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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,033 Edited at https://subtitletools.com 2 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:37,202 [Car Horns Honking] 3 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:40,535 Hey, man, this is bullshit, man. 4 00:00:40,607 --> 00:00:42,541 Yeah, bullshit. 5 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:44,543 I know, but it‘s still bullshit, man. 6 00:00:44,611 --> 00:00:46,545 Well, what can you do, man? 7 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:50,572 I don‘t know. Just be cool, man. 8 00:00:50,650 --> 00:00:54,177 — I‘m cool. You be cool. — I‘m cool. Youjust be cool. 9 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,991 And don‘t look at that dude either. 10 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:02,790 This is bullshit, man. Just act—— Just act real cool. 11 00:01:02,862 --> 00:01:04,796 Just act like you‘re a garbageman. I know. 12 00:01:04,864 --> 00:01:06,798 Just be cool when you walk by this place. 13 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:09,198 You know,just be like—— look like we‘re emptying trash. 14 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:11,203 [Whistling] 15 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:20,545 Go ahead, man. Doyourthing. 16 00:01:20,613 --> 00:01:24,014 [1152‘ watch the dude. I’m watch/n’h/m man. 17 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,678 He ’5 too bus y wa tch/‘n ’ his money. He a/n ’t gonna watch us. 18 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,687 Hey, how you doin‘, mama? 19 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:33,617 Suck, suck. 20 00:01:33,693 --> 00:01:36,025 — Hey, man. — [ Spitting Gagging] 21 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:39,532 Hey, what are you doing? Aw, this tastes like shit. 22 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:41,863 I gotta go to work, man, with these clothes. Be cool, man. 23 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:47,572 [ Car Engine Starting] 24 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:52,543 ,‘,‘ [Cheech Singing, Ind/'stinct] 25 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:55,172 [Whistling] 26 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:57,375 /5 that enough? 27 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,251 Okay, you got it. 28 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:05,314 Hey, man, watch out. Hey, don‘t spill it, man. 29 00:02:05,391 --> 00:02:07,359 Oh, shit. Just leave it there. 30 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:10,555 Leave the fuckin‘ hose! Come on. Let‘s go. Shh! 31 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:12,757 Hey, man, watch out. You‘re spillin‘ it all over me. Shit. 32 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:16,268 You‘re spillin‘ it all over me. Oh, shit. 33 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:19,271 Okay, be cool, be cool. Okay, be cool. 34 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:22,740 Just keep walkin‘, man. Don‘t even look at him, okay? 35 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,209 Oh, he‘s lookin‘, man. He‘s not lookin‘, man. Just keep walkin‘. 36 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:27,769 It‘s killin‘ my hand. Well,just keep walkin‘. 37 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:31,613 It‘s killin‘ my hand. Hey, man, you‘re gettin‘ it all—— 38 00:02:31,684 --> 00:02:34,380 Don‘t rock. Just be cool with it. 39 00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:37,287 I‘m fucked up being cool. You‘re spillin‘ that shit all over the place. 40 00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:39,291 Well, here, it‘s spillin‘you. Look at that. 41 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:42,726 Why‘d you ﬁll it up so high? Hey, ladies. 42 00:02:42,795 --> 00:02:46,026 Damn.jesus Christ. 43 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:48,033 Let me get in here. So goddamn heavy. 44 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:50,695 Why do we deal with this anyways? Shit. 45 00:02:50,770 --> 00:02:53,034 Put it down, put it down. Set it down. 46 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:56,200 [Sighs] How do you open this thing? Right here. 47 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:58,210 Where? 48 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:00,212 Ow, ow, ow, geez. 49 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:05,409 We need a funnel. Funnel? 50 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:07,578 Oh, fuckit. Let‘sjust pourit in. Pour it in? 51 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:11,090 Yeah. Pourit in very carefully. Get it up real high. 52 00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:13,125 [Grunting] Don‘t spill it. 53 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:16,390 Oh, man, you‘re fuckin‘ spillin‘ it all over. 54 00:03:16,462 --> 00:03:18,657 Come on. Shit. Where did I spill it? 55 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:20,756 There. 56 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:23,063 Careful. Careful, man. Oh, fuckin‘ garbage. 57 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:27,402 Careful. Why didn‘t you clean this thing out before you got it? 58 00:03:27,473 --> 00:03:29,407 I had to go in the alley. 59 00:03:29,475 --> 00:03:32,103 Jesus Christ. Okay, that‘s enough, that‘s enough. 60 00:03:32,178 --> 00:03:35,909 Well, get all ofit, man. Didn‘t carryit around for nothing. 61 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:38,542 Okay, that‘s good. I‘m gonna be late for work. 62 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:40,609 Shit! Look at this. 63 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:43,315 Come on. Let’sgo. Yeah, okay. Hold on, man. 64 00:03:45,024 --> 00:03:47,458 [Groaning] 65 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:50,018 Man, that‘s a smelly gasoline. 66 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:53,031 Shit. That‘s an improvement, man. Come on. Let‘s blow this. 67 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:55,624 [ Engine Re Wing] 68 00:04:00,506 --> 00:04:04,237 Hey, way to go, Parnel/i. Hey, relax, Holmes, I got it. 69 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:07,802 — Hey, come on. Slow down, man. — Hey, Holmes, lay back. 70 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,610 You‘re supposed to be a low rider, man. We‘re supposed to be cruisin‘. 71 00:04:10,683 --> 00:04:12,947 Sit back and cruise, ese. 72 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:15,044 You‘re driving like an idiot, man. 73 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:17,817 Oh, I just can‘t get used to this automatic, man. 74 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:21,621 Yeah, well, they are complicated, aren‘t they? Yeah. 75 00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:24,492 Remember: “D“ is that way. That way? 76 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:27,863 [Chuckling] Hey, relax, Holmes. 77 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,868 Relax? Yeah. 78 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,870 Yeah, I better relax. 79 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:35,032 Oh, shit, I‘m gonna be late forwork again. 80 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:38,544 That‘s the ﬁfth time I‘ve been late this week. It‘s only Tuesday, man. 81 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:41,011 Why don‘t you quit that lamejob? 82 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,674 Hey, man, | wish I could, man. 83 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:47,948 |f| quit, the whole place would fall apart without me. I‘m needed there, man. 84 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:50,956 Responsibility is a heavy responsibility, man. 85 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:55,854 Hey, I got it. Why don‘t you get a job, man? 86 00:04:55,928 --> 00:04:58,294 Hey, I’m serious, man. 87 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:01,162 I had ajob for over six weeks now, man. 88 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:04,135 Hey, listen, man. I already got ajob. Yeah? 89 00:05:04,203 --> 00:05:06,137 What‘s yourjob, man? Rollin‘ dope? 90 00:05:06,205 --> 00:05:09,641 Yeah. At least it‘s steady work, man. 91 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:12,143 [ L aughing] 5 ome thing you ’re good at, man. 92 00:05:12,211 --> 00:05:15,578 Hey, I’m serious, man. You ’re supposed to be se//in ’ that dope, not smokin’it. 93 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,582 We haven‘t even paid for ityet. 94 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:20,084 I‘m sellin‘ it. Yeah, you’re se//in’it. 95 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,485 Hey, listen, I sold two lids last night. How‘s that? 96 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:26,150 Oh,yeah? All right, Holmes. 97 00:05:26,225 --> 00:05:28,420 — Who‘d you sell ‘em to? — Me. 98 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:31,588 Oh, man, shit. 99 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:33,757 Man, we‘re gonna starve to death, man. 100 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:37,030 No, not with me, man. I‘m a good customer. 101 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:39,037 Oh, man. God, dog. 102 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:42,438 I did, man. |—| got a thing. You know what I‘m gonna do? 103 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:44,442 What? I ﬁgure it this way. 104 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,842 Dope‘s gonna be legal in a few years, you know? Yeah. 105 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:48,847 Then—— 106 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:52,373 Then, I‘ll be, you know—— It‘ll be a legitimatejob, you know? 107 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:54,920 And all these other dudes, you know, that aren ’t ready for it. 108 00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:56,955 They won’t know how to do it, see? 109 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:59,685 Then, like, / 7/ ha i/e a job. Yea h. 110 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:03,092 Yea/7, we 7/ have a job. That‘s good thinkin‘, man. Shit. 111 00:06:03,162 --> 00:06:06,962 If you had another brain it’d die of loneliness, man. 112 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,967 God, it smells in here. 113 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:13,028 — It‘s all this gas. — No, it‘s me. Ijust cut one, man. 114 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:15,233 Oh, cocino. 115 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:18,471 Oh, foxy mama. 116 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:21,570 [ Chong] Oh, man, you’re sick [ Gro w/ing] 117 00:06:21,647 --> 00:06:24,582 — What are you talkin‘ about? — Who you lookin‘ at? 118 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:30,449 A w, not that Aaah. No, man, that chick o ver there. 119 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:33,924 Check out how ﬁne she is. Hey, baby’ 120 00:06:33,993 --> 00:06:36,587 Hey, baby. Come on. Don‘t be stuck—up. 121 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:39,597 Come on. I‘ll clear off a place foryou to sit down. 122 00:06:39,665 --> 00:06:41,599 [Engine Revving, Tires Screeching] 123 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:48,039 [Cheech] Uh—oh, man, be cool 124 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:50,132 What‘s the matter? I got company. 125 00:06:50,209 --> 00:06:53,110 Don‘t turn around. Just look straight ahead. 126 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:55,113 [SirenWailing] 127 00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:07,882 Oh, man. Hey, you got a light, man? 128 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,224 Huh?Yeah. Light? 129 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:12,890 Hey, I don‘t think you better light it in here, man. Why? 130 00:07:12,965 --> 00:07:14,865 All these gas fumes. Oh, man. 131 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,868 I don‘t know. 132 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:22,472 [Coughing] Stop, stop! [Groaning] 133 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:24,476 [Groaning] 134 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:26,637 Hey, what areyou trying to do, kill us, man? 135 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:30,808 Whata ﬂash, huh? Oh, God, I told you not to light that thing. 136 00:07:30,883 --> 00:07:34,250 Well, you‘re the one that cut it, man. Oh, God! 137 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:38,256 Come on. Let‘s get out of here before the cops come, man. Christ, look at us. 138 00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:06,978 Oh, hey, mama. Hey, hey, fella, you need a pass! 139 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:10,216 Oh, I‘m with “The Towering Inferno,” man. 140 00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:12,223 Oh, okay, go ahead. 141 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:18,526 [Man] And / want you a// back on top of boxes. 142 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:20,532 [ Woman] 0kay, everybody, back on top of the boxes. 143 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:23,125 [ Chattering] [ Woman] 0ka y, Brenda fol/o w directions. 144 00:08:23,202 --> 00:08:25,830 Don’t touch the girl 5ysaid don ’t touch the girl 145 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:27,839 Don’t touch the girl Extend the ladies. 146 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:29,898 [ Chattering Continues] 147 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:33,139 Right leg up. Right leg up. One leg up. 148 00:08:33,212 --> 00:08:35,976 Her ass is shiny. We‘ve got a shiny ass over here. 149 00:08:36,048 --> 00:08:37,982 Shiny ass. Will somebody help me up here? 150 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:40,814 Okay, now what‘s gonna happen is you‘re all terriﬁed, 151 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:43,822 and you want Wamba to come and help you, so you scream, “Help me, Wamba!" 152 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:46,620 — Help me, Wamba? — Scream, “Help me, Wamba!" 153 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,592 Help me, Wamba. Scream, scream. "Help me, Wamba!” 154 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:51,061 Help me, Wamba! Please, lose the noise! 155 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:53,064 Lose the noise. Quiet. Help me, Wamba! 156 00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:56,431 — Help me, Wamba. — Help me, Wamba. 157 00:08:56,502 --> 00:08:58,060 Louder! Louder, please! 158 00:08:58,137 --> 00:09:02,073 — Help me, Wamba! — Help me, Wamba! 159 00:09:02,141 --> 00:09:05,008 Help me, Wamba! Okay, ﬁ ne. Let‘s take one. 160 00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:07,011 l ose the noise! 1 ose the noise! 161 00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:09,343 Quiet on the set! Quiet on the set! 162 00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:11,349 Come on. We‘re gonna try one, all right? 163 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:13,248 Let‘s take one. Cue Wamba! 164 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:15,651 Cue Wamba. Quiet on the set 165 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:18,485 All right, this is a take. Marker. All right, this is a take. 166 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,254 Marker. Marker! 167 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:24,091 And action! Action. Action. 168 00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:26,791 Psst, Kim. Kim. 169 00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:33,233 Hold it right there, Ofﬁcer. Don‘t slice those enchiladas. Psst. 170 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:36,537 — Hey, Kim. — [Man] This one’s for me. 171 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:39,806 You lawn mowin’dog chiquita. 172 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:45,078 Come on, you obnoxious little weasel That fuckin’ knife is no match fora .45! 173 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:47,642 What? I need some clothes. 174 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,654 There‘s no way. I‘m too busy. 175 00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:53,123 Oh, come on, baby. Just give me a few things from wardrobe. 176 00:09:53,192 --> 00:09:55,023 Come on. What happened to you? 177 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:57,324 I thought you were supposed to be working. I was. 178 00:09:57,396 --> 00:10:00,729 I was on my way to work, you know, and | wasjust walkin‘ down the street. 179 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,667 I swear to God. I was walkin‘ down. 180 00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:06,534 Then there was this building, and itwas on ﬁre. 181 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,666 I ran up about ﬁve or six steps and rescued a burning baby. 182 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:12,677 I got burning baby all over me, and that‘s what happened to my clothes. 183 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:15,043 So, |ook,just go to wardrobe and get me a few pair of pants. 184 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,878 There‘s no way. Come on.Just gimme a couple things from wardrobe. 185 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:20,145 Meet me on the Mission set in ten minutes. 186 00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:23,052 No. Oh, come on, baby. 187 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,522 I‘ll tellyou a secret. Come here. I‘ll lickyou all over fora dime. 188 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:28,151 Stop. Okay, for free then. 189 00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:30,695 Ten minutes, at the Mission, okay? Come on, please. 190 00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:32,822 Oh, please. I love you so much. 191 00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:34,832 Come on. Ten minutes, okay? 192 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:38,703 [ Moans ] [ Man Shouting] 193 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:45,235 Hey, Cheech? Where‘s that wall I‘m supposed to go crash through? 194 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:48,803 Oh, uh, uh, I think it‘s that one. 195 00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:52,373 Thanks a lot. Yeah, yeah, man. Hey, sure thing, man. 196 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,753 [Screaming] 197 00:10:57,523 --> 00:11:02,222 [Director] What happened? [ Screaming Continues] 198 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:41,389 [Canister Clanging] 199 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,471 [ Dog Barking] 200 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:13,364 [Grunting] 201 00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:16,663 |won‘t stand still for this any longer. I‘m not getting any help from the police. 202 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,499 I‘m not getting any help from our government. 203 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,505 I‘mjust gonna call the Board ofHealth, 204 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:24,600 and they‘ll just exterminate you and that cockroach you live with. 205 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:29,011 Oh! You‘re dirty and ﬁlthy and diseased! 206 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:32,949 We need Dr. S witzer and Dr. Salk to come into this neighborhood.. 207 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,489 Yes! You animal! 208 00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:44,125 Hey, hold it. Where‘s your pass? 209 00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:46,630 Pass? Oh, okay, thanks a lot, man. 210 00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:51,969 [Chattering] ,‘,‘[Rock ’N’Ro/l] 211 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:57,975 [ Engine Re Wing] 212 00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:29,971 J; [ Continues Loudly] 213 00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:31,976 J Hell on wheels J 214 00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:35,040 Jl‘m takin‘ off; JTakin‘ off; 215 00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:37,048 JTakin‘ off; JTakin‘ off; 216 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,554 JWheelin‘ on the freeway; 217 00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:47,285 JWhat a freedom J 218 00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:50,294 , ‘ Hung up ﬂ’om my tailpipe , ‘ 219 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:52,353 ,‘A screamin’he/l,‘ 220 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,365 J On wheels J 221 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:57,425 J Girl, take the chance ifyou wannaJ 222 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,301 ,‘ Ride the wind,‘ 223 00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:04,240 J Now my mates are gonnaJ 224 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:08,610 J Hate to love me In the end J 225 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,946 J Don‘tyou fall in love with me J 226 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:15,418 J Don‘t try to close me in J 227 00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:19,048 ,‘ / will try to get out ofhere,‘ 228 00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:23,322 J Gonna get in the windJ 229 00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:25,920 J Hell on whee/sJ 230 00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:28,296 J /s takin’oﬁ‘J J Takin’oﬁ‘J 231 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,301 J Takin’oﬁ‘J J Takin’oﬁ‘JJ 232 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:54,125 JJ [Cheech Scatting "M y Sharona ”] 233 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,001 J My scrotum J 234 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,004 JJ [ Continues] 235 00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:11,475 J My scrotum JJ 236 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,847 [ Ampliﬁed ! oud/y] 237 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:25,189 [! oud Distortion] 238 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,886 JJ [Blaring Guitar] 239 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:42,206 JJ [Continues] 240 00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:48,907 [Whining] 241 00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:54,609 [Crying] Oh, they‘re gone! They‘re all gone! 242 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,985 They killed ‘em all. 243 00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:59,991 JJ [Continues] 244 00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:02,550 Oh, God. 245 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,994 Oh, man, not again. 246 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:07,828 Oh, God. 247 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,733 You murderers! 248 00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,465 Hey, man! 249 00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:46,969 H ey! 250 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:48,973 Hey, man! 251 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:55,270 He y! Hey, man! 252 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,372 H ey! 253 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,256 Oh, God. [ Panting] 254 00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:13,560 Goddamn, man. Hope I can still have babies. Huh? 255 00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:17,466 Oh, God, it‘s loud, man. Oh, shit. What? 256 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:21,233 Hey, come on outside, man. Gimme a hand. Huh? 257 00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:24,070 Oh, God. that curdled my milk. What‘d you say? 258 00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:28,239 You oughta see what I got this time, man. It‘ll trip you out. This is the best one. 259 00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:30,247 We 7/ put it in the bathroom. 260 00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:34,081 Wait 7/ you see it. You’ll trip out, man. This thing’s real/y heaiol. 261 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,087 |don‘t know how I got ‘em. | lucked out. 262 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:38,749 They were shootin‘ a Las Vegas scene or something, you know? 263 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:41,816 Theyjust had one more scene to go, so| grabbed it, man. 264 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,828 Check it out, man. It‘s really choice. 265 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:49,492 Come on. Gimme a hand. Hey, how do you like these pants too? 266 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,502 [Moaning] 267 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,198 Hey, man, check it out. Oh,yeah, I like this. 268 00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:57,436 [Moaning Continues] Hey, somebody ripped off the thing I ripped off. 269 00:17:57,509 --> 00:18:01,036 Aw, shit. Oh, no. This is nice, man. 270 00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:03,138 Hey, man, come here. Gimmea hand, man. [Moaning Continues] 271 00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:05,149 Oh, shit. Hey, come here, quick. 272 00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:07,151 Come on. Lift it up. 273 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,889 Let‘s get it in the house before anything else happens to it. 274 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,551 You murderers! It‘s a slot machine. I‘m gonna put it in the bathroom. 275 00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:16,890 My hands! My hands! 276 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:21,224 JJ [ Cheech Scatting] 277 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:24,133 Hey, hey, hey, man. Hey, hey, hey. 278 00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:27,263 Do you know another tune? Geez Oh, oh, yeah. 279 00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:31,537 [Falsetto] J One summer night J Hey, hey, hey, hey, man. 280 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:35,239 Get in your left lane, man. Get in yourleft lane. What? 281 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,680 Left? Right. Oh, right, okay. Right. 282 00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:41,583 Your left lane, man. You said right. 283 00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:43,416 [Horns Honking] 284 00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:47,721 What are you doin‘? Oh, man, people don‘t know how to drive around here. 285 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,993 Man, where‘d he buy his gas? Look out, man! 286 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,159 [ Honking] [Chong] Watch out! 287 00:18:56,235 --> 00:19:00,001 You‘re gonna kill us, man. You‘re gonna kill everybody. [ Honking] 288 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,939 Hey, brother! Move it or milkit, huh? 289 00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:05,875 [Car Horn Honking] Now what’s this, man? 290 00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:09,778 Who‘s this indio? He looks like he went through Pep Boys with a magnet. 291 00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:13,545 Hey, Cochise, circle up. The wagons are gonna attack 292 00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:16,554 [Honking Continues] What‘s goin‘ on, man? 293 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,590 I know what‘s happening, man. 294 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:23,094 We ain‘t dressed right. That‘s why we ain‘t gettin‘ no respect. 295 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,097 JJ [ "Tequila”] 296 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:10,574 All right. that‘s better, man. 297 00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:14,078 When you go into these neighborhoods, you gotta have your stufftogether. 298 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,512 You gotta have your attitude, your whole trip down. 299 00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:19,574 You know, everybody throws their bad looks at you. 300 00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:22,279 Man. | feel like we should go eat tacos now or something. 301 00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:25,881 [Laughing]Want me to teach you some Spanish words? Okay. 302 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:29,291 Okay, when you see a real good friend, you say, 303 00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:33,263 “Hey, pendejo, how ya doin‘?” 304 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:36,529 Try it. Hey, "pendecko, ” how ya doin‘? 305 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:38,832 Yeah, that‘s close enough. What does that mean? 306 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,532 Oh, that means, uh, “my real good friend.” 307 00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:44,371 Pende—— Pen—— How‘s that again? 308 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:47,310 Pendejo, m a n. "Pendecko. ” 309 00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:51,145 Yeah, yeah. You know. Then say, “Bend over, ’pendecko. 310 00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:54,014 Hey, Holmes. 311 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,454 Hey, that‘s a nice car, man. 312 00:20:57,522 --> 00:21:00,650 You better get it back to the circus before they ﬁnd out it‘s gone. 313 00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,226 Oh,you wannajump, huh? 314 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,294 Hey, is that all the higher you can get it up, man? 315 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,304 [Laughing] Go ahead. Hit it, man. 316 00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:15,738 Whoo! 317 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:19,072 [ ! aughing] 318 00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:21,840 [Shouting] 319 00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:29,850 [Laughing] 320 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:33,516 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey 321 00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:48,229 Hey, knock it off. 322 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,172 Hey, man, stop! 323 00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:54,740 [Shouting Continues] Hey! Hey, man, stop! 324 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,373 Hey! Oh, shit! 325 00:21:57,449 --> 00:21:59,576 [ Shouting Continues] 326 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,414 H ey! [laughing] 327 00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:10,250 Turn it off, man! We‘re all messed up! 328 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,661 Man, what are you doing? Hey! 329 00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:14,858 [Speaking In Spanish] 330 00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:17,527 [Shouting In Spanish] J Tequi/aJ 331 00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:19,570 Hey, pendejos, how ya doin‘? 332 00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:22,436 [Shouting Angrily In Spanish] 333 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:25,601 Don‘t say pendejos. He didn‘t mean anything! Hey, pendejos! 334 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:28,646 What he meant was—— What? Huh? 335 00:22:28,714 --> 00:22:31,877 [Shouting Continues] 336 00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:34,942 We gotta go now. [Chuckling] 337 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:38,421 You got a nice yard. Yeah, see you, pendejos. 338 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,171 J Tequi/aJJ 339 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,639 [Cheech] JA ye, ChiconaJ 340 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:59,040 [ Whistling ] Hey, it’s about time, man. What do you got? Gimme some. 341 00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:01,045 What? Give me a drink, man. 342 00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:03,047 Come on, man. Gimme a drink. Ofthis? 343 00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:06,380 Yeah. Oh, go ahead, man. Helpyourself. 344 00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:08,646 Waita minute. [Snifﬁng] 345 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,518 Hey, man, that‘s pee! [Chuckling] No kidding. 346 00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:14,718 What are you doing with pee? It‘s for my probation ofﬁcer. 347 00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:18,923 — What, does he drink pee? — No, man. Last week| was supposed to bring some in. 348 00:23:18,997 --> 00:23:22,262 Yeah. And | forgot to wash out thejar ﬁrst, you know. 349 00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:25,599 Yuck! So they see all the mayonnaise ﬁoatin‘ around in there, 350 00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:29,663 and they thinkl‘m on some kind ofweird drug again. [Chuckling] Right. 351 00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:32,676 I‘m really gonna fuck with his mind this time. Why? What‘d you do? 352 00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:34,735 I had my sister pee in it. Yeah? 353 00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:38,510 Yeah, and she‘s pregnant. [Laughing] [Laughing] 354 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:42,349 Hey, did you get the weed? No, she‘s out ofit, man. 355 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:45,857 So they‘rejust waitin‘ on some from Colombia. Watch the bumps, man. 356 00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:48,188 Watch the bumps. Yeah, watch out. Oh, that bump there. 357 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,195 It‘ll probably spill all over if| hit it real hard! 358 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,458 Come on, man. 359 00:23:53,532 --> 00:23:56,057 Oh, I‘m so very sorry. [Chuckling] 360 00:23:56,134 --> 00:24:00,298 You‘re getting it all over my clothes. Watch where you‘re driving. 361 00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:02,897 Watch my car do the twist. J Hey, let‘s twist again J 362 00:24:02,974 --> 00:24:05,169 Come on, man. J Like we did last summer JJ 363 00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:08,076 Come on. Come on, man. 364 00:24:08,146 --> 00:24:10,410 Now, hey, come on. I‘m spillin‘ it, man. 365 00:24:10,482 --> 00:24:14,248 Hey, hold on. [ Laughing] Oh, watch out. 366 00:24:16,988 --> 00:24:20,981 You smell like pee, man. Hey, Cheech. Hey, hey, man, look. 367 00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:26,056 [Speaking In Spanish] 368 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:28,190 Man, where‘d you get that? 369 00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:31,201 My sister gave it to me. God, what is that, man? 370 00:24:31,269 --> 00:24:35,035 What does it look like? It looks like coke. 371 00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:38,166 Yeah, and it smells like coke too. 372 00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:42,680 All right, man. Hey, let‘s party, man. Gimme some. 373 00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:44,874 No. No, I can‘t. It‘s gotta last me. 374 00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:47,180 Hey, come on, man. Gimme a hit, man. 375 00:24:47,252 --> 00:24:49,686 No. |—|—|‘d like to, man, 376 00:24:49,754 --> 00:24:53,281 but I don‘t wanna be responsible for turnin‘ you into a drug addict. 377 00:24:53,358 --> 00:24:56,088 Oh, man, I ain‘t gonna turn into a drug addict. Gimmea little hit. 378 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,994 This shit‘s bad foryou, man. Don‘t you read Ann Landers? 379 00:24:59,064 --> 00:25:01,624 Man, come on. No, it‘ll giveyou brain damage, man. 380 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:04,464 Come on, man. Just gimme a little bit. Man, come on. No. 381 00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:06,470 Hey, come on, please. No. 382 00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:10,565 Man, come on! No, it‘s all I got, man. 383 00:25:10,642 --> 00:25:13,236 I could get laid with this, huh? Shit. 384 00:25:13,311 --> 00:25:15,973 Okay, I don‘t want any. Good. 385 00:25:16,047 --> 00:25:19,244 Hey, man, don‘t be so chickenshit, man. Gimme some. 386 00:25:19,317 --> 00:25:23,048 Come on, man. Just let me smell it then. No. 387 00:25:23,121 --> 00:25:25,521 Come on.Just let me, let me hold itjust for—— You canjust smell it. 388 00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:27,524 Ijust wanna smell it. Just smell it. That‘s all. 389 00:25:27,592 --> 00:25:29,526 All right. You promise you won‘t take any? 390 00:25:29,594 --> 00:25:31,926 I promise. Cross my heart, hope to die, 1 00 needles in my eye. 391 00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:34,397 Come on. Gimme some. That smells of—— Okay. 392 00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:36,400 Hey! [Laughing] 393 00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:40,938 [Coughing] 394 00:25:44,509 --> 00:25:46,602 [Gagging] 395 00:25:46,678 --> 00:25:49,238 Hey, man! That‘s salt, man! 396 00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:52,112 No shit? [Laughing] [Gagging] 397 00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:56,619 Hey, don‘t drink that, man. [Laughing] 398 00:25:57,856 --> 00:25:59,790 Oh, shit! I‘m gonna die. 399 00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:02,122 [ Tires Skidding] Hey, watch the road, man. 400 00:26:02,193 --> 00:26:04,559 I‘m gonna die! I‘m gonna die! 401 00:26:04,629 --> 00:26:07,427 Hey, watch out! Hey, watch the road! 402 00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,433 Here, here, here. 403 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:12,436 [Groaning] 404 00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:19,306 [ Groaning Continues] [ ! aughing] 405 00:26:19,377 --> 00:26:23,006 Hey, watch the road man. Watch the road 406 00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:25,015 [ ! aughing] Watch the road 407 00:26:56,081 --> 00:26:59,016 [ Belches] 408 00:27:01,519 --> 00:27:04,454 J Good day, sunshine J 409 00:27:10,862 --> 00:27:12,796 [Snifﬁng] 410 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:20,237 JJ [ Singing Ind/stinct] 411 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,425 Shit. 412 00:27:53,538 --> 00:27:56,268 Hey, man, wake up. Hey, man, wake up. 413 00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:58,935 We‘ve been ripped off, man. We‘ve been ripped off. What? 414 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:00,944 Where? Who? Who did it? Oh, the van. 415 00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:03,606 The van‘s gone, man! I parked out in front last night. 416 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,809 Now I went out there, and it‘s not parked out in front no more. 417 00:28:05,884 --> 00:28:09,718 Somebody took us. Shit, why did I take it home? Why did I take it home? 418 00:28:09,788 --> 00:28:13,121 We gotta call somebody. Where‘s the phone book? What? 419 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:16,718 The van, the van! I parked the van out there, and now it‘s not there. 420 00:28:16,795 --> 00:28:20,629 It‘s gone. Yeah, it‘s gone. Duh, uh, yeah. 421 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:23,691 Oh, God. why did I take it home? Maybe I left the keys in it. 422 00:28:23,768 --> 00:28:27,226 What do you mean? Shit, I hot—wired it myself. 423 00:28:27,305 --> 00:28:29,296 Oh, God. why did I take it home? 424 00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,934 Where‘s the phone book, man? 425 00:28:32,010 --> 00:28:35,002 What am I gonna tell ‘im? What am I gonna tell ‘im? 426 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,344 I‘ll tell ‘im I lied. That‘s what I‘ll tell ‘im, man. 427 00:28:37,415 --> 00:28:40,646 Why don‘t you tell ‘im the truth, man? What do you mean? 428 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,653 |canjust see me tellin‘ ‘im... 429 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:46,088 “Mr. Straumberg, you know that van that I wasn‘t supposed to take home overnight? 430 00:28:46,157 --> 00:28:48,284 Well, I took it home overnight, and it got stolen.” 431 00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:51,487 You know what he‘s gonna say, man? [Screaming] 432 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,497 [Crashing Noise, Cackling] 433 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,999 Yeah, tell him the truth. 434 00:28:56,067 --> 00:29:01,004 Hey, come on. Help me out, man. What am I gonna tell him? Help me ﬁnd the phone book too. 435 00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:03,006 [Sighs] Goddamn it. 436 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:07,135 Oh, shit. Oh, what am I gonna do? Why did I take it home, man? 437 00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:09,203 Shit. [Groaning] 438 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:13,216 Hey, man, help me out, man! I‘m thinkin‘, I‘m thinkin‘. 439 00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:17,220 I‘ll tell him the gypsy story. How‘s that? No, tell him—— 440 00:29:17,288 --> 00:29:20,314 Tell him you needed the van to take out his daughter. 441 00:29:20,391 --> 00:29:22,325 Oh, man, I don‘t take out his daughter. 442 00:29:22,393 --> 00:29:25,829 Yeah, but he‘ll be so worried about his daughter, he‘ll forget all about the van. 443 00:29:25,897 --> 00:29:27,831 Oh, man, /better call the cops. 444 00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:30,163 What are they under, “cops“? No, no, “law.“ Yeah. 445 00:29:30,235 --> 00:29:32,465 No, no, “heat.“ Heat, heat, heat. 446 00:29:32,537 --> 00:29:34,903 “Heating and Plumbing.“ What is that, 4—1—1? 447 00:29:34,973 --> 00:29:37,635 [Ringing] Oh, shit, that‘s work. 448 00:29:37,709 --> 00:29:39,643 Hey, man, answer the phone, please. 449 00:29:39,711 --> 00:29:41,906 Come on, man. It‘s work. I know it‘s work. Answer the phone for me. 450 00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:43,914 Come on, man. All right, don‘t be so chickenshit. 451 00:29:45,884 --> 00:29:48,648 I‘ll giveyou my last stick ofThai weed. [Ringing Continues] 452 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,654 Come on.Just answer the phone, man. Oh, man. 453 00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:54,249 Come on.Just answer the phone. Shit. Hello? 454 00:29:54,325 --> 00:29:58,261 Yeah, he‘s right here. Just a minute. It‘s foryou. 455 00:29:58,329 --> 00:30:00,263 Thanks a lot. 456 00:30:01,499 --> 00:30:03,763 Hello? 457 00:30:03,835 --> 00:30:05,860 Hi, Mr. Straumberg. How areyou, sir? 458 00:30:05,937 --> 00:30:09,065 / was just gonna call you. You ’ll ne ver guess what happened 459 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:13,372 / took the van out overnight, and / kept it. 460 00:30:13,444 --> 00:30:16,845 And uh, it ’s just been stolen. Ah! 461 00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:20,851 I'm ﬁ-- Oh. 462 00:30:20,919 --> 00:30:22,853 For what? 463 00:30:34,532 --> 00:30:37,023 You still owe me two weeks formypay 464 00:30:37,101 --> 00:30:40,696 Yea/7, well, that was a loan. That wasn ’t an advance. 465 00:30:40,772 --> 00:30:44,367 Okay. Thankyou. 466 00:30:44,442 --> 00:30:47,036 I wouldn‘t take out your daughter ifshe had ten tits. 467 00:30:47,111 --> 00:30:49,477 What happened, man? I got ﬁred, man. 468 00:30:49,547 --> 00:30:52,345 Well, they got the van? Yeah, they got the van. They took it this morning. 469 00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:55,818 Shit. After all I did for him too, huh? 470 00:30:55,887 --> 00:30:58,321 Man, some people. [Groaning] 471 00:30:58,389 --> 00:31:00,823 Well, where is that Thai stick? 472 00:31:00,892 --> 00:31:03,759 [Whispering] Oh, man, shit. 473 00:31:03,828 --> 00:31:05,955 Well, at least we‘ve still got welfare. 474 00:31:06,164 --> 00:31:08,064 [Shouting] 475 00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:22,437 / wanna be downright holy with you, so you could—— 476 00:31:22,513 --> 00:31:24,447 Come on. Give me my money. 477 00:31:24,515 --> 00:31:27,450 Did you get a card from them? Check the ﬁles again. 478 00:31:29,354 --> 00:31:31,515 Just look in the ﬁles. Look under my name. 479 00:31:31,589 --> 00:31:33,682 I gave you the name. It‘s in there. 480 00:31:33,758 --> 00:31:36,158 Just check it out. Check out the ﬁles. 481 00:31:36,227 --> 00:31:38,627 Hey, sucker, take a number. 482 00:31:38,696 --> 00:31:40,630 Oh, how about number one? 483 00:31:41,699 --> 00:31:43,633 Come on, lady. Gimme my money. 484 00:31:47,505 --> 00:31:50,531 Hey, man, you got the whole thing. What‘s this? 485 00:31:50,608 --> 00:31:52,542 This ain‘t no money. I want some green. 486 00:31:52,610 --> 00:31:54,601 Gimme some money. That‘s what I‘m talking about. 487 00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:57,147 Hey, hey, brother, theyjust called your number. [Children Giggling] 488 00:31:57,215 --> 00:31:59,308 Yeah, over there. Hurry up, man. 489 00:31:59,384 --> 00:32:01,818 Hey, go out for a pass, you guys. Go on. J Da—da—da—da—ra J 490 00:32:01,886 --> 00:32:03,820 Yea! 491 00:32:06,791 --> 00:32:10,625 You want me to get militant or something? Hey, get me a translator over here! 492 00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:14,597 I hope Donna comes pretty soon, man. 493 00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:17,829 Hope she hasn‘t eaten. [Chuckling] I got something for her. 494 00:32:17,902 --> 00:32:21,668 A tubesteak smothered in underwear. Mmm. 495 00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:27,169 Oh, there she is. 496 00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:29,509 [ Both Moaning] 497 00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:31,741 Oh, she‘s too much. 498 00:32:31,816 --> 00:32:34,410 Shake ’em, you won’t break ’em. [Moaning] 499 00:32:34,485 --> 00:32:37,215 Hey, baby! 500 00:32:40,158 --> 00:32:42,092 What? Around? 501 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:46,226 You wanna go around the world? Both of us? 502 00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:48,265 [ Chuck/ing] All right. 503 00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:50,858 Okay. Come on. Come on, man. 504 00:32:50,935 --> 00:32:53,870 [Shouting Continues] 505 00:33:12,223 --> 00:33:14,157 Ooh, hot mama! 506 00:33:14,225 --> 00:33:16,921 Hey, Cheecheto. Hey. [Giggling] 507 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:19,429 Shh. Keep it down, man. Hi, guys. 508 00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:22,432 Why don‘t you wait in there for me? I‘ll be right out. All right. 509 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:24,934 I got a private conference. Come on. 510 00:33:26,904 --> 00:33:30,738 You gotta cool it, man. [Groaning] 511 00:33:30,808 --> 00:33:33,106 No. Come on, don‘t. Not now. 512 00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:36,442 |don‘t want to do anything now because you‘re gonna make me lose myjob. 513 00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:38,675 [Laughing] 514 00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:41,275 You‘ll just have to excuse me now or I‘ll lose myjob. 515 00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:44,185 Stop. Don‘t do that. I said, not now. 516 00:33:44,255 --> 00:33:47,952 Oh, God Cheeto, not here. Relax. 517 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,995 Don’t do it now Don ’t you understand / ’m working right no w? 518 00:33:51,062 --> 00:33:53,292 You kno w you wanna do this. Oh, God 519 00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:58,301 [ Donna Moaning] 520 00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:02,573 JJ [ |mitating Harmonica, Blues] 521 00:34:07,111 --> 00:34:09,045 J Saw my bookie this mornin‘J 522 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:13,644 /know, but you ’re gonna make me lose my button. 523 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,652 Oh, gosh, you—— 524 00:34:16,921 --> 00:34:18,855 [Laughing] 525 00:34:18,923 --> 00:34:20,857 [High—Pitched Noises] 526 00:34:24,328 --> 00:34:26,819 Don ’t Stop! 527 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:29,890 Don’t leave it alone. 1 et me do it. 528 00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:32,265 Don ’t Don ’t stop. Don ’t 529 00:34:32,336 --> 00:34:34,270 [|mitating Spaceship Whirring] 530 00:34:38,943 --> 00:34:40,877 It‘s all right to smoke in here. 531 00:34:43,281 --> 00:34:45,511 0h, Cheeto, come on. You’re gonna get me in so much trouble. 532 00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:48,518 Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. [|mitating Siren] 533 00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:50,520 [Egg/mg] 534 00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:52,954 [Screaming] 535 00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:55,959 You‘re gonna get me in trouble. Can‘t you wait until lunchtime? 536 00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:59,463 [ Screams ] Come on. / got a lot ofstuﬁ‘ to do, baby 537 00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:01,464 Hey, you want some Coke? 538 00:35:01,532 --> 00:35:03,830 Want a Coke? 539 00:35:03,901 --> 00:35:05,835 No, thanks. 540 00:35:05,903 --> 00:35:08,394 [Snifﬁng] 541 00:35:08,473 --> 00:35:10,407 0w! Shit! 542 00:35:11,976 --> 00:35:14,240 [Panting] 543 00:35:14,312 --> 00:35:17,145 Ooh, baby. 544 00:35:17,215 --> 00:35:19,080 [|mitating Baby Crying] 545 00:35:23,154 --> 00:35:26,590 [|mitating Baby Sucking Paciﬁer] 546 00:35:26,657 --> 00:35:29,922 [|mitating Baby Crying] 547 00:35:29,994 --> 00:35:31,928 Aw, shut up. 548 00:35:35,066 --> 00:35:37,000 Don’t Stop it. 549 00:35:38,936 --> 00:35:41,530 Mr. Cheech. Huh? 550 00:35:45,843 --> 00:35:47,936 [ Donna Screaming] 551 00:35:53,784 --> 00:35:55,718 [Cheech] Oh, there we go, baby 552 00:36:01,192 --> 00:36:03,786 Now what is going on here? [Gasping] 553 00:36:03,861 --> 00:36:06,125 This is an ofﬁce, not a ﬁophouse. 554 00:36:06,197 --> 00:36:08,722 I told you, man, you were gonna get me in trouble. 555 00:36:08,799 --> 00:36:10,733 Donna, I‘ve been meaning to talk to you. 556 00:36:10,801 --> 00:36:12,735 [Shouting, |ndistinct] 557 00:36:12,803 --> 00:36:15,897 [|mitating Dog Barking] 558 00:36:15,973 --> 00:36:18,407 [|mitating Cat And Dog Fighting] 559 00:36:18,476 --> 00:36:21,570 [Shouting Continues] 560 00:36:21,646 --> 00:36:23,580 |ain‘t gonna listen to you! 561 00:36:25,816 --> 00:36:27,750 Oh, shit. 562 00:36:27,818 --> 00:36:30,810 Stop that. Geez, man. 563 00:36:30,888 --> 00:36:34,324 Oh, man, | wasjust tryin‘ to ﬁnd a quarter on the ﬂoor. Damn. 564 00:36:36,460 --> 00:36:38,394 J Hit the road jackJ 565 00:36:38,462 --> 00:36:42,023 J Don ’t you come back no more no more, no more, no moreJ 566 00:36:42,099 --> 00:36:44,033 J Hit the road jackJ 567 00:36:44,101 --> 00:36:48,003 J Don ’t you come back no moreJ J What yousayJ 568 00:36:48,072 --> 00:36:53,977 J Hit the road jack Don ’t you come back no more no more, no more, no moreJJ 569 00:36:58,583 --> 00:37:01,746 JJ[ Humming] Yeah, yeah, right there. Okay, let‘s try it. 570 00:37:01,819 --> 00:37:06,222 J Mexican—Americans don‘t like tojust get into gang ﬁghts J 571 00:37:06,290 --> 00:37:09,157 JTheylike ﬂowers and music J 572 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:13,459 JAnd white girls named Debbie too J 573 00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:15,465 J Mexican—Americans J 574 00:37:15,533 --> 00:37:19,560 JAre named Chata and Chilla and Chema J 575 00:37:19,637 --> 00:37:23,266 JAnd have a son—in—law namedJeffJ 576 00:37:23,341 --> 00:37:25,741 J Mexican—AmericansJ 577 00:37:28,179 --> 00:37:28,975 J Don ’t like to get up early in the morningJ 578 00:37:29,046 --> 00:37:33,312 J But they have to so they do it real slow J 579 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:38,689 J Mexican—Americans love educationJ 580 00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:43,386 J So they go to night school and they take Spanish and get a “B“ J 581 00:37:44,895 --> 00:37:46,829 Yeah,just like that. 582 00:37:46,897 --> 00:37:50,162 J Mexican—Americans love their nanas J 583 00:37:50,234 --> 00:37:52,634 JAnd their no—nos and their ninas J 584 00:37:52,703 --> 00:37:57,367 JAnd their ninos Nanu, nanu Nina, no, noJ 585 00:37:57,441 --> 00:37:59,375 J Mexican—AmericansJ 586 00:37:59,443 --> 00:38:01,377 J Don‘t like to go to the movies J 587 00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:04,039 JWhere the dude has to wear contact lenses J 588 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:06,049 JTo make his blue eyes brown J 589 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:09,177 J ‘Cause don‘t it make my brown eyes blue JJ 590 00:38:09,253 --> 00:38:12,916 That‘s all I got. How doyou like it? 591 00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:16,721 Oh, that‘s good. Oh, yeah. That’s like a protest tune, man. 592 00:38:16,794 --> 00:38:20,753 Yeah, |—| dig that, man, but while you were singing that, I wrote another tune. 593 00:38:20,831 --> 00:38:22,765 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 594 00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:26,234 It‘s like the same thing, only different, you know. Do you wanna hear it? 595 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,704 Yeah, let‘s hearit. It‘s likea little more rock‘n‘ roll in it. 596 00:38:28,773 --> 00:38:30,707 All right. we‘ll get down. It goes something like this. 597 00:38:34,879 --> 00:38:36,847 J Beaners J 598 00:38:39,116 --> 00:38:42,142 J Beaners J [ Phone Ringing] 599 00:38:42,219 --> 00:38:44,779 I gotta work a little more on the lyrics, you know. Yeah, that‘s heavy, man. 600 00:38:44,855 --> 00:38:48,450 It‘s kinda like, you know—— Yeah, I know. 601 00:38:48,526 --> 00:38:53,429 J Beaners gonna J [ Ringing Continues] 602 00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:57,331 Hello? J Mexican—Americans like to answer telephones J 603 00:38:57,401 --> 00:39:00,598 J And say hello to whoever‘s on the other end J JBeanersJ 604 00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:02,605 Who‘s a tonto? 605 00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:06,939 J Beaners Gonna eat beans J 606 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:09,138 Yeah. J Beaners J 607 00:39:09,213 --> 00:39:13,547 Oh, Donna. Hey, baby. Hey, I wasjust thinkin‘ about you. 608 00:39:13,617 --> 00:39:15,778 “Boin—oi—oing.“ 609 00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:18,947 Wait a minute. The blood‘s rushin‘ from my head. I‘m gonna pass out. 610 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:22,754 [Panting, Chuckling] Hey, what you doin‘? 611 00:39:22,827 --> 00:39:27,594 J Beaners will kickya in the face J 612 00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:29,599 Hey, you wanna go out tonight? 613 00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:32,329 You do? [Moaning] 614 00:39:32,403 --> 00:39:36,100 I don‘t care. Anywhere. How about over here? J Beaners gonnaJ 615 00:39:36,173 --> 00:39:40,906 Oh,yeah?Yeah? Oh, well, yeah, yeah. Come by any time. 616 00:39:40,978 --> 00:39:43,811 I‘lljust be here. I‘ll be waiting with “balls“ on. 617 00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:47,408 [Chuckling] You‘re so too much. 618 00:39:47,485 --> 00:39:51,615 Okay, I‘ll seeyou in a little while. Hey, man. 619 00:39:51,689 --> 00:39:53,987 J Beaners JJ Hey, hey, hey, you gotta get out of here, man. 620 00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:56,151 Put down the—— Put down your guitar. What happened? 621 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:58,161 Come on. Donna‘s coming over, man. Who? 622 00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,254 Donna. Donna. Get outta here, man. 623 00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:02,492 Donna. You know, from the welfare ofﬁce? Who‘s Donna? 624 00:40:02,566 --> 00:40:04,659 Donna, with the big “cha—cha bingos.“ Well, so what? 625 00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:08,762 Well, like, she‘s comin‘ over. I gotta clean up this place, so can you leave? 626 00:40:08,839 --> 00:40:11,831 I got nowhere to go. Go see a movie or somethin‘, man. 627 00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:14,605 Isn‘t there a biker movie or a “Gidget Ga—Ga Gets Gooey“... 628 00:40:14,678 --> 00:40:17,408 that started playin‘ down at the drive—in? I don‘t have any bread. 629 00:40:17,481 --> 00:40:20,450 [ Phone Ringing] I‘ll giveyou a dollar, man. I don‘t got any bread. 630 00:40:20,518 --> 00:40:23,851 Hey, man,just go take a walk or something for—— [ Ringing Continues] 631 00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:26,355 The phone again. Oh, shit. She can‘t wait. 632 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:29,484 Oh, so too much. J Oh, Donna J 633 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:34,020 J Oh, Donna What‘s happening, baby JJ 634 00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:36,532 Who? DeWayne? 635 00:40:40,204 --> 00:40:44,072 Hi, Red. When did you get into town, man? 636 00:40:44,141 --> 00:40:48,703 Oh, yeah? Oh, it‘s so nice to hear from you. 637 00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:51,577 What‘s wrong? No, I don‘t have no money. 638 00:40:51,649 --> 00:40:55,585 0kay, where are you? Shit 639 00:40:55,653 --> 00:40:58,315 What room? 640 00:40:58,389 --> 00:41:00,482 Well, I‘ll do what| can, man. 641 00:41:00,558 --> 00:41:03,823 All right, I‘ll be—— All right, all right. I‘ll be right over. 642 00:41:03,894 --> 00:41:06,556 Yeah, sure. Oh, shit, man. 643 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:08,598 Hey, do me a favor, will you please? 644 00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:11,157 It‘s my cousin on the phone. Well, he‘s kinda like a cousin. 645 00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:14,170 But, well, like, you know, we—— He‘s a cousin. 646 00:41:14,238 --> 00:41:17,071 He‘s really a good dude, man. Yeah, he‘s a good dude. 647 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:20,338 He‘s got plenty ofdope and chicks, man. He likes to party. 648 00:41:20,411 --> 00:41:23,608 Why don‘t you just go over and partywith him, okay? Should I bring him back here? 649 00:41:23,681 --> 00:41:26,275 No, man, don‘t bring him back here, man. 650 00:41:26,350 --> 00:41:28,784 He likes to go to clubs and concerts, you know, really get down. 651 00:41:28,853 --> 00:41:31,617 Just go and party with him. Where‘s he at? 652 00:41:31,689 --> 00:41:34,385 Oh, oh, he‘s at the hotel. Hold on. I‘ll get the thing right here. Yeah. 653 00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:38,360 He‘s over here, man. Why don‘t you just go partywith him, man? 654 00:41:38,429 --> 00:41:43,457 |ain‘t got no dough, man. Oh, shit. Wait. Shit, |ain‘t got no money. 655 00:41:43,534 --> 00:41:48,198 What am / talking about? He ’s a Texas oil millionaire. You 7/ ha ve a really good time. 656 00:41:48,272 --> 00:41:51,708 This guy, he‘s a part ofour family, but we hardly ever see him. 657 00:41:51,775 --> 00:41:54,300 Tell him I said hi. Don‘t bring him over. 658 00:41:54,378 --> 00:41:57,074 Tell him that we got smallpox or something. 659 00:41:57,147 --> 00:42:00,207 JTonight, tonightJ 660 00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:02,149 JJ[ Humming] 661 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:05,914 JHey, hey Hey, hey, heyJ 662 00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:09,926 J Macho, macho manJ J Macho man, yeahJ 663 00:42:09,994 --> 00:42:14,431 J /’ve got to be a macho manJ J /’ve got to be a machoJJ 664 00:42:14,498 --> 00:42:17,331 Hey, thanks a lot, man. Okay, man. 665 00:42:17,401 --> 00:42:20,928 Wow, this is a great bike. Hey, areyou sure |can‘t buyyou a drink? 666 00:42:21,005 --> 00:42:23,838 Uh, no, thanks, man. Maybe some other time. 667 00:42:25,576 --> 00:42:28,306 Pity. 668 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:32,338 How ya doin‘ there, man? How ya doin‘? Merry Christmas. 669 00:42:34,985 --> 00:42:37,283 Hey, now, wait a minute. There ’s got to be some mistake. 670 00:42:37,354 --> 00:42:39,618 /thought you were talkin’ about a week now 671 00:42:39,690 --> 00:42:42,022 [Clerk] Ignorance of the law is no excuse. 672 00:42:42,092 --> 00:42:44,083 Well,waita minute. Youjust said 37.50. 673 00:42:44,161 --> 00:42:46,755 You didn‘t say nothin‘ about no time or nothin‘. 674 00:42:46,830 --> 00:42:50,288 What, do you have no brain? Well, come on. We gotta work out somethin‘ here. 675 00:42:50,367 --> 00:42:52,961 How about I could trade you somethin‘. You like turquoise? 676 00:42:53,037 --> 00:42:55,471 I got this, uh, squashed blossom necklace from the Bisbee mine. 677 00:42:55,539 --> 00:42:57,473 That‘s gotta be worth somethin‘. Bisbee mines? 678 00:42:57,541 --> 00:43:00,772 Sir, could you tell me what room DeWayne Mendoza‘s in? 679 00:43:00,844 --> 00:43:04,803 — Yeah, I could tell ya. — Cheech! 680 00:43:04,882 --> 00:43:08,318 Hey, you old piece of horseshit. How ya doin‘? 681 00:43:08,385 --> 00:43:10,819 Goddamn it. It‘s good to see you. 682 00:43:10,888 --> 00:43:14,585 Oh, shit, I ain‘t seen you in so long! Howya doin‘? Good, man. 683 00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:16,819 Goddamn, you got ugly. [Laughing] 684 00:43:16,894 --> 00:43:19,488 Hey, it‘s good to see you. How ya doin‘, boy? 685 00:43:19,563 --> 00:43:21,497 |ain‘t Cheech, man. What? 686 00:43:21,565 --> 00:43:23,658 No. I‘m Cheech‘s friend, Chong. 687 00:43:23,734 --> 00:43:26,703 Hey, Ching, glad to meet ya. How ya doin‘? My name‘s Red. 688 00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:30,331 DeWayne Mendoza. Everybody calls me Red though. You can call me Red. 689 00:43:30,407 --> 00:43:33,865 Hey, did he give you the money? No, he—— We‘re broke, man. 690 00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:37,345 Hejust told me to come down and meetya. He didn‘t give ya no money? 691 00:43:37,414 --> 00:43:39,405 N—No, we don‘t have no money. 692 00:43:39,483 --> 00:43:43,385 Oh, geez. Why? What‘s the matter, man? 693 00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:45,445 Well, I checked in to this hotel, right? 694 00:43:45,522 --> 00:43:50,391 The guy says 37.50, you know, so I thought he meant 37.50 a week, not a goddamn day. 695 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,588 Now old Dilbert Dumb Butt is holdin‘ myluggage, 696 00:43:52,663 --> 00:43:55,291 and he won‘t give it up until I pay the bill, and I ain‘t got the money. 697 00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:58,665 Hey, well, let me talk to him, man. Yeah? 698 00:43:58,736 --> 00:44:02,194 Uh—— [Clears Throat] Excuse me, sir. What do ya want? 699 00:44:02,272 --> 00:44:04,934 Uh, why don‘t you give him his luggage, man? 700 00:44:05,009 --> 00:44:08,410 ‘Cause he owes $262.50, 701 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:12,381 and in another ﬁve minutes, it‘ll be an additional 37.50. 702 00:44:12,449 --> 00:44:16,146 Yeah, well, you know, why don‘t you just give him his luggage? 703 00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:19,747 Then we‘ll come back later and give you the bread. Why don‘t you forget life? 704 00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:22,485 Hey, listen, you little creep. Give him his fuckin‘ luggage. Let go ofme! 705 00:44:22,559 --> 00:44:25,460 Why don‘t you let go? I know you are, but what am I? 706 00:44:25,529 --> 00:44:27,963 Listen, give him his luggage! Let me go, or|‘|| call the cops. 707 00:44:28,032 --> 00:44:31,559 Does it makeyou feel like a big man to beat people up? Give him his luggage, man. 708 00:44:31,635 --> 00:44:33,569 I‘m gonna call the cops. Well, call the cops. 709 00:44:33,637 --> 00:44:37,095 Hey, Chang, come here. Hey, look, we don‘t wanna call the cops... 710 00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:39,108 ‘cause in myluggage I got some weed. Let me kill him, man. 711 00:44:39,176 --> 00:44:41,167 I got some weed in my luggage, you get it? Some weed? 712 00:44:41,245 --> 00:44:43,475 Yeah, see, I was gonna come down here with my cousin. 713 00:44:43,547 --> 00:44:47,449 Klaus. [Giggling] Eileen. 714 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:50,043 Klaus. Klaus. Eileen. 715 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:53,055 Klaus. Eileen, Eileen, Eileen. 716 00:44:53,123 --> 00:44:55,557 Knock, knock. Who‘s there? 717 00:44:57,194 --> 00:45:01,062 |t‘s |rma. Irma who? 718 00:45:01,131 --> 00:45:04,828 [ Falsetto] Irma la Seduce. Ah—ha. 719 00:45:04,902 --> 00:45:07,564 |s Mr. Who—ha home? 720 00:45:07,638 --> 00:45:11,005 Justaminute.|‘llsee. [Giggling] 721 00:45:11,075 --> 00:45:14,272 Mm—hmm, but he‘s sleeping. 722 00:45:14,344 --> 00:45:17,279 Shall I get him up? 723 00:45:17,347 --> 00:45:19,281 [Chuckling] 724 00:45:22,319 --> 00:45:25,186 Irma loves Klaus. Gimme Klaus. 725 00:45:25,255 --> 00:45:28,418 Hey, Ching. Huh? 726 00:45:28,492 --> 00:45:32,428 Hey, how long you know my old cousin, man? Acouple ofyears, man. 727 00:45:32,496 --> 00:45:35,488 Yeah, I haven‘t seen that old boy in about ten years, man. 728 00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:37,830 The old shit for brains. [Chuckling] 729 00:45:37,901 --> 00:45:39,835 Hey, does he still dress funny? 730 00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:41,996 He still wearin‘ them little hats? 731 00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:44,939 Man, them low riders never give up, man. I swear to God. 732 00:45:45,008 --> 00:45:49,604 Is this it, man? Yeah, that‘s it, man. My stuff‘s right inside. 733 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:53,582 Oh, it‘s got bars on here, man. Oh, shit, well, how we gonna get in? 734 00:45:53,650 --> 00:45:55,584 [Grunting] Oh. 735 00:45:55,652 --> 00:45:59,019 Oh, goddamn, King Kong. Get it. 736 00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:02,217 Man, this is supposed to keep people out, man. Look at this, man. 737 00:46:02,292 --> 00:46:05,887 I wanna see my cousin, man. I haven‘t seen him in about ten years, man. 738 00:46:05,963 --> 00:46:09,558 |just been back in the hills chokin‘ my chicken. [ Metal Bar Clanging ] 739 00:46:09,633 --> 00:46:12,659 All right, Del Rey, go to it. 740 00:46:12,736 --> 00:46:16,035 [ Woman Giggling] 741 00:46:16,106 --> 00:46:19,234 Who is it? 742 00:46:19,309 --> 00:46:22,836 [Groaning] Damn. 743 00:46:22,913 --> 00:46:24,847 Hey, Wild Bill, wait for me. 744 00:46:24,915 --> 00:46:27,247 Neighbors? We‘ll keep it down. 745 00:46:27,317 --> 00:46:30,218 [Screaming] 746 00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:32,755 Oh, hey, how ya doin‘? [Chuckling] 747 00:46:32,823 --> 00:46:35,417 What? Who, who, who? Hippies! 748 00:46:35,492 --> 00:46:39,758 They‘re hippies? Hey, we‘rejust lookin‘ for some luggage. Relax. 749 00:46:39,830 --> 00:46:41,764 Do these rooms connect? Who is—— 750 00:46:41,832 --> 00:46:44,062 [Screaming] Do something. 751 00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:47,331 — Who are you? — Don‘t you lay a hand on me. 752 00:46:47,404 --> 00:46:51,568 0h, Eileen, don’t now Don’t, don ’t—— You ’ll ne ver get me. 753 00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:54,202 Don‘t, don‘t, don‘t. They‘re big men. There was a bag, 754 00:46:54,278 --> 00:46:57,338 and a dufﬁe bag and a tape recorder. 755 00:46:57,414 --> 00:47:01,145 What do you want? Did you see a tape recorder? 756 00:47:01,218 --> 00:47:05,678 You‘d love to get me! You touch me, and you‘re dead! Shh, don‘t aggravate them. 757 00:47:05,756 --> 00:47:09,157 We didn‘t—— I know a lot ofcops. 758 00:47:09,226 --> 00:47:13,128 Doyou mind telling me what you do with this? Don‘t touch me. 759 00:47:13,197 --> 00:47:15,131 What else is there? You’d like to touch me. 760 00:47:15,199 --> 00:47:18,965 You’re upset Boi n g! 761 00:47:19,036 --> 00:47:21,561 Offenders! This is not mine. 762 00:47:21,638 --> 00:47:24,129 The police. This is—— The police. 763 00:47:24,208 --> 00:47:27,234 The police. |‘ll killyou before|‘|| letyou laya ﬁnger on me. 764 00:47:27,311 --> 00:47:32,578 Get away from me now. [Red] We have the wrong room. Can you believe that? 765 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:36,251 I‘m talking to the cops right now, thankyou very much, ma‘am. 766 00:47:38,155 --> 00:47:41,522 Yes. This is the real thing this time. 767 00:47:41,592 --> 00:47:45,528 Come on, please. There‘s two crazies in here tearing up the place. 768 00:47:45,596 --> 00:47:50,533 I already told you where we‘re located. [Grunting] 769 00:47:50,601 --> 00:47:52,831 Well, what are they doing, walking over here? 770 00:47:52,903 --> 00:47:56,339 Look, I think they‘re Iranians. 771 00:47:56,406 --> 00:47:58,533 Okay, thankyou very much. 772 00:48:05,682 --> 00:48:07,616 [ Sirens Continue] 773 00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:18,123 Okay, here comes the radio. Be careful with it. [Grunting] 774 00:48:18,195 --> 00:48:20,789 There you go. All right. 775 00:48:20,864 --> 00:48:22,957 There goes the weed. Weed? 776 00:48:23,033 --> 00:48:25,501 You gotta be real careful. Here‘s the suitcase. Here. 777 00:48:25,569 --> 00:48:27,503 Hey, man, I said be careful with that. Weed? 778 00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:31,337 Man, ifyou break it, that‘s worth a lotta money. Shit. 779 00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:34,002 HolyJesus! 780 00:48:34,077 --> 00:48:36,875 /brought down one bush, man. That’s just the top. 781 00:48:36,947 --> 00:48:40,542 Buds, man! Yeah, I didn‘t know how much to bring down. 782 00:48:40,617 --> 00:48:44,348 They smell good, don‘t they? Holy Christ! How much you got in here? 783 00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:46,651 That’s just one bush. That’s just the top. 784 00:48:46,723 --> 00:48:48,657 / just brought enough to party with. 785 00:48:48,725 --> 00:48:51,250 I got a whole ﬁeld of‘em. Fields everywhere. 786 00:48:51,328 --> 00:48:54,491 Theyjust grow wild everywhere, man. Oh, wow. 787 00:48:54,564 --> 00:48:57,931 That‘s all I smoke, man. I throw the rest ofit to my hogs, man. 788 00:48:58,001 --> 00:49:03,200 Buds, man, look at this. Yeah, I thought we‘d party with some, maybe smoke some. 789 00:49:03,273 --> 00:49:05,207 You think we can sell some ofthat shit? 790 00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:07,266 Oh, man, you know how much this stuff‘s worth? 791 00:49:07,344 --> 00:49:10,609 Oh, I don‘t know. I‘ve been outta circulation a little bit. Hundred bucks? 792 00:49:10,681 --> 00:49:14,981 [Chuckling] Twenty—ﬁve hundred bucks a pound, man. 793 00:49:15,052 --> 00:49:17,543 Areyou shittin‘ me? Jesus! 794 00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:22,024 Twenty—ﬁve hundred bucks a pound? You got about 20 pounds. 795 00:49:22,092 --> 00:49:24,959 Holy shit. We‘re rich. We‘re rich, man! 796 00:49:25,028 --> 00:49:28,987 Goddamn. Well, come on, tycoon. Let‘s go party. Right. 797 00:49:29,066 --> 00:49:32,229 Do you like the way them sticks are tied up? Buds, man. 798 00:49:32,302 --> 00:49:35,635 Yea/7, we had a bunch of boat people moved into the neighborhood 799 00:49:35,706 --> 00:49:39,233 / cou/dn ’t believe it. / put ’em to work They work like hell 800 00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:42,005 They don ’t smoke half the shit like Mexicans do. 801 00:49:42,079 --> 00:49:44,013 [ Sirens Wailing] Hey, just feed ’em a bowl of rice a day, 802 00:49:44,081 --> 00:49:48,040 or the Cocoa Puffs or Rice Krispies or whatever, they‘re happy as hell. 803 00:49:48,118 --> 00:49:50,086 Oh, shit, listen to that. [ Sirens Continue] 804 00:49:50,153 --> 00:49:52,644 It‘s the cops. Oh, God, I‘m gonna get this on tape here. 805 00:49:52,723 --> 00:49:54,657 Here, hold this. I wanna get this on tape. 806 00:49:54,725 --> 00:49:56,920 I use this to scare away the deer in the ﬁeld. 807 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:59,588 |p|ayit, but |—— Come on. I want it. Come on. 808 00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:01,893 I wanna get this recorded. This is gonna be great. 809 00:50:01,965 --> 00:50:03,899 I‘ll turn it up real loud, so—— 810 00:50:03,967 --> 00:50:07,767 Come on. This is gonna be great. [Laughing] 811 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:10,966 [People Chattering] 812 00:50:11,041 --> 00:50:15,808 [ Helicopter Blades Whirring] 813 00:50:15,879 --> 00:50:18,712 [ Siren Wailing] 814 00:50:28,688 --> 00:50:28,759 All right. move these people back. Move ‘em back. Get back. 815 00:50:28,759 --> 00:50:31,057 You in there, you are under arrest. 816 00:50:31,128 --> 00:50:34,097 Come out now and you won‘t get hurt. 817 00:50:34,164 --> 00:50:37,361 / said come out, or we ’re coming in to get you. Get down. Get down. 818 00:50:37,434 --> 00:50:40,301 We have the place surrounded You have two minutes. 819 00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:43,066 Come out now and—— 820 00:50:46,943 --> 00:50:49,844 That‘s the guys right there! Come out with your hands up. 821 00:50:49,913 --> 00:50:52,780 Somebody take care ofthis man. Let go, you fuckin‘ asshole! 822 00:50:52,849 --> 00:50:56,683 [AllYelling At Once] I‘m the guy who called! 823 00:50:56,753 --> 00:50:59,881 Why don‘t youjust kill me? Let me go! 824 00:50:59,956 --> 00:51:04,825 You fucking assholes! Get offme! Let me go! You fuckin‘ morons! 825 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:09,161 Let me go, man! Attica! Attica! Attica! 826 00:51:09,232 --> 00:51:11,359 Let me go! I‘m fragile! 827 00:51:11,435 --> 00:51:15,098 Move along. Come out now, and you won‘t get hurt. [ Laughing] 828 00:51:15,172 --> 00:51:17,800 You are under arrest. We have the place surrounded 829 00:51:17,874 --> 00:51:21,901 Ow! Ow! Okay, okay, I‘m in! [ Man On Bul/horn ] Come out or—— 830 00:51:21,978 --> 00:51:25,937 Goddamn, Chang. Hey, this is excitin‘, man. [Laughs] 831 00:51:26,016 --> 00:51:30,077 I‘m glad I metyou, Chang. Oh, man, I‘m glad |metyou, man. 832 00:51:30,153 --> 00:51:33,919 This town has been so dry, man. You wouldn‘t believe it. 833 00:51:33,990 --> 00:51:37,323 Hey, where‘d you get a name like Ching? You don‘t look like a Ching. 834 00:51:37,394 --> 00:51:39,362 My dad‘s Chinese, man. What‘s your mama? 835 00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:41,260 She‘s a waitress. Oh. 836 00:51:41,331 --> 00:51:44,664 [Cheech] / thought you got named like they named Chinese babies. 837 00:51:44,734 --> 00:51:47,396 They take silverware and throw it in the air and it comes down and goes, 838 00:51:47,471 --> 00:51:49,996 ching—chang—chong, bing—bang—bong 839 00:51:50,073 --> 00:51:51,404 You get it? 840 00:51:52,342 --> 00:51:55,140 Damn, / can ’t stand long pants, man. 841 00:51:55,212 --> 00:51:57,578 Whoo! Don‘t cut yourself. [Together] Whoo! 842 00:51:57,647 --> 00:51:59,774 You guys wanna go to a party? Yeah. 843 00:51:59,850 --> 00:52:01,875 Hellyeah! Here it is. 844 00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:06,616 All right! Hey, listen, you guys have any, uh, blow? 845 00:52:06,690 --> 00:52:09,420 What? You know. [Snifﬁng] 846 00:52:09,493 --> 00:52:11,484 No. Oh, here. Use my sleeve. 847 00:52:11,561 --> 00:52:13,927 [Laughing] Forget it! 848 00:52:13,997 --> 00:52:16,727 Hey, uh—— Whoo! What‘s this here? 849 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:20,497 It says, “Good for massage or enema.“ I‘ll take the massage. 850 00:52:20,570 --> 00:52:24,666 Come on. Let‘s go, man. This sounds like good fun. Holy sheep shit. 851 00:52:35,452 --> 00:52:37,784 Okay, gentlemen, would you come with me, please. 852 00:52:37,854 --> 00:52:40,379 Hey, we‘ll come any way you want. [Chuckles] 853 00:52:40,457 --> 00:52:42,652 With you or with them or with anybody. 854 00:52:42,726 --> 00:52:46,457 Put us in the same room ‘cause we wanna party, okay? [ Laughing] 855 00:52:46,530 --> 00:52:49,021 Hold it, boys. Have a seat and I‘ll be right back. 856 00:52:49,099 --> 00:52:52,967 Oh. Okay. Well, hurry up or we‘ll start without you. 857 00:52:53,036 --> 00:52:56,699 Ooh, you see the way them legs both make an ass ofthemselves. 858 00:52:56,773 --> 00:53:00,265 [Laughing] Hey, let‘s party! Come on. 859 00:53:00,343 --> 00:53:03,870 Wanna choose up sides and smell armpits? |gotyou. 860 00:53:03,947 --> 00:53:06,575 Damn, this is great, man. 861 00:53:06,650 --> 00:53:10,916 Damn,you look funny. [Laughing] 862 00:53:10,987 --> 00:53:13,319 Hey, the water‘s gettin‘ warmer. 863 00:53:13,390 --> 00:53:16,359 Yeah, and yellower too. 864 00:53:17,627 --> 00:53:21,324 Ahh. Ah, man. Do you get it? 865 00:53:21,398 --> 00:53:24,162 Ah, I‘m gettin‘ outta here. Hey, can we have some towels? 866 00:53:24,234 --> 00:53:26,464 Damn, you‘re nasty. 867 00:53:26,536 --> 00:53:30,063 Now youjust let me know ifthere‘s anything else I can get foryou. 868 00:53:30,140 --> 00:53:32,074 Oh, anything? Yes. 869 00:53:32,142 --> 00:53:34,076 Oh, how aboutjoining us? [Screaming] 870 00:53:34,144 --> 00:53:37,580 [Laughing] Hey, we live by the lake. Drop in any time. 871 00:53:37,647 --> 00:53:41,811 Hey, you wanna party? Come on. Hey, let‘s party. [ Laughing] 872 00:53:41,885 --> 00:53:44,979 [ Muttering] . How you guys dorn‘? 873 00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:48,513 |thinkyour leg‘s a little obscure there. 874 00:53:48,592 --> 00:53:50,651 That ain‘t myleg. [Laughing] 875 00:53:50,727 --> 00:53:54,493 He y! He y, you wanna party? He y! 876 00:53:54,564 --> 00:53:57,192 [Coughing] Don‘t drink the water, whateveryou do. 877 00:54:02,472 --> 00:54:04,406 Where‘d ya go? [Chuckling] 878 00:54:04,474 --> 00:54:06,704 Hey, where‘d ya go? 879 00:54:11,481 --> 00:54:13,847 Holy sheep shit! 880 00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:16,545 [Laughs] Goddamn! 881 00:54:17,787 --> 00:54:21,917 How—— How ya do that? 882 00:54:21,992 --> 00:54:23,926 Goddamn! 883 00:54:26,663 --> 00:54:29,461 Goddamn! Hey, Chong! 884 00:54:29,532 --> 00:54:32,626 Hey, hey, Chong! Goddamn! Come here and look at this here! 885 00:54:32,702 --> 00:54:34,636 Hey, Chong! 886 00:54:34,704 --> 00:54:36,638 [ Cl ucki n g ] [Woman] Charlie. 887 00:54:36,706 --> 00:54:38,833 [Charlie] What? Time up. 888 00:54:38,908 --> 00:54:41,706 I haven‘t crowed yet. Ohh, crow. 889 00:54:41,778 --> 00:54:43,712 [Crowing] 890 00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:46,248 [Both Laughing] 891 00:54:46,316 --> 00:54:49,843 Charlie, untie me! Untie me, Charlie! 892 00:54:49,919 --> 00:54:52,615 Charlie. Hey. Hey, that was neat, man! 893 00:54:52,689 --> 00:54:56,216 [Groans] [Clucking] 894 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:58,318 Charlie, goddamn it. 895 00:54:58,395 --> 00:55:02,661 Never mind. You‘re gettin‘ out. Now get your clothes and get the hell outta here! 896 00:55:02,732 --> 00:55:05,724 Oh, hiya, Charlie. How ya doin‘? Nice to see ya. Tony. 897 00:55:05,802 --> 00:55:08,134 Hi. How areyou? Hi. You got a nice smile on yourface. 898 00:55:08,204 --> 00:55:11,139 Candy been takin‘ good care ofya? 899 00:55:13,076 --> 00:55:15,977 Yes. Uh, in fact, she‘s one ofyour best girls. 900 00:55:16,046 --> 00:55:19,174 You‘re telling me? You know, she‘s an actress. Really? 901 00:55:19,249 --> 00:55:21,649 Oh, indeed! She‘s got her own answering service. 902 00:55:21,718 --> 00:55:26,587 She‘s got an eight—by—ten glossy of herself. She came in second on a mouthwash commercial. 903 00:55:28,391 --> 00:55:30,484 That was fun, man. 904 00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:33,495 [ Women Moaning Passionate/y] H ey, l i s te n. 905 00:55:33,563 --> 00:55:35,497 Hey, listen. 906 00:55:37,901 --> 00:55:40,870 What, are they ﬁghtin‘? No, no, they‘re gettin‘ it on. 907 00:55:40,937 --> 00:55:44,668 I wanna record this. This‘ll scare the hell outta the deer, man. 908 00:55:44,741 --> 00:55:48,768 And... record. [Cassette Player: Siren Wailing] 909 00:55:48,845 --> 00:55:52,178 [Man’s l/oice On Tape] You in there, you are under arrest! 910 00:55:52,248 --> 00:55:54,876 Come out now, and you won ’t get hurt. [Siren Continues] 911 00:55:54,951 --> 00:55:58,079 / said come out, or we ’re coming in to get you. 912 00:55:58,154 --> 00:56:01,487 — We have the place surrounded — Come on, Senator, let‘s get outta here! 913 00:56:01,558 --> 00:56:04,186 — [Man Shouting] It’s a raid! — Come out now 914 00:56:04,260 --> 00:56:08,094 Get those people away ﬂ’om me! Get these people back no w! 915 00:56:08,164 --> 00:56:11,622 Come out now, and you won ’t get hurt. [ Scream i n g ] 916 00:56:11,701 --> 00:56:15,865 [Sirens Continue] Oh, my God! [Screaming] 917 00:56:17,407 --> 00:56:19,500 [Shouting] 918 00:56:24,013 --> 00:56:26,709 Hey, it‘s a raid! [Laughing] 919 00:56:26,783 --> 00:56:28,717 Look out! Run! 920 00:56:28,785 --> 00:56:33,188 All right! I‘m comin‘ to getya! 921 00:56:33,256 --> 00:56:35,986 Hey, it‘s a hop frog. Let me do it! Let me do it! 922 00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:39,358 Hey, what‘s the matter, little lady? You‘re all hung up. 923 00:56:39,429 --> 00:56:42,125 [Tape Stops] Hey there, I‘ll cut you loose. Let go there. 924 00:56:42,198 --> 00:56:44,792 Oh, there you go! You‘re free! You have a new record. 925 00:56:44,868 --> 00:56:47,428 [Laughing] 926 00:56:47,504 --> 00:56:51,235 I didn‘t know massage parlors were like that, man. JJ[Tape: Blues] 927 00:56:51,307 --> 00:56:53,502 That was—— Goddamn, that was fun! 928 00:56:53,576 --> 00:56:57,637 Why don‘t you wait for me? Where are ya going? Can I go with you? 929 00:56:57,714 --> 00:57:00,740 Oh, hell yeah! You can go with us, man. 930 00:57:00,817 --> 00:57:04,344 Oh, that was fun. [Whining] He wouldn‘t untie me. 931 00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:06,355 No. [Laughs] No. 932 00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:09,688 Hey, we never did get a massage, did we? 933 00:57:09,759 --> 00:57:12,751 Hey, I‘m hungry. Areyou hungry? Yeah. Let‘s go eat. 934 00:57:12,829 --> 00:57:16,458 All right, let‘s eat. Hey, get over there! It‘s a raid! 935 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:23,797 JJ[ Humming] 936 00:57:38,555 --> 00:57:41,217 Hey, baby. Come on, bitch. 937 00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:44,818 Shit! I gota lot ofshit to do. 938 00:57:55,038 --> 00:57:56,972 Shit. 939 00:58:00,677 --> 00:58:03,771 Shit, ifthat bitch don‘t get here pretty soon, 940 00:58:03,847 --> 00:58:05,542 I‘ll have to wait some more. 941 00:58:05,615 --> 00:58:07,947 JJ[ Humming] 942 00:58:12,522 --> 00:58:14,456 [Man] Yes, can / help you? 943 00:58:14,524 --> 00:58:17,288 [ Woman] Yes, I’d like to buy a classical guitar, please. 944 00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:20,056 You ’re looking at one. Real antique, this one. 945 00:58:20,129 --> 00:58:23,155 That sounds really nice. Howmuch is it? 946 00:58:23,233 --> 00:58:25,701 It’s not forsa/e. That’s our prized possession. 947 00:58:25,768 --> 00:58:29,704 ...that‘s when I said, “Wheneveryou‘re in town, I‘ll keep an eye out forya.“ 948 00:58:29,772 --> 00:58:32,639 [Laughing] You get it? Huh? 949 00:58:32,709 --> 00:58:37,078 She only had one eye, so| said, “I‘ll keep an eye out forya.“ 950 00:58:37,146 --> 00:58:42,311 Oh, wow. Oh, you‘ll get it later. 951 00:58:42,385 --> 00:58:45,183 Oh, holy sheep shit! 952 00:58:45,255 --> 00:58:47,951 Goddamn, it‘s guitar heaven! 953 00:58:48,024 --> 00:58:51,687 / died and went to guitar hea ven. Goddamn, look at all—— 954 00:58:51,761 --> 00:58:55,219 [Ampliﬁer Blaring, Distorted] 955 00:58:55,298 --> 00:58:57,766 All right, man! What the hell do ya thinkyou‘re doin‘? Huh? 956 00:58:59,469 --> 00:59:01,903 JTreat me like a fool J 957 00:59:01,971 --> 00:59:04,804 JTreat me mean and cruel J 958 00:59:04,874 --> 00:59:07,604 J Whoa—ho, love me JJ 959 00:59:07,677 --> 00:59:10,578 |‘mjust tryin‘ it out, man. Aah! Ah! 960 00:59:10,647 --> 00:59:14,413 Hey, hey, that‘s enough ofthat. What the hell, are you in the Rolling Stones? 961 00:59:14,484 --> 00:59:16,918 What‘s the matter with you? Got a wild hair up your ass? 962 00:59:16,986 --> 00:59:19,454 [Cymbals Crashing] 963 00:59:19,522 --> 00:59:22,889 No, not here! Go, go, go, go. [Chuckles] 964 00:59:22,959 --> 00:59:26,122 That guy got ﬁustered, huh? Hey, cutie pie, how you doin‘? 965 00:59:26,195 --> 00:59:29,289 [Guitar Feeding Back ! oud/y] Far out! 966 00:59:29,365 --> 00:59:32,300 [Distortion Continues] 967 00:59:43,112 --> 00:59:45,672 Holy sheep shit! Whoo! 968 00:59:45,748 --> 00:59:48,546 Goddamn, that was fun! 969 00:59:48,618 --> 00:59:52,611 Hey, I‘m hungry. You hungry? Goddamn cheap ampliﬁers. 970 00:59:52,689 --> 00:59:57,183 Hey, come on. Let‘s get somethin‘ to eat. Goddamn, man, did you see—— 971 00:59:57,260 --> 01:00:01,094 JJ [ “Dixie“ ] Whoo! 972 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,595 [Laughing] 973 01:00:06,669 --> 01:00:08,762 Whoa, look at that car! [Shouting] 974 01:00:08,838 --> 01:00:11,705 |‘m callin‘ the cops! You ruined my store! 975 01:00:11,774 --> 01:00:14,436 [Both Shouting] 976 01:00:14,510 --> 01:00:17,570 [Shouting] Here, there ya go. 977 01:00:17,647 --> 01:00:19,672 Wait a minute. Wait! Give us a ride, okay? 978 01:00:19,749 --> 01:00:22,081 We‘re gonna go get something to eat. What are you doing? 979 01:00:22,151 --> 01:00:26,349 We‘rejust gonna get something. to eat. Let‘s go. Come on. She‘s gonna give us a ride. 980 01:00:26,422 --> 01:00:29,255 Hey, thanks a lot. We really appreciate it. Look, I have to go. 981 01:00:29,325 --> 01:00:31,793 Hop on that gas. Look, ifyou don‘t get outta here—— 982 01:00:31,861 --> 01:00:33,795 Hold on. Okay—— 983 01:00:33,863 --> 01:00:37,321 [Siren Wailing] 984 01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:40,335 JJ [ Continues] 985 01:00:42,639 --> 01:00:44,607 All right, wait a minute. 986 01:00:44,974 --> 01:00:47,374 [Candy Screaming] 987 01:00:47,443 --> 01:00:50,071 [Cheech Chattering] 988 01:00:50,146 --> 01:00:53,172 Gonna raise the bar bill till midnight! 989 01:00:53,249 --> 01:00:55,843 JJ[ Radio: Rock] 990 01:00:55,918 --> 01:00:58,785 Holy sheep shit! 991 01:00:58,855 --> 01:01:02,916 [Chong] Hoorah! We‘re here! [Candy Whooping] 992 01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:05,256 [Cheech] We‘re home! 993 01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:07,489 [Radio Stops] [Cheech Chattering] 994 01:01:07,563 --> 01:01:10,327 [Laughing] 995 01:01:13,036 --> 01:01:14,970 Come on. Whoo! 996 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:21,872 Hey, there‘s enough room for the Russian Army in this goddamn place. 997 01:01:21,944 --> 01:01:24,504 Whoo! Hey. [Laughing] 998 01:01:24,580 --> 01:01:26,275 Goddamn. You live here, huh? 999 01:01:26,349 --> 01:01:29,375 Hey, open up! We‘ve come foryour daughters! [Candy] Hello! 1000 01:01:29,452 --> 01:01:31,682 Hey! Hey! Hello! Hello! 1001 01:01:31,754 --> 01:01:35,690 [ Bell Ringing C ontinuous/y ] [! oud Knocking] 1002 01:01:42,031 --> 01:01:45,558 Hey. Hey! [Laughs] Howya doin‘? [Gasps] 1003 01:01:45,635 --> 01:01:48,126 No, you have to leave right now! Holy sheep shit! 1004 01:01:48,204 --> 01:01:50,604 Look at the size ofthis goddamn place! Go away! 1005 01:01:50,673 --> 01:01:53,039 [Screaming] Missy, who are all these people? 1006 01:01:53,109 --> 01:01:55,509 I don‘t know. You don‘t know? 1007 01:01:55,578 --> 01:01:57,910 We can only stay a month. [ Laughs] 1008 01:01:57,980 --> 01:02:02,178 Hey, hurry back! Come on. Let‘s have some fun. Goddamn, look at this place. 1009 01:02:02,251 --> 01:02:05,118 Whoa. Boy, we‘re shittin‘ in top cotton now. 1010 01:02:05,188 --> 01:02:08,316 Goddamn! Well, what cute outﬁts you have. 1011 01:02:08,391 --> 01:02:11,019 Now let me guess which ones you are. Now, let‘s see. 1012 01:02:11,094 --> 01:02:13,995 You‘re the cowardly lion, right? Yeah! 1013 01:02:14,063 --> 01:02:18,727 But you have a heart. And let‘s see. You‘re Glenda, the good witch ofthe north. 1014 01:02:18,801 --> 01:02:21,964 That‘s her. But you forgot your skirt. 1015 01:02:22,038 --> 01:02:24,632 And let‘s see. Oh, uh—— Dum—du—dum. 1016 01:02:24,707 --> 01:02:28,268 Well, you‘re Toto, right? Yeah, he‘s Toto. 1017 01:02:28,344 --> 01:02:32,804 I know I have some treats somewhere in the house foryou, but you have to do a trick. 1018 01:02:32,882 --> 01:02:37,114 All right. Estrellita, muygrande la pinata, porﬂavor. 1019 01:02:37,186 --> 01:02:40,485 Goddamn, look at this place. Holy sheep shit! 1020 01:02:40,556 --> 01:02:42,490 Goddamn. 1021 01:02:42,558 --> 01:02:46,858 Oh, God, look at that frog spear here. Goddamn. 1022 01:02:48,164 --> 01:02:51,361 [Screaming] [Screams] 1023 01:02:52,802 --> 01:02:55,965 [Laughing] 1024 01:02:56,038 --> 01:02:58,063 There‘s the cat. [Shouting] 1025 01:02:58,141 --> 01:03:00,075 [Cat Snar/ing] 1026 01:03:00,143 --> 01:03:02,703 [Shouting Continues] [Banging] 1027 01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:04,713 [Snar/ing Continues] 1028 01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:08,774 000—000, I got something foryou. Do you want Ho—Hums or Dodos? 1029 01:03:08,851 --> 01:03:12,048 [Cat Ye/ping] How energetic. That cat neverjumped that high before. 1030 01:03:12,121 --> 01:03:14,988 - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. — [Cat Snar/ing] 1031 01:03:20,563 --> 01:03:22,554 [Dog Barking] 1032 01:03:22,632 --> 01:03:25,897 Yes, right through here. There‘s plenty of room for everybody. 1033 01:03:25,968 --> 01:03:29,870 Maybe ifyou, uh, sit, uh—— Hey, get in there, little ﬁlly. 1034 01:03:29,939 --> 01:03:33,170 Well, that‘s usually Daddy‘s—— Hey, come on! Let‘s eat! 1035 01:03:33,242 --> 01:03:36,040 Chasin‘ “pussy“ makes me hungry. [Laughing] 1036 01:03:36,112 --> 01:03:37,807 Oh. Well, yes. 1037 01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:42,249 Estrellita, uh, tres mucho platos porla dinner. 1038 01:03:42,318 --> 01:03:44,252 Eeew, God. Get outta here. 1039 01:03:47,423 --> 01:03:50,358 [Cheech Chattering] 1040 01:03:52,028 --> 01:03:54,656 [ Candy Screaming] [Cheech Grow/ing] 1041 01:04:02,638 --> 01:04:07,075 So, when my baby was seven years old she started her riding lessons. 1042 01:04:07,143 --> 01:04:09,839 They were so—— Oh, Charles, surprise. 1043 01:04:09,912 --> 01:04:13,541 —[ G a s ps ] —/t’s our25th wedding anniversary and we have guests. 1044 01:04:13,616 --> 01:04:15,709 Charlie! 1045 01:04:17,453 --> 01:04:19,819 [High—Pitched Screaming, Giggling] 1046 01:04:19,889 --> 01:04:23,825 [Cheech] Hey, it’s Chicken Charlie! [ Chuckling] 1047 01:04:23,893 --> 01:04:25,827 [ Belches] [Missy] J/’mgoin’upJ 1048 01:04:25,895 --> 01:04:29,023 JJ [Acoustic Guitar] J/’mgoin’downJ 1049 01:04:29,098 --> 01:04:32,829 J/’mgoin’up, down down, upJ 1050 01:04:32,902 --> 01:04:36,963 JAny wayyou want me let’sgoJ 1051 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:41,472 J Yea/7, yeahJ 1052 01:04:41,544 --> 01:04:45,275 J YeahJ 1053 01:04:46,616 --> 01:04:50,347 J You got me doin’ what you want meJ 1054 01:04:50,419 --> 01:04:55,322 JBaby, what you want me to doJ 1055 01:04:58,127 --> 01:05:01,392 J Yea h JJ JJ [Guitar Building To End] 1056 01:05:01,464 --> 01:05:03,398 Oh, beautiful. 1057 01:05:03,466 --> 01:05:06,230 Now sing “This Land Was Your Land.“ Okay. 1058 01:05:06,302 --> 01:05:08,167 [Both Shouting] No! No! 1059 01:05:08,237 --> 01:05:10,296 Let‘s do somethin‘ different. 1060 01:05:10,373 --> 01:05:13,308 Uh, how about let‘s do a magic trick. Wanna see a magic trick? 1061 01:05:13,376 --> 01:05:16,004 Yes. Oh, all right. I‘ll do a magic trick. 1062 01:05:16,078 --> 01:05:19,104 Let‘s see. What can we do? Oh, I know. 1063 01:05:19,181 --> 01:05:22,082 All right, I need somebody to help me. Who wants to help me? Me, me, me. 1064 01:05:22,151 --> 01:05:23,641 Who? Who? Me! 1065 01:05:23,719 --> 01:05:25,550 Oh, how ‘bout you? Oh, okay. 1066 01:05:25,621 --> 01:05:27,384 All right, what‘s this? A napkin. 1067 01:05:27,456 --> 01:05:30,254 All right, what‘s that? Oh, the other side ofthe napkin. 1068 01:05:30,326 --> 01:05:33,318 Very good. Oh, you‘ve been to school, huh? Yeah. 1069 01:05:33,396 --> 01:05:36,024 Now I‘m gonna take this napkin here and take this roll... 1070 01:05:36,098 --> 01:05:38,225 and put it in the middle ofthe napkin. 1071 01:05:38,301 --> 01:05:39,859 Uh-huh. What‘s that? 1072 01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:41,801 Roll. Okay, what‘s that? 1073 01:05:41,871 --> 01:05:44,169 Napkin. Very good. 1074 01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:46,174 You‘re still with me. Yeah. 1075 01:05:46,242 --> 01:05:50,178 Now the trick part ofthis magic trickis I‘m gonna turn this here roll... 1076 01:05:50,246 --> 01:05:52,180 into a piece offruit. 1077 01:05:52,248 --> 01:05:54,182 [Gasps] No. 1078 01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:56,878 Yeah, right before your very eyes. 1079 01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:59,513 This is exciting! Okay, but| need your help. 1080 01:05:59,588 --> 01:06:03,024 Okay. I need you to hold the end ofthat roll right there. 1081 01:06:03,092 --> 01:06:05,026 That‘s a roll, right? Yeah. 1082 01:06:05,094 --> 01:06:07,460 Hold it good and tight. Don‘t let it go. No. 1083 01:06:07,530 --> 01:06:11,591 Now, we‘re gonna turn it and roll it and roll it and mark itwith a “B“... 1084 01:06:11,667 --> 01:06:14,966 and say the magic words: Abracadabra, hocus—pocus. 1085 01:06:15,037 --> 01:06:17,562 Hope it don‘t poke us in the eye. [ Laughs] 1086 01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:20,507 And rub it like that there. What did I say| was gonna do? 1087 01:06:20,576 --> 01:06:23,909 Turn it into a piece offruit. Okay, well, you tell me. 1088 01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:26,949 Ain‘t that a peach? [Laughing] 1089 01:06:27,016 --> 01:06:29,576 [Chuckling] 1090 01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:32,143 Do ya get it? I don‘t get it. 1091 01:06:32,221 --> 01:06:36,385 Ain‘t that a peach? See, that‘s a peach. See? Do ya get it? 1092 01:06:36,459 --> 01:06:38,654 I don‘t get it. 1093 01:06:38,728 --> 01:06:41,458 A peach, man! A peach! Do ya get it? 1094 01:06:41,530 --> 01:06:44,590 [All Laughing] 1095 01:06:44,667 --> 01:06:48,034 It‘s a peach! It‘s a peach. You don‘t get—— 1096 01:06:48,504 --> 01:06:50,802 JYou got me running J 1097 01:06:50,873 --> 01:06:53,341 JYou got me hiding J 1098 01:06:53,409 --> 01:06:56,810 JYou got me wrong, right all rightJ 1099 01:06:56,879 --> 01:06:59,905 J Any way you want me It‘s a peach JJ 1100 01:06:59,982 --> 01:07:02,712 [Laughing] 1101 01:07:05,421 --> 01:07:08,720 All right, Grandma, you‘re too much. That smell is so good. 1102 01:07:08,791 --> 01:07:11,851 It‘s like a sachet or a potpourri, isn‘t it? 1103 01:07:11,927 --> 01:07:14,054 [Cheech] Oh, it’s homegrown. 1104 01:07:14,130 --> 01:07:17,759 Here, have some. Oh, I garden myself, you know. 1105 01:07:17,833 --> 01:07:19,960 All right. Well, that‘s great stuff. 1106 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:23,096 That‘s “senseamia,“ needless to say. 1107 01:07:27,109 --> 01:07:31,773 Hey, can you read between the lines? How about shorthand? 1108 01:07:31,847 --> 01:07:34,475 Watch the road! Watch the road. Okay. 1109 01:07:34,550 --> 01:07:39,249 What‘s green and red and goes 105 miles an hour? 1110 01:07:39,321 --> 01:07:42,449 I don‘t know. A frog in a blender. 1111 01:07:42,525 --> 01:07:44,789 [Both Laughing] 1112 01:07:44,860 --> 01:07:48,694 Ohh, my. I‘m going to adopt you, okay? 1113 01:07:53,536 --> 01:07:56,266 Hey, don‘t bogart it now, Grandma. 1114 01:07:56,338 --> 01:07:58,533 You can live in the room under the stairs. 1115 01:08:00,676 --> 01:08:02,974 Likea troll. 1116 01:08:06,148 --> 01:08:08,412 That could be a “troll bridge.“ 1117 01:08:10,820 --> 01:08:13,345 Hey, gimme another hit, Del Re y! 1118 01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:16,391 00/7. 0/7/7. [sighs ] 1119 01:08:18,527 --> 01:08:20,995 Where‘s it gonna go? 1120 01:08:23,632 --> 01:08:25,827 We‘re not moving. That‘s right. 1121 01:08:25,901 --> 01:08:29,894 Oh, look at that trafﬁc light. Isn‘t that pretty? 1122 01:08:29,972 --> 01:08:34,773 Ohh. Daddy. can we have those for our Christmas tree? 1123 01:08:37,179 --> 01:08:39,704 They change color too. 1124 01:08:41,750 --> 01:08:43,684 [Mother Sighs] 1125 01:08:43,752 --> 01:08:47,244 0h, / wanna go down here. Can we go down here? Where? Where? 1126 01:08:47,323 --> 01:08:50,554 Ooh, the Comedy House. / wanna laugh. / wanna laugh. / wanna laugh. 1127 01:08:50,626 --> 01:08:55,359 Oh, the Comedy House. Okay, here we go. Hey, we‘re comin‘ over! 1128 01:08:55,431 --> 01:08:58,366 JJ[ Trumpet, Droning] 1129 01:09:09,345 --> 01:09:12,280 JJ [Continues] 1130 01:09:23,692 --> 01:09:26,627 [ Trumpeting Noises] 1131 01:09:29,932 --> 01:09:31,866 J Mm—hmm J 1132 01:09:35,437 --> 01:09:38,372 [ Trumpeting Continues] 1133 01:09:46,849 --> 01:09:50,080 [ A p pl a u s e ] [Man] Thank you. Thank you so much. 1134 01:09:50,152 --> 01:09:54,521 Oh, it’s so good to be here. So, /—— Shh, shh. Some outstanding.. 1135 01:09:54,590 --> 01:09:57,058 entertainment coming up. 1136 01:09:57,126 --> 01:10:01,222 And our ﬁrst comedian, he‘s been appearing at the Pico Riveria... 1137 01:10:01,297 --> 01:10:03,527 last couple ofweeks and the Holiday Inn. 1138 01:10:03,599 --> 01:10:06,363 He‘sjust knockin‘ ‘em down. 1139 01:10:06,435 --> 01:10:09,666 Here he is, my friend, your friend, 1140 01:10:09,738 --> 01:10:12,730 Mr. Pee Wee Herman! 1141 01:10:12,808 --> 01:10:15,709 Yes, let’s hear it for him. [Applause ] 1142 01:10:15,778 --> 01:10:18,713 JJ[Piano] 1143 01:10:20,149 --> 01:10:23,778 Hi, everybody! My name‘s Pee Wee. What‘s yours? 1144 01:10:23,852 --> 01:10:26,150 Hey, look out! [Laughing] 1145 01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:29,623 Say, you know, you two look a little familiarto me. 1146 01:10:29,692 --> 01:10:31,660 [Cheech] You smell familiar. 1147 01:10:31,727 --> 01:10:34,628 [Crowd Laughing] 1148 01:10:34,697 --> 01:10:38,929 Ah, ah, ah, I‘m the comedian. I‘ll tell thejokes, okay, ifyou don‘t mind? 1149 01:10:39,001 --> 01:10:42,903 |fyou thinkyou‘re so funny, why don‘t you come up here and do an act? 1150 01:10:42,972 --> 01:10:45,770 Go tell ajoke. Go on and tell ajoke. No. 1151 01:10:45,841 --> 01:10:49,800 Yeah, yeah, you think you‘re big stuff, why don‘t you come up here and try this out? 1152 01:10:53,849 --> 01:10:56,545 JJ[BandStarts /n] 1153 01:10:58,587 --> 01:11:00,680 Fuck it. I‘ll go somewhere else. 1154 01:11:01,757 --> 01:11:04,385 Hey, hey, here. 1155 01:11:04,460 --> 01:11:07,361 [ La u g hi n g ] [Applause Continues] 1156 01:11:07,429 --> 01:11:09,954 Be funny! 1157 01:11:10,032 --> 01:11:13,229 Y‘all wanna hear about Dilbert Dumb Butt in Mexico? 1158 01:11:17,039 --> 01:11:18,973 Okay, here we go. Here it is. 1159 01:11:19,041 --> 01:11:22,272 Ol‘ Dilbert Dumb Butt, he went down to Mexico... 1160 01:11:22,344 --> 01:11:25,472 and he‘s walkin‘ around there in the plazajust havin‘ a taco, you know, 1161 01:11:25,547 --> 01:11:28,573 and gettin‘ the runs and everything, you know. 1162 01:11:28,651 --> 01:11:32,485 And he had to get back to the navy station and didn‘t know what time it was. 1163 01:11:32,554 --> 01:11:37,014 He sees this old Mexican type fellow leaning against a wall havin‘ a siesta. 1164 01:11:37,092 --> 01:11:42,189 And he says, “Hey, Poncho, can y‘all tell a fellow what time it is?“ 1165 01:11:42,264 --> 01:11:44,858 And the guy looks up at him like that and he reaches back—— 1166 01:11:44,933 --> 01:11:47,493 His sombrero had little dingle balls all overit. 1167 01:11:47,569 --> 01:11:50,003 And there ’s this donkey standin ’next to him. 1168 01:11:50,072 --> 01:11:54,031 He reaches out like that and he grabs the donkey right by the balls, ya know. 1169 01:11:54,109 --> 01:11:56,043 Big old wet donkey balls. 1170 01:11:56,111 --> 01:11:59,342 [Crowd Laughing] He‘s terrible! You‘re terrible! 1171 01:11:59,415 --> 01:12:04,614 And he lifts them up like that and he says, “Oh, senor, it‘s, mmm, 2:30.“ 1172 01:12:04,687 --> 01:12:08,384 Goddamn. Dilbert says, “Holy sheep shit! 1173 01:12:08,457 --> 01:12:13,121 How in the hell can you tell time by grabbin‘ a donkey‘s balls, man?“ 1174 01:12:13,195 --> 01:12:15,459 And he says, “Ah, simple, senor. 1175 01:12:15,531 --> 01:12:19,092 “First you take the balls ofthat burro and you lift ‘em up, 1176 01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:21,602 and you see that clock over there?” [ Laughing] 1177 01:12:21,670 --> 01:12:23,638 [Crowd Whooping] 1178 01:12:23,706 --> 01:12:25,606 [Mother] / get it! 1179 01:12:25,674 --> 01:12:28,768 You get it? Thank you very much. 1180 01:12:28,844 --> 01:12:32,109 Oh, thank you. Thank you. Hey, Grandma, you tell a joke. 1181 01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:34,308 Come on, mama! Oh, me? No. 1182 01:12:34,383 --> 01:12:37,011 Yea/7, come on. Come on! 1183 01:12:37,086 --> 01:12:39,714 All right, Grandma! All right, come up here. 1184 01:12:39,788 --> 01:12:42,655 Whoa, whoa. All right! 1185 01:12:42,725 --> 01:12:44,852 [Giggling] Go on. Tell ajoke. 1186 01:12:48,330 --> 01:12:51,128 [Bo/sterous laughter] 1187 01:12:52,935 --> 01:12:54,994 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh. 1188 01:12:55,070 --> 01:12:58,062 Okay, now I’ll tell astory. 0kay, uh, uh—— 1189 01:12:58,140 --> 01:13:03,237 How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbu/b? 1190 01:13:03,312 --> 01:13:07,248 — [Whispering] How many? —I don‘t know. How many? 1191 01:13:07,316 --> 01:13:11,252 It only—— Okay. It only takes one, 1192 01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:13,618 but it takes a long time... 1193 01:13:13,689 --> 01:13:17,284 and the lightbulb has to want to change. 1194 01:13:18,394 --> 01:13:21,192 [Scattered Laughter] 1195 01:13:21,263 --> 01:13:23,390 [Bo/sterous laughter] 1196 01:13:27,870 --> 01:13:30,168 Hey, wasn‘t she great? Come on! Yeah! 1197 01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:34,369 Wasn‘t she great? Hey, come on. Let‘s give her a hand. 1198 01:13:35,444 --> 01:13:37,912 All right, Grandma! Yea! 1199 01:13:37,980 --> 01:13:40,005 That was great! 1200 01:13:40,082 --> 01:13:43,449 Was that funny? Was I funny, Daddy? Was I funny? 1201 01:13:43,519 --> 01:13:46,352 You tell ajoke now. You want him to tell ajoke? 1202 01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:50,324 All right! Come on! Tell ajoke, man. 1203 01:13:52,494 --> 01:13:55,827 All right. you tell ajoke, man. Go on. Get up there. 1204 01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:58,366 [Chuckles] 1205 01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:01,892 Hey, hey, you. See those two guys over there? 1206 01:14:01,970 --> 01:14:05,497 I need you to kill them for me! They had me put injail today. 1207 01:14:05,574 --> 01:14:08,975 Those guys right there on stage. Sorry. I can‘t leave the door. 1208 01:14:09,044 --> 01:14:10,978 Hey, thanks! 1209 01:14:11,046 --> 01:14:13,037 Hey, you! 1210 01:14:13,115 --> 01:14:16,607 |‘ve, I‘ve never, uh, like, been on stage before. 1211 01:14:16,685 --> 01:14:20,621 | hope| don‘t fuck up. [ Laughter] 1212 01:14:20,689 --> 01:14:23,214 Okay, I wanna do some magic, man. 1213 01:14:27,863 --> 01:14:30,161 Uh, let‘s see. How does this go? Oh, yeah. 1214 01:14:32,167 --> 01:14:34,431 Okay, what is this? A napkin! 1215 01:14:34,503 --> 01:14:36,698 H ey. 1216 01:14:36,772 --> 01:14:38,831 And what is this? Aglass. 1217 01:14:38,907 --> 01:14:43,276 Okay. I‘m gonna turn this glass into a dick. 1218 01:14:43,345 --> 01:14:46,178 [ Laughter, Applause] 1219 01:14:48,150 --> 01:14:50,983 [Candy] / wish /could do that 1220 01:14:51,620 --> 01:14:53,884 See? Huh? 1221 01:14:53,956 --> 01:14:55,583 See? 1222 01:14:55,657 --> 01:14:57,716 Quitea peach, huh? 1223 01:15:00,128 --> 01:15:03,188 Stop the show! That‘s the guy right there. Kill him. 1224 01:15:03,265 --> 01:15:06,200 [Crowd Hooting] 1225 01:15:09,304 --> 01:15:11,568 Get him, Thumbelina! 1226 01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:14,200 [Crowd Whooping] 1227 01:15:14,276 --> 01:15:16,506 [Glass Cracking] 1228 01:15:16,578 --> 01:15:19,274 [Crowd Gasping] 1229 01:15:19,348 --> 01:15:22,579 Do you belong here, buddy? 1230 01:15:22,651 --> 01:15:26,985 Damn, now that‘s a woman, boy. I could keep warm all winter with that one. 1231 01:15:27,055 --> 01:15:30,650 Let me go, you big macho woman! Let me go! Let me go! 1232 01:15:30,726 --> 01:15:34,753 Hey, take me. I love you. You‘re gonna love me, all right. 1233 01:15:34,830 --> 01:15:39,199 All right.Just let me get on top, okay? [Screams] 1234 01:15:39,268 --> 01:15:42,066 [ Cro wd Shouting laughing] 1235 01:15:44,940 --> 01:15:47,465 [Screaming] 1236 01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:49,568 [Crowd Shouting] 1237 01:15:49,645 --> 01:15:53,137 JJ [Piano Starts /n] 1238 01:15:55,350 --> 01:15:58,183 Whoo! 1239 01:16:02,090 --> 01:16:05,082 JYou‘ve gotta have friends J 1240 01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:08,357 JJ [Singing Continues] 1241 01:16:08,430 --> 01:16:10,489 JJ [Piano Continues] 1242 01:16:12,401 --> 01:16:15,564 J You’ve got to have ﬂ’iendsJ 1243 01:16:17,039 --> 01:16:18,836 J You’ve got to have——JJ 1244 01:16:18,907 --> 01:16:22,343 [ Woman] / wanted to have fun and you guys—— 1245 01:16:24,012 --> 01:16:26,776 Goddamn. Hey, I wouldn‘t go in there if| were you. 1246 01:16:26,848 --> 01:16:29,874 You gotta watch out for that. 1247 01:16:29,952 --> 01:16:32,785 Oh, hello, honey. [Laughing] 1248 01:16:32,854 --> 01:16:36,449 It‘s all yours. Take good care ofit, buddy. 1249 01:16:36,525 --> 01:16:38,857 [Crowd Continues Shouting] JJ [Piano Continues] 1250 01:16:38,927 --> 01:16:41,452 — Holy sheep shit! —[Woman Yelling] 1251 01:16:41,530 --> 01:16:44,522 All right! Goddamn! Look at this shit. 1252 01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:48,127 [Yelling Continues] 1253 01:16:48,203 --> 01:16:50,364 [Revving Engine] 1254 01:16:51,873 --> 01:16:55,969 Hey! Hey, man, come on. Some guy gave me a car. Come on in. 1255 01:16:56,044 --> 01:16:59,741 I left the weed. Oh, forget the weed. Get in the car. 1256 01:17:08,423 --> 01:17:11,085 I love coming into the city. Can you believe it, man? 1257 01:17:11,159 --> 01:17:13,855 This guy comes up and gives me a car, man. 1258 01:17:13,929 --> 01:17:17,626 And then he comes back and gives me 20 bucks. Holy sheep shit. Only in America. 1259 01:17:17,699 --> 01:17:19,894 Hey, man, we gotta go back, man. 1260 01:17:19,968 --> 01:17:22,698 What? What do you wanna go back for? [Gears Grinding] 1261 01:17:27,609 --> 01:17:31,545 I‘m used to drivin‘ a pickup, man. This is—— [Gears Grinding] 1262 01:17:34,149 --> 01:17:38,017 Man, we can always get some more smoke, but look at this car, man. 1263 01:17:38,086 --> 01:17:40,452 Hey, man, let‘s go back and get the weed, okay? 1264 01:17:40,522 --> 01:17:42,786 Do you want some more weed? Yeah. 1265 01:17:42,858 --> 01:17:45,759 All right, hold on. [Screaming] 1266 01:17:47,896 --> 01:17:50,456 You hear about the guy who had French asthma? 1267 01:17:50,532 --> 01:17:54,059 He could only catch his breath in “snatches.“ [ Laughing] 1268 01:17:54,136 --> 01:17:56,570 Do you get it? [Laughter Continues] 1269 01:17:56,638 --> 01:17:59,607 Hey, how do you get this thing out ofﬁrst? [Gears Grinding] 1270 01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:02,200 Grind it till it ﬁts. 1271 01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:05,480 [ Man On TV] Stay tuned as Wambaugh‘s Angels try to ﬁnd the killer... 1272 01:18:05,547 --> 01:18:07,811 at the Miss Nude America Contest. 1273 01:18:07,883 --> 01:18:10,818 But ﬁrst, this word from our sponsor. Hemorrhoid sufferers—— 1274 01:18:19,261 --> 01:18:21,195 [Slurps] 1275 01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:49,649 JJ[S/ow/azz] 1276 01:19:32,901 --> 01:19:35,836 JJ [ Up— Tempo jazz ] 1277 01:19:45,814 --> 01:19:48,009 Ooh, I need you. Ooh. 1278 01:19:48,083 --> 01:19:51,780 Hey, you‘re a real cutie, baby. I want you right now. 1279 01:19:51,853 --> 01:19:56,290 Mmm. Hey, you‘re even on this side too. 1280 01:19:56,358 --> 01:19:58,690 Oooh. 1281 01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:01,752 Hey, baby, |‘ll lickyou all over fora dime. Go. 1282 01:20:01,830 --> 01:20:05,163 Ooh—— [Growling] [Gasps] 1283 01:20:05,233 --> 01:20:07,326 [Screaming] 1284 01:20:07,402 --> 01:20:09,893 Mmm. Ohh. 1285 01:20:09,971 --> 01:20:12,701 Ta—da. 1286 01:20:12,774 --> 01:20:16,141 [Chuckles, Muttering] 1287 01:20:20,782 --> 01:20:23,683 [Moaning Passionately] 1288 01:20:44,072 --> 01:20:48,338 Cheeto, it‘s Donna. 1289 01:20:48,410 --> 01:20:50,537 Stop that right now! 1290 01:20:50,612 --> 01:20:53,342 You can‘t do those freaky things! What are you doing? 1291 01:20:53,415 --> 01:20:56,612 I‘ll call the vice squad, the League of Decency—— Get outta here! 1292 01:20:56,685 --> 01:20:58,983 Get outta here! [Knocking] 1293 01:20:59,054 --> 01:21:02,285 [Donna] Cheech, it’s Donna. Get outta here! Get lost! 1294 01:21:02,357 --> 01:21:05,155 What are you doing here? Get outta here! 1295 01:21:05,227 --> 01:21:07,252 Go on, get! Beat it! 1296 01:21:07,329 --> 01:21:09,559 / said get lost, you dumb fuck! [ Gas ps ] 1297 01:21:09,631 --> 01:21:12,691 Ooo—ooo! [ Grunts ] [Shouting] 1298 01:21:12,767 --> 01:21:16,635 cAy, cavron! I paid $39 for this dress. 1299 01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:21,039 Go on! Get outta here! Get outta here, Donna! 1300 01:21:36,791 --> 01:21:39,954 [ Trumpeting] 1301 01:21:50,505 --> 01:21:54,168 [Laughing] You get it? 1302 01:21:54,242 --> 01:21:58,303 Hey, man, how far do we got to go? Oh, we‘re almost there, man. 1303 01:21:58,380 --> 01:22:00,507 Here, here, I got another one foryou. 1304 01:22:00,582 --> 01:22:03,676 You know why a Baptist don‘t make love standin‘ up? 1305 01:22:03,752 --> 01:22:06,516 ‘Cause they don‘t want nobody to think they‘re dancin‘. 1306 01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:09,284 [Laughing] Doyou get it? 1307 01:22:09,357 --> 01:22:14,317 [Stammering] You know why them low riders have them tiny steering wheels? 1308 01:22:14,396 --> 01:22:17,331 It‘s the only way you can drive with handcuffs on. 1309 01:22:17,399 --> 01:22:19,629 [Boisterous Laughter] 1310 01:22:19,701 --> 01:22:21,692 You get it? 1311 01:22:21,770 --> 01:22:24,295 Holy sheep shit. 1312 01:22:32,747 --> 01:22:34,772 Oh, shit! [Siren Wailing] 1313 01:22:34,849 --> 01:22:37,374 The cops are behind us. 1314 01:22:37,452 --> 01:22:39,545 Hey, let‘s lose ‘em, man. [Engine Accelerating] 1315 01:22:39,621 --> 01:22:43,580 Whoa, shit! Whoa! This thing hauls, man. 1316 01:22:51,533 --> 01:22:53,467 [Engine Shuts Off] 1317 01:22:53,535 --> 01:22:55,560 [Engine Grinding] 1318 01:22:55,637 --> 01:22:58,162 Hey, we lost ‘em, man! All right. 1319 01:22:58,239 --> 01:23:01,140 All right. Oh, shit, that was too easy, man. 1320 01:23:01,209 --> 01:23:03,143 Let‘s let ‘em catch up again. 1321 01:23:03,211 --> 01:23:05,509 [Engine Starting] 1322 01:23:05,580 --> 01:23:07,810 [SirenWailing] 1323 01:23:19,060 --> 01:23:21,961 There they are, man! Okay. Let‘s let ‘em get close. 1324 01:23:22,030 --> 01:23:25,158 Uh—huh. All right, here we go! [Laughing] 1325 01:23:33,341 --> 01:23:36,833 Oh, yeah, we‘re gonna pull over. 1326 01:23:44,753 --> 01:23:48,689 Man, let‘s lose ‘em! All right, hold on. 1327 01:23:50,992 --> 01:23:55,395 Hey, slow down, man! We‘re offthe road! We‘re offthe road, man! Stop! 1328 01:23:55,463 --> 01:23:58,660 Hey, there ain‘t no roads out here, man. You make your own. 1329 01:23:58,733 --> 01:24:01,167 [Chuckles] Hey, let‘s make one over there. 1330 01:24:09,477 --> 01:24:12,378 Jesus H. Christ! Holy camel shit! 1331 01:24:12,447 --> 01:24:14,381 Thompkins, get this thing started. 1332 01:24:14,449 --> 01:24:17,009 [Gears Grinding] [ Chong] Hey, where are we, man? 1333 01:24:17,085 --> 01:24:20,020 We ’re home, that’s where we are. This is one of m y ﬁelds. 1334 01:24:20,088 --> 01:24:22,784 Oh, wow, look at all the weed! This is nothin‘, man. 1335 01:24:22,857 --> 01:24:26,384 This isjust a deer ﬁeld. Wait till you see the really good stuff. 1336 01:24:26,461 --> 01:24:28,929 Holy sheep shit. 1337 01:24:28,997 --> 01:24:31,488 [Engine Grinding] Oh,Jesus Christ. 1338 01:24:31,566 --> 01:24:35,093 Goddamn ‘em, those fuckin‘ hippy morons! 1339 01:24:35,170 --> 01:24:39,436 Reverse! Son ofa bitch. Reverse! 1340 01:24:39,507 --> 01:24:41,566 [Chuckling] 1341 01:24:41,643 --> 01:24:44,578 Hey, watch, this is gonna be fun. 1342 01:24:44,646 --> 01:24:47,410 I got the whole ﬁeld booby trapped. 1343 01:24:47,482 --> 01:24:49,450 Hey, watch this. This is—— 1344 01:24:49,517 --> 01:24:52,816 [Explosions] 1345 01:24:54,556 --> 01:24:56,490 [High—Pitched Laugh] 1346 01:24:56,558 --> 01:24:58,992 JAnd the rockets red glare J 1347 01:25:00,829 --> 01:25:02,763 J The bombs bursting—— JJ Whoo! Whoo. 1348 01:25:02,831 --> 01:25:04,765 Oh, shit, I love it! 1349 01:25:04,833 --> 01:25:08,166 [ Chong] look at the chickens. Where did the chickens come ﬂ’om? 1350 01:25:08,236 --> 01:25:10,500 [Cheech Muttering, laughing] 1351 01:25:10,572 --> 01:25:12,472 Oh—ho, goddamn. 1352 01:25:12,540 --> 01:25:14,531 Mayday! Mayday! We‘re under attack! 1353 01:25:14,609 --> 01:25:16,804 Gimme that microphone. 1354 01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:21,014 I use it to scare offthe deer, but this is better. 1355 01:25:21,082 --> 01:25:24,813 This is car 4—13. We‘re north ofthe Chase Farm. We‘re out here—— 1356 01:25:24,886 --> 01:25:27,184 Whoa! 1357 01:25:27,255 --> 01:25:29,382 [Boisterous Laughter] 1358 01:25:31,259 --> 01:25:34,990 We‘re under attack! Something crazy‘s goin‘ on! Everything‘s going crazy here! 1359 01:25:35,063 --> 01:25:37,531 Ten—ninety—nine! Ten—ninety—nine! 1360 01:25:39,167 --> 01:25:42,398 Oh, goddamn. Boy, they think they‘re being invaded... 1361 01:25:42,470 --> 01:25:44,836 by somebody from Mars or somethin‘. 1362 01:25:44,906 --> 01:25:49,104 The last time I went down, I got all these ﬁreworks! 1363 01:25:49,177 --> 01:25:51,543 I was waitin‘ for something to set it off. [Rumbling] 1364 01:25:51,613 --> 01:25:54,173 Whoa. Wow, what‘s that one? 1365 01:25:56,618 --> 01:25:59,018 How‘d you do that? I didn‘t—- I didn‘t do that. 1366 01:25:59,087 --> 01:26:01,487 I didn‘t have nothin‘ to do with that. Look! 1367 01:26:01,556 --> 01:26:03,490 What? Look! 1368 01:26:03,558 --> 01:26:07,358 [ Whi rri n g ] [Cheech] Goddamn. 1369 01:26:08,496 --> 01:26:11,021 Wow Wait a minute. 1370 01:26:11,099 --> 01:26:14,398 What do you mean, “wait a minute“? Oh, shit! 1371 01:26:14,469 --> 01:26:17,233 Wow! 1372 01:26:17,305 --> 01:26:19,830 Ooh, look at that! There‘s another one. 1373 01:26:22,076 --> 01:26:23,941 Whoa, look, man! Look! 1374 01:26:24,012 --> 01:26:27,448 What is that? /—l didn ’t have nothin ’ to do with it, man. 1375 01:26:27,515 --> 01:26:29,676 / didn ’t plan none of this shit 1376 01:26:29,751 --> 01:26:32,948 [ Whirring Continues] 1377 01:26:48,536 --> 01:26:50,800 Oh, shit What is this, man? 1378 01:26:50,872 --> 01:26:53,500 Goddamn, I didn‘t have nothin‘ to do with this shit. 1379 01:26:53,575 --> 01:26:57,136 Look at that. Hey, don‘t put your hand in there, man. 1380 01:26:58,947 --> 01:27:00,881 Goddamn, look at that. 1381 01:27:00,949 --> 01:27:04,214 [ Chong] What ’s happenin ’? Oh, God! 1382 01:27:04,285 --> 01:27:06,549 Shit, they‘re gettin‘ bigger. 1383 01:27:06,621 --> 01:27:10,057 Oh, man, look at all this. Sheep shit. 1384 01:27:10,124 --> 01:27:12,456 [Blast Hums] 1385 01:27:42,156 --> 01:27:45,091 JJ [ Tribal Drums] 1386 01:27:56,704 --> 01:27:59,639 JJ [ChoirSinging] 1387 01:28:05,079 --> 01:28:07,411 JJ [Singing Continues] 1388 01:28:21,696 --> 01:28:24,096 JJ [Singing Continues] 1389 01:28:24,165 --> 01:28:27,601 JJ [Drums Continue] 1390 01:28:46,721 --> 01:28:49,656 JJ [Singing Continues] 1391 01:28:54,729 --> 01:28:56,663 [Whistling] 1392 01:29:03,471 --> 01:29:05,405 [|nhales Deeply] 1393 01:29:05,473 --> 01:29:07,566 JJ [Drums Continue] 1394 01:29:10,878 --> 01:29:12,812 Say “ah.“ 1395 01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:21,416 [ Chong] Hey, Cheech! [Echoing] 1396 01:29:24,792 --> 01:29:30,355 What—— Uh, uh, uh, he left about an hour ago, man. He‘ll be right out. 1397 01:29:30,431 --> 01:29:33,423 Cheech! [Stammering] |—|—| wasn‘t doing nothing, man. 1398 01:29:33,501 --> 01:29:36,197 She was there. I slipped. [Mumbling] 1399 01:29:36,270 --> 01:29:39,103 This thing fell off, man. [Gong Ringing] 1400 01:29:40,475 --> 01:29:42,943 Hey, Cheech! 1401 01:29:45,580 --> 01:29:47,548 See, she‘s dead, anyway. 1402 01:29:47,615 --> 01:29:49,810 Hey, Cheech! 1403 01:29:49,884 --> 01:29:52,819 What—— No, no, I didn‘t see nothin‘, man! Cheech! 1404 01:29:52,887 --> 01:29:55,048 What? Cheech. 1405 01:29:55,123 --> 01:29:57,216 N 0! Hey, Cheech. 1406 01:29:57,291 --> 01:30:00,226 — What? — Hey, wake up, man. What‘s wrong with you? 1407 01:30:02,497 --> 01:30:06,331 Ohh. Oh, shit, it‘s you. 1408 01:30:06,401 --> 01:30:10,235 Hey, you should‘ve been with me last night. You won‘t believe what happened. 1409 01:30:10,304 --> 01:30:13,967 Aw—— Hey, man, I was on a UFO! I really was. 1410 01:30:14,041 --> 01:30:17,704 Yeah, yeah. Hey, your cousin and |, man, he had a bagful ofdope. 1411 01:30:17,779 --> 01:30:21,579 We met all these chicks, went to a massage parlor and we went on a spaceship. 1412 01:30:21,649 --> 01:30:24,982 We were in a wheat ﬁeld. We got sucked up bya spaceship. 1413 01:30:25,052 --> 01:30:27,520 And they give us some space coke. Man, look at it. 1414 01:30:27,588 --> 01:30:31,183 This is space coke. You‘ve never tasted this before, man. 1415 01:30:31,259 --> 01:30:35,423 Hey, try this, man. Tryit. |t‘ll blow your head off. [Snorting] 1416 01:30:35,496 --> 01:30:38,693 [Screaming] 1417 01:30:38,766 --> 01:30:42,065 [Roaring] 1418 01:30:44,672 --> 01:30:48,039 [Grunting, Screams] 1419 01:30:49,110 --> 01:30:51,078 [Roaring] 1420 01:30:51,145 --> 01:30:54,546 [l oud C/attering] 1421 01:30:54,615 --> 01:30:57,516 [Roaring Continues] 1422 01:30:57,585 --> 01:31:01,043 [Objects Smashing] 1423 01:31:08,129 --> 01:31:10,324 [Roaring Continues] 1424 01:31:14,435 --> 01:31:17,370 [Wind Gusting] 1425 01:31:26,714 --> 01:31:29,478 [Engine Starting] 1426 01:31:29,550 --> 01:31:31,848 [Engine Revving] 1427 01:31:31,919 --> 01:31:34,854 JJ[Rock ’N’Ro/l] 1428 01:31:41,562 --> 01:31:44,497 [Crowd Cheering] 1429 01:32:31,546 --> 01:32:33,480 JJ [Continues] 1430 01:32:39,921 --> 01:32:41,855 [Cheering Continues] 1431 01:33:30,237 --> 01:33:32,569 JJ [Continues] 1432 01:33:36,310 --> 01:33:38,744 [Cheering Continues] 1433 01:34:24,358 --> 01:34:27,293 JJ[Fades] 116250