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Subtitles> Lu s Filipe Bernardes

The applause of debut nights,

the twisted ones in the nights of debut,

the business man is too tired to take a nap.

People who do not stop coughing ...

jokes that do not make you laugh ...

the main song that should have been archived.

Critics say they feel a new hit in the air

They say it's a new "South Pacific" in the air.

It's always the same, boy. But do not get carried away, boy ...

You never know if it was a good idea ...

Until the opening night!

Well, guys, this is the end number.

We all know the reason for this meeting. We want to finance our show ...

and we would like to have them as partners in this endeavor.

Do not rush, but who would like to be the first to sign a check?

Here are the main numbers. But we also have other excellent numbers

Like the one in which I make a little man that falls from a flying saucer ...

dynamite! Well, guys, what's up?

We have blank checks, fountain pens, blotter

Unbreakable pencils ...

They're so full of life, talent ... And blank checks.

How much will the production cost? We can mount it for less than $ 160,000.

We are selling quotas at $ 2,400 each.

Quite cheap. How long have you been up?

Want the exact total or rounded?

One thousand and two hundred dollars, half a whole lot.

This way, guys.

Obviously we do not expect to raise everything. goodbye logo

It will be a pleasure to see you any time you want ...

The material is good, Tony, but is still underfunded.

Give me a try when you get about $ 50,000.

What did I do? What did I say?

Excuse me. I always talk too much. I got better before I learned to talk.

Fifty thousand dollars. As if it were born in trees.

It should not be difficult. If we walk more slowly Maybe we'll find it in the gutter.

Let's introduce ourselves nor that he has to make 100 auditions.

Not in that hotel. Why?

The manager wants to see the color of the money.

He should have stayed in Scranton and married Pamela. What?

Pamela Shushlick. A girl I knew.

She was cool. I dreamed of marrying her. and have a nice little house with six children.

Why did not you get married? She did not like me.

But I was going to find a way ... If you want to go back to Scranton ...

no one is holding you back. Make it very clear.

Did not say that ... Become a presenter on that baiuca What do you call a nightclub?

But Tony, I did not say ... Who discovered you?

Who said you had talent? And you brought him to New York?

Who taught you to write? Who shortened your name? to make it pronounceable?

You. Thank you.

Never mind. This letter arrived this morning. I forgot to give you.

Nice.

Alfred Wodzscyngkic.

This guy does not even know you changed my name.

Wodzscyngkic! Try putting that on a sign.

Hey, she was sent from Paris.

Is it any creditor?

Stand back, boys, it's bothering me.

I heard them knock, but can not enter.

I'm warning you, I'm hard to crack. I leave it for less.

Do not fall out, to conquer me You have to get out of the cold.

If you do not believe, try.

You ready to fight for my safety.

just with my eyes and hands I face anyone and I enter the dance.

See me in the year!

Before a coffee, even after a coffee ...

I'm a butterfly but I attack.

All the guys say I'm a beast.

Who slowly was already.

In a hurry I get stuck.

I'm hard to crack. There's no one to meet me.

But I turn, even wrong. I'm going ahead.

But I turn around.

Even wrong I'm going ahead.

Hmmm ...

the natives are agitated today ...

Hi, Bubbles.

Hi, Tony!

Hi darling.

of the sucession of ...

propri ...

It did not go very well, did not it? Anything.

I said I could not miss the first session. to go with you.

It was too much for me. It's well placed, it's good to be careful.

It's written in French. Who the freak to write in French?

Forty million French.

It's all right. But what do they want with me?

Do not be discouraged.

How many auditions "Oklahoma!" and "Kiss me Kate" have had before getting funding?

Okay, but we do not have any money. nor for the auditions.

Listen, Tony ...

I have some savings. I would gladly lend you. No, no ...

It would just be a loan. That's one thing I would never do.

But you're very cool. It's very kind of you.

You know I do not do it for gentleness ...

Monsieur Wodzscyngkic. What about? They write Wodzscyngkic the same in France and in Scranton.

Enough with that letter. I just want to understand what you're saying.

Pierre, my friend here is the first person in the world to receive a letter from France.

Can you give me a hand? Of course.

Here, read.

Monsieur Wodzscyngkic

Lord, as the executor of the inheritance of the deceased Mrs. Roberta ...

owner of a fashion house located in on the Rue de la Paix in Paris ...

What did I do?

I bring to your attention your as heir to half of his fortune.

I think I'd better get out of town.

That includes your trademark known as "Roberta Haute Co ture".

Too late.

I ask you to present your conditions to enter into immediate possession of the goods in question.

Thanking you in advance, I extend my feelings ...

Oh, monsieur! Stop that! Which?

What happened? How lucky, monsieur, how lucky you are!

By the terms of the will you have inherited half!

What half? From who? Oh, monsieur!

Hey, stop it! Oh, monsieur!

Do you have an Aunt Roberta? Yes.

No, there's no more.

She's gone.

What a sadness.

But you're so lucky! Okay, okay...

It means that someone died and left him an inheritance?

Yes, Roberta. Someone left him a wife!

No, not a woman ...

Now I understand. A seamstress.

Seamstress? A fashion store in Paris, is it? Oui!

What size? Huge! Gigantic!

Listening! Let's go to Paris.

You sell your half and come back to rehearse. a week from now.

Did not we say we were putting on this show?

You're too. Inherit a fortune and still comes out in profit financing our show!

How's it going, huh?

How do we get the money to go there? catch the money

, how do we do?

Guys, they knew our new society.

Hm? That's the way it is.

Ah, you're lucky! What luck you had!

Gigantic!

Pierre!

La Fayette, here we go.

La Fayette, La Fayette, La Fayette ...

La Fayette, we just arrived.

New life, new career let's try.

The three musketeers now present themselves.

Tony, my name. Jerry! Al that's what they call me.

La Fayette, we're the Union Jacks. It's time to relax.

We will give Paris a new climate.

Leave everything to us, It will be all over.

La Fayette, what's up? Let me see.

The wine list? But who can read?

What is Slivovitz? What is Sauterne? What is Burgundy?

Ask six of each. That's the way it is.

The French have a higher quality:

smile, kiss and still cry Encore, Encore!

But now, monsieur, say goodbye before you worry

Bon soir, au revoir, Mister La Fayette.

La Fayette, we just arrived.

New life, new career let's try.

We will give Paris a new climate.

Leave everything to us ...

La Fayette, La Fayette, La Fayette ...

... it's going to be all over.

Voil !

Really gigantic. And we really do inherit it.

What place! We will have money to finance three shows.

You out. I'm going to retire.

Hey, you know what to do.

Yes, I'll say I'm going to sell my half.

That. But without anxiety.

If they ask you how much you want? I ask you to make an offer.

That. What if they make an offer?

I accept. No, no, no.

Say you need to think.

We calculate how much $ in dollars. Got it?

Yes. So let's go.

You're half empty.

Must be early yet.

Are you sure this is not Napoleon's title?

A thousand pardons, ma'am.

Messieurs? We want to talk to the boss.

The boss.

The manager.

Ah, the elevator to the left.

Please. Third floor. Thank you.

Go, we'll wait here. Wait there.

Do you know what you're going to do? Of course.

Be firm. I will be firm.

No anxiety. No anxiety, but firm.

Be firm! Be firm!

Help!

Help! Help!

Help! Help!

Help!

Help!

Get me out of here!

Get me out of here! Help!

Get me out of here! Help! Get me out of here!

Mademoiselle, I'm under arrest.

Calm down, sir. We're going to fix it.

Fran ois!

Oui, mademoiselle?

L'ascenseur c'est encore arr t .

Tirez la corde, voulez-vous?

Fran ois n'est pas l . Quelle corde, mademoiselle?

The lamb.

Pr s du mur! Gauche!

Oui, mademoiselle.

Thank you. A bunch of these in Coney Island would make a fortune.

I'd like to speak to "the manager," please.

This way, Mr. Wodzscyngkic.

Thank you. I just arrived... Did you say Wodzscyngkic?

What's your name, no?

Yes, but you do not know me.

We've known you since you were a baby.

Ah, you are also from Scranton.

No, we've never been to America.

But I've never been to Europe.

We're being rude. Contact Us | and we will explain better.

Listen, I just wanted to talk to the manager.

We are the managers. This my sister, Clarisse, and I'm Stephanie.

We're the other half of Roberta.

So we can talk about business. The reason for my coming here ...

Mr. Wodzscyngkic, with permission I need to take some action.

Clarisse takes care of the cuts and I of design and business.

Welcome to Roberta's.

How often will we meet? I'll just say au revoir.

Of course. " flutter".

I think we need to talk.

Of course. But first I'd like you to see where Aunt Roberta lived and worked.

Did she also live here? He hardly ever leaves the country.

Really?

We left everything as it was. The chairs, the books, the pictures.

So they knew me.

Yes. Your mother sent them.

That Cool.

Wow, how ugly I was.

Who would say.

Beautiful be a.

We have been very happy here and hope that you are too.

It will be a pleasure to work with you.

Well, I'd like that, but ... It was Aunt Roberta's last wish.

Was?

The store was her life.

She worshiped every stone in this house. and everything it represented.

He always said that half a day of it all would belong to his nephew of America.

He wanted us to teach him what it meant. and that we would make him promise

never pass it on to anyone who did not Love and affection.

Is that Aunt Roberta?

Yes.

I wish I had known you.

Too bad, because I know I would love her like everyone else.

Every afternoon at this time she would stop to drink tea

and asked me to play for her.

That was his favorite.

Yesterday

Yesterday

Joy, happiness and constant surrender

so many yesterdays so far

Golden .. blinding

Days of unbridled passion

And love.

Young, carefree I was then

It was all true then.

Vivacious, free, ardent I was then

I'm sad, I'm

But I'm happy

For I still have dreams left to me today.

From yesterday.

Wow, that's beautiful. Thanks.

Cad this guy?

This dress is the most beautiful of all.

I should not have kept him out of sight.

Merci.

I hope she's part of our half.

Et maintenant, madame ...

What is he doing up there?

What's it?

Nothing, I was just thinking.

We are first cousins, right?

No.

But Aunt Roberta ... if it was his aunt too.

Clarisse and I were adopted.

How wonderful.

As? We are not relatives.

Hey! Help! Al!

My business.

Help!

Hey! Get me out of here!

Help! Hey! Tony, you're on the wrong floor.

Thanks for letting me know. I would not have noticed.

What do I do now?

Fran ois, l'ascenseur c'est encore arr t .

Do something! They're doing what they can. Have patience.

Let me introduce you to Miss. Stephanie and Ms. Clarisse.

What place is that?

This is Tony Naylor, my business. How are you?

Clarisse and Stephanie are the owners of the other half of Roberta's.

The other half? Oh, so you told them about the proposal?

No ... well, I started, but ...

What da Which proposal?

The dispositions with respect to our half.

I do not understand.

What have you been doing all this time?

We think this fashion thing does not match very much with show business people like us.

We traveled to c to ...

Well, I can see that Mr. Marsh did not say anything.

Mr. Marsh? But his name Wodzscyngkic.

It was. I changed. To fit the signs.

Mr. Naylor, that means Mr. Marsh came to Paris. to sell your half at Roberta's?

That's it.

I do not think Aunt Roberta would approve.

In addition to ... Auntie Roberta? I thought she ...

Or not? Yes Yes...

So why can not we sell?

You did not let me finish.

To start, there's nothing to sell.

Business is not such ...

If we tried to sell the creditors they would take account of everything.

That's the problem.

That was missing.

I travel languages ​​only to find out. that the business is bankrupt.

Why did not you send a telegram?

I'm kind of confused.

It was you who inherited half of Roberta's Or was it you ... Marsh?

This is beside the point.

No wonder the business is bad on the legs.

Who goes to this type of place want more to become attractive.

Look at this sketch. That does not attract first-time sailors.

That would make anyone lose his mind.

Who figured that out? I.

It was created for the Baroness of Rosa, our oldest customer.

And when she dies the business ends, right?

Mr. Naylor, Roberta's already existed long before of your arrival

and I hope it lasts a long time after his departure.

I have my doubts. I know we'll sell our half with or without creditors.

I'll send my lawyers tomorrow.

Hey Hey! Tony, come back here!

Have you solved everything? Everything but the elevator.

Oh, this is Stephanie and her sister, Clarisse. How do you do?

Ah, you! Do not quit. I'll be right back.

What happened to the elevator? It's broken.

Fran ois! Gendarmes! Caf au lait!

Toujours l'amour. Cherchez la femme.

Bon voyage

So that's Paris. Is that why I came here? To eat on the street?

I promise that my next inheritance will even be in Poughkeepsie.

You run the risk of being here forever.

And we'll stay even if we do not sell the store. I had a great idea.

All your ideas are the best. What an idea?

To the store. You'll love it.

It's all right. For you, what would be the exit?

Well, first I'd hire some models.

Models of truth, with beautiful bodies. And you?

I would give more life to the place. It would make him more attractive.

We need to change the spirit of the place. Make it more welcoming, colorful.

Maybe a little bit of music. Attract a new clientele, right?

That's it. That's exactly my idea. Great, is not it?

Jerry, music in a clothing store? What is the problem with parades with music?

If it works for Adrian, the greatest American dressmaker, will work for us.

Well, personally ... It would be like a nightclub.

Instead of drinks, dresses are sold.

You're right. No, Tony, you can not do that.

Who said? You do not own it?

Yes, but music and everything else ...

Aunt Roberta would not.

All right, we will not tell her. We'll be surprised.

No, the way I see ... It does not matter.

Now tell Stephanie what we intend to do.

And be firm.

I can not.

You got us into this mess. now you have to take us out.

All right, I'll ask her. You will not ask anything! Will communicate!

Forgets. I'll do it myself.

See you way. He's fine people.

Pay the bill. You spoke, sergeant.

Hey, garon!

Tony, hold on.

You'll need support. There are two of them. You take care of your sister.

Do you want me to take you to meet Paris?

Paris is a beautiful city.

It would be nice to meet her with a beautiful girl. You're flattering me.

What about? We could visit tourist spots this afternoon.

Then a ch dan ante. Later a theater, we had dinner and danced even more.

You're impressive, monsieur, but no.

Are you afraid of me? Oh, no, monsieur.

You're scared of your sister. No.

No fear. So what's stopping her?

Myself, monsieur.

Honey, I'm a pessimistic example. of the tourist image.

I feel tight in my heart only to think of Napoleon's title.

For educational purposes you would learn much more whit you

if you spent the night on the tracks with you

dancing from eight to four with you.

How's it going, baby? No!

How's it going, baby? Hm-hmm!

I do not harm, do not force.

I do not harm, do not force.

With you, monsieur, I do not harm.

My heart controls my feet and I do not go forward.

Wants to know? You're beautiful.

So what if I'm beautiful?

Want to know what else yet?

I'm like a bubbling wave in summer.

And I feel like I'm on my hands and knees.

When you dance, you are charming and engaging.

If our lips meet, it will be by accident.

But my talk is coming.

Well, then I'll shut up, I'm not iron!

And for that matter, I do not harm. Why should?

No harm, how could I?

Do not dance, merci beaucoup.

Know that music leads straight to the novel.

So if I hug you ... Do not dance!

Now...

Do you want me to take you to meet Paris?

I know how you feel after the way I acted.

But I apologize.

What part of Paris would you like to meet?

I want to know everything about Paris, everything.

Would you like to start with the Eiffel Tower? If you like!

Nothing better to start.

Well, the Eiffel Tower is 324 meters high ...

The view from above extends at a distance of 85 km.

made of year and weighs 7,000,000 kg.

Is there an elevator? Three.

Anything else you'd like to know?

Yes.

Where did you study?

Here, mainly.

And in England. Why?

Have they taught you tables of weights and measures?

Paris is not a lot of bricks, wood and mortar. Paris is a beautiful woman.

"The perfect host." It offers good food, drinks and fun.

It makes you know someone wonderful.

And after the person falls in love

she discreetly leaves you alone, because you know ...

The dazzling and hovering above me.

Seducing you would be endless daring.

You would never give me the love I cherish.

You're smart, but you do not value my feeling.

You have been carved for noble and splendid salons

for princes to feed their inspirations.

Yet for my kingdom my heart cries out

thirsting for your lips to say that you love me.

Gorgeous, smart, et cetera.

Monsieur, you make me angry, you do not impress me.

To say that I love you forever, et cetera ...

are words that I do not accept but that you like.

Americans like you think us easy.

For business and seduction, they are very easy.

Depend on me, you would not have a chance

Monsieur, understand. Your bid was not worth anything.

Looks like I got sick.

I'm sorry, but I have other things to think about.

For example.

There will be a meeting with the creditors tonight. and tomorrow Roberta's may not even exist anymore.

Oh, no.

But it will be ... It makes no sense to sink deeper and deeper into debt.

We will keep Roberta's name, of course, but the administration will be ours alone.

Good evening. Good night sir.

Sorry I'm late.

So, you must have heard the good news. What do you think?

From our plans for Roberta's.

I see that you are interested, full of questions teeming.

They must be wondering how we will play of this noble enterprise.

Give me a minute of your time. and listen carefully.

You will participate in this endeavor not as creditors knocking on the door

but as high priests of a temple dedicated to beauty.

In a word, gentlemen, we want you as partners ...

in a fashion show that will combine all the arts together,

such as music, dance, painting and drawing in a unique and glorious presentation.

We're not asking you to spend the money.

We want you to duplicate it, triple it.

Embark on this and follow the old American tradition. They invest new money and forget the old man.

CLOSED FOR WORKS

How did you get approval for all this?

I used an old recipe left by my grandmother.

Hi. Good Morning.

How beautiful you are.

There's something different.

Maybe it's the hair. I do not know ...

Have you read Tony's sketch about the Eiffel Tower?

I've read it. It was me who ... It's very funny.

I do not know where he gets the time to do these things.

Who says you get it?

Stephanie ...

I was thinking...

How about we go out one night like this? for me to know Paris?

We could go to the movies. One in which movies in English.

I would enjoy it, but it would not be fair. letting Tony work alone.

Closed for works.

J said ... Hi, Al!

Let me go!

Hey, let me in!

Hi, Al! How did you end up here?

Where's Tony?

Tony!

Oh, Tony, dear!

Hi. How are you?

Did you really think I was going to set up a show without me?

Oh, Tony, I was so excited when I heard!

This is Stephanie. MS. Bubbles Cassidy.

It has a small part ... of our part...

from you.

Hi how are you?

How are you?

You did not answer my letter. I've been busy rehearsing day and night.

Come on, tell me everything.

Some problem?

She's very attractive, is not she?

Um ... it's not my type.

I do not want you to be my six children.

Do you have six children?

No. But make plans.

I think Zsa Zsa could use that in the opening, or this one is preferred.

Oh, no! The first one is perfect.

Best impossible.

Do not you think, Jerry? Yes, very nice.

What's this for? It means I gave my OK.

You're so good at show business.

They're all wonderful, that's all.

Thank you.

I'll be right back. I loved everything.

Wow!! That's mine!

Look at the lines.

Did you draw it?

Is there anything loose?

Oh, no! We were just admiring her dress.

Thanks. Glad they liked it.

I'm debuting.

I'm going to Montmartre later. Alone?

No. Tony's going to take me.

I'm crazy to meet. Anything that says anything?

Montmartre, you know?

I do not know what you heard. Excuse me.

Hi! Hi!

Hey, Al. What's the matter with that Stephanie.

None, why? I think she's weird.

You're beautiful!

Look beautiful to you

True work of art

Your kiss to heaven

A special combination

Just imagine the state I'm in

In you my biggest dream came true

Look beautiful to you

Your arms make me delirious

Together at night all moonlight

Oh, how beautiful ...

look at you.

Look beautiful to you

True work of art

Your kiss to heaven

A special combination

Just imagine the state I'm in

In you my biggest dream came true

Look beautiful to you

Your arms make me delirious

Together at night all moonlight

Oh, how beautiful ...

Look at you.

You look beautiful.

Oh, Al.

Will leave?

No, that's for the parade.

I think it's best to change your clothes. Oh, no, please, no.

You look so pretty.

Looks like a princess. You should take advantage and leave.

With me.

Yeah ... I think I'd like that.

That Stephanie, I do not know which one.

What's her problem?

That I would like to know.

What's your problem with her?

She does not even realize she's awake.

Now...

What's it?

Someone must have pinched her. Hm?

Hey, look at Tony! Hi, Tony!

What a coincidence I found them here.

Who would say. Hi, Bubbles.

Do not you want to sit down?

Two chairs, please.

Thanks. And you, how are you? Cassidy?

I survive.

Thank you.

How about something to drink? If you do not mind, we'll ask for ours.

Gar on! Yes, monsieur?

Bring us a bottle of champagne. What kind, monsieur?

Um ... how are you?

That's the name of the manager.

So bring anything as long as imported.

But I assure you that the nationals are much higher than any imported.

Oh sorry. Bring anything.

What a pleasure to meet you here.

I had the impression that you did not attend places like this.

Maybe they were not that attractive before.

You're absolutely right.

Oh, monsieur Naylor!

Oh, monsieur Naylor!

Mr. Naylor, how happy I am to see you.

You remember me well, do not you? I am Zsa Zsa.

Ah, como vai? Enchante.

Essa to Zsa Zsa, uma das nossas modelos but competent.

Srta. Cassidy. Enchante.

Can I introduce you to Mox, a very good friend to me

Podem me chamar of Mox, sou americano.

Aqui tem uma cadeira. Thank you, my captain.

Importam-se had felt me? Oh, n o ...

Tragam uma cal adeira.

Champagne for todos, e lembrem-se: had pago conta.

Viva has vida!

Oh, champagne! That's good, and it's good for health.

It's like I said to Suzette ..

Suzette, I tell her, the champagne there is nothing that can carry you

a real calm effect.

And it's good. He is well struck, just right.

I would resume another cup if you do not mind.

I started doing this it was already half an hour ago ...

Ela n o fala ingl s? Nem uma palavra.

Como ela heard o voco fala? O that had tenho to dizer universal.

Hi, Stephanie.

Clarisse, what are you doing here ...

Jerry! Come on, let's enjoy life.

Bring more chairs.

Hey, Tony, who the he?

s o Mox.

Hi, Mox. Live the life!

Hey, I heard you guys gonna make a show. in a dress shop.

That's it, Mox.

Very interesting. Yes sir.

Let's face the clue? If you do not mind, I ...

How would I care if I invited you?

Let's go.

Would you like to dance? I'd love to, thank you.

Thank you, man.

This was the Paris I wanted to meet.

I'm glad you liked it.

Tell me, Mr. Naylor ...

Where did you study?

In South Chicago.

So you must have learned that Paris is not a brick, and mortar.

Tell me more.

Does anyone collect ashtrays? They are very useful when we get home ...

and no one believes when we count our travels.

Good friends should not doubt us, but you never know who your friend is.

So it's always good to carry some ashtrays.

We're all good souvenirs.

And they are beautiful.

Wants to know? We're not communicating at all.

What heat are you doing, huh?

No, no, thank you. What's it?

I think we'd better go.

Al and I were out on the town.

Good idea. Let's go all together!

Live the life!

Oui, oui, all together.

A tour of the city.

Where did I learn to speak French?

Too bad they do not come with us. There are still plenty of places to go.

The night is still a child.

Good evening. Au revoir.

Hey, wait for me! You wait a !

Do not let him get out of the taxi. I'll get Stephanie.

Stephanie.

Can I talk to you?

Now? Now!

Jerry, take care of Stephanie. I'll be right back.

You're very cheeky! You think I'm what, a bodyguard?

Bubbles, my dear ... Not coming!

Do not you understand that she's designing the dresses?

The dresses will bring cash to the show. Taking care of it means taking care of your investment.

I like her projects, but I'm not so sure about yours.

Bubbles, my dear, I was sure you would understand.

Do not you think I'd better take you home?

Let Al take it. He's in the cab waiting for her.

You can not trust him in this state.

So will he take me? No, I would not.

You're going to take it.

I have a better idea. I'll take her and you take him.

It's a good idea. How about next time?

Oh ...

I just hope Ms. Cassidy, you will not think that I'm trying to monopilize it.

After all, they are business. Of course.

She knows that only this time passes. with a grunt if it goes to business.

Good to know.

Hey ... do not do that.

Do you know what she needs? Of course, fresh air.

And where is fresh air at such a time? In the park.

Walking in an open carriage.

Good fresh air.

You'll love Bois. It's a beautiful park.

It has an area of ​​8 square kilometers.

It has many statues, fountains ...

lakes and zoological gardens and the hippodrome of Longchamps ...

The city of Paris incorporated the area in the year 18 ...

What's it?

I've never seen Stephanie like this.

I'm worried.

Are you?

Of course.

It takes years to develop a reserved composure and certain ways ...

and what happens?

Go out with a man to have some fun

and all the years of labor go by water down.

Is that why you're worried?

Stephanie to my sister.

Are you sure that no, because you are afraid What happened to you?

Do not be silly. If it could happen it would already have happened.

But it did not happen.

But it's your fault.

What do you mean?

Well, for example ...

You are a great danmarina but you do not know which really means to dance.

I know very well. I checked.

To dance or to move the body or part of it

in a rhythm so as to express a year or ...

an emotion.

Is it?

Have more?

There's a lot more which you will not find in a dictionary.

Like how to keep them from stepping on your feet?

All right, you can mock it if you want.

But for me to dance the best way to meet a girl.

The only way to be able to open it in a crowded room ...

and still have it for me.

The dance is the start of the novel.

This is all very beautiful but it never happened to me.

I'm asking for one more chance, just ...

Are you one more dan?

I'm almost falling on the floor ...

Why not do the right thing?

Pamela Shushlick kicked me out.

She did not like me. I was tied up.

It was in Scranton, Pennsylvania.

I'll be like Tony and change my style.

Not that I admire your technique ...

but the business love and let go, This is what I will do.

But you appeared.

On the right time.

The first time I saw you, I closed my eyes ...

And guess what I saw.

A white house with green windows and six children.

You know...

Do you know why?

Well, I'll tell you.

You're the most wonderful girl I've ever met. You're wonderful!

You are affectionate, kind, gentle.

Thank goodness Pamela Shushlick did not like me.

Because if ...

I would never have known you.

We have arrived, monsieur!

Good night, Stephanie. Stephanie?

Did you hear that? It's a bird. No!

What is he doing up so late?

You may have insomnia.

You do not appreciate nature, do you?

You know what he's saying? Of course!

Hm-hmm. No?

He is saying: "You two a ...

need to sit in a carriage pulled by an all tired horse

while I am free as ...

free as a bird. "

"I have wings and I can fly."

Maybe I could too if I had. Of course.

But not now, hm?

Do not you want to kiss me?

Stephanie ...

Stephanie ...

Stephanie!

He fell asleep.

Yes?

Hi.

Oh, good morning.

How are you feeling?

Very well, and you?

I'm trying to think of nothing.

I think I said too much yesterday, did not I?

I think we all talk.

I want you to know that I told Serious.

Everything I said, even Pamela Shushlick.

From who? From Pamela Shushlick, you know.

You're very tactful, you do not have to spare me.

I would not mind if the whole world knew of what I told him in the taxi.

Taxi?

I know you had no right, but ...

I could not control myself.

Well I...

Are you sure?

All.

Stephanie ...

I want you to change your name to Wodzscyngkic.

Al ...

Oh, Al ...

You think it's too big, right?

Maybe we'll move to something smaller?

Something like ...

Naylor?

Tony's a really nice guy.

Well, I have a lot of work to do.

Al! Yes?

Al ...

Thanks.

Good morning, Al. How are you?

If I were better I'd be flying.

And you? I've been flying blind.

What a pity. Goodbye!

Oh, hey! Shhh.

Oh I'm sorry.

You know what?

Maybe I should not, but I'll tell you.

I think you're wonderful.

You're affectionate, kind. gentle

Thank you for not changing your personality. to become another Tony.

Goodbye, Mox.

Mox?

She's not well.

It's beautiful to look at you, true work of art ...

Your heavenly kiss ...

Hi! Do you remember me? The guy you ran into last night.

Oh, yes, I was with Miss. Cassidy. Right. But I danced with you until dawn.

Yes I know. I'm also the guy you kissed last night.

I did not kiss, no! Hm-hmmm.

Oh my!

I totally got out of control last night ...

I'm nothing like that.

I was trying to be someone else.

But actually, I have not changed at all.

Maybe it was my fault. I also got out of control.

It was the champagne. No, it was the kiss.

I do not believe it. Oh, no?

You do not know what you're missing.

It was so.

Tony, please! I hugged her like this ...

No ... You looked at me and said, "You do not appreciate nature."

Oh, no ... Ah yes!

Then he said, "Do not you want to kiss me?"

I did not do any of this. Oh, you did.

It's all so confusing.

We went to the bar in Montmartre ...

then another coffee ...

other coffee ...

What about a carriage?

A carriage through the park?

And the birds? That's it.

And is...

Oh!

What is the most exciting night you remember?

Who is the most seductive person you have ever met?

There was a fantastic kiss under the moonlight,

one that you will never say you forgot.

If you loved me you would respond without thinking

If you loved me, happy would you agree

that the most exciting night

what do you remember

That's where we started dating.

If you loved me you would respond without thinking

If you loved me, happy would you agree

That the most exciting night you remember

That's where we started dating.

Live life at my party. Mox.

Live the life!

Eat, drink, have fun!

Because tomorrow is Thursday!

And if New Roberta's is a success,

I'll set up a new show twice a year. to accompany the parades ...

in spring and autumn.

Apparently you want to spend a lot of time in Paris.

Who knows?

So, guys, let's live life! Live the life!

Hey, what's up with that?

Did not know? Tony wants me to introduce myself.

He preferred it to be him.

He's too busy.

You have an elbow pain, right?

Why? That sense of loss, you know?

Difficulty swallowing.

A feeling that you're in shambles on the inside.

You too, do not we? A slight crisis.

What is your income?

Personally, I mind food.

It's delicious. Prove.

It's delicious. And then?

Fattening

And that solves?

Of course!

When I grow up I worry with my silhouette.

There is no time left for me to worry. with other things.

I got it. The more calories you remember the less.

Just a moment! Just a moment! A great surprise!

Al. Get ready.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Al Marsh playing the Irish tenor ...

accompanied by his partner Jerry.

D ... in d .

D !

Last night I did this. and put a fish in me.

Which reminds me. I went to the dentist today ...

He examined me and said that my teeth are perfect ...

who had never seen such beautiful teeth.

Beautiful teeth, but you have to take off the gums.

Introduction, please.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven ...

I split one of them in half.

Very loud, no, it's very strong.

You'll tell Aunt Rhody, You'll tell Aunt Rhody ...

You knew that it was not Howard Keel who was about to introduce himself!

Start again, please.

Love, glub-glub-glubby ....

Love, glub-glub-glubby?

Love, glub-glub-glubby?

It's hard to see. The letter has so close to the paper.

I can read when I read it. but not when it is written.

And this letter is bitter, you can believe.

Try again.

Love, glub-glub .... Glub-glub-glubby?

Ahhhh!

Let's try again.

You'll tell Aunt Rhody, You'll tell Aunt Rhody ...

You tell Aunt Rhody that the old gray goose died.

You're warning!

Believe me, I'm crazy enough to do it.

You're in p , here's a little arrangement a place to sit.

It may be a bit soggy, but you can sit down.

How many remarks does this thing have, anyway?

Seventy-six. So that's good.

I already heard it and I did not like it.

Imagine living the rest of life this way.

I do not mind singing to you. But I do not need to suffer, do I?

When you are ready you can start.

Start playing, people are getting anxious.

Come on, play!

Hey!

He died in the mill lake ...

He died in the mill lake ...

Partner or no, this guy has to limp.

He died in the mill lake ...

The guy was smart.

The little bears are crying, The gansinhos are crying ...

The little bees are ... Hey!

There's something on this piano!

I caught! I caught!

Look at them. And I thought it was me singing.

How wonderful, wonderful ... C'est formidable. Champagne by tous!

Today, Zsa Zsa.

Al and I wrote this number for the show that we were presenting in New York.

And why did not they produce it?

Small financial problem.

We needed somebody like Barney Mitchell, which finances this kind of thing ...

or Max Fogelsby, that every year produces a success ... Mox Fogelsby? Je l'apelle tout de suite.

What did she say?

She said Max Fogelsby. She went to call him.

Mox o Fogelsby?

Mox Fogelsby?

This Mox is that Max?

Someone called me?

Why, Mr. Fogelsby, how are you?

What a party! We're living life, boys!

What did he do? Did you lick the head?

Nice party, Mr. Fogelsby. For what formality? Call me Mox!

Old Mox! Mox ... Mr. Fogelsby ... this, Max.

You like shows, huh? I adore, I adore, I adore!

Would you like to produce one in New York?

Give my right arm!

So, what are we waiting for? Let's deal with business.

Said! Great! Come with me, boys.

Excuse me, ladies. Let's enjoy life!

What a happy coincidence, eh?

This world is small. The people in Scranton will not believe it.

Well, I'll tell you what. When to play I play.

If it's to talk about business ...

I'm all business.

Sit down.

Sit down! It's all right...

What is the proposal?

This could take all night.

You're right.

Wait there. I will take a look.

I am offered a product without opening date.

I do business, boys, and I have a lazy theater.

If you can not use it with your show, I'll find another.

When do you want us to leave for New York? Immediately.

In a few days I'll move on.

Are you still talking about money? Something about a debut date.

the old story. Years go by without listening

and suddenly they want us to move on.

Tony would not leave us. Not after so many expenses and preparations.

Let me tell you something about Tony.

You can believe. I know this story very well.

He is what we call in America. of a "face with goals".

Just another name for a selfish, insensitive, egocentric and unattractive.

I do not believe it. You're saying that because ...

Why did Tony give me away because of you?

No, Srephanie, no.

Tony never really loved me.

He knew that before he even came to Paris.

I think he loves you very much, but no more than he loves himself.

He's your biggest rival, not me.

They should have been casting the cast.

We only have a few days, we will not have time.

And Roberta's show debuts in two weeks, we can not

After all, do you work in show business or not?

You have my proposal. Decide.

It's all right. We flew to New York tomorrow.

Tony, you do not know what you're saying.

Let's think better. Think about what?

Heard what the guy said.

Matter settled, let's live life.

First let's sign a small contract.

So what?

Mox wants us to leave for New York tomorrow.

What did Tony say?

Tony agreed.

Excuse me.

Wait there.

Stephanie!

Stephanie!

What's it? Were you tired?

I know what you're thinking. If you gave me a chance, you'd explain everything.

I had to accept it, it would be crazy if I did not.

And as soon as everything is resolved I'll send for her.

Thank you, Tony. So Roberta's may have closed and I will run.

How closed? Everything is organized.

I'll mix it up with Jerry so he stays until after the inauguration.

He will take care of everything. It will be a great success.

And so do you. You can not fail.

As well?

You would not let anything or anyone get in the way.

I thought Roberta's meant something. for you because of me.

Or that it meant another step towards success, a chance to get something for Tony Naylor.

Glad it went right.

Stephanie, whatever I do. That's right.

Whatever you want.

Good night, Jerry.

Well, let's walk. We have much to talk about.

I have nothing to talk about. Me neither.

What happened?

I never left half service and it will not be now.

That goes for us too, Tony.

Jerry and I think a lot about you these days.

The way you act, how you take credit for the things we do ...

Not that we bother, we were partners after all.

What do we mean by "we"? Exactly.

This is all your idea.

Stephanie is all excited, you dragged Bubbles and all of us in this story ...

Dragged the creditors.

Now that it's all set you're out.

If it's a low blow, go ahead.

But do not count on us, man. Wait a second!

Do not interrupt me, can you hear me?

Once in a life I would like to finish the sentence that I started.

You can talk.

I'm done.

Now it's my turn.

After all, I may not be the villain of history. Listen to my idea.

We will not listen to any idea. Why not?

Whatever the idea, Aunt Roberta would not like it.

Everyone asked me how I knew

To be love, what I felt

The answer given

was that something in me veiled

it could not be denied.

They said that one day, of course,

you would see that lovers lose their clarity.

When a love falls apart

Gave it for being fleeting,

What smoke and nothing else.

I think thanks but I react with all my heart.

for doubting my love.

Today he abandoned me.

sad and I am alone.

Everyone mocks now

of the tears that loom over me.

Da , smiling, I say,

even when love falls apart, there is still a fleeting sensation

of smoke and nothing else.

This is funny, Tony. The funniest sketch I've ever read.

Al would get over it.

Hey, we'll have to get a new cast. I know.

But there are a lot of famous people. That means we'll need to rewrite it.

Medalh es like special stuff, you know. I know.

Excuse me, lieutenant.

It was here when we took off Or did you just board?

I always make time with these girls. They love it.

I know.

You know what? You're very weird.

How come you can not?

How do you want to undo the contract?

It's okay that your heart is not here, but my money is.

Laundry, lodging, tickets ... Wait there!

After all, who invented it all? All right, my mistake.

A s ? There were dozens of mistakes.

I know you're a little weird.

He abandoned his best friends. You broke up with your girlfriend.

Of course you can not write anything.

You're feeling like a traitor. Yeah, that's it! I'm a bastard. Why do not you send me away?

Well, what will I do! (I.e.

So what are we screaming for? Who's yelling?

He's fired. Thank you.

You're welcome.

If Jerry and Al were here, the show would be ready by now.

According to Zsa Zsa's telegram, no.

Hm? The situation is worse than here.

They even think to postpone the inauguration.

But why? They have the material but not the showman.

I have the showman but no material.

Better go back to the hotel and pack.

You can leave, I will not weigh you in your pocket anymore.

I'll leave the hotel there by 3:00. Too late.

Hm?

Our plane leaves at 2:00.

Our plane?

To Paris.

And if you can get the show together I'll bring him to Broadway.

Meanwhile, let's ...

meet us at the airport.

You can not postpone the inauguration.

But we're not ready. We can not debut.

Give us some time.

Of course, monsieur. See you tonight.

Tonight will be the inauguration or the police. And it goes for all of you.

Please wait outside.

Give it a "reverse". " gauche, gauche ...

Au revoir, au revoir.

Well, this is the end of Roberta's.

I'm sorry for your investment, Bubbles.

I can not understand Tony leaving us like this.

He really was not the one I thought of.

It means that you no longer feel that sense of loss?

Hm-hmm. Tony just has one goal in life.

Be a medal on Broadway.

I want more than that. (I.e. What?

I know l . A little house like the one we had in Birch City.

A white hedgehog, a cozy fireplace ...

children...

Children? How many?

I've always thought of four.

Toparia six?

Honey, I wish I could change. your name for Wodzscyngkic

Oh ... W-O-D-Z-S-C-Y-N-G-K-I-C.

What about?

Bubbles Wodzscyngkic.

Bubbles Wodzscyngkic.

Bubbles Wodzscyngkic.

You know what? What?

The more I say the more I like it.

I do not see why a girl named Wodzscyngkic can not be happy.

And in a few years ... Yes?

Luckily... Yes?

maybe even learn to write it.

Oh, Bubbles. Oh, Al.

Excuse me, where is Zsa Zsa?

L on top.

Mox! Hey, Mox!

Yes, sir!

Ch ri, mon amour, je t'aime.

When did you arrive? What are you doing here?

What happened to the show?

Are you back alone?

You want to hear from Tony, do not you?

Good...

Let him talk himself.

What made you come back?

To start, I'd like to do something. Aunt Roberta would approve.

Stephanie!

Stephanie!

Stephanie!

Roberta!

Oh, how many reminders that magic name awakens.

But today we keep our memories. of that unforgettable old ship ...

and we call the irrepressible present.

With silks and satins, in auras and music ...

we bring to you, the new, the great ...

the vivacious Hey, you got ahead!

French lace and satin and lace ...

Get out ... oh!

Come in, O priestess of beauty ...

We salute you ...

In the death of the sands, of divine mermaids emerge from mermaids

With its unsurpassed beauty Roberta, bold, dressed the mermaids ...

You got ahead of yourself!

Roberta dressed the mermaids ...

Where did the inspiration come from?

So much beautiful, magnificent ...

Would it have been the blue of the Mediterranean?

Or white ... You got ahead of yourself!

Ah yes!

Dawn, a new day is coming ...

the sun illuminates us and a new hope is born.

The flowers sway, caressed by the breeze

and blue cus ...

When you see the flowers in green fields

to sigh for falling raindrops

you may understand

a little of the pain that makes me suffer so much

so you will not

how much I yearn for touch

from your hand.

When you see the flowers in green fields

to sigh for falling raindrops

you may understand

a little of the pain that makes me suffer so much

so you will not

of my yearning for touch

from your hand.

Look beautiful to you

A true work of art

Your kiss to heaven

A special combination

Just imagine the state I'm in

In you my biggest dream came true

Look beautiful to you

Your arms make me delirious

Together at night all moonlight

Oh, how lovely to look at you.

Subtitles: Lu s Filipe Bernardes