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Now, I know what you're thinking.

"Oh, no! Thor's in a cage. How did this happen?"

Well, sometimes you have to get captured

just to get a straight answer out of somebody.

It's a long story, but basically, I'm a bit of a hero.

See, I spent some time on Earth...

Fought some robots, saved the planet a couple of times.

Then I went searching through the cosmos

for some magic, colorful Infinity Stone things.

Didn't find any.

That's when I came across a path of death and destruction,

which led me all the way here into this cage,

where I met you.

How much longer do you think we'll be here?

Thor, son of Odin.

Surtur, son of a bitch.

You're still alive.

I thought my father killed you a half a million years ago.

I cannot die.

Not until I fulfill my destiny

and lay waste to your home.

It's funny you should mention that.

Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late.

Asgard up in flames, falling to ruins.

And you, Surtur, are at the center of all of them.

Then you have seen Ragnarok, the fall of Asgard.

-The great prophecy... -Hang on.

Hang on.

I'll be back around shortly.

I really feel like we were connecting there.

Okay, so Ragnarok. Tell me about that. Walk me through it.

My time has come.

When my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame,

I shall be restored to my full might.

I will tower over the mountains,

and bury my sword deep in Asgard's...

Hang on. Give it a second.

I swear, I'm not even moving. It's just doing this on its own.

I'm really sorry.

Okay, so let me get this straight.

You're going to put your crown into the Eternal Flame

and then you'll suddenly grow as big as a house?

A mountain!

The Eternal Flame that Odin keeps locked away on Asgard?

Odin is not on Asgard.

And your absence has left the throne defenseless.

Okay, so where is it? This crown?

This is my crown, the source of my power.

Oh, that's a crown. I thought it was a big eyebrow.

It's a crown.

Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarok

is rip that thing off your head.

But Ragnarok has already begun.

You cannot stop it.

I am Asgard's doom, and so are you.

All will suffer, all will burn.

That's intense.

To be honest, seeing you grow really big

and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle.

But it looks like I'm gonna have to choose option B,

where I bust out of these chains,

knock that tiara off your head, and stash it away in Asgard's vault.

You cannot stop Ragnarok.

Why fight it?

Because that's what heroes do.

Wait, I'm sorry. I didn't time that right.

And, now!

You have made a grave mistake, Odinson.

I make grave mistakes all the time.

Everything seems to work out.

Heimdall, I know it's been a while, but I could really use a fast exit.

Heimdall?

Heimdall was an idiot.

This job should have made him rich.

Now, the job ain't easy

but it does have its benefits.

The Bifrost gives me access to everything the Nine Realms has to offer.

I mean, it's all mine for the taking.

Behold...

My stuff.

I'm particularly fond of these.

I pulled them out of a place on Midgard called Texas.

I even named them. Des and Troy.

You see, when you put them together,

they destroy.

Heimdall, come on.

Stay!

Heimdall? I'm running short on options.

Heimdall?

Skurge?

Is that important?

You girls are in for a treat.

Girls!

Well, well, well. Look who decided to pop in.

Thanks for scaring away my company and drenching my workplace in brains.

Who are you?

Don't you remember? I'm Skurge. We fought together on Vanaheim.

Right. Where is Heimdall?

That traitor. No one knows. He's a fugitive of the throne.

Traitor?

Yeah. You see, Odin charged Heimdall with negligence of duty

but he disappeared before the trial.

Hard to catch a guy who can see everything in the universe.

Sure.

Hold on. I'm supposed to announce your arrival.

What the hell is that?

Oh, brother. This is it.

I take my leave.

You fool, you didn't listen!

I'm sorry.

Lady Sif, get help!

Somebody, help!

Sorry for all I've done.

It's all right. Hold on.

I'm sorry I tried to rule Earth.

They'd be lucky to have you.

I'm sorry about that thing with the Tesseract.

-I just couldn't help myself. -I know.

I'm a trickster.

So mischievous.

Sorry about that time I turned you into a frog.

It was a wonderful joke.

'Twas indeed hilarious.

You are the savior of Asgard.

-Tell my story. -I will.

Build a statue for me.

We will build a big statue for you.

With my helmet on, with the big bendy horns.

I will tell Father what you did here today.

I didn't do it for him.

I didn't do it for him.

No!

And so, Loki died of his wounds,

giving his life for ours.

He fought back those disgusting elves,

he brought peace to the realm.

Loki, my boy...

'Twas many moons ago I found you on that frostbitten battlefield.

On that day, I did not yet see in you

Asgard's savior. No.

You were merely a little blue baby icicle

that melted this old fool's heart.

Bravo! Bravo! Well done. Bravo.

Father.

Shit.

My son, Thor, has returned!

Greetings, my boy.

It's an interesting play. What's it called?

The Tragedy of Loki of Asgard. The people wanted to commemorate him.

Indeed they should.

I like the statue.

A lot better looking than he was when he was alive, though.

A little less weaselly, less greasy, maybe.

Do you know what this is?

The skull of Surtur. That's a formidable weapon!

Do me a favor. Lock this away in a vault

so it doesn't turn into a giant monster and destroy the whole planet.

Thank you, dear.

So it's back to Midgard for you, is it?

Nope.

I've been having this reoccurring dream lately.

Every night, I see Asgard fall into ruins.

That's just a silly dream,

signs of an overactive imagination.

Possibly.

But then I decide to go out there and investigate.

And what do I find, but the Nine Realms completely in chaos.

Enemies of Asgard assembling, plotting our demise,

all while you, Odin, the protector of those Nine Realms,

are sitting here in your bathrobe, eating grapes.

Yes, it is best to respect our neighbors' freedom.

Yes, of course, the freedom to be massacred.

Yes, besides I've been rather busy myself.

Watching theater.

Board meetings, and security council meetings...

-You're really gonna make me do it? -Do what?

You know that nothing will stop Mjolnir as it returns to my hand.

Not even your face.

You've gone quite mad. You'll be executed for this.

Then I'll see you on the other side, brother.

All right, I yield.

Behold!

Thor...

-Odinson. -No.

You had one job. Just the one.

Where's Odin?

You just couldn't stay away, could you? Everything was fine without you.

Asgard was prospering. You've ruined everything.

-Ask them. -Where's Father? Did you kill him?

You had what you wanted. You had the independence you asked for.

Okay. I know exactly where he is.

I swear I left him right here.

Right here on the sidewalk, or right there where the building is being demolished?

Great planning.

How was I supposed to know?

Can't see into the future. I'm not a witch.

No? Then why do you dress like one?

-Hey. -I can't believe you're alive.

I saw you die. I mourned you, I cried for you.

I'm honored.

Ask him.

Hi. Would you mind taking a picture with us?

Sure.

Start figuring out where he is.

Oh, my God.

Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you.

She didn't dump me, you know.

I dumped her. It was a mutual dumping.

What's this? What are you doing?

This isn't me.

Loki.

Thor Odinson.

God of Thunder.

You can put down the umbrella.

So, Earth has wizards now?

The preferred term is "Master of the Mystic Arts."

You can leave that now.

All right, wizard. Who are you? Why should I care?

My name is Doctor Stephen Strange, and I have some questions for you.

Take a seat.

Tea?

I don't drink tea.

What do you drink?

Not tea.

So, I keep a watch list of individuals and beings from other realms

that may be a threat to this world.

Your adopted brother, Loki, is one of those beings.

He's a worthy inclusion.

Then why bring him here?

We're looking for my father.

So, if I were to tell you where Odin was,

all parties concerned would promptly return to Asgard?

Promptly.

Great! Then I'll help you.

If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me?

I have to tell you, he was adamant that he not be disturbed.

Your father said he had chosen to remain in exile.

And you don't have a phone.

No, I don't have a phone,

but you could have sent an electronic letter. It's called an email.

-Yeah, do you have a computer? -No. What for?

Anyway, my father is no longer in exile.

So if you could tell me where he is, I can take him home.

Gladly. He's in Norway.

I'm just seeing whether this incantation requires any Asgardian modifications.

Nope.

We don't need that.

Will you stop doing that?

I need just one strand of your hair.

Let me explain something. My hair is not to be meddled with.

We could have just walked.

He's waiting for you.

All right.

Don't forget your umbrella.

Yes.

Sorry.

There we go.

I suppose I'll need my brother back.

Yeah. Right.

I have been falling for 30 minutes!

You can handle him from here.

Yes. Of course. Thank you very much for your help.

Good luck.

Handle me? Who are you?

Loki.

You think you're some kind of sorcerer?

Don't think for one minute, you second-rate...

Bye-bye.

Father?

Look at this place. It's beautiful.

Father, it's us.

My sons.

I've been waiting for you.

I know. We've come to take you home.

Home, yes.

Your mother, she calls me.

Do you hear it?

Loki, lift your magic.

Took me quite a while to break free from your spell.

Frigga would have been proud.

Come and sit with me. I don't have much time.

I know we failed you.

But we can make this right.

I failed you.

It is upon us. Ragnarok.

No, I've stopped Ragnarok. I put an end to Surtur.

No.

It has already begun. She's coming.

My life was all that held her back. But my time has come.

I cannot keep her away any longer.

Father, who are you talking about?

Goddess of Death. Hela.

My firstborn.

Your sister.

Your what?

Her violent appetites grew beyond my control.

I couldn't stop her, so I imprisoned her. Locked her away.

She draws her strength from Asgard,

and once she gets there, her powers will be limitless.

Whatever she is, we can stop her together. We can face her together.

No, we won't.

I'm on a different path now.

This you must face alone.

I love you, my sons.

Look at that.

Remember this place.

Home.

Brother.

This was your doing.

So he's gone.

That's a shame. I would've liked to have seen that.

You must be Hela.

I'm Thor, son of Odin.

Really? You don't look like him.

Perhaps we can come to an arrangement.

You sound like him.

Kneel.

Beg your pardon?

Kneel.

Before your queen.

I don't think so.

It's not possible.

Darling, you have no idea what's possible.

Bring us back!

No!

Loki!

Who are you? What have you done with Thor?

I'm Hela.

I'm just a janitor.

You look like a smart boy with good survival instincts.

How would you like a job?

Are you a fighter?

Or are you food?

I'm just passing through.

It is food.

On your knees.

He's mine.

Wait!

Wait!

He's mine.

So if you want him, you go through me.

But we've already got him.

All right, then. I guess I go through you.

More food.

Thank you.

Scrapper 142. I need clearance and an audience with the boss.

I've got something special.

Hey! Where are you taking me?

Answer me!

Hey!

I am Thor, son of Odin. I need to get back to Asgard.

Many apologies, your majesty.

It's come to my attention that you don't

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