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I want to get laid.
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- Good one! - No, I'm serious.
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- You're serious? - Yeah.
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But why? Did you stop dosing or what?
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- Four days ago. - Why would you do that?
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Man are...
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Don't tell me you're off the program.
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Those pills gave me headaches, man. Like I wake up everyday and it's like I got a hangover.
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Yeah...
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How about paying the fertility tax? You want to do that?
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I was going to get a 24 hour pass.
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Dude, dude... What, are you out of your mind?
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Man, you don't have that kind of money.
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I... I got some saved up. You know, I'll dip into that.
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Okay, so you spend all your money on this. And then what?
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I'm not trying to have kids, okay?
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I don't even want to get married!
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I just... I need to know.
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Kyle, let me tell you, dude.
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Pussy is not worth it, man. The other stuff is much better.
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Sure, okay, but it's just how the hell would I know?
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- I could make more money. - Kyle!
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Right? But I just... I wanna try this one time,
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and then I'll go back on my meds.
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Fine.
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Okay, I...
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I know a place you can go.
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You don't need anyone else, you just need you.
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I.D.?
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Alright.
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What's this?
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It's from the lady at the end of the bar.
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You're looking for it.
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Sorry, what?
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It's in your eyes.
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You're looking for it.
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Looking for what?
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The real thing.
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What's it like?
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I was hoping you could tell me.
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People keep saying the real thing isn't as good.
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Yeah but,
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it seems weird to make it go away by just taking a pill, doesn't it?
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Right.
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Especially when there's a much better way of...
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making it go away,
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right?
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Right.
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I want you.
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Welcome home, Sasha.
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So do we just get undressed, or...?
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- Yeah. - Yeah.
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- Oh sorry! Are you ok? - Yeah.
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You like what you see?
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Yeah.
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Why are you stopping?
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- Is it ok if I kiss your boob? - Yes, yes.
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Yeah.
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Sorry, is that too hard?
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Just no biting.
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It's just the programs at home, they really like that, so...
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Not the programs I use, sweetie.
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Okay. Let's try something.
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- Oh shit! - It's ok, it's ok. Leave it, leave it, leave it.
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Sorry! Yeah?
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Alright.
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Sorry.
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I'll get this off.
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Sorry!
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Okay.
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Sorry, I can't...
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Here, let me...
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- Is it in? - Yeah.
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Here just, move your hips.
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Why'd you stop?
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Sorry just give me a second okay, I can get it back up.
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Okay...
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You need a hand?
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No, I'm okay. Just...
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just give me a sec, alright?
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Hey! I have an idea.
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It's true what they say.
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Virtual is way better than the real thing!
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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You ready for round two?
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