help you know get 20 persons for 100

lazy quit did you hold on what's this

Homer Clint

should I spend more there are 50 for the

guy who actually come to the gig then

listen what's it anyway you mean you

brave someone to get our name into the

music Chris no no no you did I just lend

you the money you had no right

cycle if you want to be managed by

Scotland's mr. music you're gonna have

to trust me completely with your

financial affairs doesn't mean you have

to go Indian folk backhanders

unfortunately my son it does see all the

tickets to your Shuki skink not only

could be many were sold Juliet why I'm

to shanece she suffered an unfortunate

lapse of professionalism just can't

afford on her business

490 of 500 mr. Stilson their 480 a

snowbird 498 unsolved but that would

mean direct you've saw the grand total

of two tickets Christ knows what brave

soul has ventured their hard-earned cash

on this ill-fated business venture

got them from a mom in mind the aina so

we're going to be playing to the cream

of the music industry talent spotters

psychos mum and his auntie ina sure you

can understand my concern I thought you

guys said you two following me we do so

just not fallen too closely at the

moment probably you're gonna bei take us

at the doorway hi hi well I'm afraid we

can't take that risk which is why we're

instituting a major fly posting campaign

you've designed the poster not exactly

I'm sure you'll think of something

attractive interesting six days to go

guys you don't want to spend the next

five years putting in my win days it's

time to sell sell sell

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as some Mazin the new skills you need to

acquire in the competitive environment

of today's music industry for example

the cutthroat multimedia world of

publicity with monopolistic business

practices jet or speed of reaction is

essential

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then there's your ticket sales the

undertaking paid what in past two weeks

no sign here please tickets for the jobs

where you get to principal session for

them employed way to get one free to

please

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next you'll learn about associate

distribution and subcontract with

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and finally the subtleties of

showbusiness law

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I as an uphill struggle to fill our

bigger venue but this is your showcase

it's worth it put the work in get beyond

that core audience and soon you'll be a

rose an interest from all manner of

unexpected quarters well well well

bottle I'm Z my binds head not in the

world I thought you'd be out today sick

Kenny oh I am interested

these Buster's still only 1,300 quid but

clearly in breach of our worldwide

management contract our nuts not okay

maybe we should person eyes this rock

happening and that ain't collection of

my debt where interest hi hey do you

kitty

hi hi look there you go what's this

textured smelling egg hey by the way

that's 30 quid you a mechanic sorry what

that I've got to pay to see Bo and bond

wait a minute there are six tickets here

oh well I go a concession for the lives

of me but the when the key is in knife

for Rex and Randy being us heavier than

a full-time employment you know I had so

many hopes and dreams for my life

ambitions places of us gonna go

for harmed a hard to take carry a bunch

of [ __ ] brothers along one jellybean

shorter tip me pork that's what happened

Jesus I can't even rely on just a decent

pizza this is Megan monkey five inches

bra no rhubarb in Chile dang it what did

you order

mara Nara Shalini

I've got your undies Quattro formaggio

way lassie meat chunks and sweet corn I

thought they were scallops oh Jesus

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so you've got your band together your

management your sex appeal and some

funky choose no and only no are you

ready for the A&R man mission to see Co

insane these cultural outlaws live by

their own chord with their own unique

social conventions sacrificing

themselves on the altar of youth culture

these guys live in a here's of jetlag

and exhaustion

I'm totally knackered just got back from

nursing I'll completely shagged out from

la Monica's deep Tokyo Rome we're over

words Hudson if my body can take what's

more this sort of punishment oh yeah two

more large Bacardi breezers baby quietly

modestly these unsung heroes play the

treated with the skill of long

experience so I've said the goal I said

no man you are a complete wanker nothing

that your wife's a dog

next thing I know as Liam's come on the

gun you shot me on the world of packs

skin and unique cultural insights

nothing fazes them and the single-minded

pursuit of musical excellence has to

[ __ ] you job speaking it I've got in the

back

they were the lesson in years of the

industry worshipping the new and the

talented the shock troops of the music

revolution the louvers and groovers the

Raiders of the storm the connoisseurs of

the complimentary next week it could be

doubling on Manchester or Liverpool but

this week ever score asked about and

these guys just couldn t go home without

one

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I reckon Indian New Guinea vicious voice

patients declared in Randy tongue you

know he doesn't like be included

hi I'm sorry Kenny sorry Randy those

bastards will be sorry they ever trust

me

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so here as you shook his cake

expectations are high you just can't

blow you're tuned in focused cam cycle

cycle

you donate something she's the bad

nervous just think it this way what is

the very worst that can happen

you make a total to it yourself in front

of your friends and your family

half the record didn't Street and about

300 total strangers yes

for God's sake you stopped dating in a

minute oh well me I can't help her from

sleep it's a lame-o you come on yeah bus

stops is awesome

wooly what are you takin space fee I

feel weird the guy said to tape playing

the otherwise it when they work take

wall d-ii hi it's just lately only it's

not as expensive

yes ship it buster what d dr. Martens

yet het spa ducks I think you just come

over G for a gig clearly

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a little tap and support bass make sure

that total crap

what's this

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[ __ ] hey Frank Shasta I loved it I loved

it

you should have been headline no

argument no arguing no listen have you

got a manager what if you have you give

him that what you know that feeling you

sometimes get that nothing else can

possibly go wrong

that was my custom lays posts on bus

with aftermarket but freedom pickups so

it was an accident

chill dawg

oh [ __ ] is it too late

mm big a nice pet parents PJs

get on

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someone said you in a bit but sports

need to borrow some gear

alright Cheers yeah you don't like save

us make goodness me

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look we'll have a good one then cheerio

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let's train

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if they can

but I can't see

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I somehow God knows how a verse cake

we'd ever played

afterwards well just a wonderful feeling

like we'd claimed Mount Everest

when you've played out your boots you

don't care what anyone says are whether

they're signing it

you just want every day to end like that

buzzing excuse me let me spell pants

only Bailey chances even okay then eight

anal I sexy bastard

you looked no bad we didn't have to work

together they make an exception for

tonight then ready to go

just come and snake see you later Jess I

thought we might grab a cappuccino and

then total over to Mike I have a rather

interesting collection of youth

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evening Jess thanks Randy

keep an eye on up well we enjoyed your

gig didn't we boys oh yeah very good

choice portion and as you can see I have

repossessed this gear and lieu of the

money you certainly tried to get a penny

back

Kenny honest we're gonna give the money

Sookie son 4 squared 9 Plus what's more

than we owe to the thought before son

say good night boys see you pal

nice boys uncle J's is going we tweet

feed

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yes yeah somebody might give me hey yeah

you didn't Jess snicks load my said mix

itself pigments okay Cheers

it's like your things he can help us i

the thing is you tell us like well we

just want to sign the songwriting team

Oh in the upper the big tits

what that's you Fiona in July

hey brother the others are right well

you can't do that

Deadwood yes they would

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you want me to tell that [ __ ] no no that

I anyway

some did here laughs no no me neither be

either or somebody next week

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you