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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:43,046 --> 00:02:44,718 Hi. 2 00:02:44,806 --> 00:02:47,400 - Just these? - Yeah. 3 00:02:49,006 --> 00:02:52,007 Uh... can I make a suggestion? 4 00:02:53,886 --> 00:02:59,006 I thought this looked like it had amazing potential too, but it is actually really bad. 5 00:02:59,086 --> 00:03:02,840 It's, like, two definitely underage European girls 6 00:03:02,926 --> 00:03:06,043 hitchhiking through the most unattractive shots of Germany, 7 00:03:06,126 --> 00:03:09,960 greasy fat guys, like, basically, raping them. 8 00:03:10,046 --> 00:03:12,685 I-I-I-It's a turn-off. 9 00:03:12,766 --> 00:03:16,645 We should probably move it to a different section - like "bad". 10 00:03:16,726 --> 00:03:18,284 Um... 11 00:03:21,646 --> 00:03:25,685 - Do you wanna pick out something else? - No, thanks. 12 00:03:25,766 --> 00:03:29,122 - Are you sure? We're open till midnight. - Just these. 13 00:03:29,886 --> 00:03:32,605 Just these three, then? 14 00:03:35,886 --> 00:03:37,035 OK. 15 00:03:37,126 --> 00:03:39,515 - Will you, uh? - Yeah. 16 00:03:53,126 --> 00:03:55,435 How're you doing? 17 00:03:57,806 --> 00:03:59,762 Great. 18 00:04:05,046 --> 00:04:07,844 OK. Get that. 19 00:04:09,726 --> 00:04:12,115 Two seconds. 20 00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:22,924 Due back Friday before midnight. 21 00:04:27,526 --> 00:04:29,482 Dude. 22 00:04:29,566 --> 00:04:31,716 You can't talk to the porn customers 23 00:04:31,806 --> 00:04:37,756 the same way you talk to the ones who are renting Truffaut for the 12th time. 24 00:04:37,846 --> 00:04:42,203 - That was an incredibly odd exchange. - Thanks, dude. 25 00:04:42,286 --> 00:04:45,835 I think it's cool. Now we know she's not mute. 26 00:05:03,726 --> 00:05:07,799 - We're in a new period of time. - McDonald's on every corner in Poland. 27 00:05:07,886 --> 00:05:10,116 - Right, dude? - Yep. 28 00:05:10,206 --> 00:05:14,165 Think we're free cos we can choose between a latte or a mocha in Starbucks? 29 00:05:14,246 --> 00:05:19,445 - That's not freedom, man. - Bad situation. Bad situation. 30 00:05:19,526 --> 00:05:22,279 History's cyclical. It's all gonna come back around. 31 00:05:22,366 --> 00:05:27,156 - Bullshit! We're all fucked. - You guys been watching Charlie Rose? 32 00:05:27,246 --> 00:05:29,999 We are changing what it means to be human. 33 00:05:30,086 --> 00:05:34,921 Oh, come on. I mean, we've always been changing what it means to be human. 34 00:05:35,006 --> 00:05:39,318 The pendulum has to swing all the way to the extreme before it swings back again. 35 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:44,526 Pendulum? What are you talking about? I'm talking about the end of the world. 36 00:05:50,606 --> 00:05:53,200 - Good night. - Later, dude. 37 00:09:08,606 --> 00:09:10,961 - Hello? - Uh... 38 00:09:11,046 --> 00:09:13,435 - Delivery. - What? 39 00:09:14,686 --> 00:09:17,120 UPS. 40 00:09:17,206 --> 00:09:19,879 One moment. 41 00:10:03,966 --> 00:10:05,922 Hi. 42 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:09,043 - Don't I know you from the video store? - I was there yesterday. 43 00:10:09,126 --> 00:10:11,686 Yeah, yeah! 44 00:10:11,766 --> 00:10:14,155 Hey, uh, maybe we could... Oh! 45 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,721 ...uh, just get a coffee or something? 46 00:10:18,806 --> 00:10:21,684 Just as friends or film buffs? 47 00:10:32,526 --> 00:10:35,120 - Can we rent all of these? - Can we rent all three? 48 00:10:35,206 --> 00:10:39,085 - Please. We love Alain Delon. - Sure. 49 00:10:39,166 --> 00:10:41,964 When are they due back? 50 00:10:43,286 --> 00:10:45,880 - What? - How long can we rent them? 51 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,835 Uh, Wednesday before midnight. 52 00:11:16,286 --> 00:11:18,083 Hey. It's me. 53 00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:21,636 I have a friend in the building. 54 00:11:21,726 --> 00:11:24,365 I just wanted to let you know, cos yesterday... 55 00:11:24,446 --> 00:11:27,404 Uh, anyway, I, uh... I have a present for you. 56 00:11:29,086 --> 00:11:35,321 It's a really great one. OK. I-I'd still like to take you out. 57 00:11:35,406 --> 00:11:37,636 We could go to the, um... 58 00:11:37,726 --> 00:11:41,765 Museum of Jurassic Technology. Do you know about that place? 59 00:11:41,846 --> 00:11:45,122 I'm really great at picking out films for people. 60 00:11:45,206 --> 00:11:48,323 It's... it's a gift I have. 61 00:11:48,406 --> 00:11:51,000 If you can even call this a film. 62 00:11:52,046 --> 00:11:54,958 - This is from the video store? - Oh, yeah. 63 00:11:55,046 --> 00:11:59,676 Uh, yes, it is. But, you know, no charge, or... 64 00:12:02,326 --> 00:12:04,442 - I'll return it with the others. - Cool. 65 00:12:04,526 --> 00:12:09,122 Oh, when you know me there aren't any late fees, so... 66 00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:11,561 Hope you enjoy it. 67 00:13:55,566 --> 00:13:57,761 - Hi. - Yes? 68 00:13:58,846 --> 00:14:01,076 What did you think? Can I come in? 69 00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:03,964 - No. No! - Can I come in for a second? 70 00:14:06,326 --> 00:14:10,478 My... great-aunt had to go to the hospital. 71 00:14:10,566 --> 00:14:12,477 What? 72 00:14:12,566 --> 00:14:17,720 She's the one who lives in the building. Guess I'm looking after her place now. 73 00:14:17,806 --> 00:14:20,843 But did... did you wanna get some breakfast or something? 74 00:14:20,926 --> 00:14:22,439 - I could really go... - No. 75 00:14:22,526 --> 00:14:26,360 Don't ask me again. It's a waste of time to keep asking me. 76 00:14:26,446 --> 00:14:28,755 I'm sorry about your aunt. 77 00:14:28,846 --> 00:14:31,041 I hope she's OK. 78 00:14:35,886 --> 00:14:39,595 So that's a black mamba. First deadliest snake in the entire world. 79 00:14:39,686 --> 00:14:42,075 Hey, here she comes. 80 00:14:43,086 --> 00:14:44,883 Hey. 81 00:14:49,406 --> 00:14:52,523 I don't know what the second deadliest is. You said taipan? 82 00:15:14,606 --> 00:15:16,676 Go away! 83 00:15:16,766 --> 00:15:20,236 - No, please. Something's happened! - Go away! I'll call the super! 84 00:15:20,326 --> 00:15:23,398 No, please. I need your help. She died. 85 00:15:23,486 --> 00:15:26,080 She's dead. Please can I come in? 86 00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:29,442 I don't have anyone. I'm all alone. 87 00:15:29,526 --> 00:15:31,915 She died. I don't have anyone. 88 00:15:38,246 --> 00:15:43,843 - Oh, fuck! What is that thing for? - It's in case you fucking try anything. 89 00:15:49,046 --> 00:15:53,642 Um, can I open some windows? I just feel like I can't breathe. 90 00:16:09,486 --> 00:16:11,556 Talk. 91 00:16:11,646 --> 00:16:14,206 I was gonna talk. 92 00:16:14,286 --> 00:16:17,562 About my great-aunt. 93 00:16:17,646 --> 00:16:19,841 Talk then. 94 00:16:21,526 --> 00:16:23,721 Well, um... 95 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,915 you have a really nice apartment. 96 00:16:28,006 --> 00:16:30,600 - Which apartment did she live in? - Uh... 97 00:16:30,686 --> 00:16:34,156 - Is this trash? - Yeah. 98 00:16:34,246 --> 00:16:37,079 I'm gonna... I'm gonna throw it away. OK? 99 00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,157 OK. 100 00:16:45,006 --> 00:16:47,918 You wanna know something my great-aunt said tonight? 101 00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:50,042 What? 102 00:16:50,126 --> 00:16:55,644 She said, um, "Knowledge is when you learn something new every day, 103 00:16:55,726 --> 00:17:00,481 wisdom is when you let something go every day." 104 00:17:00,566 --> 00:17:02,796 Emerson said that. 105 00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:07,634 - You know that quote? - Yeah. 106 00:17:09,086 --> 00:17:13,204 She didn't come up with that one on the spot tonight, sorry. 107 00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:18,563 Well, anyway, she knew the quote. 108 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,762 I knew your aunt. 109 00:17:20,846 --> 00:17:25,522 I'd see her at the mailbox downstairs. She always said hello to me. 110 00:17:28,286 --> 00:17:30,277 Um... 111 00:17:32,406 --> 00:17:36,319 It's OK to watch erotica. And I say that as a lifelong Catholic. 112 00:17:36,406 --> 00:17:39,364 Catholics are pervs. 113 00:17:39,446 --> 00:17:42,995 - Not me. - Well, you're not a priest. 114 00:17:43,766 --> 00:17:46,234 You're right. I am not a priest. 115 00:17:58,206 --> 00:18:03,803 No one really gets fucked in the films you rent. There's no penetration. 116 00:18:06,646 --> 00:18:12,198 And I also understand the allure of the old battered VHSs. They're like antiques. 117 00:18:12,286 --> 00:18:14,675 I don't wanna talk about it. 118 00:18:14,766 --> 00:18:17,155 Yeah, OK. Neither do I. 119 00:18:19,286 --> 00:18:24,360 I think you just call it that place between your collarbones. 120 00:18:24,446 --> 00:18:26,641 Is it the sternum? 121 00:18:27,686 --> 00:18:30,075 Yeah. Maybe. 122 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,437 Anyway... 123 00:18:36,806 --> 00:18:39,320 I gotta go to bed. 124 00:18:42,366 --> 00:18:45,244 I'm really sorry about your aunt. 125 00:18:45,326 --> 00:18:47,362 Um... 126 00:18:47,446 --> 00:18:50,916 Could I... maybe sleep on your couch tonight? 127 00:18:51,926 --> 00:18:53,723 Um... 128 00:20:21,606 --> 00:20:23,995 Hey, why are you late? 129 00:20:25,126 --> 00:20:27,959 You know it's Simon's day off. 130 00:20:28,046 --> 00:20:31,561 - I have never been late before. - I know. 131 00:20:31,646 --> 00:20:35,685 - I thought you were dead. - Sorry. I am so sorry. 132 00:20:35,766 --> 00:20:38,678 Your mamus called. 133 00:20:38,766 --> 00:20:43,157 - Oh, fuck! That's right, it's Wednesday! - Yeah. 134 00:20:43,246 --> 00:20:47,956 Yeah, she had a bit of an emotional outburst cos you missed your phone date. 135 00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:52,676 You've never been late before. She started screaming at me in Polish. 136 00:20:52,766 --> 00:20:55,360 - I've had to smoke this to relax. - I'm sorry. 137 00:20:57,326 --> 00:21:02,639 That'll be her. Every ten minutes for a solid two hours. 138 00:21:02,726 --> 00:21:05,445 She's scaring Derek. 139 00:21:05,526 --> 00:21:08,279 Czesc mamus. 140 00:22:10,766 --> 00:22:14,645 - She's messed up, Simon. - You don't know that, dude. 141 00:22:14,726 --> 00:22:20,005 She just doesn't love me. And me having this whole lot of love for her doesn't help. 142 00:22:20,086 --> 00:22:22,361 I've been thinking about the great writers. 143 00:22:22,446 --> 00:22:25,438 How many of them were really in love? In love for decades? 144 00:22:25,526 --> 00:22:26,845 None of them. 145 00:22:26,926 --> 00:22:30,316 How many were in love with some girl they were fucking at the time 146 00:22:30,406 --> 00:22:35,844 who didn't even love them back, in this lonely torturous existence? 147 00:22:35,926 --> 00:22:38,360 An empty fucking cave. 148 00:22:38,446 --> 00:22:41,802 - Did you find her clit, Simon? - What? 149 00:22:41,886 --> 00:22:44,116 You know where her clit is, right? 150 00:22:44,206 --> 00:22:45,958 I think so. 151 00:22:46,046 --> 00:22:48,844 - You don't know? - Yeah, I know. 152 00:22:48,926 --> 00:22:50,917 So where is it? 153 00:22:51,006 --> 00:22:54,396 - It's... it's... it's where everything... - Where? 154 00:22:54,486 --> 00:22:57,922 - It's where all the stuff is. - It looks like the flux capacitor. 155 00:22:58,006 --> 00:23:00,122 Oh, my God! 156 00:23:00,206 --> 00:23:02,640 - Stop looking at me, Eric. - I thought you knew. 157 00:23:02,726 --> 00:23:06,401 This accounts for 90% of your problems with this chick, I swear. 158 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:11,435 - You don't know what it is, do you? - It's an anatomical part of the female... 159 00:23:11,526 --> 00:23:12,845 vagina. 160 00:23:12,926 --> 00:23:15,042 Shut the fuck up, Derek. 161 00:23:15,126 --> 00:23:18,482 - Do you know what it is? - The clitoris? Yes, I do. 162 00:23:18,566 --> 00:23:21,922 I am religious about the clitoris. 163 00:26:06,006 --> 00:26:09,635 - Did you get the tape? - Yeah, I got it. 164 00:26:09,726 --> 00:26:11,921 You're liking them, right? 165 00:26:12,886 --> 00:26:14,399 Shut up. 166 00:26:14,486 --> 00:26:18,718 They're terrible, but... but that's part of it for you, right? 167 00:26:18,806 --> 00:26:21,718 Where's your cross? 168 00:26:21,806 --> 00:26:23,762 Checking out my neck, huh? 169 00:26:30,566 --> 00:26:33,319 - I know you're not Catholic. - Yeah. Sorry. 170 00:26:33,406 --> 00:26:35,636 No. It still counts. I'd like you to wear it. 171 00:26:35,726 --> 00:26:39,435 - It's better safety than a meat cleaver. - Butcher knife. 172 00:26:39,526 --> 00:26:42,245 This will keep you safer than any butcher knife could. 173 00:26:42,326 --> 00:26:44,886 Safe from you? 174 00:26:44,966 --> 00:26:48,641 I guess. I mean, you feel like you need protection, so... 175 00:26:48,726 --> 00:26:50,478 - Whoa! Before you put it on! - What? 176 00:26:50,566 --> 00:26:53,603 I have to wash your hair. 177 00:26:53,686 --> 00:26:55,756 You can't wear a cross with dirty hair. 178 00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:58,124 Argh! 179 00:26:58,206 --> 00:27:00,959 - Oh, I hate this! - It's almost done. 180 00:27:01,046 --> 00:27:07,076 - The water's getting in my eyes. - It is not. I'm being careful. You know it. 181 00:27:07,166 --> 00:27:08,758 OK. 182 00:27:13,686 --> 00:27:16,280 OK. Done. You're done. 183 00:27:17,286 --> 00:27:19,356 OK. Come here. 184 00:27:19,446 --> 00:27:21,641 Here. Sit right... 185 00:27:33,766 --> 00:27:36,200 Polish people wash each other? 186 00:27:36,286 --> 00:27:37,844 Yeah. 187 00:27:37,926 --> 00:27:41,919 - I've never heard of that before. - How many Polish people do you know? 188 00:27:42,006 --> 00:27:43,758 None. 189 00:27:43,846 --> 00:27:47,282 - You know me. - Not really. 190 00:27:51,126 --> 00:27:55,244 - This will keep you safe. - You said that already. 191 00:27:55,326 --> 00:27:58,204 - Let me put it on. - No. I have to put it on. 192 00:27:58,286 --> 00:28:00,516 Fine. 193 00:28:08,726 --> 00:28:12,719 But don't brush my hair any more. I'm... don't like it. 194 00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:20,361 "I'm don't like it." 195 00:28:30,046 --> 00:28:33,118 Do... do you wanna watch one of your... movies? 196 00:28:33,206 --> 00:28:35,595 Do you wanna watch one together? 197 00:28:37,086 --> 00:28:40,681 You have to go or I'll get upset. Don't upset me. 198 00:28:43,686 --> 00:28:45,881 OK. 199 00:28:45,966 --> 00:28:48,161 I'm going. 200 00:28:49,406 --> 00:28:51,874 We'll... do it another time. 201 00:28:57,806 --> 00:29:00,195 I care about you. 202 00:29:31,086 --> 00:29:34,317 Wake up, buddy. Hi. Excuse me. 203 00:29:34,406 --> 00:29:36,203 What? 204 00:29:44,646 --> 00:29:47,114 Roll down your window, please. 205 00:29:47,206 --> 00:29:50,039 Uh... yeah? 206 00:29:50,126 --> 00:29:54,404 You can't be, uh, sleeping in the parking lot. 207 00:29:54,486 --> 00:29:59,719 Um, yeah. My wife kicked me out for the night, but, uh... 208 00:29:59,806 --> 00:30:03,196 Yeah. I'm sorry. Um... It's a one-time thing. Won't happen again. 209 00:30:03,286 --> 00:30:07,484 I know, I know. It's just we saw you for the past six nights or so. So... 210 00:30:07,566 --> 00:30:09,796 Yeah, I know. Um... 211 00:30:09,886 --> 00:30:15,244 She kicked me out a while ago, but I'm about to get back into her good graces. 212 00:30:15,326 --> 00:30:17,840 But I shouldn't be sleeping in the parking lot. 213 00:30:17,926 --> 00:30:21,396 Cos, see, if we catch you again we're gonna have to call the cops. 214 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:26,514 And my boss wanted to call the cops this morning, but I wanted to warn you first. 215 00:30:26,606 --> 00:30:31,077 - Thank you. Thanks a lot. - I'm assistant manager. 216 00:30:32,846 --> 00:30:36,316 Yeah. Cool. All right. Um... 217 00:30:36,406 --> 00:30:39,125 All right. I'm leaving now. 218 00:30:39,206 --> 00:30:41,401 Watch your fingers. 219 00:30:43,046 --> 00:30:44,877 Bye. 220 00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:50,084 - She doesn't want to see me. - I'm so sorry, man. 221 00:30:50,166 --> 00:30:54,444 I don't ever want to talk about this again. So, um... 222 00:30:55,926 --> 00:30:59,157 It's weird that that girl stopped coming in. 223 00:30:59,246 --> 00:31:02,283 - Which girl? - That weird one. 224 00:31:02,366 --> 00:31:04,596 - How long's it been? - About a week. 225 00:31:04,686 --> 00:31:07,644 - She came in every day. - Late afternoon. 226 00:31:07,726 --> 00:31:11,275 Yeah. It's been ever since loverboy here scared her away. 227 00:31:11,366 --> 00:31:13,755 Told you she's weird, man. 228 00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:17,322 She's probably sitting in a garbage can, 229 00:31:17,406 --> 00:31:20,204 still embarrassed you tried to talk to her. 230 00:31:21,246 --> 00:31:25,080 - Isn't it your day off? - Yeah, what are you, a loser? 231 00:31:26,406 --> 00:31:29,364 I was getting some groceries in the neighbourhood, Simon. 232 00:31:29,446 --> 00:31:31,516 You live in Echo Park. 233 00:31:31,606 --> 00:31:33,722 Yeah, I still need groceries. 234 00:31:33,806 --> 00:31:36,479 All the stores in this neighbourhood are Pan-Asian. 235 00:31:36,566 --> 00:31:38,955 Fuck off, you guys, OK? 236 00:31:39,046 --> 00:31:41,082 Maybe I wanted to make a stir-fry. 237 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:45,603 Plus there's, like, ten grocery stores within a mile of your house, dude. 238 00:31:45,686 --> 00:31:51,124 I like the breeze on this side of town. It's... ocean breeze. It... clears my head. 239 00:31:51,206 --> 00:31:53,401 Yeah. Just admit it, dude. 240 00:31:54,406 --> 00:31:57,557 - What? - You have no life. 241 00:31:58,486 --> 00:32:01,558 Is this because of that bitch whose clit you could never find? 242 00:32:01,646 --> 00:32:03,796 Derek! 243 00:32:04,246 --> 00:32:06,441 You're an imbecile. 244 00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:09,759 I'm never talking to you again. 245 00:32:09,846 --> 00:32:11,962 Agh! 246 00:32:12,046 --> 00:32:14,799 - Dude. - He bothers me, man. A lot. 247 00:32:14,886 --> 00:32:18,925 - Have a heart. They just broke up. - I don't care. He really bothers me. 248 00:32:22,246 --> 00:32:26,239 I'll sit behind you, like this, so you don't see me. 249 00:32:26,326 --> 00:32:29,716 - OK? And I won't make a sound. - Not a word. 250 00:32:30,686 --> 00:32:32,085 Promise. 251 00:32:32,166 --> 00:32:34,555 - Do you have a cellphone? - No. 252 00:32:41,526 --> 00:32:46,395 I can't do anything while you're here, so it kind of ruins it for me. 253 00:32:46,486 --> 00:32:50,365 - Kind of boring if you aren't getting off. - Shut up. 254 00:32:50,446 --> 00:32:52,676 - You said you wouldn't talk. - You talked to me. 255 00:32:52,766 --> 00:32:56,759 I can do that. I can talk to you. You can't talk to me. 256 00:33:02,926 --> 00:33:05,759 Plus, I just thought of one more rule. 257 00:33:05,846 --> 00:33:08,076 If you get a boner, 258 00:33:09,006 --> 00:33:11,201 you're out. 259 00:33:32,406 --> 00:33:34,874 - Well... - Hey. 260 00:33:34,966 --> 00:33:37,605 Hold down the fort, OK? Eric and I are going next door. 261 00:33:37,686 --> 00:33:40,996 And, uh, Simon's in the back. Don't tell him where we went. 262 00:33:41,086 --> 00:33:43,281 He'll miss me too much. 263 00:33:46,926 --> 00:33:49,121 Which movie? 264 00:33:50,566 --> 00:33:54,957 OK. Cool. Is it from the '70s? 265 00:33:55,046 --> 00:33:57,435 Well, tell me which decade! 266 00:33:58,846 --> 00:34:03,874 I doubt it. Why would I like it? You think I'm gonna like it that much? 267 00:34:09,286 --> 00:34:11,402 I hate this. 268 00:34:11,486 --> 00:34:16,844 I hate this shit. I hate all of this bullshit! I can't believe you thought I'd be into this! 269 00:34:18,126 --> 00:34:20,321 God, I am so bored. 270 00:34:21,446 --> 00:34:24,324 Oh, how big is this guy's dick, would you say? 271 00:34:24,406 --> 00:34:27,079 It's hard to tell. 272 00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:29,236 Not as big as mine, though. 273 00:34:30,326 --> 00:34:32,157 What? 274 00:34:32,246 --> 00:34:35,363 Your penis is not even half of that, I bet. 275 00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:39,039 Excuse me. How would you know? 276 00:34:40,486 --> 00:34:44,525 I've seen it, bulging out your pants, and it's not that. 277 00:34:45,246 --> 00:34:49,034 So, been checking out my bulge! 278 00:34:49,126 --> 00:34:52,198 - Don't call it a bulge. - When was this? 279 00:34:52,286 --> 00:34:57,406 I don't even remember. I just remember thinking there's probably not much to it. 280 00:34:57,486 --> 00:35:00,603 Mm. You must have me confused with someone else. 281 00:35:00,686 --> 00:35:04,804 Look, I don't care. The size, I don't care. 282 00:35:04,886 --> 00:35:07,639 It's just really pitiful if you lie about it. 283 00:35:08,926 --> 00:35:11,804 OK. That guy is, what? What would you say? 284 00:35:11,886 --> 00:35:14,036 - I'd say I don't care. - No, let's make a bet. 285 00:35:14,126 --> 00:35:19,439 If I am bigger than that guy, then I get to sleep in your bed tonight. 286 00:35:19,526 --> 00:35:20,879 No. 287 00:35:20,966 --> 00:35:24,117 Come on! It's a fair bet. 288 00:35:24,206 --> 00:35:26,766 If I am bigger than that guy, I win! 289 00:35:26,846 --> 00:35:29,644 - It's so late! No touching... - No touching? 290 00:35:29,726 --> 00:35:34,925 No touching, I swear. I can't sleep out here again. I get so cold. It's desert cold. 291 00:35:35,526 --> 00:35:39,075 - What do I get if I win? - What do you want if you win? 292 00:35:39,166 --> 00:35:43,239 I want you to not talk at all when you come over here. 293 00:35:43,326 --> 00:35:46,523 Just make the food, we'll watch the movie 294 00:35:46,606 --> 00:35:49,359 and you don't speak. 295 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:53,761 I can do that. 296 00:36:04,206 --> 00:36:08,757 OK, well, proportionally, let's say he's eight. 297 00:36:08,846 --> 00:36:10,518 - Eight and a half. - Sure. 298 00:36:10,606 --> 00:36:14,076 - Let's say eight and a half. - Well, let's just say he's eight. 299 00:36:14,166 --> 00:36:18,239 You have to be bigger than him to win. Remember? 300 00:36:19,446 --> 00:36:24,122 OK. Uh, well, how do you want to measure me? It has to be erect to make it fair. 301 00:36:24,206 --> 00:36:26,322 - Fuck that! - I do! He is fucking erect! 302 00:36:26,406 --> 00:36:29,284 Fine! You measure yourself, though. 303 00:36:29,366 --> 00:36:32,358 - I'm not fucking touching you. - Fine. 304 00:36:35,606 --> 00:36:37,676 OK. Um... 305 00:36:39,606 --> 00:36:41,961 Are you gonna put a sock over it or something? 306 00:36:42,046 --> 00:36:45,641 - Over my cock? - Don't fucking say "cock". 307 00:36:45,726 --> 00:36:48,001 - Over my... dick? - Ugh. 308 00:36:48,086 --> 00:36:52,079 - You're such a pig. - Over my... pee-wee? 309 00:36:53,326 --> 00:36:56,238 - This is why you shouldn't talk. - OK. OK. So... 310 00:36:56,326 --> 00:37:03,277 confirming if my... penis is bigger than eight-and-a-half inches, 311 00:37:03,366 --> 00:37:06,164 I get to sleep in your bed tonight. 312 00:37:07,126 --> 00:37:10,755 Use one of your socks to cover it. I don't wanna see it. 313 00:37:12,686 --> 00:37:16,201 W-well, how will you be sure how big it is if you don't see it? 314 00:37:16,286 --> 00:37:19,323 I'll observe from over here. 315 00:37:21,446 --> 00:37:23,402 OK. 316 00:37:23,486 --> 00:37:25,477 Um... 317 00:37:28,686 --> 00:37:31,075 I just have to concentrate. 318 00:37:34,846 --> 00:37:36,643 OK. 319 00:37:38,806 --> 00:37:41,161 I mean it, I will call the police if you rape me. 320 00:37:41,246 --> 00:37:45,558 I'm here every night. Don't you think I would have tried by now? 321 00:37:45,646 --> 00:37:49,082 - Just don't do anything, OK? - OK! 322 00:37:57,206 --> 00:38:00,039 It's cold in your house in the middle of the night. 323 00:38:00,126 --> 00:38:02,515 It gets pretty cold. 324 00:38:08,206 --> 00:38:10,800 I'm not trying anything. 325 00:38:12,166 --> 00:38:16,557 Can I just... put my back up against yours? 326 00:38:17,846 --> 00:38:20,041 OK. 327 00:38:36,926 --> 00:38:39,394 This is called plecki o plecki. 328 00:38:42,046 --> 00:38:47,245 My Polish grandmother, babcia, used to make us sleep like this, in pairs, 329 00:38:47,326 --> 00:38:49,521 when we were kids. 330 00:38:51,006 --> 00:38:57,195 She did it as a kid, too. It was the only way they kept warm during the winter. 331 00:38:57,286 --> 00:38:59,561 Plecki o plecki. 332 00:39:00,566 --> 00:39:04,320 They lived in a hut and she didn't get her period until she was 17 333 00:39:04,406 --> 00:39:07,000 cos she was so malnourished. 334 00:39:08,526 --> 00:39:12,041 Plecy are your back. 335 00:39:13,526 --> 00:39:17,201 I mean, all your back muscles are one thing. 336 00:39:17,286 --> 00:39:20,278 But "plecy" is plural. 337 00:39:21,366 --> 00:39:23,197 That's nice. 338 00:39:26,166 --> 00:39:28,236 I love this. 339 00:39:29,246 --> 00:39:31,919 Was your great-aunt Polish too? 340 00:39:33,806 --> 00:39:35,797 Um, yeah. 341 00:39:37,566 --> 00:39:40,319 It feels like we're connected. 342 00:40:56,366 --> 00:40:58,755 I started my period. 343 00:41:11,286 --> 00:41:14,915 - Let's go out. - I don't like LA. 344 00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:20,038 - What? You live here. - I don't go out to places, I mean. 345 00:41:27,966 --> 00:41:31,356 - You're touching me again. - I know. 346 00:41:40,846 --> 00:41:43,997 On the first day of their period, girls are sick, 347 00:41:44,086 --> 00:41:48,204 so even if I was a normal girl, I still couldn't go anywhere with you today. 348 00:41:48,286 --> 00:41:50,595 You are normal. 349 00:41:50,686 --> 00:41:53,837 - Hey, do you want some tea? - Yeah. 350 00:41:53,926 --> 00:41:56,884 - Honey? - I don't have any. 351 00:41:56,966 --> 00:41:59,161 I brought some for you. 352 00:41:59,246 --> 00:42:01,840 Honey's better than sugar. 353 00:42:01,926 --> 00:42:04,724 Honey's better than sugar? 354 00:42:05,966 --> 00:42:08,161 I bought it for you. 355 00:42:28,606 --> 00:42:30,244 Fuck. 356 00:42:30,326 --> 00:42:33,602 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 357 00:42:33,686 --> 00:42:36,280 I'm fucking... fucking... 358 00:42:36,366 --> 00:42:38,561 I'm fucking. I'm fucking. 359 00:42:38,646 --> 00:42:41,638 I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. 360 00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:45,435 Uh! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 361 00:42:55,326 --> 00:42:58,045 What do you think? 362 00:42:58,126 --> 00:43:01,835 - I think you're funny. - You thought that was funny? 363 00:43:01,926 --> 00:43:04,520 Yeah. Can I do it to you now? 364 00:43:05,886 --> 00:43:08,480 Great. 365 00:43:08,566 --> 00:43:10,761 Uh, whatever you want. 366 00:43:10,846 --> 00:43:13,406 Uh, the same fish I made last week. 367 00:43:15,286 --> 00:43:17,481 We'll chowder the halibut. 368 00:43:19,206 --> 00:43:22,323 OK, I'll see you after I'm done. Bye. Thanks for calling. 369 00:43:22,406 --> 00:43:24,795 - Who's that? - A customer. 370 00:43:25,886 --> 00:43:28,275 "See you after I'm done"? 371 00:43:29,326 --> 00:43:32,079 It's a movie. 372 00:43:32,166 --> 00:43:34,634 - Really? - Yeah. 373 00:43:34,726 --> 00:43:36,921 It's a Scottish... 374 00:43:38,286 --> 00:43:39,435 movie. 375 00:43:45,086 --> 00:43:51,082 I got some sleep for the first time in a long time, having you in the bed last night. 376 00:43:52,326 --> 00:43:54,920 - That's good. - Get off! 377 00:44:08,006 --> 00:44:10,076 - Night, you guys. - Auf Wieder. 378 00:44:10,166 --> 00:44:12,361 - What? - Auf Wiedersehen. 379 00:44:12,446 --> 00:44:15,324 - I'll see you guys tomorrow. - Not if I see you first. 380 00:44:15,406 --> 00:44:19,285 - Not talking to you. - All right, goodbye, Simon! 381 00:44:19,366 --> 00:44:21,561 Come on, guys. 382 00:44:36,846 --> 00:44:39,440 - I should probably head. - Sit. 383 00:44:41,606 --> 00:44:43,562 Want one? 384 00:44:43,646 --> 00:44:46,035 - No, Eric. - OK. 385 00:44:47,206 --> 00:44:49,242 Why do you always ask me? It gets annoying. 386 00:44:49,326 --> 00:44:52,636 Dunno. Polite. One day you might want one. 387 00:44:52,726 --> 00:44:55,115 - I don't smoke. - OK. 388 00:44:56,366 --> 00:44:59,438 I went past your place yesterday. 389 00:44:59,526 --> 00:45:01,118 Huh? 390 00:45:01,206 --> 00:45:05,358 I went past where your apartment should have been. It was a huge pile of rubble. 391 00:45:05,446 --> 00:45:08,563 It's demolished, man. Wire fence, cement mixers... 392 00:45:08,646 --> 00:45:10,841 Yeah, I moved. 393 00:45:10,926 --> 00:45:14,316 - Where to? - Another apartment. 394 00:45:14,406 --> 00:45:16,124 When? 395 00:45:16,206 --> 00:45:19,437 - A few months ago. - Why didn't you say anything? 396 00:45:19,526 --> 00:45:22,120 I didn't think it was a big deal. 397 00:45:22,206 --> 00:45:24,845 - Are you living in your car again? - No! 398 00:45:24,926 --> 00:45:28,123 So you haven't spent one night in that car? 399 00:45:29,366 --> 00:45:31,516 - Dude... - I knew the minute I drove up! 400 00:45:31,606 --> 00:45:35,394 - Listen to me. I have a place to go! - Great. Awesome. Let's see this place. 401 00:45:35,486 --> 00:45:38,478 - Should I drag you? - No! No! No! 402 00:45:39,486 --> 00:45:41,556 What the fuck, man? What's going on? 403 00:45:41,646 --> 00:45:43,841 Are you using again? 404 00:45:49,286 --> 00:45:53,404 I have a place. A nice place. 405 00:45:53,486 --> 00:45:55,636 I can't explain it to you. Just trust me. 406 00:45:55,726 --> 00:45:59,878 - Trust me, man! - I know! I do! 407 00:45:59,966 --> 00:46:04,084 It's funny? You make me feel like a moron for ever caring what happens to you. 408 00:46:04,166 --> 00:46:07,920 - Don't feel like a moron. - Fuck you, man. Fuck you! 409 00:46:08,006 --> 00:46:10,759 - Let's go see this place now. Come on. - No! No! 410 00:46:10,846 --> 00:46:12,837 You can't see it. I... It's... 411 00:46:12,926 --> 00:46:17,397 - What, is it a place only you can see? - No. It's messy! 412 00:46:17,486 --> 00:46:21,195 - It's messy? - Yeah. It's a mess. 413 00:46:21,286 --> 00:46:27,759 I talk to you about everything, and I'm always, always honest with you. 414 00:46:27,846 --> 00:46:30,235 - Eric. - No. You don't wanna talk to me, 415 00:46:30,326 --> 00:46:33,124 I don't wanna talk to you. Over. Go sleep on the beach. 416 00:46:33,206 --> 00:46:37,245 Get fucked in the ass all night long, cos I don't care any more, man. Done. 417 00:46:37,326 --> 00:46:40,124 - Eric! - No, I'm going home. 418 00:46:47,166 --> 00:46:50,761 I haven't masturbated in a long time. 419 00:46:50,846 --> 00:46:53,314 I'm getting really sick of you. 420 00:46:56,686 --> 00:46:59,154 - Annie Sprinkle? - Yeah. 421 00:46:59,246 --> 00:47:00,565 Um... 422 00:47:00,646 --> 00:47:04,036 She does really great pro-women stuff, apparently. 423 00:47:04,126 --> 00:47:07,163 Eric gave this to me. I should have watched it a long time ago. 424 00:47:07,246 --> 00:47:09,885 - What's it called? - Um... 425 00:47:09,966 --> 00:47:11,558 Zen Pussy. 426 00:47:11,646 --> 00:47:14,683 There's, uh, 11 different girls. 427 00:47:15,646 --> 00:47:18,035 No penises, so you'll like it. 428 00:47:33,326 --> 00:47:36,318 It's just extreme close-ups of vaginas? 429 00:47:37,286 --> 00:47:41,074 Fast-forward. See if there's anything else on here. 430 00:47:44,166 --> 00:47:46,043 Mm. 431 00:47:46,126 --> 00:47:49,482 Oh, fucking! Turn it off! 432 00:47:49,566 --> 00:47:52,205 - Should I? - Yeah. Fuck! 433 00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:54,242 OK. I thought, uh... 434 00:47:54,326 --> 00:47:58,717 That was... Oh, Jesus. Fuck! That was so fucked up. I'm about to cry. 435 00:47:58,806 --> 00:48:01,320 - That was just, like, gynaecological. - Ooh! 436 00:48:02,086 --> 00:48:04,281 "11 vulvas." 437 00:48:05,526 --> 00:48:07,915 I... I really think you'll like it. 438 00:48:09,726 --> 00:48:11,956 So what's the deal? Is it porn? 439 00:48:12,046 --> 00:48:13,764 Uh... 440 00:48:13,846 --> 00:48:18,556 I don't wanna spoil it. Just take it home. You'll love it. 441 00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:20,284 OK. 442 00:48:20,366 --> 00:48:22,834 I trust your judgement. 443 00:48:24,086 --> 00:48:26,202 So what's, um... 444 00:48:26,286 --> 00:48:28,754 what's the deal with you and Eric? 445 00:48:29,766 --> 00:48:33,315 - He's not talking to me. - Yeah. 446 00:48:33,406 --> 00:48:35,442 Why? 447 00:48:35,526 --> 00:48:37,915 Uh... You should just ask him. 448 00:48:40,886 --> 00:48:45,277 You're not really that easy to talk to. You should know that. 449 00:48:48,406 --> 00:48:53,480 - It's playing next door, I think. - At the Nuart, yeah. Yeah. 450 00:48:53,566 --> 00:48:57,559 I was thinking, since she liked Kieslowski so much, 451 00:48:57,646 --> 00:49:01,559 and I know you wouldn't want to go see the film alone, and... 452 00:49:01,646 --> 00:49:07,915 If we all went with you, it might be a little bit better for you, man. Maybe make you... 453 00:49:08,006 --> 00:49:11,794 Derek, are you saying you want to see a Kieslowski film with me? 454 00:49:11,886 --> 00:49:14,923 - That's so romantic. - Is there a midnight movie? 455 00:49:15,006 --> 00:49:18,840 Maybe. Hey, we should all go. What the hell? 456 00:49:18,926 --> 00:49:21,235 - Yeah? - Let's go check it out. 457 00:49:21,326 --> 00:49:25,683 Yeah. Let's go check it right now. Uh, you guys need anything? 458 00:49:25,766 --> 00:49:29,554 Hey, hang on. I'll go get some smokes with you. 459 00:49:32,166 --> 00:49:35,920 What, are you scared to be alone with me? 460 00:49:47,006 --> 00:49:50,442 Uh, hey, it's me. Um... 461 00:49:50,526 --> 00:49:53,643 Listen, at midnight they're playing a Kieslowski film, 462 00:49:53,726 --> 00:49:56,445 and I just wanted to see if you wanted to come. 463 00:49:56,526 --> 00:50:01,680 It's gonna be really good, so, um... come meet all the dudes. 464 00:50:01,766 --> 00:50:05,236 All right. Hopefully I'll see you there. It's at midnight. Bye. 465 00:51:07,246 --> 00:51:10,044 - Where's dinner? - Huh? 466 00:51:11,006 --> 00:51:15,363 I thought you were gonna bring pizza tonight. Mushrooms. 467 00:51:15,446 --> 00:51:17,914 I don't wanna eat pizza in the middle of the night. 468 00:51:18,006 --> 00:51:21,203 - Well, I do. - Well, you should get on that. 469 00:51:23,886 --> 00:51:26,958 Why didn't you answer the phone when I called? 470 00:51:27,046 --> 00:51:30,118 - I was sleeping. - Liar. 471 00:51:30,686 --> 00:51:36,079 I called you a trillion different times, I left you messages. I know you heard them. 472 00:51:36,166 --> 00:51:39,602 What's your problem? Why don't you want to meet my friends? 473 00:51:39,686 --> 00:51:43,804 I don't have family here. They're like my family. 474 00:51:43,886 --> 00:51:47,162 You're so whiny and clingy and needy 475 00:51:47,246 --> 00:51:49,441 and annoying. 476 00:51:51,166 --> 00:51:55,159 What if I died, and you had ignored my calls? 477 00:51:56,926 --> 00:51:59,042 I'm not having this conversation. 478 00:51:59,126 --> 00:52:02,436 You're never having any conversation. You never talk to anyone. 479 00:52:02,526 --> 00:52:06,838 You ignore my calls, you ignore your father's calls. 480 00:52:06,926 --> 00:52:09,235 I'm glad it's across the board, not just me. 481 00:52:09,326 --> 00:52:12,398 You ignore the guy who delivers your water! 482 00:52:12,486 --> 00:52:16,877 I want you to meet Eric and the dudes, OK? I want to meet your dad. 483 00:52:16,966 --> 00:52:19,161 Who the fuck do you think you are? 484 00:52:19,246 --> 00:52:24,445 I don't give a shit about you. When are you gonna figure that out? 485 00:52:27,766 --> 00:52:29,757 I am your boyfriend. 486 00:52:31,726 --> 00:52:36,197 What a fucked-up boyfriend-girlfriend situation this would be. 487 00:52:36,286 --> 00:52:39,881 We don't have sex. I don't even like you. 488 00:52:42,206 --> 00:52:45,039 - What happened to you? - What? 489 00:52:45,926 --> 00:52:47,917 Were you raped? 490 00:52:49,726 --> 00:52:52,320 No. Were you raped? 491 00:52:53,766 --> 00:52:57,554 Were you assaulted? Has anyone ever hurt you like that? 492 00:52:58,006 --> 00:53:00,076 No. 493 00:53:03,606 --> 00:53:06,120 I love you. 494 00:53:09,806 --> 00:53:13,196 Just meet my friends. They are the nicest guys. 495 00:53:13,286 --> 00:53:16,278 You should find a girl who can do that with you. 496 00:53:16,366 --> 00:53:21,121 A girl you can fuck like a punching bag whenever you want. 497 00:53:21,206 --> 00:53:25,199 What? It's a great solution to our problem. 498 00:53:25,286 --> 00:53:28,881 - What is our problem? - You're disruptive. 499 00:53:30,246 --> 00:53:33,477 - What do you mean? - You're disrupting my whole life. 500 00:53:33,566 --> 00:53:37,445 What life?! What do you do? You don't do anything! 501 00:53:37,526 --> 00:53:41,724 - Maybe I should start writing my memoir. - Why are you always so pissed off? 502 00:53:41,806 --> 00:53:45,481 - Just come out with my friends. - I can't. 503 00:53:45,566 --> 00:53:48,034 - It's simple. You just come. - No! 504 00:53:48,126 --> 00:53:50,117 I can't! 505 00:54:04,526 --> 00:54:10,442 - I don't know, man. Is it like a yoga thing? - Uh-uh. Just take it home. You'll like it. 506 00:54:10,526 --> 00:54:13,484 It's a great title. 507 00:54:13,566 --> 00:54:18,481 So I, uh, just talked to Eric. He wouldn't talk about what's going on. 508 00:54:18,566 --> 00:54:22,559 - This shit happens with friends. - No, not with them. 509 00:54:22,646 --> 00:54:25,206 Something's really wrong. 510 00:54:25,286 --> 00:54:29,359 - What do you think happened? - I don't know, man. Must be huge, though. 511 00:54:29,446 --> 00:54:33,041 This is unprecedented behaviour for them. 512 00:54:37,526 --> 00:54:40,199 - Shit. - I know. 513 00:54:42,926 --> 00:54:45,315 That's a clit, by the way. 514 00:54:51,166 --> 00:54:54,238 You're a little kid. You work in a video store. 515 00:54:54,326 --> 00:54:59,275 You don't have money for rent. You don't have money for gas. It's pathetic. 516 00:54:59,366 --> 00:55:02,563 - Me having no money? - Yes. 517 00:55:02,646 --> 00:55:06,639 You're a piece-of-shit excuse for a person. 518 00:55:06,726 --> 00:55:10,162 Well, I think it's pathetic to piss away every day not doing a thing 519 00:55:10,246 --> 00:55:16,037 except watching girls who are underpaid and exploited rub up against each other. 520 00:55:16,126 --> 00:55:18,924 Well, I'm sorry. I jerk off, too. Live with it. 521 00:55:19,006 --> 00:55:22,203 I would love to live with it. That's my point. 522 00:55:22,286 --> 00:55:24,277 Shut up. 523 00:55:25,726 --> 00:55:28,718 Listen. It is really fucking hard, OK? 524 00:55:28,806 --> 00:55:32,685 I'm doing better than most. You don't have to be so heartless all the time. 525 00:55:32,766 --> 00:55:36,076 - You're a scrounger. - I have a job. 526 00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:38,316 I have a job, at least. What the fuck do you do? 527 00:55:38,406 --> 00:55:41,398 You have a shit job. 528 00:55:41,486 --> 00:55:43,761 You have money. 529 00:55:43,846 --> 00:55:46,565 You could be studying anywhere on the planet, but no. 530 00:55:46,646 --> 00:55:50,116 Hanging art on your wall that Daddy got you as a present isn't a job. 531 00:55:50,206 --> 00:55:54,245 You have a shit job, and people do hang art for a living. They're called curators. 532 00:55:54,326 --> 00:55:56,920 I know what a fucking curator is. 533 00:55:58,206 --> 00:56:00,879 There is no reason for you not to be with me. 534 00:56:00,966 --> 00:56:03,196 You're searching. It takes time. 535 00:56:03,286 --> 00:56:06,198 We can do it gently. We can go slowly. 536 00:56:06,286 --> 00:56:10,120 Guide me - however you want. Remember we talked about the vaginal dilator? 537 00:56:10,206 --> 00:56:12,766 You're sexually deformed. Do you want to live here? 538 00:56:12,846 --> 00:56:15,076 Yes! I wanna be with you! 539 00:56:15,166 --> 00:56:17,760 Do you want me to buy you a mink coat and some diamonds? 540 00:56:17,846 --> 00:56:21,475 You're not staying here and fucking me. I won't let you! 541 00:56:21,566 --> 00:56:26,162 - I don't need your money! - Well, we both know that's not true. 542 00:56:30,086 --> 00:56:33,044 Nothing you can say can hurt my feelings. 543 00:56:33,126 --> 00:56:39,122 - What's the point of saying anything? - I love you. This fight is over with. 544 00:56:43,366 --> 00:56:47,564 I think you should take the vaginal dilator and use it in your butt. 545 00:56:47,646 --> 00:56:50,843 Get your dork friends to help. Get out! 546 00:56:52,406 --> 00:56:55,876 I'm staying here tonight, in your bed. 547 00:56:55,966 --> 00:56:59,436 I am touching you, and you're going to try it. 548 00:56:59,526 --> 00:57:01,721 End of discussion. 549 00:57:10,126 --> 00:57:13,118 What are you doing? Who are you calling? 550 00:57:14,046 --> 00:57:18,995 Give me the phone. This is not domestic violence! This is not a police matter! 551 00:57:19,086 --> 00:57:25,082 You're clogging up the line for people who are really in trouble. Selfish as usual. 552 00:57:29,046 --> 00:57:34,245 - You can't go to sleep. It's 4:30. - I'm sleeping here. 553 00:57:34,326 --> 00:57:36,317 OK. 554 00:57:36,406 --> 00:57:40,445 - Hey! Rape! Help! - Shut up. I'm not raping you. 555 00:57:40,526 --> 00:57:43,836 - Rape! - You wish. You wish I... Shut up! 556 00:57:52,606 --> 00:57:54,801 Get me my book. 557 00:57:55,886 --> 00:57:59,276 - Where is it? - In the bedroom, on the dresser. 558 00:58:06,086 --> 00:58:08,680 - Come and get it. - Give it to me. 559 00:58:22,206 --> 00:58:24,595 Just this, please. 560 00:58:27,206 --> 00:58:29,401 Sure thing, Charlie. 561 00:58:33,686 --> 00:58:36,075 Place looks good. 562 00:58:38,406 --> 00:58:42,445 - Are you boys in love? - Sorry, Charlie? 563 00:58:42,526 --> 00:58:46,678 Love. Amour. Dancing. 564 00:58:46,766 --> 00:58:50,645 Are you in love? It's no use wasting away alone. 565 00:58:51,086 --> 00:58:54,522 You need it. Fall in love. 566 00:58:54,966 --> 00:58:56,240 Sure. 567 00:58:56,326 --> 00:58:59,796 Fall in love quick. With a girl or a boy. 568 00:59:01,726 --> 00:59:03,796 Find someone. 569 00:59:03,886 --> 00:59:07,799 - Thank you. We will. - That's great advice, sir. 570 00:59:08,886 --> 00:59:13,562 - You know what today is? - It's your anniversary. 571 00:59:13,646 --> 00:59:16,240 Yeah. She loved this film. 572 00:59:19,846 --> 00:59:24,203 - Don't... don't forget your tape, there. - Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. 573 00:59:30,726 --> 00:59:32,921 I mean it, boys. 574 00:59:35,006 --> 00:59:37,201 Make it snappy. 575 00:59:38,126 --> 00:59:40,515 You're getting old. 576 00:59:44,286 --> 00:59:46,516 See you. 577 00:59:46,606 --> 00:59:49,404 - Ah, thank you. - Thank you, Charlie. 578 00:59:49,486 --> 00:59:53,479 - See you next time. - You bet. Take care. 579 01:01:01,606 --> 01:01:06,202 So, anyway, I think, as a general rule, 580 01:01:06,286 --> 01:01:09,403 if you committed yourself 581 01:01:09,486 --> 01:01:12,876 to watching a sexual film of a higher quality, 582 01:01:12,966 --> 01:01:14,843 um... 583 01:01:14,926 --> 01:01:17,679 meaning psychologically sexual - 584 01:01:17,766 --> 01:01:20,917 uh, European, thoughtful... 585 01:01:21,006 --> 01:01:24,885 I'm never gonna have sex with you. I'm frigid. 586 01:01:24,966 --> 01:01:27,321 - Are you a virgin? - No. I'm not. 587 01:01:27,406 --> 01:01:28,839 Bless you. 588 01:01:28,926 --> 01:01:31,565 - You're not frigid. - How would you know? 589 01:01:31,646 --> 01:01:35,116 Good sex isn't dumb or cheap like the sex in porn. 590 01:01:35,206 --> 01:01:37,879 Thank you. I'm not a dumb-ass. 591 01:01:38,606 --> 01:01:44,954 OK. Well, the stuff I'm going to bring over will actually make you want 592 01:01:45,046 --> 01:01:48,800 to think about having real sex. 593 01:01:48,886 --> 01:01:50,763 Loving sex. 594 01:01:50,846 --> 01:01:55,044 I've had a lot of sex. I know what I'm doing. 595 01:01:55,126 --> 01:01:57,515 Yeah, I bet you do. 596 01:01:59,606 --> 01:02:03,679 You know, you're... you're so ugly. 597 01:02:05,846 --> 01:02:09,919 - Well, I know you find me attractive. - Not at all. 598 01:02:10,006 --> 01:02:12,884 Why don't you sleep in your aunt's old apartment tonight? 599 01:02:12,966 --> 01:02:18,723 Her old apartment freaks me out. I know you find me attractive. 600 01:02:18,806 --> 01:02:23,482 If I wanted to have sex, I would go find someone sexy. 601 01:02:23,566 --> 01:02:25,955 - Not like you. - So you don't think I'm sexy? 602 01:02:26,046 --> 01:02:28,480 I don't like your face. 603 01:02:28,566 --> 01:02:31,364 Well, it's not your face I like the most, either. 604 01:02:31,446 --> 01:02:36,759 You're disgusting to me. The thought of your penis is even more disgusting. 605 01:02:36,846 --> 01:02:40,759 When have you ever seen a dick that looked nice or smelled nice? 606 01:02:40,846 --> 01:02:44,759 You should feel ashamed. Limp or erect, it's sick. 607 01:02:47,806 --> 01:02:49,956 You said "dick". You never say "dick". 608 01:02:50,046 --> 01:02:52,196 - Asshole. - I think my dick looks nice. 609 01:02:52,286 --> 01:02:54,675 That's because you're an idiot. 610 01:03:04,606 --> 01:03:06,597 Aah! 611 01:03:12,326 --> 01:03:16,285 You like this? Is this what you want? 612 01:03:16,366 --> 01:03:18,755 I'll take what I can get. 613 01:03:21,566 --> 01:03:24,797 You'll take whatever I give you, huh? 614 01:03:24,886 --> 01:03:27,275 I'll take whatever you give me. 615 01:03:28,646 --> 01:03:31,035 I'll take it. 616 01:04:09,766 --> 01:04:11,757 Oh, fuck! 617 01:04:11,846 --> 01:04:14,041 I hate you! 618 01:04:15,006 --> 01:04:18,601 - I couldn't help it. - Get out, you fucking... Aargh! 619 01:04:18,686 --> 01:04:22,804 No, it just happened. I wasn't gonna do anything with it. You're beautiful. 620 01:04:22,886 --> 01:04:25,116 - It's biology! - Sicko fucking pervert! 621 01:04:25,206 --> 01:04:28,994 - Biology. I wasn't gonna do anything. - I can't believe I let you in my bed! 622 01:04:29,086 --> 01:04:32,078 The sounds you were making were sexy. I wouldn't do anything! 623 01:04:32,166 --> 01:04:35,522 Now it could happen any time! You said you wouldn't! 624 01:04:35,606 --> 01:04:38,598 - No. It's gone now! It's gone now! - It's gone now? 625 01:04:38,686 --> 01:04:41,075 No, no! It's gone! So you can stop stressing. 626 01:04:41,166 --> 01:04:44,158 I'm stressed! I can't trust you now, you fuck. 627 01:04:48,046 --> 01:04:50,037 Pervert! 628 01:05:51,566 --> 01:05:53,841 Stop. Stop. I don't want to do this. 629 01:05:53,926 --> 01:05:58,442 I can go back to just kissing the right thigh. I can kiss your thighs all day. 630 01:05:58,526 --> 01:06:00,721 - We can... - Get up! 631 01:06:04,926 --> 01:06:09,716 That was great. Step by step. That was just what I was talking about. We can... 632 01:06:09,806 --> 01:06:12,764 I want you to leave. 633 01:06:12,846 --> 01:06:14,359 Huh? 634 01:06:14,446 --> 01:06:17,756 I'm never seeing you again. It's over. 635 01:06:19,486 --> 01:06:22,558 What are you talking about? This was good. This was progress. 636 01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:24,921 Leave, or I'll scream. 637 01:06:25,006 --> 01:06:26,883 - But... - Leave. Leave. 638 01:06:26,966 --> 01:06:29,799 - No. - Leave! Leave! Leave! 639 01:06:29,886 --> 01:06:32,844 - Leave! Leave! Leave! - Don't do this. It's OK, it's OK. 640 01:06:32,926 --> 01:06:36,601 - Leave! Leave! - Please, please. We can figure this out. 641 01:06:36,686 --> 01:06:39,837 Leave, leave, leave, leave, leave, leave. 642 01:06:39,926 --> 01:06:42,440 - Oh, no, no, no. It's... - Leave! 643 01:06:42,526 --> 01:06:44,801 Leave! 644 01:06:44,886 --> 01:06:47,559 - OK. I'm going. - Leave! Leave! 645 01:08:30,126 --> 01:08:33,402 - Just this, then? - Yeah, just that. 646 01:09:03,566 --> 01:09:06,922 - Oh, thank you. - Thank you. 647 01:09:07,006 --> 01:09:10,203 - Have a good night. - You too. 648 01:09:16,286 --> 01:09:18,481 - Hello. - Hello. 649 01:12:08,766 --> 01:12:11,405 Hey, baby. How are you? 650 01:12:11,486 --> 01:12:13,477 Nice. 651 01:12:14,686 --> 01:12:16,836 I'm sorry to bother you. I know you're busy. 652 01:12:16,926 --> 01:12:20,635 No, you don't bother me. I wish you stopped up here more often. 653 01:12:20,726 --> 01:12:23,365 I just wanted to talk to you because... 654 01:12:23,446 --> 01:12:26,006 uh, I have a job. I mean, I have a job. 655 01:12:26,086 --> 01:12:28,884 I got a job. So... 656 01:12:28,966 --> 01:12:33,403 You got a job? Oh, my God, that's so cute. 657 01:12:33,486 --> 01:12:35,920 Yeah. I got a job. 658 01:12:36,966 --> 01:12:40,356 And I wanted you to know because I know you bought the apartment, 659 01:12:40,446 --> 01:12:42,596 but I'm moving out. 660 01:12:42,686 --> 01:12:48,124 Renting a smaller place. Cos I'd... I'd like to live in a different place. 661 01:12:48,206 --> 01:12:49,798 - Uh... - Right. 662 01:12:49,886 --> 01:12:53,196 - Because I have a job now, so... - Right. 663 01:12:53,686 --> 01:12:55,881 What is your job? 664 01:12:56,926 --> 01:13:00,805 Oh, you want it to be a surprise? Are you working at a restaurant? 665 01:13:00,886 --> 01:13:06,802 Nah, you're probably a terrible waitress. Is it a... is it a strip club? 666 01:13:06,886 --> 01:13:11,084 Because you'll have to start working out a little more if that's what it is. 667 01:13:11,166 --> 01:13:14,238 I don't wanna tell you what it is or where it is. 668 01:13:14,326 --> 01:13:16,886 It's just my job. 669 01:13:19,446 --> 01:13:24,725 So, you've decided to become financially independent at 24? 670 01:13:27,246 --> 01:13:30,443 I guess you owe me about three million dollars, 671 01:13:30,526 --> 01:13:33,598 if you consider all the therapy and the clothes. 672 01:13:34,246 --> 01:13:37,716 Listen, your apartment's paid for. It's yours. 673 01:13:37,806 --> 01:13:42,482 Uh, I called Bob and told him to... 674 01:13:42,566 --> 01:13:44,716 well, he closed my account. 675 01:13:44,806 --> 01:13:46,717 And, uh, 676 01:13:46,806 --> 01:13:49,366 here are the keys 677 01:13:49,446 --> 01:13:52,324 to the... to my... to the car. 678 01:13:54,086 --> 01:13:57,920 You've grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle, 679 01:13:58,006 --> 01:14:02,124 and if you want to rough it for a while with this job, 680 01:14:02,206 --> 01:14:05,004 then I understand that, OK? 681 01:14:05,086 --> 01:14:07,475 But you need to keep your accounts open. 682 01:14:07,566 --> 01:14:12,401 I don't want your money any more, Dad. I don't need it. 683 01:14:12,486 --> 01:14:14,761 Hey. Sit down and shut up. I want you to li... 684 01:14:14,846 --> 01:14:18,885 Sit your ass down. Sit down! You're being stupid. 685 01:14:18,966 --> 01:14:22,675 I'm gonna talk to you like an adult, for a change. 686 01:14:22,766 --> 01:14:25,564 Have you even considered... health insurance? 687 01:14:25,646 --> 01:14:28,206 If you want to move to a different apartment, fine. 688 01:14:28,286 --> 01:14:32,757 I'll have Jared find some places. You just tell me the neighbourhood... 689 01:14:32,846 --> 01:14:36,395 I don't need to find a place. I have a new place. 690 01:14:38,046 --> 01:14:42,562 - Where is it? - If you try to find me, I'll call the cops. 691 01:14:49,326 --> 01:14:52,079 Sweetheart, 692 01:14:52,166 --> 01:14:55,795 the cops don't give a shit what you have to say. 693 01:14:55,886 --> 01:14:58,559 They don't care about what happened. 694 01:15:00,246 --> 01:15:03,204 And don't ever, ever 695 01:15:03,286 --> 01:15:06,483 fucking threaten me again. 696 01:15:09,126 --> 01:15:11,242 Do you understand? 697 01:15:21,166 --> 01:15:25,159 I'll call the press. I'll call your clients. 698 01:15:27,406 --> 01:15:33,163 I can go to Bob's office any time and sign whatever you need me to sign. 699 01:15:33,246 --> 01:15:35,840 He has my email address. 700 01:15:37,406 --> 01:15:39,795 I don't love you. 701 01:20:39,796 --> 01:20:40,796 Subtitles by LeapinLar 55219

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