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What's that?

Oh, thank you so much for noticing.

Stop it.

Anyone ever tell you you have such beautiful skin?

I just want to move your... Is this okay?

Just move your hair just out of your face just a little bit. There.

What...

You wanna...

We can't do that.

- We can't do that here... - Who are you talking to?

Nobody.

All right, well...

How's it going?

Great. Um...

Just having a little trouble with this arm.

All better.

Fuck.

Oh, hey, can we get some more chairs?

It's gonna be a big group.

Yeah, sure. Uh...

See, it's sort of a double celebration.

I got some really good news today, and it's my birthday, so...

Oh, okay.

So do you guys do, like, little cakes?

Yeah, I don't know. Let me check the kitchen.

Do you need it now?

No, later.

I'll cue you.

Okay.

Well, fuck him and his...

Yeah. I gotta go.

- Hey. - There you are.

Um, I was afraid you were gonna be late.

Everyone else is on their way.

Uh, I gotta take off soon.

Claire's got me on lockdown tonight.

Her parents are in town. They wanna see the baby.

She's gonna be the bitch about our family dinner, so...

Heard about the account.

Fuckin' a.

Right?

Moving on up.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm excited, but...

I was really hoping you'd be able to stay.

I know. I would love nothing more than a beer with you. You know that.

I have to, uh,

take a rain check.

But it's kind of a double celebration today.

It's my birthday.

Yeah, I know. It's the... it's 15th, and it's...

- The day that you... - It's the 13th.

13th. I should get you a drink. Is this paid for?

- Yeah, I got it. I... - Okay.

Maybe I can slip away tonight,

take one of those midnight jogs, stop by your place.

I'll wear that pink thing.

Ooh.

And if you're good,

maybe I'll let you open that present.

Hey, baby. In the car.

Absolutely.

You're the boss.

Is that Jen?

Jennifer Parker.

Oh, shit. How are you doing?

Jerry?

Garrett.

Right. Right.

Of course. Um, yeah. I'm...

Doing well. Yeah. How about yourself?

Really good. Really good. Thank you.

Living downtown now. Just finished up my classes.

I went here about my residency, you know.

Do you live down here too?

No. No. Palisades.

Just bought a condo. It's perfect.

Close to work.

Hey, if you're here on your own,

you're welcome to come and join us over there.

No, no, no. Sorry.

I'm just waiting for a few people.

Cool. Well, tell you what,

why don't you give me a call some time.

It'd be great just to hang out.

Have you got my new number?

Yes. I sure do.

- Okay. - Okay.

Bye.

Hey. There you are.

Sorry we're late. The traffic was cray cray.

All right. Well, that's why I suggested leaving early.

Yeah.

But anyway, uh, thanks for coming.

I really just got here myself, so...

How's it going? I'm Garrett.

Just an old acquaintance of mine from college.

He was just dropping by.

So, how great was that conference call?

That is when I thought that we better shift to Houston instead of Denver

to re-synergize orders in the Midwest,

which is why we are now,

the proud partners of their entire western us business.

- Wow. - Isn't that incredible?

- Mm-hm. - Mm.

Uh, we better get going.

Early morning.

- Yeah, we better go. - Just one more drink.

I mean, I'm really sorry.

But thanks for putting all this together.

Great. Yeah, no. Of course.

- I'm pretty beat as well. - It's a P.M. thing.

Right. Long weekend. Um...

I'll see you guys Monday.

- Great. - Great. Bye.

Do you want me to sing or something?

Today's modern woman expects to see in the mirror

what she feels like on the inside.

We are dedicated to building a better you.

So come on by.

I hate this feeling.

Skin crawling, bad breath.

Thirsty.

Hard to breathe.

Feeling puffy and gross.

Where am I?

Arms heavy, splitting headache.

I am so hungover.

What happened last night?

I hate waking up at a strange place.

Okay, I was at the bar,

and I went home.

Right?

I can't remember.

Oh, god, here it comes.

Mm.

It's never been this bad before.

It's gonna be a long day.

Don't feel like myself.

Where's my cell?

Okay, new rule.

No more crashing in strangers' basements.

I can't see anything. Where is everyone?

Whoa...

My ears won't stop ringing.

What a way to start 25.

I can't fucking see anything.

Maybe I'll see when I put my contacts in...

Need to splash some water on my face.

Find my purse, check in with work...

My sweats...

Do a marathon of CSI...

Wear my dress, go home, check on my dog...

And then I'm gonna find out what the fuck happened last night.

What the fuck is this?

Just talking...

go home...

Get out of my head.

Knock it off, knock it off. I'm just imagining this.

Who's there?

Someone please help.

- Hello? - I'm not sick.

I'm not sick. I'm not sick.

Who said that?

How should I know?

Tell me what's happening.

Where are we?

Whoa...

I'm Jennifer.

Who else is here?

Oh, hi, is it my turn?

I'm Ellie.

Madeleine. I'm Madeleine.

Okay, is that... That everybody?

- I wanna wake up now. - Where are we?

I wanna move. Why can't I move?

Same reason the rest of us can't.

We're inside the same body.

Like multiple personalities?

No, idiot. You're attached to me.

This is my body. I... See, I can move my hand.

Wait. The foot. I'm moving it.

Will you two kindly shut up and let me take control?

- Why do you get to drive?

Because I'm in charge.

- Like hell you are. - Back off.

Hey, wait, guys, stop fighting, okay? You're pulling us apart.

I think I just heard something.

You think? Or you did?

- Shh, quiet. - Oh, god!

Whoever did this to us is still here.

Hey, we need to go now.

Don't panic.

I don't wanna die.

Okay, we just need some more time to figure out

how this thing works. Agreed?

On the count of three.

One...

Two...

Three.

What the hell is that?

Some kind of...

Owl-cat?

Aw, is it weird that I want one?

- Someone's coming.

This is absolutely disgusting.

It's totally unsanitary. You're not supposed to be eating down here.

I have low blood sugar.

You don't have low blood sugar, you just love sugar. All right?

Come on.

Look at that. Do you see that?

About half the filling they used to have, man.

No corn syrup. That's bullshit.

It was different when we were kids.

This is what's wrong with America.

Say whatever the fuck you want about Reagan, things were different then.

It's not what's wrong with America, man. Okay?

I don't need to look inside your fucking donut.

Gimme a hand with this shit.

I just got these!

Just got those, huh? Man, you have to go to Bross again.

Fuck.

Go, get a mop.

You see that?

See what?

All right, man, why'd you do that?

I hate myself.

All right, fair.

Hmm.

- What are you doing? - Dude.

What are you doing?

I saw something.

Not getting weird.

What the hell was that?

What's that? Shit.

Uh, one of the bodies is out. One of the bodies.

Hang on. She's over here.

Wait. Wait. Stop.

OMG.

Did I just kill someone?

We just killed someone.

Time for a group hug. Let's go.

The hell are you doing?

Go!

You okay?

No, I mean, fuck, just drive!

Miss?

Hey, you okay?

You're not gonna puke on my seats, are you?

Do you need to go to a hospital?

The doctor?

Where do you wanna go?

You don't have money to pay for this, do you?

Fucking junkie!

What are we doing here?

This is my place. It's safe.

We just need some time to think.

How is this safe?

There is a giant bloodstain on the floor.

We need to go to the hospital.

No. No, no, no.

Whoever did this to us is gonna be looking there.

We can go to the cops.

A scarred-up woman with no ID, claiming to be three different people.

They'll lock us up.

We'll just explain it like really super carefully.

I'm so sick of the sound of your voice.

Well, at least I'm trying to help.

What did I just say?

Guys, there's no use fighting.

There's literally nowhere we can go.

Shit.

- Good as new. - That's not normal.

Why doesn't this hurt at all?

Maybe our nerve endings are shot.

What the hell are you doing?

We can't feel anything.

Okay. One...

Two...

Guys.

Don't you think we're just getting a little bit off-track here?

Never wanna have any fun.

Come on. Just one hand.

Ugh. Focus. What is the last thing that you guys remember?

It's all a bit blurry.

I mean, I was hanging out with friends,

and I was at some bar...

- Vick's. - I was there too.

So was I.

These guys invited me to come hang out at their...

Frat house.

It was lame. I don't know. It was like all so fuzzy after that.

Okay, well, I came back here and I was waiting for a friend

and then someone hit me and I blacked out.

I just remember there was...

This light on my face,

and they grabbed me.

Next thing I know, I woke up with you two.

Okay. Okay, so whatever sick son of a bitch did this, must have been at that bar.

Okay, so he like, followed us,

and then took us...

- Where? - Downtown.

- Right? - Great.

So we don't actually remember anything.

This is a waste of time.

I have to make a call.

You can't just take us somewhere without asking.

I've had it up to here with you.

What are you doing?

I'm calling my boyfriend.

Looking like that?

Shit.

- Jen? - Hey, uh...

Just, um, calling to check in.

What's wrong with your voice?

I have a cold.

What the fuck, four days you don't show up for work, you don't text or anything?

You know how pissed the clients are?

Um, look, Dan, this is really important.

- Do you remember anything... - No, okay, listen, all right?

I... I don't wanna do this right now, but we're done.

Um...

I'm sorry. Are you...

Are you firing me or breaking up with me?

Yeah, look, I got a family to think about.

A family? You fucking douchebag!

Shut up! Sorry. No, that... that... That wasn't me.

- Um... -What do you mean, that wasn't you?

How about we call your wife

and we tell her how many beads you like to put up your ass?

Oh, no, no, no, no. No, Dan, sorry.

Um, I didn't mean that.

- I really would love to work this...

Out.

Well, thanks for that, guys.

Anyone else have loved ones that they would like to reach out to?

Please, you don't love him.

What, of course

I... what do you... How do you know that?

I don't know.

Yeah, I think we can share some feelings and thoughts.

What am I thinking right now?

- Peanut butter. - Peanut butter.

Yeah! That's amazing. It works!

So, we can read our minds.

Whatever. Who cares. We need a plan.

Well, we can go back to my place.

We can test this stuff out,

and figure out our next move.

Guys, we need a doctor.

Jerry. Fucking Jerry.

- Who? - Garrett.

He was at the bar, he's a med student...

Oh, I would not put this past him.

Well, maybe he can fix this. Like, change us back.

What are we waiting for? Let's go.

No, he could be dangerous.

Well, we can't stay here.

They could come back looking for us.

Well...

We need to figure this out together.

We could go to my place. I mean, there's peanut butter.

And we can get a hat or something.

Okay, fine.

All I have is suit jackets anyway.

Should we vote?

Okay, all in favor of this plan, say "aye."

- Ooh. Aye. - Aye.

Shh!

My room mate's sleeping.

You have a room mate?

Ooh.

Oh, it's gonna take a hell lot of cover-up

if we wanna hide these scars.

- I used to be pretty. - Don't say that.

We're beautiful.

Well, I think some new clothing might be in order.

Oh, yeah, I can totally throw something together.

What size are we?

A two, a four, a ten?

All my stuff is zero.

Ugh. Of course, it is.

Maybe something forgiving.

Hey, you know, it doesn't have to be all gloomy.

Yeah, it's like playing dress-up.

I don't... I don't really dance.

Your parents didn't ever sign you up for like, ballet, or jazz, or anything?

I did piano and synchronized swimming.

That's like dancing!

I did piano too.

And I also did tap,

I did jazz, I did hip-hop,

I did ballet,

I did gymnastics. Oh, and I did cheer.

What about you?

Um, I did field hockey in high school.

We won state.

And then, uh, taekwondo.

But I quit once I got my black belt.

That's cool. I can make Tiramisu.

I can juggle.

I, uh, I do my own taxes.

Yeah. I need to do those. I knit.

I can hold my breath for a really long time.

I don't know who my dad is.

I've ridden a horse.

I was valedictorian.

You know, guys don't mind giving me money sometimes.

Just take some photos.

Oh, my god. I... Actually can hula hoop surprisingly well.

- Really? - Prove it.

I'll say.

I have three email accounts.

My favorite color is sparkly.

What's your favorite color?

- Um, green. - Isn't it brown?

Funny.

Wow, that's really good.

Yeah, I don't know what she's doing in there. Listen.

I know. It's so weird. I live with a crazy person.

I really think I should get my own place.

I will. I just have really bad credit.

No. Like, really bad credit.

No, worth like, a 2.

That is possible. I checked.

And also, she keeps eating all of my garlic hummus.

Um, do you guys think we have time to accessorize?

We should wear hats.

Yeah. I knit a bunch.

Hi!

Hey...

Make it cooler.

What's up?

What's up?

Will you hurry up, please?

Just a minute!

Oops. My bad.

What's up! Hey.

- Great song. - -Thank you.

Watch where you're fucking going.

Sorry. I didn't mean to...

Not use the term "project" right now.

It's too limiting.

Myself and the other creators, we started calling it a "gift."

You are so right.

That's revolutionary.

- So... - That sounds great.

What are you guys talking about?

- Just art. - I love art!

I took art history last year.

I got a b in everything.

So do you guys go to Lau?

I'm sorry. Who are you?

Ellie.

And you're Peter, right?

- I think we met before. - Right.

- Lily. - Ellie.

I remember you as a "Lily" for some reason.

You look like a "Lily."

Thanks.

Yeah, I, uh, work with Teddy, over from...

Flanigan's. That's right.

I love that guy.

Guys, this guy makes the best quinoa salad.

Yeah! That's him.

Hey, guys, let's make some room for Teddy's friend.

- Lily. - Ellie.

Fuck. That's right. I'm sorry, Shelly.

Ellie.

So like I was saying,

a collective can't really be experienced by other people.

It's more of an aberration of consciousness.

You know?

So what kind of art do you make?

I'm not really into the term "make" right now.

It's too capitalist.

Well, um, I would love to see what you... do.

I'd love for you to experience it sometime.

It'd be a real treat.

For you.

This is boring.

Let's go to Zac's house party.

I need to arrive and leave before someone gets there.

Who's the bar star?

She's Teddy's friend. She's cool.

Lily.

Mm-hmm.

Anyone for shots?

Whoo!

Does anybody wanna

come with me to the bathroom? Going to the bathroom.

Anyone wanna come with me?

- We're good. - Thanks.

Miss, you've got a tab to pay.

Um, what?

Is there a problem?

It's...

It's all right, Freddy. She's with us.

Hey, you look like you could use a drink.

Uh, me and my brothers were going back to the house.

Maybe you wanna come? It'd be a fun time.

It's so sweet that you're so close with your family.

We are. Yeah.

Inseparable, you know.

Yeah, let's do it.

Let's go.

Ooh, watch yourself. I'll call the Uber.

My underwear's sparkly.

I know.

Wait.

What? What's wrong?

Who's that?

What?

That's just Dave.

Oh.

Okay.

Wait.

Who's that?

That's Doug.

That's the other Doug.

I don't think that this is such a good idea.

Why not? We're just hanging out.

Four, five good buddies, camera...

It's just that it's a little crowded.

It's weird. I just... Thought you said you liked me.

I don't think I said that.

You don't like him?

- He's a good guy. - A really good guy.

Yeah.

I'm such a great guy, and...

I'm pretty tired.

Over it. Let's go.

Ugh.

Hey.

Hey...

Wait!

Hey. Yo, can I get a ride to Tennessee?

A minute.

I... take anything. Just take it all.

Why were you at Vick's bar, answer the truth.

- What? - I mean, answer...

Answer the question!

I don't know. It's closer to school, and it's got happy hour, and...

Look, my wallet's on that table. Just go and take the wallet.

Oh, we're not robbing you, Jerry.

Jerry... no, it's Garrett.

Are you Jen?

Shit. He knows you.

Stay in character.

Keep pressure on the base of his skull.

Jen, you haven't said anything for a while.

Jen, are you all right?

Why are you dressed like a stripogram?

Can you just turn around?

For a second.

Can you just close your eyes?

Sure, I can... yeah.

Okay. Just...

Promise.

Promise us that you're not gonna freak out.

Okay.

Okay...

Open your eyes.

So, Jen...

What happened?

I don't know.

Do you remember anything?

We were at a bar, yeah. That's when we woke up.

When we saw you at Vick's, right, and then, um,

yeah, we woke up at an operating table in a warehouse...

Who did this to you?

Duh. That's what we're trying to figure out. Of course.

So, what do you mean "we"?

Three of us.

What do you mean the three of you? Who else is in there?

Jennifer, Ellie, Madeleine.

God, why can't this guy keep up?

I thought you said he was a doctor.

I did. Well, maybe he's just a little bit slow.

I'm still at medical school.

But I obviously skipped the class of the whole reanimated beings.

Are you okay in there?

Do we really look...

That bad?

No, no, no.

No, no, you look great.

Um, it's just...

It's incredible that you're still alive, you know?

Now, you're gonna help fix it. Yeah.

Of course you are, you're gonna change us back.

Please. As soon as possible. Yes.

Look, Jennifer...

And company...

I don't think that's realistic.

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What are you talking about?

Guys, I'm really sorry,

but I don't think that's possible.

To be perfectly honest with you,

it doesn't make any medical or scientific sense

that you're even alive.

There has to be something you can do.

I'm really sorry, but I don't think there is.

Given the massive tissue loss,

and the fact that this is fuckin' impossible,

I'm sorry but I think you're stuck like this.

Hey, wait. Don't go. Don't go. Come on.

I really wanna help you here.

Why don't we go to a hospital

where I can get a second opinion?

Yes, I'll get the check then, shall I?

Women.

I gotta go.

No.

- Hey, baby.

What the fuck!

I didn't know we had it in us!

Me either. That's so great.

I feel like we could do anything.

Well, maybe together, we can find a way to fix us.

Aw, Garrett was trying.

Oh, please, he's an idiot.

- Yeah. Useless. - I thought he was cute.

In a useless idiot kind of way.

Okay, well, there... there has to be something, right?

There isn't. Remember, he said we're lucky to even still be alive.

Does it mean we're trapped like this? Because we can't even walk straight.

- We need help. - Well, we have help though.

We have each other.

Yeah, and we can get stronger.

- Find who did this. - Trap them, dominate them.

- Make them pay. - Cut out their hearts.

Feast on their flesh!

What?

Jesus, Ellie.

What? I thought that's where we were going with... no?

Okay.

All in favor of finding the motherfucker who did this,

and cutting his goddamn heart out, say "aye."

Aye.

Aye.

Yeah. That's a good one.

Seriously.

It's okay, I guess.

Come on, don't be so hard on yourself.

Maybe you just need to loosen up a little bit.

Can I buy you a drink?

Two tom Blakes, good sir.

Whatever you say, tom.

They named a drink after me.

Really? Which one?

The tom Blake.

Oh! Right.

Sorry. Yeah. Of course.

Maybe I look a little bit familiar.

You have cable?

I don't really watch TV.

See me on a billboard?

I don't look up that much.

Internet meme?

Maybe. Yeah.

I'm the lead of the Thomas Blake adventures.

It's a TV show.

I'm tom Blake.

Uh... oh... Okay, that's great!

Sorry, I...

I didn't know celebrities came in here.

Yeah.

I'm down-to-earth like that.

Do you mind if...

Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Get in here.

Aw, geez, god.

See, I just wish my face was...

Like, up, or something.

I think you're perfect just the way you are.

You do?

Sure.

I love your hands.

Oh. These?

Yeah. I started off as a hand model.

My agent said I could have been the Burt Reynolds of the hand world.

It's amazing.

- Can I touch them? - Whoa!

Hands off the merchandise.

I'm just... I'm just kidding.

It's a little industry joke.

Yeah, sure, knock yourself out.

Oh...

Wow.

Your fingers are so strong and so smooth...

Okay.

See, everybody has...

That one feature that's perfect,

that's special.

Still trying to figure out what mine is.

You're kinda freaky.

Do you wanna get out of here?

Hell, yeah. Mm-hm.

Okay.

Do you need to pay or...

No, it'll be fine.

Hello?

Hi.

Yeah, that sounds great.

Well, I have some ideas about what I might want.

Well, I think you know why you're different.

Oh, I have to check on my dog.

Yeah.

No, he'll be fine.

Yeah.

Well, the song sounds great.

Whoa. Hold up.

I need to talk to someone.

Not gonna happen. Back in the line.

Hope to be the architect

that builds the metaphysical lung pocket

that wakes them up.

And I also think...

That this objective truth that we live in,

and this...

- holy fuck!

Hold on a second. I'm trying to tell you something important here.

I...

This objective truth that we live in,

it doesn't come from the brain.

It comes from the heart.

Ever had a thought so profound, it was like you never were even thinking them?

In a world more metaphysical than anything else...

Last Friday, was he with you all night?

I don't think this is such a good idea.

Hey, hey, hey. Look...

I'm a really good guy.

He's a really good guy.

We gotta live while we're young, you know,

take advantage of these moments.

Carpe diem, you know, cash up, this is the time.

- I guess so. - Yeah.

Yo, what's up?

What happened to your face?

I like your hair.

Are you here for the conference?

I'm really sorry. Fuck, there's no fuglies.

No solicitors.

Really? Like...

Whoa. Hey, listen up...

What is wrong with you?

What was that?

Ah, it's nothing, baby. Let's get comfy.

No, no, no, no!

See? I told you. It's nothing.

Dude, bro, go check it out.

I checked it out last time.

Crazy stuff always be happening at the frat.

Dude?

Bro?

- I should probably go... - Shh!

You go.

Dude, we gotta get out of here. We gotta bail.

Dude!

Go home!

What is...

You did this to us.

But I've never seen you before.

You picked up a girl the other night.

Ellie.

Look, I... I got a lot of irons in the fire, baby.

You fuckin' Franken-bitch!

You brought us back here,

and then you murdered us.

I would never do that!

I'm a good guy!

- Yeah?

A really good guy?

Oh, my god. Oh, my god, I swear. Look, look, I don't know.

That girl was so hammered, she got in a Van or something.

Whose Van was it?

Some fuckin' med student's, I don't know.

- It was just so fuckin'... - You're lying!

- I'm not lying! -How many others have you killed?

I didn't. I swear, I did not.

Say it.

I love you.

What... what do you want me to say?

Say you're sorry!

Oh, I'm sorry! I'm so fuckin' sorry.

Are you kidding? I...

Please, I swear to you, I will never do this again.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

We know you won't.

Oh, baby. Come on.

God, I cannot believe we just did that!

It was amazing!

It just felt so right.

Who knew killings could be such a rush!

Ah, Ellie, you with that fighting!

Oh, no, my gosh. Madeleine,

when she was I was like.

Oh, my god, you guys.

We're getting blood all over the seats.

I just got this thing cleaned.

Snap. Um, maybe we should...

Get back to the apartment, 'cause this could be bad.

I mean, we can always get revenge later.

Guys. Guys, guys, guys.

Look.

That Van's been following us all night.

Just ignore it. We should go back to the apartment and fix ourselves up.

Not yet.

See?

Grab your extra sauce.

The whole sandwich just becomes wet.

The thing's crappy...

It's a chicken sandwich.

Okay? The sauces ain't matter, man.

It's just fucking mayonnaise.

Should've been better, man.

Putting rubbish into me.

You don't need to go on and on about it, okay? I get it.

It's a chicken sa... Yeah, it's tasty.

I'm enjoying it.

- Okay. - That's all I wanted.

Okay, then let's just...

Was it that hard?

Well, I don't need to have a 20-minute conver...

There's a sweet soul in there! Let him out!

It's delicious.

And the sauce is good?

What's that?

What the hell?

Uh, looks like she's in bed, man.

Yeah. Circle around one more time.

Will! Will!

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, put that down. Put that down. Hey.

Let's talk, okay?

You did this to us!

No. No. We're just doing our job.

We're just observing.

No one is here to hurt you.

Stay down, pretty freak.

Wait! Wait!

Wait!

Just a minute.

- Oh, shit, what happened to you? - Long story.

Oh, no, I need to have a look at this. Okay?

I'll be very gentle.

- Sorry. - It's fine. It's fine.

Uh, hold this right there, okay?

I'll be right back.

La...

This might hurt a little, okay?

Do you have anything to drink?

I don't usually drink while I do this,

so it may scar a little.

But I don't think anyone's going to notice.

So are you gonna tell me what happened?

Oh...

I just asked a few people a few questions about who did this to us.

That's all.

Okay.

Well, it's my medical opinion

you should probably not ask anyone any more questions,

at least till these things heal over.

Is he trying to get us drunk?

It's gotten straight to her head.

What? You guys don't like wine?

Cool place you have here.

Thanks. Decorated it myself.

Well, thanks for being like, so sweet

and taking really good care of us.

You're welcome.

- Aw, come on. - What? He's sweet, right?

I think at least one of us is a light-weight.

Now you seem really set on this whole rampage thing,

but just I think you should just chill out on that one.

I just don't want to see you get hurt.

Aw!

Well, he is kinda cute.

Ladies, we don't wanna do this.

Look at his apartment, it's like my 14-year-old cousin lives here.

You know what? You've got a really beautiful eye.

I mean, "eyes."

They're both really nice.

Very... very different from each other.

They're very... very unique.

Very beautiful.

Very beautifully unique.

Thanks.

- All in favor, say "aye. - " - Aye.

Ugh. Whatever.

Are you ready?

I'm really fine with just cuddling.

I don't think so.

Yes. Oh, yes!

Bite my fingers.

Bite my fingers.

Ow. Ow.

We needed that.

Yeah. Not...

Not a problem.

Are you...

Are you okay?

Yeah. I'm...

We're fine.

This unprovoked assault led to several casualties

and a survivor is feeling violated.

This girl came in,

and messed up every single one of our bros,

and... And also hurt people.

There's not much in here, just many notes and...

And receipts from chick-fil-a.

What does she look like?

U h, she's got something on her face,

like a... like a scar...

It might be a dead-end.

Well, there has to be something.

No. No, there's nothing.

Have you lost everyone closest to you in your life?

Yeah, we lost a lot of good guys today.

Uh, Cody, Toby,

Jody, uh, Brody...

Brad and Brad. Lost both brads yesterday.

A lot of good guys. A lot of good guys.

Police are warning the public to watch out for a woman

between five and six-and-a-half feet,

with some scarring on her face, wearing a blue jacket.

- What are you doing? - It's for the best.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, it's for the best, it's for the best.

Look, you can't keep doing what you did last night.

It's not healthy.

They could still be looking for us.

The police too.

- It's safer if you stay here... - No!

You can't change what's happened to you.

Why is it so important?

You lied to us.

No, I tried to protect you.

We can take care of ourselves.

Fine, then I'm coming with you.

This is bullshit, by the way.

This is us...

Protecting you.

Thanks.

We'll see you again soon.

Look, it doesn't matter who did this to you.

This is who you are now.

Guys, maybe he's right.

We could stay here with Garrett.

I thought finding who did this would give us some closure

but killing more people won't get us anywhere.

The psycho responsible for this isn't going to stop.

You saw the guys with the Van.

More will follow.

After this, everything will be perfect. You'll see.

So, are you staying?

Wait here.

We'll be back soon.

Yes?

Uh, yeah.

Uh, she's wearing, like a skirt and a blouse.

Like black slipper-type shoes.

She's like a 7 or an 8.

What does that even... Oh, hell.

Like peaches, I think.

I think. Like a peach.

Peach-ish.

I like it.

I don't know if the...

I don't know.

You decide. I don't... okay.

Hi.

The surgeon will see you now.

So, uh, Madeleine, um...

What makes you interested in my procedure?

Well, I guess I've just always felt that I was...

Lacking...

In some way.

Like I was incomplete.

A work in progress.

Hold that thought. Just one second.

You just can never be too careful.

Where were we?

Uh, well, I guess I'm just interested in the usual stuff.

Uh, perkier breasts, longer legs...

I guess my ass could be worked on a little bit,

and I think I was short-changed with my eyes,

and I really don't like my fingernails...

Or my ears and I really don't like my face.

We could fix all that right up for you.

Um, is there a hair preference, or...

Blond.

Brunette.

Sometimes doesn't help to be too choosy.

Um, I read earlier that you have a history of mental illness.

I'm not sick.

I know. I know. It's okay.

I mean, if we cut everyone who wasn't quite right in the noggin,

we'd never have one of these, um...

Any allergies, sensitivity to drugs,

or a next of kin you would like to notify in case of a medical emergency?

Great. This is all pretty boiler plate stuff.

I'm sure you'll... Take a look at it at your leisure.

Let's take a tour, shall we?

I'd love that.

This is where the magic happens.

Now, you understand this is a little different

than my other more commercial career.

But I want you to appreciate

procedures like this are my passion.

What's your success rate?

I don't like to keep score.

I know I've learned a lot about what not to do.

Funny thing about arteries, super glue, moisture, decay...

I've seen enough.

When do we start?

Really?

Uh, great. You sure this is what you want?

'Cause for legal reasons, I mean, I need you to sign that.

Of course.

I'm going to be perfect.

That's a fat one.

All these bodies are guaranteed usable.

Most of them are under 50,

most non-smoker and meth-free-ish.

Also, non-hormonal and 100% organic.

Just a little black-market surgery humor there.

So, do you, uh, wanna take your pick?

What's your policy on supplying your own?

- The hell? - You just hit somebody.

There's number one.

I swear I hooked up with this chick...

- You always say... -no, she's like, went to NTR.

She's in the champions. I know this girl.

- Hurry up. - Okay.

I got this.

Where'd she get a bat?

These are great.

They're so... fresh.

Ah...

So impressive, you guys. Where did they come from?

Hmm...

Regardless, she's got a good eye,

she's got a good eye, and you...

Got a good personality.

So, here's what I'm thinking.

Oh, baby,

come to daddy.

We can cut right here...

Now I have to ask you if you're absolutely 100% positive

you wanna go through with this?

Well, I was...

Shh...

Sleepy baby.

Aw...

Come on.

Come on!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the king's horses and all the king's men,

couldn't put Humpty together again.

Hello.

Ah, hey, it's you. You're back. Oh...

Wow, you look awesome.

This is so great.

Aw, man, what happened to your hair?

It was so good before, with the brown, and the yellow...

Shut up!

You'll pay for what you did to us.

Whoa!

Wait. You said "us"?

You... you're three fuckin' people?

That is so cool!

Full exposure.

This has, like, never actually worked before.

So I am just over the moon right now. Whoa!

Yes! I knew I could do it. I could do it. I could do it.

I could do it. In your fucking face...

Shut up!

Why did you do this...

To us?

What do you mean?

The procedure was a complete success.

Although you did send some mixed messages

by killing my employees.

Okay, I get it, you're a little confused.

Probably because of the whole three brain thing.

Whoa! Madeleine!

Why are you so upset?

This is exactly what you wanted.

You are perfect.

Except for the hair. But we will work on that.

What are you doing?

We need him.

The operation is incomplete.

What's he talking about, Madeleine?

Well...

I didn't want for it to come out like this, but...

Surprise.

Are you okay?

I mean, you look great,

but I can't really read you with the whole... face thing.

You murdered us?

And you used our bodies for spare parts?

No...

I chose you.

Apart, we were flawed.

Together we are almost perfect.

I liked my life.

Jennifer.

What kind of friends ditch you on your birthday?

And Ellie, did you really wanna be a bar star

for the rest of your life?

- We killed so many people! - I know.

Wasn't it amazing? And that was just a test run.

Now you're part of me.

Or, I'm part of you.

I don't wanna be a part of you.

You sick fuck.

What do you mean?

I don't ever, wanna like...

Hang out with you anymore.

Well then,

I'll just have to make a few alterations.

Nip here,

a tuck there,

couple of lobotomies to calm you down.

And then, we'll be perfect.

Like hell we will.

No, don't do that.

Guys! Can we just get along?

That's okay. I probably have a spare one of those in the dumpster.

Admit it. You need me.

I'll never.

Oh!

I can fix that. I can probably fix that.

What are you doing?

Don't drink that. Sweetheart, don't drink that.

I don't know what I put in there.

Stay out of this, Ellie!

No! I don't wanna live like this anymore.

No!

Oh, fuck it.

Rise.

Rise, my beauty.

Meet your new mother.

I'm not gonna let you down, Mr. president.

Like a hot knife through butter.

Mm-hm.

Get on with it.

Fuck you! Can we think about this?

Don't worry, Madeleine, your argument will be over soon.

You're gonna need to let it go.

Shut up!

Can you get away from us?

Can I let you in on a little secret?

I love all my beauties equally.

But you're definitely my favorite.

Unfortunately...

I have to take you apart to see how you work.

What? What? What?

Sorry, Madeleine.

You're the prototype,

the secret to perfection.

After this, I'm gonna make dozens,

hundreds more.

And you've shown me the way.

Fresh meat.

Just so you know,

this is gonna break my heart,

as much as it breaks yours.

Just a little bit closer.

Well, son of a bitch.

Get started. But no eating.

Hi.

Hello.

- How are you? - I am good.

Good.

- How are you? - I'm good, mate. Thank you.

- Excellent. -Anyhow, don't know if you can help me or not.

I'm looking for a girl who's about that big.

Got some things on her face.

Um. Nobody like that here.

One sec, one sec. What do you guys do here?

Just, you know, your basic, um...

- Medical supply company. - Really?

Oh wicked. Can I have a look? I've just graduated

- from med school, so... - Well, it's uh... we're closed.

- So we cannot... - Yeah...

Okay. So, um,

- you're a doctor. - I am, yeah.

What are you? Are you like a... A dentist or something?

No.

This seemed so legitimate.

Happy now?

Come on. If we don't work together, we won't survive.

We can fight it out later.

But for now, we have to move.

How... how big is this place?

Fast.

Cool. So what's the...

What's the ground rent on this place like?

We don't call it ground rent here.

We call it, um, just regular rent.

All right, so the hipsters moving in and making it trendy, right?

- Mm-hm. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know...

One, two, three.

Well, then, you said you had a medical supplier closet.

Could I check it out?

It's, um, it's in the back.

That's fine if I'm walking.

The thing about it is,

if I'm just gonna be really honest with you.

Sure.

I'm worried about

your family...

What... they're in England. No, that's fine.

No one's... no one's gonna miss me at all.

Why, it's almost bed time there now, so...

- Totally different time zone. - Yeah, exactly, about eight hours.

Um, girlfriend? Boyfriend?

I don't judge, so, maybe both.

- Just... yeah.

- I'm just single, that's all. -Okay. Well then, right this way.

Cool.

- So no one to miss you then, huh? - No, no.

So, no.

All right then.

Heavy bastard.

Come on.

I can't wait to take the spine out of you.

You know, make a short person very tall.

I am gonna chop you up into tiny little pieces,

then I'll feed you to the goldfish.

Of course, there's Louie.

He's particular

to brain stems.

Garrett.

Oh, hello.

Whoa, whoa. Wh... wh... What did you do?

What did you...

What's... what's... What's with all the blood?

You monster!

You dick!

Garrett, hold on.

Th...

- This, uh... - What? This what?

This really wasn't worth it.

Shh.

Don't talk.

No.

We need him to make us perfect.

We don't need to be perfect.

And we don't need you.

All in favor of killing this bitch,

- say "aye." - Aye.

Nay. Nay! Nay! Nay!

Nay!

Nay!

So sick.

I love you.

Oh, hell.

I was hoping it wouldn't come to this.

Release the owl-cat.

Fly, Archimedes.

Fly!

Fuck!

Go ahead then.

Do it.

I always dreamed I would die at the hands of one of my creations.

I only regret that there wasn't more time

to catalog my tales of woe.

And tell you how I became the mad genius you now see.

Shut up.

We need you for something.

You've got work to do.

Mm-hm.