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Don't you ever do that again.
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Remember the lever
on the steering column, move it,
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you can put the wheel
wherever you want.
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But don't move it while you're driving.
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Okay, Dad. Dad, I'm gonna be late.
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Square one's for the ignition,
round one's for the trunk
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and don't forget to lock it.
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Tim, I forgot to tell you.
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Last button on the arm,
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that locks up all the windows
and the doors.
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And, uh, look, don't put any scratches
on the car, okay?
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- Uh, drive carefully.
- Please fasten your seatbelt.
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I love you.
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Kiss me.
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- Chris.
- That's a real honey of a car.
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Mom.
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You'll be driving a Cadillac yourself
one of these days.
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- Please.
- Yeah, we'll see.
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Hi, Tim.
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Goodness,
what a fine-looking couple you are.
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You look like you just stepped off
of a wedding cake.
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We really gotta go.
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Just one more, just one more.
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Oh, it just gives me goosebumps
looking at the two of you.
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Oh, sorry, Bonnie.
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Please fasten your seatbelt.
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Ugh. Damn it.
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You just hold on, it'll work.
Here, give me the pliers.
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- Ow, Mom.
- What'd I tell you about that gum?
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- I don't know, what?
- I said, no more gum.
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You got that?
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Sick of you gnawing on that,
not being hungry at supper time.
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- That's not so.
- Wait a minute, fella.
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You just go on. Get out of here.
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Go on, vamoose.
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Find anything, Mr. Hurlbuck?
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Yes, ma'am, a few things.
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Yeah, like what?
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Like smoking in a food service area.
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This is The Moose,
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feeling, oh, so mellow and loose.
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So put your arms around
your favorite memory
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and hold it close.
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Two heads beating as one.
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Dancing the night away.
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Let's go for a drive.
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- Hey, how you doing?
- How you doing?
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You got 30 days to comply
and bring these violations up to code.
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You write me up on everything
but the color of the toilet paper,
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expect me to fix it
in 30 days?
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If you need more time,
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you'll have to appeal
to the county commissioners.
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How come all of a sudden
you're out here nosing around?
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- Just doing my job.
- Yeah?
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You tell the boys
at the county commission
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I said you did a real good job too.
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You ought to get smart
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Hey, Slam, how you been?
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Who was that?
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Just more trouble.
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Thanks.
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- Mm, Bonnie
- Oh, Tim.
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- Bulls.
- Tin.
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- Are we moving?
- Everything is moving.
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The whole world is moving.
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Bonnie, the whole car is moving.
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- Oh, no. No.
- Tim, what's happening?
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- Damn, the car is sinking.
- Huh?
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- Please fasten your seatbelt.
- Do something.
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Oh, God.
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Come on, come on.
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Dear God.
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This is really mature, Tim.
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- Holy shit.
- Don't forget your keys.
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Tim, where you going?
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- I gotta go get some help.
- What about me?
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You're not gonna leave me here,
are you?
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Okay, okay.
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Come on.
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Please don't get mud on my dress.
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Hold on. Whoa.
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My father's going to kill me.
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No, my father's gonna kill you.
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- I lost my shoe.
- Tim.
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- Damn it, I lost my shoe.
- Forget the shoe.
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You dorkwipe.
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Found my shoe.
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This is so mature.
This is ridiculous. Oh, my God.
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Look at my dress, it's wrecked.
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Destroyed.
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And my panty hose,
look at my panty hose.
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Bonnie, can it.
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- Where are we going?
- Getting a tow truck.
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- Here?
- You wanna walk two miles into town?
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Go right ahead, knock yourself out.
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Why are you treating me like this?
What have I done?
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- You're acting like a pig.
- Bonnie, I'm warning you, can it.
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Okay, fine.
I'll just call my father then.
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Fine, go ahead and call him.
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Shit. Give me a break.
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He does have the advantage.
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That's right.
A lot of his fans are booing him,
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they must love him.
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Excuse me.
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And behind him, Adam Bomb.
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Jesus H. Casper the Ghost.
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What the hell happened to you?
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Had car trouble.
I'm looking for a tow truck.
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Looks like you need a car wash.
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He's loaded for action, ready to fire.
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We got a tow truck,
but you'll have to talk to Mike first.
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- Where's Mike?
- Inside, watching the derby.
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Is it okay if I go in?
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Sure, honey, for 3 bucks,
anybody can go in.
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Heck of a show.
Lots of blood and heavy metal.
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Forget it. Go on in.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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And here come
the two Banzai Brothers.
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Where's Mike Cody?
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Up there.
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Maybe we'll see some of that tonight.
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- Ha, ha.
- And behind him...
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- I'm looking for Mike Cody.
- I'm Mike Cody, what do you want?
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I need a tow truck.
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What's wrong with your car?
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It stalled in a stream.
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Stalled in a stream?
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Kind of half in and half out.
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We're gonna have
one heck of a melee.
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Damn.
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- You got any money?
- How much?
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- Twenty if I don't get wet, 30 if I do.
- Yeah, sure, whatever.
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All right, gotta wait a minute.
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Take a last look,
give a round of applause
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one last time
before we start this race.
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And here comes the favorite.
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Slam Webster.
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Slam "The Ram" Webster.
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- Slam, Slam, Slam.
- Yeah.
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Slam, Slam, Slam.
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There's my favorite boy out there.
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He's gonna do a real good job.
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I'm glad you like him.
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Uh-oh, here comes the one in black,
Darth Vader.
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We're gonna start
the countdown right now.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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And they're off. There they go.
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I kind of like that Vader
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with that there red car,
beautiful paint job.
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He's gonna fly
on the wheel stack again.
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Red Baron wants to take on
the entire left side of the field.
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Here comes Slam-- Oh!
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Adam Bomb wants some,
he's right in the middle.
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- Oh, beautiful hit.
- Ha, ha.
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Slam Webster,
ladies and gentlemen. Slam Webster.
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Slam just hit them both,
knocking them both in a circle.
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Beautiful hit.
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Beautiful, that was so hard,
it's worth seven points.
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There goes one,
it's up and over into another car.
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Slam's got Pink Slip in his sights.
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- Oh! Beautiful hit from Slam Webster.
- Ha, ha.
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Pink Slip is out of this race.
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Two running cars on the track left.
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And that is, of course,
Slam "The Ram" Webster
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and the Chief of Police,
Darth Vader.
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Slam doesn't see him,
he's coming from behind. Oh!
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Slam didn't even see
that one coming, beautiful.
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Out of the way. He made it.
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Now, he's gonna finish him off.
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- Bam! That is it, that is it.
- Ha, ha.
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Beautiful hit from a backdoor driver.
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Yeah, Slam!
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The Force isn't with him
this evening.
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The old Darth Vader, Tucker Smith,
bites the dust.
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Start it up for the one and the only,
Slam "The Ram" Webster.
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- Great, Slam.
- Attaboy.
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Thank you, thank you,
don't applaud, throw money.
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Slam!
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And that's all for tonight here at--
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That is it, Mike.
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I am a human being, not a light bulb.
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I'll be right back.
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Whew! I think I know who you're
looking for, he's up there.
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- Oh, no.
- That's my daughter.
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Never again, Tim Pearson.
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Never in one million,
trillion goddamn years.
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It was an accident, Mr. Clark.
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What kind of demented cabbage patch
do you think I hopped out of?
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- Look at her!
- Dad.
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She looks like she was dragged
through a goddamned barnyard.
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- Horny little ba--
- Dad.
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- Easy.
- Come on, lover boy.
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- Come on, you son of a b-!
- Enough, mister.
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This is between us, sweetheart
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Look buddy, I'll give you 60 seconds
to get off my property
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or I'll kick your tiny nuts
up your big fat ass.
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Sorry, Tim.
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- Oh, boy.
- All right, let's go, missy.
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I'm not gonna forget this, Pearson.
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You too, sweetheart
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You Roger Pearson's son?
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Yeah.
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Hey, hey.
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Did I miss a good fight?
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Wanna earn 30 bucks?
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What did you have in mind?
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Cut it out, give junior here a tow.
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Man, I feel so stupid.
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Well, boy, you just discovered
the oldest sexual position in the book.
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What?
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The foolish position.
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I gotta pull over for a minute.
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What you just gotta remember,
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your brains are between your ears
and not your legs.
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Hey, Slam.
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Things a little rough
at the Speedrome tonight?
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Yeah, ha, ha.
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My friend here had a problem
out at County Line Bridge.
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Oh. Out there baiting your hook, huh?
Catch anything?
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Damn.
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How's that gorgeous honey
of a wife of yours doing, huh?
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- You tell me.
- Come again?
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- She wasn't here tonight, was she?
- I don't wanna get messed up--
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She wasn't here tonight,
was she, Mickey?
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No.
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I'll see you.
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Hey, Mickey.
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Slam?
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Slam, that you?
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No, it's a burglar.
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It's late, baby.
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So how did you do bowling tonight?
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Claire beat me three times in a row.
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Let's go to bed, baby.
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Hey, thanks.
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How did we do tonight?
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Oh, you know.
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Five, six, seven...
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This ain't no way
to make a living anymore.
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Watch it.
Looks like you had a rough night.
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You look pretty lonely,
sitting there all beat up.
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You don't have to worry about a thing.
I'm gonna take you to junk heaven.
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Oh, my God.
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It's not as bad as it looks, Dad.
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A door is ajar.
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You should've sold out, Michelle,
when your dad died.
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Look, what if we just cut it in half?
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- Five thousand?
- I'm sorry, Michelle, but it's business.
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At this rate, you'll be out of business
by the end of the summer.
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All your suppliers have
you on a cash basis.
252
00:19:44.490 --> 00:19:47.530
- There is no--
- Thanks for your time, Mr. Fleming.
253
00:19:55.894 --> 00:19:57.339
Hi.
254
00:19:57.930 --> 00:20:00.137
- Hi.
- How are you today?
255
00:20:00.299 --> 00:20:01.744
Fine.
256
00:20:01.900 --> 00:20:04.278
Thanks for helping me out last night.
257
00:20:04.570 --> 00:20:06.777
- It's okay.
- Really.
258
00:20:07.973 --> 00:20:09.145
- Okay.
- I mean it.
259
00:20:12.110 --> 00:20:13.145
Look, I'll see you.
260
00:20:14.746 --> 00:20:16.487
That's a big thermometer.
261
00:20:18.817 --> 00:20:19.921
Yup.
262
00:20:23.488 --> 00:20:25.729
- You want it?
- No.
263
00:20:25.891 --> 00:20:28.667
No, no, no, come on, take it.
They're giving them away free.
264
00:20:30.295 --> 00:20:31.933
Great.
265
00:20:32.631 --> 00:20:35.305
You know, I've always been interested
in the weather.
266
00:20:36.568 --> 00:20:38.104
I bet.
267
00:20:47.646 --> 00:20:49.148
Smooth, Pearson.
268
00:20:49.314 --> 00:20:50.952
The weather?
269
00:20:51.216 --> 00:20:52.251
Duh.
270
00:20:53.252 --> 00:20:54.890
- Dad?
- I'll be right out.
271
00:20:55.530 --> 00:20:57.932
February, 4720.
That's up a dollar three.
272
00:20:58.900 --> 00:21:02.470
February pork bellies up 187
at 6127.
273
00:21:02.628 --> 00:21:05.837
December five came up 47
at 6267.
274
00:21:06.665 --> 00:21:09.942
Farm report is brought to you hourly
by Gordon Chemical.
275
00:21:10.102 --> 00:21:13.549
Your one stop store
for an feed and fertilizer needs.
276
00:21:13.705 --> 00:21:15.207
Back to our musical programming.
277
00:21:15.374 --> 00:21:18.140
Dad, I'm sorry about your car.
278
00:21:19.378 --> 00:21:22.916
You know, a father loaning his car,
his first Cadillac, to his son,
279
00:21:23.810 --> 00:21:26.858
now, that's not just a father loaning
any car to his son.
280
00:21:27.185 --> 00:21:29.290
That's a father loaning a symbol
of his success,
281
00:21:29.454 --> 00:21:31.695
achievement and victories to his son
and saying:
282
00:21:31.857 --> 00:21:33.359
"Here, you take this Cadillac
283
00:21:33.525 --> 00:21:36.500
and you drive it proudly
up the road of your dreams."
284
00:21:37.963 --> 00:21:40.409
But, for chrissake,
don't park the son of a bitch
285
00:21:40.565 --> 00:21:43.273
in the middle of a goddamn stream.
286
00:21:45.370 --> 00:21:47.179
You understand what I'm getting at?
287
00:21:49.141 --> 00:21:52.987
I think you're telling me you don't want
me to drive your Cadillac anymore.
288
00:21:55.881 --> 00:21:58.589
I think we understand each other.
289
00:22:15.400 --> 00:22:18.279
Damn it! You turd.
290
00:22:18.570 --> 00:22:20.277
Thought you were gonna
swim to Bora Bora.
291
00:22:20.439 --> 00:22:22.770
Ran out of air.
292
00:22:22.240 --> 00:22:23.378
See any mermaids?
293
00:22:23.542 --> 00:22:25.453
Just catfish.
294
00:22:26.778 --> 00:22:29.156
And I'm so sick of catfish.
295
00:22:29.314 --> 00:22:30.987
How am I gonna be
the next Jacques Cousteau
296
00:22:31.149 --> 00:22:32.958
if I'm sitting in a cornfield?
297
00:22:33.118 --> 00:22:35.598
Still haven't told
your old man yet, huh?
298
00:22:35.754 --> 00:22:37.859
Gotta tell him you're gonna
turn down the scholarship.
299
00:22:38.230 --> 00:22:41.527
Tell him in your valedictory address,
that would really fry his mind.
300
00:22:42.940 --> 00:22:47.669
Ladies and gentlemen,
fellow students, distinguished guests.
301
00:22:47.833 --> 00:22:50.404
Today is a very special day.
302
00:22:50.869 --> 00:22:52.576
Today is a day unlike any other day.
303
00:22:54.673 --> 00:22:58.621
Today is the day
where we wave hello with one hand
304
00:22:58.777 --> 00:23:01.121
and wave goodbye
with the other hand.
305
00:23:04.282 --> 00:23:06.262
Dinner's on the table.
306
00:23:07.719 --> 00:23:09.562
Thank you, Dad.
307
00:23:21.990 --> 00:23:23.807
- Looks good.
- Oh, thanks.
308
00:23:25.370 --> 00:23:26.974
- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.
309
00:23:27.139 --> 00:23:28.311
What's wrong with you?
310
00:23:28.907 --> 00:23:30.352
Nothing.
311
00:23:36.140 --> 00:23:38.324
- I can't help it.
- Susan.
312
00:23:38.483 --> 00:23:40.360
It's killing me, I can't help it.
313
00:23:40.519 --> 00:23:42.863
The conversation is finished.
314
00:23:43.210 --> 00:23:45.467
- What conversation?
- It's none of your business.
315
00:23:45.624 --> 00:23:47.900
- Yeah, they're my boobs.
- Susan.
316
00:23:48.590 --> 00:23:49.333
What boobs? You have boobs?
317
00:23:49.494 --> 00:23:50.700
Can it.
318
00:23:50.862 --> 00:23:52.000
See, Mom, that's what I mean.
319
00:23:52.164 --> 00:23:54.542
You can't even tell I have anything
with this dumb thing on.
320
00:23:54.699 --> 00:23:57.680
- We wear bras in this family, period.
- We do?
321
00:23:57.836 --> 00:24:00.578
- I said can it.
- It's canned, it's canned.
322
00:24:00.739 --> 00:24:02.878
- Took me 13 years to grow them-
- Oh, my God.
323
00:24:03.410 --> 00:24:04.315
Just when they stem to show,
324
00:24:04.476 --> 00:24:06.114
I have to smash them down
with a bra?
325
00:24:06.278 --> 00:24:07.951
Better smashed than flopping.
326
00:24:08.113 --> 00:24:09.251
I wish they'd flop.
327
00:24:09.414 --> 00:24:11.655
I'd pay a million dollars
if they'd just wiggle a little.
328
00:24:11.817 --> 00:24:14.580
- Susan, I'm warning you.
- They're my boobs, Mom.
329
00:24:14.219 --> 00:24:16.290
- Breasts.
- Breast, boob, what's the difference?
330
00:24:16.455 --> 00:24:18.628
- A lot in your case.
- Oh, sit on it.
331
00:24:18.790 --> 00:24:19.825
- Susan.
- Tim.
332
00:24:19.991 --> 00:24:21.260
All right.
333
00:24:24.129 --> 00:24:26.234
The conversation is finished.
334
00:24:26.398 --> 00:24:27.672
Some conversation.
335
00:24:28.366 --> 00:24:31.176
I thought we'd have
a little get-together in the backyard
336
00:24:31.336 --> 00:24:33.900
after the graduation exercises.
337
00:24:33.171 --> 00:24:34.707
Oh, I don't wanna have a party.
338
00:24:34.873 --> 00:24:36.113
Oh, sure you do.
339
00:24:36.274 --> 00:24:37.776
Mom, I would really just like to-?
340
00:24:39.144 --> 00:24:40.987
Oh, Dad, gross.
341
00:24:43.448 --> 00:24:44.984
Excuse me.
342
00:25:02.400 --> 00:25:04.471
MTV Music Television.
343
00:25:04.636 --> 00:25:07.480
We've got your favorite
video music in stereo.
344
00:26:39.731 --> 00:26:40.937
What are you guys doing here?
345
00:26:41.990 --> 00:26:43.602
We just need a couple
of hundred thousand to tide us over.
346
00:26:43.768 --> 00:26:45.941
All we've got left
is the condo in Bogotá.
347
00:26:46.104 --> 00:26:47.412
I'm busy, leave me alone.
348
00:26:47.572 --> 00:26:48.607
You can't do this to us,
349
00:26:48.773 --> 00:26:50.616
not after all the things
we've done for you.
350
00:26:50.775 --> 00:26:52.755
- Yeah, Tim.
- Johnny, take care of them.
351
00:26:52.911 --> 00:26:53.946
Beat it.
352
00:28:14.893 --> 00:28:16.600
Stick them up.
353
00:28:16.761 --> 00:28:17.796
You got any gum?
354
00:28:18.129 --> 00:28:19.233
What?
355
00:28:19.397 --> 00:28:22.276
You got any gum?
356
00:28:23.100 --> 00:28:24.639
No, sorry.
357
00:28:27.472 --> 00:28:29.110
Damn.
358
00:28:29.374 --> 00:28:30.717
You work here?
359
00:28:30.875 --> 00:28:33.788
Yup, me and my ma.
360
00:28:34.979 --> 00:28:38.188
She sells the hot dogs,
takes the ticket money.
361
00:28:38.349 --> 00:28:42.422
I drive the forklift, that's my job.
362
00:28:42.587 --> 00:28:44.567
Nobody can do it but me.
363
00:28:45.623 --> 00:28:48.365
If you wanna drive in the derby,
what do you gotta do?
364
00:28:48.526 --> 00:28:52.440
Just put it in reverse, go like crazy.
Ka-bam!
365
00:28:52.597 --> 00:28:54.235
That's it, huh?
366
00:28:54.399 --> 00:28:56.379
Smash them up.
367
00:28:56.601 --> 00:28:59.343
- Where do you get the cars?
- I got some back there.
368
00:28:59.504 --> 00:29:00.983
I got a...
369
00:29:01.139 --> 00:29:02.345
What do they call it?
370
00:29:02.507 --> 00:29:05.100
The front of it
looks like a rocket ship.
371
00:29:05.243 --> 00:29:07.520
Studebakers,
you know, Studebakers?
372
00:29:07.212 --> 00:29:08.247
Yeah, sure.
373
00:29:08.413 --> 00:29:11.189
Well, it's kind of a Studebaker,
it's got a Buick engine in it.
374
00:29:11.349 --> 00:29:12.953
It's a "Stud-a-Buick."
375
00:29:13.118 --> 00:29:14.995
Here comes the Stud-a-Buick.
376
00:29:15.153 --> 00:29:17.656
They don't make them anymore.
All out.
377
00:29:17.822 --> 00:29:19.665
- You want that one?
- How much you want-??
378
00:29:19.824 --> 00:29:21.599
You can't sell my cars, Cowboy,
you know that.
379
00:29:21.760 --> 00:29:23.680
- Yes, I can.
- No, you can't.
380
00:29:23.228 --> 00:29:26.141
- Why not?
- Because they're mine, not yours.
381
00:29:26.297 --> 00:29:27.332
They are too mine.
382
00:29:28.900 --> 00:29:31.176
Look, just go back to the trailer
and I'll fix you supper.
383
00:29:31.336 --> 00:29:32.508
I ain't hungry.
384
00:29:32.670 --> 00:29:33.944
Just do what I say, go.
385
00:29:34.105 --> 00:29:35.175
Now, go.
386
00:29:35.340 --> 00:29:36.785
- Come here.
- What?
387
00:29:36.941 --> 00:29:39.217
You got something in your ear.
388
00:29:42.480 --> 00:29:44.255
Thanks, Mike.
389
00:29:44.549 --> 00:29:46.290
I didn't mean to get him in any trouble.
390
00:29:46.451 --> 00:29:47.486
You didn't.
391
00:29:47.652 --> 00:29:48.687
What can I do for you?
392
00:29:48.853 --> 00:29:50.992
- I wanna drive in the derby.
- Why?
393
00:29:51.156 --> 00:29:53.329
I thought it'd be some fun,
that's all.
394
00:29:53.491 --> 00:29:56.495
- You gotta be 18.
- No sweat, I turned 18 last month.
395
00:29:56.661 --> 00:29:58.766
Look, some other time.
396
00:29:59.931 --> 00:30:01.433
Does that mean no?
397
00:30:01.599 --> 00:30:02.839
It means some other time.
398
00:30:03.100 --> 00:30:05.345
If you don't take my word for it,
go ask your dad.
399
00:30:05.503 --> 00:30:07.176
What does he have to do with it?
400
00:30:07.372 --> 00:30:08.976
Go home.
401
00:30:14.679 --> 00:30:18.183
Back, back. Reach, reach, reach.
402
00:30:18.349 --> 00:30:20.158
Take it down, now stretch.
403
00:30:21.219 --> 00:30:23.324
You gotta work that body every day.
404
00:30:23.488 --> 00:30:25.365
Now, come on,
what are you waiting for?
405
00:30:25.523 --> 00:30:26.558
Oh, hi.
406
00:30:26.724 --> 00:30:29.864
- Dinner will be ready real soon.
- Hold it down, hands up.
407
00:30:30.280 --> 00:30:33.942
Side, side, side, side,
side, side, side.
408
00:30:34.980 --> 00:30:35.441
I must be adopted.
409
00:30:35.600 --> 00:30:38.672
Come on, hold that
stomach in, honey. Side, side.
410
00:30:38.837 --> 00:30:39.941
Dad, you know Mike Cody?
411
00:30:40.104 --> 00:30:41.174
What about her?
412
00:30:41.339 --> 00:30:42.841
I went to the Speedrome today to--
413
00:30:43.700 --> 00:30:45.613
- I don't want you to go out there.
- Why?
414
00:30:45.777 --> 00:30:47.381
I just don't, you got it?
415
00:30:47.545 --> 00:30:48.956
Got what? What's going on?
416
00:30:49.113 --> 00:30:51.821
Nothing is going on.
417
00:30:51.983 --> 00:30:55.192
Do you have to resist everything
that I ever say to you?
418
00:30:55.353 --> 00:30:57.697
I'm not resisting you,
I'd like something better than "no."
419
00:30:57.856 --> 00:31:00.860
- You're resisting with that attitude.
- You always turn everything around.
420
00:31:01.250 --> 00:31:03.471
Ah, don't use that Psychology Today
routine on me.
421
00:31:03.628 --> 00:31:06.302
- I'm not in the mood for it.
- Dinner's on.
422
00:31:06.464 --> 00:31:08.910
- Let's go eat.
- I'm not hungry.
423
00:31:11.469 --> 00:31:12.607
Susan, let's eat.
424
00:31:14.239 --> 00:31:15.411
Susan, let's eat!
425
00:31:15.573 --> 00:31:18.452
You don't have to yell.
Why is everyone always yelling at me?
426
00:31:18.610 --> 00:31:23.810
I'm not bothering anyone. I'm sick
of everyone always yelling at me.
427
00:31:27.485 --> 00:31:30.523
Slam, there's a Hungry-Man
dinner in the oven.
428
00:31:30.688 --> 00:31:31.723
Where you going?
429
00:31:31.890 --> 00:31:34.166
- I told you.
- Told me what?
430
00:31:34.325 --> 00:31:36.168
I'm going marketing, honey.
431
00:31:36.327 --> 00:31:37.465
Dressed like that?
432
00:31:38.763 --> 00:31:42.404
Well, I was gonna go naked
but my ass sticks to the car seat.
433
00:31:43.768 --> 00:31:45.441
Bye, honey.
434
00:31:59.751 --> 00:32:03.130
Well, hidey hidey ho, Mikey.
435
00:32:03.288 --> 00:32:05.131
I haven't seen you in a long time.
436
00:32:05.290 --> 00:32:06.826
Hey, Uncle Bob, how you doing?
437
00:32:06.991 --> 00:32:08.260
My back's killing me.
438
00:32:08.192 --> 00:32:11.173
Every time I piss, it burns like
I got a butane lighter stuck up my ass.
439
00:32:11.329 --> 00:32:13.468
Otherwise, everything's just peachy.
440
00:32:13.631 --> 00:32:15.406
How are you?
441
00:32:15.566 --> 00:32:17.273
Making it.
442
00:32:18.236 --> 00:32:19.772
What are you drinking tonight?
443
00:32:19.938 --> 00:32:21.110
I'll have a beer.
444
00:32:21.272 --> 00:32:22.876
You got it.
445
00:32:23.274 --> 00:32:24.685
How's Aunt Winnie?
446
00:32:24.842 --> 00:32:26.822
Oh, hell, she's fine.
447
00:32:28.413 --> 00:32:29.892
I need to ask you a favor.
448
00:32:31.115 --> 00:32:32.685
Shoot.
449
00:32:33.751 --> 00:32:35.389
I need to borrow some money.
450
00:32:35.553 --> 00:32:36.861
Okay.
451
00:32:37.210 --> 00:32:39.194
How much you need, kiddo?
452
00:32:41.626 --> 00:32:42.661
Ten thousand dollars.
453
00:32:45.563 --> 00:32:47.338
Ten thousand?
454
00:32:49.367 --> 00:32:52.940
Hmm. I love you, I truly do, but...
455
00:32:53.104 --> 00:32:57.712
Oh, Winnie would pass a kidney stone
if I loaned you anything like that.
456
00:32:57.875 --> 00:33:00.820
I know, you don't have to explain.
457
00:33:00.678 --> 00:33:03.215
I know I don't, damn it, but I'm...
458
00:33:03.481 --> 00:33:05.324
I'm just sorry.
459
00:33:05.917 --> 00:33:08.488
- You were better off out in California--
- Oh, Bob, please.
460
00:33:08.653 --> 00:33:10.462
Now, listen to me.
461
00:33:10.655 --> 00:33:12.157
You are smart and you are pretty
462
00:33:12.323 --> 00:33:14.929
and you could be or do almost
anything in the world you wanted to,
463
00:33:15.930 --> 00:33:16.936
but no, no, no, not you.
464
00:33:17.950 --> 00:33:18.574
You're gonna hold your head up high.
465
00:33:18.730 --> 00:33:20.573
Let me just tell you something,
466
00:33:20.732 --> 00:33:22.678
when you're neck deep in shit,
you got no choice-
467
00:33:22.834 --> 00:33:25.610
- But to hold your head up high.
- But to hold your head up high.
468
00:33:25.803 --> 00:33:27.510
I am my father's daughter.
469
00:33:31.109 --> 00:33:32.554
Quiet down back there.
470
00:33:35.713 --> 00:33:37.420
- Slam.
- Give me another round.
471
00:33:37.582 --> 00:33:39.493
Listen, I'm gonna slam you
the hell out of here
472
00:33:39.650 --> 00:33:41.270
if you break that damn game.
473
00:33:41.185 --> 00:33:42.289
Give me another round.
474
00:33:42.453 --> 00:33:44.626
No way, Jose.
475
00:33:44.789 --> 00:33:47.990
- Oh, shit, I'll get it myself.
- Whoa.
476
00:33:47.892 --> 00:33:49.735
- Come on, I'll take you home.
- I'm all right.
477
00:33:49.894 --> 00:33:50.929
Yeah, bullshit.
478
00:33:51.950 --> 00:33:52.574
- I'm all right.
- Come on.
479
00:33:52.730 --> 00:33:55.643
- No.
- Look, do you wanna fight?
480
00:33:55.800 --> 00:33:56.972
I don't hit women.
481
00:33:57.135 --> 00:33:59.638
Good, I don't hit drunks.
482
00:33:59.804 --> 00:34:01.909
Hey, I'm sorry, everybody.
483
00:34:02.730 --> 00:34:04.349
There's only two kinds of drunks.
484
00:34:04.509 --> 00:34:07.718
Those that are sorry
and those that soon will be.
485
00:34:07.879 --> 00:34:09.415
You think you can handle him
all right?
486
00:34:09.580 --> 00:34:12.830
Yeah, no problem.
487
00:34:14.886 --> 00:34:16.593
If he gets antsy on you,
488
00:34:17.210 --> 00:34:20.491
you just rap his head
on the pavement a couple of times.
489
00:34:27.398 --> 00:34:29.275
What's that?
490
00:34:29.634 --> 00:34:31.671
Five hundred dollars.
491
00:34:31.969 --> 00:34:33.380
Winnie doesn't know about it.
492
00:34:33.538 --> 00:34:35.779
The Internal Revenue
doesn't know about it.
493
00:34:35.940 --> 00:34:39.149
Nobody knows about it
and that's just the way I wanna keep it.
494
00:34:39.310 --> 00:34:40.687
- I can't take it.
- Sure you can.
495
00:34:40.845 --> 00:34:42.882
Now just put it in your pocket.
496
00:34:46.884 --> 00:34:48.591
Oh, goddamn it.
497
00:34:48.753 --> 00:34:49.788
Come on.
498
00:34:49.954 --> 00:34:52.594
Go on now. Get out.
499
00:34:57.528 --> 00:34:59.599
Slam? Slam.
500
00:34:59.764 --> 00:35:01.402
Wait a minute.
501
00:35:01.566 --> 00:35:03.671
No, Slam, this way.
502
00:35:04.302 --> 00:35:05.542
You love anybody, Mike?
503
00:35:07.538 --> 00:35:09.484
Yeah, I guess so.
504
00:35:12.977 --> 00:35:15.480
Did you ever love me?
505
00:35:15.680 --> 00:35:17.353
You're drunk.
506
00:35:18.150 --> 00:35:19.500
I know that.
507
00:35:20.418 --> 00:35:22.364
I'm just asking you a question.
508
00:35:27.692 --> 00:35:29.467
Hey, you know...
509
00:35:30.194 --> 00:35:32.674
You are a beautiful woman.
510
00:35:32.830 --> 00:35:34.104
Don't even think about it, Slam,
511
00:35:34.265 --> 00:35:36.370
because I'll kick your ass
drunk or sober.
512
00:35:36.767 --> 00:35:39.213
Goddamn, you're hostile.
I'm not gonna jump on you.
513
00:35:40.605 --> 00:35:43.950
Couldn't get it up now if you were
a pair of twins in a vat of Mazola oil.
514
00:35:47.645 --> 00:35:49.488
Stop it.
515
00:35:50.581 --> 00:35:52.260
Wait, wait. Oh.
516
00:35:52.617 --> 00:35:54.995
- Jeez.
- Ha, ha. Oops.
517
00:35:59.891 --> 00:36:04.397
You remember that time we all went
skinny-dipping out at the lake?
518
00:36:04.896 --> 00:36:08.360
- Uh-uh.
- Oh, come on, you know...
519
00:36:08.199 --> 00:36:11.772
The night your old man caught us
trying to rip off a keg of beer
520
00:36:11.936 --> 00:36:13.381
from the concession stand?
521
00:36:13.538 --> 00:36:16.417
That was a long time ago, Slam.
522
00:36:18.420 --> 00:36:20.220
Man.
523
00:36:21.979 --> 00:36:23.856
I had a crush on you.
524
00:36:25.583 --> 00:36:27.688
You always treated me
like I had the plague.
525
00:36:28.520 --> 00:36:31.261
Because you're so goddamn weird.
You always scared the crap out of me.
526
00:36:32.623 --> 00:36:35.934
Hell, you broke Glen Reynolds' nose
when he tried to get in your pants.
527
00:36:37.280 --> 00:36:39.269
I didn't break yours.
528
00:36:41.399 --> 00:36:46.508
No, you just broke my head when you
ran off with that jerk-off dopehead.
529
00:36:51.242 --> 00:36:52.744
Mike?
530
00:36:54.111 --> 00:36:55.647
Yeah?
531
00:37:06.390 --> 00:37:08.927
It's okay, Slam.
532
00:37:28.913 --> 00:37:32.451
Yo! Hey, what are you doing,
birdwatching or something?
533
00:37:33.150 --> 00:37:35.289
What's wrong with you, you sick?
534
00:37:35.453 --> 00:37:36.796
I don't know.
535
00:37:36.954 --> 00:37:38.763
Maybe I ought to call it
and head home.
536
00:37:38.923 --> 00:37:42.166
Yeah, maybe you ought to.
You don't look so hot.
537
00:37:54.205 --> 00:37:55.650
Yeah, baby.
538
00:37:57.441 --> 00:38:00.684
- Slide on in.
- Thank you, baby.
539
00:38:03.140 --> 00:38:04.357
- Oh, shit.
- What?
540
00:38:04.515 --> 00:38:06.170
- Ernie.
- Who?
541
00:38:06.183 --> 00:38:08.823
- Ernie, Slam, my husband.
- Oh, no.
542
00:38:13.570 --> 00:38:14.297
Start the car.
543
00:38:17.128 --> 00:38:19.233
Out of the car, both of you, now.
544
00:38:19.397 --> 00:38:20.899
Wait a second, Ernie.
545
00:38:21.650 --> 00:38:22.544
I said, get out of the car.
546
00:38:22.700 --> 00:38:24.680
- It's not what you--
- It's not what I what?
547
00:38:24.835 --> 00:38:26.410
I suppose the greaseball there
548
00:38:26.203 --> 00:38:28.376
is just a fucking figment
of my imagination, right?
549
00:38:29.573 --> 00:38:32.986
Slam, this is Donny. We were just--
550
00:38:33.144 --> 00:38:36.216
You were just boffing him
in my bed, weren't you?
551
00:38:36.747 --> 00:38:40.559
In my goddamn bed
in my goddamn house!
552
00:38:44.722 --> 00:38:47.532
I am warning you,
get out of the goddamn car now.
553
00:38:47.692 --> 00:38:50.866
Hey, pal, why don't you just cool off
a few degrees?
554
00:38:52.296 --> 00:38:54.333
You talking to me, pal?
555
00:38:54.498 --> 00:38:56.375
Better move your truck, pal.
556
00:38:56.967 --> 00:38:58.708
Move the pickup, right now.
557
00:38:58.869 --> 00:39:00.871
What, do you think
you're going somewhere?
558
00:39:01.380 --> 00:39:02.540
Get out of the car.
559
00:39:02.707 --> 00:39:04.448
Damn it, move the pickup.
560
00:39:04.608 --> 00:39:07.612
I'll give you to the count of five
to get out of that car.
561
00:39:07.778 --> 00:39:09.849
- Stop it, Ernie.
- One.
562
00:39:10.140 --> 00:39:11.687
- Get your hands off the car.
- Two.
563
00:39:12.516 --> 00:39:13.927
Three.
564
00:39:14.850 --> 00:39:16.998
Four, five.
565
00:39:17.188 --> 00:39:19.190
Hey, I'm warning you.
566
00:39:19.357 --> 00:39:20.927
Oh, yeah?
567
00:39:21.920 --> 00:39:24.301
Stop it, you son of a bitch.
568
00:39:24.462 --> 00:39:26.942
Just get out of the car, pal.
569
00:39:27.980 --> 00:39:29.476
Fuck you, Jake, you're nuts.
570
00:39:29.633 --> 00:39:30.668
Oh, yeah?
571
00:39:30.835 --> 00:39:32.872
You wanna see nuts?
I'll show you nuts.
572
00:39:33.370 --> 00:39:34.948
This is nuts, pal.
573
00:39:35.373 --> 00:39:37.148
Oh, shit.
574
00:39:41.312 --> 00:39:42.382
Ernie!
575
00:39:48.786 --> 00:39:49.821
Oh, shit!
576
00:39:50.287 --> 00:39:52.233
He's gone crazy.
577
00:39:52.857 --> 00:39:54.131
He's gonna kill us.
578
00:39:54.692 --> 00:39:57.571
- No, no!
- Let go, damn it.
579
00:39:57.728 --> 00:39:59.730
- Let go.
- Don't shoot him.
580
00:40:01.980 --> 00:40:02.270
Oh, damn it!
581
00:40:02.433 --> 00:40:04.538
Oh, my God.
582
00:40:07.304 --> 00:40:08.681
Candy, are you all right?
583
00:40:08.839 --> 00:40:11.786
I shot him, I shot him.
584
00:40:11.942 --> 00:40:13.717
Are you hit?
585
00:40:16.113 --> 00:40:18.252
Does a duck have lips?
586
00:40:23.254 --> 00:40:26.201
Okay, now you sure nobody wants
to press charges against nobody else?
587
00:40:30.361 --> 00:40:33.433
Well, in that case, have a nice day.
588
00:40:39.804 --> 00:40:41.977
Come on, I'll give you a ride home.
589
00:40:42.640 --> 00:40:43.846
Candy, look, hey.
590
00:40:44.800 --> 00:40:45.646
You just stay away from me.
591
00:40:46.811 --> 00:40:48.984
I'll get home on my own.
592
00:40:54.510 --> 00:40:55.553
Hey.
593
00:41:00.658 --> 00:41:02.569
Oh, shit.
594
00:41:42.166 --> 00:41:44.770
What are you doing here?
595
00:41:45.350 --> 00:41:47.140
I can't go home.
596
00:41:47.905 --> 00:41:49.714
Did she kick you out?
597
00:41:50.274 --> 00:41:52.830
Right on my ass.
598
00:41:52.243 --> 00:41:56.692
Got some, uh, peace-bond thing
sworn out on me.
599
00:41:57.348 --> 00:41:59.453
Not only can't I sleep
in my own bed with my own wife,
600
00:41:59.617 --> 00:42:02.530
I gotta fucking stay
50 feet away from her.
601
00:42:02.686 --> 00:42:04.563
Like I'm supposed to carry
a damned tape measure
602
00:42:04.722 --> 00:42:06.133
around with me or something.
603
00:42:06.290 --> 00:42:07.963
What happened?
604
00:42:09.727 --> 00:42:12.139
Poor judgment on my part. Ha, ha.
605
00:42:12.296 --> 00:42:15.380
- Did you beat her up?
- Hell no.
606
00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:16.906
I beat up her boyfriend's car.
607
00:42:21.205 --> 00:42:23.480
Sells washing machines
over in Cartersville.
608
00:42:23.207 --> 00:42:24.413
He's one of these slick creeps
609
00:42:24.575 --> 00:42:28.387
with all them gold chains
and a Coppertone tan.
610
00:42:28.646 --> 00:42:32.389
You got the worst taste in women
of any man I've ever known.
611
00:42:32.550 --> 00:42:35.224
Well, screw you and thanks a lot.
612
00:42:35.452 --> 00:42:38.399
What, all of a sudden, you're an expert
on marriage, the divorced old maid?
613
00:42:38.923 --> 00:42:41.620
At least
I'm not afraid of being alone.
614
00:42:41.225 --> 00:42:42.795
Or whatever's
spooking you so bad,
615
00:42:42.960 --> 00:42:44.906
you'd rather eat it
and babysit some little tease.
616
00:42:45.620 --> 00:42:46.564
Oh, hell, Mike.
617
00:42:46.730 --> 00:42:49.267
I know a lot of girls
playing the same game as Candy.
618
00:42:49.433 --> 00:42:52.710
Suckering some airhead
like you into playing house.
619
00:42:52.870 --> 00:42:54.508
She loves me, goddamn it.
620
00:42:54.672 --> 00:42:57.516
That's why she's slipping and sliding
with a washing machine salesman?
621
00:42:57.675 --> 00:43:00.849
Oh, jeez,
you are something else, woman.
622
00:43:01.110 --> 00:43:02.217
I mean, she's young.
623
00:43:02.379 --> 00:43:05.553
This guy, Danny or Dinky or Dipshit
or whatever the fuck his name is,
624
00:43:05.716 --> 00:43:09.289
he's got her snowed over
with some act that she fell for.
625
00:43:09.453 --> 00:43:11.729
- She doesn't know what she's doing.
- Bull.
626
00:43:11.889 --> 00:43:13.596
You can't tell me
that I don't love her.
627
00:43:14.892 --> 00:43:17.532
- You don't.
- Oh, goddamn it, Mike.
628
00:43:17.695 --> 00:43:19.538
I love her.
629
00:43:20.130 --> 00:43:22.440
She loves me, I mean--
630
00:43:23.267 --> 00:43:24.302
I do things for her.
631
00:43:24.468 --> 00:43:26.948
I shovel gravel five days a week
on some kidney-shaking machine
632
00:43:27.104 --> 00:43:29.500
that gives me hemorrhoids
the size of watermelons.
633
00:43:29.206 --> 00:43:32.915
Then you zip out here and spend every
minute away from her in the derby.
634
00:43:33.770 --> 00:43:34.215
What am I supposed to do?
635
00:43:35.312 --> 00:43:37.314
This place is the only thing
that makes me different
636
00:43:37.481 --> 00:43:38.789
from almost everybody else.
637
00:43:39.550 --> 00:43:43.430
I like to smash cars
and I am damn good at it.
638
00:43:43.954 --> 00:43:46.332
You know,
you're telling the wrong woman.
639
00:43:59.837 --> 00:44:02.579
You know, you shouldn't eat toast
with braces on your teeth.
640
00:44:02.740 --> 00:44:05.914
Makes your mouth
look like a garbage disposal.
641
00:44:08.450 --> 00:44:09.956
Looks like you're carrying
your lunch in there.
642
00:44:10.114 --> 00:44:12.355
- God, you are so warped.
- Me?
643
00:44:12.516 --> 00:44:16.191
You know, if puberty was a terminal
disease, you'd be the poster child?
644
00:44:16.987 --> 00:44:20.594
- Go suck dead bicycle seats.
- Susan.
645
00:44:21.859 --> 00:44:23.310
Are you on drugs?
646
00:44:23.193 --> 00:44:24.536
What?
647
00:44:24.695 --> 00:44:27.608
Whatever your problem is,
you better get yourself straight.
648
00:44:27.765 --> 00:44:29.506
And, oh, by the way, don't forget,
649
00:44:29.667 --> 00:44:32.238
you gotta wear a tie
and a jacket for the picture tonight.
650
00:44:32.403 --> 00:44:34.410
What picture?
651
00:44:34.204 --> 00:44:36.241
You got a brain up there
or a paperweight?
652
00:44:36.407 --> 00:44:37.442
Dad, do I have to?
653
00:44:37.875 --> 00:44:39.752
Yes, damn it, you have to.
654
00:44:39.910 --> 00:44:42.322
I'm a county commissioner
and you're the class Valedictorian,
655
00:44:42.479 --> 00:44:45.289
and we're gonna have our picture
taken whether you like it or not.
656
00:44:45.449 --> 00:44:46.757
Yes, sir.
657
00:44:48.719 --> 00:44:50.960
You better straighten out
that attitude of yours, mister,
658
00:44:51.121 --> 00:44:53.397
or you and me
are gonna go to the mat.
659
00:44:57.428 --> 00:44:58.566
If you don't realize,
660
00:44:58.729 --> 00:45:02.973
I believe that the most important skill
you've acquired in this institution,
661
00:45:03.133 --> 00:45:05.477
and I hope you have acquired it,
662
00:45:05.803 --> 00:45:08.511
is the ability to communicate.
663
00:45:08.672 --> 00:45:11.710
A language,
orally or the written word.
664
00:45:44.274 --> 00:45:46.345
Dad!
665
00:45:50.614 --> 00:45:52.321
- Go!
- Go, go!
666
00:46:19.543 --> 00:46:21.819
No!
667
00:46:21.979 --> 00:46:23.458
Tim.
668
00:46:24.148 --> 00:46:25.183
Tim.
669
00:46:27.785 --> 00:46:28.991
Sorry.
670
00:46:29.153 --> 00:46:30.962
I was afraid you'd gone into a coma.
671
00:46:38.362 --> 00:46:39.932
Hey, is he finished yet?
672
00:46:40.970 --> 00:46:42.668
I don't know, I'm gonna go find out.
673
00:46:44.168 --> 00:46:46.375
- I got your dress, Mike.
- Thanks, Cowboy.
674
00:46:46.537 --> 00:46:48.390
- Are you going to a party?
- Mm-mm.
675
00:46:48.205 --> 00:46:50.140
Going to county commission
meeting tonight.
676
00:46:50.174 --> 00:46:52.381
- They gonna have ice cream there?
- No.
677
00:46:52.543 --> 00:46:53.954
- They're not?
- Uh-uh.
678
00:46:54.111 --> 00:46:56.910
I don't wanna go then.
679
00:46:56.647 --> 00:46:57.921
Guess I have to go without you.
680
00:46:58.810 --> 00:46:59.219
Guess so.
681
00:46:59.383 --> 00:47:01.659
Put that in my trailer for me, okay?
682
00:47:03.353 --> 00:47:05.940
- Hi, Slam.
- Hey, Cowboy, put them up.
683
00:47:05.255 --> 00:47:07.428
- Mr. Kutch.
- Yo.
684
00:47:08.959 --> 00:47:10.495
What do you say?
685
00:47:10.661 --> 00:47:12.470
- For everything?
- Yup.
686
00:47:12.629 --> 00:47:14.734
Including that pile of batteries
and tires back there?
687
00:47:14.898 --> 00:47:16.844
- No, that's another deal.
- Hey there.
688
00:47:17.000 --> 00:47:19.310
- Hi, Slam.
- How's it going?
689
00:47:19.703 --> 00:47:21.410
Wait.
Look, I'm real busy right now.
690
00:47:21.572 --> 00:47:24.815
- What's up?
- Uh...
691
00:47:25.843 --> 00:47:29.586
I was just thinking that maybe
we could go out to dinner tonight.
692
00:47:30.180 --> 00:47:32.717
I thought you were a married man.
693
00:47:32.916 --> 00:47:34.793
Just dinner, that's all.
694
00:47:34.952 --> 00:47:36.363
Getting even with Candy?
695
00:47:36.520 --> 00:47:38.560
Damn it,
I'm not trying to get even,
696
00:47:38.222 --> 00:47:39.530
I'm trying to ask you for a date.
697
00:47:39.690 --> 00:47:41.397
You remember dates, don't you?
698
00:47:41.558 --> 00:47:43.128
I never remember
you asking me for one.
699
00:47:43.894 --> 00:47:46.966
This is going over
like a fad in church.
700
00:47:47.130 --> 00:47:49.167
Say, 3000?
701
00:47:49.333 --> 00:47:50.573
Three and a half.
702
00:47:50.734 --> 00:47:52.270
Three and a half?
703
00:47:52.436 --> 00:47:53.881
Hey look, I'll see you later, okay?
704
00:47:54.371 --> 00:47:56.874
Look, Slam, I'd like to go.
705
00:47:57.400 --> 00:47:58.713
Really, I'm just busy tonight.
706
00:47:58.876 --> 00:48:02.153
Look, 3250
including the batteries and tires.
707
00:48:02.379 --> 00:48:05.326
Three and a half with the tires
and batteries.
708
00:48:06.350 --> 00:48:08.990
How about if we have a drink
after the derby tomorrow?
709
00:48:09.453 --> 00:48:11.933
Yeah, sure, okay.
Yeah, if you want to.
710
00:48:12.589 --> 00:48:14.660
- Okay.
- See you.
711
00:48:14.825 --> 00:48:17.863
Three-and-a-half for everything,
including the batteries and tires?
712
00:48:18.280 --> 00:48:19.630
Draw.
713
00:48:19.229 --> 00:48:22.267
- Oh, you got me.
- I did?
714
00:48:22.432 --> 00:48:24.605
Three and a half, take it or leave it.
715
00:48:27.871 --> 00:48:29.509
I'll take it.
716
00:48:30.140 --> 00:48:31.175
Okay.
717
00:48:34.478 --> 00:48:36.822
That's the best you could do, huh?
718
00:48:37.180 --> 00:48:39.251
Shirt tie, and jacket.
719
00:48:39.983 --> 00:48:41.394
Yeah.
720
00:48:42.185 --> 00:48:44.529
Dad, one of these days,
your stomach's gonna melt down.
721
00:48:44.688 --> 00:48:47.191
It'll be like the China syndrome
and burn right through you.
722
00:48:47.357 --> 00:48:49.234
Oh, that's a pleasant thought.
723
00:48:50.928 --> 00:48:53.408
Dad, what would you think
if I didn't work for you this summer
724
00:48:53.563 --> 00:48:55.406
- and I took some time off?
- Time off?
725
00:48:55.565 --> 00:48:57.602
I need to do some things,
see some things.
726
00:48:57.768 --> 00:48:59.145
Great, I'll sell the house,
727
00:48:59.303 --> 00:49:01.180
we'll buy you a ticket
on the space shuttle.
728
00:49:01.338 --> 00:49:03.340
- I'm being serious, Dad.
- Seriously disturbed.
729
00:49:03.507 --> 00:49:06.113
I need to get away from here,
I need some time.
730
00:49:06.276 --> 00:49:07.778
Let me tell you something.
731
00:49:07.945 --> 00:49:11.757
Losers never have enough time,
winners have all the time in the world.
732
00:49:11.915 --> 00:49:13.792
Oh, boy.
733
00:49:14.217 --> 00:49:16.163
MAN: That makes you an exceptionally
high yield...
734
00:49:16.320 --> 00:49:18.300
- Dad, listen to me-
- Oh, we're gonna be late.
735
00:49:18.455 --> 00:49:22.267
Dad, I'm gonna turn down
that scholarship to ISU.
736
00:49:22.426 --> 00:49:24.565
I wanna go to school in Florida
and study oceanography.
737
00:49:24.728 --> 00:49:26.230
You what? Now you listen to me--
738
00:49:26.396 --> 00:49:27.466
- Hey there--
- I got-
739
00:49:27.631 --> 00:49:30.544
- Randy, how are you this evening?
- Evening. This'll just take a minute.
740
00:49:30.701 --> 00:49:33.511
Let's step into the meeting hall.
I'll grab a few quick ones.
741
00:49:35.500 --> 00:49:37.420
Who died, Tim?
742
00:49:41.878 --> 00:49:43.221
Come on, let's have a smile.
743
00:49:45.480 --> 00:49:47.585
That's it. Thank you, gentlemen.
744
00:49:47.751 --> 00:49:50.357
Thank you, Randy. Our pleasure.
745
00:49:50.520 --> 00:49:52.761
Once this meeting is over,
you and I are gonna sit down
746
00:49:52.923 --> 00:49:54.925
and we're gonna get
our wires straight, you got it?
747
00:49:55.920 --> 00:49:57.300
- I'll see you later.
- Wait a minute, hold on.
748
00:49:57.160 --> 00:49:59.800
Here, go over to the office,
I got some Rolaids on the desk,
749
00:49:59.963 --> 00:50:01.101
bring them over here, please.
750
00:50:01.264 --> 00:50:03.390
Yes, sir.
751
00:50:05.202 --> 00:50:06.579
Hi.
752
00:50:11.410 --> 00:50:13.521
Where's Pete?
Did you hear from him?
753
00:50:13.677 --> 00:50:16.214
Come on now. Sit down, Bill.
754
00:50:34.264 --> 00:50:36.801
That's just another one of four
or five examples of, uh,
755
00:50:36.967 --> 00:50:38.810
great potential
for personal injury.
756
00:50:38.969 --> 00:50:41.973
And of course, the county would
be liable to lawsuit in those situations.
757
00:50:42.139 --> 00:50:43.641
Guess that's just about all I've got.
758
00:50:43.807 --> 00:50:45.377
Any questions?
759
00:50:46.209 --> 00:50:47.984
Thank you, Larry.
760
00:50:49.679 --> 00:50:53.149
Mike, Miss Cody, are there
any comments you'd like to make?
761
00:51:02.793 --> 00:51:06.138
My dad built
the Speedrome in 1967,
762
00:51:06.296 --> 00:51:08.833
and since then we've had our share
of cuts and bruises,
763
00:51:08.999 --> 00:51:14.176
splinters and bumped heads,
but no more than any other business.
764
00:51:14.805 --> 00:51:17.149
The only fatality we ever had
was when my dad died last year
765
00:51:17.307 --> 00:51:18.752
of his head attack.
766
00:51:22.446 --> 00:51:23.982
What I'm trying to get at
767
00:51:24.147 --> 00:51:28.186
is that there's a big difference
between run-down and unsafe.
768
00:51:28.952 --> 00:51:30.989
But I'll do whatever you want,
I just need the time.
769
00:51:31.154 --> 00:51:34.431
I need time to raise the money
and do the repairs.
770
00:51:34.591 --> 00:51:36.195
Now, I have some estimates here.
771
00:51:36.359 --> 00:51:40.239
Well, in light of Mr. Hurlbuck's report
I myself have some difficulty
772
00:51:40.397 --> 00:51:43.207
in seeing how we could go
about granting you more time.
773
00:51:43.366 --> 00:51:45.903
Six months, just give me six months.
774
00:51:46.690 --> 00:51:48.515
If I haven't done everything by then,
you can shut me down.
775
00:51:48.672 --> 00:51:52.119
We're supposed to waive the interest
of the public safety for six months?
776
00:51:52.275 --> 00:51:54.186
That would leave the county
in a tough position.
777
00:51:54.344 --> 00:51:56.449
Look, can we cut the crap?
778
00:51:57.114 --> 00:51:59.253
What's going on is you
wanna put me out of business.
779
00:51:59.416 --> 00:52:00.724
Let's keep our hats on.
780
00:52:00.884 --> 00:52:02.659
I move that we vote on the motion
before us.
781
00:52:02.819 --> 00:52:03.854
All in favor of granting--
782
00:52:04.200 --> 00:52:07.524
I don't quit so easy, Mr. Pearson,
you ought to know that by now.
783
00:52:07.691 --> 00:52:11.360
Especially since you've had your eye
on my dad's property since he died.
784
00:52:11.194 --> 00:52:13.401
My bags weren't unpacked,
his body wasn't cold yet
785
00:52:13.563 --> 00:52:16.100
and you were on my doorstep
doing your Let's Make a Deal routine.
786
00:52:16.266 --> 00:52:18.268
- I resent that, that has no bearing on-
- On what?
787
00:52:18.435 --> 00:52:21.575
That you've managed to buy or option
every piece of property around me?
788
00:52:21.738 --> 00:52:24.150
Now you'll either calm yourself
or I'll adjourn this meeting
789
00:52:24.307 --> 00:52:25.650
and we'll vote on this in private.
790
00:52:25.809 --> 00:52:27.811
Just tell me why you wanna
shut me down so damn bad,
791
00:52:27.978 --> 00:52:30.151
you'd use this line of bullshit to do it.
792
00:52:30.313 --> 00:52:32.452
Because they want to build
a Country Club there.
793
00:52:32.616 --> 00:52:36.257
It's all right here, they wanna build
a golf course and a club house.
794
00:52:41.570 --> 00:52:43.162
You not only blew my ass
out of the water, Mr. Smart Guy,
795
00:52:43.326 --> 00:52:45.306
you blew your own ass sky-high.
796
00:52:45.462 --> 00:52:48.204
If this deal falls through
and I'm left holding the bag,
797
00:52:48.365 --> 00:52:50.470
I am bankrupt, busted, kaput.
798
00:52:50.634 --> 00:52:51.977
Can we have a word with you,
Roger?
799
00:52:52.135 --> 00:52:54.581
Uh, yeah, I'll be right with you,
George.
800
00:52:55.939 --> 00:52:58.442
Oh, goddamn it to hell.
801
00:52:58.608 --> 00:53:01.282
This was my dream,
you and me sitting pretty
802
00:53:01.444 --> 00:53:02.980
with our own development
of fine homes
803
00:53:03.146 --> 00:53:06.787
surrounding a private country club
with a state-of-the-an golf course.
804
00:53:06.950 --> 00:53:10.488
And now, thanks to you,
I have a half a dozen chicken farms
805
00:53:10.654 --> 00:53:13.320
surrounding a goddamn
demolition derby.
806
00:53:14.191 --> 00:53:17.400
Honesty's the best policy,
remember that one, Dad?
807
00:53:17.561 --> 00:53:20.700
Liars are losers,
remember that one, Dad?
808
00:53:20.163 --> 00:53:21.198
Why you little...
809
00:53:28.672 --> 00:53:30.345
We'll finish this at home.
810
00:53:30.507 --> 00:53:33.283
No, we'll finish it here,
because I'm not going home.
811
00:53:35.779 --> 00:53:38.851
And there's got to be a way
to smooth things down.
812
00:53:47.123 --> 00:53:48.295
You okay?
813
00:53:48.458 --> 00:53:50.199
Yeah, thanks.
814
00:53:50.360 --> 00:53:51.464
Where you going?
815
00:53:51.628 --> 00:53:53.437
I'm just going.
816
00:53:54.698 --> 00:53:57.420
Look, I appreciate what you did.
817
00:53:58.101 --> 00:53:59.671
I mean it.
818
00:54:04.741 --> 00:54:06.652
I'm going to Ruby's.
819
00:54:07.611 --> 00:54:09.318
You want a hamburger?
820
00:54:20.123 --> 00:54:21.864
Why did you do it?
821
00:54:22.892 --> 00:54:24.565
Do what?
822
00:54:25.610 --> 00:54:26.438
Save my ass like that.
823
00:54:31.568 --> 00:54:32.672
This stuffs terrible.
824
00:54:33.803 --> 00:54:35.976
Tasty but terrible.
825
00:54:37.707 --> 00:54:40.745
When I was in high school,
we started this big rumor
826
00:54:40.910 --> 00:54:43.481
that the burgers here
were made out of horse meat.
827
00:54:43.647 --> 00:54:45.285
- Horse meat?
- Mm-hm.
828
00:54:46.820 --> 00:54:48.494
Business sort of slacked off here
for a while.
829
00:54:54.858 --> 00:54:57.532
- Would you do me a favor?
- Sure.
830
00:54:58.662 --> 00:55:01.740
If I gave you the money,
would you buy me a bottle of wine?
831
00:55:04.834 --> 00:55:06.609
Thanks, Kay.
832
00:55:11.308 --> 00:55:13.754
- Your change is in the sack.
- Thank you.
833
00:55:14.944 --> 00:55:16.924
- So, what are you gonna do?
- Get smashed.
834
00:55:18.281 --> 00:55:20.227
- At home?
- Are you kidding?
835
00:55:22.319 --> 00:55:24.940
Where you gonna go?
836
00:55:25.722 --> 00:55:26.894
Probably to the park.
837
00:55:29.392 --> 00:55:31.463
You know,
if you need a place to crash...
838
00:55:31.628 --> 00:55:33.232
I'll be all right.
839
00:55:34.230 --> 00:55:37.600
Okay. Thanks.
840
00:55:48.912 --> 00:55:51.825
- You sure?
- Yeah.
841
00:55:57.787 --> 00:55:59.232
Hey!
842
00:56:00.323 --> 00:56:02.769
You got a corkscrew at your place?
843
00:56:26.216 --> 00:56:27.456
So where did you get this?
844
00:56:27.617 --> 00:56:29.893
- California.
- California?
845
00:56:30.530 --> 00:56:31.623
I used to live there
with my husband.
846
00:56:32.122 --> 00:56:33.157
You're married?
847
00:56:34.570 --> 00:56:35.127
Divorced.
848
00:56:42.499 --> 00:56:43.603
Hit the spot?
849
00:56:45.168 --> 00:56:46.545
Yeah.
850
00:56:47.303 --> 00:56:48.441
So how old are you?
851
00:56:48.605 --> 00:56:50.243
Twenty-seven.
852
00:56:51.341 --> 00:56:53.140
Are you sensitive about your age?
853
00:56:54.144 --> 00:56:55.589
No.
854
00:56:55.745 --> 00:56:58.385
You just don't like
to talk about it, right?
855
00:56:59.115 --> 00:57:00.651
Right.
856
00:57:01.284 --> 00:57:02.854
Why did you come back here?
857
00:57:03.190 --> 00:57:06.262
In California,
everybody's from someplace else.
858
00:57:06.423 --> 00:57:08.960
Everybody from here is from here.
859
00:57:10.226 --> 00:57:11.899
I like that.
860
00:57:12.462 --> 00:57:14.373
I like this town.
861
00:57:22.539 --> 00:57:26.214
I like this town too,
it's just I can't do what I want here.
862
00:57:45.995 --> 00:57:48.236
- So is this you?
- What?
863
00:57:48.398 --> 00:57:50.200
This picture.
864
00:57:50.800 --> 00:57:54.771
Yeah. When I was a little girl,
865
00:57:55.271 --> 00:57:58.377
my dad told me that I was
the last living descendant
866
00:57:58.541 --> 00:58:01.852
of Wild Bill Cody, I should be proud.
867
00:58:03.246 --> 00:58:05.658
Something to brag about, he said.
868
00:58:08.551 --> 00:58:11.964
When I was about 13,
I did some digging.
869
00:58:12.856 --> 00:58:15.166
Found out
that there was a Buffalo Bill Cody
870
00:58:15.992 --> 00:58:18.233
and a Wild Bill Hickcock.
871
00:58:19.462 --> 00:58:23.569
Whoever the hell Wild Bill Cody was,
he wasn't my relative.
872
00:58:26.102 --> 00:58:28.275
I was just Mike Cody.
873
00:58:28.938 --> 00:58:31.418
And my old man was full of beans.
874
00:58:38.882 --> 00:58:41.362
You know,
I never told him I knew that.
875
00:58:44.554 --> 00:58:46.329
I never did.
876
00:59:30.567 --> 00:59:33.309
Do you want to drive in the derby
tomorrow night?
877
00:59:33.469 --> 00:59:35.312
I don't have a car.
878
00:59:38.141 --> 00:59:39.950
I got cars.
879
00:59:49.586 --> 00:59:51.122
Yeah. All right.
880
00:59:57.827 --> 00:59:59.636
- Mike.
- Here I come.
881
00:59:59.796 --> 01:00:01.434
Toro, toro, come on.
882
01:00:06.269 --> 01:00:08.545
Come on, get in.
883
01:00:11.374 --> 01:00:13.615
Hey, wait a minute.
884
01:00:20.683 --> 01:00:21.957
Yeah.
885
01:00:34.998 --> 01:00:38.275
Never hit the driver's door,
it's like a gentlemen's agreement.
886
01:00:38.434 --> 01:00:39.879
What?
887
01:01:11.567 --> 01:01:13.103
Good morning, Grandview.
888
01:01:13.269 --> 01:01:15.681
Temperature's 72 degrees,
it's 7:00 am.
889
01:01:15.838 --> 01:01:17.909
Just a reminder
that an the float entries
890
01:01:18.740 --> 01:01:19.553
for tomorrow's big
Memorial Day parade
891
01:01:19.709 --> 01:01:21.552
must be registered
with the Chamber of Commerce
892
01:01:21.711 --> 01:01:22.746
before noon today.
893
01:01:22.912 --> 01:01:26.416
And, boy, it's gonna be
a swell parade this year.
894
01:01:28.785 --> 01:01:31.260
Don't you ever get tired?
895
01:01:31.187 --> 01:01:33.599
I got a lot of hormones.
896
01:01:33.756 --> 01:01:36.999
Yeah, well, my hormones
are all worn out.
897
01:01:42.398 --> 01:01:44.571
So, what are you going to do?
898
01:01:44.734 --> 01:01:47.271
Right now? Today?
899
01:01:47.437 --> 01:01:50.179
And tomorrow and the next day.
900
01:01:50.940 --> 01:01:56.288
There's this guy I know up in Chicago,
he runs this, uh, scuba diving school.
901
01:01:57.647 --> 01:02:00.890
I figured I'd go up there and get a job
902
01:02:01.984 --> 01:02:05.591
and then I want to go to Florida
to do this dolphin study thing.
903
01:02:05.755 --> 01:02:08.326
Why don't you just go straight
to Florida?
904
01:02:09.659 --> 01:02:13.334
Because I would be lucky
to swing the bus ticket to Chicago.
905
01:02:22.572 --> 01:02:24.176
What?
906
01:02:24.707 --> 01:02:28.621
I forgot the advantages
of being an 18-year-old girl.
907
01:02:28.778 --> 01:02:30.849
Doing it in cars?
908
01:02:31.130 --> 01:02:33.857
Doing it with 18-year-old guys.
909
01:02:36.586 --> 01:02:37.621
You expecting somebody?
910
01:02:37.787 --> 01:02:40.290
They're here to pick up the cars.
911
01:02:40.990 --> 01:02:44.597
I'm selling all my cars. Shit, I forgot.
912
01:02:46.829 --> 01:02:48.706
All right, all right, hold your horses.
913
01:02:49.432 --> 01:02:51.207
Hold yours too.
914
01:02:54.370 --> 01:02:56.611
- Slam.
- Rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty.
915
01:02:56.773 --> 01:02:57.911
What are you doing here?
916
01:02:58.740 --> 01:03:00.384
I woke up this morning,
got dressed, drove over to Ruby's
917
01:03:00.543 --> 01:03:02.113
like I've done
a million goddamn times,
918
01:03:02.712 --> 01:03:05.249
especially since Candy couldn't
cook anything that wasn't frozen
919
01:03:05.414 --> 01:03:07.325
or sealed in petroleum byproducts,
920
01:03:07.483 --> 01:03:10.430
and I suddenly realized that I would
rather eat a maggot casserole
921
01:03:10.586 --> 01:03:13.192
than gag on one more chili dog.
922
01:03:13.356 --> 01:03:17.304
So here we got the makings of a real
old-fashioned American breakfast.
923
01:03:17.460 --> 01:03:20.805
We got bacon,
we got eggs, real eggs,
924
01:03:20.963 --> 01:03:27.390
we got spuds for some home fries,
we got orange juice,
925
01:03:27.203 --> 01:03:29.240
we got Maxwell House coffee,
good to the last drop,
926
01:03:29.405 --> 01:03:33.353
and last but not least,
Hillbilly Bread, it's colossal.
927
01:03:33.509 --> 01:03:35.887
None of this whole wheat
hippie rabbit food bullshit.
928
01:03:36.450 --> 01:03:38.218
Just plain old white bread.
929
01:03:46.222 --> 01:03:49.294
Shit, goddamn, you're making it
with a high school kid?
930
01:03:49.458 --> 01:03:50.493
Calm down.
931
01:03:50.660 --> 01:03:52.606
What the hell
am I supposed to do, huh?
932
01:03:52.762 --> 01:03:55.380
Make breakfast in bed
for the two of you?
933
01:03:55.198 --> 01:03:56.973
All you had to do was call first.
934
01:03:57.133 --> 01:04:00.205
Sure, so you could hand me
some crap about being busy.
935
01:04:01.304 --> 01:04:02.681
I'm so fucking dumb.
936
01:04:02.839 --> 01:04:05.183
That's the reason you couldn't
go outwith me last night?
937
01:04:05.341 --> 01:04:07.140
No, that's not why.
938
01:04:07.176 --> 01:04:08.621
Bullshit.
939
01:04:10.112 --> 01:04:12.388
Look, I'm sorry. Can we just talk?
940
01:04:19.255 --> 01:04:21.166
You piss me off!
941
01:04:29.310 --> 01:04:31.110
Hey, back to work.
942
01:04:39.575 --> 01:04:41.919
Kind of messed things up for you,
didn't I?
943
01:04:42.780 --> 01:04:44.240
It's not your fault.
944
01:04:45.982 --> 01:04:47.484
I'm sorry.
945
01:04:47.650 --> 01:04:49.357
It's not your fault.
946
01:04:51.854 --> 01:04:53.265
He gets kind of mad, doesn't he?
947
01:04:54.900 --> 01:04:55.933
He was born mad.
948
01:04:58.361 --> 01:05:00.307
I'm really sorry.
949
01:05:03.499 --> 01:05:04.910
I---
950
01:05:06.102 --> 01:05:07.843
I'm gonna go into town.
951
01:05:08.400 --> 01:05:10.382
- Take the tow truck.
- It's okay, I can hitch.
952
01:05:10.539 --> 01:05:13.884
No, it's okay, I have to stick around
here all day anyway.
953
01:05:33.696 --> 01:05:35.733
Pull out the choke.
954
01:05:38.100 --> 01:05:40.444
You want anything from town?
955
01:05:40.603 --> 01:05:42.480
Nope.
956
01:05:42.972 --> 01:05:44.645
See you later.
957
01:05:58.354 --> 01:05:59.833
Ain't sex great?
958
01:06:11.300 --> 01:06:13.700
Move it.
959
01:06:42.198 --> 01:06:44.804
School is out!
960
01:07:00.160 --> 01:07:02.121
You all right?
Where the hell have you been?
961
01:07:02.284 --> 01:07:05.163
Thought you had an accident
or got sick or drunk or went dippy
962
01:07:05.321 --> 01:07:06.698
and jumped into the water.
963
01:07:06.856 --> 01:07:10.650
And what is this business about
ditching your last day of school?
964
01:07:10.226 --> 01:07:12.263
I'm leaving, Dad.
965
01:07:12.428 --> 01:07:14.806
I'm catching the bus to Chicago.
966
01:07:16.799 --> 01:07:18.972
That's the way it ends,
I mean, you just, uh--
967
01:07:19.135 --> 01:07:20.739
You run away?
968
01:07:20.903 --> 01:07:22.750
No, I'm just leaving.
969
01:07:22.238 --> 01:07:23.876
Look, Tim.
970
01:07:25.174 --> 01:07:27.552
All right,
maybe I went a bit overboard
971
01:07:27.710 --> 01:07:30.880
and I did things
the way I shouldn't have
972
01:07:30.246 --> 01:07:32.419
and you got a right to be mad.
973
01:07:33.582 --> 01:07:35.687
I don't know what to say.
974
01:07:35.851 --> 01:07:37.330
Look, business is hard,
975
01:07:37.486 --> 01:07:40.126
sometimes you get off center
and you screw up.
976
01:07:43.726 --> 01:07:46.468
All right, I'm sorry, damn it,
I am sorry.
977
01:07:46.629 --> 01:07:49.872
Look, give ISU a year,
just a year, give it a shot
978
01:07:50.320 --> 01:07:53.479
and after that we'll talk about
the, uh, oceanography thing.
979
01:07:53.636 --> 01:07:55.513
No, thanks.
980
01:07:55.671 --> 01:07:58.117
Well, damn it,
what's wrong with this town anyway?
981
01:07:58.674 --> 01:08:02.554
Nothing, and maybe I'll come back
here sometime, Dad.
982
01:08:02.711 --> 01:08:05.890
But if I do, it'll be because I want to,
983
01:08:05.247 --> 01:08:07.523
not because I'm afraid
of the rest of the world.
984
01:08:07.683 --> 01:08:10.323
That's what I hate about Grandview,
is all the bull that says:
985
01:08:10.486 --> 01:08:13.592
"Don't go out there, you won't make it,
they'll eat you alive."
986
01:08:16.225 --> 01:08:17.898
Well, I don't buy it.
987
01:08:22.431 --> 01:08:24.843
That's my valedictory speech.
988
01:08:33.476 --> 01:08:36.116
This is the
answering machine of Candy Webster.
989
01:08:36.278 --> 01:08:38.121
Ernie Webster no longer resides
at this number.
990
01:08:38.280 --> 01:08:39.782
- Thank God.
- Son of a bitch.
991
01:08:39.949 --> 01:08:42.225
So just wait for the beep
and leave a message. Bye.
992
01:08:42.384 --> 01:08:45.991
Yeah, this is, uh,
Ernie Webster speaking.
993
01:08:46.155 --> 01:08:48.897
I'm coming by tomorrow to pick up
my clothes and personal items,
994
01:08:49.580 --> 01:08:52.562
so consider yourself duly warned.
And if you know what's good for you,
995
01:08:52.728 --> 01:08:55.902
make sure you and your Maytag
boyfriend evacuate the premises.
996
01:08:56.650 --> 01:08:59.535
Ten-four, roger, over and out.
That's all, folks.
997
01:09:13.382 --> 01:09:15.259
Son of a bitch.
998
01:09:21.257 --> 01:09:24.636
Candy. Candy!
999
01:09:26.610 --> 01:09:29.975
Better hit the road, Jack.
Cops are on their way.
1000
01:09:30.132 --> 01:09:33.110
- Candy.
- She don't wanna talk to you.
1001
01:09:34.403 --> 01:09:37.509
You're gonna pay, you son of a bitch,
you are gonna pay.
1002
01:09:37.673 --> 01:09:39.840
Fuck you, pal.
1003
01:09:39.241 --> 01:09:41.118
She's gonna divorce your crazy ass
1004
01:09:41.277 --> 01:09:44.451
and take every cent you got.
Every cent, pal.
1005
01:09:44.613 --> 01:09:47.423
Even this house.
So you lose, buckwheat.
1006
01:09:47.583 --> 01:09:49.585
Like hell she is, that is my house.
1007
01:09:49.752 --> 01:09:51.595
Well, we'll see about that.
1008
01:09:51.754 --> 01:09:52.892
Just wait.
1009
01:09:53.550 --> 01:09:56.468
Just wait, you crippled Donkey Dick,
just wait.
1010
01:09:56.625 --> 01:09:58.700
Well, why don't you wait, pal?
1011
01:09:58.227 --> 01:10:00.730
Because I think I hear the cops
coming right now.
1012
01:10:20.716 --> 01:10:22.320
Sure you got all the slips
for these here?
1013
01:10:22.484 --> 01:10:23.895
Yeah, I think that's about it.
1014
01:10:24.530 --> 01:10:25.623
I'm trying to find
Slam Webster.
1015
01:10:25.788 --> 01:10:28.980
Who? Oh, you mean Ernie Webster?
1016
01:10:28.257 --> 01:10:29.463
Yeah, Ernie Webster, right.
1017
01:10:29.625 --> 01:10:30.968
Hold on a minute.
1018
01:10:31.126 --> 01:10:32.503
Okay.
1019
01:10:33.429 --> 01:10:36.569
Hey, Mike, we're still shod
about, uh, ten title slips.
1020
01:10:36.732 --> 01:10:38.803
If they're not there,
I don't know where they are.
1021
01:10:38.968 --> 01:10:42.400
He's probably at lunch.
He ought to be back in--
1022
01:10:42.204 --> 01:10:46.744
All right, when he gets back,
will you have him call Mike Cody?
1023
01:10:47.243 --> 01:10:50.986
No! You get down off of there.
1024
01:10:51.747 --> 01:10:53.556
- No!
- Get this bastard off me!
1025
01:10:53.716 --> 01:10:55.195
- They're mine.
- Stop him!
1026
01:10:55.351 --> 01:10:56.796
What the hell is going on?
1027
01:10:56.952 --> 01:10:58.560
Stop it, Cowboy.
1028
01:10:58.220 --> 01:11:02.320
Did you hear me?
Cut it out, you cut it out.
1029
01:11:02.191 --> 01:11:04.000
You hear me?
1030
01:11:04.159 --> 01:11:05.536
They're my cars.
1031
01:11:05.995 --> 01:11:07.303
You say you're sorry.
1032
01:11:07.896 --> 01:11:09.341
They're taking my cars.
1033
01:11:09.498 --> 01:11:13.360
No, sir, they are not your cars
and they never have been.
1034
01:11:13.202 --> 01:11:15.978
You're in deep shit, mister,
you better say you're sorry.
1035
01:11:16.138 --> 01:11:18.118
No!
1036
01:11:18.274 --> 01:11:19.719
No!
1037
01:11:20.409 --> 01:11:22.286
Cowboy.
1038
01:11:23.450 --> 01:11:25.218
- Leave him be.
- Cowboy.
1039
01:11:27.216 --> 01:11:29.719
I forgot to tell him I sold the cars.
1040
01:11:30.352 --> 01:11:32.389
I didn't think to tell him myself.
1041
01:11:33.489 --> 01:11:37.960
Well, he'll work it out on his own.
1042
01:11:41.960 --> 01:11:42.336
Hey, I'm sorry. You okay?
1043
01:11:42.498 --> 01:11:44.808
Yeah, I'm all right.
1044
01:11:47.636 --> 01:11:52.915
Hey, don't you think it's about time
we open up this clip joint for business?
1045
01:11:54.109 --> 01:11:57.900
Well, howdy-do folks
and welcome to Cody's Speedrome,
1046
01:11:57.246 --> 01:11:59.692
home of the Demolition Derby.
1047
01:11:59.848 --> 01:12:02.550
Remember, you've still got
a few minutes to crawl over
1048
01:12:02.217 --> 01:12:05.494
to Big Benny's Ptomaine Pit, home
of the famous dysentery fondue.
1049
01:12:05.654 --> 01:12:07.258
Our special
is Polynesian muskrat
1050
01:12:07.423 --> 01:12:08.458
with dirty white sauce.
1051
01:12:08.624 --> 01:12:11.700
Try it with a side
of deep fat-fried retreads.
1052
01:12:11.226 --> 01:12:12.261
I'll be right there.
1053
01:12:12.428 --> 01:12:14.704
But seriously, folks, Big Benny
has an excellent selection
1054
01:12:14.863 --> 01:12:20.108
of fine food, some like,
corn dogs, hamburgers,
1055
01:12:20.269 --> 01:12:25.810
hot popcorn, ice-cold beer
and ice-cold light beer.
1056
01:12:25.974 --> 01:12:28.580
Potato chips, hot barbecue.
1057
01:12:28.744 --> 01:12:30.917
You know, if you still wanna go out,
I'd like to.
1058
01:12:33.816 --> 01:12:37.250
I see your high school boyfriend's
running in the derby tonight.
1059
01:12:38.954 --> 01:12:40.126
So?
1060
01:12:40.289 --> 01:12:43.532
So if you wanna turn this
into kiddie-cars, that's your business.
1061
01:12:43.692 --> 01:12:45.933
We're gonna have
another smash-them-up evening
1062
01:12:46.950 --> 01:12:48.234
like we do every Friday
and Saturday night.
1063
01:12:48.397 --> 01:12:49.842
Let's get right on down to it.
1064
01:12:49.998 --> 01:12:53.741
Would everyone please rise
for our national anthem?
1065
01:13:06.949 --> 01:13:07.984
Is he still mad?
1066
01:13:08.150 --> 01:13:10.858
Look, don't worry about him, go on.
1067
01:13:11.190 --> 01:13:12.794
Now you remember,
you break off your flag
1068
01:13:12.955 --> 01:13:14.434
the minute you're out of the running.
1069
01:13:14.590 --> 01:13:17.127
Because as long as it's up,
you're fair game, got it?
1070
01:13:17.292 --> 01:13:18.327
Piece of cake.
1071
01:13:19.161 --> 01:13:20.697
Be careful.
1072
01:13:50.859 --> 01:13:52.930
Having a little
technical difficulty here,
1073
01:13:53.950 --> 01:13:57.305
but we got that an straightened out,
so let's start the countdown.
1074
01:13:57.466 --> 01:14:02.381
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
1075
01:14:02.538 --> 01:14:08.113
five, four, three, two, one.
1076
01:14:08.277 --> 01:14:09.779
And here we go.
1077
01:14:13.215 --> 01:14:14.888
Holy shit.
1078
01:14:32.835 --> 01:14:35.748
Red Baron...
1079
01:14:55.290 --> 01:14:57.861
Beautiful hit on...
1080
01:15:00.596 --> 01:15:03.873
Beautiful. Oh, what a hit.
1081
01:15:04.320 --> 01:15:06.171
We got a little bit of fire...
1082
01:15:09.505 --> 01:15:10.540
Beautiful.
1083
01:15:11.600 --> 01:15:13.111
Oh, counter hit.
1084
01:15:14.543 --> 01:15:18.719
They don't want to quit it, folks.
Somebody must be a little hungry.
1085
01:15:48.744 --> 01:15:50.587
Look out for...
1086
01:15:55.450 --> 01:15:57.327
I think it's about time
you break out your flag.
1087
01:16:00.550 --> 01:16:02.934
Tim, Tim, break off your flag!
1088
01:16:03.910 --> 01:16:05.710
Student Driver,
please break off your flag.
1089
01:16:06.895 --> 01:16:08.340
Tim, break it off.
1090
01:16:08.497 --> 01:16:11.535
That young man
is out of commission there.
1091
01:16:12.301 --> 01:16:13.405
Wait a minute, Slam.
1092
01:16:17.339 --> 01:16:19.182
We got a problem here, folks.
1093
01:16:19.341 --> 01:16:20.752
Break off that flag...
1094
01:16:27.449 --> 01:16:31.522
Red lights on the field, will everyone
hold their positions please?
1095
01:16:33.355 --> 01:16:34.766
Is he all right?
1096
01:16:36.240 --> 01:16:37.799
- Are you all right?
- I'm okay, Mike.
1097
01:16:38.360 --> 01:16:40.806
- Pearson, you all right?
- You crazy son of a bitch.
1098
01:16:41.797 --> 01:16:42.832
Mike, I'm okay.
1099
01:16:42.998 --> 01:16:44.944
You weren't trying to win,
you had it out for him.
1100
01:16:45.100 --> 01:16:47.376
- I got the wind knocked out of me.
- What's your problem?
1101
01:16:47.536 --> 01:16:49.150
Get off the track.
1102
01:16:49.605 --> 01:16:52.176
- Mike, I'm okay.
- Get off the track, Slam.
1103
01:16:53.575 --> 01:16:56.647
All right. All right, I'm going, screw it.
1104
01:16:56.812 --> 01:16:58.814
I don't like the way the rules
keep changing anyway.
1105
01:16:59.481 --> 01:17:01.552
Well, folks, it seems to be a...
1106
01:17:02.351 --> 01:17:03.853
Everything seems to be all right.
1107
01:17:04.190 --> 01:17:07.230
We're out of danger, so we're
gonna go through a short cleanup,
1108
01:17:07.189 --> 01:17:08.896
- Come on.
- so please head on over
1109
01:17:09.570 --> 01:17:13.369
to Big Benny's Ptomaine Shack,
and try that Polynesian muskrat.
1110
01:17:46.428 --> 01:17:49.272
No. No.
1111
01:17:49.665 --> 01:17:51.167
No.
1112
01:18:29.204 --> 01:18:31.616
What's baby gonna do to Donny?
1113
01:18:31.773 --> 01:18:33.411
Donny doesn't know.
1114
01:18:33.575 --> 01:18:35.213
Sure you do.
1115
01:18:39.214 --> 01:18:40.693
Call me Miss Baby Doll.
1116
01:18:40.849 --> 01:18:42.890
Baby Doll.
1117
01:18:42.250 --> 01:18:44.230
- I said Miss Baby Doll.
- Miss Baby Doll.
1118
01:18:49.458 --> 01:18:52.735
That's enough,
I'll tell you when again.
1119
01:19:01.303 --> 01:19:06.218
Down. Stay put.
1120
01:19:06.374 --> 01:19:09.820
This is nice. You having fun?
1121
01:19:09.778 --> 01:19:11.416
It's fun, huh?
1122
01:19:15.183 --> 01:19:16.787
What's that?
1123
01:19:17.919 --> 01:19:20.331
Sounds like it's coming
from right out front.
1124
01:19:20.489 --> 01:19:22.867
Some kids hot-rodding around.
1125
01:19:23.692 --> 01:19:27.265
- Where you going?
- I'll be right back.
1126
01:19:36.104 --> 01:19:37.139
Oh, my God.
1127
01:19:37.806 --> 01:19:39.479
Candy, what's going on?
1128
01:19:39.641 --> 01:19:42.144
- He's crazy, he's got a bulldozer.
- Who?
1129
01:19:42.310 --> 01:19:43.721
What? Slam?
1130
01:19:43.879 --> 01:19:45.790
It's Slam? Call the cops.
1131
01:19:45.947 --> 01:19:48.655
- The cops.
- Wait.
1132
01:19:48.817 --> 01:19:50.888
Untie me, Candy.
1133
01:19:58.193 --> 01:19:59.638
Aah! Operator?
1134
01:19:59.795 --> 01:20:02.366
Sorry, um, give me the cops.
1135
01:20:02.531 --> 01:20:05.273
He's got-- He's got a bulldozer.
1136
01:20:05.433 --> 01:20:06.639
He's gonna kill us.
1137
01:20:09.404 --> 01:20:11.680
Candy, I'm in here.
1138
01:20:14.409 --> 01:20:17.490
Candy, untie me.
1139
01:20:30.659 --> 01:20:32.866
Help me.
1140
01:21:06.962 --> 01:21:10.933
Hey, Candy, help me!
1141
01:21:17.405 --> 01:21:20.284
Our Father, who an in heaven...
1142
01:21:28.583 --> 01:21:30.256
Yahoo!
1143
01:21:31.987 --> 01:21:36.163
Somebody! Get me out of here!
1144
01:21:36.324 --> 01:21:37.928
- Hey, you!
- Me?
1145
01:21:38.930 --> 01:21:40.300
Yeah, you, get me out of here!
1146
01:21:46.268 --> 01:21:49.272
- Okay, folks, step on back.
- Help him out.
1147
01:21:50.972 --> 01:21:52.451
Okay, Slam, now shut it off.
1148
01:21:52.941 --> 01:21:54.318
Come on, shut it off.
1149
01:21:55.143 --> 01:21:57.987
Come down off of there now,
you've had your fun.
1150
01:21:58.146 --> 01:21:59.921
Slam, I'm warning you.
1151
01:22:00.810 --> 01:22:02.823
Come down off there
right now, you hear me?
1152
01:22:12.360 --> 01:22:14.840
You're under arrest.
Now get down off of there.
1153
01:22:14.996 --> 01:22:20.810
Take me away, look me up,
it is a crime to feel this good.
1154
01:22:24.739 --> 01:22:26.116
Yeah!
1155
01:22:26.274 --> 01:22:27.412
That's right.
1156
01:23:03.878 --> 01:23:06.850
Still going to Chicago tomorrow?
1157
01:23:07.215 --> 01:23:08.990
I got my ticket.
1158
01:23:14.322 --> 01:23:16.233
You love him, don't you?
1159
01:23:18.793 --> 01:23:20.397
He's crazy.
1160
01:23:26.668 --> 01:23:29.877
- You speeding?
- No.
1161
01:23:35.877 --> 01:23:37.447
Oh, no.
1162
01:23:49.357 --> 01:23:51.963
- What happened?
- Jesus, I don't know, Mike.
1163
01:23:52.127 --> 01:23:55.836
I was working on the books and all of
a sudden the whole place was on fire.
1164
01:23:55.997 --> 01:23:57.476
Oh, my God.
1165
01:23:57.632 --> 01:23:59.543
Get down!
1166
01:24:10.111 --> 01:24:12.751
We need help here, hit that hot spot.
1167
01:24:15.984 --> 01:24:17.895
- Mike.
- You okay, Mike?
1168
01:24:18.530 --> 01:24:19.896
- Aw.
- Oh.
1169
01:24:24.626 --> 01:24:28.972
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1170
01:24:37.505 --> 01:24:38.813
Hang on.
1171
01:25:26.888 --> 01:25:30.665
Okay, everybody, coffee's on.
1172
01:25:35.897 --> 01:25:37.934
Do you want some coffee?
1173
01:25:40.168 --> 01:25:41.670
I'll get it.
1174
01:25:53.915 --> 01:25:55.690
Got to check over here.
1175
01:26:01.656 --> 01:26:03.658
How could you do this?
1176
01:26:08.290 --> 01:26:09.372
Tim.
1177
01:26:10.899 --> 01:26:15.348
Mike, believe me,
I had nothing to do with this.
1178
01:26:15.503 --> 01:26:17.107
God, I'm sorry
any of this ever happened.
1179
01:26:17.872 --> 01:26:19.283
Mike.
1180
01:26:19.440 --> 01:26:23.130
Hey, Mike, come here,
we got something to show you.
1181
01:26:33.521 --> 01:26:35.570
Damn valve is wide open.
1182
01:26:37.158 --> 01:26:39.104
It was padlocked.
1183
01:26:45.330 --> 01:26:47.411
Who else got a key to this look?
1184
01:26:52.507 --> 01:26:53.815
Cowboy.
1185
01:26:56.177 --> 01:26:57.656
Better get something.
1186
01:27:02.350 --> 01:27:03.954
Cowboy?
1187
01:27:05.286 --> 01:27:06.594
Why?
1188
01:27:08.156 --> 01:27:10.158
They took my cars away.
1189
01:27:24.720 --> 01:27:26.518
Cow, this was our home.
1190
01:27:49.297 --> 01:27:50.537
Dad.
1191
01:27:53.340 --> 01:27:54.377
Dad, I'm sorry.
1192
01:27:57.672 --> 01:27:59.845
You want a ride back to town?
1193
01:28:47.288 --> 01:28:48.392
What happened to you?
1194
01:28:50.925 --> 01:28:52.768
Speedrome burnt down last night.
1195
01:28:56.998 --> 01:28:58.204
No.
1196
01:29:00.935 --> 01:29:02.243
To the ground.
1197
01:29:06.874 --> 01:29:08.376
What are you gonna do?
1198
01:29:11.779 --> 01:29:15.226
- It all depends.
- On what?
1199
01:29:19.821 --> 01:29:20.925
On you.
1200
01:29:58.126 --> 01:30:00.106
Damn, I love you.
1201
01:30:03.398 --> 01:30:06.242
Well, in that case,
I better let you out of here.
1202
01:30:08.403 --> 01:30:10.405
Ha. What?
1203
01:30:13.241 --> 01:30:16.850
Come on, boys,
old drives keep moving.
1204
01:30:16.244 --> 01:30:18.121
Attention, attention.
1205
01:30:18.279 --> 01:30:20.350
Listen, I make halfway decent
money and if we saved,
1206
01:30:20.515 --> 01:30:22.927
we could rebuild
the Speedrome better than ever.
1207
01:30:23.840 --> 01:30:24.529
- I'm gonna sell it.
- Why?
1208
01:30:24.685 --> 01:30:26.280
To Roger Pearson.
1209
01:30:26.187 --> 01:30:28.861
I think he's ready
to make me a fair deal now.
1210
01:30:29.230 --> 01:30:31.230
Get us off to a good start
1211
01:30:31.392 --> 01:30:34.320
I know how to get us off
to a good start.
1212
01:30:40.201 --> 01:30:43.800
- I gotta ask you something.
- What?
1213
01:30:43.237 --> 01:30:44.648
Tell you on the way there.
1214
01:30:44.806 --> 01:30:46.217
- On the way where?
- Come on.
1215
01:30:46.374 --> 01:30:47.751
- Wait up.
- Okay, Mom.
1216
01:30:47.909 --> 01:30:51.490
- Take good care of yourself, eat well.
- I will.
1217
01:30:51.212 --> 01:30:53.351
Not too much junk food.
1218
01:30:54.148 --> 01:30:55.684
Hey, you're gonna miss
the parade, man.
1219
01:30:55.850 --> 01:30:57.124
I guess so.
1220
01:30:57.952 --> 01:31:01.229
- See you, Bonnie.
- Bye, Tim.
1221
01:31:01.722 --> 01:31:02.792
I'd give you a kiss goodbye
1222
01:31:02.957 --> 01:31:04.994
but I don't wanna give you
my spinal meningitis.
1223
01:31:05.159 --> 01:31:07.139
Get out of here. Ha, ha.
1224
01:31:21.576 --> 01:31:22.919
I'll call you from Chicago.
1225
01:31:23.770 --> 01:31:25.489
Hey, you call collect.
1226
01:31:26.180 --> 01:31:27.557
Okay, Dad.
1227
01:31:27.715 --> 01:31:30.559
- We love you.
- I don't. Ow.
1228
01:31:31.719 --> 01:31:33.756
Boy, am I gonna miss you.
1229
01:31:54.509 --> 01:31:55.749
Yo, hey.
1230
01:31:55.910 --> 01:31:57.583
Stop.
1231
01:31:57.745 --> 01:32:00.385
- Yo.
- No, don't stop.
1232
01:32:04.185 --> 01:32:05.357
Hey, Yo.
1233
01:32:05.520 --> 01:32:07.295
No, no, keep going, keep going.
1234
01:32:20.835 --> 01:32:22.314
Open up.
1235
01:32:24.472 --> 01:32:26.543
What did you do,
fall out of your seat?
1236
01:32:26.707 --> 01:32:27.742
Come on.
1237
01:32:27.909 --> 01:32:29.786
- Just a minute, Slam.
- Come on.
1238
01:32:29.944 --> 01:32:31.890
- I didn't mean--
- Just move it.
1239
01:32:32.460 --> 01:32:33.423
Slam, I just--
1240
01:32:34.248 --> 01:32:35.420
Happy trails, partner.
1241
01:32:36.617 --> 01:32:39.655
You're going the wrong direction, kid.
Come here.
1242
01:32:40.154 --> 01:32:41.462
- What's this?
- Money.
1243
01:32:41.622 --> 01:32:42.657
For what?
1244
01:32:42.823 --> 01:32:44.769
For that dolphin cruise in Florida.
1245
01:32:46.494 --> 01:32:47.973
Turn around.
1246
01:32:49.697 --> 01:32:51.938
Put this in the mail and the car's yours.
1247
01:32:52.567 --> 01:32:53.944
Here.
1248
01:32:55.803 --> 01:32:57.749
Get going, you have along drive.
1249
01:33:01.909 --> 01:33:04.515
- I'm gonna pay you back.
- We're even, kid.
1250
01:33:07.248 --> 01:33:08.420
Thanks, Slam.
1251
01:33:09.160 --> 01:33:12.987
Forget it. Besides, reverse gear's shot,
the damn thing only moves forward.
1252
01:33:15.489 --> 01:33:18.936
- Can I drop you guys off?
- Nope, we're going to the parade.
1253
01:33:22.263 --> 01:33:25.176
- See you.
- Drop us a card.
92077
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