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(ominous music)
(dramatic music)
- Dick Strong reporting for Channel Nine News.
We're at the home of Valentina, Casa Villa's
most famous socialite.
We're gonna see what the future holds for Valentina
now that she has nowhere to live.
They've taken her cars as she leaves down the road
with exactly what she came to this city with.
Nothing.
Well, here she is now.
Valentina, Dick Strong, Channel Nine News.
- Actually, the reporters are here.
- Do you have anything you want to say to the audience?
(mumbling)
Well, you might not want to word it quite like that,
however, we'd like to know where you're going now.
- Oh, yes, I'm Valentina.
I am great actress.
Loo loo loo.
- Well, there it is, ladies and gentlemen.
Dick Strong, Channel Nine News and remember
stay strong.
(mumbles)
- Some gringo tell the story about Valentina.
I take it from here.
I met Valentina a long time ago, back in...
(uptempo flamenco music)
Columbia.
Hello, my friends.
We found our Valentina growing up
in the little town of Villa Lobos,
better known to the people that live there
as the Village (mumbles).
(uptempo flamenco music)
Valentina has taken upon herself
to raise the money for the church,
but you need to realize her dreams have gone to America
and becoming successful, rich and famous.
(uptempo flamenco music) (cheering)
Valentina visits the church (mumbling)
of her decision to go to America.
Oh, by the way, you need to understand Chicanos,
we cannot afford Chicanos for this film.
(mumbling)
(soft music)
- Mom, I have made my decision.
I'm going to America.
(speaking foreign language)
I want to succeed.
I want my (mumbles) to be so proud of me.
- God, God bless you in America baby.
- Thank you, Mom.
(soft music)
- I love you.
- I love you, too, Mom.
(soft music)
- [Narrator] Valentina's love and respect (mumbles)
and now she will say goodbye.
- [Children] Valentina!
(yelling)
(uptempo flamenco music)
The only man besides her father in her life
was her childhood friend she planned to marry.
She knew saying goodbye to him (mumbling).
(mumbling) she knows he loves her more
than life itself, however, he's been
patiently waiting for the day
they marry and be together.
(uptempo flamenco music)
He truly is a lucky fella.
It's not like (mumbles) Valentina in that way.
It's not like she didn't have a chance,
however, they didn't move in the same circle.
I love her.
I mean what I am okay.
The last night before Valentina was set to leave,
she made the second biggest decision of her life.
If only he would wait for her.
Romantic, no?
(somber music)
Valentina with others visited her father's grave
to talk to him, seek guidance.
She truly believes he hears her.
He is always with her spirit.
(speaking foreign language)
(soft jazzy music)
♫ They say you only die once
♫ Die once
♫ But we live for we die for we live for forever
♫ They say you only die once
♫ Die once
♫ But we live for it we live for it
♫ We live for it forever
(uptempo techno music)
♫ I met you at the high dive
♫ Where we (mumbling)
- [Valentina] Oh my gosh!
This is my hotel on ocean.
I'm so excited.
Hi.
- Hello.
- [Valentina] A room for tonight please (mumbling).
- Thank you and thank you.
- [Valentina] They throw me out of the hotel.
My credit card doesn't work
and now they throw my luggage in the trash.
(melancholy music)
(whimpering)
- Oh my friends.
Valentina just fell down.
She's by herself.
She's on the beach with all her stuff.
She has nowhere to go.
No one to take care of her.
You think she's gonna make it?
See you, see you around.
(melancholy music)
(chuckling)
- Now I know what I have to do.
Everybody's gonna pay.
Yes, yes!
(uptempo pop music)
♫ (mumbling)
♫ Bow and arrow stuck on stupid yeah
♫ Got my mind on ya
♫ 'Cause the old man was late
♫ Get you were sleeping
♫ But the distance I had no reason
♫ All alone
♫ But I'm hesitating
♫ Yeah yeah calling you
♫ Texting you
♫ Crazy I know
I know what I have to do.
I know.
Loo loo loo.
♫ (mumbling)
♫ Stand off like a renegade
♫ I'll blast if you run away
♫ Won't fall for your silly game
♫ Like a renegade like a renegade
♫ Stand off like a renegade
♫ I dare you to walk away
♫ Won't stand for your dirty games
♫ Like a renegade like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade like a renegade
Yes!
Loo loo loo.
♫ Tell you no lie
♫ Not one of your groupies
♫ Girl on the side
♫ Yeah yeah stalking you chasing you
♫ Crazy I know
♫ Without you here
♫ Rebel no cause
(sexy music)
Hi.
- Can I help you ma'am?
- Yes.
I'm here for a part.
- Please take a seat with the others.
- Sit with others?
There's no others, there's just me.
Valentina.
- I appreciate that, ma'am.
Please take a copy of the script.
Sit down with the others.
We'll call you to read your lines.
- I don't read.
I act.
I'm Valentina.
Loo loo loo.
(uptempo beat music)
- [Rosie Vajayjay] WTF.
We're on in 30 seconds.
What is this?
What is this?
- I'm ready to report.
Alright, we're ready.
(dramatic music)
This is Dick Strong, Channel Nine News,
with a special report, Eye On Valentina.
When we originally brought you the story Bad Actress,
the story we thought was just beginning.
We thought it was basically a bleed and lead story,
but we found out later it was so much more.
There was a human interest aspect to this story
that was completely missed.
You know, not only was Valentina evicted
from her mansion with no where to go
after (mumbling) went after Florida's
most wealthy businessmen only to have him disappear
and have her left completely abandoned and alone
and she was coming, going into America
with exactly what she came here with, nothing.
Now, as this special report continues,
you're gonna find out that with a Bad Actress,
like the news, not everything is as it appears.
Dick Strong, special report, Eye On Valentina.
- [Rosie Vajayjay] And cut.
How you doing'?
You staying strong Dick?
- Rosie Vajayjay, how's it goin'?
- Boy, it's going great.
Listen, you gotta wipe your nose.
You got a whitewall, I mean,
you got snot running down your nose.
I mean, what the hell?
Snap out of it.
- Alright, I'm on now.
♫ Drive me mad
♫ You're the only woman
♫ I wish I ever had
♫ Alright now
(mumbling)
- Loo loo loo.
♫ Whoo whoo
♫ Got to make you my woman
♫ 'Cause I need you so bad whoo
Hi, I want a drink for free.
- Honey, the only thing free at this bar is water.
- Well, I'll have water.
- Well, happy Sunday.
What brings you here, Princess?
- I have no money and no place to go so,
I asked her for a free drink.
- Yeah, I know what you mean.
- You do?
- Well, don't forget.
It's only temporary.
- Excuse me, what is that?
- Well, someone tried to poison me before,
so since then I get (mumbles) off of my drink.
- Oh, can I have one?
- Thank you.
(chattering)
- Hello.
You're that Bad Actress lady from the T.V.
I'm Jean-Pierre.
- Jean-Pierre like France?
- Oui.
- Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui.
- I run the Win a Part in a Movie Contest.
- [Valentina] Movie?
- And the winner shall win a million dollar check.
- Million dollars!
- That is, if she is the best actress.
Here's my card.
You should enter.
- Yes, yes.
Loo loo loo.
- You know, you might not be such a Bad Actress after all.
You get more T.V. coverage than the Kardashians.
- [Narrator] Where's there's fire,
there's Valentina bringing down a bar and oh my God!
Here comes that idiot Dick Strong.
(mumbling)
- Dick Strong, Channel Nine News.
Valentina has claimed her first victim
since her eviction, burning down a local establishment.
We'll keep you up to date as this saga continues,
however, do you think the fire department
will ever show up?
(alarm beeping)
- [Woman] Dick, we are still live.
- Whatever.
(dramatic music)
And we're back now.
It appears that as the movie and saga continues
of the story of Valentina, that the intricacies
get deeper with the character, and what we've
finally found out is the Bad Actress
came to America not for her own interest,
but to help others and to save others
and she ended up doing that.
You know, most of you will see
that she entered the contest,
the Win a Part in a Movie Contest
where the best actress wins a million dollars,
but we didn't know if she would be the winner
or who would be the winner, but as the story
went on, it started to work out for her
because the end of the story
is right up after these commercial messages.
- [Rosie Vajayjay] We're cut.
Good Dick, you're pretty on fire.
- Thanks so much.
- [Rosie Vajayjay] It's so great,
you're actually a good reporter.
- Thank you so much.
My dick is gettin' strong!
- It's strong, very strong!
- Alright, good, we're ready for the next take.
Ready?
(soft music)
(singing in foreign language)
- [Valentina] Hi.
- Hi, how are you?
- Good.
I want a mojito.
- Absolutely.
- [Valentina] Thank you.
- [Barmaid] Give me one moment.
Alright, here we go.
- I need to put this in my drink because
what if someone were to poison Valentina, hmm?
- I can put that on there for you, no problem.
- Yes, good.
- There you are.
Enjoy.
- Loo loo loo.
(chuckling)
(calypso music)
Hi.
- Hi, how can I help you?
- Well, I need an outfit for jungle.
- [Clerk] Okay.
- Can I have that one?
Hi.
Can I have the boots?
Loo loo loo.
- Wait a minute, you didn't pay me!
Oh, crazy!
- Valentina thinks she's going back in the jungle,
but my friends, things aren't what they seem.
The burning sea sand then found its way to darkness
and the lovely Valentina, darkness isn't a friend.
They are afraid to watch what happens next.
(uptempo beat music)
- Hi.
How are you?
I need you, just, I was near the boat
and I was trying to get to the town hall
and so they left me behind,
seems like everybody's gone, (mumbling).
Hey!
Are you paying attention to me?
I just said hi.
So, (mumbles) and so I was telling you that
(mumbling)
(speaking foreign language)
(mumbling)
(ominous music)
Everybody's gone!
I'm here by myself in jungle.
Oh my gosh.
(mysterious music)
(mumbling) private stage!
- Oh, what are you doing here?
- Here?
This is my island.
- You missed the boat.
- The boat!
- Oh, what is your name?
- I am Valentina, Bad Actress.
Loo loo loo!
- Oh, I gotta get security.
Hello?
Security?
Yes, I have Miss Valentina loo loo loo, Bad Actress.
Oh!
♫ Oh Mrs. Ho Jangles Mrs. Ho Jangles
♫ Mrs. Ho Jangles
- [Jean-Pierre] The channel nine?
- Yes.
- The Dick, Dick Strong?
He does not put my Bad Actress on the T.V. anymore.
How can I find my Bad Actress
so I can put her in a Win a Part in a Movie Contest?
WTF, Channel Nine.
- Darling, I know you.
You're that win a part movie producer.
I want to be a movie star.
- Go away, you irritating Romanian.
- Ah, you're dead.
- Find me my Bad Actress.
(uptempo beat music)
♫ This one car this one third
♫ I've always missed
♫ No just don't let it go
♫ I started to find but now I'm losing so
- Hi, I would like to rent a red car.
- Oh, great, just fill these out and we'll be all set.
- [Man] Martin, come now.
I said now.
Come in.
Martin, come in now.
- Okay, ma'am...
(knocking)
- Hi.
- What are you...
- I'm driving a red car.
You gave me the key.
- That's the wrong car.
It's that one.
- What's the difference?
Both are red, loo loo loo.
(tires squealing)
- [Narrator] Valentina is in her new stolen Ferrari
and heads out on the town with credit cards
that someone left in the car.
She's slaps deny in the face,
takes what she can, when she can.
Now, getting free isn't enough.
What has America done to our lovely Valentina
to drive her to extreme.
- I'm not gonna pay for this.
My food has a cricket, oh my gosh!
(mumbling) help me please.
- Yes, ma'am?
- Can you see there's a cricket in my food.
- I'd be happy to bring you another one if you like.
- No, no, no.
I want ten meals for free.
I'm Valentina, loo loo loo.
(dramatic music)
- And we're back now from that special introductory
break that used to be called commercials,
but as this story goes on, the Bad Actress
is anything but what you thought.
After being evicted from her mansion,
she burnt down a local establishment
only to patronize different restaurants,
put crickets in their food, ten meals for free
and different antics all over town
and the Bad Actress ended up
getting more coverage than the Kardashians,
but like I said earlier, there was
a bigger story underneath and the story
was completely different than what we thought
because the truth is, Bad Actress came
to America for a completely different reason.
The reason is about to be untold
right after these commercial messages.
- [Rosie Vajayjay] And cut.
That was great, Dick.
- I'm doing better, huh?
- Yeah, you're a rock star, a crap rock star, that is.
- Thanks so much.
Alright.
(techno music)
- [Man] Would you like a cocktail?
- Hey, would you like to make that a double?
(techno music)
- Hi.
- Hi.
- What's your name?
- Canto, what's yours?
- Valentina.
- Valentina.
- What you do?
- I have oil rigs in Mexico.
- Really?
- Yes.
- Well, we should go out.
As soon as I saw you, I knew you were the one for me.
- Really?
♫ Welcome to the Mardi Gras Casino
(cheering)
♫ You don't have to worry 'bout nothing
♫ Every little bit is free
- Hi.
- [Blonde Woman] Hi, may I help you?
- Can I get all these for free?
- Well, no.
- Loo loo loo.
- Oh, oh alright then.
- What's wrong with the machines, man?
(chattering)
(machines beeping) (cheering)
- Hello, my friends.
We find our Valentina figuring things out.
She realized that she didn't lose anything
and gained everything.
Happens this isn't about money.
It's about friends.
Tata.
- Valentina?
Is that you?
Wow, I can't believe it's you!
The beautiful Valentina from (mumbles)
in my beautiful Columbia.
It's so nice to see you.
I really can't believe it's you here in America.
So, tell me, what are you doing here?
- I lost everything.
I lost my family.
I lost my brothers, friends and I lost my cars.
(mumbling)
- Oh!
(uptempo beat music)
- Would you like a drink?
I recognize you.
You're the Bad Actress girl I saw on the news.
The one who wants everything for free.
Now, you're at the Mardi Gras Casino
where everything's free for everyone.
- Loo loo loo.
- Guess the joke's on you, Bad Actress.
- Welcome to the high limit area, ma'am.
Would you care to play?
- I used to be a high roller, but not any more.
- Don't you worry little lady.
All you have to do is get lucky once,
and everything will come back to you.
- That's right.
Loo loo loo.
(games beeping)
(chattering)
I wish you good luck, honey.
Loo loo loo.
- Yay!
Whoo hoo hoo!
(playful music)
- Hi.
I would like to order water but for free.
(playful music)
- Hi.
What's your name?
- I'm Bad Actress loo loo loo!
(chuckling)
- You're funny.
Who are you here with?
- I'm by myself.
I have no one but me.
- Aw.
Well, guess what?
You're here with me, now, tonight and you know what?
You are super bad and I'm gonna tell you,
I'm gonna go and do, like, one more show
and then after that, maybe we can go out.
We can go out and have fun, alright?
- Ooh, yes, yes.
- Yeah?
Okay, good.
- I'll watch you, I'll go.
- Okay, I'll be right back.
You be here, I'll be right back.
Stay right here.
♫ Round and around we go
♫ And around and around we go
♫ And around and around we go
♫ Everything you think you'll be
♫ (mumbling)
♫ Yeah, you're my brother
♫ I don't see no red light
♫ I don't only wear it
♫ I can wear most anything
♫ And mama said that
♫ Why you sit and worry
♫ Why don't you play a player
♫ Lift your hands up and say it
♫ I see to myself, yes
♫ Fight back which your super bad
♫ You ain't gotta like it
♫ But I see myself yeah
♫ Blessed strong white black super bad
♫ Yeah
♫ Run it down
♫ Down down down down down we go
♫ Ain't nothing you (mumbling)
♫ Everything you think you need
♫ Is 110 years old
♫ Ain't nothing you (mumbling)
♫ I'm saying I'm bad girl
♫ I don't know Jesus
♫ 'cause I'm breaking it down yeah
♫ Well well well
♫ They ain't gonna like it 'cause I'm new age girl
(techno music)
(playful music)
(mumbling)
- Valentina's park!
Now I have a place to stay.
Loo loo loo.
(melancholy music)
- Valentina sleeps while the Miami night life roars.
All the stars in the heavens watch over us
while lights roam streets and skyscrapers
dancing in unison with the clouds
until dawn to come back and steal the day.
(melancholy music)
(playful music)
My dear friends, hello, here reporting live
from a park in (mumbling) where Valentina
is about to take a nap.
Who would think about her?
After she had it all, she has nowhere to go,
no one to talk to.
After she have everything, she has nothing
to the point she has slept in a park.
I'm gonna keep you posted of those whereabouts
and what happened to her.
She needs help.
I can see that.
(playful music)
- Excuse me, miss.
Excuse me, miss.
Excuse me, miss.
You can't sleep here.
This is a county park.
You're gonna have to leave.
- Leave?
Where?
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Aren't you that loo loo lady?
- Loo loo loo lady?
No!
(mumbling)
- My dear friends, we're getting closer.
Keep you posted.
Hello, my friends.
Valentina finds herself almost arrested
and a hot mess and it looks like it's time for some help.
Danny knows the way.
- Hi.
- How can I help you?
- Well, as you can see, I have a problem.
I don't like this, so maybe Danny Jelaca can help me.
(dramatic piano music)
(phone ringing)
- Hello?
- Danny?
- Well, if there's a problem at the desk,
why can't you handle it?
What am I paying you for?
- No, you need to come down and see this.
- Okay, I'll be right down.
(techno music)
- I love it, I love it!
Oh my gosh.
- Honey, you are movie star good.
(techno music)
(mumbling)
- That'll be $350 please.
- Wait a minute, but I will not pay.
Like, I get everything for free.
Like, meals for free.
- [Receptionist] Danny to the front, please.
- What seems to be the problem?
- Well, there is no problem since I always get
everything for free, so, I was thinking
maybe we can trade and (mumbling).
- You, I recognize you.
I know you, you're that Bad Actress.
- Well, yes and (mumbling).
- Okay.
(bell dings)
But I think I'll drive.
- [Valentina] Oh, yes, yes, yes.
- Danny's going to a party?
Doesn't he have a migraine?
- No, girl, Danny doesn't have a migraine.
He just has a hangover.
- How do you know?
- Because he's gay and he lives on South Beach, duh!
(techno music)
- [Narrator] Now we see Valentina has found a boutique
so she can look her best.
To be the best, they're just not her style for free.
- Can I help you?
- Love it!
(techno music)
- May I help you, miss?
- I'm Valentina.
I'm Bad Actress and I want 20% discount.
- These are $129, miss, and it's not damaged.
How can I give you a 20% discount?
- [Valentina] Is that?
- No, it's not damaged.
How can I give you the 20% off?
- Now, it's damaged.
(gasps)
(speaking foreign language)
Loo loo loo.
(speaking foreign language)
(mellow music)
(singing in foreign language)
Go, go, baby, go free.
Run tonight.
(singing in foreign language)
That was amazing and I love your shoes.
- Do you like them?
- Yeah.
- I love yours, too.
- And are you gonna sing again?
- No, not tonight, but you know what?
My friend is gonna sing in just a couple of seconds.
Do you mind?
Do you mind if I go see him?
Okay, okay, I'm gonna come back, alright?
Alright, I'll talk to ya later.
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
- Oh, yes.
Cheers.
(soft music)
- Hello.
- Hi.
- I couldn't help but admire you.
I mean, I don't do this often, but you look
so precious sitting here by yourself.
- I don't understand, precious?
- Where you from?
- Columbia.
- Oh, nice.
Well, what I meant was, you're so beautiful.
- Aw, thank you.
- Is there anyone sitting here?
- No.
- May I?
- Okay, sure.
- Are you an actress, model?
- No, but that's what I want to do.
- What's your name?
- Valentina.
- Oh, hi, I'm Skip.
I actually know a few people in the show biz.
- You do?
- I do.
(techno music)
(laughing)
- You know, Skip, I feel so blessed in this country,
and meeting you, make me feel so wonderful.
- I feel the same way.
The same way.
- I feel the same way as you.
You know that.
I can't wait to see you.
Yes.
- You okay?
- You know, baby, I came to America looking for love.
- Well, you found it.
Will you marry me?
(gasps)
- Loo loo loo.
Yes.
(church bells tolling)
- Dearly beloved.
We are gathered here today to bring this lovely woman,
Valentina, and this man, Skippy...
- [Skip] Skip, my name is Skip.
- What?
I can't hear you.
- His name is Skip.
- Skip?
How can that be name for grown man?
In holy matrimony.
If there's anybody here who feels this wedding
should not take place, let them speak now
or forever hold their peace.
All rise.
All rise.
- Hello, my friends.
Finally Valentina gets her prince
that she's been waiting for her whole life.
Let's see what happen.
- Eh, there's something you should see
over here on the floor.
Over this way.
Well now, you two, shut up and empty your pockets!
- This has got to be a joke.
- No joke hee hee hee.
- So you rob us?
- Yes, that's what I'm doing
and you have the ring, I believe?
I'd like the ring, please.
- I can't believe this.
- Thank you very much.
- I hope God punish you for this!
- Yeah, maybe just a little.
(buzzing)
- Aaron, how are you?
I'm just watching T.V.
Thank you, but I told you, I cannot go to Paris with you.
Because I still love my husband
and when Valentina loves, she loves forever.
Yes, that's so sweet.
I know.
What do you mean?
They did?
Oh, whatever.
Bye.
(buzzing)
Aaron, I told you.
Hotel?
Again?
Evicted?
Me?
No!
Oh my gosh, no, not again.
What I'm gonna do?
(heels clacking)
Skip, where are you going?
You hardly stay home any more!
- I told you.
I have a work issue.
- Issues every night?
- This is so stupid.
I don't wanna argue.
- Excuse me?
Are you seeing another woman?
- No.
How could you ask me that?
- I don't know if I believe you.
Maybe I should go.
I'm not gonna stay with someone
who doesn't even pay attention to me anymore.
- I do.
Baby, please.
You know there's no one else.
Don't you believe me?
I love you, but I gotta go.
- You piece of crap.
You cheat on me.
I knew it and you think he was real.
I hate you.
I hate you.
Since why she tried to poison me in jungle.
I knew it.
I hate you.
(thudding)
I had a nightmare.
(dramatic music)
- Alright, we're back now from these commercial messages.
Now, when I first met Valentina, you know,
I was totally a mess but you know,
I found out through this story
that I started to get better.
I was falling apart in the beginning but as the story
went on, I got so much better at my reporting.
I started to become a professional because I found out
that the Bad Actress, it wasn't about her,
it was all about others.
She seemed like she was only in it for herself,
to help herself, but she was always there
to help others and what we found out is
that with the Bad Actress, she was coming to America
to bring something great back to where you came from
because you gotta realize, she came from
a small village in South America and it wasn't easy
and as things went on, it really started
to work out because Bad Actress, you get it.
She, I'll tell you right after these commercial messages.
- [Rosie Vajayjay] And cut.
You might actually get laid tonight.
- Thanks, I need some action.
- [Rosie Vajayjay] Yeah.
- Okay, good, I think we're
bringing it on, now, right Rosie?
Gimme some of that Vajayjay.
Okay, here we go baby.
(uptempo beat music)
- Please, please, no pictures, stop flashing.
- [Man] Jean-Pierre, Access Tonight.
We really wanna know who you chose
to actually win the million dollars
for your Win a Part in a Movie Contest.
- Please, please, I have no comment.
You'll all know in due time.
Everybody wants to know who will be
Jean-Pierre's next big star.
Associated Press, Entertainment Tonight,
Access, TMZ, Deco Drive, everybody,
so please, do not ask me again
but don't worry, you will all know in due time.
(uptempo music)
Hi Zoe.
I was wondering if the Bad Actress has come by
to enter in the Win a Part in a Movie Contest?
I have not heard from her, and I'm trying to track her down.
- Bad what?
- Bad actress.
Don't you have the news?
Don't you have the hearing?
Don't you have the problem?
But of course you do, you're American.
Say it, Bad Actress.
- Listen, Pepe LePew, I don't know
what your problem is, but no Bad Actress came in.
- Track her down, vamoose.
- Yeah, I'll totally track her down.
Bad actress is just so dumb.
(uptempo music)
- Valentina needs shoes.
My husband, Skip, used to buy me shoes.
- (mumbling) to Skip?
- No, he skipped town.
- Oh, let's go shopping.
- That'll be $3,000.
- Okay.
Tree.
Sand
dollars.
(beat music)
- [Narrator] Valentina has been dreaming of
movie premieres, red carpets,
crowds of adoring fans her whole life.
Now it looks that dream has finally come true.
(beat music)
- Have a main role, however, this is my movie, too,
because you guys, you are my people
and I love you all and I love The Movie Studio
so thank you for the opportunity
that you have given me and congratulations
about your movies.
- Your movies.
(laughing)
Okay, I wanna ask you one more thing.
Being the actress playing such a strong role,
what obstacles did you encounter
getting into character?
- God, it's so easy for me to do what I do, really,
and I enjoy so much because it's in my blood
and my body and my head and my heart
so I would say that I enjoy so much
that I do not feel that I'm working.
It's just that it's so fun and so nice,
and I really appreciate everybody out there
that watch our movies and my English
is a little bit...
- [Interviewer] It's beautiful.
- Not that good, I feel so bad.
You know that I just came back from Cannes Festival
in Nice in France and we had a wonderful time there
doing a red carpet for our movie,
so I'm very excited about this year.
Before this year and I think we have to celebrate
with God especially, with energy and with everybody
at The Movie Studio, so thank you so much.
(uptempo beat music)
(dramatic music)
- Alright, we're back from these commercial messages.
Now, we're finding out that the Bad Actress,
as I told you, had a surprise in store,
and the surprise is this.
She wasn't really a Bad Actress.
She was the best actress.
You're right, she won the Best Actress award,
the million dollar check and you know what
she did with that, ladies and gentlemen?
It wasn't for her.
She didn't even keep the money.
She brought it back to South America
and she gave it to the Columbian School
of Homeless Girls, that's right.
After all her suffering, after all her tragedy,
she got better by giving it all away.
(cheering)
(dramatic music)
Dick Strong, Channel Nine News reporting.
Eye on Valentina, special report.
As you've seen earlier in this segment
this evening, this is a human interest story,
not just a special event story.
It's not if it bleeds, it leads.
The story Bad Actress is so much more,
because in the end, the Bad Actress
didn't just change so many lives,
she changed my life, as well.
She taught me I could be a better man,
that if you love and care about others,
you can make a difference in this world,
because the thing with the Bad Actress,
it made her the best actress and she taught us
the most one important thing in life
is not what you have, it's who you are
and if who are gives to others more than what
you get in return, that message could change the world
one person at a time and you probably
wanted to know what happened to Valentina.
The answer is you don't have to worry.
You don't have to worry ever again
because if she could save my life
(mumbling) saving other lives now, too
and in the end, that's the most important thing
so this is Dick Strong, Channel Nine News, WTF.
Remember, stay strong, stay Dick Strong
and have a good evening.
- [Rosie Vajayjay] And cut.
That's a WTF wrap.
(uptempo music)
- [Man] I got the boom in the shot, girl.
Should I put it down and up?
(disco music)
(cheering)
- Yeah.
(mumbling)
- [Man] Calm down, calm down, it's fine.
Still rolling.
- You know that I'm afraid.
- [Man] Don't worry.
(disco music)
Cut.
Action.
(disco music)
- An actress, now I am Valentina.
(bleeping)
- Sorry, cut.
Alright.
(mumbling)
♫ Thought I was Cupid
♫ (mumbling) brought in a crew, man
♫ Bow and arrow stop being stupid
♫ Yeah got my mind on ya
♫ (mumbling) in case you were sleeping
♫ Felt the distance
♫ But had no reason
♫ All alone but I'm hesitating
♫ Yeah yeah
♫ Calling you texting you
♫ Crazy
♫ (mumbling)
♫ Rebel no cause
♫ Just what
♫ Stand off like a renegade
♫ I'll blast if you run away
♫ Won't fall for your silly games
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Stand off like a renegade
♫ I dare you to walk away
♫ Won't stand for your dirty games
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Truth is won dead or alive
♫ Ask me no questions
♫ I'll tell you no lie
♫ Not one of your groupies
♫ A girl on the side
♫ Yeah yeah
♫ Stalking you chasing you
♫ Crazy
♫ (mumbling)
♫ Rebel no cause
♫ Just what you need
♫ Stand off like a renegade
♫ I dare you to walk away
♫ Won't stand for your dirty games
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade
♫ You can give me back my heart
♫ And everything I gave you
♫ Shoulda known from the start
♫ That you would never be true
♫ I can do so much better
♫ Without you next to me
♫ Must've thought I would die
♫ If you leave
♫ Cast off like a renegade
♫ I dare you to walk away
♫ Won't stand for your dirty games
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Cast off like a renegade
♫ I dare you to walk away
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Won't stand for your dirty games
♫ Like a renegade
♫ Like a renegade
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