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Hey, Kantmiss!
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I am the great and powerful...
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Aah!
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Dale!
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Just wanted to surprise you.
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You made me miss my shot.
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Ow.
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Son of a bitch!
My back!
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Look what I got.
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Is it real?
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Ohh!
Psych!
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It's gag bread!
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Look at you.
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Right.
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You know...
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we could run away from here.
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We could live someplace else.
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Like where?
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Anywhere that's
better than here.
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Darfur. Syria.
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New Jersey.
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Dale, that's... that's
romantic and all...
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but I can't leave my sister.
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I can't leave either.
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My dear, old grandma
depends on me to feed her.
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God, I am never having kids.
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I mean, how can
you raise a child
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in a world where they televise
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all of life's misery and
inhumanity and then pass it off
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as some sort of twisted
entertainment?
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"The Hunger Games."
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"16 and Pregnant."
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Good morning,
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hungry citizens of District 12.
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In today's news,
we still have no food,
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and the weather will be shitty.
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Oh, and don't forget,
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today is
the Gathering Ceremony,
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so, parents, please bring
your beloved children
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to the square
for a random death lottery.
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Thank you.
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I heard that some kids
are so afraid
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of getting picked for the Games
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that they'll actually
try to get disqualified
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by injuring or
maiming themselves.
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That's an urban legend.
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Uhh!
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Get in line.
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Oh, come on, bitch.
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Ipso facto p...
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Your movie franchise is over.
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Get back in line.
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Get back in line.
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Bloody dick.
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Hey, no talking.
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Keep it moving.
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I gotta find my sister.
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Good luck.
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Petunia.
Kantmiss.
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Hey, Mom.
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I'm scared, Kantmiss.
I'm scared.
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Hey, hey, don't be.
I got you this.
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It's the most courageous bird
that there is...
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a chicken.
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When you wear this,
nothing bad can happen to you.
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Shh. Shh.
No, don't cry.
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You're gonna be fine, okay?
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I promise.
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Keep moving.
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Line up!
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Girls on the right.
Boys on the left!
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Welcome to the 75th annual
Starving Games.
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Oh. Oh! Ohh!
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Hey.
Ohh!
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But that was my sausage!
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And now a video
from our esteemed leader,
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President Snowballs.
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He once killed
his own mother...
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Because she forgot to cut
the crust off his PB&J.
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His only Facebook friend
is Mel Gibson.
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He has an online blog
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that gives away
the endings of movies
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without ever using the
disclaimer "spoiler alert."
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What?
He is...
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the most terrible man
in the world.
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I don't always like beer,
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but when I want one,
I choose Tres Equis.
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Tastes like piss water.
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Aah!
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Every year, I make you
watch this video,
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because, well, you're dumb.
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People forget how in the past
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shit really hit the fan.
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Corporations got too big,
and people lost trust.
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They staged sit-ins.
They rioted.
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You elected Lady Gaga
as President
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and her running mate
Nicki Minaj.
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That's why we wear
these kooky clothes now
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and have bizarre hairdos.
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Then I took over
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and separated the country
into districts
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so that stupid shit
never happened again.
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Aah!
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You've proven that democracy
doesn't work,
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and I'm here, in my sixth
self-proclaimed term,
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to ensure that all free will
is expunged,
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never to rear
its ugly head again.
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Yes, that brings us to today.
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Just to prove what
a sick, sadistic prick I am
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and how you have no control...
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And admittedly after
watching "The Running Man"
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and the Japanese
cult hit "Battle Royale,"
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I came up with
the Starving Games.
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Two kids from each district
are selected
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to play a game to the death
with only one survivor.
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The winner is to be
showered with a bounty,
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including an old ham...
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Oh, I love old ham.
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This coupon to Subway...
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buy any foot-long
for a six-inch price...
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and...
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a partially eaten pickle.
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So happy Starving Games,
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and may the odds be
never in your favor.
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A President Snowballs
production.
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Now let the gathering
begin! Ahem.
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Hugh Janus.
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Hmm?
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No? Yeah. All right.
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I'll pick again. Heh.
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Phil Mahooters.
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Please, Phil Mahooters?
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Dean Gullberry.
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Everyone look around.
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Check behind you
for a Dean Gullberry.
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This is being televised
around the country!
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You won't be laughing
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when two of you are picked
and thrown into the arena
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for your most certain deaths.
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Ahem.
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It's okay.
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Petunia Evershot.
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Whoo!
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Yes! Yes!
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I didn't get picked.
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Hoo-whoo!
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Hoo! Whoo! Yeah!
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♪ I didn't get picked ♪
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♪ I'm 18 now
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♪ No mo' games for me now ♪
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♪ Unh, unh, suck it ♪
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Whoo! Come on!
Gimme some.
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Yeah. One more.
Oh! Whew.
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But I got picked.
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Petunia, I am so sorry.
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Petunia, no. Not fair.
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Do not give me
those puppy-dog eyes.
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I volunteer!
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Oh.
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I volunteer
for the Starving Games!
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Thanks, big sis.
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Oh! If you never make it
back from the Games,
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can I eat your pet hamster?
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What?
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Come, dear.
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Now let's pick a boy to
join you in the games.
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I volunteer also!
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Who said that?
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I did.
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I'm Peter Malarkey.
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Oh.
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Hey, Kantmiss.
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I volunteered
because I like you,
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a lot, and I...
I'm sorry.
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Do I know you?
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Um...
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I'm... I'm the baker's son.
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I once fed you
when you were hungry.
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Oh, right.
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You gave me that walnut bread.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I have a severe nut allergy,
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and I almost died.
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Let's hear it for
our contestants!
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And don't forget to tune in
to the Starving Games
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after the season finale
of "Downton Abbey."
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Can't we say our goodbyes?
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Of course, dear.
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The Capital isn't
completely inhumane.
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You got 9 seconds.
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Petunia!
Kantmiss!
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Don't worry. You're in
good hands with Mom.
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What's up with that Peter dude?
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What?
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I mean he's
a total dork, right?
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How much do you
think he benches?
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Uh...
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Time's up!
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Dale!
Yeah?
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Promise me you'll
take care of Petunia!
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I will, Kantmiss.
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I promise.
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Wait!
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Later.
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Shitheads.
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The Nike Swoosh?
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Yes, I started selling
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advertising space on my face.
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Your willingness to sell
out and whore yourself
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is the primary reason I
made you head programmer.
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Thank you, Mr. President.
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How is the big TV show looking?
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Fantastic. We've replaced Charlie
Sheen with Ashton Kutcher,
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and no one really
seems to give a shit.
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And the Starving Games?
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It's gonna be a great show.
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We have some
very interesting contestants,
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with 2 volunteers
from District 12.
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Volunteers.
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R-O-T-F-L-O-L.
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And because you made it law
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that whoever doesn't watch the
Games would be publicly flogged,
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we're expecting
record high ratings.
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Well, after last years debacle,
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I really had no choice.
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"Celebrity Starving
Games" was a lousy idea.
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No one could have anticipated
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that Oprah would eat
all the other contestants.
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I want this game to go
off without a hitch.
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I don't want some underdog
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from a poor district to enter the
Games and stir up the masses
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with her archery skills
and her brunette hair
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fashioned into a
trademark single braid,
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inspiring revolt which will not
only overthrows my presidency,
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but also spawns a successful
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four-quadrant
blockbuster.
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Ohh!
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And I may need a new gardener.
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I'm Stanley Ceaserman,
and this is
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"The Starving Games
Countdown Show!"
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Tomorrow, the Games begin,
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but tonight, we're going
to meet the contestants.
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You'll get to know them
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through their
touching backstories,
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where we'll manipulate you
with heavily edited
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home video footage
and tragic testimonials.
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Then, when you're emotionally
attached to them,
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we'll send them off
to their horrific slaughter.
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Let's meet
our first contestant.
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Going in order
from District One,
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he's the odds-on favorite
to win this thing.
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He's blond. He's Waspy.
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He's the Aryan youth incarnate.
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He's Marco!
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Yeah!
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Ahh! Yeah!
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Hello, guy.
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Tell us about yourself.
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I'm from District One.
It's a prime district.
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Who are you?
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I'm Cinnamon,
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your stylist.
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How are you holding up?
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I'm scared.
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I don't want to die.
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Ahh. I'm here
to tell you
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that I believe in you.
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You can win this.
270
00:15:05,815 --> 00:15:07,248
I looked at your records,
271
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:10,217
and you are smarter and
craftier than all of them.
272
00:15:10,219 --> 00:15:12,553
Really? You think
that I can win?
273
00:15:12,555 --> 00:15:14,255
Yes, Patricia.
274
00:15:14,257 --> 00:15:15,556
I know it.
275
00:15:15,558 --> 00:15:16,557
Who's Patricia?
276
00:15:18,761 --> 00:15:20,794
You're not the girl
from District Three?
277
00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:23,197
No, I'm from District 12.
278
00:15:30,005 --> 00:15:31,906
You know, this is
perfectly normal.
279
00:15:31,908 --> 00:15:34,642
You seem like you strong...
280
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:41,248
And now, from District 12,
Peter Malarkey.
281
00:15:43,386 --> 00:15:47,288
So, Peter, tell us,
282
00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:50,925
is there a special
someone in your life?
283
00:15:53,228 --> 00:15:54,295
Yeah.
284
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:56,730
Yeah, there is someone.
285
00:15:56,732 --> 00:15:59,166
Aww.
Aww.
286
00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:00,968
Ohh.
287
00:16:00,970 --> 00:16:03,304
Well, do tell.
288
00:16:03,306 --> 00:16:05,673
The person's
actually here tonight,
289
00:16:05,675 --> 00:16:08,442
a person who is...
290
00:16:08,444 --> 00:16:10,678
also in the Games.
291
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:11,979
In the Games with you?
292
00:16:11,981 --> 00:16:14,348
Aww.
Aww.
293
00:16:17,586 --> 00:16:20,621
Well, go on.
294
00:16:20,623 --> 00:16:22,289
Well...
295
00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:24,191
it's a person I've been wanting
296
00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:26,527
to get closer to
for a long time.
297
00:16:26,529 --> 00:16:28,329
You son of a bitch.
298
00:16:29,497 --> 00:16:30,497
So...
299
00:16:30,499 --> 00:16:31,999
tall,
300
00:16:32,001 --> 00:16:33,834
with beautiful eyes
301
00:16:33,836 --> 00:16:36,804
and a smoking hot bod, but...
302
00:16:36,806 --> 00:16:39,239
you know, more than anything,
303
00:16:39,241 --> 00:16:40,941
this person's
got a lot of heart.
304
00:16:40,943 --> 00:16:42,376
Aww.
Aww.
305
00:16:42,378 --> 00:16:44,712
Well, you must tell us.
Who is it?
306
00:16:50,785 --> 00:16:52,853
It's Marco!
307
00:16:52,855 --> 00:16:54,722
Me?
308
00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:56,290
Heh.
309
00:16:56,292 --> 00:16:57,091
Huh?
Huh?
310
00:17:00,161 --> 00:17:01,441
Let's hear it for Peter.
311
00:17:07,636 --> 00:17:08,869
You little shit!
312
00:17:08,871 --> 00:17:11,305
I'm gonna stick
a foot in your ass!
313
00:17:11,307 --> 00:17:14,008
Ohh! Jeez.
314
00:17:14,010 --> 00:17:15,476
What the hell was that about?
315
00:17:15,478 --> 00:17:17,378
It's called
building an alliance.
316
00:17:18,714 --> 00:17:21,815
Haven't you ever watched
"Survivor" or "Big Brother"?
317
00:17:21,817 --> 00:17:23,684
Aah!
When's...
318
00:17:23,686 --> 00:17:26,353
When was the last time
you trimmed your toenails?
319
00:17:29,824 --> 00:17:31,091
Ohh.
320
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:35,496
And now, for our
final contestant,
321
00:17:35,498 --> 00:17:36,797
from District 12,
322
00:17:36,799 --> 00:17:39,033
Kantmiss Evershot.
323
00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:40,868
Whoo!
324
00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:42,403
Let's take a look.
325
00:17:42,405 --> 00:17:45,105
Kantmiss is the best
big sister in the world.
326
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:49,209
She takes care of me.
She feeds me. She clothes me.
327
00:17:49,211 --> 00:17:51,245
She even reads to me.
328
00:17:53,715 --> 00:17:55,883
Ever since Dad died,
329
00:17:55,885 --> 00:17:58,452
Mom's been a little bummed out,
330
00:17:58,454 --> 00:18:02,489
but that doesn't stop the three of
us from having a whole lot of fun.
331
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:09,229
From the first time
I saw Kantmiss, I knew.
332
00:18:09,231 --> 00:18:11,699
I knew she was the one for me.
333
00:18:11,701 --> 00:18:13,934
She's got class.
334
00:18:13,936 --> 00:18:16,537
She's a real lady.
335
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,741
Oh, my God.
336
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:29,683
Ohh!
Oh, my God.
337
00:18:31,454 --> 00:18:32,720
Ohh!
Ohh!
338
00:18:33,722 --> 00:18:35,122
Isn't that just touching?
339
00:18:35,124 --> 00:18:36,757
Aww.
Aww.
340
00:18:36,759 --> 00:18:38,258
Let's bring her out, shall we?
341
00:18:40,896 --> 00:18:42,930
Kantmiss Evershot!
342
00:18:49,537 --> 00:18:52,706
So, Kantmiss,
that's quite a dress.
343
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,141
Give us a little spin.
344
00:18:59,614 --> 00:19:01,582
Heh. Go on.
345
00:19:01,584 --> 00:19:02,649
Don't be shy.
346
00:19:09,258 --> 00:19:11,759
Very nice.
347
00:19:11,761 --> 00:19:12,860
Oh.
348
00:19:16,564 --> 00:19:18,899
Wow, I'm getting word
that flames
349
00:19:18,901 --> 00:19:20,801
actually ignite from the dress.
350
00:19:20,803 --> 00:19:21,902
Flames?
351
00:19:27,977 --> 00:19:29,409
Oh!! Oh!
352
00:19:29,411 --> 00:19:30,944
- Oh, my God.
- Oh,.
353
00:19:30,946 --> 00:19:32,780
Oh, . Aah!
354
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,683
Why are you clapping,
you stupid?!
355
00:19:36,685 --> 00:19:38,085
Aah!
356
00:19:38,087 --> 00:19:39,820
- I'm on fire!
- I'm on fire!
357
00:19:39,822 --> 00:19:43,090
Let's hear it for Kantmiss,
the girl on fire!
358
00:19:43,092 --> 00:19:44,825
Ah!
It's on fire!
359
00:19:44,827 --> 00:19:46,193
It's on fire! It burns!
360
00:19:46,195 --> 00:19:48,562
I'm on fire!!
361
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,432
Good morning, sport fans,
362
00:19:52,434 --> 00:19:55,169
and welcome to the 75th
annual Starving Games.
363
00:19:55,171 --> 00:19:56,804
I'm your host Bob Hylox,
364
00:19:56,806 --> 00:19:58,372
and with me is my sidekick
365
00:19:58,374 --> 00:20:01,008
and color commentator,
Cleaver Williams.
366
00:20:01,010 --> 00:20:02,109
Cleaver, how you doing?
367
00:20:02,111 --> 00:20:03,577
Excited about today's Games?
368
00:20:06,181 --> 00:20:07,614
Fantastic.
369
00:20:07,616 --> 00:20:10,150
Cleaver is a past
Games winner, of course.
370
00:20:10,152 --> 00:20:12,219
In fact, Cleaver,
why don't you tell everybody
371
00:20:12,221 --> 00:20:13,453
in the district watching,
372
00:20:13,455 --> 00:20:15,489
how you got
that delightful nickname.
373
00:20:15,491 --> 00:20:18,192
I used a meat cleaver
to kill everyone.
374
00:20:21,162 --> 00:20:23,831
Still got the old moves.
375
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,101
Hello, Siri.
376
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:29,403
Hello, Seleca.
377
00:20:29,405 --> 00:20:31,004
How's it hanging, boo?
378
00:20:31,006 --> 00:20:32,005
Low and to the left.
379
00:20:32,007 --> 00:20:35,342
Good one.
380
00:20:35,344 --> 00:20:37,244
All right.
Looks like the contestants
381
00:20:37,246 --> 00:20:38,378
have taken the field.
382
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:40,314
All right, Siri,
cut to the field.
383
00:20:55,496 --> 00:20:58,599
Say your prayers, my son,
'cause you are dead.
384
00:21:02,503 --> 00:21:04,872
And the countdown has begun.
385
00:21:04,874 --> 00:21:06,573
30,
386
00:21:06,575 --> 00:21:08,275
29...
387
00:21:08,277 --> 00:21:10,477
Oh, God.
28...
388
00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:13,714
27...
389
00:21:13,716 --> 00:21:14,748
Hmm?
390
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:16,650
26...
391
00:21:17,752 --> 00:21:18,785
25...
392
00:21:20,856 --> 00:21:22,923
24,
393
00:21:22,925 --> 00:21:24,825
23,
394
00:21:24,827 --> 00:21:27,427
22...
395
00:21:28,696 --> 00:21:29,796
21...
396
00:21:29,798 --> 00:21:31,231
Now, it's very important
397
00:21:31,233 --> 00:21:32,733
that the contestants don't move
398
00:21:32,735 --> 00:21:35,269
off the silver circles
before zero.
399
00:21:35,271 --> 00:21:37,004
Otherwise, kablammo,
400
00:21:37,006 --> 00:21:40,474
as the field is booby-trapped
with explosives.
401
00:21:40,476 --> 00:21:42,242
Don't need to remind me.
402
00:21:42,244 --> 00:21:44,845
I went too soon, and I
still can't poop right.
403
00:21:46,814 --> 00:21:48,849
How 'bout that?
404
00:21:50,151 --> 00:21:51,885
13,
405
00:21:51,887 --> 00:21:52,886
12...
406
00:21:54,622 --> 00:21:55,522
11...
Huh?
407
00:21:59,061 --> 00:22:00,460
What are you doing here?
408
00:22:00,462 --> 00:22:01,962
We were asked to perform
409
00:22:01,964 --> 00:22:03,096
at the opening ceremony.
410
00:22:03,098 --> 00:22:05,165
This is the arena.
411
00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:07,868
Oh, you're looking
for stage two.
412
00:22:09,838 --> 00:22:11,905
Oh. Thanks.
Thanks.
413
00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:18,879
Oops.
414
00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:25,252
Wow! What a way
to start the Games!
415
00:22:25,254 --> 00:22:27,254
10,
416
00:22:27,256 --> 00:22:28,755
9...
417
00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:31,725
8...
418
00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:34,494
7...
419
00:22:35,763 --> 00:22:37,497
6,
420
00:22:37,499 --> 00:22:39,366
5...
421
00:22:40,535 --> 00:22:41,601
4...
422
00:22:42,603 --> 00:22:43,603
3...
423
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,174
2...
424
00:22:47,176 --> 00:22:48,675
1.
425
00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:07,995
Siri, more blood.
426
00:23:11,199 --> 00:23:12,199
Oh.
427
00:23:14,136 --> 00:23:15,435
Much better.
428
00:23:31,686 --> 00:23:32,486
Ooh!
Ooh!
429
00:23:38,227 --> 00:23:40,994
Yeah, Marco! Yeah!
430
00:23:53,274 --> 00:23:54,408
Let go!
431
00:23:54,410 --> 00:23:55,609
I got here first!
432
00:23:57,512 --> 00:23:59,346
Yaah!
Now give it to me!
433
00:23:59,348 --> 00:24:00,680
No. I'm not letting go.
434
00:24:00,682 --> 00:24:02,249
There is a dagger in your back!
435
00:24:02,251 --> 00:24:03,917
I'm okay!
436
00:24:06,788 --> 00:24:07,921
What?
437
00:24:09,223 --> 00:24:10,223
It's fine.
438
00:24:10,225 --> 00:24:12,626
It's fine?
439
00:24:12,628 --> 00:24:14,394
Seriously?
You're not letting go?
440
00:24:14,396 --> 00:24:15,695
I want this backpack!
441
00:24:26,107 --> 00:24:28,308
I want this backpack!
442
00:24:28,310 --> 00:24:30,777
I want it. It's mine!
443
00:24:31,879 --> 00:24:33,080
I'm not letting go!
444
00:24:36,150 --> 00:24:37,851
That was my backpack!
445
00:24:47,362 --> 00:24:48,562
What was that sound?
446
00:24:48,564 --> 00:24:49,996
It's the cannon.
They shoot it off
447
00:24:49,998 --> 00:24:51,465
to announce whenever
someone is killed.
448
00:24:51,467 --> 00:24:52,766
Nice.
Looks like the odds
449
00:24:52,768 --> 00:24:54,267
just got better for me, then.
450
00:24:55,504 --> 00:24:56,970
My balls!
451
00:24:58,439 --> 00:25:02,142
Oh! That has
got to hurt.
452
00:25:02,144 --> 00:25:03,610
Let's see an instant replay.
453
00:25:03,612 --> 00:25:05,879
My balls!
454
00:25:07,449 --> 00:25:09,916
My balls!
455
00:25:09,918 --> 00:25:11,051
My balls!
456
00:25:12,287 --> 00:25:13,520
My ball...
457
00:25:13,522 --> 00:25:16,423
My ball...
My... My ball...
458
00:25:16,425 --> 00:25:18,792
My ball...
459
00:25:18,794 --> 00:25:22,129
My balls!
460
00:25:23,531 --> 00:25:25,599
That makes me laugh, Bob.
461
00:25:52,393 --> 00:25:54,060
Get away from me!
462
00:26:09,377 --> 00:26:10,577
Wow!
463
00:26:11,747 --> 00:26:12,879
Who is this girl?
464
00:26:12,881 --> 00:26:14,548
What district is she from?
465
00:26:14,550 --> 00:26:18,118
I'm standing here
in scummy District 12,
466
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:21,421
where people can't believe
that Peter and Kantmiss
467
00:26:21,423 --> 00:26:23,823
have actually survived
the opening.
468
00:26:23,825 --> 00:26:25,859
You can see
the excitement is high,
469
00:26:25,861 --> 00:26:30,263
as no one from this district
has won in a very long time.
470
00:26:30,265 --> 00:26:31,498
Yeah!
Unh!
471
00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:33,500
Go, Kantmiss! Whoo!
472
00:26:33,502 --> 00:26:34,568
That's my girl!
473
00:26:34,570 --> 00:26:36,736
That's my girl!
474
00:26:36,738 --> 00:26:38,405
Yeah!
475
00:26:38,407 --> 00:26:40,473
Back to you in the studio.
476
00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:41,975
I'm on TV!
477
00:26:41,977 --> 00:26:43,476
Thanks, Stanley.
478
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:45,118
And how's the scoreboard
looking, Cleaver?
479
00:26:48,282 --> 00:26:49,916
Got a lot of people dead.
480
00:26:49,918 --> 00:26:52,419
Still, lot of people alive.
481
00:26:52,421 --> 00:26:53,853
Enlightening.
482
00:26:53,855 --> 00:26:56,323
Oh, looks like Kantmiss
is making her way
483
00:26:56,325 --> 00:26:58,191
to the outer edge of the arena.
484
00:27:00,361 --> 00:27:02,329
Siri, slow her down.
485
00:27:08,769 --> 00:27:10,136
Ow.
486
00:27:10,138 --> 00:27:12,973
Now let's get Kantmiss back
to the center of the action.
487
00:27:12,975 --> 00:27:14,107
Holla!
488
00:27:14,109 --> 00:27:16,576
And cue the thrilling
action music.
489
00:27:16,578 --> 00:27:18,445
Ooh.
490
00:27:51,279 --> 00:27:52,279
Hmm.
491
00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:12,132
Oh, you want
to play, huh? Okay.
492
00:28:12,134 --> 00:28:13,400
Siri.
493
00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:14,401
Yeah, what you need?
494
00:28:14,403 --> 00:28:15,435
Attack her with the latest
495
00:28:15,437 --> 00:28:17,003
technological weaponry we have.
496
00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:23,443
Whoo-hah!
497
00:28:23,445 --> 00:28:24,577
Oh, shit!
498
00:28:24,579 --> 00:28:28,315
Yah! Whee hee hee!
499
00:28:28,317 --> 00:28:29,949
Hee hee hee!
500
00:28:59,313 --> 00:29:00,447
No.
501
00:29:00,449 --> 00:29:01,948
What? What?
502
00:29:01,950 --> 00:29:04,284
Orange you glad to see me?
503
00:29:04,286 --> 00:29:06,052
Hey, hey, hey!
504
00:29:06,054 --> 00:29:08,288
What do you get
when you cross an orange
505
00:29:08,290 --> 00:29:09,889
with Quentin Tarantino?
506
00:29:09,891 --> 00:29:11,624
"Pulp Fiction."
You get it?
507
00:29:11,626 --> 00:29:14,227
Pulp.
508
00:29:14,229 --> 00:29:15,662
Hey, Kantmiss,
509
00:29:15,664 --> 00:29:17,130
last time I saw
tits that small,
510
00:29:17,132 --> 00:29:19,299
I was staring
at a pair of kumquats.
511
00:29:20,369 --> 00:29:22,202
Aah!
512
00:29:28,175 --> 00:29:29,709
Go, Kantmiss!
513
00:29:31,612 --> 00:29:33,213
Ooh,
514
00:29:33,215 --> 00:29:35,515
she sure showed
yo' sorry ass up!
515
00:29:35,517 --> 00:29:37,751
You... You shut up, Siri.
You shut up!
516
00:29:37,753 --> 00:29:38,952
Shit. Don't hate
the player.
517
00:29:38,954 --> 00:29:41,154
You...
Hate the game!
518
00:29:41,156 --> 00:29:44,691
Wow! I've never seen
anyone do that before.
519
00:29:44,693 --> 00:29:46,526
She's badass.
520
00:29:46,528 --> 00:29:47,761
Respect.
521
00:29:47,763 --> 00:29:49,796
Reminds me
a little bit of myself.
522
00:29:49,798 --> 00:29:52,165
I'll stop now before
I get too emotional.
523
00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:54,134
Eat my ass!
524
00:29:58,673 --> 00:30:00,273
Think you're so tough?
525
00:30:00,275 --> 00:30:03,143
Well, come back
from this, bitch!
526
00:30:21,362 --> 00:30:24,097
Hey, guys, come on!
Let's go this way!
527
00:30:25,499 --> 00:30:26,866
Come on. Hurry!
528
00:30:26,868 --> 00:30:28,067
Let's go!
529
00:30:46,621 --> 00:30:48,488
When I see her, she's mine.
530
00:30:58,098 --> 00:31:00,467
She's gotta be
around here somewhere.
531
00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,611
You sure Kantmiss
came this way?
532
00:31:11,613 --> 00:31:13,146
Uh, I know it.
533
00:31:13,148 --> 00:31:15,548
How can we be so sure
that we can trust you?
534
00:31:15,550 --> 00:31:17,317
I mean, didn't you volunteer
to be in the games
535
00:31:17,319 --> 00:31:18,751
just so you can get
closer to Kantmiss?
536
00:31:18,753 --> 00:31:20,086
No.
537
00:31:20,088 --> 00:31:23,056
I mean, maybe at first,
538
00:31:23,058 --> 00:31:25,692
but I don't like her anymore.
539
00:31:25,694 --> 00:31:26,759
Really?
540
00:31:26,761 --> 00:31:28,761
Well, you know,
541
00:31:28,763 --> 00:31:31,164
back in District 12, she's...
542
00:31:31,166 --> 00:31:33,199
she's known as quite the whore.
543
00:31:33,201 --> 00:31:34,200
Ahh.
544
00:31:36,437 --> 00:31:37,537
There.
545
00:31:37,539 --> 00:31:38,538
Heh.
546
00:31:38,540 --> 00:31:40,206
Nice work, Peter.
547
00:31:40,208 --> 00:31:42,008
Thanks.
548
00:31:42,010 --> 00:31:44,110
I'm gonna bust her gut
wide open.
549
00:31:45,246 --> 00:31:47,080
This little princess
is all mine.
550
00:31:49,817 --> 00:31:52,485
Raah!
551
00:31:57,658 --> 00:31:58,758
And there's Kantmiss!
552
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,960
Oh, no.
We're gonna kill you.
553
00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:03,129
Right after we eat
our delicious treats.
554
00:32:03,131 --> 00:32:04,464
Huh?
555
00:32:10,037 --> 00:32:11,971
How can you be with them?
556
00:32:11,973 --> 00:32:14,507
I don't know.
557
00:32:14,509 --> 00:32:17,076
I... I guess I just...
558
00:32:18,279 --> 00:32:19,946
really like them.
559
00:32:19,948 --> 00:32:22,448
Th-They're so cool
and popular.
560
00:32:22,450 --> 00:32:24,384
I mean, I'm in
the high school A/V club.
561
00:32:24,386 --> 00:32:27,587
I've never been able to hang
with the in crowd before.
562
00:32:27,589 --> 00:32:29,289
Mmm.
Stay with us.
563
00:32:29,291 --> 00:32:30,290
So good.
564
00:32:30,292 --> 00:32:31,491
Mmm. Oh.
565
00:32:31,493 --> 00:32:34,494
Hey, they said they want
to go to prom with me.
566
00:32:34,496 --> 00:32:36,829
We're gonna rent a limo
and everything.
567
00:32:36,831 --> 00:32:37,897
Isn't that awesome?
568
00:32:37,899 --> 00:32:40,233
Peter, they are just using you.
569
00:32:40,235 --> 00:32:44,103
There can only be one winner
of the Starving Games.
570
00:32:47,775 --> 00:32:49,175
Right.
571
00:32:50,978 --> 00:32:52,979
All right, Kantmiss, game over.
572
00:32:52,981 --> 00:32:55,281
Glammer, you're up.
573
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,853
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
574
00:33:02,924 --> 00:33:05,992
Oh! Looks like we got
ourselves a streaker.
575
00:33:05,994 --> 00:33:07,894
Happens every Game.
576
00:33:07,896 --> 00:33:10,830
What a yahoo.
577
00:33:18,539 --> 00:33:21,074
Get out of here, man.
Get out of here!
578
00:33:21,076 --> 00:33:22,976
Come back here.
Come back here.
579
00:33:24,645 --> 00:33:26,479
Give me that.
580
00:33:38,092 --> 00:33:40,560
Nice impaling.
Yeah.
581
00:33:40,562 --> 00:33:41,561
He did this.
582
00:33:41,563 --> 00:33:42,562
Then it did that.
583
00:33:42,564 --> 00:33:43,763
Indeed, Cleaver.
584
00:33:43,765 --> 00:33:44,931
And that's definitely gonna be
585
00:33:44,933 --> 00:33:47,800
our Kill of the Day!
586
00:33:47,802 --> 00:33:49,068
Kill of the Day!
587
00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:52,138
Kill of the Day...
of the Day!
588
00:33:52,140 --> 00:33:53,539
Our Kill of the Day
is brought to you
589
00:33:53,541 --> 00:33:55,208
by BetLife insurance.
590
00:33:55,210 --> 00:33:56,609
Because life is precious...
591
00:33:56,611 --> 00:33:58,411
BetLife.
592
00:34:01,915 --> 00:34:02,915
How are we going to kill her?
593
00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:05,318
Ahem.
594
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:06,552
Uh...
595
00:34:07,421 --> 00:34:09,422
why don't we just take off,
596
00:34:09,424 --> 00:34:11,124
uh, go kill some other kids
597
00:34:11,126 --> 00:34:12,458
and come back later?
598
00:34:12,460 --> 00:34:13,393
We'll wait.
599
00:34:13,395 --> 00:34:15,294
She has to come down
sooner or later.
600
00:34:47,928 --> 00:34:49,429
Gross.
601
00:34:56,336 --> 00:34:58,271
Hey.
602
00:34:58,273 --> 00:34:59,539
Shh.
603
00:35:09,718 --> 00:35:10,783
Oh.
604
00:35:13,353 --> 00:35:15,354
Have the bees
land on their heads.
605
00:35:16,190 --> 00:35:17,657
Okay. No, shh. Shh.
606
00:35:28,802 --> 00:35:30,269
Those are tracker bees.
607
00:35:30,271 --> 00:35:32,638
Getting stung causes
serious hallucinations.
608
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:33,639
Or death.
609
00:35:36,043 --> 00:35:37,777
Oh!
610
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:46,586
Ow! Ow!
611
00:35:46,588 --> 00:35:47,687
Oh! My ass! Aah!
612
00:35:47,689 --> 00:35:50,890
I think I just swallowed one!
613
00:35:57,664 --> 00:35:58,664
Whoa.
614
00:35:58,666 --> 00:36:00,299
Ooh.
615
00:36:02,469 --> 00:36:04,771
Whoa. Ooh.
616
00:36:05,773 --> 00:36:07,974
What...
617
00:36:12,746 --> 00:36:14,847
Oh, my God. Oh!
618
00:36:14,849 --> 00:36:17,216
Oh. Oh.
619
00:36:19,420 --> 00:36:20,987
Whoo.
620
00:36:20,989 --> 00:36:23,790
Oh.
621
00:36:23,792 --> 00:36:25,892
No way.
622
00:36:25,894 --> 00:36:28,528
Double rainbow.
623
00:36:29,730 --> 00:36:32,064
Whoo!
624
00:36:32,066 --> 00:36:35,001
Double rainbow! Ha!
625
00:36:35,003 --> 00:36:36,235
Oh.
626
00:36:37,204 --> 00:36:38,905
It's starting to look
627
00:36:38,907 --> 00:36:42,975
like a quadruple rainbow!
628
00:36:42,977 --> 00:36:47,980
Oh, my Gooood!
629
00:36:47,982 --> 00:36:50,550
Yes! Yes!
630
00:36:50,552 --> 00:36:53,152
Ah ha ha!
631
00:36:53,154 --> 00:36:55,888
Oh, taste the rainbow.
632
00:37:06,034 --> 00:37:08,167
Ooh.
633
00:37:08,169 --> 00:37:09,802
Oh. Oh.
634
00:37:09,804 --> 00:37:11,938
Oh. Wha?
635
00:37:13,774 --> 00:37:14,774
Oh, my...
636
00:37:14,776 --> 00:37:15,775
What is...
637
00:37:22,049 --> 00:37:23,249
Oh.
638
00:37:25,219 --> 00:37:27,153
Do not make
any sudden movements.
639
00:37:27,155 --> 00:37:28,187
What's wrong?
640
00:37:30,191 --> 00:37:32,491
I've never
seen this happen before.
641
00:37:34,695 --> 00:37:36,829
What are they?
642
00:37:36,831 --> 00:37:38,798
Soul keepers.
643
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,399
Soul keepers!
644
00:37:40,401 --> 00:37:42,301
Ah! Oh, my God! Get 'em off!
Get 'em off!
645
00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:43,870
Get 'em off!
Get 'em off!
646
00:37:43,872 --> 00:37:45,605
You are not keeping my soul!
647
00:37:55,316 --> 00:37:57,250
Oh! Why?
648
00:37:58,386 --> 00:37:59,986
Right above your head.
649
00:37:59,988 --> 00:38:01,287
No, no, no, no.
650
00:38:09,796 --> 00:38:10,930
Whew.
651
00:38:10,932 --> 00:38:13,799
I think I got 'em all.
652
00:38:13,801 --> 00:38:17,303
Soul Keepers hold all of the
souls of our ancient ancestors.
653
00:38:18,272 --> 00:38:19,639
There goes my sister,
654
00:38:19,641 --> 00:38:21,073
my grandma
655
00:38:21,075 --> 00:38:22,708
and my drunk Aunt Sheila.
656
00:38:24,078 --> 00:38:26,212
Oops.
657
00:38:26,214 --> 00:38:28,147
Who are you?
658
00:38:28,149 --> 00:38:29,916
We are a proud
and ancient people
659
00:38:29,918 --> 00:38:33,019
created by James Cameron.
660
00:38:33,021 --> 00:38:36,155
I'm the king of the world!
661
00:38:41,728 --> 00:38:43,696
Here.
662
00:38:43,698 --> 00:38:45,331
Give me your hair.
663
00:38:45,333 --> 00:38:47,199
We'll join the ends
and make love,
664
00:38:47,201 --> 00:38:49,235
Na'vi style.
665
00:38:49,237 --> 00:38:50,503
Okay.
666
00:38:59,847 --> 00:39:01,547
Ohh.
667
00:39:01,549 --> 00:39:02,648
Yeah.
668
00:39:02,650 --> 00:39:04,650
Oh, yes.
669
00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:08,321
Kantmiss.
670
00:39:08,323 --> 00:39:10,589
Kantmiss!
671
00:39:10,591 --> 00:39:11,691
Kantmiss!
672
00:39:12,759 --> 00:39:14,660
Kantmiss!
673
00:39:14,662 --> 00:39:15,928
Yes.
674
00:39:15,930 --> 00:39:17,663
Kantmiss! Kantmiss!
675
00:39:17,665 --> 00:39:19,498
Kantmiss!
676
00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:21,334
Are you trying
to hook up with me?
677
00:39:23,337 --> 00:39:24,370
What? No!
678
00:39:24,372 --> 00:39:26,505
No, no, no, no. Um...
679
00:39:26,507 --> 00:39:28,574
I think that I was
just hallucinating.
680
00:39:28,576 --> 00:39:31,644
You better not be.
I'm only 12.
681
00:39:33,413 --> 00:39:35,915
The way I see it,
if we're gonna survive,
682
00:39:35,917 --> 00:39:37,316
we should work together.
683
00:39:37,318 --> 00:39:40,186
But what happens if we're
the last two standing?
684
00:39:40,188 --> 00:39:41,754
I won't hesitate.
685
00:39:41,756 --> 00:39:44,590
This competition
is kill or be killed,
686
00:39:44,592 --> 00:39:46,859
and I will kill you
where you stand,
687
00:39:46,861 --> 00:39:48,894
dead, end of story.
688
00:39:50,097 --> 00:39:51,530
Shit ain't personal,
689
00:39:51,532 --> 00:39:54,734
strictly business ya dig?
690
00:39:54,736 --> 00:39:57,603
Okay. Here's what
I was thinking.
691
00:39:57,605 --> 00:39:59,071
I could set some fires
692
00:39:59,073 --> 00:40:01,574
to flush Marco and his crew
out into the clearing,
693
00:40:01,576 --> 00:40:03,876
and if you find
a bow and arrow,
694
00:40:03,878 --> 00:40:05,211
you could pick 'em off.
695
00:40:05,213 --> 00:40:07,680
No, no. That's...
That's a great idea,
696
00:40:07,682 --> 00:40:10,116
and Marco
will never see it coming.
697
00:40:10,118 --> 00:40:12,284
Hello?
698
00:40:12,286 --> 00:40:13,285
I'm right here.
699
00:40:13,287 --> 00:40:15,688
Run! Run!
700
00:40:25,332 --> 00:40:26,632
Get her!
701
00:40:43,950 --> 00:40:46,052
Shit.
702
00:40:46,054 --> 00:40:47,753
Totally outnumbered.
703
00:40:55,796 --> 00:40:57,997
What do I do?
What do I do?
704
00:40:57,999 --> 00:40:59,632
Think, Kantmiss. Think.
705
00:41:06,706 --> 00:41:08,974
Hemorrhoidal irritation.
706
00:41:11,111 --> 00:41:14,480
Aggravate with a swift
kick to the posterior.
707
00:41:14,482 --> 00:41:15,815
Raah!
708
00:41:21,721 --> 00:41:23,489
Low-hung scrotum.
Debilitate with
709
00:41:23,491 --> 00:41:26,959
concise rabbit punch
to the testicular sac.
710
00:41:36,803 --> 00:41:40,439
Awkward metallic orthodontic
corrective device.
711
00:41:43,110 --> 00:41:46,011
Snap rubber bands to create
blunt force to the cranium.
712
00:41:52,619 --> 00:41:54,920
Rampant adolescent
acne vulgaris.
713
00:41:55,922 --> 00:41:57,456
Ah.
714
00:41:57,458 --> 00:42:00,159
Prescribe topical acne cream.
715
00:42:09,970 --> 00:42:12,304
Pubescent boy
with raging hormones.
716
00:42:12,306 --> 00:42:14,006
Disarm with natural assets.
717
00:42:16,277 --> 00:42:17,943
Allow to motorboat.
718
00:42:19,914 --> 00:42:21,080
You're pretty.
719
00:42:31,725 --> 00:42:34,059
Raah!
720
00:42:46,073 --> 00:42:47,106
Hee.
721
00:42:53,548 --> 00:42:55,014
You ready to die?
722
00:43:07,294 --> 00:43:08,761
Not really!
723
00:43:08,763 --> 00:43:10,362
I mean, kind of hoping
724
00:43:10,364 --> 00:43:11,630
I could stick around
for the sequel?
725
00:43:11,632 --> 00:43:12,831
Huh?
Huh?
726
00:43:19,172 --> 00:43:20,573
Mm!
727
00:43:20,575 --> 00:43:23,342
All right!
We know what that sound is.
728
00:43:23,344 --> 00:43:24,677
It's the end of the half.
729
00:43:28,549 --> 00:43:30,282
Ah, that sucks.
730
00:43:30,284 --> 00:43:31,550
I wanted to see her die.
731
00:43:31,552 --> 00:43:32,818
Halftime
732
00:43:32,820 --> 00:43:35,421
with the Starving Games
cheerleaders,
733
00:43:35,423 --> 00:43:37,356
presented by Viagra.
734
00:43:37,358 --> 00:43:38,624
♪ Move ♪ Move
735
00:43:38,626 --> 00:43:40,759
♪ Move ♪ Move
736
00:43:40,761 --> 00:43:42,728
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪
737
00:43:42,730 --> 00:43:44,763
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock, rock, rock ♪
738
00:43:44,765 --> 00:43:46,665
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪
739
00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:48,767
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪
740
00:43:48,769 --> 00:43:49,969
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house... ♪
741
00:43:49,971 --> 00:43:52,338
Eh, I like it, Siri,
but it's not...
742
00:43:52,340 --> 00:43:54,340
it's not popping.
743
00:43:54,342 --> 00:43:55,641
Don't worry, boo.
I got you.
744
00:43:55,643 --> 00:43:58,277
More filthy and
gratuitous T&A coming up.
745
00:43:58,279 --> 00:43:59,645
♪ Rock, rock
746
00:43:59,647 --> 00:44:01,280
♪ Feel the motion
as the mood changes ♪
747
00:44:01,282 --> 00:44:03,816
♪ Round and round
just like the moon phases ♪
748
00:44:03,818 --> 00:44:05,651
♪ This the part that keeps
the place blazin' ♪
749
00:44:05,653 --> 00:44:06,652
♪ Uh-huh
♪ Feel the vibe
750
00:44:06,654 --> 00:44:08,320
♪ I like it, amazing
751
00:44:08,322 --> 00:44:09,655
♪ We go hard, overnight ball ♪
752
00:44:09,657 --> 00:44:11,724
♪ Party right,
so it can't be wrong ♪
753
00:44:11,726 --> 00:44:13,025
♪ My team cannot lose
754
00:44:13,027 --> 00:44:15,761
♪ Here to put on
a show for you ♪
755
00:44:15,763 --> 00:44:17,196
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪
756
00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:21,066
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪
757
00:44:21,068 --> 00:44:22,968
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock, rock, rock ♪
758
00:44:22,970 --> 00:44:24,837
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪
759
00:44:24,839 --> 00:44:26,805
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪
760
00:44:26,807 --> 00:44:28,340
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪
761
00:44:28,342 --> 00:44:30,709
♪ Move, move
♪ It's time to rock, rock ♪
762
00:44:30,711 --> 00:44:33,512
Kantmiss, what an
exciting first half.
763
00:44:33,514 --> 00:44:35,214
Tell us what you're
thinking right now.
764
00:44:35,216 --> 00:44:39,084
First off, I want to thank my
Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
765
00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:44,390
And, uh, I'm thinking
about winning, Stanley.
766
00:44:44,392 --> 00:44:45,624
I just want to win.
767
00:44:48,495 --> 00:44:49,728
Bob.
768
00:44:49,730 --> 00:44:52,131
Stanley, do you get
a sense that Kantmiss
769
00:44:52,133 --> 00:44:54,400
is aware of the frenzy
she's creating?
770
00:44:54,402 --> 00:44:55,634
I don't think so, Bob.
771
00:44:55,636 --> 00:44:57,069
She's electrifying.
772
00:44:58,204 --> 00:45:02,675
Cleaver's Electrifying
Halftime Highlights.
773
00:45:08,849 --> 00:45:09,848
Aah!
774
00:45:12,152 --> 00:45:13,852
♪ Yeah ♪ Go
775
00:45:16,423 --> 00:45:19,024
Oh! Oh! Oh!
♪ Go
776
00:45:25,298 --> 00:45:28,100
Take a look at what's trending
right now on Twitter.
777
00:45:28,102 --> 00:45:32,371
Helen in District 7 tweets,
"Kantmiss gives me hope!"
778
00:45:32,373 --> 00:45:34,473
And Thomas
in District 11 writes,
779
00:45:34,475 --> 00:45:38,944
"Kantmiss rocks,
UR sooooo hot!"
780
00:45:38,946 --> 00:45:41,480
And Tyrone in the District
of Compton tweets,
781
00:45:41,482 --> 00:45:43,916
"Yo, that ho Kantmiss
is da bomb,
782
00:45:43,918 --> 00:45:46,151
she's mad blowin' up
in da hood, yo!"
783
00:45:46,153 --> 00:45:48,320
Smiley face emoticon.
784
00:45:48,322 --> 00:45:49,655
She is blowin' up,
785
00:45:49,657 --> 00:45:51,023
and I had the chance to be
786
00:45:51,025 --> 00:45:53,192
on the ground in
Kantmiss' own district,
787
00:45:53,194 --> 00:45:56,862
where Kantmiss fever is
at an all-time high!
788
00:45:56,864 --> 00:45:58,931
I'm here in District 12,
789
00:45:58,933 --> 00:46:00,966
where everyone is going nuts.
790
00:46:00,968 --> 00:46:02,901
It's the ultimate
underdog Cinderella story,
791
00:46:02,903 --> 00:46:05,537
and the po' folks here
is eating it up,
792
00:46:05,539 --> 00:46:09,508
buying up merchandise with any
and everything that has to do
793
00:46:09,510 --> 00:46:12,644
with Kantmiss
or the Starving Games.
794
00:46:12,646 --> 00:46:14,580
T-shirts, mugs,
795
00:46:14,582 --> 00:46:16,548
totes, koozies
796
00:46:16,550 --> 00:46:19,017
and bobbleheads.
797
00:46:26,259 --> 00:46:28,994
Look at me.
I'm just like Kantmiss.
798
00:46:28,996 --> 00:46:30,295
Ohh!
799
00:46:30,297 --> 00:46:31,864
Mis cojones.
800
00:46:31,866 --> 00:46:33,832
Yes! Direct hit!
801
00:46:33,834 --> 00:46:36,301
I'm gonna shoot him again.
802
00:46:36,303 --> 00:46:37,870
Ai! Cheese enchilada!
803
00:46:37,872 --> 00:46:39,371
Oh, that felt good.
804
00:46:44,978 --> 00:46:46,712
That was a close one.
Yeah.
805
00:46:46,714 --> 00:46:47,713
I almost got you.
806
00:46:47,715 --> 00:46:49,281
I know.
I was like, "Ohh."
807
00:46:54,687 --> 00:46:56,455
Take previous positions.
808
00:46:59,226 --> 00:47:00,392
Game on!
809
00:47:00,394 --> 00:47:01,927
Yay!
810
00:47:04,864 --> 00:47:06,598
You ready to die?
811
00:47:26,820 --> 00:47:28,754
Aah! Aah!
812
00:47:28,756 --> 00:47:29,855
You little turd!
813
00:47:29,857 --> 00:47:31,690
Hey!
814
00:47:31,692 --> 00:47:33,192
Hey!
815
00:47:44,071 --> 00:47:45,103
Aah!
816
00:47:53,646 --> 00:47:55,414
Rudy.
817
00:47:55,416 --> 00:47:56,415
Rudy.
818
00:47:57,517 --> 00:47:59,751
Sing me a lullaby.
819
00:47:59,753 --> 00:48:00,953
Okay.
820
00:48:03,389 --> 00:48:05,424
♪ La, la la la...
821
00:48:05,426 --> 00:48:06,825
Not you!
822
00:48:07,660 --> 00:48:08,861
Her!
823
00:48:10,997 --> 00:48:14,199
♪ Please shut your eyes
824
00:48:14,201 --> 00:48:17,436
♪ Your life is fading out
825
00:48:17,438 --> 00:48:18,637
Am I gonna die?
826
00:48:18,639 --> 00:48:19,872
No. No, no, no.
827
00:48:19,874 --> 00:48:21,607
Of course you're not gonna die.
828
00:48:21,609 --> 00:48:25,210
♪ Yes, you are going to die ♪
829
00:48:25,212 --> 00:48:27,946
♪ And worms
will fill your mouth ♪
830
00:48:27,948 --> 00:48:30,916
Worms? Isn't that
a little dramatic?
831
00:48:30,918 --> 00:48:33,852
♪ Just check right now
832
00:48:33,854 --> 00:48:39,925
♪ The worms are all about
833
00:48:39,927 --> 00:48:41,994
Damn you, Taylor Swift.
834
00:48:41,996 --> 00:48:44,530
What an emotional and...
835
00:48:44,532 --> 00:48:47,032
moving death, Cleaver.
836
00:48:47,034 --> 00:48:49,301
It would bring a tear to my eye
837
00:48:49,303 --> 00:48:51,870
if my tear ducts
weren't lacerated.
838
00:48:53,741 --> 00:48:54,740
Ohh.
Ohh.
839
00:48:57,510 --> 00:48:59,077
I'm sorry.
840
00:49:05,952 --> 00:49:07,452
This is bullshit.
841
00:49:07,454 --> 00:49:10,022
The Capital can't just
treat us like pawns.
842
00:49:10,024 --> 00:49:11,523
Yeah!
Yeah!
843
00:49:11,525 --> 00:49:13,559
Our life is our own,
844
00:49:13,561 --> 00:49:15,794
and they can't just
make us kill each other
845
00:49:15,796 --> 00:49:17,529
for their own sick amusement!
846
00:49:17,531 --> 00:49:18,597
Yeah!
Yeah!
847
00:49:18,599 --> 00:49:19,631
What do you say?
848
00:49:19,633 --> 00:49:20,866
Let's riot
849
00:49:20,868 --> 00:49:23,902
and overthrow this
totalitarian government
850
00:49:23,904 --> 00:49:25,904
once and for all!
851
00:49:25,906 --> 00:49:26,905
Yeah!
Yeah!
852
00:49:26,907 --> 00:49:28,640
Whoo-hoo!
853
00:49:30,944 --> 00:49:34,313
We take a half-pound
of grade-A beef...
854
00:49:34,315 --> 00:49:35,914
and top it with cheese.
855
00:49:37,284 --> 00:49:40,519
Then we top it with chili...
856
00:49:42,021 --> 00:49:44,923
and a hot dog and ribs
857
00:49:44,925 --> 00:49:48,193
and smother it with
low-cal ranch dressing.
858
00:49:48,195 --> 00:49:51,496
Then we top it with a slice
of pepperoni pizza,
859
00:49:51,498 --> 00:49:53,432
with a sesame-seed bun.
860
00:49:53,434 --> 00:49:54,633
Mmm, mmm.
861
00:49:55,702 --> 00:49:58,070
Hey, uh...
862
00:49:58,072 --> 00:50:00,005
are we still gonna riot?
863
00:50:00,007 --> 00:50:02,074
Maybe later.
864
00:50:02,076 --> 00:50:04,042
I'm too hungry now.
865
00:50:04,044 --> 00:50:06,511
Then we add barbeque sauce...
866
00:50:08,014 --> 00:50:10,415
tomato, onion and lettuce.
867
00:50:13,086 --> 00:50:14,853
Then we add pork rinds,
868
00:50:14,855 --> 00:50:17,155
Funyuns, broccoli,
nacho cheese,
869
00:50:17,157 --> 00:50:18,957
Spam and wings...
870
00:50:20,493 --> 00:50:22,294
and ham hocks, chitlins.
871
00:50:23,262 --> 00:50:25,230
Don't forget
the watermelon wedge.
872
00:50:25,232 --> 00:50:28,867
Top it all off with two scoops
of pistachio ice cream,
873
00:50:28,869 --> 00:50:31,803
and finish it with
another sesame-seed bun.
874
00:50:33,107 --> 00:50:37,376
The 600,000 calorie
triple bypass burger.
875
00:50:39,012 --> 00:50:40,112
Starbucks?
876
00:50:40,114 --> 00:50:41,647
Got a free latte for it.
877
00:50:52,392 --> 00:50:55,594
Kantmiss fever is causing
a serious problem.
878
00:50:55,596 --> 00:50:57,696
We almost had a riot.
879
00:50:57,698 --> 00:50:59,531
What should we do?
880
00:50:59,533 --> 00:51:01,833
Give them more.
881
00:51:01,835 --> 00:51:03,268
I don't understand.
882
00:51:03,270 --> 00:51:05,103
The Starving Games is a hit.
883
00:51:06,005 --> 00:51:07,272
Just look at the trades.
884
00:51:11,878 --> 00:51:14,079
We could finally win an Emmy.
885
00:51:15,214 --> 00:51:17,349
But the show's missing
one important thing.
886
00:51:17,351 --> 00:51:19,184
What does
every successful show need
887
00:51:19,186 --> 00:51:20,719
to bring it to the next level?
888
00:51:22,021 --> 00:51:23,989
I know exactly what you mean.
889
00:51:23,991 --> 00:51:25,891
A love story!
A lesbian love story!
890
00:51:25,893 --> 00:51:28,060
Wait.
Lesbian love story?
891
00:51:28,062 --> 00:51:30,962
Who doesn't like to see
two chicks get it on?
892
00:51:30,964 --> 00:51:33,365
I know I do, big time.
893
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,201
♪ Guh-dunh-goh
894
00:51:37,170 --> 00:51:39,137
But there aren't
any other women
895
00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:40,338
left alive in the Games.
896
00:51:42,275 --> 00:51:43,208
Fine.
897
00:51:43,210 --> 00:51:46,078
Do your normal
straight love story.
898
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:48,180
Bor-ing.
899
00:51:50,550 --> 00:51:52,551
Oh, and, Seleca...
900
00:51:52,553 --> 00:51:54,853
throw in a surprise twist
at the end,
901
00:51:54,855 --> 00:51:57,055
like she dies or something.
902
00:51:57,057 --> 00:51:58,623
I like that.
903
00:51:58,625 --> 00:52:00,358
♪ Guh-dunh-goh
904
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,628
Attention, contestants.
905
00:52:03,630 --> 00:52:05,630
Attention, contestants.
906
00:52:05,632 --> 00:52:08,233
Attention, contestants.
907
00:52:08,235 --> 00:52:10,202
We have a rule change.
908
00:52:11,370 --> 00:52:14,406
There can now be two winners
of the Starving Games.
909
00:52:14,408 --> 00:52:16,408
Great.
So Marco and Peter
910
00:52:16,410 --> 00:52:17,776
can team up to kill me.
911
00:52:17,778 --> 00:52:20,979
Uh, specifically two people
of different genders.
912
00:52:20,981 --> 00:52:23,682
Oh.
913
00:52:23,684 --> 00:52:25,751
Okay. Okay.
914
00:52:25,753 --> 00:52:28,386
So I hook up with Marco,
915
00:52:28,388 --> 00:52:29,821
and we kill Peter together.
916
00:52:29,823 --> 00:52:31,590
Yes!
917
00:52:31,592 --> 00:52:33,458
Yeah. I like that.
918
00:52:33,460 --> 00:52:37,095
No, we were thinking more like
you could team up with Peter.
919
00:52:37,097 --> 00:52:38,864
No!
No!
920
00:52:38,866 --> 00:52:40,499
No!
No!
921
00:52:40,501 --> 00:52:42,134
No, no, I, um...
922
00:52:42,136 --> 00:52:45,604
I like the whole
Marco idea better.
923
00:52:45,606 --> 00:52:47,839
Hey, Kantmiss,
do me a favor here,
924
00:52:47,841 --> 00:52:50,142
and hook up with Peter.
Please.
925
00:52:50,144 --> 00:52:51,777
I could lose my job for this.
926
00:52:51,779 --> 00:52:54,746
And that's my problem how?
927
00:52:54,748 --> 00:52:56,581
Oh, hey.
928
00:52:56,583 --> 00:52:58,116
Heh heh. Hey, guys.
What's going on?
929
00:52:59,887 --> 00:53:01,620
Nah, don't worry.
930
00:53:01,622 --> 00:53:04,923
I got it under control.
I swear.
931
00:53:06,260 --> 00:53:07,793
W-What are you...
What are you doing?
932
00:53:11,264 --> 00:53:13,732
Um...
933
00:53:13,734 --> 00:53:15,500
Ohh!
934
00:53:15,502 --> 00:53:17,969
I thought we were friends.
935
00:53:17,971 --> 00:53:19,704
Ah, thanks.
936
00:53:22,776 --> 00:53:26,311
But I got us backstage
passes to Justin Bieber.
937
00:53:31,185 --> 00:53:32,651
Oh, my God.
938
00:53:34,921 --> 00:53:37,355
No. No, no,
don't you do it!
939
00:53:38,591 --> 00:53:40,025
Right.
940
00:53:40,027 --> 00:53:44,596
Um, I'm just gonna go team up
with Peter now, so...
941
00:53:49,101 --> 00:53:51,503
Hmm.
942
00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:21,066
Peter, are you here?
943
00:54:21,068 --> 00:54:23,101
I'm camouflaged.
944
00:54:23,103 --> 00:54:24,269
Where are you?
945
00:54:24,271 --> 00:54:26,471
I'm over here.
946
00:54:27,373 --> 00:54:28,473
I don't see you.
947
00:54:28,475 --> 00:54:29,941
I used my skills as a baker
948
00:54:29,943 --> 00:54:32,477
to seamlessly blend in
to my surroundings.
949
00:54:32,479 --> 00:54:35,547
Okay, well,
can you give me a hint?
950
00:54:38,818 --> 00:54:40,986
I'm in the cake.
951
00:54:42,922 --> 00:54:44,923
Oh.
952
00:54:52,266 --> 00:54:53,932
You're injured.
953
00:54:53,934 --> 00:54:57,335
Marco found out that I
really wasn't into him
954
00:54:57,337 --> 00:55:00,272
and that I ultimately
was protecting you.
955
00:55:01,107 --> 00:55:02,774
And he did this to you?
956
00:55:02,776 --> 00:55:03,775
No.
957
00:55:07,847 --> 00:55:10,982
I just got my back waxed.
958
00:55:10,984 --> 00:55:12,384
Aah!
959
00:55:12,386 --> 00:55:14,019
Oh, that...
that looks bad.
960
00:55:14,021 --> 00:55:15,120
I mean, it's...
961
00:55:15,122 --> 00:55:16,254
Oh.
Aah!
962
00:55:16,256 --> 00:55:18,323
Oh, it's really oozy.
Ow. Okay.
963
00:55:18,325 --> 00:55:19,591
Well, stop poking it!
964
00:55:21,695 --> 00:55:23,361
Okay, well, we should
take care of you
965
00:55:23,363 --> 00:55:26,031
before the infection
starts to take over.
966
00:55:26,033 --> 00:55:27,532
Come on.
967
00:55:27,534 --> 00:55:29,234
Ooh.
968
00:55:29,236 --> 00:55:30,235
Aah!
969
00:55:30,237 --> 00:55:31,236
Sorry.
970
00:55:31,238 --> 00:55:33,805
Stop poking it, please.
971
00:55:33,807 --> 00:55:35,707
Okay.
972
00:55:38,344 --> 00:55:40,412
Ah, they're cute together
973
00:55:40,414 --> 00:55:42,247
Yeah, well, I still
want them to die.
974
00:55:42,249 --> 00:55:44,416
Yeah. Duh!
975
00:55:52,725 --> 00:55:53,758
Okay.
976
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:56,161
Marco won't find us
in here. Come on.
977
00:55:56,163 --> 00:55:58,296
I hope they get naked.
978
00:55:59,333 --> 00:56:00,598
Come on!
979
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:01,800
Oh.
980
00:56:05,371 --> 00:56:07,739
Night's falling.
It's gonna get freezing.
981
00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:13,912
You've got a fever.
982
00:56:13,914 --> 00:56:15,213
Here.
I'll check my bag
983
00:56:15,215 --> 00:56:16,247
for something for warmth.
984
00:56:16,249 --> 00:56:19,417
Thanks, Kantmiss.
985
00:56:21,220 --> 00:56:22,721
A Snuggie!
986
00:56:36,936 --> 00:56:38,937
Ah. Mmm.
987
00:56:38,939 --> 00:56:41,439
So warm and comfy.
988
00:56:42,308 --> 00:56:44,209
What? Huh?
989
00:56:59,358 --> 00:57:01,693
You know...
990
00:57:01,695 --> 00:57:04,162
I've had a crush on you
for the longest time.
991
00:57:05,966 --> 00:57:09,467
I used to follow you home
from school every day.
992
00:57:11,303 --> 00:57:12,637
Every day.
993
00:57:13,472 --> 00:57:14,839
And I remember when you got
994
00:57:14,841 --> 00:57:17,909
your first dress-up dolly
on your eighth birthday.
995
00:57:20,147 --> 00:57:22,113
And when you turned 12
996
00:57:22,115 --> 00:57:23,848
and got your first period.
997
00:57:26,119 --> 00:57:28,953
I watched you shower
every night,
998
00:57:28,955 --> 00:57:30,789
and after you got out,
999
00:57:30,791 --> 00:57:33,158
I would pick through the
drain and collect your hair.
1000
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:35,160
What?
1001
00:57:39,365 --> 00:57:41,499
You made a hair doll of me?
1002
00:57:41,501 --> 00:57:43,168
Not just one.
1003
00:57:44,670 --> 00:57:45,470
Ohh.
1004
00:57:45,472 --> 00:57:49,307
That's you and me,
1005
00:57:49,309 --> 00:57:52,010
and those are our six kids.
1006
00:57:52,012 --> 00:57:53,511
And who's that?
1007
00:57:53,513 --> 00:57:55,980
That's our puppy, Alphie.
1008
00:57:55,982 --> 00:57:58,516
Woof woof!
1009
00:57:58,518 --> 00:58:00,051
Woof!
Eww.
1010
00:58:01,121 --> 00:58:03,288
She's the runt of the litter,
1011
00:58:03,290 --> 00:58:05,757
but we love her all the same.
1012
00:58:08,260 --> 00:58:09,461
Ohh.
1013
00:58:09,463 --> 00:58:11,229
Ah, you got
a hairy chick, dude.
1014
00:58:14,300 --> 00:58:16,201
I'm so hungry.
1015
00:58:19,138 --> 00:58:20,138
Poor baby.
1016
00:58:42,895 --> 00:58:44,629
Soup!
What?
1017
00:58:44,631 --> 00:58:46,231
That'll definitely
make you feel better.
1018
00:58:47,967 --> 00:58:49,167
Hmm?
1019
00:58:53,205 --> 00:58:55,106
What?
1020
00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:04,916
I... I think that they want
us to be more romantic,
1021
00:59:04,918 --> 00:59:08,419
and, in return, they'll send
us stuff to make you better.
1022
00:59:08,421 --> 00:59:09,654
Sounds good to me.
1023
00:59:34,180 --> 00:59:36,047
Sorry, Dale.
1024
00:59:38,184 --> 00:59:39,884
What?!
1025
00:59:39,886 --> 00:59:41,019
Really?
1026
00:59:41,820 --> 00:59:44,055
Ooh.
Oh, come on.
1027
00:59:44,057 --> 00:59:45,657
Hey, who thinks
they're gonna do it?
1028
00:59:45,659 --> 00:59:46,658
We do!
We do!
1029
00:59:46,660 --> 00:59:48,927
Screw you all!
1030
01:00:04,977 --> 01:00:05,977
What is it now?
1031
01:00:07,379 --> 01:00:09,414
All right!
1032
01:00:09,416 --> 01:00:11,549
Peter, I don't know
if I can do this.
1033
01:00:11,551 --> 01:00:15,053
Oh, my back.
1034
01:00:17,990 --> 01:00:18,990
I'm dying.
1035
01:00:20,125 --> 01:00:22,126
I don't know how much
longer I can hang on.
1036
01:00:22,128 --> 01:00:23,795
All right. Let's...
1037
01:00:23,797 --> 01:00:25,063
give them what they want.
1038
01:00:40,412 --> 01:00:42,247
Fantastic.
1039
01:00:42,249 --> 01:00:43,281
True dat.
1040
01:00:50,289 --> 01:00:51,589
Ow. Ow!
1041
01:00:51,591 --> 01:00:53,791
Can you not grab
my butt so hard?
1042
01:00:54,860 --> 01:00:57,929
I'm not touching
your butt at all.
1043
01:00:57,931 --> 01:00:58,763
Ohh!
1044
01:00:58,765 --> 01:00:59,864
Do not be afraid.
1045
01:00:59,866 --> 01:01:02,567
I am but a kindly old wizard.
1046
01:01:02,569 --> 01:01:04,068
Get your hand off my ass!
1047
01:01:04,070 --> 01:01:05,136
Right. Well...
1048
01:01:05,138 --> 01:01:05,937
let me explain.
1049
01:01:05,939 --> 01:01:08,239
You see, we were traveling.
1050
01:01:08,241 --> 01:01:09,307
We were on...
1051
01:01:09,309 --> 01:01:10,475
We were on our way
1052
01:01:10,477 --> 01:01:13,011
to the Misty...
1053
01:01:13,013 --> 01:01:14,479
the Misty Mountains, yes.
1054
01:01:14,481 --> 01:01:16,814
And then we heard a moan
1055
01:01:16,816 --> 01:01:18,583
coming from inside this cave,
1056
01:01:18,585 --> 01:01:20,718
and fearing it to be
a moan of distress
1057
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:23,388
and being the good
Samaritans that we are,
1058
01:01:23,390 --> 01:01:25,523
we came in here to help you.
1059
01:01:25,525 --> 01:01:26,658
Get out!
1060
01:01:26,660 --> 01:01:28,726
Yes. Well. Okay.
1061
01:01:32,564 --> 01:01:35,867
I bid you adieu.
1062
01:01:42,508 --> 01:01:43,508
Ooh.
Ooh.
1063
01:01:43,510 --> 01:01:45,910
♪ Ooh, baby
1064
01:01:45,912 --> 01:01:49,347
♪ You know what
we're gonna do ♪
1065
01:01:49,349 --> 01:01:51,582
♪ It's time for makin' love ♪
1066
01:01:51,584 --> 01:01:52,784
Whoa!
1067
01:01:52,786 --> 01:01:53,951
♪ Just me and you
1068
01:01:53,953 --> 01:01:55,153
♪ Just me and you ♪
1069
01:01:55,155 --> 01:01:57,455
♪ Oh, baby
1070
01:01:57,457 --> 01:01:58,823
♪ You know what we came to do ♪
1071
01:02:00,327 --> 01:02:03,861
Aww. Kantmiss.
♪ It's time for makin' love
1072
01:02:03,863 --> 01:02:04,829
♪ Just me and you Like that?
1073
01:02:04,831 --> 01:02:07,565
Yeah, love it!
I love it! Yeah!
1074
01:02:07,567 --> 01:02:11,035
Not her first trip
to the rodeo, eh?
1075
01:02:12,204 --> 01:02:14,572
Oh, yeah! Oh, Kantmiss!
1076
01:02:14,574 --> 01:02:16,207
Yeah! Oh!
1077
01:02:16,209 --> 01:02:18,276
Wow!
Whoa.
1078
01:02:18,278 --> 01:02:19,844
Ohh!
Ohh!
1079
01:02:19,846 --> 01:02:21,446
Oh, Peter, yes!
1080
01:02:22,449 --> 01:02:24,082
Score!
1081
01:02:25,117 --> 01:02:26,884
Even I don't get to do that!
1082
01:02:26,886 --> 01:02:28,653
Oh, give me your hand.
Oh, God.
1083
01:02:28,655 --> 01:02:29,654
Yes!
1084
01:02:29,656 --> 01:02:31,422
Ride the donkey. Yes!
1085
01:02:31,424 --> 01:02:32,824
Ohh! Ohh!
1086
01:02:32,826 --> 01:02:36,027
And it's
even better in 3-D.
1087
01:02:36,029 --> 01:02:38,596
♪ 'Cause now that you're here ♪
1088
01:02:38,598 --> 01:02:39,731
♪ I'm gonna...
1089
01:02:39,733 --> 01:02:41,532
Ooh.
Ooh.
1090
01:02:41,534 --> 01:02:43,801
♪ Oh, baby ♪ Yeah
1091
01:02:43,803 --> 01:02:46,170
District 12!
♪ You know what we're gonna do
1092
01:02:46,172 --> 01:02:50,041
That's it!
♪ It's time for makin' love
1093
01:02:50,043 --> 01:02:51,075
Ooh.
Ooh.
1094
01:02:51,077 --> 01:02:52,710
♪ Just me and you Ahh.
1095
01:02:52,712 --> 01:02:54,445
♪ Whoa, oh, whoa
1096
01:03:12,965 --> 01:03:14,565
Thanks again for last night.
1097
01:03:14,567 --> 01:03:15,833
Now that you're better,
1098
01:03:15,835 --> 01:03:17,201
we have to go out there.
1099
01:03:19,271 --> 01:03:22,774
We have to kill Marco so we can
both win the game and go home.
1100
01:03:24,209 --> 01:03:26,110
I... I would, but...
1101
01:03:26,112 --> 01:03:28,513
I think the infection's
starting to come back.
1102
01:03:28,515 --> 01:03:30,348
Don't push it!
1103
01:03:35,788 --> 01:03:36,988
Where do you think
you're going?
1104
01:03:36,990 --> 01:03:39,090
You can't go in there!
1105
01:04:08,420 --> 01:04:10,688
Whoa! Did you... Ha!
1106
01:04:11,758 --> 01:04:13,191
He's right there.
1107
01:04:13,193 --> 01:04:14,892
When are they gonna
kill each other already?
1108
01:04:14,894 --> 01:04:16,961
I'm getting bored.
Me, too.
1109
01:04:24,670 --> 01:04:25,870
Aah!
1110
01:04:31,076 --> 01:04:32,877
It's time to end this
once and for all.
1111
01:04:32,879 --> 01:04:34,412
Siri.
1112
01:04:34,414 --> 01:04:36,013
Dang!
What you need now?
1113
01:04:36,015 --> 01:04:37,882
Let's have a grand finale.
1114
01:04:37,884 --> 01:04:39,484
Send in the big guns.
1115
01:04:58,570 --> 01:05:00,304
Oh, shit.
1116
01:05:04,843 --> 01:05:07,445
I'll give you a war
you wouldn't believe.
1117
01:05:08,514 --> 01:05:10,481
Hasta la vista, baby.
1118
01:05:11,617 --> 01:05:12,884
Yippie-ki-yay...
1119
01:05:12,886 --> 01:05:15,086
Oh.
1120
01:05:15,088 --> 01:05:17,755
Damn it. I don't
have a catchphrase.
1121
01:05:17,757 --> 01:05:21,492
Ha ha ha!
I have so many of them.
1122
01:05:21,494 --> 01:05:22,627
I'll be back.
1123
01:05:22,629 --> 01:05:24,495
You know what I mean, Chuck?
1124
01:05:24,497 --> 01:05:25,796
No.
1125
01:05:25,798 --> 01:05:27,498
Because I'm Chuck Norris,
1126
01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:30,067
and catchphrases need me!
1127
01:05:30,069 --> 01:05:31,602
Enh.
1128
01:05:31,604 --> 01:05:32,937
Why don't you shut up,
1129
01:05:32,939 --> 01:05:35,373
you smarty-pants wisenheimer
piece of shit?!
1130
01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:36,374
Let's just kill 'em.
1131
01:05:36,376 --> 01:05:37,542
Oh.
1132
01:05:39,178 --> 01:05:40,778
Ready!
1133
01:05:43,849 --> 01:05:45,316
Aim.
1134
01:05:45,318 --> 01:05:46,551
Yes!
1135
01:05:46,553 --> 01:05:48,786
Yo, Adrian!
1136
01:05:48,788 --> 01:05:50,922
Fire!
1137
01:06:05,171 --> 01:06:05,970
Gah!
1138
01:06:09,274 --> 01:06:10,274
Dale?
1139
01:06:11,276 --> 01:06:12,376
Dale?
1140
01:06:12,378 --> 01:06:14,178
What's going on
with you and this guy?
1141
01:06:15,180 --> 01:06:16,981
I'll talk to you
about it later.
1142
01:06:16,983 --> 01:06:18,349
I saw you kiss him.
1143
01:06:19,319 --> 01:06:21,719
I am in the middle
of a death match.
1144
01:06:21,721 --> 01:06:22,920
Do you like him?
1145
01:06:22,922 --> 01:06:24,922
Dale, you are embarrassing me.
1146
01:06:24,924 --> 01:06:26,757
Go home.
Nyah.
1147
01:06:26,759 --> 01:06:28,859
No! If anyone
should leave...
1148
01:06:28,861 --> 01:06:30,094
he should.
1149
01:06:30,096 --> 01:06:33,664
Okay. Yeah.
I-I'll leave.
1150
01:06:33,666 --> 01:06:35,566
Now, Dale!
Fine.
1151
01:06:35,568 --> 01:06:36,968
Fine!
1152
01:06:36,970 --> 01:06:40,504
But I'm changing my
Facebook status to single.
1153
01:06:46,011 --> 01:06:47,712
Sorry about that.
1154
01:06:47,714 --> 01:06:49,547
He's always been really clingy.
1155
01:06:49,549 --> 01:06:51,582
That's cool.
1156
01:06:54,886 --> 01:06:56,120
Unbelievable.
1157
01:06:56,122 --> 01:06:58,389
What are you
gonna do, Kantmiss?
1158
01:06:58,391 --> 01:07:00,858
You shoot and miss,
lover boy here is dead.
1159
01:07:01,861 --> 01:07:02,960
Yes!
1160
01:07:09,435 --> 01:07:10,468
No, no, no, no!
1161
01:07:18,677 --> 01:07:19,744
Huh?
Huh?
1162
01:07:25,584 --> 01:07:26,751
Yeah.
1163
01:07:27,953 --> 01:07:29,420
Yeah.
1164
01:07:33,058 --> 01:07:34,625
Oh!
Oh!
1165
01:07:36,795 --> 01:07:38,629
That'll work.
1166
01:07:42,602 --> 01:07:44,402
How about that, Cleaver?
1167
01:07:44,404 --> 01:07:48,572
Against all odds,
they've done it. They've won.
1168
01:07:48,574 --> 01:07:49,874
Yay.
1169
01:07:49,876 --> 01:07:52,043
Whew!
1170
01:07:52,944 --> 01:07:54,378
Peter, we won.
1171
01:07:54,380 --> 01:07:56,580
We survived!
1172
01:08:00,886 --> 01:08:02,053
We're both going home.
1173
01:08:09,829 --> 01:08:11,295
Attention, contestants.
1174
01:08:11,297 --> 01:08:14,799
There has been
yet another rule change.
1175
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:22,873
And if you're thinking
what I'm thinking,
1176
01:08:22,875 --> 01:08:24,141
you're right.
1177
01:08:24,143 --> 01:08:27,445
There again
can be only one winner.
1178
01:08:29,849 --> 01:08:31,082
Good luck.
1179
01:08:35,721 --> 01:08:37,755
What if we don't give
'em the satisfaction?
1180
01:08:42,861 --> 01:08:44,428
What if we both kill ourselves
1181
01:08:44,430 --> 01:08:46,464
and there are no victors?
1182
01:08:49,301 --> 01:08:51,135
We'll ruin the Games,
1183
01:08:51,137 --> 01:08:53,871
and we'll show
th-that the Capital,
1184
01:08:53,873 --> 01:08:55,406
they can't control us!
1185
01:08:57,743 --> 01:09:00,411
I found these poisonous
berries in the woods.
1186
01:09:01,246 --> 01:09:04,281
W-We can eat them
a-and die.
1187
01:09:10,055 --> 01:09:11,756
Shit ain't personal,
1188
01:09:11,758 --> 01:09:14,558
strictly business, ya dig?
1189
01:09:22,001 --> 01:09:24,268
Whaah! Whoa!
1190
01:09:29,074 --> 01:09:30,808
Fuck me!
1191
01:09:38,316 --> 01:09:40,451
Best Starving Games ever!
1192
01:09:46,358 --> 01:09:48,259
It's a nice shot, Kantmiss.
1193
01:09:49,294 --> 01:09:50,628
What're you doing here?
1194
01:09:50,630 --> 01:09:51,862
I practically show up
1195
01:09:51,864 --> 01:09:52,997
at the end of every movie.
1196
01:09:52,999 --> 01:09:55,332
Superhero movies, yeah, but...
1197
01:09:55,334 --> 01:09:57,668
Well, that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
1198
01:09:57,670 --> 01:10:00,070
We could use
some fresh, young blood.
1199
01:10:00,072 --> 01:10:02,006
I mean, shit!
1200
01:10:02,008 --> 01:10:04,575
Just how many sequels
to "Iron Man,"
1201
01:10:04,577 --> 01:10:07,778
"Thor" and "Captain America"
can we make, right?
1202
01:10:07,780 --> 01:10:09,914
And you're pretty handy
with that bow and arrow.
1203
01:10:09,916 --> 01:10:11,882
Ahem!
1204
01:10:11,884 --> 01:10:13,517
Uh, Nick, the, uh,
1205
01:10:13,519 --> 01:10:15,186
bow and arrow
is sort of my thing.
1206
01:10:15,188 --> 01:10:17,221
Shut your ass, Hawkeye!
1207
01:10:17,223 --> 01:10:19,456
You're lucky you
even in the Avengers!
1208
01:10:19,458 --> 01:10:21,158
Yeah, but...
And don't you think
1209
01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:22,693
for one goddamn minute
1210
01:10:22,695 --> 01:10:25,162
that Marvel is gonna
spin off your character!
1211
01:10:25,164 --> 01:10:27,665
"Hawkeye, colon,
1212
01:10:27,667 --> 01:10:30,467
The Avenger Nobody
Gives a Shit About,"
1213
01:10:30,469 --> 01:10:34,839
will definitely not be coming
soon to a theater near you!
1214
01:10:37,476 --> 01:10:40,144
Burn!
1215
01:10:40,146 --> 01:10:41,145
Burn.
1216
01:10:41,147 --> 01:10:42,146
Ow.
1217
01:10:42,148 --> 01:10:44,048
Oh, stop being such a cherry!
1218
01:10:44,050 --> 01:10:45,649
So what do you say, Kantmiss?
1219
01:10:45,651 --> 01:10:47,251
I'm in.
1220
01:10:48,386 --> 01:10:50,754
But, um, I'm kind of hungry.
1221
01:10:50,756 --> 01:10:52,890
Do you mind if we get
something to eat first?
1222
01:10:52,892 --> 01:10:54,825
Let's go get some shawarma.
1223
01:10:57,830 --> 01:10:59,530
Avengers assemble!
1224
01:11:00,465 --> 01:11:01,799
Wait, don't step off those...
1225
01:11:07,472 --> 01:11:08,806
Oops.
1226
01:11:13,346 --> 01:11:16,080
Oh! You know
what that sound means?
1227
01:11:16,082 --> 01:11:20,684
Bob's Post-Game Bloopers.
1228
01:11:20,686 --> 01:11:22,653
♪ Move
1229
01:11:22,655 --> 01:11:23,520
♪ Move
1230
01:11:23,522 --> 01:11:24,889
Aah!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1231
01:11:24,891 --> 01:11:26,190
♪ Move...
1232
01:11:27,193 --> 01:11:28,192
Good.
1233
01:11:28,194 --> 01:11:29,693
Blooper reel.
1234
01:11:29,695 --> 01:11:32,296
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪
1235
01:11:32,298 --> 01:11:33,530
♪ It's time
to rock the house... ♪
1236
01:11:33,532 --> 01:11:34,331
Ohh.
1237
01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:36,734
Sorry.
1238
01:11:36,736 --> 01:11:38,836
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪
♪ Move...
1239
01:11:42,008 --> 01:11:44,041
Blooper reel!
1240
01:11:44,043 --> 01:11:45,609
Cutting!
Yeah!
1241
01:11:45,611 --> 01:11:46,911
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house... ♪
1242
01:11:46,913 --> 01:11:47,912
Oh.
1243
01:11:47,914 --> 01:11:49,780
And the wig is down.
1244
01:11:49,782 --> 01:11:51,382
Okay. I'm sorry.
1245
01:11:51,384 --> 01:11:53,350
I gotta get
more excited about you.
1246
01:11:53,352 --> 01:11:55,185
Let's do it.
1247
01:11:55,187 --> 01:11:56,620
Touch my leg.
1248
01:11:56,622 --> 01:11:57,621
Here we go.
1249
01:11:57,623 --> 01:11:58,622
Dude, stop.
1250
01:11:59,825 --> 01:12:01,625
Prank, take one.
1251
01:12:01,627 --> 01:12:02,593
Ohh!
1252
01:12:02,595 --> 01:12:05,329
Look at you!
1253
01:12:06,264 --> 01:12:09,333
Dale, that's romantic and all.
1254
01:12:13,873 --> 01:12:16,206
Yes, why don't you
give me a little dance?
1255
01:12:16,208 --> 01:12:17,308
♪ Boom, chika, boom, chika ♪
1256
01:12:17,310 --> 01:12:18,575
♪ Boom, chika, boom, chika ♪
1257
01:12:18,577 --> 01:12:19,944
♪ Boom, chika, boom,
boom, chika be ♪
1258
01:12:19,946 --> 01:12:22,179
On the down, not the up.
1259
01:12:22,181 --> 01:12:23,347
♪ Be, chika, boom chik
1260
01:12:23,349 --> 01:12:24,682
That's good.
Now like a penguin.
1261
01:12:24,684 --> 01:12:25,883
♪ Boom, chika, boom, chika ♪
1262
01:12:25,885 --> 01:12:27,518
♪ Boom, chika, boo...
1263
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:29,987
That's the worst penguin I've ever seen.
Do it again.
1264
01:12:29,989 --> 01:12:31,388
♪ Boom, chika, boom, chika ♪
1265
01:12:31,390 --> 01:12:34,458
Do you like watching Pygmies?
1266
01:12:34,460 --> 01:12:37,161
Oh, yeah. Oh.
That looks good.
1267
01:12:37,163 --> 01:12:38,796
Look at that dripping.
1268
01:12:39,631 --> 01:12:41,131
I just got my back waxed.
1269
01:12:41,133 --> 01:12:43,000
I'm sorry.
1270
01:12:43,002 --> 01:12:44,435
Kick.
Hah!
1271
01:12:45,870 --> 01:12:47,137
Sorry.
1272
01:12:47,139 --> 01:12:48,238
I kicked your ass.
1273
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:49,506
No, that's fine.
Don't...
1274
01:12:49,508 --> 01:12:51,775
♪ It's time
to rock the house... ♪
1275
01:12:55,548 --> 01:12:58,182
And this is my sidekick.
1276
01:12:58,184 --> 01:12:59,950
Mother pus.
What'd I say?
1277
01:12:59,952 --> 01:13:01,018
With me.
1278
01:13:01,020 --> 01:13:02,353
And this is...
1279
01:13:02,355 --> 01:13:03,854
Shh.
...my sidekick.
1280
01:13:03,856 --> 01:13:04,822
And this is my sidekick.
1281
01:13:04,824 --> 01:13:06,490
Yeah. That's funny.
You got one line.
1282
01:13:12,597 --> 01:13:14,565
You do.
1283
01:13:15,567 --> 01:13:17,301
Ready?
1284
01:13:17,303 --> 01:13:20,971
And I have
another Tess Tickles.
1285
01:13:20,973 --> 01:13:22,406
I need to see a bi...
1286
01:13:22,408 --> 01:13:24,408
No, it's not,
"I need to see."
1287
01:13:24,410 --> 01:13:27,211
Stop hiding, and show me...
1288
01:13:27,213 --> 01:13:29,179
God damn it.
1289
01:13:29,181 --> 01:13:32,416
I need a pair of Tess Tickles!
1290
01:13:33,585 --> 01:13:34,585
Shit.
1291
01:13:35,387 --> 01:13:36,820
For bug zapper.
1292
01:13:36,822 --> 01:13:38,355
Contact.
1293
01:13:38,357 --> 01:13:39,357
Contact.
Contact. Contact.
1294
01:13:39,358 --> 01:13:40,691
Uh-oh.
1295
01:13:41,726 --> 01:13:43,460
Hold on.
1296
01:13:43,462 --> 01:13:44,995
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪
1297
01:13:44,997 --> 01:13:46,897
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock, rock, rock ♪
1298
01:13:46,899 --> 01:13:48,732
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪
1299
01:13:48,734 --> 01:13:50,901
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock the house ♪
1300
01:13:50,903 --> 01:13:52,669
I'm sorry.
1301
01:13:52,671 --> 01:13:55,039
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock, rock, rock... ♪
1302
01:13:56,041 --> 01:13:57,975
A partially eaten pickle.
1303
01:14:01,146 --> 01:14:02,546
So happy Starving Games,
1304
01:14:02,548 --> 01:14:05,749
and may the odds
be never in your favor.
1305
01:14:06,818 --> 01:14:09,153
That is the worst pickle
I've ever had.
1306
01:14:10,890 --> 01:14:13,857
We have to kill Marco
and win the games.
1307
01:14:13,859 --> 01:14:15,025
Sorry. Ahh. Sorry.
1308
01:14:15,027 --> 01:14:17,361
We have to kill Marco
so we can both go home
1309
01:14:17,363 --> 01:14:19,396
and win the ga...
God damn it. Sorry.
1310
01:14:19,398 --> 01:14:21,231
♪ Move
1311
01:14:21,233 --> 01:14:23,000
♪ Move
1312
01:14:23,002 --> 01:14:25,302
♪ Move
♪ It's time to rock, rock, rock... ♪
1313
01:14:25,304 --> 01:14:27,204
♪ Move
1314
01:14:28,441 --> 01:14:30,974
♪ Move
1315
01:14:30,976 --> 01:14:32,776
♪ Move
1316
01:14:35,647 --> 01:14:37,114
Wow, that's amazing.
1317
01:14:38,516 --> 01:14:40,217
That is good.
What is that?
1318
01:14:40,219 --> 01:14:41,752
It's a divine mixture
1319
01:14:41,754 --> 01:14:45,055
of fox blood and bear.
1320
01:14:45,057 --> 01:14:48,759
Delicious. Right?
1321
01:14:48,761 --> 01:14:50,394
Hey!
1322
01:14:56,768 --> 01:14:57,901
Hey, Phil, stay down there
1323
01:14:57,903 --> 01:15:01,004
and put your finger
in his mouth.
1324
01:15:01,006 --> 01:15:03,540
Okay. We're done.
1325
01:15:03,542 --> 01:15:05,375
We're done with this.
1326
01:15:07,580 --> 01:15:08,812
Blooper reel.
1327
01:15:08,814 --> 01:15:10,147
Blooper reel.
1328
01:15:10,149 --> 01:15:11,148
Cutting!
1329
01:15:12,283 --> 01:15:13,283
♪ Move
1330
01:15:13,285 --> 01:15:14,451
♪ Move, move, move
1331
01:15:14,453 --> 01:15:15,819
♪ Move84462
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