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I want to get laid.

- Good one!- No, I'm serious.

- You're serious?- Yeah.

But why?Did you stop dosing or what?

- Four days ago.- Why would you do that?

Man are...

Don't tell meyou're off the program.

Those pills gave me headaches, man. LikeI wake up everyday and it's like I got a hangover.

Yeah...

How about paying the fertility tax?You want to do that?

I was going to get a 24 hour pass.

Dude, dude...What, are you out of your mind?

Man, you don't havethat kind of money.

I... I got some saved up.You know, I'll dip into that.

Okay, so you spend all your moneyon this. And then what?

I'm not trying to have kids, okay?

I don't even want to get married!

I just... I need to know.

Kyle, let me tell you, dude.

Pussy is not worth it, man.The other stuff is much better.

Sure, okay, but it's justhow the hell would I know?

- I could make more money.- Kyle!

Right? But I just...I wanna try this one time,

and then I'll go back on my meds.

Fine.

Okay, I...

I know a place you can go.

You don't need anyone else,you just need you.

I.D.?

Alright.

What's this?

It's from the ladyat the end of the bar.

You're looking for it.

Sorry, what?

It's in your eyes.

You're looking for it.

Looking for what?

The real thing.

What's it like?

I was hoping you could tell me.

People keep sayingthe real thing isn't as good.

Yeah but,

it seems weird to make it go awayby just taking a pill, doesn't it?

Right.

Especially whenthere's a much better way of...

making it go away,

right?

Right.

I want you.

Welcome home, Sasha.

So do we just get undressed, or...?

- Yeah.- Yeah.

- Oh sorry! Are you ok?- Yeah.

You like what you see?

Yeah.

Why are you stopping?

- Is it ok if I kiss your boob?- Yes, yes.

Yeah.

Sorry, is that too hard?

Just no biting.

It's just the programs at home,they really like that, so...

Not the programs I use, sweetie.

Okay. Let's try something.

- Oh shit!- It's ok, it's ok. Leave it, leave it, leave it.

Sorry! Yeah?

Alright.

Sorry.

I'll get this off.

Sorry!

Okay.

Sorry, I can't...

Here, let me...

- Is it in?- Yeah.

Here just, move your hips.

Why'd you stop?

Sorry just give me a second okay,I can get it back up.

Okay...

You need a hand?

No, I'm okay. Just...

just give me a sec, alright?

Hey! I have an idea.

It's true what they say.

Virtual is way betterthan the real thing!

Yeah, you're probably right.

You ready for round two?