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- It's really been a long time. - Yeah!

How do you find Hawaii?

It's very awesome!

I see.

So Hawaii is really great.

Since my scheduled was completely taken, so I wasn't able to come,

what was good?

The ocean? Weather?

Men.

Huh?

That tour guide was so very kind.

Ah, I see.

It was the best week of my life.

We went to scuba diving together.

We watched the night view of Tantalus.

Then?

We went shopping.

And we climbed the Diamond Head.

Ah, I see.

Then we got drunk in the bar of the hotel.

What?!

The drinks at Hawaii are very tasty, you know!

They are always tasty to you.

It was a million times more tasty when I'm drinking with him.

We...

...even danced in my room.

And he started being aggressive.

Oh my!

But I opposed him.

No, I'm very sure you didn't oppose him.

He's really good.

And it was a dazzling night.

But by the time we parted...

And asked his contact details...

He said he's gay.

He said his body is used by God.

He said he hates calling.

He said he's married.

Ah, I see.

Even though it was just a fling...

I can never forget it.

Wait. Did you asked his name?

Daisuke Yuge.

Daisuke Yuge.

Daisuke Yuge.

Daisuke Yuge.

Daisuke Yuge.

Daisuke Yuge.

Come on, Daisuke!

I'm sorry, I should go.

What? Spy?

You're a spy?

I can't tell because I've only seen them on movies.

What do spies do?

Sorry.

It's a secret that's why I didn't tell you.

The details of my work is top secret.

Is it alright if I contact you?

I'm sorry.

My next mission is in the Middle East.

I'm not sure if I would be alive next time we'll meet...

Oh no, they must have been listening...

Code 187.

Codename: "Siberian White Wolf".

Password is...

Will you return to Japan? I'll be waiting for you in Japan.

No, Yuriko.

It's Yukie.

Yukie.

I used a pseudonym to protect you.

It's time we part.

I'm sad.

I'll be right there.

Who are you?

Keep going. And I'll pay you 20 bucks.

Okay.

Didn't you just land on your balls?

Yeah, it's killing me.

[ 50 Kaime no Fasuto Kisu 50 First Kisses ]

Daisuke, look at this. This is great quality.

Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.

It was really hard finding a stone artisan who would make such a thing.

But I still found the 12th most skilled stone artisan in Hawaii,

and asked him to make it.

That's nice.

But how many stone artisans are there in Hawaii?

12.

There are a lot.

But it's still well made so it's wonderful.

Anyway, what will you use this for?

A new tourist attraction.

The word "spiritual spot" is really enticing to the Japanese.

Like some little water spring.

Even though there are only trickling of water,

but if you say that it's a spiritual spot, they'll be very thankful.

I'll say that it is a spiritual stone that

aliens placed when they came to this island.

This?

Yeah.

There's the "The Mouth of Truth" in Rome, right?

This would be like the Hawaii version.

It has that headpiece like that of Kamehameha.

Hmm, but since it was made thoughtlessly,

it looks like UltraSeven doing this face.

Well, when a couple comes here,

and they put their hands together inside the mouth,

then the sensor inside it will activate and then...

Hame~!

If they hear that voice,

it would mean like the promise of true love?

Isn't it like a bad joke?!

Hame~!

Isn't it just a bad joke?!

In the first place, what kind of Japanese bad joke

is that aliens placed this in Hawaii?

No, it's alright. I'm sure they'll believe it.

You know, when Japanese comes to Hawaii, they're usually merry.

They'll believe in anything!

I see.

Okay, then I'll include this to my tour tomorrow.

Hey!

Oh, oh, oh! What's that?

Here's something he brought.

Okay, you should wear this too.

Oh! Why? Why? What's this?

Commemorative photo.

It's when aliens put it here.

Something to show the guests as evidence.

There's no way there would be a camera that long ago!

Well,

there's no way that beings who rode a UFO coming here doesn't have a camera.

True.

That's right.

Put it on.

This is awesome!

Isn't it?!

I wonder what the aliens

thought when they left this picture?

They're just showing that the aliens have left it there.

Is there a need for them to show it?

Forget the details.

Guests who are couples or families

will flock this landmark!

It would be bad if other tour agencies will steal it,

so include it in our guide map.

Nobody would be deceived by that.

Speaking of which,

show them the starry sky at North Shore.

You know the best view, right?

You're really a jerk.

Bitch! Idiot!

I would never show that to the guests.

While showing the stars to a chatty female tourist,

"Wow! What's this?!"

"Um, is it alright to take a picture for my Instagram?"

is what they'll say and after five minutes, they'll just get bored of it.

Just what the hell is "What's this?".

They're the stars!!

I brought them there to see the stars, didn't I?!

I don't get it.

In the first place, why do they get bored watching stars?

Then they quickly forget about the stars.

They'll get pancakes, Acai Bowl, or shaved ice.

Gobble them and eat like a pig.

"A! Wow! What's this?! Wow!"

I brought you here to eat a pancake, you know!

- We get it, so calm down. - It's pancake!

Calm down.

Yeah, that's because those are the girls who get bored easily at that starry sky.

Huh? It's unexpectedly few today.

Hey, you should stop that already. We'll have a bad reputation.

What should I stop?

Becoming an important tourist guide, and pile up women to go to bed with you at work.

It's not my fault. They're the ones who fall for me.

But you shouldn't since they're our customers.

Huh? I shouldn't?

It's fine.

Boss! Are you stupid?!

How dare you call your boss stupid?!

I'm surry!

You don't actually feel sorry when you say that!

Yes, I'm not.

Besides, I'm also a tour guide.

I'm also pretty much giving tours to girls.

But there is nobody

who tells me their room number even once.

Why?

Maybe they mistook you as a Samoan.

That's it.

Bam bala bam bala bam!

Ah! Chomp!

Fire is delicious!

Idiots! Who is a Samoan?!

That's ridiculous!

Why am I not popular with girls?

Tell me the reason.

Maybe because you're fat?

Huh?

You'll say that? Hey, you'll say that?

Okay then, I'm off.

There are at least ten there.

How does he manage that every night.

Pegasus' 94th star darkened a little bit.

The reason it darkened would probably be...

What?

No way...

Geez!

You just got fixed!

Aloha honey. What can I get for you?

I'll take a cup of coffee.

You want it with you spam and eggs?

No. I already ate.

I'm just waiting for a pull truck.

What did you eat?

Peanut butter sandwich with milk.

That's a snack! Eat eggs.

Nick! Spam and eggs, order up.

You luck peanut butter?

Yeah. You luck peanut butter?

Yeah.

You want me to put em in your spam and egg?

No, no, no. That's okay.

Nice apron.

Oh, mahalo.

Okay.

Are you staring at me or her?

Shut up.

And eat your breakfast.

Well, Daisuke?

Hold on.

It should go soon.

But it's unusual that a man like you would fall in love at first sight.

I didn't say I fell in love at first sight.

But awhile ago, you said you are interested in her.

It's just that I'm interested in her a little.

But you haven't

felt interested in anyone since now.

Shut up! I can't concentrate.

He got mad...

She probably lives here in Hawaii.

I wasn't able to talk to her though.

You'll return there, huh?

You'll really return there, huh?

That's right.

You only make your move to Japanese tourists anyway.

Yeah, that's my policy.

I should have restrictions.

I'll only get involved during their trip.

That's where the best women are.

Wow!

As I thought, that they are compromising.

There's another object over in the star.

This is a new discovery!

You can present your research paper at a conference.

Thanks, Griff.

I will investigate the size of this object.

This might just be an extra planet.

That would be stellar.

Sorry about always making you hit me up.

If you need any help, come any time.

Thanks.

And by the way, with all of your talent,

why do you work as a tour guide?

Because my dreams are too big.

I needed money.

Okay. I might need your help again.

Anytime.

Hey, hey.

Is it almost time for you to pay?

You also have to open up the eatery too.

It's alright. It doesn't what time I should open that eatery.

The eatery that you inherited might close up, you know.

It's alright even if we close up.

What's more important...

Tell me. Tell me, tell me, about the girl.

I told you, I'm not that interested much.

I will never see her again.

Really now?

No, I won't, with that kind of woman.

Women would just get in the way of my research.

There are other seats available.

You want me to put peanut butter again in your eggs today?

Can you not?!

I didn't think you put it last time.

Oh, I said I would, right?

I thought it was a boring American joke.

Don't call it boring.

I'll take plain spam and eggs.

Okay.

Rui, everything okay?

Yeah, fine.

How about using this?

See?

It becomes a hinge.

I didn't thought of it.

It's something you'll realize if you look from afar.

So it's something you'll notice by from looking objectively.

Yeah, by looking objectively.

What's your name?

I'm Rui.

I'm Daisuke.

It's rare that a Japanese would go to this cafe.

Because I work as a tour guide,

I go around and search for delicious cafes like this one.

I see, that's why.

It's a wonderful house.

Then good luck continuing it.

Wait.

If you're alone, why don't you seat here?

Huh? Really?

Okay.

Thank you.

I thought you were an architect.

Huh? W-why?

Because of this.

Ah, I see.

My Dad is an architect.

- Oh, here? - Yeah.

Oh, I see.

Um, being a tour guide is just my part time job.

I'm actually doing research on astronomy that's why I'm in Hawaii.

It's wonderful that you study stars.

The stars here in Hawaii are beautiful after all.

Yes, the best in the world.

The observatories around the world are here in Hawaii.

So you take tourists to beautiful sceneries.

No, actually...

I don't take tourists there.

Because it's my own important place.

I want to go there.

Will you?

But isn't it you own important place?

Yeah, well... That's right...

But I guess I'll get bored after five minutes so forget it.

Really...

There are lots of girls like that, huh?

Yeah, all of them are.

In the first place, the sky filled with stars,

there are lots of constellations, right?

These constellations are based on Greek mythology.

But it's actually about this Zeus' erotic stories.

What?

And well, that...

Even though Zeus originally has a wife named Hera,

he tends to have cheat on her.

And so that he won't be found out while cheating,

he changes to different appearance

like a bull or a swan.

You probably don't get it.

And there's the Gemini. The Gemini...

There was that incident where the god, Poseidon, got enrage with King Minos.

Poseidon, made King Minos' wife, Pasiphaë

fall in love with a bull.

That's why, this Pasiphaë

said she wanted to have a child with this beautiful bull.

That's something unheard of so that's why King Minos...

I have to go.

Where?

It's my father's birthday.

Every year, we go harvest pineapple together.

Really? What a happy celebration.

Um, I had fun talking to you.

Me too.

How about we have breakfast again tomorrow?

Same time.

I have art class to teach starting at 10.

Are you a teacher?

Yes, of art.

Really?

I should've stopped talking about boring things. You should've said sooner.

Tomorrow then.

Yeah.

Ah, but sorry...

I can't make it tomorrow.

What?

I'll come!

Take care.

Next time, show me the stars.

Don't get bored, okay?

She's so cute!

He's the coolest Japanese I've met so far!

Alright!

Alright! Alright!

What should I do?! What should I do?!

Alright!

Alright!

Alright!

Alright!

Alright!

Alright!

Alright!

Mosquito.

It's very slippery here.

Wow...

- B-bye... - Yeah.

Japanese are so stupid.

Wait!

Aloha.

We're closed today.

That's a lie.

Order up!

Wait. I have to talk to you.

If you put peanut butter in my spam,

I'll kill you.

Now that's funny.

Do you want to talk about the erotic stories of the constellations again early in the morning?

What?

You probably looked up in the net about the erotic stories of Greek Mythology yesterday, huh?

What's with you, pervert?!

Go away!

It's just the continuation of our chat yesterday, right?

Yesterday?

I never met you in my life!

Nick!

Help me!

I got this!

Put that away!

You! Follow me!

What's going on?!

Why are you angry?

She's crazy?

Rui is very special. Very different from other people.

What do you mean?

About a year ago,

Rui was in a terrible car accident

on her way home from picking pineapples.

Her father broke some bones,

Rui suffered a serious head injury.

Caused her short-term memory.

Amnesia?

She has all her long-term memory. That's a different side of the brain.

Her entire life, up to the night before the accident, she remembers.

She just can't retain any new information.

It's like her slate is wiped clean, every night she sleeps.

Something like a lie I would tell to an annoying chick to break up with.

It is right?

I wish!

She has no memory of yesterday.

What about her pineapple story?

She says that everyday because

every morning she goes back to October 9th of that year.

She comes in for breakfast because that's what she did on Sundays.

That day was a Sunday too.

Time has stopped since that day a year ago.

No way!

What about the newspaper?

TV?

The internet?

Her father puts the newspaper on the port every night.

It's a special order from the day of the accident.

I don't know they avoid the TV or the internet.

Anyway, repeats the same thing every day.

Do they do that to hide the disease?

Dad.

Welcome back.

You went alone?

No. A client gave it to me as a birthday present.

I can't just turn her down, can I?

I see.

She's probably a complete fan of you.

No, no.

Then...

Then we'll cancel for today?

Well, in exchange,

I'm thinking of repainting my office

in plain white.

It's a bit too white that it might give me headaches.

True, it needs more color.

If it's too white, the eyes will get tired.

Want to do it?

Is it okay?

Paint something that you like as my birthday present.

Leave it to me.

If an art teacher would paint this, it would be the best office ever.

But

But promise me that we'll definitely pick pineapples on Thanksgiving.

Yeah.

It's a promise!

Okay!

Then, I might as well watch some news.

I wonder what I should put here.

That's it!

I can do this!

Dinner...

For tonight's dinner...

Shut up.

Shut up!

Shut up!

What's tonight's dinner?

Spaghetti.

You know,

your filling it with many of your sweat that it's disgusting.

It's not filled with many of my sweat.

Then it's filled with some of it?

Probably.

Don't say that. Geez.

Why do you need that kind of muscles? Geez, stop it.

Huh? What?

Huh?!

What?

Do you think I'm gay?

Wait, wait, wait. Huh?

Even though you're not listening, you'll say that?

Are you really?

Nyari.

What's nyari?

Huh? What's nyari?

Shut up, you're noisy. Shut up.

My head hurts. My head hurts!

My head hurts!

Hey, come on!

You should watch the news!

I'm looking forward to it~

707.

708.

Huh? Huh? Huh? Where is the remote?

- 709. - Remote! The remote!

Huh? Huh? Do you know where is the remote?

Huh? Why isn't here? Why?!

710.

I would build a great wall.

Why are you in a panic?

Huh? I'm not panicky at all.

I'm not panicky at all.

Shintaro you're all sweaty.

That comes from my muscle training.

Um, so how is the painting?

You should look forward to it.

Ah, okay.

I hate Trump.

I wonder what will happen if he'll be the president?

Well...

It's impossible that Hillary would lose.

If you say that, I'm sure it would be fine.

If Trump will become the president, America and Japan will be in big trouble.

But the announcer

said that Trump might win, you know.

The one who loses washes the dishes.

Wanna bet?

You're on.

Yesterday, we did some street polling.

And the passion for Trump was more than expected.

Trump just might just win.

Shintaro, that's amazing!

How did you know?

It seems like recently

I had some power of a psychic.

Probably...

It's because of my muscles!

Oh, that's amazing, huh?

So if you gain muscles, you'll become a psychic, huh?!

What? Is that even possible?

Yeah, that is possible.

Then I'll go ahead and do my best.

Go and do your best!

Go and do your best!

Shiver, shiver, shiver.

Why am I in a mess?

Shiver, shiver, shiver. Do your best, Rui!

What?! What?!

You know,

if you do that again, I'll really going to hit you!

I'll do my best!!

Not you.

Happy birthday, dear Dad!

Happy birthday to you!

Thank you!

Happy 25th birthday, Dad!

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you just hear that?

Did you?

What?!

Well, Rui you.

You said that

I'm 25 years old instead of 52.

Stop it.

Well, you've gotten better.

American girl.

Omitted!

Well, well, you know,

I'm really happy, yeah.

You know,

that you grew up to be fine and modest.

And as for Shintaro.

He got all muscled up with weird medicine.

It's just normal protein!

Look at these...

Butt muscles!

Aren't they stiff?!

What can you say?

Stop. Stop.

Who would find that joke funny? Huh?

Well, well, but you know.

Even your late mother

I think would be happy in heaven.

Open the present.

Oh!

I wonder what it is?

What is it? Huh?

Oh.

Oooooh!

Pen pineapple!

Oh!

Because you want to do a party next!

Well, it's really popular these days!

Oh!

Look.

~ I have a pen. ~

~ I have pineapple ~

It's the real thing!

~ Un! Pineapple pen! ~

He pierced it! He pierced it!

~ I have a pen. ~

~ I have coconut. ~

~ Un! ~

It's too hard that it doesn't pierce!

It's too hard that it doesn't pierce!

What a development!

What a development!

But! But!

But there's a hole so...

I can pierce it!

~ Pineapple pen ~

~ Coconut pen ~

~ Un! ~

~ Pen pineapple coconut pen ~

The real thing and the real thing...

Wow...

I laughed a whole lot.

You can sleep tight now then.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

You know,

you have watched that around 300 times already.

That piercing the real things Hawaii version.

How can you still laugh like that every time?

But it's really funny.

Like the coconut is hard and can't be pierced.

Well, well, I can't pierce it every time.

The hell is that?

Well, I wonder if those weird medicines are doing that to you.

Ah, I remember now.

Okay.

That'll make tomorrow the same day.

The same news...

She said they repeat everything from that day.

Then, when will she get better?

The doctor said she might never be cured.

Then that means, you and her are perfect for each other.

Why?

You can do whatever you like and there won't be any future problems.

Because she'll forget?

I see.

But there's one problem.

What?

It's too cruel.

The way she'll forget?

Because that's for each day.

But...

But even if you do whatever you do and please,

she won't get hurt.

What's with you? She has some kind of illness, you know.

But it's good for you.

I'm wondering if you should throw away your principle.

Forget it. It's none of your business.

But you know,

this is like a blessing in disguise.

Because if it's not Hawaii, you'll be found out quickly.

If it's Japan where there are four seasons, spring, summer, autumn, winter, and be hot and cold,

it's really impossible to repeat exactly the same day.

Stop blabbling and help me. Geez.

An old man who runs an eatery can never fix something like that.

Even the way you make food is shitty anyway.

You bastard! The reason you can go do observations

at this observatory is because I have an eatery here

and you can do lots of other things!

Don't do that!

Don't "Yeah, yeah, yeah" me.

Don't imitate me! Don't imitate me!

I'm not doing that elongating my chin like that!

Hey! Say "I'm sorry".

Say, "I'm sorry".

I'm sorry.

Yeah. Good.

But every night and night,

what's fun with gazing at the same starry sky.

Well, I might have discovered something really stellar.

There might be a sign that I discovered something this stellar.

If I get this paper published in an American Astronomical Society's journal...

I know, I know, I know, I know!

That's Gotham, Gotham.

Gotham is Batman.

Goddard.

NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center.

Then, would you like to drink to that?

I don't get why I have to.

Look at what I'm doing.

I can't drink.

What?

To think I prepared the best Japanese style drinking food.

Well, I'm done anyway.

Would you drink?

Only a sip.

How is it?

What are you doing here?

I came to see Rui.

I'm not gonna do anything wrong.

What did Sue say?

If I get near Rui, I will shark bait.

That's right. I mean, Rui doesn't like you anyway.

Why not?

This ain't a bar. No one flirts to girls doing breakfast.

No one but me.

What?

Bet you 20 bucks I can do it.

You're on.

Right.

Rui.

Nice apron.

Oh, mahalo.

I'll see you in a bit.

Aloha.

I talked to Nick. Trust me.

Don't worry.

You'll use this.

Look.

Doesn't it make a door?

Waffleman can go out.

What nationality are you?

To think you'll touch other people's food.

I'm Japanese.

Ah, so you'll eat this? You'll eat this actually?

Pardon me.

I apologize, sorry.

E-enjoy.

That was pathetic.

I'll bury you in the beach.

I'll get revenge tomorrow.

Can I have a moment?

I can see you're someone who can understand drawings.

I'm wondering if you can give me an opinion.

This is a drawing I made.

Gods of the Greek mythology.

They become constellations...

( Chinese ) Why

( Chinese ) did you come to Hawaii?

( Chinese ) Please don't just talk to me.

So you're not Japanese?

P-pardon me.

She says she's Chinese.

Doesn't look it.

40 dollars!

Can I have that? I need something to wipe my ass with.

Shut the f-

Shut up.

What's wrong with him?

Looks like a stupid asshole to me.

Hey.

I'm sorry.

No, it's alright.

Are you alright?

I have a problem.

What's wrong?

I...

...cannot read them.

Seriously?

You can't read English?

That's right.

I can't right after I graduated elementary.

Because I ran away from home.

I'll read them for you.

No!

I'll read them myself!

I don't need your sympathy...

My order is...

This...

That's written normally in Japan, right?

Really?

But I can't read the alphabet when I was in Japan.

Because I've always avoided English...

Don't cry.

Everybody makes mistakes.

I should've studied more!

He's on a roll today!

Why don't you seat with me?

I'll teach you how to read while having breakfast.

Really?

Come here.

You're a lifesaver.

Even though I look like this, I'm a teacher.

Well, that was fun.

Me too.

You have my thanks.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Whoopsie.

Goodbye then.

That's it?

Huh? What do you mean?

You won't ask my number even though you made such a meaningful foolish lie?

It's the truth.

Stop.

It's the first time I saw such foolish act.

I thought you really wanted to go out with me.

I really thought you're an idiot.

Um, no. Let me explain.

I was happy even for just a second.

Sorry, that was not my intention.

Don't worry about it.

Got it. Then I'll tell the truth.

I can read them.

I told you, I knew.

Geez, what is it then?!

No more funny games!

Kento? It's Sue.

Aloha.

I am Daisuke Yuge.

I know.

I want to apologize to your daughter.

I won't let you.

Our conversation is over.

Dad! Dad!

The mangoose in the garage!

So it's him.

You're so cool!

I have one request.

Stay away from my daughter.

Well, I don't like to end things that way.

Then how about this?!

I'm gonna... gonna...

I give! I give! I give! I give!

I give!

I will protect my sister.

You damn outrageous bastard!

I know, I know.

If you do, go out with me!

Huh? What? What?

What? What?

Of course it's a joke!

Um, can you face around here?

Can you put your head here? Your head here?

Your head around here?

My daughter can't have normal dating life.

The next morning, she'll forget everything that happened the last day.

I can't let anybody use it to their advantage.

No, no. I don't intend to have that kind of relationship...

That'll be that kind of relationship to my sister.

For now, stop coming to the usual cafe.

It should be

exactly the same day every day.

If not, my daughter

will realize it's strange every morning.

Then she'll cry every day.

I can't bear to see my daughter suffer

like that.

Understood.

Even though I beat him up, I slipped.

Just what are you training for?

He's a bit...

so cool!

Huh? Are you serious? Hey, are you serious?

I'm kidding.

What's with you?!

You've been having such a long face since morning.

Nothing...

Oh!

It's quite rare that you're here already this early.

Hey.

It's about time you meet up the guest at the hotel.

What kind of guest is today?

Female university students.

Three of them.

Okay...

What? What? What?

That's strange. You'll usually

go out with a big smile on your face!

- Um, Boss. - Hm?

Um...

What will you do if the parent of the girl you like opposes you to date her?

I'll clobber the parent.

No, you can't.

I'll kidnap her.

That's also a crime.

I see.

I see...

No!

Hurry and go to work!

Well, anyway,

there's no need to listen to her parent.

I see.

He's in love.

It's probably the girl he said last time.

And now

it's concluded that

it's not me!

Huh?

You still wished it was you?

Is this your last day?

I just don't have to go to the cafe, right?

My car stopped working.

What's the cause?

Battery.

Ah, you're a lifesaver.

Few cars pass here.

Yeah, none at all. I've waited for 30 minutes and you're the first...

Why did you believe me?

This is how my grandpa died of electrocution...

I'm sorry.

I was only joking.

Why did you believe me?

You got me!

I'm Daisuke.

Rui.

Nice to meet you.

Did you know Jurassic Park did filming here?

- I know. - Ah, you knew.

I love Jurassic Park.

Even though she said she loved it.

I'm very sure she would ask

how I ended up this way.

Help!

I'm tied up!

God has kept me alive.

He'll fulfill this love.

It's her. Okay!

Hit me. Hit me.

Realistically! Realistically!

Give me back my wallet, bastard!

My wallet!

Just because you're handsome...

Help!

Bastard!

- Help! - Bastard!

Bastard! How dare you lay a hand on your customer's girl?!

Bastard! Bastard!

You shitty hottie! Bastard!

Stop hitting him!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

If you keep hitting him,

he'll die, you know!

He'll die! He'll die!

He'll die! He'll die!

He'll die!

Stop, stop. I'm alright now.

Are you alright? I'll be right back.

Stop it! It's alright already!

Stop!

Ow!

Ah! That hurt!

Ow...

Ow!

What's your name?

Daisuke.

You're strong.

I'm a member of the vigilante group.

I see.

Pink girl!

Are you crazy, you bitch!

You want some more, you bastard?!

Wait, wait, wait! Stop! Stop!

There, he's off. He's off.

Take care.

I wonder if he's okay.

Oh no.

After you help your idiot friend, go to our place.

Okay.

There's something I want to show you.

~ One more chance ~

~ tripped by memories ~

~ One more chance ~

~ we cannot choose our next place ~

~ I am always ~

~ I am always searching somewhere for you ~

She only sings that during the days she meets you.

That song?

That's Mom and Dad's song.

Even though I return to Japan often because of work,

every time, she always let me bring the disc of that song.

It seems like it makes it a reminder for her and my wife that I return soon.

I see.

But I can't imagine you having a lover in Japan.

True.

My face is this big.

Even my foot size is 31 centimeters.

Even though I went to Hawaii to find a big shoe size...

Jerk.

Big stupid idiot.

That's not it.

You're funny!

Can you give me a minute?

Give me a minute.

Just what do you want to gain to get involved with my daughter?

I wonder.

You would probably want to hear the beautiful song every day.

I'm saying it's not good.

Her singing is just so bad!

You are always off the point.

Please think of her future.

Every morning, when she looks at the mirror, her face is growing older.

I also

get worried about that every day.

Are you alone?

If you put a jacuzzi in this beautiful waffle house,

I think it would be more beautiful.

I'm flattered but I already have a boyfriend.

I'm sorry.

You just lied for you to reject me.

No, it's true.

Then what's his name?

Micheal.

His last name is Jackson?

It's Moore.

Ah, him?!

Oh no! Police is here!

Wait.

Wait! Wait!

The tax ain't expired!

It expired in May.

No! May of next year!

Ah, I think there's a misunderstanding.

What's a misunderstanding?

It's still October!

Can I borrow this?

Look!

October!

Let's go inside.

No way...

How come...

So she found out...

Rui.

These are the records of the accident.

Here are the charts.

No way...

There really is a wound.

You were at the hospital for three months.

I want to see the doctor.

I want to hear what he'll say.

You've heard you countless times.

I did?

I also want to go. I want to also hear what he'll say.

Shintaro, hold them.

I can't look at them anymore.

It's alright, Rui.

Stop it, you're an outsider.

He's your boyfriend.

Huh?!

You have that expression that I'm exactly not your type.

What else happened?

What about my class?

There was someone who replaced you.

Did anything happened between us already?

No, we haven't, I mean, we did...

- What do you mean haven't?! - No, I don't mean it like that.

We haven't... haven't done anything yet.

And ah, I finally made a report to you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I really want to.

Hey, I mean...

Just kidding.

I'm actually not kidding.

- What do you mean?! - Um...

Hottie.

On the contrary, wanna do it with me?

What do you mean on the contrary?

Idiot.

So you should've lied everyday.

Hi.

Hey! Aloha.

- Hi! - Yo!

Hey! Rui!

Good to see you again.

What's her problem?

She doesn't remember who you are?

Oh. Yeah.

This is the image of your brain.

I can't see any improvement.

There's a terrible damage in your temporal lobe.

From sleeping, you'll go from short-term memory goes to long-term memory.

And they cannot be converted.

"Goldfierd Syndrome".

Who's name is it?

An excellent psychiatrist.

He also had the same ailment.

It took

4 years to be announced.

He had to redo it every day.

You properly understand humor.

It is here.

The one that controls emotions.

Just that...

Your condition will not change.

Probably forever.

I'm sorry.

But

it's better.

Better?

How about meeting

"10 second Tom"?

This is the leading brain injury clinic.

The sponsor is a rich man from Ohia.

He's the king of automobile parts who's a philanthropist.

Okay, let me introduce him to you.

The most severe patient,

Tom.

Hi! I'm Tom.

I'm Kenta.

Hi! I'm Tom.

I'm Rui.

Hi! I'm Tom.

Daisuke.

Oh, hi! I'm Tom.

Shintaro

Cool shoes!

Oh yeah? You like these? I'm...

Hi! I'm Tom. Oh yeah? You like these? I'm...

Hi! I'm Tom.

Oh hi! I'm Tom.

Oh hi! I'm Tom.

From a hunting accident,

his memory only lasts 10 seconds.

I was in an accident?

You'll get over it in 3 seconds.

Get over it?

Was I shot in the brain?

Hi! I'm Tom.

Kenta.

Hi! I'm Tom.

Rui...

I'm going to sleep.

Good night.

I'll see you tomorrow.

I'll probably...

...forget about you...

Yeah.

It was a hard day. Sleep well.

Good night.

Hey,

thank you for today.

Don't mess up tomorrow.

Talk about lilies when you're going to talk to me.

Lilies?

That's my favorite flowers.

Thank you for the advice.

Bye.

Good night.

She's fallen for you.

Huh?

Let's go get some drinks.

It seems you're observing celestial bodies.

I came to Hawaii to do astronomy.

What? Really?

You can also do in Japan, right?

Well,

whatever research team I joined,

I wasn't able to see the stars I only want to look upon.

Well...

I always wanted to watch the stars.

I just didn't want to just seat on a desk and meddle with data.

Well, Hawaii has the best

starry skies.

That's it.

Until when?

There's the Goddard Space Flight Center near Washington DC.

I guess until my published paper will be caught attention by the research team there.

When you talk about something so difficult...

makes you look so cool.

Shut up.

But if that happens,

you'll bid farewell to this troublesome life.

Um...

Is there something we can do to this troublesome life?

What do you mean?

She's not only shocked in the accident.

It's because of the strange arrangements.

That's why she's upset.

Are you a professional?

No, I'm not.

Showing the pictures of the accident whenever

she founds out will surely shock her.

I'm going to break your head.

You will?

No.

Dad will.

Will you let me come up with something?

Hey.

Hold it, hottie!

Leave him be.

Give me one of your chest hair!

Hm? What now? What did you just say?

Hm? What?

Chest hair.

You want a chest hair?

- I can't help it. - His chest hair?

Ah, it's alright if it's just armpit hair!

Hm, armpit hair? That's... Huh?

Excuse me.

Rui?

Yes.

A delivery.

For me?

Yes.

How lovely.

These are my favorite.

From whom are they?

I can't say. He's from a secret admirer.

Together with this.

Is he your friend?

I just met him.

Look. He said it's from a secret admirer.

I see.

What's that?

I guess a DVD?

Yes.

I wonder what kind of DVD.

I wonder.

I have to watch it.

Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Happy birthday.

Have you become 300 years old today?

What're you planning?

A new experiment. If it's no good, it'll be gone in a day.

[ Good morning Rui ]

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[ The reason you don't remember it is because... ]

[ "Caused from an accident from a stray calf" ]

I am Daisuke.

We met here

around a year after your accident.

Let me re-enact what we usually do.

Why do I have to do this?

You don't have to complain. Come on, come on.

Um...

My friend, Ura will act as you.

Aloha!

Is your head okay, honey?

You don't have to say such useless things.

Okay...

Well...

This waffle house is lovely.

Thank you.

I am Daisuke.

I am...

Rui.

If you put a toothpick here,

it can become a door.

Ah, your fingers

are really lovely, sexy.

Ah, I want to be touched by it.

Ah! Touched...

Here! Here! Here!

Here, here...

Here, here...

Sorry, Rui.

You'd want everything to be something I've made up.

But listen.

Everyone is thinking of you.

Your Dad and Shintaro too.

Then here are messages from your friends from the cafe.

Your mother and I were best friends.

I promised her I will always look after you.

Sometimes life isn't very fair.

We still have you.

And the guy making this video, is a good guy.

I can tell you now,

I've become governor of Hawaii.

Nah!

I'm just kidding!

Did I fool you?

Rui.

Let's talk a lot from now on.

I will answer any questions.

Hmm...

I'll answer anything. I'll answer anything.

You are...

...really perfect.

Aloha.

How many times have I watched this?

It's the...

first time for now.

So it has been an hour since she's crying.

It's not bad. Let's do this everyday.

It depends on her.

Yeah.

What happened to the calf?

You'll ask that?!

It's alright. We didn't hit it.

It's still alive now.

Thank goodness.

[ Watch the DVD ]

[ Watch the DVD ]

[ Good morning, Rui ]

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It's beautiful.

Hawaii is really beautiful.

Haven't you thought of wanting to go back to Japan?

Hmm... No.

Especially when I met you.

Starting today, every morning,

I wonder if I would fall in love with you.

I wonder.

There are no Japanese tourists who doesn't fall in love me though.

If only we've met before the accident...

No.

If you don't forget about me everyday,

you'll probably find out that I'm such a boring guy.

Ah, that's alright. I'll find that out quick.

Are you serious?

I'm the most popular tour guide in Hawaii, you know.

You're now monopolizing the most popular guy you know.

And you're making Hawaii have a huge economic blow.

Everyone wanted to see me that

they all come to Hawaii, you know.

Of course this scenery is a given, but...

Tell me about yourself.

I've won in the chicken wings eating contest 7 times.

Really?

Yesterday,

it has been decided that

my paper will be published in the American Astronomical Society Journal.

There's a star that's like a sun that's far away from this galaxy.

I found a planet surrounding it.

So depending on future research,

it would be a discovery that would astonish the world

most probably.

But it's really amazing.

It just means that I might have discovered a planet like Earth that

there are living things.

With this discovery,

if I got admitted to the Goddard Space Flight Center in the mainland,

People might be able to see the planet where everyone hasn't

able to see yet so far.

That is my dream.

What I just said is true.

The chicken wings was a lie?

Ah, that's what my tour guide boss achievement.

That's a wonderful dream.

What's your next question?

Do you love me?

Ah...

I'm not forcing you. I'm just asking you for future information.

For the latest video version.

Alright, let's see.

I watch you every morning as you go to the cafe, reading.

Then...

every morning,

I realize that I love you from the bottom of my heart.

Wow.

What do I say?

Hmm, every time,

you always get excited when we talk about the chicken wings contest.

That and

you look like

you always feel you really

like me.

What do you think?

First kiss is the best.

First kiss is the best.

First kiss is the best!

I'm tired...

Injecting to get you better...

First kiss is the best.

You've said that before.

I've become better!

First kiss is the best.

So first kiss is the best, huh?

Are you okay?

I'll faint.

Hang in there!

Wanna have a look?

Yeah.

Ah! What're you doing?!

Well, I was just taking your hand.

Were you about to touch my breasts?!

No, I didn't!

Ah...

But...

We've already kissed 23 times already.

I guess it's alright

that I get to touch your breasts by now, right?

I understand.

No...

There's no way I would understand it.

It's the first time for me every time after all.

Then, let's get the average.

It's my 23rd time. For you, it's the first time.

The average would be 12 times.

Yes.

According to the regulations in state of Hawaii,

the qualifications for touching the breasts during the 12th time is...

okay.

If only we've met before the accident...

You always say that.

Okay, then.

Lemme guide you my very best place tonight.

Hawaii's starry sky sure is this beautiful.

Astronomers from

all over the world comes to Hawaii to observe this.

There's no way I would get tired for just

five minutes with this beautiful starry sky.

I can watch until dawn.

Really.

Um...

Over there.

That goes like that.

That one that goes like that

is the constellation, Perseus.

I see.

The Perseus constellation.

The one over there that's...

That's straight there.

Even though there's a hand that straightens it.

Hand?

Yeah, though there's none...

That's the Virgo constellation.

That's Virgo.

Then, the Cassiopeia constellation is there...

That...

That dash, dash, dash there is the Cassiopeia constellation.

Even though you won't see the lines, it'll become one.

That's Cassiopeia constellation.

I have a question about the god of Greek mythology.

I wonder if

he would seduce me

under this sky full of stars?

I will seduce you~

I will seduce you right away~

The god spoke.

In Japanese too.

That's because you can't understand Greek.

Then you should stop him.

Hey!

Ah! Um...

A bear will appear here.

Huh?

There's a bear in Hawaii?

There are Hawaiian bears!

But it's alright since

even if they'll appear, I'll protect you.

At the time when

I will protect your whole body with everything I got...

Right.

Your whole body.

Is my love... um...

Is my love, um, you know, my love...

If you will... permit me...

That definitely won't be happening.

Well, if a bear really comes, we have to play dead.

Yeah, that's true but...

Ah, I know!

If there's a shooting star that passes through within a minute...

Ah, that sounds good.

Um, I can pull one myself.

Okay, ready, set, go!

Okay, 10 more seconds.

Okay.

5 more seconds.

4.

3.

2.

Growl!

Regarding that bear awhile ago...

I was just kidding so don't worry about it.

How harsh!

Hey! Don't say such nice things!

What the hell! Hey!

Hey! Should I leave?

What the hell?! Hey! I should leave?!

I won't! What the hell?!

Hey! I came all this way!

What should I do?!

What should I do?! Say something!

The thing I wanted to show you the most

is the starry sky when the night is over.

I want to see it.

That's why you mustn't sleep.

I won't.

That moment is the most beautiful.

I'll surely watch.

I definitely won't sleep.

Rui.

Will you marry me?

Of course.

Thank goodness.

Definitely don't forget about me and the

starry sky that will be over.

I won't forget.

Oh no, we went asleep.

No! No! No! No!

No! No! No!

Um, you see, this is...

You know me! You know me!

Um, you see, you know...

Help!

This is hard to understand, I know.

It is difficult. Even though it's hard to understand,

we are dating. We are dating.

We are boyfriend and girlfriend!

Um, I know everything about you. As proof,

um, you are Rui Fujishima, right?

Um, you are an art teacher.

Um, well...

Um...

You go to the cafe during Sundays.

Um, you make a waffle house.

Um...

You love lilies.

You liar! Big pervert!

I'm no pervert! I'm just a bit lively!

- Aaah! - Ah! Why don't you remember me?!

Who would've thought that Sis would take revenge.

Here.

Thanks.

She has calmed down.

She's now watching the DVD.

Well, my temporal lobe is in danger.

You won't get short-term memory loss.

You'll just get headaches from time to time.

I'll be fine. I have 170 IQ anyway.

You want to enter that research institute in

Washington after all.

Since when were you preparing?

Since 10 years ago.

Have you told Sis?

I did, but of course, she had forgotten.

But

if you're asked to join the research tem,

you'll go, right?

Yeah, I'm lost.

Even though I can't leave her,

if I go, I might not be able to come back to Hawaii.

I'm worried.

I don't want to ruin the progress so far if I don't see her for years.

I also think

she remembers me somewhere in her mind.

I think she'll never realize it even if you go to the moon.

Stay forever in Hawaii.

Hm? Sorry, what do you mean by that?

Ah, well...

Are you serious?!

Okay then, bye bye!

Daisuke.

Oh.

How's your head?

Yeah.

It's totally fine.

Thank goodness.

It's rare that a princess would go downtown.

I wanted to see you.

What's that notebook?

Ah, my dairy.

I'm writing it every night.

You hate the video?

I love it.

But watching it, sometimes...

I feel like listening.

When I read the diary, I can actually feel about my own daily life...

When did you start?

Right after I got the DVD.

Really?

I was worried

that I would meet an expert in love.

Thinking you'll be disappointed when you meet him?

No.

What I was worried was

when we are to break up.

You had dreams and life before you met me.

You'll just get your hands full just to persuade me.

When was the last time you looked at the telescope?

I don't want you

to be like my Dad and my brother.

You mean me being the one your diary's first page?

No.

I will completely erase it.

Like you didn't even existed.

Why would you do that?

Because you won't have a future with me.

You want to realize your dream right?

You would even want to get married and have kids.

No.

We decided to get married yesterday.

Let's make kids.

We can never do that.

Even if I look at my belly being big,

I won't remember it.

I'll make a diary where you're not in it.

Before that, I want you to read it.

I'll read it tomorrow.

'Cause you'll forget that you've broken up with me.

I won't forget.

I've already written it.

I've already decided.

You can't change my mind.

I'll be waiting at the house.

This is about me.

"Warning."

"When he kisses you in the neck, you'll cry something strange."

I wonder why I wrote something like this?

I guess you'll cry something strange.

Let's skip this.

Huh? Why? I want to read it.

Huh? You'll read it?

It's over.

Ah.

Also

I'll delete all the pictures saved in here.

What?

Okay?

And all the memories about you are now erased.

Good.

Take care.

Wait!

Give me one last first kiss!

~ If I lose any more than this, ~

~ will my heart be forgiven ~

We wish your happiness and success.

- Good luck, Daisuke. - Thank you.

Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!

Wow! Congratulations!

That's the first time I heard of it this year.

~ To show you there's nothing else I can do ~

If you come to this point of the zoo,

you'll be able to experience Africa.

There's the elephant.

It sure is big.

Okay then.

We'll now go back to our route.

Let's go over there.

You know,

I decided to leave this island.

Since it has been my dream since I was a kid.

That's correct.

If you go over there,

There are cute girls with big tits as many as there are stars.

Are you saying you know how many stars are there?

Ah...

There are already 2 trillion stars just observing the galaxy over here.

And only in 10 years, it increased ten times.

There are already 7056 celestial bodies that was discovered last year.

There are 1284 that was confirmed to be planets among them.

And only 984 of those planets

only increased in the past year.

We don't know how much it would increase more.

Compared to that, there are only 7.6 billion on Earth.

Ah! Please stop!

Even half of it is women, there are only 3.6 billion of them.

But! But!

And there are only 30 thousand people who meet each other.

I can't hold it! I can't hold it! Stop it! Stop it!

3000 people, 300 people, 30 people.

Being said, out of the three people,

she's only one of them, you know!

Oh no... I'm sorry.

I want to take her with me after all.

You can't with that condition of her.

In the first place, she'll only get in the way of your research.

That kind of character is dry, isn't it?

It's not dry.

In order to publish that paper,

you worked really hard.

And I'm the only one who looked after you.

Riding in the research on another guy in Japan,

and throw away the research without care.

Not knowing how you'll fall down, believing on your own research,

you came to Hawaii,

and watch the stars.

That is

how I would

how I would say it.

Everything you worked hard so far

is totally worth it.

Thank you.

She doesn't even remember you.

She won't remember you even once from now on.

Even though it's painful, that is...

That is...

I think

that you're

lucky.

Lucky, huh?

Thank you for seeing me off.

Good luck.

Good luck also for not going under when you lose me.

Will do.

I have a feeling we'll go under but we'll do our best.

Daisuke.

Hui! Ke'olu'olu Ki'ila'u e palule?

Thanks. What does that mean?

Bring me a t-shirt

as a souvenir.

Got it.

Love you.

By the way, make it L sized. Because I like to wear it loose.

Yeah, I know.

Hey, hey.

Goodbye, star prince.

You won't go back to this island anymore, right?

I wonder about that.

Why did you come here?

Well, more or less,

to give you encouragement.

These are from Sue and Nick.

Have a safe trip they said.

Oh, it's heavy.

Ah, this makes me happy.

Spam and peanut butter.

They're my favorites.

Give it to me.

Well, I don't mind.

Hey, sorry. Are you stupid?

These are gifts!

Well, I don't mind.

Thanks.

I'll think of them as you and stare them while eating.

That's disgusting.

If you're not going to eat them, give them to him.

And then?

How is she?

She's now living in the hospital.

Since when?

Three weeks ago.

She said she doesn't want to be a burden.

I wasn't able to persuade her.

Yeah.

But

she looks like she's doing her best.

She's teaching patients how to draw and paint.

It seems like she's also singing.

Thank you...

for taking her to the hospital.

Well, there's that.

Take care of yourself.

Hot. Hot.

Sorry about him.

Hey! Hey!

I miss you. I miss you.

Sorry about him right now.

Hey, hey, come here for a sec. Sorry, come here for a sec.

Wait, wait, come face me for a sec. Come face me.

Okay, go back.

Okay.

Aloha.

Aloha.

Aloha.

I should send a greeting e-mail.

I didn't delete them.

Give me one last first kiss!

Why?

Why do we have to break up?!

Sir!

What's going on, Sir?

More defined outline.

Stronger contrast.

Change your brush please.

You can't go in, Sir!

I have an appointment.

What's your name?

My name?

Well...

Dude, he forgot his name.

I feel bad for him.

Go on up.

And good luck with your memory recovery.

Thank you.

Hi!

I'm Tom.

I met you before.

I'm looking for Rui.

Any idea where she is?

Rui?!

Hi! I'm Tom.

Okay, thanks anyway.

Unique shape.

Thank you.

Rui?

There's something I'd like to ask.

Do you...

Do you know who I am?

No.

No?

Oh, I see.

What's your name?

Daisuke.

Daisuke,

there's something I want to show you.

Come with me.

This is my studio.

Wow.

I don't know who you are.

But...

I see you in my dreams every night.

Why?

The diary you read everyday,

before

had lots of things written about me.

I see.

I understand now.

You

erased me.

Because your existence will get in the way of my life.

But it's not true.

I don't think I can be happy without you.

You are my happiness.

And I am the

"man of your dreams".

Daisuke.

I'm glad I met you.

Rui.

Me too.

Good morning, Rui.

What's this?

Watch this.

[ Good morning Rui ]

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Would thou take this woman as your wife,

and swear to be with her all your life?

I swear.

Are thou serious?

In ten years, she'll just be just an old woman.

And you have to embrace her no matter what and it would just be a torture, you know.

I told you that I swear.

That's torture...

I told you, I swear. Your wife is here too, you know.

I love you, Honey. I love you!

I now pronounce you

husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

That's too long. Hey, hey, hey.

It's clearly long!

Hey, Daisuke.

Daisuke, knock her down!

Daisuke, knock her down!

Stop that!

Knock her down! Knock her down!

Push her down! Push her down! Push her down!

You shouldn't do that! Hey!

Don't be greedy!

Daisuke, knock her down!

Isn't that too long?

- Yay! - Yay!

Yay!

Okay, come on up.

You'll have the breakfast gazing at the best starry sky.

It's cold outside so wear something warm.

I love you.

Good morning, Madame.

Greet your daughter.

Come on, it's your Mom.

Hi! Mommy!

Good girl.

Good morning.

I can't believe it.

This the scenery I want the woman I love the most to see.

Beautiful.

I want to watch it forever.

Don't forget it, okay?

I won't forget it.

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