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? I am the stone
The builder refused ?
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? I am the visual
The inspiration ?
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? That made lady
Sing the blues ?
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? I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright ?
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? The same spark
That lights the dark ?
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? So that you can know
Your left from your right ?
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? I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in the gun ?
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? The inner glow
That lets you know ?
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? To call your brother sun
The story that just begun ?
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? The promise
Of what's to come ?
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? And I'm 'a remain a soldier ?
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? Till the war is won ?
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? Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ?
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? Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ?
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? Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ?
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? Chop, chop, chop ?
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MAN [OVER RADIO]:
Folks, we are looking
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at some serious temperatures.
How hot is it?
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Well, let's just say
it's hot.
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Hotter than the barrel
of Dick Cheney's gun.
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This heat is relentless.
Also coming up later today-
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[PUBLIC ENEMY'S "FIGHT THE
POWER" PLAYING OVER RADIO]
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MAN: Wow, you look great.
WOMAN: Thank you.
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WOMAN 2: Hey!
MAN: You really look great.
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HUEY [NARRATING]: Nobody
predicted the heat wave.
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GIRL: You want to
come over to my house?
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But everyone seemed
to be enjoying it.
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GIRL: Yeah, ask your mom.
GIRL 2: Okay.
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They say the heat
makes people crazy.
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[DOG BARKING]
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WOMAN:
Hey, Bill.
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BILL:
Hey, how are you there, Gina?
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GINA:
I love your flowers.
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? Nineteen eighty-nine ?
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Come on, everybody.
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? I know you got soul ?
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? Brothers and sisters
Yeah, ho ?
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Come on, everybody.
What you waitin' for?
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Huh?
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Oh, my hair!
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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Riley.
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What?
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White people have pools.
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Nigga, what's with the coat?
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? Now freedom of speech
Is freedom of death ?
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? We got to fight
The powers that be ?
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Hey. You quit playin'
with that white man water, boy.
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And you, turn off
that goddamn jungle noise.
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What?
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You heard me.
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Turn off that goddamn black,
African, Congo jungle noise!
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Son of a bitch!
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I'm gonna show
your little black ass.
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You wait until they here.
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Hello? 911. Breaker 911.
911 emergency.
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This is Uncle Ruckus.
I'm on Timid Deer Lane.
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A little monkey's sprayin' water
all down my esophagus
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and hittin' my nether region.
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That's right, officer.
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He even done sprayed me
on my brand-new shirt
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that I finally...
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Well, if it ain't
the brave men and women
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of the police department
come save the day.
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Get out of the truck
and show me some ID!
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ID? Oh, that's
a fine idea, officer.
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Can't be too careful.
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I'm just gonna reach
into my pocket
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and take out my...
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Gun!
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Ah! Mr. Policeman, wait!
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Wait! It's a case
of mistaken identity!
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Hey, watch out, now!
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Please, not me.
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I got Indian in my family.
Seriously.
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COP:
Hold your fire!
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[GUNS CLICKING]
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? Fight the power ?
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It's okay, officers.
It's okay.
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I have a backup wallet,
just in case.
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That's where I keep
my spare Blockbuster card.
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Gun!
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Hey, what-?
What you all doing, here?
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Ow- Oh!
Ow! Oh!
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I appreciate
what you're doing,
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but it's the wrong fellow.
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HUEY:
It was 90 degrees,
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and the temperature was rising.
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Now, honey, you sure you have
enough water and a calculator?
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I have everything
I need, Daddy.
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Oh. I can't believe
what happened to Ruckus.
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Morning, Huey.
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What a great day today.
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Whatever.
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Huey Freeman, you're
the only person I know
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who can take a beautiful day
like this
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and turn it into a problem.
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What's that box for?
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It's my soapbox.
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If you have important things
to say, you use a soapbox.
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Sir, would you like to hear
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about how the government
wants you dead by 62,
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so you can't collect
on social security?
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Is that true?
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Yes, but lemon juice can lead
to a longer, healthier life.
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Oh. I'll take a cup.
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See? You depress him,
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and I had a lemonade
ready to cheer him up.
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That's called synergy.
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Damn, it's hot.
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WOMAN:
The police were responding
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to a call about
a broken fire hydrant
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when they pulled over
the suspect
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here on Timid Deer Lane.
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The officers
apparently mistook
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the suspect's safety-orange
wallet for a gun
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and shot at him 118 times,
and beat him.
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What did I see?
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Well, that brings up
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an interesting
philosophical question.
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Is it okay to snitch to
the police on the police?
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Prozac can lead to suicide.
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But lemonade
can lead to smiles,
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which can cause dimples.
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Dimples? I'll take two.
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Thank you.
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You're good for business.
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WUNCLER:
What's this here?
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"Jazmine's Lemonade Parade. "
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The E's are backwards.
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Interesting.
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Well, Jaz, look,
I'm a very powerful man
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with a very powerful thirst.
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What do you recommend?
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Lemonade.
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Lemonade was a popular drink
in my day,
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and it still is.
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One lemonade, please.
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One dollar please,
Mr. Wuncler.
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How's business?
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Not good enough.
I'm saving for a pony.
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A pony?
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Wow. Those can be pricey.
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Like, a couple hundred bucks.
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I know.
I'm like, "Hey, guys,
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I could buy a car
for that much. "
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Talk about highway robbery.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Highway robbery.
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You know, I raise ponies.
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No.
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Ah! Magnificent.
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I admire entrepreneurship
in young people.
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You mean like them
12-year-old girls
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who work in your sweatshops
in Indonesia?
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That's right.
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Every morning I wake up
and put one foot on the ground
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and the other up the ass of
a 12-year-old Indonesian girl.
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And if this country didn't have
unions and child labor laws,
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maybe your generation
would understand
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the value of hard work.
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Like this little girl here.
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I might have to check
with my accountants, but
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what if I bought your stand
from you right now
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for the price of...
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one little pony?
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Wow.
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You must be rich.
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Yes, I am.
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I'm not sayin'
I do have a videotape,
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but I'm not sayin' I don't,
either.
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Hypothetically speaking,
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how much would you pay
for something like that?
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Well, I didn't exactly see
what happened, per se.
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But I don't think we should
jump to any conclusions.
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And as the assistant
district attorney,
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I urge everyone
to be calm.
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Have you observed anyone
not being calm?
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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No, I guess. Ha.
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This neighborhood is actually
handling the shooting
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of an unarmed black man
pretty well.
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What do you say, Jazmine?
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Why not make your next move
your best move, huh?
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Deal!
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"Make your next move
your best move"?
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My lawyers will be by with
the paperwork this afternoon.
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See ya, partner.
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And why in God's name
are you wearing that coat?
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It's 90 degrees.
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[DOOR CLOSES] Bye, partner.
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My own pony.
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I'm gonna name him
"Sammy Davis, Jr. the Pony. "
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What do you think?
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I think he just ripped you off.
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I'd expect you to say that,
pony-hater.
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Daddy! Daddy! Guess what?!
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But he never even paid
for the... lemonade.
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[SCOFFS]
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Here's the contracts
for the lemonade stand.
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My little girl,
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already selling out
for the first time.
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I'm so proud.
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WUNCLER: Now, this pony, Mr.
Sammy Davis, Jr.
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Will be your responsibility
from now on.
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We'll keep him at my stables
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until you can get
your own ranch,
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which I think
will be pretty soon.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Thank you, Mr. Wuncler.
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No problem.
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Now, let's think of some ways
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to manipulate people
emotionally,
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so that they buy lemonade.
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Hm.
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Those police officers
look thirsty.
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We should invite them over
for lemonade.
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Well, guess I should let
you partners get to work.
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Oh, hey there, Huey.
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Oh. That is so
not appropriate, Huey.
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So when do I get to see
Sammy Davis, Jr. the Pony?
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When you learn how to run
a respectable business.
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Huh?
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What the hell is up
with this sign?
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What's this crude drawing
supposed to be?
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I-it's the m-m-magical
pony carriage.
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This looks like
a kid drew it.
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WUNCLER:
Look at this.
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Why are all the E's backwards?
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I- I- It's supposed
to be c-cute.
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You think ignorance is cute?
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Well, I suppose you think
mental retardation
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is downright adorable.
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Lemonade, now.
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[WHIMPERS]
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WUNCLER:
How is anyone
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supposed to believe
you can make lemonade
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when you can't even spell it?
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How old are you?
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T-t-t-ten.
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T- t-t-too damn old to be writing
your E's backwards, damn it.
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[CHUCKLES]
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WUNCLER:
Squirm, little worm.
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What happened?
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It's okay, Jazmine.
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You don't need him.
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What do you mean,
I don't need him?
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Well, you're not gonna let him
treat you like that.
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What, you think ponies
grow on trees?
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What kind of question is that?
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It's a large,
four-legged mammal.
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Or maybe I'm just supposed
to wait
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until I'm an old woman
before I get my pony.
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How am I gonna look, Huey?
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A 65-year-old woman
riding a pony.
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Jazmine, he's a crook.
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00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,546
You just want everyone
to be miserable
258
00:10:15,547 --> 00:10:17,715
because you're miserable.
259
00:10:17,716 --> 00:10:19,984
And why are you wearing
that stupid coat?
260
00:10:19,985 --> 00:10:21,353
I wish you'd go away.
261
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,422
[?]
262
00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:34,632
HUEY: They say the heat
makes people crazy.
263
00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:36,934
Oh, buck up, son.
264
00:10:36,935 --> 00:10:39,070
I'm sure you'll
get me next time.
265
00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:42,141
Weatherman says
it's gonna be hotter tomorrow.
266
00:10:44,309 --> 00:10:46,778
Pshh. I hope not.
267
00:10:54,019 --> 00:10:56,254
MAN [OVER RADIO]: Folks,
this heat will not let up.
268
00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:57,888
It is hot.
269
00:10:57,889 --> 00:10:59,924
And speaking of hot,
Al Sharpton is hot right now,
270
00:10:59,925 --> 00:11:01,359
having a big old protest.
271
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,294
Seems like Al's angry again
at something.
272
00:11:03,295 --> 00:11:04,862
I believe it's
a cartoon this time.
273
00:11:04,863 --> 00:11:06,232
In fact,
he wants to have all...
274
00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:15,073
I want these tables cleaned
every hour on the hour.
275
00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:17,509
Now, wh3r3's my m0n3y?
276
00:11:19,578 --> 00:11:21,345
Well, don't stand there.
277
00:11:21,346 --> 00:11:23,581
Lemonade ain't gonna
make itself.
278
00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:26,384
If I see a single thirsty person
on this block,
279
00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:28,954
they'd better be broke.
280
00:11:32,257 --> 00:11:33,659
It's gonna be hot today.
281
00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,528
HUEY:
A press conference was held
282
00:11:37,529 --> 00:11:39,097
at Jazmine's lemonade stand
283
00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:41,866
to announce Ruckus' settle
with the police department.
284
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:44,635
He turned down a seven-figure
settlement offer.
285
00:11:44,636 --> 00:11:46,737
In fact,
all Ruckus asked for
286
00:11:46,738 --> 00:11:48,539
was to fulfill
a childhood dream
287
00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:51,477
of being a police officer.
288
00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:55,246
So help me God.
289
00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:59,050
Congratulations,
Officer Uncle Ruckus.
290
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,518
RUCKUS:
Thank you, thank you.
291
00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:01,653
Thank you.
292
00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:02,754
You know...
293
00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:03,888
[CLEARS THROAT]
294
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,189
-people been asking me
295
00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:08,126
if I'm upset
about what happened yesterday.
296
00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:09,861
I say, no.
297
00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:11,396
Ruckus is not upset.
298
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:15,166
Because the swift and measured
response of these officers
299
00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:19,337
is a fine example of
my tax dollars hard at work.
300
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:21,472
And I just want you
all to know
301
00:12:21,473 --> 00:12:25,976
that I hope to live up to
the fine example of those men.
302
00:12:25,977 --> 00:12:27,579
And I hope to harass and beat
303
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,081
each and every
black person I see
304
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,615
with "excreme" prejudice.
305
00:12:31,616 --> 00:12:33,218
GIRL:
That's a totally great idea.
306
00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:35,820
That's great.
Yeah.
307
00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:37,688
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
308
00:12:37,689 --> 00:12:40,424
I'm glad you feel me
on that sentiment.
309
00:12:40,425 --> 00:12:42,994
Now, let's enjoy
some delicious lemonade
310
00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:45,096
from this little
mix-breed girl.
311
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:47,564
That's an order
from Officer Ruckus.
312
00:12:47,565 --> 00:12:48,699
[LAUGHS]
313
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:50,567
Oh, my rear.
314
00:12:50,568 --> 00:12:52,103
That's right, Bob.
315
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,871
I'm standing on
Timid Deer Lane in Woodcrest,
316
00:12:54,872 --> 00:12:57,174
where one little girl
has turned the lemon
317
00:12:57,175 --> 00:13:01,179
of shocking police brutality
into lemonade.
318
00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:04,915
Woodcrest isn't a place
where people dwell on the past
319
00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:10,355
and focus on the negative,
like who shot at who 118 times,
320
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:12,823
or who cracked whose ribcage.
321
00:13:12,824 --> 00:13:14,359
That's all media hype.
322
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,693
In my day,
323
00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:19,297
we resolved our differences
the old-fashioned way:
324
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:22,600
Over a cool glass of lemonade.
WOMAN: Ow, my toe.
325
00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:24,569
We just want
everyone to know
326
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:27,205
that this was not
racially motivated.
327
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:29,640
And everyone is welcome
to come to Woodcrest.
328
00:13:29,641 --> 00:13:31,742
Uh, including
the African-Americans.
329
00:13:31,743 --> 00:13:34,279
Just don't stay
too long, darkies.
330
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,880
[LAUGHS]
331
00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:38,549
Just kiddin'.
Not really.
332
00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:39,750
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
333
00:13:39,751 --> 00:13:40,818
[?]
334
00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:42,386
MAN: Come on, damn it.
335
00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:45,089
MAN 2: And you told me to come
here, and now I'm not gonna listen.
336
00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:46,090
MAN 3: Whatever.
337
00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:48,192
Let's see.
338
00:13:48,193 --> 00:13:50,728
I want a...
339
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:52,863
I'll take two small lemonades
with ice,
340
00:13:52,864 --> 00:13:54,599
two small lemonades
without ice,
341
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,300
three large lemonades,
one with ice,
342
00:13:56,301 --> 00:13:57,836
one with no ice,
one with crushed ice.
343
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:02,440
Do you guys have,
uh... mm-mmm...?
344
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,042
Uh...
345
00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:05,843
That's all I got.
346
00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:08,212
Lemonade is a dollar.
347
00:14:08,213 --> 00:14:09,813
That's all I got!
348
00:14:09,814 --> 00:14:11,215
Make it work.
I'm thirsty.
349
00:14:11,216 --> 00:14:12,917
Lemonade is a dollar.
350
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:14,885
I ain't got no dollar.
351
00:14:14,886 --> 00:14:17,521
It's hot as hell out here, man.
Just hook me up.
352
00:14:17,522 --> 00:14:19,690
All the money
I spent up in this place,
353
00:14:19,691 --> 00:14:21,459
this is some ol' bullshit!
354
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:25,496
Lemonade is a dollar!
355
00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:27,831
Mm...
356
00:14:27,832 --> 00:14:30,435
Uh, do you guys have anything
other than lemonade?
357
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:34,305
Jazmine, this is stupid.
You're being exploited.
358
00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:36,840
You'll never get anywhere
in this world
359
00:14:36,841 --> 00:14:38,842
without doing a fair day's work
360
00:14:38,843 --> 00:14:41,646
for a fair day's pay.
361
00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:44,382
Jazmine, Ed's never
gonna give you that pony.
362
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,017
Next.
363
00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:48,319
Peaches, I think it's time
you come inside.
364
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,388
Can't talk, Dad.
Making lemonade.
365
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:53,157
Come on, honey,
I want you inside now.
366
00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:54,792
No!
I have been waiting 20 minutes
367
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:56,828
for this lemonade.
I'm thirsty!
368
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,062
What's the problem?
369
00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,597
Mr. Wuncler,
370
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:02,500
you know, yesterday
I thought this was cute.
371
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:06,104
But don't you think you guys
are taking this a little far?
372
00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:09,407
Jazmine can leave
whenever she wants.
373
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:13,044
But Sammy Davis, Jr. the Pony
will have to be put down.
374
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,245
What?
375
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,447
He's your pony now.
376
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:20,250
Your percentage was supposed to
pay for his food and upkeep.
377
00:15:20,251 --> 00:15:24,489
Now he'll starve to death
in a puddle of his own feces.
378
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,658
[WAILS]
379
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:29,494
Oh, come on,
Mr. Wuncler.
380
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:32,729
I don't want to leave,
Mr. Wuncler.
381
00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:35,267
Please, Daddy,
don't make me leave.
382
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,035
There you have it.
383
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:39,003
You know the name of the game.
384
00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:40,872
Your daughter chose me.
385
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:43,274
Now, we can handle this
like some gentlemen,
386
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:46,578
or we can get into
some old gangster shit.
387
00:15:48,313 --> 00:15:49,514
Mm...
388
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:51,083
Okay, best of luck, honey.
389
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,586
MAN [OVER RADIO]:
This heat will not stop.
390
00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:57,354
This portion of the program
sponsored by
391
00:15:57,355 --> 00:15:59,023
Jazmine's Lemonade Parade,
392
00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:01,225
a subsidiary
of Wuncler Food Incorporated.
393
00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:02,960
Oh, Wuncler. That's...
394
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:04,797
[WEAKLY] Thank you.
395
00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:07,598
Come again, ma'am.
396
00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:08,766
MAN:
I have to have a glass.
397
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:10,468
Hello. Bye.
398
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,602
WOMAN:
Come on, move it.
399
00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:14,039
[GROANS] My legs are sore.
400
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:17,742
WOMAN 2: Oh!
Come on. [GROANS]
401
00:16:20,044 --> 00:16:21,612
MAN: Hey, kid!
Huh?
402
00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:22,880
Wake up!
403
00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:24,382
Some of us have to work
for a living.
404
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:26,117
CROWD: Yeah.
MAN: She's taking too long.
405
00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,086
JAZMINE [MOANING]:
Oh, not another day.
406
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,555
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
407
00:16:31,556 --> 00:16:33,591
MAN: No more child labor!
MAN 2: That's right!
408
00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:36,060
MAN 3: Hell no, we won't go!
WOMAN: Let's go!
409
00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:38,162
Hell no, we won't go!
410
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:41,165
We're gonna shut down
this lemonade stand
411
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:44,468
and liberate that little girl.
412
00:16:44,469 --> 00:16:47,638
Yeah!
Right on, man!
413
00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:49,440
Stop in the name of the law.
414
00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:52,610
Just what the hell y'all
think y'all doing, here?
415
00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:54,044
Yeah, quit making trouble.
416
00:16:54,045 --> 00:16:55,913
We're thirsty.
Get lost.
417
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:57,782
Let's get 'em!
418
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:00,585
? Release the children?
419
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,153
WOMAN:
Release the children!
420
00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:03,921
? Let them run free?
Let 'em run free, man.
421
00:17:03,922 --> 00:17:05,923
What the hell are you doing?
422
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:07,125
We're protesting.
423
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,193
Quit playing.
Let's shut it down.
424
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,461
This will shut it down.
425
00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:12,229
WOMAN 2: Yeah.
Just very slowly...
426
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:14,098
WOMAN 2: Children!
... and peacefully.
427
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:17,001
We're gonna liberate that
girl one of these days.
428
00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:20,337
Even if it's not
in our lifetimes, right?
429
00:17:20,338 --> 00:17:21,506
Who's with me?
430
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,340
Why don't you leave me alone?
431
00:17:23,341 --> 00:17:24,709
I don't want your help.
432
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,745
Jazmine, there is no pony.
433
00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:28,946
There is too.
434
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:31,649
He has a white tail.
I saw the picture.
435
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,818
MAN: Look.
MAN 2: Hey, get some deodorant.
436
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:34,852
[?]
437
00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:35,886
[JAZMINE GASPS]
438
00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:37,555
Ponies!
439
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:38,790
Ponies!
440
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,892
Oh, my gosh,
look at the mane!
441
00:17:41,893 --> 00:17:42,960
[GASPS]
442
00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:43,995
Oh, my gosh!
443
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,229
Ladies and gentlemen...
444
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,832
it has been brought
to my attention
445
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:52,370
that Jazmine's Lemonade Parade
has been using child labor.
446
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:56,106
Obviously, this comes
as a great surprise to me.
447
00:17:56,107 --> 00:17:57,842
So I present to you...
448
00:17:57,843 --> 00:18:02,446
Wuncler's Cruelty-Free Lemonade.
449
00:18:02,447 --> 00:18:06,183
It's lemonade, but without
the biting sting of injustice.
450
00:18:06,184 --> 00:18:08,719
Its lack of cruelty
makes it look delicious.
451
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,789
And I know it's cruelty-free,
because he said so.
452
00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,891
And it's on the label.
453
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:17,095
Sammy, I'm coming!
454
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,063
Ow! Please, let me through.
455
00:18:20,131 --> 00:18:21,165
Ow!
456
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:22,901
Ugh! Please move.
457
00:18:23,401 --> 00:18:24,435
Ow!
458
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:29,574
Mr. Wuncler.
Let me see my pony.
459
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,408
[CHUCKLES]
460
00:18:31,409 --> 00:18:32,743
Your pony?
461
00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:35,079
You better check the contract,
young lady.
462
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,780
HUEY:
Wuncler's deal with Jazmine
463
00:18:36,781 --> 00:18:39,583
advanced her one $213 pony
464
00:18:39,584 --> 00:18:41,552
against a five-point royalty,
465
00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:44,956
which gave her 5 cents
of every cup sold.
466
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:49,459
That meant Jazmine had to sell
4260 cups of lemonade
467
00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:52,129
before the pony
was actually hers.
468
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:56,467
She in fact sold 4376 cups.
469
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,704
But what Jazmine
hadn't calculated
470
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,305
was the cost
of her new stand,
471
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,707
marketing and promotion,
472
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:05,610
the lemons, cups,
umbrellas, straws,
473
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:08,879
and the gas to drive Wuncler
back and forth from the stand,
474
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,382
all came out of her 5 percent.
475
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:13,717
Jazmine not only
didn't get her pony,
476
00:19:13,718 --> 00:19:17,989
she ended up about $300 in debt
to Ed Wuncler.
477
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,222
You know, Miss DuBois,
478
00:19:19,223 --> 00:19:21,859
I sunk a lot of money
into this business.
479
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,994
I gave you an opportunity.
480
00:19:23,995 --> 00:19:25,963
But that's just not
good enough for you, is it?
481
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:27,431
You wanted a handout.
482
00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:29,333
I just want my pony.
483
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:32,269
I've never seen anyone
so ungrateful.
484
00:19:32,270 --> 00:19:34,105
This partnership is over.
485
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:37,808
Sammy Davis, Jr. the Pony
belongs to me now.
486
00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:38,875
No!
487
00:19:38,876 --> 00:19:40,577
Don't take Sammy.
488
00:19:40,578 --> 00:19:41,646
I'm sorry.
489
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,715
I won't be ungrateful.
490
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:48,452
Hey, cry about your failed
dreams on your own time.
491
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:51,589
We want lemonade.
What's taking so long?
492
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:54,492
Hey, give us some of
that cruelty-free stuff.
493
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:57,795
Hey, man, fuck y'all.
Get your own.
494
00:19:57,796 --> 00:20:01,599
MALCOLM X: Today is time to stop
singing and stop swinging.
495
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,771
HUEY: Maybe the heat
does make people crazy.
496
00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:10,142
[GRUNTS]
497
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:12,944
[YELLING]
498
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,578
HUEY:
Before you know it,
499
00:20:14,579 --> 00:20:16,882
crazy becomes normal.
500
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,818
Huh! Ha! Huh!
501
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:23,654
Get your black ass out of here.
Get out of here right now.
502
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:24,689
What's wrong?
503
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,390
Huh?
504
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:27,391
Gun!
505
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,525
Huh?
506
00:20:28,526 --> 00:20:31,629
Ow! Ow- Easy. Excellent use
of a baton, officer.
507
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,898
Ow! Ow! Ow!
508
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:38,737
[?]
509
00:20:42,974 --> 00:20:46,377
HUEY:
But sanity eventually returned.
510
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:49,381
And when it does,
you better have your coat.
511
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:52,349
MAN:
Come here.
512
00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:53,450
WOMAN:
I'm so sorry.
513
00:20:53,451 --> 00:20:54,451
MAN 2:
That was bad.
514
00:20:54,452 --> 00:20:55,919
WOMAN:
No, I was really to blame.
515
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,655
MAN 2:
Here's your guitar.
516
00:20:58,723 --> 00:21:00,224
If you really think about it...
517
00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:01,492
WOMAN 2:
This is so stupid.
518
00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:03,994
Over lemonade.
I mean, that's so dumb.
519
00:21:03,995 --> 00:21:05,062
MAN 3:
No, it was my fault.
520
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:06,964
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
521
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:07,898
RUCKUS:
Uh, help me up.
522
00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:09,834
WOMAN 2:
That'd be great. Yeah.
523
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:15,907
[SHIVERING]
524
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:20,278
I s-s-shouldn't have taken
that n-nap.
525
00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:28,351
Have I ever told you about.
526
00:21:28,352 --> 00:21:31,255
J-J-Jazmine's Hot Chocolate
Explosion?
527
00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:33,757
It would be a delivery service
for hot chocolate.
528
00:21:33,758 --> 00:21:36,159
I can charge a delivery fee
and get tips.
529
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,494
RUCKUS:
Move along. Move along,
530
00:21:37,495 --> 00:21:38,930
There's nothing to see here.
531
00:21:40,231 --> 00:21:42,265
RUCKUS:
Oh, a unicorn.
532
00:21:42,266 --> 00:21:44,268
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