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ACCIDENTAL EXORCIST
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Subrip: Pix
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Yeah?
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Hi.
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Is this 216 Turnston Drive,
Apartment 6?
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Are you Janice,
with the daughter?
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Seems to be.
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You Mr. Vanook?
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That's the way they pronounced
it in the old country, but
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here it's Vanuk.
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Richard T. Vanuk.
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You're Benson's guy.
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Yep.
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The witch doctor.
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Yeah.
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Are you drunk?
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No. No.
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She vomits constantly.
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She doesn't eat.
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She babbles nonsense,
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when it isn't perverted
bullshit,
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throughout the day and night.
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One night she screamed
for 20 minutes straight
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without taking a breath.
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Two days ago,
right after I called...
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Benson?
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Yeah, that's his name.
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She slapped herself
here on the table
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just like you see here.
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She doesn't move.
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She doesn't even listen.
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Doctors are damn useless.
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So, is this common?
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Is she like...
you know?
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Yeah, she is.
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So, you can help her?
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Yeah.
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So what are you gonna do?
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Work my witch
doctor magical powers.
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So.
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How old are you?
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Can you leave the room please?
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Why?
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It's technical.
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It doesn't concern you.
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Why?
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Please?
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God.
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God.
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God damnit!
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So...
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So, you like horses?
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Horses.
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Yeah, I do, too.
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Different kinds.
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All different kinds.
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You know, I think it
stems back to the days of
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me watching really
cheesy 80s fantasy movies
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and reruns of
"Little House on the Prairie."
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Remember that show?
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You know, I could
never ride one.
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Because... I'm deathly
allergic to the hair,
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the dander on it.
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I mean, it's crazy.
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I just pet the
horse and instantly,
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my eyes, they just
come out of my sockets
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and I get hives
everywhere and I sweat
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and I breathe heavily.
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I had to have an
inhaler and shit.
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Even though I don't
have fucking asthma.
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There was this neighbor of
ours when I was growing up.
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He had this old codger
of a horse named Stretch.
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But, you know, an old
horse looks majestic.
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It kind of looks
like Robert Redford,
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the way he looks today,
only as a horse.
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It's gonna be a good one.
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Anyway, Stretch, the horse.
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Yeah.
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I remember when I was a kid,
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I was sitting in the
woods looking at him
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from a good distance
and I always thought,
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what would it be like to
go up to this horse and
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suck out all the shit
that was in my inhaler
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and get on top of
him and ride him.
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Just to feel like,
to be in control
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of a massive, powerful
animal like that.
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Not to be in control of some
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young, innocent
12-year-old girl.
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Only spineless, brainless,
dickless pussies do that shit.
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You fucking tightwad.
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God dammit.
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Look at this shit.
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God, why the fuck does
it always taste like
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cream of fucking mushroom?
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God damnit!
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Damnit!
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God damnit!
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God.
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God.
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Fuck.
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Hey Burgess.
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You're four days past due.
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Mama needs the rent.
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Yeah, fine, I know.
All right.
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Well, you're in luck.
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I just got paid today but
I know it's not enough.
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I can give you half now and
half later if that's cool.
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That's not cool.
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That's a fucking mind game.
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I know how you
drunk fuckers work.
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You been scamming
my mama forever.
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You pay half now and
you say you're gonna
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pay half later but
later never comes.
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And then, you say
you paid it all,
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but it's your word
against Mama's,
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but Mama ain't got
time or money for
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lawyers and courts and shit,
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so you see where I'm
coming from, dickwad?
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All right.
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I mean, I appreciate
your situation.
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You know what
happens to dickwads
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that don't pay
their rent on time?
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I'm sure it's
anything but good, but...
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You ever hear of Gobakev?
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What?
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Gobakev.
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Gobakev, that russian mongoloid
with that red shit
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all over his forehead?
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Gorbachev.
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That's exactly what I
said, you fucking moron.
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Smart guy.
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You're so fucking smart,
why don't you take a shower?
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You're filthy.
You're disgusting.
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You stink. Look at this place.
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Boozing it up with a bunch
of blacks and mexicans
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and jews and shit.
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You know what?
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What's that little
contraption over there?
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It's worthless, Burgess.
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It's a typewriter.
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It's obsolete.
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I have it because I can't afford
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a fucking computer, you know,
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but I need this
for my second job.
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What's you do for work?
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I write.
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Well, that makes
you half a faggot.
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You can take those faggoty
skills and hit the streets
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and do some dick-sucking
over the next few days.
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I bet you'd be able to
collect a lot of money
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with those pretty little
dick-sucking lips you got.
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So, get your dick-sucking
skills in line and
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go suck some cock, okay?
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How's that sound?
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I'll be back on Friday for
all the rent, not half,
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and if you don't have all of it,
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I'm going to schedule
a summit meeting
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with you and Mr. Gorbachev,
all right?
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So go fuck yourself
and your mama.
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No matter.
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As long as he continues to finance
my steel-based factories,
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we shall all be gods.
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Excuse me...
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Those damned Devoz's
are going to turn GR
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into a bigger shit-hole
than it already is.
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are ready.
Commence combat.
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Deacon, that well...
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Deacon, will you please
reconsider on coming tonight?
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A god cannot be summoned!
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What the fuck?
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Fucking ones.
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Hello, hi, hello.
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Hey there, big guy.
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Feeling all right?
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You did get home okay?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Who cleaned me up?
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Janice. The mother.
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She insisted.
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Yeah, her.
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Did she take off my clothes?
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Did she take advantage?
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You wish.
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I don't think she's
into vomit porn, man.
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You were a mess.
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She just did your laundry.
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I had to call up Mike,
have him come down,
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look in on you.
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Yeah. Mike.
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The story of my
fucking life, man.
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No, you know something?
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Fuck, how long was I out?
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Don't worry about it.
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Things are looking up.
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They're on their way,
I promise you that.
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Jesus man, it better.
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Dude...
Seriously, man.
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75 fucking ones?
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Seriously?
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I mean, shit.
I mean...
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I have the landlord...
No.
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Dude, I'm gonna get
evicted and shit, man.
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I have bills to fucking pay.
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-That is not my fucking responsibility.
-I can't live like this.
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Getting evicted from your
place ain't my problem.
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Why don't you ease
up on the sauce?
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Sauce? Sauce?
The sauce.
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What are you, my Pa?
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Who calls it the sauce anymore?
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Fuck you.
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Well, you're in luck.
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I got another one
for you, right away.
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It's tomorrow.
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You sober for it?
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-Tomorrow already?
-Yes, right away.
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Seriously, dude.
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Jesus, Mary, fucking
Judas Priest and Joseph.
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Just get a
pen, write down the address.
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-No.
-Yes.
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-Just get the...
-Can it wait, like...?
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-No, it cannot wait at all.
-wait.
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Get a pen.
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I know you've got one because
you write on my phone,
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on company property.
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-I don't... Wait, what?
-Start writing
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now because
I'm going to give you
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-the address... Write it down.
-Yes, write it down.
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What's the address?
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-555...
-Yeah, I know, okay.
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All right, hold on.
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You know, you're going to
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give me a heart attack
one of these days.
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Yeah, okay, bye.
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-No, I need to know whether or not...
-Yeah, love you, bye!
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I didn't say...
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Richard Vanuk, is this
the right address?
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Hello?
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Shit.
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Hello?
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Shit.
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Hey, hey, are you okay?
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What's that?
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I'm not going to hurt you,
I'm just going to take that.
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Okay? I'm going to take that.
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No, please stop.
Don't do that, don't!
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Please! Please. Please.
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Please. Please.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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You got... You got folks
around here? Are they here?
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Where are they?
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Down there, that way? That way?
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Down.
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They're downstairs.
I'm gonna be right back, okay?
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Okay, you don't like that.
I know, I'm sorry.
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I'm gonna be right back.
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Okay.
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Jeez.
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Okay, I'm just gonna
go downstairs.
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Okay? Stay here.
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Shit.
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Shit.
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Quit scaring me, okay?
My God.
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Fuck.
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Shit.
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Hello?
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Who's there?
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Hello?
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00:25:03,099 --> 00:25:04,168
Hello?
272
00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:21,853
Fuck me! Jesus Christ.
273
00:25:22,819 --> 00:25:26,191
Short people a hundred
fucking years ago.
274
00:25:29,326 --> 00:25:30,929
Hello?
275
00:25:40,070 --> 00:25:42,673
Fucking Ringo or something?
276
00:25:56,953 --> 00:26:01,058
Hello? God.
277
00:26:28,986 --> 00:26:30,255
Hello?
278
00:26:57,748 --> 00:27:00,285
Fuck. What the fuck?
279
00:27:02,019 --> 00:27:04,288
Jesus, God, fuck.
280
00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:18,168
I don't know...
281
00:27:22,772 --> 00:27:25,742
Okay, okay, okay!
282
00:27:31,882 --> 00:27:34,385
You okay?
You all right there?
283
00:27:36,053 --> 00:27:37,789
You called me.
284
00:27:39,390 --> 00:27:41,159
My God!
285
00:27:45,061 --> 00:27:46,063
Slow down.
286
00:27:51,469 --> 00:27:53,203
You tried to kill me!
287
00:28:08,219 --> 00:28:10,321
You tore up our Bible!
288
00:28:14,424 --> 00:28:16,993
Fifteen percent accurate
is not the greatest...
289
00:28:17,027 --> 00:28:18,863
I know it wasn't right.
290
00:28:18,895 --> 00:28:25,068
He started that thing, started
burning his fingernails.
291
00:28:25,102 --> 00:28:29,807
And he kept biting
them and biting them.
292
00:28:29,839 --> 00:28:32,376
There was nothing left.
293
00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:42,220
Where's my daughter?
No, she's upstairs.
294
00:28:42,252 --> 00:28:44,489
Where's my daughter?
She's upstairs.
295
00:28:44,521 --> 00:28:47,191
She's safe and sound,
she's a little bloody.
296
00:28:47,223 --> 00:28:48,492
I don't know if it
was her blood or not,
297
00:28:48,526 --> 00:28:51,496
I don't know.
I just walked in here.
298
00:28:51,528 --> 00:28:54,132
You called me, right?
299
00:28:54,164 --> 00:28:57,935
-Yes... I'm here, I can try.
-You can't help him.
300
00:28:59,936 --> 00:29:04,174
You can't help him, no one can.
301
00:29:04,208 --> 00:29:06,310
I have to go to my daughter.
302
00:29:06,343 --> 00:29:09,814
I don't want anything
to do with him.
303
00:29:13,317 --> 00:29:15,318
You'll be all right!
304
00:29:37,407 --> 00:29:38,875
Smile, Reverend.
305
00:30:07,904 --> 00:30:11,475
Man, keep your hands
to yourself, buddy.
306
00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:15,346
You know what, stop that.
307
00:30:16,980 --> 00:30:18,415
God damnit.
308
00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:31,229
Jesus, it's heavy.
309
00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:35,967
I've never seen one
this wet before.
310
00:30:38,903 --> 00:30:43,341
Jesus, no wonder why
this book is
311
00:30:43,374 --> 00:30:45,543
the New York Times
Bestseller forever.
312
00:30:50,980 --> 00:30:52,016
Come in.
313
00:30:52,048 --> 00:30:53,317
No.
314
00:30:54,617 --> 00:30:57,221
Please. Come in.
315
00:30:57,253 --> 00:31:00,156
No, I'm not that
kind of guy, man.
316
00:31:00,190 --> 00:31:01,592
Come in.
317
00:31:01,625 --> 00:31:03,227
All right, I'm
gettin' really fuckin'
318
00:31:03,259 --> 00:31:05,997
tired of this game, all right?
319
00:31:06,029 --> 00:31:07,597
All right so...
320
00:31:09,165 --> 00:31:11,301
Hey,
321
00:31:17,141 --> 00:31:18,643
Come in.
322
00:31:18,675 --> 00:31:19,877
Man.
323
00:31:20,277 --> 00:31:22,580
Come in. Come in.
324
00:31:22,613 --> 00:31:24,548
Please, come in.
325
00:31:25,548 --> 00:31:27,018
Come in.
326
00:31:29,219 --> 00:31:30,622
Come in.
327
00:32:29,113 --> 00:32:31,449
Fuck.
328
00:33:04,381 --> 00:33:05,516
Fuck.
329
00:33:09,486 --> 00:33:11,489
Is this the only
shit that's on?
330
00:33:11,521 --> 00:33:13,390
Turn down Patsy Cline!
331
00:33:32,108 --> 00:33:36,079
Hey, you give
head to strangers?
332
00:33:36,113 --> 00:33:37,048
No.
333
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:40,617
Well then, allow me
to introduce myself.
334
00:33:40,651 --> 00:33:44,522
Hey, the name's Steve.
It's Steve.
335
00:33:44,555 --> 00:33:46,157
Because I'm gonna be
down there for so long
336
00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:49,759
you're gonna forget what
the fuck my name was.
337
00:33:51,260 --> 00:33:54,164
You know I'm sick of watching these
guys bother you all night long.
338
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:57,134
If I could one thing and just
one weekend with you,
339
00:33:57,166 --> 00:33:58,635
your ass and a jar of Cheez Whiz
340
00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:00,638
would make me a very happy man.
341
00:34:11,748 --> 00:34:15,318
How 'bout you, you got a
line for me, Eddie Munster?
342
00:34:17,186 --> 00:34:20,490
Lurch, you TV illiterate.
343
00:34:20,523 --> 00:34:23,594
Yeah, I got a line.
344
00:34:27,431 --> 00:34:31,202
Here's to swimming
with bowlegged women.
345
00:34:32,168 --> 00:34:33,304
What?
346
00:34:33,336 --> 00:34:36,673
That's from Jaws I,
you fuckin' moron.
347
00:34:38,708 --> 00:34:41,478
Best shot I ever heard.
348
00:34:41,512 --> 00:34:42,713
Nice.
349
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,748
Come on, god damnit.
350
00:34:45,782 --> 00:34:47,852
Hey, Burgess!
351
00:34:47,885 --> 00:34:49,687
You come to this shit-hole,
too?
352
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:51,355
Fuck you!
353
00:35:09,572 --> 00:35:10,473
You know dogs have
354
00:35:10,507 --> 00:35:13,476
unconditional love
but people don't.
355
00:35:13,510 --> 00:35:16,614
Even after all the
evil things he did
356
00:35:16,646 --> 00:35:20,351
and how horrible he was
to everyone around him,
357
00:35:20,384 --> 00:35:24,588
that there was still
somebody who loved him.
358
00:35:24,621 --> 00:35:31,195
And that tells me
that he was also
359
00:35:31,228 --> 00:35:33,498
capable of loving.
360
00:35:34,364 --> 00:35:35,699
It's not the same.
361
00:35:35,731 --> 00:35:40,938
It's the same.
It's exactly the same company.
362
00:35:40,971 --> 00:35:42,673
Because it doesn't
matter how crazy
363
00:35:42,706 --> 00:35:46,343
or how difficult or
evil somebody is.
364
00:35:46,376 --> 00:35:49,180
They deserve to be loved.
365
00:35:54,650 --> 00:35:56,386
You care for it.
366
00:36:04,795 --> 00:36:06,797
[(typewriter clacking]
367
00:36:35,992 --> 00:36:37,327
Hello!
368
00:36:48,338 --> 00:36:49,373
Shit.
369
00:37:20,737 --> 00:37:23,974
Are you the one
who brings the taffy?
370
00:37:24,007 --> 00:37:25,376
Yeah.
371
00:37:26,376 --> 00:37:29,614
You're gonna help my boy.
Come on in.
372
00:37:32,349 --> 00:37:35,019
I made all his favorite food but
373
00:37:35,052 --> 00:37:38,389
his jaw just keeps going
and he won't eat anything.
374
00:37:46,929 --> 00:37:48,898
Can you help him?
375
00:38:00,543 --> 00:38:05,048
I made all his favorite food,
he won't eat anything.
376
00:38:10,086 --> 00:38:11,422
Jesus.
377
00:38:12,356 --> 00:38:14,591
As you can see,
he hasn't ate today.
378
00:38:14,623 --> 00:38:18,394
We've tried
feeding him but...
379
00:38:18,427 --> 00:38:19,929
Pretty effortless.
380
00:38:21,097 --> 00:38:26,637
Well what's the deal with
those restraints there?
381
00:38:26,670 --> 00:38:28,472
He can get violent.
382
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,809
Well what's the deal
with that apparatus
383
00:38:32,842 --> 00:38:35,111
on his face, what does that do?
384
00:38:35,144 --> 00:38:36,880
Here, I'll show you.
385
00:38:52,762 --> 00:38:55,799
Then when we try to feed him.
386
00:39:11,614 --> 00:39:13,616
So, what do you think?
387
00:39:13,650 --> 00:39:15,519
What can you do about this?
388
00:39:15,552 --> 00:39:17,454
Well right now I'm gonna ask
389
00:39:17,487 --> 00:39:19,088
you if you can leave the room.
390
00:39:19,121 --> 00:39:20,857
Sir, I'm a healthcare
professional.
391
00:39:20,891 --> 00:39:25,863
I'm responsible for him,
I'm not leaving his side.
392
00:39:25,896 --> 00:39:31,435
Look, it's technical.
Doesn't concern you.
393
00:39:43,947 --> 00:39:45,548
Fine.
394
00:40:31,228 --> 00:40:33,664
What a delightful spread.
395
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:40,471
Could you please stop that?
It's kind of annoying.
396
00:40:43,706 --> 00:40:44,708
Thank you.
397
00:40:47,244 --> 00:40:49,680
Are you gonna eat this?
398
00:40:56,987 --> 00:40:58,989
Vienna sausage.
399
00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:07,030
It's like a gatling gun.
400
00:41:09,298 --> 00:41:10,501
I'm sorry.
401
00:41:15,605 --> 00:41:17,208
That's good.
402
00:41:39,695 --> 00:41:43,132
Man. Mashed potatoes.
403
00:41:46,168 --> 00:41:48,237
I remember as a kid when my mom
404
00:41:48,271 --> 00:41:50,841
used to make this
for me and my brother
405
00:41:50,873 --> 00:41:53,643
and used to sit there
at dinnertime and,
406
00:41:53,677 --> 00:41:55,945
did you ever see
Close Encounters?
407
00:41:55,978 --> 00:41:58,848
Well anyway, Richard Dreyfuss
starts making
408
00:41:58,882 --> 00:42:01,851
the mountain out of
mashed potatoes and
409
00:42:01,885 --> 00:42:03,754
I don't know, we always
thought that was neat.
410
00:42:03,786 --> 00:42:05,955
We've probably been doing
it for close to 25 years.
411
00:42:05,989 --> 00:42:07,858
Even going to restaurants,
we still do it.
412
00:42:07,891 --> 00:42:09,126
It becomes just a habit.
413
00:42:09,159 --> 00:42:13,630
Just a routine,
kind of like this job.
414
00:42:13,663 --> 00:42:15,298
I come in here,
I say some dumb shit
415
00:42:15,331 --> 00:42:18,301
that you can't
even comprehend
416
00:42:18,335 --> 00:42:20,704
and then I do my job.
417
00:42:22,672 --> 00:42:24,641
I guess that's what
happens when you turn pro.
418
00:42:24,673 --> 00:42:26,576
Just don't think anymore,
just under hypnosis.
419
00:42:26,610 --> 00:42:28,312
It's like the drive
to work and back.
420
00:42:28,344 --> 00:42:32,181
If you work at the same job
for 20 years, forget the drive.
421
00:42:32,215 --> 00:42:34,351
You're like, "Holy shit,
I'm here."
422
00:42:34,384 --> 00:42:37,920
Which is weird because I was
never the best at anything.
423
00:42:37,954 --> 00:42:39,189
Sports.
424
00:42:40,923 --> 00:42:43,994
Schooling, books,
you know, homework, no.
425
00:42:44,027 --> 00:42:46,929
Tests? Shit.
Never went to college.
426
00:42:46,963 --> 00:42:50,267
Just barely passed high school.
427
00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:56,940
But then you find
what you want in life
428
00:42:56,972 --> 00:43:01,077
and I don't know if you
find it or it finds you,
429
00:43:01,110 --> 00:43:06,016
but, you know, I found
something I'm good at.
430
00:43:08,784 --> 00:43:09,953
See?
431
00:43:13,889 --> 00:43:15,826
Did it again, didn't even know.
432
00:43:29,105 --> 00:43:32,175
Richie. Richie!
433
00:43:33,242 --> 00:43:37,014
Do you understand how
much agony I'm in?
434
00:43:39,148 --> 00:43:40,617
So much pain.
435
00:43:41,451 --> 00:43:45,289
Everywhere around
people are salivating.
436
00:43:46,389 --> 00:43:48,358
They're raping me.
437
00:43:49,893 --> 00:43:53,764
I can't help this
feeling in hell.
438
00:43:54,731 --> 00:43:58,902
I want your hand,
just pull me up.
439
00:43:58,934 --> 00:44:01,237
I'm being crushed.
440
00:44:02,204 --> 00:44:06,208
They're forcing me
to do so many things.
441
00:44:06,242 --> 00:44:10,414
I just, I just,
I want to be free.
442
00:44:20,856 --> 00:44:23,661
I didn't like
that bitch anyway.
443
00:45:00,362 --> 00:45:01,864
Beans.
444
00:45:04,166 --> 00:45:06,836
Want any of these?
445
00:45:09,972 --> 00:45:12,809
No, I'm okay,
thank you very much.
446
00:45:19,148 --> 00:45:22,118
Actually, pass the peas.
447
00:45:22,152 --> 00:45:24,221
Yeah, yeah. Sorry.
448
00:45:54,016 --> 00:45:55,885
What is that,
mayonnaise or something?
449
00:45:55,918 --> 00:45:58,955
With all the peeps
swimming in it?
450
00:46:00,422 --> 00:46:02,458
It's tapioca.
451
00:46:20,976 --> 00:46:22,545
I'm...
452
00:46:22,579 --> 00:46:26,349
I'm sorry, man,
I mouthed it.
453
00:46:26,382 --> 00:46:29,887
You don't have cups
or anything, do ya?
454
00:46:58,481 --> 00:47:00,083
Gross.
455
00:47:39,355 --> 00:47:41,592
Eat shit and die.
456
00:47:45,661 --> 00:47:47,563
Unbelievable.
457
00:48:00,043 --> 00:48:01,044
Bastard!
458
00:48:17,527 --> 00:48:19,429
Drown in it, you fuck!
459
00:48:26,235 --> 00:48:27,637
Shit!
460
00:48:35,711 --> 00:48:38,315
Suck... bitch!
461
00:48:42,485 --> 00:48:45,489
Fuck off!
Fuck!
462
00:49:43,211 --> 00:49:44,514
Burgess.
463
00:49:46,782 --> 00:49:47,985
Bur...
464
00:49:52,621 --> 00:49:55,457
Knife throwing
Richard Vanuk comes
465
00:49:55,490 --> 00:49:58,628
with everything you see here.
466
00:49:58,661 --> 00:50:01,130
Vehicle sold separately.
467
00:50:14,376 --> 00:50:16,746
Fuckin' a, Morgan Freeman.
468
00:50:28,157 --> 00:50:30,027
What's up, Chief?
469
00:50:30,659 --> 00:50:32,094
Cool.
470
00:50:35,498 --> 00:50:38,501
6655...
471
00:50:44,172 --> 00:50:45,474
Tonight?
472
00:50:49,378 --> 00:50:52,115
Yeah? Fuck, really?
473
00:50:53,615 --> 00:50:55,818
Yeah I still got it.
474
00:50:57,652 --> 00:50:58,721
Shit.
475
00:51:51,173 --> 00:51:53,143
Four days are up. Rent's due.
476
00:51:53,175 --> 00:51:57,614
And I scheduled a G-8 summit
with you and Gorbachev.
477
00:51:57,646 --> 00:51:59,014
See that shit?
478
00:51:59,048 --> 00:52:00,282
That's what happened to the last
motherfucker didn't pay his rent.
479
00:52:00,317 --> 00:52:04,721
Now it's time for me to make an
example out of your dumb ass.
480
00:52:04,753 --> 00:52:06,322
Look.
481
00:52:08,590 --> 00:52:09,893
Burgess.
482
00:52:12,327 --> 00:52:14,364
I know we do this
dance quite often...
483
00:52:14,396 --> 00:52:15,565
What is this?
484
00:52:15,597 --> 00:52:16,599
What?
485
00:52:16,632 --> 00:52:19,503
What's that?
486
00:52:23,539 --> 00:52:26,243
This is my first job.
487
00:52:33,682 --> 00:52:35,284
Shit.
488
00:52:37,385 --> 00:52:44,259
Jesus Christ, Father,
I am really sorry.
489
00:52:44,293 --> 00:52:45,662
I didn't know.
490
00:52:45,695 --> 00:52:47,597
-Yeah, I know Burgess.
-You gotta tell me this shit.
491
00:52:47,630 --> 00:52:48,798
You gotta work with me, man.
492
00:52:48,831 --> 00:52:50,934
I'm sorry, Burgess, it's
kind of hard to tell you when
493
00:52:50,967 --> 00:52:54,204
you obviously see how
I live and what I drink.
494
00:52:54,237 --> 00:52:59,342
And priests are people too, we
can all the stuff that you do.
495
00:53:02,445 --> 00:53:03,480
Surprise.
496
00:53:03,512 --> 00:53:07,282
Yeah, surprise.
Cocksucking priest, but look.
497
00:53:07,315 --> 00:53:09,585
I ain't gonna whoop
your ass today.
498
00:53:09,619 --> 00:53:11,554
You got another day
to get this done, okay?
499
00:53:11,586 --> 00:53:14,958
Go do what you do and get
back tomorrow, all right?
500
00:53:14,990 --> 00:53:17,661
Okay. Thank you.
501
00:53:22,998 --> 00:53:24,500
Father Vanuk.
502
00:53:24,532 --> 00:53:25,835
Hello.
503
00:53:25,867 --> 00:53:26,835
Father Vanuk.
504
00:53:26,869 --> 00:53:28,004
Yes, that's me.
505
00:53:28,036 --> 00:53:30,239
Father Vanuk.
506
00:53:35,945 --> 00:53:38,280
Jeans, Father?
507
00:53:40,016 --> 00:53:45,454
Yeah, it's casual Friday
today down at the rectory.
508
00:53:51,393 --> 00:53:52,962
Can I come in?
509
00:53:56,699 --> 00:53:59,335
Things started happening
a few weeks ago, Father.
510
00:53:59,367 --> 00:54:01,336
The last week strange things.
511
00:54:01,369 --> 00:54:02,371
Strange things?
512
00:54:02,938 --> 00:54:04,740
Strange things.
513
00:54:04,773 --> 00:54:07,309
Every night he stands
in a different corner
514
00:54:07,342 --> 00:54:09,011
and just stares for hours.
515
00:54:09,045 --> 00:54:10,613
I wonder what he's looking at.
516
00:54:10,646 --> 00:54:13,016
So, what's wrong with that?
517
00:54:13,048 --> 00:54:15,550
He's blind, Father.
518
00:54:15,583 --> 00:54:18,487
And he makes things move.
519
00:54:18,521 --> 00:54:20,923
You mean, move?
520
00:54:21,824 --> 00:54:24,327
Yes. With his mind.
521
00:54:32,335 --> 00:54:35,405
Why is the devil in my house?
522
00:54:39,942 --> 00:54:45,914
I don't know, maybe you
pull your pecker too much.
523
00:54:47,750 --> 00:54:52,021
Father, I don't do that.
That's a sin.
524
00:54:52,054 --> 00:54:53,690
Right.
525
00:54:53,722 --> 00:54:55,657
Yeah, yeah, forgot about that.
526
00:54:55,690 --> 00:54:57,293
I'm sorry I mentioned...
527
00:54:59,594 --> 00:55:01,063
What's that?
528
00:55:01,097 --> 00:55:02,165
Holy water.
529
00:55:02,197 --> 00:55:05,902
Anyhow I baked cookies
for the sister's bake sale.
530
00:55:05,934 --> 00:55:09,771
We give $21.35 each
week to the church.
531
00:55:09,804 --> 00:55:13,108
Pancakes and he ushers
an over-30 softball league
532
00:55:13,141 --> 00:55:16,678
and we help Girl Scouts sell
the Girl Scouts for the church.
533
00:55:16,711 --> 00:55:18,914
Girl Scout cookies for
the church last year.
534
00:55:18,947 --> 00:55:20,716
We do the stations of the cross,
535
00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:22,485
we've done the offering,
I've done readings
536
00:55:22,518 --> 00:55:25,021
on Sunday five times this year.
537
00:55:25,054 --> 00:55:27,690
Jeremiah? Six.
538
00:55:27,722 --> 00:55:29,858
Can I ask you
to leave the room?
539
00:55:29,891 --> 00:55:32,994
Father, no, I need
to help my brother.
540
00:55:33,027 --> 00:55:36,465
I need to help you.
Father, I need to help God.
541
00:55:36,498 --> 00:55:39,501
It's technical,
it doesn't concern you.
542
00:55:39,534 --> 00:55:41,103
I'm a
eucharistic minister.
543
00:55:41,137 --> 00:55:42,872
Can you leave
the room, please?
544
00:55:42,905 --> 00:55:47,344
I need to be here.
You don't understand.
545
00:55:48,143 --> 00:55:52,381
All right, okay. Well...
You wanna help?
546
00:55:52,414 --> 00:55:53,483
Yes, yes, Father.
547
00:55:53,516 --> 00:55:54,450
Okay,
you wanna be my altar boy?
548
00:55:54,483 --> 00:55:55,852
Yes, yes, Father.
549
00:55:55,885 --> 00:55:57,387
Well I'm gonna need
a few things from you.
550
00:55:57,420 --> 00:55:58,421
Okay, okay.
551
00:55:58,454 --> 00:56:01,824
Okay, number one I'm gonna
need some candles.
552
00:56:01,856 --> 00:56:03,992
And I'm talking like
a fuck-ton of candles.
553
00:56:04,025 --> 00:56:05,994
You mean a bunch of candles?
554
00:56:06,027 --> 00:56:07,929
Yeah a bunch of candles,
I'm sorry, my son.
555
00:56:07,963 --> 00:56:11,134
I apologize, I'll go to
reconciliation tomorrow for that.
556
00:56:11,166 --> 00:56:14,136
I'm sorry, I'm just talking
about a crap-ton, I need a lot.
557
00:56:14,170 --> 00:56:15,718
A lot of candles, yes.
558
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:17,606
I'm just gonna say
crap-ton, that's fine.
559
00:56:17,639 --> 00:56:19,141
Also, I'm gonna need a Bible.
560
00:56:19,175 --> 00:56:20,877
Father, you don't carry
your own Bible?
561
00:56:20,909 --> 00:56:22,978
I'm talking about
a household Bible, okay?
562
00:56:23,012 --> 00:56:25,914
So with the
love of the family,
563
00:56:25,947 --> 00:56:27,048
That one will do right there.
564
00:56:27,083 --> 00:56:29,485
I'm sure that is a Bible,
yeah, this will work fine.
565
00:56:29,518 --> 00:56:33,523
Also, I'm going to need two
bottles of your best wine.
566
00:56:34,690 --> 00:56:36,025
Wine?
567
00:56:36,057 --> 00:56:38,027
Yeah, it's a new tradition.
568
00:56:38,059 --> 00:56:39,628
What you do is you make
a circle of protection
569
00:56:39,661 --> 00:56:42,164
with the blood of Christ,
I have to bless it first.
570
00:56:42,197 --> 00:56:43,900
You just sprinkle it
around the ground,
571
00:56:43,932 --> 00:56:45,967
you make a circle,
you put yourself in it.
572
00:56:46,001 --> 00:56:49,038
Demons hate it,
it's a new tradition.
573
00:56:54,009 --> 00:56:55,677
I don't...
574
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:01,184
I just don't understand.
575
00:57:01,217 --> 00:57:04,421
I just don't get it.
576
00:57:11,025 --> 00:57:12,228
Jeans, Father?
577
00:57:12,260 --> 00:57:14,529
Jesus, give
me a fucking break.
578
00:57:14,563 --> 00:57:16,199
Would you just get the fucking,
god damn wine
579
00:57:16,231 --> 00:57:21,737
and all the candles and all
that shit that I told you to?!
580
00:57:21,769 --> 00:57:23,773
Sorry, my son.
581
00:58:43,818 --> 00:58:46,688
Here's the wine and
the candles, Father.
582
00:59:21,356 --> 00:59:24,693
Shit.
583
01:00:02,731 --> 01:00:04,834
What was that
wine for, Father?
584
01:00:04,867 --> 01:00:06,369
Well that wine was
for me, that one there
585
01:00:06,402 --> 01:00:09,237
is for the circle of protection.
586
01:00:10,204 --> 01:00:12,273
What about the
invocation of St. Michael?
587
01:00:12,306 --> 01:00:13,341
Jesus Christ.
588
01:00:13,375 --> 01:00:16,211
All right fine, fine, you
wanna do the invocations
589
01:00:16,244 --> 01:00:19,748
and the explorations
and of his exfoliations
590
01:00:19,782 --> 01:00:21,217
and all this vacation
toxin bullshit?
591
01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:22,751
Come on, come on,
set that shit down, dude.
592
01:00:22,784 --> 01:00:25,120
Come on, up and at 'em,
look alive there, Sonny.
593
01:00:25,153 --> 01:00:28,757
You're a altar boy now, okay?
594
01:00:28,791 --> 01:00:31,360
Somewhere in the back here.
595
01:00:31,393 --> 01:00:34,262
Shit, I was on the page.
596
01:00:34,295 --> 01:00:36,264
Just breathe in, breathe out.
597
01:00:36,297 --> 01:00:38,634
Comfy. You ready?
598
01:00:40,902 --> 01:00:43,304
In the name of the Father,
Son and Holy Spirit.
599
01:00:43,338 --> 01:00:44,841
Amen.
600
01:00:47,309 --> 01:00:52,381
Holy Jesus Christ
our Lord and savior
601
01:00:52,414 --> 01:00:55,017
and the feast of all saints.
602
01:00:55,050 --> 01:00:57,353
What a life thou hast I mean.
603
01:00:57,385 --> 01:00:59,755
Thy Father is power.
604
01:01:03,759 --> 01:01:08,931
And with thy angels goes
though with light, life.
605
01:01:13,202 --> 01:01:16,272
But thou has Michael
somewhere in there
606
01:01:16,304 --> 01:01:19,207
amongst the thousands of guys.
607
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:23,778
One, one Michael...
608
01:01:23,811 --> 01:01:26,315
which means
I shouldn't mention
609
01:01:26,347 --> 01:01:29,784
crosses and sea serpents
and dragons and
610
01:01:29,818 --> 01:01:32,755
slithery other
reptiles so Michael
611
01:01:32,788 --> 01:01:39,027
couldn't thou see thy way
of lending us thy crown
612
01:01:39,061 --> 01:01:42,198
and thy powers,
it is holy God...
613
01:01:48,103 --> 01:01:49,838
with thetans.
614
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:53,409
-The Bible!
-Shit!
615
01:01:56,512 --> 01:01:58,414
-That doesn't work!
-Father!
616
01:01:59,981 --> 01:02:02,250
I know what to do!
I know what to do!
617
01:02:06,889 --> 01:02:08,724
You're no priest!
618
01:03:47,889 --> 01:03:49,826
Good morning, friend.
619
01:03:53,228 --> 01:03:56,833
Hey man, you clean up nice.
620
01:04:01,235 --> 01:04:02,971
Clean me up, too?
621
01:04:03,905 --> 01:04:05,641
Couple of your
associates showed up,
622
01:04:05,673 --> 01:04:07,543
wanted to take you away.
623
01:04:08,543 --> 01:04:13,349
I wouldn't let them,
you needed the sleep.
624
01:04:16,184 --> 01:04:17,620
Much obliged.
625
01:04:17,652 --> 01:04:20,355
Yeah, well...
626
01:04:20,389 --> 01:04:26,996
usually they'll dump
my ass off in a city park, or...
627
01:04:27,528 --> 01:04:29,264
Have a seat.
628
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:32,869
Sure.
629
01:04:42,677 --> 01:04:47,516
You know, I've been
blind since birth.
630
01:04:50,318 --> 01:04:53,623
And I've always felt
the sun on my face.
631
01:04:59,695 --> 01:05:02,999
But I've never seen a sunrise.
632
01:05:13,641 --> 01:05:15,443
Thank you.
633
01:05:18,045 --> 01:05:20,315
No, you got the
wrong idea about me.
634
01:05:20,349 --> 01:05:21,350
I'm just...
635
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:27,923
just a washed-up drunk asshole.
636
01:05:31,460 --> 01:05:34,597
You know, when you walked in,
637
01:05:37,766 --> 01:05:43,005
that thing inside me,
it laughed.
638
01:05:44,539 --> 01:05:48,044
"I can handle a
priest's hypocrisy."
639
01:05:50,344 --> 01:05:57,018
But when you touched me,
it was confused.
640
01:05:57,786 --> 01:06:00,389
And you drove it out.
641
01:06:00,422 --> 01:06:05,226
And I knew right then that
you were not a priest.
642
01:06:07,795 --> 01:06:10,198
I don't know what this is.
643
01:06:10,231 --> 01:06:13,335
I don't know what
this and all this is.
644
01:06:13,367 --> 01:06:15,371
I mean, you tell me.
645
01:06:15,403 --> 01:06:17,639
You have a gift.
646
01:06:19,574 --> 01:06:21,643
You're a healer.
647
01:06:21,675 --> 01:06:24,112
You're a blessing
to other people.
648
01:06:24,146 --> 01:06:27,349
I don't know where
that gift comes from.
649
01:06:27,382 --> 01:06:31,019
A higher power within yourself.
650
01:06:31,052 --> 01:06:35,523
No one is given
that kind of a gift
651
01:06:35,556 --> 01:06:37,192
who is not meant to use it.
652
01:06:40,061 --> 01:06:43,498
Look, I know you have your
own demons, that's obvious.
653
01:06:43,532 --> 01:06:45,334
I know it is.
654
01:06:45,367 --> 01:06:48,604
Taking on other people's
demons must not be easy.
655
01:06:48,637 --> 01:06:52,141
When that darkness
was inside me,
656
01:06:55,543 --> 01:06:57,045
I remember everything.
657
01:07:01,382 --> 01:07:02,817
I'm sorry.
658
01:07:02,851 --> 01:07:06,756
I didn't know that
that happened.
659
01:07:09,490 --> 01:07:11,726
Did you ever ask?
660
01:07:20,202 --> 01:07:23,472
Well, maybe I should
start asking him,
661
01:07:23,505 --> 01:07:26,208
see if he remembers anything.
662
01:07:30,311 --> 01:07:33,715
I don't think he's
gonna remember a thing.
663
01:07:35,483 --> 01:07:37,686
You're all right, man.
664
01:07:37,719 --> 01:07:40,422
What do they call you?
665
01:07:40,454 --> 01:07:42,223
Jeremiah.
666
01:07:43,324 --> 01:07:44,759
Jeremiah.
667
01:07:46,862 --> 01:07:49,664
It's a good biblical name,
isn't it?
668
01:07:49,697 --> 01:07:51,299
Obviously.
669
01:08:03,612 --> 01:08:05,447
Take care, Jeremiah.
670
01:08:06,914 --> 01:08:08,451
You, too.
671
01:08:10,518 --> 01:08:13,788
Remember, you were
meant for this.
672
01:08:15,523 --> 01:08:18,126
I'll keep that in mind.
673
01:08:19,694 --> 01:08:22,264
Shit! Son of a bitch!
674
01:08:22,296 --> 01:08:25,199
I don't give a fuck what the
hell you fucking have to do.
675
01:08:25,233 --> 01:08:29,137
We have to create some sort
of a system, you know, a plan.
676
01:08:29,171 --> 01:08:32,508
None of this "buy one, get one
free" coupon code bullshit.
677
01:08:32,541 --> 01:08:34,342
If people would
just listen to me
678
01:08:34,376 --> 01:08:36,478
and just fucking leave
the room when I tell them to,
679
01:08:36,511 --> 01:08:38,347
none of this shit would happen.
680
01:08:38,380 --> 01:08:40,882
So there's no slowing down in
this god damn business, okay?!
681
01:08:40,916 --> 01:08:42,551
You know what?
I'm the exorcist,
682
01:08:42,583 --> 01:08:45,487
I have all the
brainwave energy powers,
683
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:47,623
all that shazaam bullshit
and you're the god damn
684
01:08:47,655 --> 01:08:52,493
fat-ass corporate America boss
that's micro-managing shit!
685
01:08:52,527 --> 01:08:54,296
You know what?
You get off your ass,
686
01:08:54,328 --> 01:08:55,630
you get with the program and you
687
01:08:55,663 --> 01:08:56,898
fucking do something about this.
688
01:08:56,931 --> 01:08:59,201
You get me that fucking money,
man!
689
01:08:59,234 --> 01:09:01,703
Look, I'm out of fucking
puke rags over here!
690
01:09:01,735 --> 01:09:05,373
You don't have a
fucking choice here!
691
01:09:07,676 --> 01:09:10,813
Fuck me?! Fuck you!
692
01:09:32,766 --> 01:09:36,171
Shit. God damnit!
693
01:09:42,711 --> 01:09:44,880
You're a good man.
694
01:09:45,613 --> 01:09:47,382
You help people.
695
01:09:48,515 --> 01:09:52,220
You help people and this
is where it gets you.
696
01:09:52,253 --> 01:09:53,956
It gives you these looks,
it gives you this
697
01:09:53,988 --> 01:09:56,424
and all this,
everything I see around me,
698
01:09:56,457 --> 01:09:59,194
this is my fucking palace.
699
01:09:59,994 --> 01:10:01,197
Yeah...
700
01:10:05,533 --> 01:10:07,436
I definitely earned this.
701
01:10:08,770 --> 01:10:10,906
You've earned this.
702
01:10:12,407 --> 01:10:15,344
Look at this after-jiggle.
703
01:10:20,614 --> 01:10:23,351
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
704
01:10:23,385 --> 01:10:26,688
Mmn-Nn, no sir, it's nothing
to be ashamed of.
705
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:28,889
There's no same
in this, no shame,
706
01:10:28,922 --> 01:10:32,327
there's no shame,
no shame in this.
707
01:10:32,359 --> 01:10:35,630
This is something
to be proud of.
708
01:10:37,064 --> 01:10:39,601
Because you're American.
709
01:10:40,568 --> 01:10:42,438
You've earned this.
710
01:10:43,837 --> 01:10:46,442
You work for a living.
711
01:10:49,043 --> 01:10:53,648
You're in America.
There's also baseball.
712
01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:02,791
Richard Vanuk steps
up to the plate and...
713
01:11:02,823 --> 01:11:04,559
Jesus, fuck.
714
01:11:07,529 --> 01:11:09,431
But that's okay.
715
01:11:11,666 --> 01:11:14,603
Because now I got two bats.
716
01:11:15,737 --> 01:11:18,673
One for each of ya, Ty Cobb.
717
01:11:25,713 --> 01:11:28,350
Yeah, steps up to the plate.
718
01:11:40,761 --> 01:11:42,463
Holy shit.
719
01:11:42,497 --> 01:11:44,633
-Richie.
-Kevin, Kelly...
720
01:11:44,666 --> 01:11:46,668
Kenny.
721
01:11:46,701 --> 01:11:48,069
-Kenny!
-Kenny.
722
01:11:48,103 --> 01:11:51,539
Yeah! How the fuck are ya?
723
01:11:51,573 --> 01:11:55,410
Come in.
I'm sorry, I gotta tell you.
724
01:11:55,443 --> 01:11:57,079
I know it takes some
getting used to,
725
01:11:57,112 --> 01:11:59,681
but it smells like a
crackpot of chlamydia
726
01:11:59,713 --> 01:12:03,085
in a Burger King
bathroom in here.
727
01:12:13,528 --> 01:12:16,097
I don't know how you
always talk me into this.
728
01:12:16,131 --> 01:12:19,701
Hey man, I was always the
prince of peer pressure.
729
01:12:19,734 --> 01:12:23,572
Speaking of that,
little role reversal.
730
01:12:25,707 --> 01:12:28,911
I have a business opportunity.
731
01:12:33,614 --> 01:12:36,417
Give that back.
Give that back.
732
01:12:37,418 --> 01:12:38,420
Give that...
733
01:12:47,194 --> 01:12:48,930
$12.75.
734
01:12:50,030 --> 01:12:51,533
What are you talking about?
735
01:12:51,565 --> 01:12:53,033
Well, you came over
in your free will,
736
01:12:53,067 --> 01:12:55,136
and if this is a business
opportunity not like,
737
01:12:55,170 --> 01:12:58,140
you don't care about me
or anything like that,
738
01:12:58,172 --> 01:13:01,409
it's like, that's $12.75. I gotta
treat this like a bar, man.
739
01:13:01,443 --> 01:13:03,545
It's a business,
this shit's expensive...
740
01:13:03,578 --> 01:13:05,714
Three honest Abes.
741
01:13:07,081 --> 01:13:10,118
I know you are living so
exquisitely right now, but...
742
01:13:10,150 --> 01:13:13,788
You know what? you could have
been something one day, man.
743
01:13:13,822 --> 01:13:15,657
You could have had all this.
744
01:13:15,689 --> 01:13:20,895
11-inch screen TV
with aluminum foil
745
01:13:20,929 --> 01:13:23,931
amplification on the antennae.
746
01:13:23,965 --> 01:13:26,635
I don't even need
to go through walls
747
01:13:26,667 --> 01:13:27,935
to get to my toilet, man.
748
01:13:27,969 --> 01:13:29,971
I'm a king of my own castle,
749
01:13:30,003 --> 01:13:33,641
I have pills that
is paid for by the...
750
01:13:36,578 --> 01:13:41,783
I am offering you a once
in a lifetime opportunity.
751
01:13:41,815 --> 01:13:43,083
For?
752
01:13:43,117 --> 01:13:44,152
Marketing.
753
01:13:44,185 --> 01:13:47,923
We do pigmentation for
sporting goods equipment.
754
01:13:49,923 --> 01:13:51,460
Are you serious?
755
01:13:51,493 --> 01:13:52,661
That's not,
listen, that's not...
756
01:13:52,694 --> 01:13:54,996
You guys don't make
the sports equipment
757
01:13:55,029 --> 01:13:56,798
or any of that shit,
you just supply
758
01:13:56,831 --> 01:13:58,766
the pigmentation for the color?
759
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:00,601
You don't have to worry
yourself with that. You are...
760
01:14:00,635 --> 01:14:02,570
It's a powder?
Wait, wait...
761
01:14:02,604 --> 01:14:04,105
-For sporting goods, yes.
-Color-coating?
762
01:14:04,137 --> 01:14:07,443
You get a million
bucks for that?
763
01:14:11,512 --> 01:14:13,948
You remember Mother Teresa?
764
01:14:13,981 --> 01:14:14,815
Remember her?
765
01:14:14,850 --> 01:14:16,818
Yeah, I keep up
on current events.
766
01:14:16,850 --> 01:14:18,185
I know who Mother Teresa is.
767
01:14:18,219 --> 01:14:23,958
She was famous
but she died poor.
768
01:14:23,992 --> 01:14:27,028
She loved what she did.
769
01:14:27,060 --> 01:14:28,829
What I need you
to do, what I think
770
01:14:28,863 --> 01:14:33,969
you're capable of doing, is
being a marketing director.
771
01:14:34,002 --> 01:14:35,570
Because you're a good writer.
772
01:14:35,603 --> 01:14:38,606
You write, I know
you write still.
773
01:14:39,774 --> 01:14:42,611
That's not there for show.
774
01:14:42,644 --> 01:14:44,246
And this isn't here for show.
775
01:14:44,279 --> 01:14:46,281
When you go home
from work don't
776
01:14:46,314 --> 01:14:48,583
you feel like you
wanted to make a change,
777
01:14:48,615 --> 01:14:52,052
like, where you can go to
sleep at nights going,
778
01:14:52,086 --> 01:14:55,157
"I did something for the world."
779
01:14:58,292 --> 01:15:02,130
You just supply a color
for padding in...
780
01:15:04,298 --> 01:15:06,033
Wake up!
781
01:15:06,067 --> 01:15:08,636
I'm trying to help you.
782
01:15:10,939 --> 01:15:12,641
Drink it.
783
01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:15,143
I don't even
know why I'm here.
784
01:15:15,176 --> 01:15:17,145
I don't even know why
I'm trying to help you.
785
01:15:17,177 --> 01:15:19,146
Drink it.
786
01:15:19,180 --> 01:15:23,585
All I know is...
I wanna help.
787
01:15:24,786 --> 01:15:26,288
Drink it.
788
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:28,088
I can help.
789
01:15:28,122 --> 01:15:32,561
And I will help if you
allow that to happen.
790
01:15:34,228 --> 01:15:36,931
Please drink it right now.
791
01:15:42,337 --> 01:15:46,307
Look, tomorrow opportunity
is literally calling.
792
01:15:48,109 --> 01:15:49,878
Just be smart enough to answer.
793
01:15:50,979 --> 01:15:53,315
And you know what, open
a window in this place.
794
01:15:53,347 --> 01:15:55,751
It smells like shit.
795
01:16:17,137 --> 01:16:18,238
Hey Benson,
I'm sorry to wake ya,
796
01:16:18,271 --> 01:16:20,074
I just want to tell
you three things:
797
01:16:20,108 --> 01:16:21,342
number one, I hate
this fucking job,
798
01:16:21,376 --> 01:16:23,278
number two, I fucking hate you,
799
01:16:23,310 --> 01:16:25,913
and number three, I quit.
800
01:16:25,947 --> 01:16:27,716
I'm fucking done.
801
01:16:27,748 --> 01:16:29,150
Bye.
802
01:16:32,787 --> 01:16:34,122
Well, Rich, I've brought you
803
01:16:34,154 --> 01:16:35,289
everything that you need to know
804
01:16:35,323 --> 01:16:37,292
about the new CF-140 line.
805
01:16:37,324 --> 01:16:40,228
Derek's not in yet but
when he does get here
806
01:16:40,261 --> 01:16:43,298
he's gonna have your
DVD-ROM training packet.
807
01:16:43,331 --> 01:16:45,300
Wanna see you get started
on that right away.
808
01:16:45,332 --> 01:16:47,368
Good to have you on board.
809
01:16:47,402 --> 01:16:49,136
I'm very
sorry that your Graybar
810
01:16:49,170 --> 01:16:51,105
Plastic Pigment
Powder was incorrect.
811
01:16:51,139 --> 01:16:53,341
Graybar Plastic Pigment
Powder Coating's
812
01:16:53,373 --> 01:16:55,876
goal is 100% satisfaction.
813
01:16:55,909 --> 01:16:59,279
100% satisfaction is
Graybar Plastic Pigment
814
01:16:59,313 --> 01:17:01,115
Powder Coating's
first and only goal.
815
01:17:01,149 --> 01:17:03,118
That and manufacturing
the finest
816
01:17:03,150 --> 01:17:06,854
plastic pigment powder
coating for our customers.
817
01:17:06,887 --> 01:17:11,859
You're saying you ordered
the FS-16473 aircraft gray.
818
01:17:11,893 --> 01:17:14,895
FS-36622 camel gray.
819
01:17:15,896 --> 01:17:17,231
Yes, but I'm looking
at it right here, sir,
820
01:17:17,265 --> 01:17:20,235
and the order you placed on
Graybar Plastic Pigment Coating
821
01:17:20,268 --> 01:17:25,373
online form is for
FS-36622 camel gray.
822
01:17:27,809 --> 01:17:30,278
-What's up?
-Hey, new guy.
823
01:17:30,310 --> 01:17:31,412
Kenny's brother, right?
824
01:17:31,445 --> 01:17:32,546
Yeah.
825
01:17:32,581 --> 01:17:34,349
I'm Derek, the one everybody
talks about around here.
826
01:17:34,381 --> 01:17:37,418
Welcome to Graybar and the
relentless revolution of
827
01:17:37,452 --> 01:17:39,287
powder coating for
sports plastics.
828
01:17:39,319 --> 01:17:41,889
Albert told me to give
you this instructional set
829
01:17:41,922 --> 01:17:44,992
of DVD-ROMs,
it's a 13-DVD-ROM set
830
01:17:45,025 --> 01:17:46,728
with an online
quiz at the end.
831
01:17:46,761 --> 01:17:48,296
Each module takes about
40 minutes to complete,
832
01:17:48,328 --> 01:17:49,296
I can do it in 30.
833
01:17:49,329 --> 01:17:52,434
This, "Slips, Trips,
and Falls" is scratched.
834
01:17:52,466 --> 01:17:53,335
You don't need to
worry about it because
835
01:17:53,368 --> 01:17:54,202
you don't even need
to watch that one.
836
01:17:54,235 --> 01:17:56,136
We got a hard copy
of the ditto quiz
837
01:17:56,170 --> 01:17:57,439
module for you to complete.
838
01:17:57,471 --> 01:17:59,340
Make sure you finish all DVD-ROM
839
01:17:59,372 --> 01:18:01,076
modules before next Wednesday.
840
01:18:01,109 --> 01:18:05,313
That's...
18th, I think.
841
01:18:05,345 --> 01:18:07,381
We got another new guy
coming in next week
842
01:18:07,414 --> 01:18:08,449
and we don't have a spare set.
843
01:18:08,483 --> 01:18:10,784
Also Stephanie in payroll,
she send you an email
844
01:18:10,818 --> 01:18:12,320
stating there was
some kind of a problem
845
01:18:12,353 --> 01:18:13,320
with your routing
number you wrote
846
01:18:13,354 --> 01:18:14,956
on your direct deposit form?
847
01:18:14,988 --> 01:18:16,423
Get that fixed.
848
01:18:16,457 --> 01:18:18,460
If you don't get that email,
Virgil comes in Monday...
849
01:18:18,493 --> 01:18:20,462
Plastic pigment
powder coating...
850
01:18:20,494 --> 01:18:23,465
a lot for you to swallow and
sometimes this job blows ass.
851
01:18:23,497 --> 01:18:25,766
It'll really suck if
we merge with Dual Core
852
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:27,402
in the next seven years
and the rumors are true.
853
01:18:27,435 --> 01:18:30,472
Nancy, Ethan, Lucas, me: we go
to Shepherd Dave's on Tuesdays.
854
01:18:30,505 --> 01:18:31,940
Free onion ring
blossom with a purchase
855
01:18:31,972 --> 01:18:34,341
of two margaritas or
20-ounce brewmeisters.
856
01:18:34,375 --> 01:18:36,077
-You can't beat that.
-You can't.
857
01:18:36,109 --> 01:18:37,478
We do karaoke every Friday...
858
01:18:37,511 --> 01:18:39,014
Graybar plastic pigment
powder coating...
859
01:18:39,046 --> 01:18:41,482
if you're interested. If you do, you
could be our fourth man for carpool.
860
01:18:41,515 --> 01:18:44,118
Actually, you could save me
a butt-ton of money.
861
01:18:44,152 --> 01:18:46,087
Fifteen bucks...
Gas prices went up.
862
01:18:46,119 --> 01:18:48,088
Fax me your number.
863
01:18:51,859 --> 01:18:53,361
free pitchers if
you show your boobs,
864
01:18:53,394 --> 01:18:56,965
doesn't say that it doesn't
apply to guys so, I go in there.
865
01:18:56,997 --> 01:18:58,500
Hey, gotta give me my free beer.
866
01:18:58,533 --> 01:19:00,368
Know what I mean? So, anyway.
867
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:03,738
DVD-ROM modules,
get to them man.
868
01:19:05,405 --> 01:19:08,309
Benson, hey guess what?
I had another epiphany.
869
01:19:08,341 --> 01:19:09,443
Yeah I know what I
have to do and I just
870
01:19:09,476 --> 01:19:11,145
wanna fucking do this shit, man,
871
01:19:11,179 --> 01:19:12,314
I wanna make a difference, okay?
872
01:19:12,346 --> 01:19:16,384
It's like what Vermin said
in the movie Warriors,
873
01:19:16,417 --> 01:19:19,187
we came this far, we're gonna
go the rest of the way.
874
01:19:20,887 --> 01:19:24,292
Good, that's
very good actually.
875
01:19:24,324 --> 01:19:26,193
I have a job for you right away.
876
01:19:26,226 --> 01:19:28,328
I had to put you
on cleanup detail.
877
01:19:28,362 --> 01:19:31,032
I gotta send you back.
878
01:19:31,064 --> 01:19:32,533
Back?
879
01:19:32,567 --> 01:19:33,534
Where?
880
01:19:44,311 --> 01:19:47,882
Hey, horse girl.
881
01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:51,252
You clean up nice.
882
01:19:55,456 --> 01:19:59,261
I like what you did with
your hair and everything.
883
01:20:17,110 --> 01:20:19,314
Four days.
884
01:20:19,346 --> 01:20:22,550
She's been like
this for four days.
885
01:20:25,485 --> 01:20:31,225
She doesn't talk to me,
she doesn't recognize me.
886
01:20:34,462 --> 01:20:36,097
She sews.
887
01:20:41,335 --> 01:20:45,372
And the thing is, I don't
even know where she gets it.
888
01:20:45,405 --> 01:20:47,442
What?
889
01:20:47,475 --> 01:20:49,177
The fabric.
890
01:20:54,381 --> 01:20:56,216
Mr. Vanuk?
891
01:20:56,250 --> 01:20:57,618
Rich.
892
01:20:57,652 --> 01:20:58,686
Rich?
893
01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:00,622
No formalities,
I'm not the pope or anything.
894
01:21:00,654 --> 01:21:02,858
Just Rich.
895
01:21:04,557 --> 01:21:09,163
She's got my sickness.
896
01:21:10,664 --> 01:21:13,100
I can fix this.
897
01:21:36,122 --> 01:21:37,558
Stretch.
898
01:21:49,470 --> 01:21:52,073
It's just you and me, buddy.
899
01:22:30,377 --> 01:22:36,317
I thought that bawling, sniveling
quim would never leave.
900
01:22:36,350 --> 01:22:39,354
We have words to exchange.
901
01:22:40,287 --> 01:22:43,557
We and you.
902
01:22:48,095 --> 01:22:51,532
You know, you're lucky that
that shit's black material
903
01:22:51,564 --> 01:22:54,668
because nothing gets
blood stains out.
904
01:22:55,770 --> 01:23:00,041
Is this the part where
you infuriate us with words?
905
01:23:00,073 --> 01:23:02,743
Play the sharp-tongued
drunkard?
906
01:23:02,777 --> 01:23:06,181
Or the incessant fool?
907
01:23:08,448 --> 01:23:11,286
Some of us hate you.
908
01:23:14,488 --> 01:23:18,693
Well, you're wrong,
'cos everyone hates me.
909
01:23:18,725 --> 01:23:20,228
What are you sewing?
910
01:23:20,261 --> 01:23:23,297
Swaddling cloth.
911
01:23:23,329 --> 01:23:26,634
Swaddling cloth. For whom?
912
01:23:28,269 --> 01:23:29,637
For you.
913
01:23:32,640 --> 01:23:35,410
Whatever you think,
it's not mine.
914
01:23:35,443 --> 01:23:38,246
Okay, you were all over
me last time I was here
915
01:23:38,279 --> 01:23:41,115
and that's cool, you're a
hot chick and yes I would
916
01:23:41,148 --> 01:23:43,451
go out with you, but you know,
this job of mine,
917
01:23:43,484 --> 01:23:45,787
I've been limp for
fucking two weeks.
918
01:23:45,819 --> 01:23:47,554
Some of us would
fight you because
919
01:23:47,587 --> 01:23:49,791
we do not see your use.
920
01:23:49,823 --> 01:23:54,127
We want to see
you gibbeted...
921
01:23:54,161 --> 01:23:57,532
dance in your
whiskey-soaked innards.
922
01:23:57,564 --> 01:24:01,435
We would nail the gate
shut to keep you out.
923
01:24:01,469 --> 01:24:05,039
Locking the door
makes one a prisoner.
924
01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:08,043
Your brother is not yet born.
925
01:24:14,849 --> 01:24:18,253
Are you going to
take my picture?
926
01:24:21,122 --> 01:24:22,457
Yeah.
927
01:24:23,123 --> 01:24:25,592
Hold on one second.
928
01:24:30,597 --> 01:24:31,698
Cheese.
929
01:24:36,804 --> 01:24:40,809
Shit, this thing always jams up.
930
01:24:41,408 --> 01:24:44,445
All right, it's an antique,
but it works, okay?
931
01:24:44,478 --> 01:24:47,315
All right, let's do this again.
932
01:24:47,347 --> 01:24:50,417
No. Put it away.
933
01:24:50,451 --> 01:24:51,685
What?
934
01:24:54,622 --> 01:24:55,890
Why don't you want
your picture taken?
935
01:24:55,922 --> 01:24:57,358
Because we'll
give you something
936
01:24:57,390 --> 01:24:59,726
better to remember us by.
937
01:27:29,710 --> 01:27:32,313
Who the hell are you?
938
01:27:32,345 --> 01:27:34,014
And I tell you what
the problem is,
939
01:27:34,047 --> 01:27:35,715
it's those god damn
horror movies.
940
01:27:35,748 --> 01:27:38,318
He lays in there weeks on
end making those masks,
941
01:27:38,351 --> 01:27:39,619
those god damn masks.
942
01:27:39,653 --> 01:27:41,389
What are they good for?
943
01:27:41,421 --> 01:27:42,589
Like the devil's in there.
944
01:27:42,622 --> 01:27:45,025
I told the little son of a
bitch, you join the military.
945
01:27:45,059 --> 01:27:49,264
You need to go to
god damn church.
946
01:27:50,930 --> 01:27:52,732
What's that, camo?
947
01:27:52,765 --> 01:27:54,301
Yeah, that's camo.
948
01:27:54,335 --> 01:27:55,270
You in the military?
949
01:27:55,302 --> 01:28:00,507
Yeah, a long time
ago I was in the shit.
950
01:28:00,541 --> 01:28:01,641
You a religious man?
951
01:28:01,675 --> 01:28:03,411
Yeah, kinda.
952
01:28:03,444 --> 01:28:07,649
I listened to the Bible
for five minutes on CD.
953
01:28:09,082 --> 01:28:11,051
James Earl Jones read it.
954
01:28:12,685 --> 01:28:15,055
That's Darth Vader.
955
01:28:15,088 --> 01:28:19,460
The voice, not the
guy in the suit.
956
01:28:19,493 --> 01:28:22,763
You go on in there,
you got five minutes.
957
01:28:22,796 --> 01:28:25,833
Get it done, get the fuck out.
958
01:29:15,748 --> 01:29:16,951
What?
959
01:29:18,452 --> 01:29:20,355
This is ridiculous.
960
01:29:26,159 --> 01:29:28,595
Why are you fuckers scary?
961
01:29:28,628 --> 01:29:30,364
Okay, you know...
962
01:29:53,686 --> 01:29:56,123
Is this seat taken?
963
01:30:08,068 --> 01:30:10,003
Sorry.
964
01:30:10,037 --> 01:30:11,905
Broke it, I think.
965
01:30:11,939 --> 01:30:13,941
I don't know, is she
supposed to do that?
966
01:30:42,668 --> 01:30:47,073
I dig your masks,
they're really good, man.
967
01:30:48,542 --> 01:30:50,010
I like the one you
got going on here,
968
01:30:50,042 --> 01:30:53,680
it looks like Cyrano de
Bergerac meets Rocketeer.
969
01:30:53,713 --> 01:30:57,684
It was funny, my dad
let me watch The Exorcist
970
01:30:57,717 --> 01:31:01,087
in third grade but he would
never let me touch Robocop.
971
01:31:01,121 --> 01:31:04,792
"It's too violent,
you can't watch that shit."
972
01:31:04,824 --> 01:31:06,493
Guess they wanted to
teach me something
973
01:31:06,527 --> 01:31:10,030
or scare the shit out of me
but it didn't really work.
974
01:31:41,627 --> 01:31:46,766
The only way to give
light is to burn, Richard.
975
01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:49,904
And you will burn.
976
01:33:27,400 --> 01:33:29,002
Come on, man.
977
01:33:29,735 --> 01:33:30,738
Just pick up.
978
01:33:39,945 --> 01:33:43,250
Hey, hey!
Hey man, how you doing?
979
01:33:44,417 --> 01:33:45,652
Yeah?
980
01:33:49,422 --> 01:33:51,724
Yeah, it's all good, man.
981
01:33:51,757 --> 01:33:54,127
It's good. Me?
982
01:33:54,161 --> 01:33:59,166
Me?
You know... I've been...
983
01:34:02,735 --> 01:34:06,006
Fuck it. Me?
984
01:34:06,038 --> 01:34:12,179
That was nothing.
That was just nothing, okay?
985
01:34:12,212 --> 01:34:16,217
Look, you're probably
wondering why I'm calling...
986
01:34:16,783 --> 01:34:19,654
Because I'm just wondering...
987
01:34:21,354 --> 01:34:23,356
Do you have any jobs available?
988
01:34:25,192 --> 01:34:30,831
Anything at all, like...
any time soon?
989
01:34:36,203 --> 01:34:42,843
Yeah, I mean, dude,
it doesn't need to
990
01:34:42,876 --> 01:34:45,813
an exorcism or anything,
none of that crap,
991
01:34:45,845 --> 01:34:51,451
I can... if your office needs
painting or marketing
992
01:34:51,484 --> 01:34:55,922
I'm one hell of a fucking writer,
man. One hell of a fucking writer.
993
01:34:55,956 --> 01:34:58,726
Just broke, man. All I got to
my name is just cough syrup.
994
01:34:58,759 --> 01:35:02,996
I'm broke, I guess I put
myself out of business.
995
01:35:03,963 --> 01:35:05,466
I gotta pay my bills too.
996
01:35:05,498 --> 01:35:07,934
Hurts good, hurts bad.
Yeah! Really bad.
997
01:35:07,967 --> 01:35:10,336
Okay.
Are we out of business?
998
01:35:10,369 --> 01:35:14,274
You gotta promise me,
man, if anything comes up,
999
01:35:14,306 --> 01:35:17,110
I'll be the first
to know, right?
1000
01:35:18,845 --> 01:35:19,980
Yeah.
1001
01:35:23,315 --> 01:35:25,318
Okay, yeah.
1002
01:35:29,456 --> 01:35:30,391
Thanks.
1003
01:36:11,463 --> 01:36:14,434
Fuck, this machine
isn't fucking working!
1004
01:36:17,103 --> 01:36:18,271
Welcome back.
1005
01:36:18,305 --> 01:36:20,541
Thanks, it's awful to be back.
1006
01:36:20,573 --> 01:36:23,442
Can I please have a beer?
1007
01:36:23,475 --> 01:36:26,846
Yeah, I can get you a beer.
Your tab is covered.
1008
01:36:26,880 --> 01:36:27,681
What?
1009
01:36:27,713 --> 01:36:30,384
Yeah, just covered
your tab for ya.
1010
01:36:31,952 --> 01:36:33,420
No shit?
1011
01:36:34,988 --> 01:36:37,958
Fuck yeah, the usual?
1012
01:36:45,399 --> 01:36:48,302
So, even if you
swam in raw sewage
1013
01:36:48,335 --> 01:36:50,404
I'd fuck the shit out you.
1014
01:37:06,353 --> 01:37:09,623
They just supplied the
color for the plastics,
1015
01:37:09,655 --> 01:37:13,260
they didn't make the sports
products or anything.
1016
01:37:13,292 --> 01:37:16,229
So what do you do?
1017
01:37:17,631 --> 01:37:18,833
Guess.
1018
01:37:19,899 --> 01:37:24,037
Judging by your eyes,
you're not a lazy fellow.
1019
01:37:25,271 --> 01:37:27,975
I've got it, a writer.
1020
01:37:28,007 --> 01:37:30,476
And a shitty one at that.
1021
01:37:30,510 --> 01:37:33,046
I used to tinker
with writing from
1022
01:37:33,078 --> 01:37:36,082
time to time as a hobby.
1023
01:37:36,115 --> 01:37:40,988
You're... I give up,
what the hell are you?
1024
01:37:50,229 --> 01:37:53,966
I'm into therapy.
Healin'.
1025
01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:56,436
So you're into medicine?
1026
01:37:58,104 --> 01:37:59,640
Yeah, kinda.
1027
01:38:00,340 --> 01:38:02,409
I'm a rare item.
1028
01:38:02,442 --> 01:38:04,211
I don't have a
pot to piss in and
1029
01:38:04,243 --> 01:38:07,046
I don't really enjoy my job.
1030
01:38:07,079 --> 01:38:10,650
Thought I did for
a little bit but,
1031
01:38:10,684 --> 01:38:13,887
I guess I really don't
have to live this way.
1032
01:38:15,988 --> 01:38:17,557
But I choose to.
1033
01:38:19,559 --> 01:38:23,463
So what do you do?
1034
01:38:23,496 --> 01:38:26,567
I heal, therefore, I drink.
1035
01:38:28,435 --> 01:38:31,571
So are you Jesus or something?
1036
01:38:31,604 --> 01:38:35,208
No, no, I'm not white enough.
1037
01:38:37,377 --> 01:38:38,379
No, I'm...
1038
01:38:45,284 --> 01:38:47,119
What's going on?
1039
01:38:47,153 --> 01:38:48,288
Not much.
1040
01:38:48,320 --> 01:38:49,355
-I got an idea.
-What's that?
1041
01:38:49,389 --> 01:38:51,692
Why don't we swap numbers
then swap some spit?
1042
01:38:51,725 --> 01:38:53,961
What do you think about that?
1043
01:38:53,993 --> 01:38:54,694
Be all right?
1044
01:38:54,728 --> 01:38:56,029
I like it.
1045
01:38:56,061 --> 01:38:58,164
Good. Right.
1046
01:38:58,198 --> 01:38:59,666
Hey, bartender.
1047
01:38:59,698 --> 01:39:02,234
Silver Foam, Boysenberry IPA.
1048
01:39:02,268 --> 01:39:08,274
Simply a Burgess choice
there, Burgess Belle.
1049
01:39:08,307 --> 01:39:09,676
It's good shit, you
should try it sometime.
1050
01:39:09,708 --> 01:39:11,444
Simply a marvelous drink.
1051
01:39:11,478 --> 01:39:14,114
A simply Burgess
drink for someone
1052
01:39:14,146 --> 01:39:17,384
by the name of
Burgess fucking Belle.
1053
01:39:17,417 --> 01:39:20,487
I found out you're
just a cocksucker,
1054
01:39:20,520 --> 01:39:22,456
you're not a cocksucking priest.
1055
01:39:22,488 --> 01:39:25,091
You're just a cocksucking homo.
1056
01:39:27,426 --> 01:39:29,095
Well it's true, but,
1057
01:39:29,128 --> 01:39:34,333
only dicksuckers drink that
boysenberry skunk anus juice.
1058
01:39:34,367 --> 01:39:35,969
You can't tell
me what to drink.
1059
01:39:36,002 --> 01:39:37,826
Go fuck yourself, I can
tell you what to drink.
1060
01:39:37,827 --> 01:39:38,739
Don't tell me what to drink!
1061
01:39:38,771 --> 01:39:40,439
I'll tell you to
drink whatever the fuck
1062
01:39:40,472 --> 01:39:42,141
I want you to drink!
1063
01:39:42,175 --> 01:39:44,677
I'll drink whatever the fuck
I want! Who's paying rent?!
1064
01:39:44,711 --> 01:39:46,346
How 'bout half?!
1065
01:39:46,378 --> 01:39:49,248
That's it, faggot. Outside.
1066
01:39:49,282 --> 01:39:51,018
Giddy up!
1067
01:39:53,353 --> 01:39:56,323
Missed a spot right here,
you fucking pussy.
1068
01:39:58,824 --> 01:40:03,262
Silver Foam Boysenberry
IPA, motherfucker.
1069
01:40:40,132 --> 01:40:41,167
Hi.
1070
01:40:42,135 --> 01:40:44,304
You should see the other guy.
1071
01:40:45,704 --> 01:40:47,474
Why do you keep
following me around?
1072
01:40:47,506 --> 01:40:50,411
You don't want me, I'm gross.
1073
01:40:51,845 --> 01:40:54,248
I like gross things.
1074
01:43:06,979 --> 01:43:08,914
God damnit, Vanuk!
1075
01:43:08,948 --> 01:43:10,417
What the fuck?
1076
01:43:10,449 --> 01:43:15,555
Give me that fucking thing!
1077
01:43:27,367 --> 01:43:31,938
Now we're all in the fucking
shadows, you fucking asshole!
1078
01:43:31,970 --> 01:43:34,440
I was gonna bang that chick!
1079
01:43:34,474 --> 01:43:37,543
God damnit show yourself!
1080
01:43:37,577 --> 01:43:42,315
You come out, come
out wherever you are!
1081
01:43:42,347 --> 01:43:43,649
You fuck!
1082
01:43:43,682 --> 01:43:48,587
This is what I fought
all night to get back to!
1083
01:44:53,685 --> 01:44:56,289
Can you dig it?!
1084
01:44:56,488 --> 01:45:00,993
Can you dig it?!
1085
01:45:58,150 --> 01:45:59,853
You real?
1086
01:46:03,488 --> 01:46:04,890
Jesus Christ.
1087
01:46:06,559 --> 01:46:08,829
Well, this makes sense.
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