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Hey! Hello!
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Hi! Oh, my God! Hi!
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Hi!
How are you?
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I'm good-- how are you?
How are the kids?
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Still just the one, Amelia,
but she's great.
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How are you?
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I am good. Still doing
the drive to Glendale.
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Are you serious?
The worst.
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Yes!
You look amazing.
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You look amazing.
How far along are you?
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I am six months.
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I'm just trying
to keep it all together.
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Wow! You are killing it.
Thank you.
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Hey, whatever happened
with your school stuff?
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Did you get it
all figured out?
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Oh, you mean Amelia's
school stuff?
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Yea--
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You know what?
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I thought you were
someone else.
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Oh, my God,
thank God you said that.
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I literally had no idea
who you were.
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I am so--
No, I'm so-- oh!
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Okay.
But it was pleasant to meet you.
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Yes.
Have a nice... day.
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Well, thank you
for the hug, by the way.
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*
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So, I am officially
a free woman this weekend.
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Oh, yeah?
Mike finally left you, huh?
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No, sorry,
put your dick away.
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Is my dick out?
Yeah.
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What the [bleep]?
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I am not a single woman,
I'm just single this weekend.
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Oh, rest assured,
if you were a single woman...
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Yeah.
...my dick could not be less
enthused by that news.
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Hmm... I can make it
listen to the news.
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Mike has to go out of town
with clients on Saturday
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and it happens to coincide with
Amelia's Grammy vacation, so...
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Oh, no! She's blowing off
the Grammy's this year?
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[chuckling]
Granny vacation.
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This is going to be
the first time
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that I've been alone in my home
since Amelia was born.
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[vocalizing sexy song]
* Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba...
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* Unh-unh, unh-unh, unh unh
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I don't know what
you're so excited about.
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I'm alone all the time,
it sucks.
Don't marsh my mellow.
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I'd rather you not do that.
Really? Yeah.
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Ooh, you know what?
It's Lon Wagner's birthday
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on Saturday night if you
want to come with me.
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Lon's birthday?
Yeah.
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Why wasn't I invited
in the first place?
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Oh, uh, you have a kid,
so you're dead to everybody.
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I have one child.
I leave the house.
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This stuff's happening
all the time, isn't it?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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We do brunch every Sunday,
we have game nights.
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Oh, what?
We did a ski vacation
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this winter, although
we did very little skiing,
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we mostly just drank
and partied.
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I love all of those things.
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I still want to be
part of the group.
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Oh, no, not interested.
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I hate you.
What time on Saturday?
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9:30.
9:30?
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Yeah, that's very early.
Your reaction is too big.
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Normally I would tell you
to go [bleep] yourself,
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but I can
sleep in on Sunday,
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so maybe just make love
to yourself.
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I feel bad for
this guy, you know?
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Yeah, it's not as
cut and dried as it appears.
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What does that mean?
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He only ever asks women
to help him,
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and then he rubs up on them.
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I have seen him
get major side boob.
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The guy is a perv.
The guy just needs
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to go to the bathroom, Andrea.
Really?
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I'm sure he just needs
somebody to help him.
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Okay, well, he's looking
for a friend right now.
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Why don't you offer
to help him?
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Okay, sure.
Here we go.
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Hey, excuse me, do you need help
finding the bathroom?
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I'm good.
You sure?
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I'm headed that way.
Happy to help you.
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No, thanks.
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Oh, I'm on my way there,
I can show you the way.
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Okay, thank you very much.
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I got turned around.
Take your time, here we go.
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Yeah, let's go slow.
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Did you see that?
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This guy's a straight up
sexual predator.
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Yes! Thank you!
Whoa!
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That's what I'm saying.
I'm not saying he's not blind,
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but he is definitely
taking advantage
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of women's maternal
instincts to cop a feel.
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I'm starting to see why Garbage
Woman refused to help him.
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I'm starting to think Garbage
Woman might just be... a woman.
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And we can't even say anything
because he's handicapped
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because then we
look like the assholes.
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I mean, he's really making
lemonade out of these lemons.
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I would say he's
kind of making...
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lemonade out of melons?
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Yeah, 'cause, like,
he's coppin' boob feels
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and boobs are sometimes
called melons.
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Jokes are always better
when they need to be explained.
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Explained... you're right.
You're right.
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[growling playful kisses]
Ooh, I'm gonna miss you so much!
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You're gonna turn into a
lollipop by the time Grammy
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gets done with you
and all her treats.
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And you are gonna turn
into a Courtyard Marriott
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from all the rooms
you're gonna stay in...
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[growling playful kisses]
Okay, all right.
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I'm comfortable
with separate but equal.
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Oh, really?
Yeah.
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Okay, well, why don't you
tell that to Rosa Parks,
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see what she thinks.
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You wouldn't
kiss her like that.
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Yeah, I would, but I would just
add kind of like a reach-around.
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Hey!
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What time's your flight?
Ten.
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All right.
Hey, buddy.
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Oh, no, you caught me!
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I'm-- I'm sorry?
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Shorts again.
Right, yeah, well,
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that's your thing, shorts.
Yep.
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I like shorts.
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Okay, I cannot
do this anymore,
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I literally cannot say
the word "shorts" again.
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How hard is it
to say "shorts"?
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Surprisingly hard.
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Do you know that
sometimes I see him out there,
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I hide in our house to avoid
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some sort of chance chat
about shorts?
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I am now officially a prisoner
in my own home, okay?
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We may have to move.
Mommy, if you don't like
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something that someone is
saying, you should tell them.
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You know what?
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That is totally right.
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I should think about that,
I'll think about that next time.
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You're a smart lady.
All right, be good for Grammy.
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Actually, what do I care?
Be a maniac.
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Call me when you land.
Enjoy your weekend alone.
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It does feel
a little weird
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to being left here
without you guys.
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Well, you can still
come with me if you want.
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No, no, I'm good,
I'm good, I'm good.
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I need to get comfortable
with being alone,
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you're not gonna
be around forever.
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You say that right before
I get on a plane, huh?
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I just-- I want you to know
that I'm gonna be okay.
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I know you're
worried about that.
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I'll be totally fine
if you die.
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Bye!
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Bye, Smooch!
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[birds chirping]
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*
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[doorbell rings]
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[phone buzzing]
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Hello?
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[Mike on phone]
Hi.
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Hi.
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Sounds like you had
a good day.
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Oh... I had a great day.
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Yeah? Get everything
you wanted to get done?
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Not only did I get it
all done,
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most of it
was achieved pants-less.
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Oh, wow, tell me more about
how you spent the day naked.
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Oh, no, no, no, not naked,
dressed on top.
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Just pants-less...
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sometimes with a shoe.
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That's weird.
Yeah, very weird.
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Well, that just seems
uncomfortable and unhygienic.
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We have leather furniture.
We sure do.
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It was a little like
duct tape on a carpet.
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What?
You got it.
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Unfortunately, I think
I might've got it,
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and I'm grossed out.
Yeah, then you got it.
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What time's Lon's party?
[groaning] 9:30.
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Did you know that
a lot of my old friends
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have a very active social life
that I am not party to
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just because I spawned a child?
Yeah, well,
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most of them aren't married,
they don't have kids,
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they don't have
obligations, so, you know,
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they hang out.
Yeah, but I can hang out
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some of the time.
Right, tonight.
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Oh, yeah, I anticipate it
being a very late night.
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You're not driving,
are you?
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No, Ub City.
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Sorry?
I was just saying
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"Uber" in an adorable way.
Oh, got it.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Siri, text Kyle.
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[phone beeps]
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Waiting for Ub City, comma,
on my way, exclamation mark.
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Poop emoji.
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[phone dings]
Caught me again.
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Nighttime shorts.
Oh, my...
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I'm gonna be honest, they look
a lot like your daytime shorts.
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Because they're
the same shorts.
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[laughs]
You know what I realized?
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I, actually, I don't
even know your name.
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I'm Andrea.
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Oh, it's Sandy.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah, it's terrible,
just call me Shorts Guy.
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You know what, that's actually
what I wanted to talk
to you about.
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I was thinking-- and I'm sure
you would agree with me--
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that maybe we have... run
the shorts bit into the ground.
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Oh, uh, I thought
that was sort of our thing.
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Oh... it has been our thing,
and it's been fun.
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I just was thinking,
you know, to be honest,
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one grownup to another...
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It was starting
to just get to be a lot.
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Is it really that hard
to say "shorts"?
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It felt hard?
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But now... less so.
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That's actually
my Uber, um...
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Not great timing,
I apologize.
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Anyway, Sandy,
so nice to meet you,
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officially, and,
you know what?
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We'll continue this and,
um, have a great night and--
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whatever you're doing.
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I'm going to Baskin-Robbins.
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I love ice cream.
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Again, I'm, I'm...
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You're great-- bye!
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[Andrea]
I feel like I'm at one
with my neighbors
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when I'm on
the NextDoor website.
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Yo!
There we go.
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I am obsessed with NextDoor.
Three.
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That's good, all right,
I'll take that.
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It's like everybody
on there is missing a dog.
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I'm convinced there's
a dog serial killer
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in my neighborhood.
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My NextDoor is all
"Mysterious Men in Hoodies".
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Oh, yeah, on mine there
was poor, sad woman
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who was looking for a
gynecologist recommendation.
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No!
No!
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Yeah, she literally had
no one to talk to
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except an open
neighborhood forum.
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Save that shit for Yelp.
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Uh, I, I have to say--
I found my gynecologist
on Trip Advisor.
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Last night I reached out to my
neighbor, Rose L., in need,
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and let her know
that I was recommending
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my gynecologist,
Dr. Sapkin.
244
00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,959
Ugh.
You're pronouncing that wrong.
245
00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:27,260
I think it's...
[whining] "Sap-kin".
246
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:30,330
Dr. Sapkin,
I have a discharge.
247
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:34,034
The a problem with your
vulva is a distension.
248
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,836
None of you know
Dr. Sapkin.
249
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,137
Dr. Sapkin?
Poor Dr. Sapkin.
250
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,306
Dr. Sapkin has
a very sensual touch.
251
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,675
Oh, really?
You can't even tell if
Dr. Sapkin is wearing gloves.
252
00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:42,710
That's not a good sign.
That's-- yeah!
253
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:43,811
I got two!
Two!
254
00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,178
Whoo!
Whoa!
255
00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:46,880
That's 12,
that's the highest.
256
00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,615
That means Corinne,
you get to dare him.
257
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,818
Okay, yeah, oh, shit...
Come on.
258
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,619
I'm not good at
thinking of good dares.
259
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,987
I got-- do you mind?
I have one.
260
00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,956
Okay.
All right, Kyle...
261
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,624
you can keep
your underwear on--
262
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,627
let me rephrase that-- you have
to keep your underwear on.
263
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:04,497
You gotta put on Corinne's
tights and then pull them up
264
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:07,300
as high as you can-- take your
top off, go in the other room,
265
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:10,337
come back, give all of us
heartfelt compliments.
266
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,705
Oh, that's a nice one.
267
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:14,041
I feel like this is
more like a dare for me.
268
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,209
Quality time in the other room
will be exciting.
269
00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,311
Am I allowed to sniff them
before I put them on?
270
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,080
Yes, that's part of the dare.
Cool.
271
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,515
And then you have to guess
what she had for breakfast.
272
00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:23,717
You see, this is
what we miss.
273
00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,252
We miss this
unadulterated vulgarity
274
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,686
when you're not around.
275
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,556
Well, then why did you ass-cocks
stop inviting me to stuff?
276
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,892
Uh, because you're
a mom, you got babies
277
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,360
and you gotta change
diapers, right?
278
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:34,895
My child is five.
279
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,529
Wow, you have an old baby.
280
00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:39,699
Old baby? And by the way,
just because I have a baby,
281
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,401
it's not a disease, okay?
282
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,904
I mean, yes, obviously
I have genital herpes,
283
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,673
but that is not gonna
keep me from events
284
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,842
like celebrating Lon
getting closer to death.
285
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,677
Well, we are gonna
go to Vegas next week
286
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,747
and see Beatles' "Love" for the
tenth time-- do you wanna come?
287
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,248
It's better every time.
Bring your herpes.
288
00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,717
You guys, that's where
my herpes was born.
289
00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,552
Ohh...
Ohh...
290
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:02,022
And to see what a beautiful
herpes it's grown up to become.
291
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,291
Oh, my... you saw this?
292
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,625
I could say I don't
even notice it.
293
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,094
Just invite me to shit.
294
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,096
I'll add you to the text chain.
Thank you.
295
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:12,199
Oh, here we go.
[laughing]
296
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:15,102
By the way,
I'm a little aroused.
297
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,070
Now, for some compliments.
All right.
298
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:20,473
Todd, fella, you always bring
a smile to everyone's face.
299
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:25,612
Corinne, your hair looks done,
but not over-done or too done.
300
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:26,713
You look beautiful.
Thank you.
301
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,548
Lon, you smell so nice.
302
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,750
Sometimes when I get home my
shirts still smell like you
303
00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:31,751
and it makes me happy.
Sandalwood.
304
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,120
Nice.
305
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:36,056
Andrea... Andrea,
you're a monster,
306
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,058
a horrible,
horrible monster,
307
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,592
and I mean that
from the bottom of my heart.
308
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:42,963
The heart behind that
sort of exposed areola?
309
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:45,065
No, the heart that is
my butthole.
310
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,600
[all singing]
* Show us your heart butthole
311
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,336
[Andrea]
You know what they say,
312
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:53,106
if you show enough people your
demo tape, it's, it's all right.
313
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,808
Great, thanks, this is me.
314
00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:57,811
Well, thank you so much.
Have a great night.
315
00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,179
[metallic clatter to ground]
Oh, shit.
316
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,314
Are you okay?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh,
317
00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,083
I think I just...
318
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,517
I think I just
dropped something.
319
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,453
I don't think it's
anything important.
320
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,688
You know what, I think it was
just a lipstick, I'm good.
321
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:11,324
It sounded like a key.
322
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:14,527
You know what, it, it act-- it
did sound a little like a key.
323
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,930
Um, either way, my husband,
you know what,
324
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,531
he's home,
so he'll let me in.
325
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,000
So I'm all good, thanks.
326
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,634
Do you think your
husband's up this late?
327
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:25,505
Uh, if he's not up, then my son,
Alan, will definitely be up.
328
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:29,209
He's an archer,
he's in archery and...
329
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:32,345
Archery?
You know, evidently he can shoot
pretty far, like 200 meters.
330
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,847
People say he should be
a sniper,
331
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,348
but it's not even like...
332
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,784
not the world I want
my son to live in, but um,
333
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:38,852
you know what,
thank you so much,
334
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,620
I had such a good night.
335
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,689
You're welcome.
And good luck with
all the music stuff.
336
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,024
You're great.
Okay, well,
337
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,993
have a good night.
338
00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:56,236
[beeping]
339
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,540
[siren wailing]
340
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,876
Jesus!
[bleep]
341
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:06,179
[beeping]
342
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:09,416
[phone ringing]
Come on.
343
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,251
[beep]
Hello?
344
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,186
Hello, this is BPA Security
calling in response
345
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,088
to an alarm
at this address.
346
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:18,058
Is everything okay?
Yes, I accidentally set it off.
347
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,193
I put the code in,
it's not taking it.
348
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,495
Okay, we can help you with that.
I just need your password.
349
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:26,866
Shit! Um, I mean, the password
obviously is not "shit".
350
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:31,571
It's um, oh, it's my mom's
maiden name, Caputo!
351
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,406
No, I'm sorry.
352
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:37,077
Oh, my brother set it up, it's
his lizard growing up, Leonardo.
353
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,578
No.
Michelangelo?
354
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,413
Closer but no.
"Closer"?
355
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,415
I know it's a Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtle,
356
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,450
what's the other one?
357
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:44,851
The one that starts
with an R.
358
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,854
Ruh, Ruh... R...
359
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:51,291
Raph... Raphael!
360
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,859
Raphael! Raphael!
It's Raphael!
361
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,294
Yes, that is
the correct password,
362
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,762
please make a note of it.
363
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,097
[siren stops, Andrea sighs]
364
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,398
Oh, my God, thank God.
365
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,533
I have no idea
why it even went off.
366
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,735
Well, you have to bypass
the motion sensors
367
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,071
while you're at home now.
368
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,872
Oh, okay,
how do I do that?
369
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,241
I'm afraid you're going to have
to talk to tech support.
370
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,043
Oh, great,
can you connect me?
371
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,112
I can, during regular
business hours.
372
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,281
Okay, well, I'll be dead
by then, so, um,
373
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:15,782
thank you so much
for your help.
374
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:18,318
Okay, have a good night.
You too.
375
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:26,593
[sighing]
376
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,561
[beep, phone ringing]
377
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,763
Hey, what's up?
Hey, are you busy? Sorry.
378
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,232
Nah, give it to me.
379
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,667
Uh, so, I was getting
out of my Uber tonight
380
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:38,105
and I may have accidentally
dropped my key in his backseat,
381
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,639
but I don't have anything
to worry about, right?
382
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:42,809
You 100% need to worry--
you are about to be murdered.
383
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,144
Kyle, seriously,
don't say that.
384
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,146
The guy knows
where you live, Andrea.
385
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,581
He's got the key to your house,
he knows that you're weak,
386
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,984
he saw your body and knows
you have no muscle mass,
387
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,485
he knows you're alone.
388
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,154
You're [bleep].
First of all, he doesn't know
389
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,822
I'm alone, okay?
Because I did a whole thing
390
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:58,458
where I made it seem like Mike
was home and my grown son,
391
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,994
Alan, who is heavily
into archery.
392
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,762
First of all,
he didn't believe any of that.
393
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,497
You're a terrible,
terrible actor.
394
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,099
You didn't see
the performance.
395
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,867
I don't have to have seen
the performance,
396
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,336
I've seen you try
and act before.
397
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:12,139
It's awful!
I played it very subtly, okay?
398
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,506
Where are you,
like, right now?
399
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,375
I'm outside.
I'm just looking to see
400
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,111
if maybe, like, the key dropped
on the ground or something.
401
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,346
You're outside!
402
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,613
Oh, my God,
what are you doing?
403
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,115
You're just there
presenting yourself.
404
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,550
This is not funny, Kyle,
405
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,952
I'm actually really
freaked out right now.
406
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,521
I left my key
in a stranger's car.
407
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:31,024
Fine, if you want,
I can come over there
408
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:32,659
to help you avoid
getting murdered.
409
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,028
Yes, please, that would be
very nice, thank you.
410
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,696
Who's getting murdered?
411
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,998
[grunts]
My friend Andrea.
412
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:41,968
Are you with a girl?
Uh, yeah, why?
413
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,870
Oh, my God, Kyle,
that is so rude!
414
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:46,539
Why would you pick up the phone
if you're there with a girl?
415
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:49,542
No, I mean, we were done...
first round.
416
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,711
You're not leaving
your date there alone, Kyle.
417
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,646
She took an Uber, so I can
get her an Uber back.
418
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,749
Hey, maybe your key will be in
the Uber, wouldn't that be cool?
419
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:57,850
That's a movie.
420
00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,386
Okay, she's hungry.
421
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,254
We're gonna go get
some late night grub,
422
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:03,022
if you know what I mean.
423
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,891
Yes, I know what you mean
because you've said it clearly,
424
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,393
it's not a double entendre.
425
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,728
If you need anything,
I'm here, though, okay?
426
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,730
Bye.
427
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:13,032
[dog barking]
428
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:30,917
Dear NextDoor
Valley Glen, comma.
429
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:35,021
It's four A, period, M, period,
and I am very scared
430
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:39,226
to be alone in my house,
exclamation mark.
431
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:42,962
I left my housekey in the back
of an Uber driven by Rob
432
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:46,233
in a Toyota Tercel, comma.
433
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:49,136
I just want someone
to know what has happened
434
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:52,772
in case I do not make it
through the night,
435
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:57,644
ellipsis, exclamation mark.
436
00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,480
Exclamation mark.
437
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,182
[beep]
438
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,261
[birds chirping]
439
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,934
[screaming]
Ahh!
440
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,770
Jesus Christ!
It's me! It's me!
441
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,004
Jesus!
It's me.
442
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,906
I called you
15 times last night!
443
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,741
Why did you not
call me back?
444
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,977
What were you doing?
I was sleeping.
445
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,846
You were calling me from
two to five in the morning.
446
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,448
Right, right,
oh, [bleep].
447
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:36,949
What did you think
happened to me?
448
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:39,186
Honestly, I thought
you were dead, okay?
449
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:42,422
I thought I was now a single
mother, raising our child alone.
450
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,524
Not for one second did you think
I was having an affair?
451
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,193
No.
452
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,761
I know I joke a lot about you
not being around forever,
453
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,330
but, I mean,
I'll be honest,
454
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:53,032
I thought I had a few more
years of us together.
455
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:56,169
Thanks.
I slept in my contacts.
456
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,870
Ah, there.
Well, I guess Uber driver
457
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,106
didn't show up,
so we're both still alive.
458
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,141
Or Rob is just really smart
and knows better
459
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:05,011
than to come back
the same day he gets my key.
460
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,446
Who's Rob?
The Uber driver.
461
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,147
Oh.
Just 'cause Rob didn't come back
462
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,882
last night doesn't mean
he's not coming back.
463
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,385
He's probably just biding his
time until we become complacent,
464
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:15,288
or he probably sold it on the
black market to, you know,
465
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,056
for thousands of dollars,
and now the person
466
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,391
who's actually
coming to get us,
467
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:19,959
we don't even know
what they look like,
468
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,394
or he made a replica
of our key--
469
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:23,896
the point is, there is
legitimately not a world
470
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,865
where we will ever feel safe
in this house again.
471
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:31,204
Or we could just change the
locks, which is like 60 bucks.
472
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:33,540
Okay, I mean, yeah,
I guess we can do that.
473
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:37,544
I mean, you know, if you want
to be a pussy about it.
474
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,880
Yeah, mom, we'll be there
very soon, okay?
475
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,483
My mom said that Amelia only
slept four hours last night
476
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,753
and is currently crying
over the concept of wind.
477
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,187
[text alerts beeping]
478
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,589
You are blowing up.
What's going on?
479
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,057
Oh, it's just everyone
from last night
480
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,559
had brunch together
this morning.
481
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,362
I was supposed to be there.
Bummed I missed it.
482
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,863
It's nice
they're including you.
483
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,197
Well, I kind of told them
they had to,
484
00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,999
so it wasn't
really that nice.
485
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,268
That tracks.
But we're all having drinks
486
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:04,271
on Wednesday night,
so that will be fun.
487
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,606
Probably just go after
I put Amelia to bed.
488
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,442
Oh, shit, I forgot
that I have to do pajama day
489
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:12,279
early on Thursday morning
at Amelia's school.
490
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:15,248
Ugh, maybe I can't
do that on Wednesday then.
491
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:18,117
[text alerts beeping]
492
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,352
Now they're all
heading to Todd's house
493
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,754
to hang by the pool
for the day.
494
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,122
I don't think
I'm making that.
495
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,624
[text alerts beeping]
496
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,359
Oh, you're shitting me!
497
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,795
How do they live like this?
498
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:31,798
Oh, do I want to see
a movie at nine?
499
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:35,402
Yeah, I would love to, except
it's Sunday night and it's nine.
500
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,637
[doorbell rings,
text alerts continue]
501
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,206
Who is it?
It's Adam from down the street.
502
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,941
Adam, what's going on?
503
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,243
Nothing much, I'm just checking
in on you-- are you good?
504
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:45,578
Yeah, I'm good.
Great.
505
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:46,813
Hey, Andrea.
506
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,316
Hi, Adam, how are you?
I'm good.
507
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,618
Well, you sounded
pretty scared last night.
508
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,052
Glad you're okay.
509
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,421
I'll see you around.
510
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,955
Okay, thanks.
511
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,395
What the hell is that?
512
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:05,498
Well, when you refused
to call me back last night,
513
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:10,570
I may have posted a slightly
worried message on NextDoor...
514
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,639
Okay.
515
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:15,107
...as you.
Oh, my God, you posted as me?
516
00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:17,009
Why?
Well, because when I signed up,
517
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:20,012
I didn't want to register under
my name because I'm Google-able.
518
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,415
Well, so am I.
True...
519
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,916
But I will say,
I think this is actually
520
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,418
going to be good for you
521
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:28,355
because people really respond
to your vulnerable side.
522
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,022
Oh, boy.
Because you really
a lot of times
523
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:31,691
put on sort of a very...
524
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,360
...not cold exterior...
Okay, oh, my God.
525
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,194
...but just sort of
hard to break through.
526
00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:36,696
What did "I" say?
527
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:40,266
You were just scared
to be alone in the house.
528
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:44,270
I will admit you used quite
a few exclamation marks.
529
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,705
Did I in any way
come across
530
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,674
like I could handle
the situation?
531
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:50,276
You did not think you would
live through the night.
532
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,346
But you have contributed
a lot of other good things
533
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,181
to the site, I promise.
534
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:57,049
Just the other day you
recommended
535
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:58,985
a fabulous gynecologist,
536
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:01,220
so you're doing
good stuff.
537
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,690
I look forward to never
talking to our neighbors again.
538
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,124
Well, they're still
cool with me,
539
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,659
so I'll keep you
in the loop.
540
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:09,996
I think we should keep
the act break
541
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,364
at the bottom of nine still.
542
00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:13,800
Sure, sounds good.
[text alerts beeping]
543
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,636
[laughing]
544
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,738
[text alerts beeping]
545
00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,507
Did you mute the text chain?
546
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,108
No.
547
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:29,215
Busted.
548
00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:31,150
Okay, you...
you don't need...
549
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,486
No... [mock laughs] you don't
need to look so smug.
550
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,588
Yes, I got off a text chain.
551
00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:38,157
You didn't find
Osama Bin Laden.
552
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,859
No, of course I didn't,
it's 2017,
553
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:42,395
they found him many years ago.
I know.
554
00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:44,431
You're dumb,
your face the dumb, I win.
555
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,065
Listen, I had to get off
the text chain
556
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:48,100
because it was
making me feel shitty
557
00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:50,670
knowing you guys
were constantly having fun.
558
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,039
I realized that I am very
comfortable really living
559
00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:55,542
in a bubble where I believe that
everybody's given up brunch,
560
00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:57,510
that just sits in me well.
561
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,211
The good news is
we can talk about you now.
562
00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:02,449
Oh, can we also talk about
the 42 texts about a brunch?
563
00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:04,216
That, that is crazy.
564
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:07,019
How do you guys get
anything else done?
565
00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,088
We don't.
Okay, now it's
all coming together.
566
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,690
Let me get a refill.
You need anything?
567
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,291
Yeah, I'll take
a refill, thank you.
568
00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:18,898
[cane clicking]
569
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:22,068
Excuse me, do you know
where the bathroom is?
570
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:24,336
Excuse me?
571
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:28,775
I can help you.
572
00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:32,044
Oh, thank you very much.
573
00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:34,280
Oh, your skin is so soft.
574
00:23:34,313 --> 00:23:35,381
Are you young?
575
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,283
Um, yeah.
576
00:23:37,316 --> 00:23:38,585
Thanks.
577
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:43,055
I know that probably
didn't look great, but--
578
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:46,025
Yeah, welcome to being
a Garbage Person.
579
00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:51,397
That's fair.
I'll take that.
580
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:55,635
I didn't know that you heard,
heard that part.
581
00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:57,103
I did.
582
00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:58,571
Someone should
say something.
583
00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:00,773
Someone should.
584
00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:03,175
I'm probably not going to be
the person who says something.
585
00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:04,944
I probably won't either.
586
00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:08,047
Got everything?
I think so.
587
00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:11,918
Oh, there's your buddy.
588
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,853
Oh, hey, Sandy!
Good morning.
589
00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:15,387
How are you?
590
00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:23,162
Oh, my God! Pants!
Pants.
591
00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:27,534
We don't have to do this.
592
00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:29,301
Okay.
593
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,577
That was tough to watch.
Yeah.
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