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Faster!

Vienna, Austria

Move, move, move!

Hup, hup!

Arm up! Get that arm up!

Tighter! Get those arms up!

Tighter! Tighter! Tighter!

I want to see an evacuation process!

Not me! Here!

Louder!

Louder! Louder!

Firm, firm, firm!

Head up! Head up!

I'm looking for security guards, not cocksuckers!

Get those hands up!

Hands up!

Yell a little!

Come here in the middle!

Get those hands up!

Hands up!

Get down!

Focus on yourself, not on me!

Yell a little!

Yell!

Get down!

Hands up!

Pray!

Yell!

Legs up!

Something wrong?!

Fight! Show me what you got! Fight!

Legs straight!

That's all?

Yes, that's all, 30 percent.

- Why? When do we get the rest? - Next month.

You promise the same thing every time.

What am I supposed to do with this chicken feed?

I can't do anything about it.

Olushka, why are you so late? We're freezing.

- Mama, I was at work. - Hurry, the baby is freezing.

- Pack up. - I'm packing.

- Shall I help you? - No, I can manage.

Then I'll go on ahead.

Daughter, it's late, he should be asleep.

But you can't pacify him. What kind of mother are you?

Look what I brought.

- Caesar, come in. - No! Why did you bring that dog?

Look at him.

Look how cute he is. I'm buying him.

- Look at him! - No, my God!

Look how cute he is, you can't seriously be scared of him.

Just look at this dog,

he's amazing.

You know what the force of his bite is? 2,000 kg!

Look what he does when you do this.

Awesome, huh? Check it out, man.

He doesn't mean any harm.

- Leave! - Don't run away.

- Honey, don't be scared. - Leave!

Look at this cute dog! She's an idiot.

No, I don't like dogs. Take it and get out!

Go to her, that's your new mistress.

No, no, no!

She's shittin' her pants.

Look how scared she is of you.

Look how cute!

- Take the dog and get lost! - C'mon.

Look how cute! He's already crazy about you.

How can someone not like a dog like this? You're an idiot.

Come here, Caesar!

Caesar, up!

Come in!

Hey, he won't hurt you.

Hey Christina!

She's scared shitless, I don't believe it.

Come in! I'll put him on a leash.

I've got the leash on, OK?

Why are you so scared of him, he's not gonna hurt you.

It's not like it's a kitten.

- Please leave! - I'm coming over slowly.

No! Get away from me with that beast.

He won't hurt you.

I don't give a shit. Get out of my apartment!

It's bad enough it was here at all.

I'm very tolerant, but...

Tolerant, my ass. You're just scared of the dog.

I'm scared of it, don't you understand?

Now leave!

Please, Paul!

- I said he won't hurt you... - Look, if you get a dog, it's over.

If you buy a dog, we're through, OK?

You choose: dog or me.

You know I'm scared of dogs and you come anyway.

Nice of you.

How was I supposed to know you'd freak out?

I wasn't lying about my fear of dogs.

Did he growl at you or something?

This is crazy! It's unbelievable!

You say you love me? Bullshit!

Take your damn dog and fuck off!

You know, a dog is more faithful than a girlfriend.

Yeah? Then no problem, right?

To a dog you're the world, but to a girlfriend...

With you I'm never sure...

If I buy Caesar, he'll stay forever.

Yeah, then be happy together, you're single again.

Good boy, Caesar.

Want a teddy?

Come here, bring the teddy!

Caesar, come here!

Good dog.

It's all yours.

Good dog.

Bad bear. Bad, bad bear.

Bad bear.

Now it's yours.

The elevator doesn't work.

Hello! I'm looking for my girlfriend, Tatjana.

Down the hall.

Sorry.

Hi.

Hi, where have you been? I've been waiting for you.

It wasn't easy to find you.

Come in, wait a little.

- I'm just about done. - You're pretty.

Yes, that's good.

Do it.

Go a little faster.

That's it.

Yes, that's it.

That's the way I like it.

Stick your finger in there.

Stick it in!

Yes, that's it.

Now pick up the dildo.

I said pick up the dildo!

I like it.

Come here!

Very pretty.

- The roses seem kind of silly... - Men don't like panties.

You should get rid of them.

No panties at all?

May I watch?

Yes.

Thank you.

Hi, sweetie!

- How are you? - Fine.

You too?

I'm fine too.

What do you feel like today?

Are you horny?

I want to fuck you, bitch.

I'm horny too.

Do you want...

head?

Head.

Do you eat...?

Pussy.

What's that?

What's what? This.

Do you eat pussy?

How is...

your cock?

How long is...

your cock?

Do you have a...?

Boner.

Penis.

Take your cock...

in your hand.

Take your cock in your hand.

Girl, you've got to take this job seriously.

Stop laughing.

It's serious business.

Lazy brother, get up!

Come closer! I can't see anything.

Spread your cheeks!

Pull them apart, c'mon!

Pull your cheeks apart!

I don't understand you.

Come nearer, come nearer!

Come nearer!

Don't you understand? Nearer!

Come closer! Come, baby, come little girl!

- What do we have here? - Hello!

- What are you guys doing here? - Hello!

- Hi! - How ya doin'?

Not as good as you.

I'm doing bombastic. How are you doin'?

He's getting violent.

Look at him!

He's a real tough guy.

Hey, hands off my balls, man!

Who do you think you are?

Don't you yell at me!

- I'll yell at whoever I want! - You're in no position to yell.

Shut up, I said.

What's wrong?

Can't you move anymore?

Good boy.

How ya doin'?

C'mon, that's enough, let me go!

I say when it's enough.

You're all sweaty.

Why are you're sweating, you pig, huh?

Why are you sweating, you pig, huh?

It's real Austrian beer.

Want a sip?

Bastard.

A cocky motherfucker.

Don't hurt him! Hey, no spitting!

Hold on, take it easy!

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Toss me a can, man!

Drink up.

Enjoy it, Pauli!

I said to enjoy it.

Of course. Cheers!

It's the last beer you're getting from me.

What's wrong, man?

You gonna make a stink over 60 cents?

- Want a cigarette? - No. I don't want one.

What's that supposed to mean? Since when are you like this?

Since when am I like what?

Why are you saying it's the last beer I'm getting from you?

Pauli, I haven't forgotten the 170 euros.

And that's just for the last two weeks.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm not talking about what I've given you over the last two years.

I'm just talking about the last two weeks.

You holding that against me?

Why, isn't it my right?

I mean, OK, maybe you're not my real dad, but you are my step-dad.

Whether I'm your dad or your step-dad is irrelevant.

The fact is that you owe me 170 euros from the last two weeks.

- Can I have it? - You didn't give it to me in cash.

- Can I have my money please? - You know I'm broke.

- You're always broke. - Not always.

- You're always broke. - I am not.

You know why you're always broke?

Because you don't give a shit.

Because I lost my job?

Because you lost your job? And why'd you lose your job?

It definitely wasn't my fault.

No, it's never your fault, Pauli, it never is.

I don't give a fuck where you get the money,

but I'm getting my 1 70 euros for the last two weeks.

And that's a matter of honor.

Hi! How ya doin'?

What's your problem, man?

We were out drinking and you owe me money.

I don't think so.

- We had a few drinks... - I don't even know you.

Don't give me that!

- I picked up the check! - What check?

- When we had those drinks. - When was that?

- That was two days ago. - Bullshit.

- You don't remember? - Get off my case, idiot!

- You don't remember? - Sure don't.

I want my money!

I'm not giving you a cent.

- I don't know you... - We had some beers...

- Go pump someone else for money. - Wait!

Here's some cigarettes, now fuck off and die!

You're a champ, man! It's cool!

Natashka!

You're crying.

Everything's OK.

I'm about to collapse.

Come on.

I thought you weren't coming. I was scared.

And why are you crying?

I can't believe you're here.

- Hey Pauli! - Leave me alone!

What? What is it?

- Thought you were dead. - I'm right here.

- Why didn't you call? - I'm broke. I had no reason to call.

- But you remember? - Yeah, 300.

- Give it here! - I don't have it on me.

- You better, next time. - OK, on the 8th...

- Next time you better have 300 on you. - OK.

I get paid on the 8th. Today's the 6th.

That's in two days.

- But three months late. - You can wait two lousy days.

- Two days! - Just two days!

- You keep me waiting three months... - Sorry, but I'm broke.

I'm flat broke...

Then don't borrow anything!

I was in deep shit at the time...

- Up to here... - Up to here in shit...

Then why did you lend it to me?

I'm supposed to bail you out now?

You helped me when you knew I was broke.

You borrow money from a thousand jerks...

- and pay everyone back but me? - I'll pay you back too, as soon as I can.

What year?

This year. Next month... On the 8th, man.

You asshole.

Believe me, you'll get your money on the 8th.

- Give me something! - Give you what?

- Anything's better than nothing. - Give you what?

- You must have something. - Search me! Go ahead, man!

- What do you want? I ain't got nothing. - C'mon, asshole.

And your treads?

- What about them? - They're nice.

- What do you want? - Your treads.

You're crazy!

Fuck you, man!

You bastard!

Ladies and gentlemen, how does a job interview start?

What is the first thing you do?

You sit in the waiting room.

The boss is inside, you're waiting,

and the key thing is to wait respectably.

That means sitting up straight,

not slouching in your chair...

You can't sit up fast enough when the boss comes - suddenly.

Waiting respectably is key.

Never forget that you are responsible...

for the climate at the job interview.

You are responsible for the harmony.

And you are responsible for the outcome of the interview.

Therefore follow our motto.

Always remember...

F.O.A.D.

Flattery, obsequiousness, and deference.

Smile and you'll see how this creates harmony.

F.O.A.D.

One more bit of advice for the future:

Keep practicing!

Look at the Olympic athletes who have won gold.

It's not just talent, it's practice, practice, practice.

You do that too!

So remember: F.O.A.D...

and practice, practice, practice!

Cleaning is very important...

for sanitary hygiene in restroom facilities.

That's why it's very important to work carefully and thoroughly.

What we clean ranges from lime deposits.

to fecal residues. And here, of course, there are germs...

or the potential danger of catching germs that can make us sick.

That's why we must work according to certain systems...

or work procedures.

Please note the use of the sponge cloths

for specific areas.

Here we employ two different colors.

Red is for the toilet and urinals,

and yellow is for the other washroom areas.

This includes faucets, sinks, and mirrors.

This is necessary to prevent...

the germs or microorganisms on the red sponge cloth...

from being contaminated with the areas...

in constant contact with the employees' hands,

for example sinks and faucets.

It is important to recognize these zones by the color coding...

and the pictograms...

and to apply the correct sponge cloth.

Mrs. Jowic, you see an ad posted by a cleaning company...

and think: That's exactly what I'm looking for.

You want to call and make an appointment.

What's important is...

that before you call, you need to think about your strengths,

what you want, who you are.

And don't forget: You are a winner. You can do it!

Before you dial, say this:

"I can do it, I can do it, I can do it."

You call me. I'm the cleaning company.

Alright? Let's practice that.

Cleaning company. Hello?

- I'm the cleaning company... - No, you're not a cleaning company...

I'm Mrs. Jowic.

- You want a job as a cleaning lady. - Yes.

Try it again, I'll pick up the phone again.

Cleaning company. Hello?

I am Mrs. Jowic Milica. I want work as maid.

Maybe you should write down what you want to say.

Or think it out clearly first.

I don't understand you on the phone.

Should I come over?

No, present yourself properly on the phone!

Alright? Let's do it again. Your name.

Make sure you pronounce it clearly!

I am Jowic Milica.

Wait, I haven't said "hello" yet. Just a moment.

Cleaning company. Hello? Who's there?

I am Jowic Milica.

Yes...

Born in Yugoslavia.

Yes...

I want to work for Simacek company as a cleaning lady.

Very good, I liked that.

Oh, you want to clean for our company?

That's right.

How old are you?

I am 50 years old.

How many years of work experience do you have?

30 years.

That's very good.

Mrs. Jowic, that was great. That was perfect.

That was perfect? OK, I'm glad.

I'm a winner, I'm a winner, I'm a winner.

Yes, but much more gently.

And what do we never do? Look.

Never do this!

It goes without saying, right?

You know 'dog'?

Dog. You understand?

You pet a dog like this, never like this.

Same thing here.

Next, it's got teeth.

Teeth.

And they're dusty and dirty too. Look at me!

You understand me?

Good. Now take this...

and try to clean the teeth!

- Please show me. - I knew it.

Hold it, because if it falls, I'll be really mad.

Then it'll be broken.

The only way to do it is just gently go in here...

And yeah, yeah. Not "oh, oh!"

Like this, if you can't do it, it'll never get clean.

Try it! Show me!

But hold it tight! Down here...

No, no, no.

You have to hold it here.

Push?

A little...

No, not like that.

That's no good.

We said like this...

Upwards a little,

and then downwards.

Hold it! Then inside. Or you won't get the dust out.

- Am I talking too fast? - A little.

That doesn't matter.

Olga, come!

Olga, come here!

I don't believe this!

- What is wrong? - Where's my cell phone?

- What you do here? - I can't find it!

Where did you put my phone?

I not know. I not see it.

But you were here and cleaned up my room!

Not shouting!

What?

I want my cell phone!

- Don't speak that stupid language! - I not know where is phone!

- But you cleaned up! - What you do?

I clean room! What you do?

You cleaned up! That's why you have to...

Don't talk so stupid!

Where's my phone?

It's not here!

Or here! Or here! No!

It's not anywhere!

What's all this shouting?

What's this mess, Johannes?

- It's her, she stole my cell phone. - No!

Only my cell phone I have.

Calm down.

- I don't believe that. We'll find it. - No, she stole it.

Johannes, leave us alone. You'll get a treat later.

Straighten up again, and I don't want you arguing with my children.

- Where is his phone? - I not know.

Look for it please, and straighten this up!

Pauli?

What's the 27th?

Hey!

What's the 27th?

My birthday.

Exactly.

Aren't you going to ask what I want?

Ask me what I want.

- What do you want? - A blouse.

27.90

Can you tell Michi?

Or he'll get me something useless again.

Look!

Look...

Page 44.

I marked the page.

You got it?

In black, please.

Lisa? Johannes?

What are you doing down here?

- Playing. - Go play in your rooms! Go on!

No playing here! March!

You too, Johannes.

I don't want the children playing in this room. Is that clear?

- Good thing you're here. - That's mine.

May I look?

Interesting.

Have a seat please.

What you look for?

Nothing, I came to tell you you're leaving tomorrow.

Pack your things, you'll get paid tomorrow.

And that's the end of our work agreement.

Do you understand?

No, I not understand. What is wrong?

I don't have to tell you my reasons. I just changed my mind.

I can hire you and fire you. That's how it is in this country.

I don't understand. It was such a good job.

Everything was paid for. It was a great job.

Here it is, the special job for the Ukraine.

This?

Holy shit. It's an antique!

For them it's good enough.

Only the finest for the Russkies and Yugos.

Naturally.

Holy shit.

And a big motherfucker too.

Yeah, but there are two of you.

We'll manage. Pauli, hurry up!

By myself, or what?

You can do it.

Each of you grab an end!

Alright, all set.

Out we go.

- Careful! - All clear on my side.

Now right, Pauli!

To the right, that's it...

Shit...

Careful, careful!

I can't get out.

OK, all set.

Head first.

There. Now, lift it...

Wait!

- Go ahead! - Careful!

We got it.

Don't worry.

Alright...

Push her in!

A little more...

Very nice.

Here only fat girls wear pants.

Fat girls?

- Turn around. Great! - What if I put my hair up?

Yes, maybe.

Great!

- Done! - Cleaning lady.

What's your name?

Olga.

Last name?

Guseva.

What?

G U... One more time.

- Guseva. - Yes, Guseva.

- Good. You'll show her around? - Yes.

We start at 6! On the dot. Not 6:30, not 6:05.

6 on the dot. Remember that, and we won't have any problems.

Otherwise, you can leave right now.

Ladies, see you tomorrow morning.

Twas the night before Christmas...

and throughout the house...

not a creature was moving,

not even a mouse...

Wonderfully lit...

Please, St. Anthony...

Please take me to my mama.

She asked about you right away.

How you are,

what you've been doing,

and lots of other questions...

I lost my heart in Heidelberg.

On a warm summer night.

I was head over heels in love.

Yes, nice lady,

or are you a man?

Please take me to see my mother,

and you will be showered with gifts.

All the things you like...

We have a big garden,

and my father has to give it up.

He can't do the work anymore...

or pay the help.

It's too expensive.

Lunch is ready.

Lunch is ready?

Lunch is ready now.

Please, please, please.

What are you doing?

Me?

You know that's against the rules, hm?

You're the cleaning lady. Did they forget to tell you?

I was nurse in Ukraine.

Maybe in the Ukraine, but here you're a cleaning lady.

It's against the rules.

Here only trained nurses are allowed to touch the patients.

Olga sweetheart,

you like having your hair combed.

What a pretty Olga, hm?

Let's part your hair down the middle.

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