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[September 25th, 1999]

I came to Australia when I was five. [Allie Jackson, 18 years old]

My life hasn't been easy.

And I thought of committing suicide many times.

But I thought, you know, I've got to put up with it.

Because I have do revenge on my parents

who threw me out just like garbage.

Yeah, I was about nine when I was adopted from the orphanage.

[Sean Kelly, 17 years old. Korean Name: Kim Seok]

Korean?

Yeah, it's another language, but I don't use it.

I don't even want to think about that country!

What would I say to my mother who abandoned me before I met her?

Go to hell!

I don't remember too much, but...

I was adopted when I was two years old.

[Danny Anderson, 22 years old (Korean Name: Cha Moo Hyuk)]

What?

Korean?

I'm really good at it.

My girlfriend taught me.

I'm pissed, I'm angry.

Yes!

I know all of the slangs too!

Here's my girlfriend, Ji Young.

Mother, I understand.

I'm sure she had her reasons.

What kind of situation does she have to be in to throw away her child?

You know, something could have happened.

She could have been so poor that she couldn't even buy me milk.

So she was like, "At least you could go to a rich family and live well."

Tommy!

Sit! Sit!

I'm going to meet my poor mother.

I'm going to buy her pretty clothes, barbecue...

And a nice house.

Wait for me, Mom!

I'm going to go home and treat you well!

Just wait five more years!

Just five years.

Okay?

It's nice, but this guy doesn't really fit our concept, right?

Right?

And how dare he use that disrespectful tone?

He's never seen his mother.

I'll just cut him out where I see fit.

Isn't there something better than this?

I guess we should try and find something better.

[Show name: I Hate Korea]

Episode 1

[After five years...]

Hello!

Do you need help?

Where are you from?

Japan.

Is that so? I'm Japanese as well!

Is that so?

Nice to meet you!

Get in. I'll drop you off at your destination.

Really? Thank you so much!

Thank you, thank you so much.

I came here on a backpacking trip.

I was really worried because my English isn't so good.

I'm so glad that

I met a fellow Japanese!

Leave your bag, and get out of the car quietly, girl.

You bastards!

Give me my wallet back!

Dang it!

We got some dough now.

What the hell? Two's missing.

What?

Make sure it's your half.

Before I cut your hands off.

Yeah, we got some dough now! It's time to party!

I need to use it for something.

What?

Ji Young's present. It's my wife's birthday tomorrow.

Hello, Kang Min Joo?

My name is Song Eun Sook from Behind Korea.

So it's true that your wedding will take place soon.

Congratulations!

Thank you, Behind Korea's ability to gather news is really amazing.

Hey, lady.

Who do you think is getting married?

We aren't getting married?

What?

Are you playing me then?

I barely got him off my tails.

Thanks, Eun Chae.

I'm not doing something like this ever again!

I'm serious!

If you make me do something like this again

we won't be friends anymore.

All right.

You need to get a grip too.

Love just one person. Get loved by just one person.

It's better to live like that, you little Casanova!

Hey, Kang Min Joo!

Hey, Song Eun Chae.

What do you think a person is?

To me, love is...

just a game.

Kind of like Star Craft.

Hey!

How are you doing?

All right, I'll see you there.

Okay.

Don't you miss me?

[I don't want to live, Eun Chae.] Me too.

Okay.

Yoon! Choi Yoon!

Come in. I'm in the bathroom.

Come in! What are you doing?

What's going on?

Why don't you want to live anymore?

You know...

She ignored my text.

I sent it twice too.

I'm pretty sure her phone isn't broken either.

What did you tell her?

"I'm looking forward to the trip I'll be taking with you!"

Is it childish?

"I want to be a special man to you!"

It is kind of childish, right?

It's cheesy, right?

Hey, Song Eun Chae!

Don't even think about Min Joo.

Why not?

Just because...

I don't think she's the one for you.

So...

Are you saying that she's out of my league?

- No... Not that... - Whatever.

Gosh, this is embarrassing.

I'm so embarrassed, I'm about to die.

Hey, Yoon!

Choi Yoon!

Hey, Yoon!

Yoon! Hey! Hey!

Yoon!

Yoon!

I'm depending on you, Song Eun Chae!

Just make sure Min Joo... Kang Min Joo becomes mine!

Please? Help me out just once.

Yes? Min Joo listens to you.

Please?

Okay...

Hey!

Hey, do you even see me as a man?

You should wash up before you come too.

Whoa! Just a little bit!

I got it!

This dress...

Can you wrap it?

That dress is very expensive.

This is enough? Right?

This is good, right? You like?

Oh, I love it!

- You like? - Oh my, I love it. Thank you, Jason.

- It looks beautiful. - Thank you.

Now, what else would you like, baby?

That dress is beautiful, I could see you in that.

Red, it's beautiful.

I'm sorry.

Please understand.

I've made Jason wait too long.

I'll see you later.

I love you!

I love you, Ji Young!

Me too.

I love you more than I love anyone in this world, Cha Moo Hyuk.

But more than you...

I like Jason's money.

Come to my wedding, okay?

What do I need to do today?

After your commercials

you have dinner with representatives from the Korean Association.

Okay!

- Great job, everyone! - Great job!

Put this right there.

Hey, Yoon.

How was today?

It was good.

Please give us a second!

- There you go. - Okay.

Hey, Min Joo!

Eun Chae, come out for a second.

What's up?

What are these?

They're wine. They're what Napoleon used to drink all the time.

I got them as gifts from a fan of mine!

Do you want to come by my room later?

- Let's drink them together. - All right!

Can't I come along, too?

Can't I...

come along?

It would be my honor to have you come by.

Eun Chae! Come with him, okay?

Okay.

Is love Star Craft to you, too?

What?

Is love a game to you?

Who said love was like Star Craft?

Did Min Joo say that?

No...

Just someone I know.

Don't you ever hang out with that person again.

My innocent Eun Chae.

Didn't that startle you?

Can't you think of love as a game, too?

If the person you love

betrays you and hurts you

be strong and don't get hurt.

Does that work for you?

It does!

Yoon!

Yoon! Ow!

Eun Chae!

Yoon, are you okay?

Are you not hurt?

Does it hurt?

It stings, doesn't it?

Darn it! Who the heck drives like that?

If I catch him, I'm going to...

- I'm okay. - No, you're not.

Shouldn't we get you to a hospital?

I'm telling you, I'm okay!

Stop saying that! You're not okay!

You're not even married and your face is like this already. That's not okay!

Come here, get your face here.

Hey... You might get a scar here...

What are we going to do if this pretty face has a scar?

Gosh, this is making me mad.

I'm getting really angry.

Hey, Yoon!

Yeah, what's up? Do you need to go to the bathroom?

- Do you need to turn the heater on? - No...

Min Joo must be waiting for you.

Since I'm like this, I don't think I can go

so can you go by yourself?

How am I supposed to go when you're like this?

Go! You want to go!

Where am I going without you?

Hey, you, take your clothes off.

You must have bruised your back, too. I'll put something hot on it for you.

You need to get out now. People are going to be suspicious.

Let them be suspicious then.

If the news get out, we'll just get married.

I'm going to sleep, I'm sleepy.

Should I sing a song for you?

Stop it.

Just listen!

One of the greatest singers from Korea is singing you a lullaby!

Are you sleeping?

Are you sleeping?

Hey, Min Joo. This is Yoon.

I'll be there right now.

It's not too late, right?

And... Can you stay here tomorrow?

Just do as I say!

Tell your coordinator and manager to leave first.

You stay.

Okay?

Hi, need some help?

- Airport! - Airport?

Thank you!

Thank you, thank you!

Eun Chae!

Song Eun Chae!

Hey, Song Eun Chae!

Something came up so I'm going back to Seoul.

I'll see you there.

How can you leave without even telling me?

Thief! I just got mugged!

Hey, you bastards!

I heard Eun Chae left in the morning?

- Yeah. - What's so urgent?

That girl... She was supposed to hang out with me today.

Jeez, I guess I'll go back home too.

Manager! Change my flight to today!

I told you to stay!

Don't you see me?

Don't you?

You don't see me at all?

I do.

But more than you...

I like Jason's money.

Are you Japanese? I'm Japanese as well.

You're Chinese, right? I live in Chinatown.

Are you Korean?

You're Korean?

I'm saved! I'm saved!

I'm saved!

This is so good.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

Love is just a game to me.

Kind of like Star Craft.

Like Star Craft...

Stay here for a second. I'll be right back.

Okay! I'll see you later.

- Give me more. - No more.

- Come on. - No more.

- Come on! - All right, one more. Just one more.

Thank you!

Hi. darling. How are you?

Hi! How have you been?

Thank you! Thank you!

Check these out, man. What's that, man?

Wow! Come on stage!

Auction! Auction!

Yeah, come on! Come on stage! Come on stage!

Let's go, let's go.

An auction! Come on, come on!

Come on!

How much? come on! How much?

- 100! - 100! We got 100!

Seven! 700 bucks!

700!

A billion dollars!

Who are you? What are you doing?

A billion dollars? What's going on?

Hey, you can't do this. Who do you think you are?

What are you doing?

- Hey! - Stop him!

Where were you?

If you were a bit late, I would've...

Hey!

Mister!

Hey!

Hey, you with the crazy hair!

Wow, this is so pretty.

It's like a canvas.

Let's start dating.

Should I just quit everything and move here?

i looked at only you for the past three years.

I like you.

Later, when I die...

I'm going to die here.

Jeez, I can't let you.

What?

You are the person that my friend, Eun Chae, values the most.

So I can't let you.

What do you mean?

My friend Eun Chae thinks of you as her own blood.

So don't hang out with a bad girl like me

and date a really nice girl, okay?

I'm going to die here!

I'm really going to just die here!

Hey, Choi Yoon!

Hey, Choi Yoon!

Choi Yoon!

What in the... Choi Yoon!

Choi Yoon!

Choi Yoon! Yoon!

Hey, Min Joo!

Choi Yoon!

Are you going to sleep here?

You don't have a home?

What in the... Mom! Mom!

Wake up. Wake up, Mister!

Danny, how you going, mate?

Who's your girlfriend?

Get out of here.

All right, mate. Cool.

My goodness...

Hey! I have a husband!

I'm married! I even have a kid!

Just sleep.

If you don't want to die, that is.

You okay?

You all right?

Are you awake now?

Jeez, this is so embarrassing.

I'm going to do that again later!

I'm going to put my head into the sand and die!

I'm going to drink all of the water in the ocean and die!

I definitely warned you.

I definitely did.

Hey, this is my bag.

[Get a grip, little girl.]

The color...

It sucks.

It sucks.

Give it to me.

You're a man and you can't even shave?

Like this, smoothly.

Slowly, you push it away.

All right, I'll do it. Give it to me.

No! I'm going to do everything for you.

You stay still, okay?

I'm going to comb your hair for you.

And dress you.

I'll do everything for you, baby.

Hey!

Come here!

Wait, hold on, spare me!

Stop it!

Gosh, really!

Where's the bride?

I don't know! Who are you?

Where is the bride? I was told that she was here!

How did you get in here?

Is that you, Moo Hyuk?

I finished the kimchi.

What?

The kimchi!

Why didn't you make a new batch?

Oh, that? Sorry, I forgot.

I was so busy, you know?

Let's go home.

Why?

To make kimchi!

What?

Make some kimchi for me and let's get married.

Hurry up and come out.

Go to a Korean store and buy some.

I'm not eating anyone else's kimchi!

How do I look, Moo Hyuk?

Do I look pretty?

Why do you look like that?

I even sent you a new suit.

Didn't it get to you?

Moo Hyuk!

Hey, Moo Hyuk!

Wait! Wait a second!

Hey!

Hey! Let me go!

Hey!

Let go!

Hey, Moo Hyuk!

Moo Hyuk!

My husband, Jason... He's a scary guy.

Didn't I tell you that he's part of a gang

that killed countless people?

Hurry up and turn the car around.

Stop joking around, huh?

Let's go back to our country.

What?

Let's go back to Korea.

Let's live there.

I'm sure there's a way there.

I'm sure we can live well there.

If we just go there...

Turn the car around! I'm late for my wedding!

Let's go back to our country!

This is our country!

Let's go back to our country!

Danny, please! I'm sorry, okay?

It's my fault! It's my fault that I taught you how to speak Korean!

I'm sorry!

Let's just die then!

If we can't live together, let's die together!

Moo Hyuk...

If we are ever born again...

I'm going to be born rich!

I'm going to be a richer man than Jason!

I'll make you happier than ever!

Moo Hyuk!

Moo Hyuk, what's wrong with you?

Calm down!

Pray if you want to.

For the last time.

Moo Hyuk, Moo Hyuk, what's wrong with you?

Calm down!

Here we go then.

I'll see you on the other side.

No... No!

No!

No!

- South Korea! - Okay, passenger name?

Song Eun Chae!

Wow, it's Kang Min Joo!

- Whoa, she's so pretty! - It's Kang Min Joo!

She's so pretty!

Will you take a picture with me?

Moo Hyuk, what's wrong with you? Drive slowly!

Jason!

- Where were you? - I'm sorry. Are you mad?

You all right?

I'm sorry, honey. It's okay.

Let's go.

This tastes so cheesy.

I want some kimchi.

Jason! Oh my god!

Moo Hyuk!

Moo Hyuk!

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